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2 for 1 Pizza Delivery

Summary:

AU where Sean is a pizza delivery man and delivers pizzas to his soulmate as they fall in love. Except his soulmate has a twin who wants a taste of Sean for himself.

Notes:

My first (posted) work :')
A silly idea I had for a not me one shot. I had fun writing it and I hope you have fun reading it.
No beta for this, mistakes are my own.

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Sean huffs as he pulls the next delivery order off the counter. Great, right back to the area he just dropped off pizza to. It’s always like this.

Quickly scanning the order, a medium pizza for a Pothiyakorn. Half peppers/mushrooms/sausage, half topped with every kind of meat you can get, extra cheese on the whole pie. 

Pothiyakorn, isn’t that some big shot diplomat?” Sean thinks “oh well, at least the tip should be good”. Sean hates politicians, bureaucrats and diplomats alike, but if he’s taking their money, he can’t get too worked up.

However, pulling up to a rundown apartment building, Sean thinks he must be mistaken. Grumbling as he climbs up to the 3rd floor walk up, Sean hopes the person pays out for all this work even if they aren’t a rich diplomat.

Arriving at a worse for ware door, Sean raps on the wood calling “Pizza delivery!” as he waits to see who will open the door.

This is Sean’s second favourite part of his job, his first being the free pizza. He loves seeing all the different folks that order pizza and linking together strangers with their common pizza orders. It’s a true equalizer. He’s delivered large pepperonis to rich business men and drunk college kids alike. And who else would get to know that a cop likes the same banana pepper/ham/spinach combo as the local drug dealer?

After a moment, the door opens to a small, lithe man with short brown hair styled casually, big brown eyes made larger by the wire frame glasses perched on a slender nose and plush, full lips parting as the man greets Sean hello. The man’s whole body seems to have a warm glow surrounding it, as if he’s an angel sent down just for Sean, but he realizes that’s just the light from the windows behind the guy.

Shaking himself out of his reverie, Sean gets back to the task at hand “uh yeah, pizza for Mr. Pothiyakorn?”

The man cocks an eyebrow at Sean’s daze, eyes glinting, before a smile breaks out across his face “If I knew the delivery guy would be this cute I would’ve switched pizza places a long time ago”.

Sean can’t help the blush creeping across his cheeks as he tries to think of a witty response, but he’s too stunned by the God in front of him, bestowing him with his presence and a compliment, feeling all too much like the mortal he is.

Chuckling, the guy continues “how much do I owe you, handsome?”

This, Sean can answer “it’s ฿650.”

“Here,” the angel takes the pizza from Sean and grasps Sean’s now open hand. Sean has never felt softer hands and he wants to melt into them. He feels paper pressed into his open palm before the man is closing up Sean’s fingers around it.

“Keep the change, and I hope to see you on the next delivery” the guy adds with a wink before shutting the door.

It’s all Sean can do to stop himself from melting into a puddle on the floor. Is this what love at first sight is like? He’s never been a romantic, but he doesn’t know what else to think. He’s delivered pizza to countless attractive people so he knows it’s not just the guy’s looks, it’s his everything. His aura, his calm assuredness, his effortless flirting. Okay maybe it was a lot to do with the flirting, but it was other stuff too!

Sean opens his hand to find 700 baht. 700! He knows it’s not a huge amount, but an extra 50 baht, that’s gotta mean something right?!

Sean takes a moment to try his best to commit everything to memory in case he never delivers pizza here again. That’s the trouble with pizza delivery, you never know when your last time will be. God, Sean hopes this will be far from the last time as he gathers himself to return to the shop.

Nearly a week goes by with Sean growing more and more desperate every day. “he’d said he hopes to see me on the next delivery, so he has to order again, right?” Sean thinks to himself. He’s been picking up extra shifts wherever he can to not miss a chance and finally, fiiiinally 6 days later, another Pothiyakorn order comes through.

It’s the same address and same half and half order with extra cheese as last time so he knows it’s the same guy. Sean hurriedly fixes his hair in the washroom, splashing some water on his face to cool down before setting out.

He’s floating up the stairs this time and it’s not until he’s in front of the door before Sean realizes he has no idea what to say. Does he play it cool , delivery like normal , or try to start up on the flirting he failed to join in on last time?

