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-Class 1-gAy-
Alien Queen
GOOD MORNING GAYS
and Satou, Hagakure, Ojiro, Iida, and Shouji
forgotten child
the slander??? what happened to the energy u gave the gays????
Alien Queen
I got blasted away by ur boringness
forgotten child
nuh uh
The Rock
I like how you’re just assuming everyone else is queer even though you don’t know for sure
like, what if I were straight huh
what would you do then?
Alien Queen
cry probably
Deku
I LIVED
THREE BROKEN RIBS BUT I LIVED
WHAT’S UP GAYS
AND NOT GAYS
YIPPEE
forgotten child
HI MIDORIYA
see mina, u don’t have to be gay to get an enthusiastic good morning
Pikachu
YOOOOO MIDORIYRAAA
GOGOD MORINGIN HOW ARE YOU FEELINH
Deku
ABSOOLUTELY BAGNNGIN BUT I MIGHTHT BE DYING
YOU KNOW HOW IT SI
Pikachu
REAL HONESTTLY GET BEETTER SOON BEDYDY
Deku
THAKNAS THAT THT EEGOSL
Emo
why do they automatically get worse at texting when they’re texting each other???
ribbit
hey uraraka can you translate
Kirbyknife
“yooooo Midoriya, how are you feeling?”
“absolutely banging but I might be dying. you know how it is”
“real honestly, get better soon buddy”
“thanks, that’s the goal”
yw
mini-zawa
you’re an angel, uraraka
Kirbyknife
ikr
The Rock
i wish i was as confident as Uraraka 3
Pikachu
beleive in yourself bro
The Rock
bro
Pikachu
BRO
Edgelord
Can we refrain from starting another “bro” chain? The last one was so long the darkness came and went. It fell asleep because it was so long
mini-zawa
this actually happened I was there when the darkness fell asleep
duct tape
are you and the darkness buddies
mini-zawa
yes
dare I say you could call us pals
Alien Queen
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEEENNNNDDDDDD
mini-zawa
I walked into that one
duct tape
LMFAOOOOOO
boring :)
damn I didn’t even think of the song
I was thinking of that one horror game monologue
“don’t keep the darkness waiting, old friend”
smth like that
Emo
The line is actually “don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend”, but I get where you’re coming from
Pikachu
"erm actually"
^^ you when you said that
Emo
kys
Pikachu
no u
Emo
dumbass
Pikachu
at least i have an ass
Emo
DAMN YOU
MOMo
Kaminari, let's not insult each other
Pikachu
sorry i insulted your gf mom but she deserved it
she called me dumb
Emo
YOU ARE DUMB
Pikachu
NUH UH
The Rock
I love you bro but you’re kind of dumb
Pikachu
NOT MY OWN BHROTHER
MY OWN BLOOD AND DNA
HOW COULD YOU
Kirbyknife
the betrayal
is this how having siblings is usually like?
ribbit
yes
duct tape
yes
mini-zawa
yup
traumaroki
I don’t think my opinion on this is valid
anyways we’re out of lucky charms
Alien Queen
omfg no not the lucky charms
ANGER ISSUES
Serves you right
traumaroki
okay gaylord
ANGER ISSUES
SHUT UP ZEST FEST
traumaroki
be more creative than your boring fashion taste
ANGER ISSUES
I AM LITERALLY A MODEL WTF DO YOU MEAN ‘BORING FASHION TASTE’
Alien Queen
UR A MODEL
WHAT
WHAT
AHWTA
WHA
TA3HT
traumaroki
i win
ANGER ISSUES
KILL YOURSELF TWINK
duct tape
BAHWABHWBHABAHABSASHSB TWINK
Pikachu changed traumaroki’s name to ‘Twink’
Twink
I did not consent to this
ribbit
this really matches your username in the other gc
mini-zawa
oh god
Alien Queen
wait what his user in the other gc?? WHAT OTHER GC??
