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A=Aftercare [self-explanatory]
It's 50/50 between the reader and Robert, they take turns doing aftercare. If Robert is doing the aftercare he cleans both himself and the reader off, mabye going together into the bathroom to take a bath or just going straight to bed, but Lamgdon always makes sure to make sure to praise the reader and be sweet, ofcourse the reader is expected to return the same treatment when it's their turn to do aftercare. [Goes for all genders and AU]
B=Bodypart [their favorite bodypart on themselves and their partner]
Robert's favorite bodypart on himself must be his arms, he loves swimming and with his strong arms he's always able to be the fastest on the swimming team.
On the other hand the favorite bodypart on his partner is probably their face, the way the reader is smiling that always makes the Professors melt and tingly inside.
[Goes again for every gender and AU]
C=Cum [anything with Cum basically]
Langdon probably isn't that big of a fan of cum, not that he finds it gross, but he doesn't have any kinks involving it but he definitely likes it if he can pump his seeds into his partner, or into a condom, depends on the situation to be honest.
D=Dirty secret of theirs [self-explanatory again]
The professors dirty secret would be that definitely had thought about having sex with the reader while in a lecture, getting a boner while doing so and than having to awkwardly hide it from the class, which to his ability to hold a serious face luckily no one find out. And if it's the AU [student/teacher] he would have definitely gotten more hard ones during lectures while staring at the reader than one would think was possible.
E=Experience [how experienced are they? Do they know what they are doing?]
Oh, definitely, Langdon had his fair share of sexual encounters with women [as stated in the books], and would have rather less or none experience with men. The male reader being Langdons first male sexual encounter.
F=favorite position [self-explanatory, again]
Missionary, he's a traditional and normal man, ofcourse he would be open for having different positions but he loves it simple and easy in the bed, but in his office it's a different story. If they are doing it in Langdons office he loves doing the cow girl, he doesn't have to do a lot of work and it's arousing for him when the reader is pleasuring him while he works, or atleast tries too.
G=Goofy [how serious are they while having sex?]
He's rather chill, he isn't that serious and sometimes has a good laugh during sex but it's mostly romantic and intimate, it's about pleasuring and satisfying him and the reader during sex but if there is something to happen that causes them to laugh then he definitely wouldn't mind a good chuckle.
H=Hair [how well groomed are they?]
Langdon is pretty groomed, his face is shaven clean at all times as to not ruin his serious and formal image but he keeps it not too thick down there, there's definitely some hair but nothing too overwhelming. So pretty groomed.
I=Intimacy [romantic aspect]
The professor is very romantic, he's a big old softy and he's definitely a suckered for dates, especially in the classic Italian setting (you know what I mean). If he gets the chance, than he makes it a big thing to take his partner out too restaurant's where ever he travels out of the US.
J=Jack off [masturbation]
Robert didn't masturbate too much before he met the reader, realy only doing it when he was extremely stressed or lonely [or horny😃], but after he had gotten together with the reader it went down completly, ofcourse only doing it when his partner was watching or having his partner do it for him.
K=Kinks [a kink of theirs]
Nothing to wild, he definitely would have a size kink [both female and male reader], especially if it's the AU. But he's a standard guy, nothing too wild going on with him, he's cultural and wouldn't want his sex life to get too wild.
L=Location [their favorite place to have sex at]
Probably the bedroom in Robert's apartment or the readers, he likes to keep it there but also does it occasionally in his privat office or the Havard library. Him and the reader have definitely had sex there and also in the classroom, he sometimes likes the idea of almost being cought, it gives him a thrill and adrenaline shot and he wants to try many things since his already getting up in age.
M=Motivation [what gets them going?]
Pretty simple, showing his love and lust for his partner is enough to get him riled up, he just want to show his devotion to his Partner so he wants to show it through the passionate and sensual sex. That's his way of showing love.
N=No [what is something they wouldn't do? What turns them off?]
Anything involving human fluids, other than cum but with boundaries, anything with pain or extrem humiliation or baby play. He's a pretty soft man and isn't too much into any extrem kinks, he doesn't want to harm his partner in any way or disrespect them, even if they ask him, he would try it but he has his boundaries.
O=Oral [prefer receiving or giving?]
Robert rather enjoys getting Oral and watching his partner doing it, perfect for the office, aswell as pushing strands of hair away from his partners face while watching them giving him a Blow job, he would definitely do it if his partner would ask him to do it but he would need some guidance and help learning it properly, especially with the male reader.
P=pace [self-explanatory]
The professor is slow and sensual, he wants to enjoy sex and isn't into the hard paced and rough sex, he wants to show his partner how much he enjoys them and that's his way of doing it. The way the emotions run high and that they are both tipping over the edge gradually is something very important for him.
Q=Quickie [how often? Do they enjoy it?]