Without anymore time to think, Sean takes in a steadying breath and knocks at the door calling “Pizza delivery!” as always.

The door flings open. Standing there in all his glory is Mr Pothiyakorn again.

Sean takes a moment to soak him in from those same beautiful brown eyes, no glasses this time (and do they look colder?), down to his pillowy lips unfurling into a sneer (can that be right?) and the glow around the man taking on a reddish hue in the light of the sunset (still otherworldly in his beauty, but perhaps more demonic this time?)

Before Sean can open his mouth, the man is yanking the pizza out of his hands asking “how much?”

Sean’s thrown completely off balance. It seems so wrong for features that cute to exhibit behaviour like this. The dissonance is making Sean’s head spin.

But with the job at hand, he quickly chalks it up to him having a bad day, lots of people have bad days and order comfort food. Sean has seen enough people in worse states to know.

“It’s ฿650 like last time” Sean delivers with a cautious smile. So far this is not the interaction he’s been dreaming of.

“Uuuh, one sec” the guy mutters and slams the door in Sean’s face. It opens up again a minute later with the guy holding some bills. He looks Sean up and down, appraising him. “Hot, huh?” he seems to say more to himself than to Sean before handing the money over. He gives Sean one more once over before closing the door with a roll of his eyes.

Sean’s head is left reeling. He doesn’t know what to make of this guy at all. First he’s all sweet and coming onto him and now Sean feels like the guy barely recognized him let alone showing any interest.

And what was with that ‘hot’ comment? Like yeah it’s hot, its Thailand. Did he mean Sean? Why did he say it like a question when last time he called Sean both ‘cute’ and ‘handsome’?

Sean looks at his hand to see ฿675 this time. It’s fine, it’s not like Sean came here hoping for a big tip anyways, and he supposes the ฿25 matches the level of interaction they had.

Retreating back to the shop, Sean doesn’t know if he should look forward to another Pothiyakorn delivery or not. Maybe it really was a bad day and next time will be better. Sean can only hope.

It’s another week and a half before the next delivery to Mr. Pothiyakorn. Sean sees the order come in and starts bracing himself. In the time he’s had to prepare, Sean decided he can try to flirt with the guy if he’s in a good mood or cheer him up somehow if he’s not, but now that the time is here Sean feels himself losing his nerve.

Whatever, he has to deliver the pizza anyways, Sean thinks as he grabs the same order and heads out.

Arriving at the door, Sean gives a hesitant knock before calling out “Pizza delivery!” The door opens to the sight of an angel once more, face already beaming at Sean.

“My pizza delivery man is back, hey Phi”

“His pizza delivery man? HIS!? Does that mean he could be mine??” Sean screams internally at that thought before responding “I couldn’t leave a cutie like you without pizza now could I?”

“Phiii” the guy bats at Sean’s arm and Sean thinks he spots a blush blooming up his neck.

“You doing better, Nong?” Sean asks. He’s relieved to see the guy in better spirits.

“Better..? Oh, well I’m better now that I get to lay eyes on you again” is the response Sean gets. He might give it a bit more pause if it weren’t for those long eyelashes fluttering at him.

 “Ohoo I would’ve thought the pizza would be more of a cheer up” Sean runs his hand through his hair, not exactly sure how forward to be with this guy.

“Mmm the pizza is pretty good, but you look a lot tastier. Can I just order you next time?”

Sean’s left slack jawed. How can such an ethereal being be so enticingly forward. It’s like he was made just for Sean.

“You can order me anytime you like, just ask for the Sean Special” Sean cringes internally at that response, but it’s the best he could come up with on the spot.

“Sean, huh? Good to know. ฿650 like last time?”

“haha yeah, you’ve got it”

The guy hands Sean ฿700 again, hands lingering on Sean’s, “I can’t wait to see P’Sean again soon”, before leaning in to deliver a kiss to Sean’s cheek.

And with that he’s gone back in his apartment and Sean is left facing the closed door with more butterflies than his stomach can contain. True love? Soulmates? Sean’s not sure, but he knows this guy is special.

It’s only 3 days before the next order to the Patiyakorn apartment and Sean is elated. He’s running out the door as soon as the pizza is in the box, burning his hands slightly at the heat of it.

