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2:30pm
Itadori Yuuji added Fushiguro Megumi and Kugisaki Nobara to the chat.
Itadori Yuuji named the chat: Science Project!!!!
Itadori Yuuji: Hi! This is Yuuji from science class!
Itadori Yuuji: I got your numbers from Gojo-sensei.
Nobara Kugisaki: barf
Itadori Yuuji: 🙁🙁
Kugisaki Nobara: no not you
Kugisaki Nobara: gojo sensei can eat shit and die hes so fucking annoying
Fushiguro Megumi: Seconded
Itadori Yuuji: I think he’s neat ☹️☹️
Kugisaki Nobara: whatevs
Kugisaki Nobara: so whats the project about again
Fushiguro Megumi: Something about the conceptualization of infinity and attempting to define something that is indefinite.
Kugisaki Nobara: this mfs got the syllabus on hand or smth
Fushiguro Megumi: I paid attention to the lecture and the instructions.
Kugisaki Nobara: i paid your mom for the lay last night
Itadori Yuuji: omg
Kugisaki Nobara: anyways whats the deal with gojo sensei’s obsession with infinity
Kugisaki Nobara: its like his ugly ass needs every excuse to bring up his college dissertation that shit pisses me off fr
Itadori Yuuji: is this a bad time to mention i have no idea what infinity even means
Fushiguro Megumi: What happened to your grammar?
Itadori Yuuji: i cant keep pretending tk be something that im not
Fushiguro Megumi: At least spell check
Kugisaki Nobara: this guys in advanced english and suddenly has a complex
Itadori Yuuji: no but srsly i feel like this infinity business is kinda important
Fushiguro Megumi: To Gojo-sensei, sure. I personally don’t really care
Kugisaki Nobara: lots of lip from shakespeare
Itadori Yuuji: whar is concetualization
Fushiguro Megumi: Conceptualization
Itadori Yuuji: sure
Fushiguro Megumi: The act of forming a concept or idea of something. In the context of the assignment: the way in which the concept of “infinity” was created and how we can even begin to understand something with no definite nature.
Itadori Yuuji: ohhh i get it (kugisaki what 😭😭🙏)
Kugisaki Nobara: yeah this should be easy (maybe we can go halfsies on a single slide and let aristotle figure out the rest)
Itadori Yuuji: (on god who is artistotle)
Fushiguro Megumi: This is mildly painful.
Kugisaki Nobara: sounds like youve got this in the bag buddy
Itadori Yuuji: were counting on you megumi!!!!
Fushiguro Megumi: It’s Fushiguro.
Kugisaki Nobara: damn
Itadori Yuuji: 😔😔
Fushiguro Megumi: I shared slides with you two. At least pretend you worked on it.
Kugisaki Nobara: REALLY????
Itadori Yuuji: YAY YIPEE
Fushiguro Megumi: Kugisaki, stop making everything pink. The color is too bright to be seen on a white background.
Fushiguro Megumi: Changing the background color to pink does not help.
Itadori Yuuji: i like it
Kugisaki Nobara: im glad someone understands my vision
Fushiguro Megumi: Are you color blind? Like genuinely?
Kugisaki Nobara: itadori i think he’s a woman hater
Itadori Yuuji: …. no 😨😨
Fushiguro Megumi: I don’t hate women.
Kugisaki Nobara: oh yeah? name three
Fushiguro Megumi: No
Kugisaki Nobara: hm
Itadori Yuuji: oh man
Fushiguro Megumi: At least make the text a darker shade.
Kugisaki Nobara: redemption arc
Fushiguro Megumi: Itadori, what are you even writing right now??
Kugisaki Nobara: oh wow
Itadori Yuuji: i dont know 🙁🙁
Kugisaki Nobara: yknow what buddy how about you do the title slide
Kugisaki Nobara: ill focus on graphic design bcz obvie fushiguro doesnt know shit
Fushiguro Megumi: And I suppose I’ll do the rest?
Kugisaki Nobara: you got it 😁😁👍
Itadori Yuuji: hero!! hero!! 🥳🤩😚
Kugisaki Nobara: fighting 💪💪
Fushiguro Megumi: Itadori, please copy the spelling of our names exactly as they are spelled here.
Kugisaki Nobara: damn he cant even spell our names
Itadori Yuuji: 😔😔
Fushiguro Megumi: I have to go, but I’ll finish this when I get back.
Kugisaki Nobara: ooooh hot date??
Itadori Yuuji: is she pretty??
Kugisaki Nobara: you know damn well
Kugisaki Nobara: fix that rn
Itadori Yuuji: are they pretty?? 😁😁
Fushiguro Megumi: I resent that.
Kugisaki Nobara: answer the question nerd
Itadori Yuuji: if principal yaga saw this chat rn wed be having an antibullyinf seminar
Kugisaki Nobara: if nanami sensei could see your spelling rn youd be in private tutoring
Itadori Yuuji: i am 😣😣
Fushiguro Megumi: I am walking my dogs.
Kugisaki Nobara: lame
Kugisaki Nobara: okay im gonna go kiss my gf on the mouth xoxo
Itadori Yuuji: aw everyones having fun i have to go to work
Kugisaki Nobara: where do you work??
Itadori Yuuji: my dads restaurant
Kugisaki Nobara: nepotism
Itadori Yuuji: oh ive got that
Kugisaki Nobara: nepotism??
Itadori Yuuji: something tism
Kugisaki Nobara: oh im sure you do pal
Itadori Yuuji: okay i should get going too!
Kugisaki Nobara: have fun make lots of money
Itadori Yuuji: thanks!! you have fun too :)
Itadori Yuuji: you too fushiguro and his puppies :))