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You, the medic from the 4th Division have been sent on a mission with captain Zaraki from 11th Division and that young scientist Kurotsuchi from SRDI. There was registered some atypical activity in the world of the living and you three were sent there to inspect it. What first was suspicious as massive hollow attack, later came out as some fucking human experiments. You were standing in the middle of the desert and watching gigantic mushroom cloud. „What the hell is that?“ you asked. „Some form of explosion. Maybe humans testing new weapons.“ Kurotsuchi said. „Then this is not our business. We’re going back.“ Zaraki replied. „I want to examine that...“ the scientist said. „I said we’re going back!“ the big man grabbed him by the collar and started opening Senkaimon. Kurotsuchi was kicking, screaming „Unhand me barbarian!“ Zaraki let him go, laughing as you entered the gate, hell butterflies were wainting to lead you to the Soul Society.
Zaraki was pissed up, because he looked forward to a good fight. Kurotsuchi was pissed up too, because he wanted to collect some specimen. You was pissed up because you must tolerate two insane men. „Fight me [name].“ Zaraki said when you get back to the Soul Society. „Sorry captain, but I don’t think it’s good idea.“ you said. „Why? Are you scared?“ he said grinning. „Obviously, I have no chance against you.“ you answered. „Tch! Then you Kurotsuchi, fight me.“ the big man said. „No way. I don’t have no time for that.“ the scientist said and was heading to his divison. But Zaraki stopped him with his big arm and said „Then let’s go drinking. Or are you two scared of that too?“ You looked at Kurotsuchi, questioning. You would go drinking, no lies.
„I don’t drink alcohol.“ Kurotsuchi said. „Huh, I bet you don’t have no tolerance, clownface.“ Zaraki laught. „Me? The top chemist and brightest mind in the entire Soul Society? I’ll show you, moron. I don’t mind if lose my 1 000 000 neurons because of it, I have plenty, let’s drink.“
A hour later Kurotsuchi laid his head on your shoulder. You didn’t mind because it felt good. He smelled of expensive perfume. You wrapped your arm around his neck ruffling his neatly combed hair. Kurotsuchi was your type. But you also wanted Zaraki, so you grabbed his hand. He stared at you with his one uncovered eye and only smirked. Out of you three, he was in the best state. You were laughing like an idiot, Kurotsuchi was hugging you like a plush animal and Zaraki was fixing you both with glassy eye.
You rented a room in this seedy hotel. As Kurotsuchi was cold asshole, when drunk he was clingy. He kissed you sloppily, smearing his paint on your face. „I want to see if you’re painted everywhere. Undress yourself.“ you said while Zaraki undressed you and pulled you to himself. He was lying down, you on your four with ass facing him. He starter to licking you, penetrating you with his long tongue. „Mmm, so good.“ he said. He was already erected so you helped him out of pants and started to tasting him. Kurotsuchi finally undressed himself and you could see that he doesn’t paint himself everywhere. He came nearer watching you two closely with the scientific eye. „I want it too.“ he said. Zaraki grinned and got on his knees, preparing you and himself to fuck. Meanwhile you were taking care of Mayuri. He fitted way better to you mouth and has cute cobalt blue pubic hair. Now it was evident it’s his natural hair colour. He entwinded fingers into your hair as you were pleasuring him. Zaraki was rubbing his dick around your entrance and started to slowly pushing in. You were dripping wet but the moment when he was in still surprised you as you almost choked on Mayuri’s dick. Zaraki was big guy and you realized it will probably hurt tomorrow. But now, after you accustomed to his size, you enjoyed it as he started to move. Zaraki sent waves through you to Kurotsuchi, whose eyes were rolling uncontrollably. Suddenly Zaraki stopped and started to playing with your asshole. With a finger, then two, using spit and your own fluids to glide. Then he started to entering. This will hurt tomorrow for sure! He lied down, you were lying on your back on him. „Come on Kurotsuchi, are you scared?“ Zaraki said. „You such an imbecile.“ the scientist scoffed and started to fucking you. Him ravaging your pussy, Zaraki giving different sensations to your ass, you were melting in the middle of two men like cheese between hot slices of toast. You were lost in them. Zaraki feral man, big and warm, grinning and panting in your ear, Kurotsuchi, poisonous one, staring at you with his golden eyes, sending you shivers with his cold skin, stabbing you with his bones. You wished it would last forever, which almost did because alcohol makes you horny and loose, but also delays your climax. First one was Zaraki who was most used to it. When he was done, he started to massage your nipples and clit which helped you come too. Your convulsing like chain reaction brought also Kurotsuchi to the release. Then he colapsed on your chest, snuggled again. And so you were lying here, covered in each other fluids, falling asleep, completely exhausted.
Later in night Zaraki woke you two again, still didn’t have enough. „I don’t want to anymore, I’m sore as never. Fuck yourselves guys.“ you said. „Tch! Such a lightweight. Kurotsuchi?“ Zaraki grinned and turned his attention to the scientist. „Well, come on barbarian. I can bear you.“ Mayuri said. „We will see.“ Zaraki said and slapped his ass. You couldn’t touch yourself anymore, but you were aroused again as you watched them. It was extremely hot and entertaining. Kurotsuchi wasn’t lying, he was exceptionally tolerant to pain, so Zaraki’s size wasn’t much a deal for him. When they finished, you were going to clean themselves. It was very shocking to see Kurotsuchi without any face paint. But it wasn’t unpleasant surprise, because guy was good looking. Then you decided to go to different place. You were hungry so you went to another facility, where you continue to drink. Not only your ass will hurt tomorrow, but probably also your head! This facility had private onsen which you also visited. After hot bath you decided to stay here for night so you rented a room there. You and Mayuri snuggled to Zaraki from each side and fell asleep.
Next morning of course they were petty assholes again, especially Kurotsuchi. He wouldn’t never admit it but he was jealous of Zaraki and was pretending like nothing happened before. Was playing cold asshole again. But Zaraki didn’t care. Not a first or last time he got wasted with someone. And you? You were still confused, whether you like more Zaraki or Kurotsuchi. Zaraki was rugged, honest and passionate at night or day. Kurotsuchi was fitting you better physically, was mischievous and cuddly, but latter thing only appeared when he was drunk. They were so different, but also similar in their insanity. Not gonna lie, you loved them both!