Bounding up the stairs he knocks at the door calling “Your pizza man is here!”

As the door is ripped open, Sean continues “you really couldn’t wait to see me again huh, Nong?”

“What the fuck?” is response Sean gets from steely cold eyes.

Shit, bad mood again” Sean thinks “okay okay, time to cheer him up”

“You said you couldn’t wait to see me again and it’s only been a few days this time, so I just assumed, but judging by your vibe you must really just need this pizza, huh?” Sean offers a comforting smile with his explanation.

The man emits what may be the longest sigh known to man accompanied by a hand rubbing down his face as if to scrape off every experience this man has ever had “Whatever, the pizza?” he asks holding out his hand.

Sean hands it over, more confused than anything but just offers “it’s ฿650”.

“Uh uh uh , I remember. Come in, I’ll get you the cash.”

Sean takes a hesitant step into the studio apartment. He’s imagined coming into this apartment, and let’s be honest, coming in this apartment 10 ways from Sunday, but the brusque nature of the guy is nothing like the soulmate connection he’s felt with the man before and now Sean doesn’t know if he should really be in here.

“I really couldn’t wait to see you again, is that so?” the guy calls from the bathroom. He reappears, cash in hand and.., shirtless? Sean shakes his head as if he’s dreaming and just needs to wake up. But when he opens his eyes again, the guy is in front of him bare chested, sinewy muscles on display, pert brown nipples just beginning to harden in the chill of the air. Sean knows he has to keep it together, but it’s like all of his wet dreams came to life.

The guy smirks at him before continuing “If I couldn’t wait, your dick game must have been pretty fucking good, huh?”

Sean feels that appraising look again from the last time the guy, looking Sean up and down like he’s a piece of meat. “uhh you wouldn’t actually know, we haven’t, umm, you know.” If Sean had more blood up in his head, he might think about how strange this guy’s responses are and how he doesn’t seem to remember their past interactions, but Sean’s blood is most definitely not flowing into his head, er brain at this moment.

With a scoff, the guy gets chest to chest with Sean and weaves a hand into Sean’s hair to get a nice firm grasp, pulling him down to his level so he can talk low in Sean’s ear “well in that case, you said I need that pizza but what I need is to be fucked so hard I forget my own name” pulling back to look into Sean’s eyes he adds “think you can do that?”

Sean thinks wistfully for a moment of the flirtatious angel he had pictured in all his fantasies, but gazing at the rough, intimidating version of who he’s quite sure is his soulmate, Sean thinks who is he to deny his love some much needed stress relief?

Sean doesn’t waste time responding. Trying to match the guy’s energy he grabs his head to forcefully close the gap between them. Lips meeting hot and heavy, parting for tongues to be shoved unceremoniously into each other’s mouths, hungry for more.

Sean reaches down picking the guy up to carry him over to the bed and toss him down. He takes a moment to strip off his own shirt and can barely climb on top of the guy before he’s being pulled down by greedy hands hooked into the top of his pants.

He lands heavy over top the guy, grinding into him as Sean gets a firm grip on his head to pull it back exposing his slender neck, the perfect blank canvas to be marked up. Sean licks up from collarbone to jaw before sucking a dark purple mark below his ear. Sean’s rewarded with a delicious little moan.

Wanting to hear that noise and more, Sean nips and sucks his way down to the guy’s waist, undoing his pants and looking up for confirmation before yanking them off.

Sean stops to take in the sight before him. This perfect human with a perfect cock to match. Truly everything about this man is delectable. Sean grips the man’s legs and pushes them back, hands gripping hard enough to leave bruises earning Sean another gasp that makes his own cock twitch uncomfortably hard in his pants, but there will be time for relief later, for now Sean needs to dive into his five course meal spread out before him.

He delivers a long lick from taint to tip before diving down to take the man’s cock all the way in his mouth. Sean loves sucking cock and he knows he’s damn good at it too. He pulls back to swirl his tongue around the head, lapping up precum leaking from the sensitive little slit before hollowing his cheeks again to devour the man’s length.

Sean grips the man’s slobbery cock in his hand flicking his wrist up and down as he sucks one ball than the other. His other hand still gripping the man’s thighs and he can feel the muscles straining.

Sean releases the second ball with a satisfying pop as he pulls back enough to ask “lube?”