ribbit
Todoroki’s is ‘Manwhore’
The Rock
HEKKPLPPP;PPP
forgotten child
what’s urs
ribbit
Manipulate
Midoriya’s is ‘Mansplain’
Uraraka’s is ‘Malewife’
Iida’s is ‘Manslaughter’
and Shinsou’s is ‘Fear’
duct tape
WHY IS IIDA’S MANSLAUGHTER
WTF
Class Prez
It’s a long story
Kirbyknife
i remember when you told me the first time and I was like :(
and then I thought about it and it was honestly kind of funny tbh
ribbit
^^^^
mini-zawa
Iida’s murder story is NOT funny idk where you’re getting these takes
Pikachu
Iida’s what now
Class Prez
Like I said before, long story
Kirbyknife
I can’t believe deku and todoroki are enablers
i expected better of you two
ANGER ISSUES
Deku was suspended four times in junior high
twice for fights, once for carrying a fucking knife
once for drinking alcohol in the classrooms DURING CLASS
why would you ever assume he would be normal
Deku
shuuttup at least i wasnt a coward aboutt it
ANGER ISSUES
SHUT UP AT LEAST I WASN’T KNOWN AS THE KID WHO BROKE SOMEONE ELSE’S ARM
Deku
????? i didn’t break anyones arm
ANGER ISSUES
You broke fucking
uh
fuck what was his name
that one kid with the orange hair
the annoying one
Deku
OHHHH YEAAHHHHH
i didn’t break his arm i broke his wrist
and he broke my nose soooo
ANGER ISSUES
You literally attacked him
Deku
he stole my stuff idk what you wanted me to do
MOMo
Who raised you to be so violent? Certainly not me
Deku
kacchans fault
Twink
Bakugou is the reason midoriya swears like a four year old who just discovered the words as well
Deku
I do not
Class Prez
You do
Deku
what is this???? izuku slander day
ANGER ISSUES
Aunty would be very disappointed in you if she heard the sorts of things you say to me
Deku
my mom would not give a SHIT about what I say to you
have you ever heard her and your mom argue???
ANGER ISSUES
No, my dad banishes me before I ever get to the good part
The Rock
Banishes you???????
ANGER ISSUES
yes
Kirbyknife
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MISS MIDORIYA
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
DEKU YOUR MOM IS THE BEST WOMAN
ribbit
Midoriya Inko best woman award say aye
Emo
aye
Kirbyknife
aye
Twink
Aye
boring :)
AYE
*sparkling*
Aye!
Alien Queen
aye!!!!
Deku
AYE
MY MOM IS THE BEST
Pikachu
AYE AYE
The Rock
CAPTAIN
duct tape
I CAN’T HEAR YOU
Alien Queen
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
Pikachu
OOOOHHHHHHHHH
duct tape
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
ANGER ISSUES
SHUT THE FUCK UP
The Rock
you can sing that to the tune sooo
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE
Alien Queen
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Pikachu
IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE IS SOMETHING YOU WISH
The Rock
SPONGE. BOB. SQUARE. PANTS.
duct tape
THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH
ANGER ISSUES
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mini-zawa
my mom banned spongebob
mostly because she didn’t know english and she didn’t want me to learn
duct tape
that’s depressing spongebob slaps
mini-zawa
does it really or are you just shitting me
Deku
nobody is shitting you shinsou
mini-zawa
WILL THERE BE A DAY WHERE I CAN GO WITHOUT MIDORIYA TWISTING MY WORDS
Deku
No
Edgelord
Why does that single word have so much certainty behind it.
It's like he's a god or something.
Pikachu
midoriya are you god
Deku
not yet
Twink
that’s ominous
Deku
I live to spite god and then when I die in like two years I’m going to beat him in a fistfight and THEN I’ll be god
kacchan goes to hell
ANGER ISSUES
KILL YOURSELF
Deku
that’s a new one
may 5th, 2218
ANGER ISSUES
why tf do you have the date memorised
Deku
It was a momentous occasion
also i met all might
ANGER ISSUES
that makes more sense