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The port mafia and the agency were having a small party. It wasn't that much only the members of the agency and the black lizard,Akutagawa,Higuchi,Chuuya and Mori from the port mafia’s side. The party was held in the port mafia’s common room. Kenji,Kyouka and Elise were playing in the next room and the adults were drinking. Nobody was drunk except Chuuya. Because of this everyone thought it would be funny to ask him questions. Chuuya was on his 3rd cup of wine when they decided to start asking questions. Dazai asked the first question, “What’s your height Chuuya~”. “WHY YOU SHITTY-” “Chibi, answer the question~~” “I-m 5 '3. THERE HAPPY YOU SHITTY MACKEREL!?!?” Dazai smiled before replying “very.” Then there were basic questions like his fav colour,etc. Then Yosano asked gleefully, “Is there anyone you love?” Chuuya thought for a sec. Everyone was waiting for his response, even the boss and the president. Then he finally replied, “Yes. There is someone who I love.” “Who do you love?” “That shitty Dazai” He said, taking another sip of his wine. Everyone turned to look at Dazai, but Dazai wasn’t looking back at them, he was staring at Chuuya with loving,caring eyes. Everyone could notice the look in his eyes. “W-what do you love about him..?” “Everything. I love his eyes, I love his face and god I love his tongue. That tongue makes noises out of me that none of you have ever heard and don’t even get me started on that di-” Before he could finish, he was shushed by Dazai. Needless to say, everyone was traumatised. Akutagawa couldn't believe that his two superiors that he respected more than him were sleeping with each other. Dazai looked embarrassed and flustered. “N-No one heard anything got it?” the brunette said very flustered. The rest of the party continued with monopoly.