“Fuck” the man pants, getting his bearings he points over “drawer, condoms too”

Sean keeps his hand working as he leans over to grab the supplies. He stops briefly to slick up his fingers, getting a wonderful tortured moan from the guy as all stimulation stops. Sean chuckles “don’t worry, I’ll have you screaming soon enough”

“you fucking bett-ahh” Sean cuts the retort off as he slides a finger into the man’s tight ass. Working in and out to open him up as he takes his cock back in his mouth.

Sean peers up to see the guy gripping his headboard, back arching off the bed and Sean thinks he’s never seen a more beautiful sight.

Sean’s working his third finger into the man’s greedy hole clenching tightly around him. He can’t wait to feel that tightness, that heat, around his own cock.

“Stop teasing and fuck me already.” Not needing to be told twice, Sean sits up to take his pants off.

“Get on your knees then” Sean responds, pushing the man’s legs to the side so he can roll over. Sean looks back up after rolling on a condom and applying a generous amount of lube to his aching erection when he sees that tight little ass wiggling in the air ready for him.

He gives a slap to each cheek, enjoying the jiggle before lining himself up with the man’s hole. He presses his head against the rim and sinks in giving the man a moment to adjust before sliding home.

Sean enjoys the way the man’s tight hole clenches around his cock enveloped in tight heat down his whole length.

“rearrange my guts already” the man whines as he starts to push himself up and back. Sean places a hand between his shoulder blades to pin him in place, enjoying the warmth of his skin, gripping his hip with the other hand before Sean lowers down to whisper in his ear “oh I’m gunna fucking break you in two”

Sean pulls almost all the way out ever so slowly, his last bit of mercy before slamming back in with all his force, eliciting a choked moan from the man below him.

Sean sets up a punishing pace, not giving the man a moment to breath, changing his angle around searching for the perfect spot.

“ahhh fuck yes! There, yesss” the man starts moaning and it’s music to Sean’s ears. He moves both hands to the man’s hips for better leverage and fucks in even harder.

Sean can feel the man tensing and tightening beneath him and Sean knows he’s not going to last much longer. He reaches around to jerk the guy off.

It only takes a couple strokes before he’s shooting off on the bed beneath him, hole clenching impossibly tighter around Sean sending him over the edge too.

Sean gives the man’s ass one more slap before he slowly pulls out and helps the man over to the clean side of the bed.

The man leans over to the drawer and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up. “Thanks, that was half decent” the man says with a grin between draws.

“Decent, sure” Sean responds with an eye roll “What’s your name by the way?”

“Black” the man shares on his next exhale. “Surprised you weren’t calling me a name already. You want one?” the man gestures to the pack.

Sean doesn’t know exactly what to think of that statement, but waves off the offer of a smoke “gotta get back to work.”

“mm” another inhale “oh here’s your money for the pizza” he adds, passing Sean ฿675

“Only ฿700 when you’re in a good mood I guess” Sean chuckles, but he takes the cash and puts his clothes back on.

“What? Oh, something like that, sure” Black responds taking another drag. “anyways, close the door on your way out”

“yeah yeah, see you on the next delivery I guess” Sean waves a goodbye and heads out the door feeling far more melancholy than he expected to after fucking his soulmate. Although Black doesn’t feel much like his soulmate after this encounter.

Even still, Sean isn’t ready to give up on the connection he’s felt with Black. Sean’s no stranger to anger and depression himself. He’s confident if he can figure out how to support Black in his darkness, it’ll make the time they share in his lightness even more incredible.

Sean doesn’t have to wait long before he’s back with another pizza. Just 2 days later he’s knocking on the door again, back to his usual “Pizza delivery!” shout.

The door opens to Black in his glasses, a teasing smile on his face “P’Sean! I didn’t even have to order the special and yet I still got you! I must be really lucky”

“Want to make it as lucky as last time, Black?” Sean replies with a wink

“Last time… Black? BLACK!” Black (?) shouts turning around and stomping into his apartment.

“What?” Sean hears from deeper in the apartment as he slowly steps in himself.

“Why does P’Sean know your name and why is he saying last time was ‘lucky’?” Sean sees Black yelling to himself in the mirror, wait. No. that doesn’t make sense. Not a mirror, but to a copy of himself? A twin Sean realizes far too late.

