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2024-03-30
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2025-09-21
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Pokemon Chatfic because I am bored at 12 AM

Summary:

insomnia ridden so writing at 12 AM, boutta make some crackfic because apathy is a tragedy and boredom is a crime

NOT CANON TO SON OF ARCEUS AU

ABANDONED

Notes:

Usernames

 

 

 


PokemonMaster - Ash

 

 

 


Dipshit289 - Gary

 

 

 


BikelessBitch - Misty

 

 

 


StayAtHomeMom - Brock

 

 

 


FoodIsArceus'GiftToMankind - May

 

 

 


NotScientificallyPossible - Max

 

 

 


PoffinQueen - Dawn

 

 

 


DragonDance227 - Iris

 

 

 


Its(InsertVerb)Time - Cilan

 

 

 


KalosQueen - Serena

 

 

 


BeholdMyInventionInator - Clemont

 

 

 


SquishyForLife - Bonnie

 

 

 


FearMyWateryWrath - Lana

 

 

 


L1ll1e - Lillie

 

 

 


FlameoHotman - Kiawe

 

 

 


GordonRamsey - Mallow

 

 

 


BenjaminFranklin - Sophocles

 

 

 


HelloDarknessMyOldFreind - Gladion

 

 

 


MemorisedThePokerap - Goh

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: introductions

Chapter Text

PokemonMaster1234 started a group chat.

 

PokemonMaster1234 added Dipshit289, BikelessBitch, StayAtHomeMom, and 15 others.

 

PokemonMaster1234 changed the name of the group chat to hell.

 

~hell~

 

Dipshit289: Wtf is this

 

BikelessBitch: Its a group chat dumbass

 

Dipshit289: I could tell that but why does it exist

 

PokemonMaster1234: I made it because we all live in different regions

 

PokemonMaster1234: So we can stay in contact :)

 

Dipshit289: Ash I know only like 4 people here, you included

 

BikelessBitch: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

StayAtHomeMom: ^^^^^^^^^^^

 

FoodIsArceus'GiftToMankind: ^^^^^^^^

 

NotScientificallyPossible: ^^^^^^^^^^^

 

PoffinQueen: ^^^^^^^^^^

 

DragonDance227: ^^^^^^^^^

 

Its(InsertVerb)Time: ^^^^^^^^^

 

KalosQueen: ^^^^^^^^

 

BeholdMyInventionInator: ^^^^^^^^

 

SquishyForLife: ^^^^^^^^

 

FearMyWateryWrath: ^^^^^^^^^^

 

L1ll1e: ^^^^^^^^^

 

FlameoHotman: ^^^^^^^^^

 

GordonRamsey: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

BenjaminFrankiln: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

HelloDarknessMyOldFriend: ^^^^^^^^^^^

 

MemorisedThePokerap: ^^^^^^^^^^

 

PokemonMaster1234: ALRIGHT I GET IT

 

PokemonMaster1234: WE'LL DO INTRODUCTIONS

 

~5 Minutes Later~

 

PokemonMaster1234: Alright now that everybody is introduced can we please stop spamming chat

 

FearMyWateryWrath: No fuck you

 

FearMyWateryWrath: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

GordonRamsey: Lana I swear to Arceus

 

GordonRamsey: Do I need to come over there?

 

FearMyWateryWrath: Fine sorry

 

PokemonMaster1234: So anyway how is life guys

 

HelloDarknessMyOldFriend: Life is pain

 

KalosQueen: Ok edgelord

 

KalosQueen: Also hi Ash :D

 

PokemonMaster1234: Hi Serena :)

 

BikelessBitch: Alright if you two are done flirting I actually have a question

 

KalosQueen: We are just friends! 

 

BikelessBitch: rightttttt

 

BikelessBitch: Anyway, Ash where are you right now anyway? Like you aren't at your house, you aren't at Professor Oaks, where tf are you?

 

PokemonMaster1234: Oh I'm over at Goh's, I actually moved in with him a while back

 

FearMyWateryWrath: Wow already moved in? Looks like you're already past first base ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

 

PokemonMaster1234: Nah me and Goh are just friends, I like Serena 

 

Dipshit289: HHKJBFJFJJBFHDHDH

 

BikelessBitch: HOLY SHIT IM SCREENSHOTTING EVERYTHING

 

PokemonMAster1234: WHAT DID I SAY?

 

FearMyWateryWrath: SERENA X ASH REAL??!??!?!?!?

 

<KalosQueen went offline>

 

PokemonMaster1234: Oh

 

<PokemonMaster1234 went offline>

 

BeholdMyInventionInator: I already knew

 

SquishyForLife: Same

 

BiklessBitch: #Serenash

 

Dipshit: #Serenash

 

StayAtHomeMom: Guys could you stop blowing my phone up with notifications

 

StayAtHomeMom: You are gonna wake my siblings up

 

BikelessBitch: Sorry Brock

 

BikelessBitch: Alright night fellas

 

Dipshit289: Night