As mentioned above, Robert loves to show his love with slow and sensual sex so Quickies aren't something he dies often or enjoys to be honest but if he's drunk or in a bad mode than he definitely would do them, but it's rare, and when it happens neither of them are realy satisfied and would go another round slower and more sensual.
R=Risk [do they take risk? Do they experiment? Etc.]
Langdon definitely does risks by having intimacy in his office or classrooms but he's very discreet and doesn't take too big or many risks, he rather plays it safe but if both of you are feeling risky then you would definitely try some things.
AU: in the student/teacher AU Langdon is already taking a risk fucking his student, it could cost him his job he holds very dear, so yes, he takes risks.
S=Stamina [how many rounds can they go? How many do they have?]
About 3 or 4 rounds when Robert isn't too tired but when he had a long day it's just 2, he also uses sex as a way to relax and help him cope with stress, considering he's in his fifties he's still pretty good and in shape so not too disappointing in bed.
T=Toys [do they own toys? Do they use them on themselves or their partner?]
Robert isn't too experienced with toys, he hasn't used them nor had planned too but if his partner wants to use them then he would definitely try them, I would say the only sex toy he would have any experience with would probably be a vibrator or cockring, but if it's not too extrem than he would try almost anything.
U=Unfair [how much do they like to tease?]
The professor rarely teases, he mabye makes some sly remarks but if he feels like being a bit annoying or playful then he would definitely tease too his hearts content.
V=Volume [how loud are they?]
Langdon isn't too loud, some groans and moans here and there, pretty standard, he doesn't growl since he thinks it's too embarrassing, he isn't an animal, but if his partner is into that he would mabye think about doing it. The neighbors mostly don't hear him while he has intimacy.
W=Wildcard [a random headcanon for the character]
He's definitely into having sex in a pool, since he's a swimmer it would be practical and daring for him, Robert also would definitely find it arousing if his partner role play with him. Him being the student and the reader the professor/teacher, definitely making everything more arousing to him. He's also a switch, mostly top bit if he realy wants too then he can also be bottom.
X=X-ray [what did they got in their pants?]
Soft 5 inches and hard 6 and a half, he's not too thick and not too thin, a little above average I would say, so pretty good.
Y=Yearning [sex drive]
Robert does like sex, mabye once or twice a week, let's keep it real folks, no normal man fucks everyday and every week.
Z= Zzz [how quickly do they fall asleep?]
Langdon is probably tired but would read, cuddle or just talk with his partner for a small while before going to sleep, it depends on what he did throughout the day but he's usually asleep in about half an hour after sex.
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A=Aftercare [self-explanatory]
Aftercare is often rushed and quick, but nonetheless effective. Phillip often loves to make up for being a bit rough and selfish by kissing and taking his partner into his arms, after post-nut clarity hits he's pretty affectionate and clean up is delayed for tomorrow when he wakes up.
B=Bodypart [their favorite bodypart on themselves and their partner]
What Blake loves on his partner is their body shape and thighs, legs. He definitely loves to pull them closer and drag them closer when he's inbetween them, he's into a bit more of force full intimacy, but not non-consensual.
The Governors favorit thing on himself is his face and charms, he knows he can get what he wants with it, and he uses it to its full advantage.
C=Cum [basically everything to do with cum]
I'll just say it, breeding kink. He wasn't taught how to use proper protection until later in life, he was convinced that having kids was necessary to be happy in life, and he still wants them, but recognizes that it isn't a good idea, considering their in an apocalypse.
D=Dirty secret of theirs [self-explanatory again]
The Governor most definitely has someone's head in the tanks down in his basement from someone being disrespectful or trying to take away his lover, since he's rather possessive and narcissistic, he doesn't want anyone tot ouch his 'property'. It's not a kink, but he genuinely thinks that his physical affair partners are bound to him in someway, and since he had been raised to believe the man has a right to his wife or woman, he definitely follows such values until he learns to love in different ways from his lover.
E=Experience [how experienced are they? Do they know what they are doing?]
Not very experienced, just knowing how to do the basic things like putting it in and being careful when moving. It being funny that he did not know mich about protection or anything else, and it needing to be taught to him by the reader then.
F=favorite position [self-explanatory, again]
Probably cowgirl or doggy style, he would try a lot out since his wife had been rather vanilla in that regard adn didn't allow him to do anything else than Missionary. Cow girl would be something practical for his big leather chair he has in his office or when he's too tired to do mich but still wants intercourse, doggy style is generally something he enjoys doing, as it allows him to have controll over his partner and controll their movements easily.
G=Goofy [how serious are they while having sex?]
The Governor would probably be more of a calm and serious type, but surely can be abit more lighthearted when the moment is right and it is fitting for him.
H=Hair [how well groomed are they?]