“Well you kept saying how hot he was, I wanted to see for myself” Black, the real Black Sean guesses, shrugs like it’s nothing.

“I wasn’t just saying he was hot, I mean I was, but I was also saying he’s my soulmate! DID YOU FUCK MY SOULMATE?”

“Soulmate, really White? You think the pizza delivery guy is your soulmate? Come on”

Sean’s head is spinning. Twins? One of them also thinks he’s his soulmate? What was his name, White? And he fucked the other twin?? Sean thinks he needs to sit down or throw up or something.

“Don’t avoid the question! Did you fuck my soulmate or not?”

Sean can’t take it anymore and yells “Yes, okay, we hooked up!” he takes a deep breath, pinching his nose bridge to try to ward off the headache coming on “Look I didn’t realize you were twins. When Black had ordered, I thought you were just having some bad days.” - Black snorts at that – “and for what it’s worth, I thought you were my soulmate too, but now I’ve gone and fucked everything up.”

Sean steps closer to white, head hanging in shame “I’m so sorry White, I said yes when Black asked because I wanted to make my soulmate feel good, but if I had known he wasn’t you I never would have. I’m sure it’s too late though and I don’t blame you for hating me. I’ll just leave the pizza here and go.”

“Wait, P’Sean!” White grabs his hand before Sean can turn to leave “Don’t go, did you say you thought you were my soulmate too?” He turns around sticking his tongue out at Black “See? Soulmates.”

Turning back to Sean he continues “It’s not reeaally your fault P’Sean, you didn’t know. Black knew though AND I’M MAD AT YOU!” White turns, raising his voice at Black again.

Sean runs a hand through his hair to sooth his embarrassment “I should’ve caught on I think, you and Black are really different. You just don’t think about twins though.” Sean shakes his head regretfully “but yeah, soulmates. You feel it too right?”

White pulls Sean’s hand to his heart “I do feel it. Right from that first delivery and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you since. Things might seem messy right now, but it doesn’t ruin anything about P’Sean for me. I actually think it’s kinda cute P’Sean wanted to make me feel better any way I asked. Even if it wasn’t actually me” White says with a pointed glare back at Black.

“Plus now that P’Sean knows, P’Sean won’t get confused again. And Black will stop messing with you. Speaking of, Black, get out.”  

“This is my place too, you can’t just kick me out” Black huffs.

“I can when you’ve fucked my literal soulmate, Black. It’s the least you can do. You can come back in a few hours and I can yell at you more then.” White moves over to start shoving Black towards the door.

“Alright, fine, jeeze I’m going. You know he’s bossy like this all the time, right?” Black says to Sean on his way out.

“AM NOT! Don’t listen to him P’Sean, he’s just mad he got caught.” White responds, returning to Sean’s side. “Unless you like bossy” White adds with a wink.

“I like you, White” Sean says, leaning over to kiss White’s forehead.

“I like you too” White blushes “and I know this has all gotten off to a very weird confusing start, but I’ve been thinking about P’Sean a lot and what we might do when I saw you next and I don’t want this to get in the way. Does P’Sean understand?” White asks blinking up at him, hands gently tugging on Sean’s belt loops.

“I think I understand” Sean leans in to press a gentle kiss to White’s lips “care to enlighten me as to what you’ve been thinking about?”

“I’ve been thinking about how hot P’Sean would look under me taking my cock like a good boy” White responds coyly before pushing Sean down onto the bed.

Sean didn’t even realize he had a praise kink until he felt his cock stiffen at that statement. “uh yes that, please. And then maybe I take you out for a real date, soulmate?”

“Deal” white giggles before climbing into Sean’s lap

“Oh by the way, who eats the mushrooms and peppers pizza and who eats the loaded meat side? I’m guessing you and Black have been splitting the pizzas”?

“Black likes loaded meat, but you should know that by now if Black’s MO hasn’t changed”

Sean chokes in surprise before bursting out laughing. Him and White fall back on the bed in a fit of giggles before enjoying each other in the way that only soulmates truly can.

Notes:

Sorry to Black for being kind of a dick in this. I love Black and don't mean to disparage him, but he's mostly there for plot and drama.
Thank you for reading :)