Mostly clean shaven and light stuble on his face, but it can grow a bit longer when Blake is too caught up in work to shave or care about himself properly. He doesn't let his stuble grow too much and shaves it after some days, he keeps it just as clean shaven and tidy down there.
I=Intimacy [romantic aspect]
At first the Governor would be romantic and loving, even if it's only to get the reader into bed, but once he truly has feelings for his lover and wants more than just a physical affair, he would begin to genuinely display affection and romantic gesture to them.
J=Jack off [masturbation]
Philip most definitely did masturbate, since he had been forced into purity culture by his parents at a young age, and held his V-card till marriage, he had no other possibility than masturbating to relieve stress or pent up sexual frustration. Since he now has someone to relieve him of that, he doesn't do is as often, but had moments where he does it when needed.
K=Kinks [a kink of theirs]
Definitely dominate or controll kink. Controlling and being possessive is the Governors trade mark and he wouldn't change it for anyone, not even for his lover. Bandage would also be something he would do, it giving him more controll and power in bed. He would never be in the receiving place, always wanting to be the top in bed.
L=Location [their favorite place to have sex at]
The Governors bedroom or office. He wouldn't do it elsewhere as he strictly wants to keep his sex life and work life as separate as he can, not wanting anyone to see behind the tough and unbreable Governor facade he had built.
M=Motivation [what gets them going?]
Probably to recreate his life before the apocalypse, or as best as he can. He still hangs very much onto his life from before, he wishes to have it back but can't, so he tries to fill the grieving with sex, alcohol, and work.
N=No [what is something they wouldn't do? What turns them off?]
Standing up to him, or trying to top him. It is pretty known that Phillip is controlling and wants Woodbury to be only under his rule and nobody else's, he would definitely also be like this in bed. He would enjoy someone that would listen to him or he could force into submission, he enjoys being challenged but still knowing he had the upper hand at all times. Thus is because of his past, he didn't have much controll after his wife and daughter died, so he tries to controll his life and everyone in it as best as he can.
O=Oral [prefer receiving or giving?]
The Governor prefers Oral then giving it, being more selfish and self serving in that regard, considering he has very high standards and has narcissistic tendencies. But would give Oral if he realy is in a good mood or it's the readers birthday or they did something important, etc.
P=pace [self-explanatory]
Since Blake is releasing stress and anger through intimacy he is usual a bit rougher and fast, but can go slower and more sensual when it is asked of him, depends on the day and mood he's in honestly.
Q=Quickie [how often? Do they enjoy it?]
Phillip is forced to do many quickies, considering he's almost needed at all hours of the day and he can't put Woodbury behind his personal needs. So yes, he definitely does them but prefers slow or hard sex.
R=Risk [do they experiment or take risks?]
No, not many anyways. The Governor is a very careful person but since there is nothing he needs to worry about when having intercourse he likes to try out a lot of things. But he wouldn't go for extrem risks that would put the relationship on the line or risk embarrassing himself infront of anyone.
S=Stamina [how many rounds can they go? How many do they have?]
1 or 2 are ideal for the Governor, he's always working and needing to keep Woodbury working so he is very tired and exhausted most days, but when he isn't he could go for up to 4 or 5 rounds if he's feeling it.
T=Toys [do they own toys? Do they use them on themselves or their partner?]
He would most definitely own chackles, bindings, or ropes. Not many sex toys, but everything for binding his partner to the bed, mabye even a vibrator if he realy wants to have one for the fun time, but other wise doesn't own any.
U=Unfair [how much do they like to tease?]
Considering Blake is a sadistic, and manipulative man in general, he would definitely play unfair. Stopping just before the finish to drag it out longer, make the reader beg and plead for him to go faster or continue when they are about to finish.
V=Volume [how loud are they?]
The Governor is pretty quiet in bed. It's almost unsettling how quiet he can keep, but he can get louder if he's realy liking it or into it. It depends honestly.
W=Wildcard [a random headcanon for the character]
Phillips biggest secret is that he definitely has far less experience than people think he would, considering he's a pretty good looking guy and charming fellow. He had stayed a virgin till marriage with his deceased wife, but gained new experience with the reader quite quickly, also trying out a lot of things.
X=X-ray [what did they got in their pants?]
Soft 4cm, or 3 inches.
Hard 14,7cm or 6 and a half inches.
Y=Yearning [sex drive]
Considering Phillip is quite literally the only leader of Woodbury and running the town on his own, he would definitely have a lot of stress and a big libido, but since he would definitely be drained after a long day of work he would just flop down on his bed and sleep.
Z= Zzz [how quickly do they fall asleep?]
The Governor would probably be able to stay up quite a bit after Intercourse, but he would definitely have another glass of whiskey or just relax after it. He's the kind of guy to be all macho during sex but after he had his release and gets to release all the pent up stress and frustration, he's pretty tame and even affectionate.