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LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
Lestans? Non, merci. Be more creative.
Gays for Lestat @GirliePopBrit replied to @TheVampLes: Damn ok diva what do you have in mind??
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @GirliePopBrit: Fanggots
Pop Crave ✅ @PopCrave just tweeted:
Lestat de Lioncourt of 'THE VAMPIRE LESTAT' facing backlash after tweet. [Attached a link of Lestat's tweet and a photo of his latest public appearance]
Dede @TheeDeeDee replied to @PopCrave: He's literally queer
Mona de Fondue @LESBIANBARBIE replied to @PopCrave: gay ppl cant say faggot anymore????
Luna 🌙 @LibraBitch replied to @LESBIANBARBIE: Swifties probably mass reported him
Taylor for AOTY @Liiisaaa replied to @LibraBitch and @LESBIANBARBIE: she not even mentioned and you bring taylor up
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @PopCrave: nosey whore
Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
Thinking about the time Les forgot the name for chicken nuggets and called them 'orange meat cookies'
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @LDPDL: damn Frenchie is an idiot
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: is this how you repay my love? Louis this is equal to a public execution
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: relax it was cute
REPOSTED by LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat:
FALSEHOODS !!!!!
Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
Thinking about the time Les forgot the name for chicken nuggets and called them 'orange meat cookies'
Lestat's Blood Dispenser @DebbieCakes just tweeted:
WHO'S LOUIS????? AND WHY DOES HE CALL HIM LES???
Amelia ⚡️ @WormieMcGee replied to @DebbieCakes: I NEED ANSWERSSSSSS
Carmy @carmyx10000 replied to @DebbieCakes and @WormieMcGee: i swear these gays are ruining my life
TRENDING IN THE US
1- WHO IS LOUIS
2- SECRET BOYFRIEND?
3- GAYS STAY WINNING
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
first time i met Daniel was through a video call... Louis picked up and Daniel said 'ew that's him?' He's been my nemesis ever since
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampireLestat: you looked like a rat drowning in grease ... you still do but now a rat with too much eyeliner
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @Molloy_Daniel: va te faire foutre, vilaine salope
[Twitter translation: fuck you ugly bitch]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
Rekindling with my dearest departed [attached is a photo of an ouija board and a cup filled with a red liquid; presumed wine]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TheVampireLestat: she told me to fuck myself
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: I told you she needs time
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: ITS BEEN YEARS LOUIS
Pop Crave ✅ @PopCrave just tweeted:
During last night's 'THE VAMPIRE LESTAT' concert, Lestat de Lioncourt bites into the neck of a fan TW: Blood [Linked in a TikTok video of the scene]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @PopCrave: You're next
LESTAT NOTICE ME @GodsMuse just tweeted:
HOW DO I SIGN UP TO BE THE ACTOR THAT GETS BITTEN BEFORE EVERY SHOW???
Gays for Lestat @GirliePopBrit replied to @GodsMuse: FRRRRRR but i dont know if i can lay still on stage throughout the concert like that i'd be shaking my ass
LESTAT NOTICE ME @GodsMuse replied to @GirliePopBrit: youre so reallllllllll
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @GodsMuse: What actor?
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
Qu’est-ce que le trafic? Ça n'existe pas! Déplacez simplement votre voiture! Vas-y avant que je te mange!
[Twitter Translation: What is traffic? It does not exist! Just move your car! JUST GO BEFORE I EAT YOU!]
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel just tweeted:
@TheVampLestat what do you call a gay man from France?
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @Molloy_Daniel: what?
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampLestat: a faguette
Louis @LDPDL replied to @Molly_Daniel: Thanks now this mfer wont stop laughing during our date [attached is a video of Lestat manically laughing and wheezing out the words 'Louis... Louis do you get it? Faguette like baguette' and Louis' tired response behind the camera 'I get it, cher']
MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie just tweeted:
Louis sounds SEXY AS FUUUUUUCK
Denn1s @Some1sGayFriend replied to @TheMusicBaddie: FRRR LIKE WHY IS IT PURRING
Lesbian Lestat @Lesbians4Lestat replied to @ThatMusicBaddie and @Sum1sGayFriend: ANYONE WHO IS A PART OF LOUIS' PRIVATE INSTA DROP A PIC OF HIM I NEED IT
mabel read iwtv @mabelsyrup replied to @Lesbians4Lestat: @Molloy_Daniel plsssssss i rated your book 5 stars on audible
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @mablesyrup: why not? enjoy [attached is a picture of Louis in a three piece suit smiling so hard his dimples peeking through]
TRENDING IN THE US
1- FUCK THEYRE HOT!
2- Louis OnlyFans When?
3- DO THEY WANT A THIRD?
Netty @Netty2Naughty just tweeted:
I love how we all looked past a rock star rping as a vampire from a book that was released last year... like it still doesn't make sense to me. Now they found a face claim for Louis??? Who's next Claudia?? Armand??? What's the point of all this??? They're all weird asf for this
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @Netty2Naughty: your mother should have gone through with aborting you
Pop Crave ✅ @PopCrave just tweeted:
Lestat de Lioncourt under fire again for insulting fan [attached is a screenshot of his tweet]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @PopCrave: listen Jessica of New York City Manhattan on XX street apartment number 34.... I know its you behind this account. This is your last warning...
TMZ ✅ @TMZ just tweeted:
BREAKING NEWS: LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS BEING SUED FOR DOXXING A REPORTER [attached is the article]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TMZ: you too? fuck off
Hailey Bieber ✅ @HaileyBieber just tweeted:
When an ugly person calls your husband twin [attached is the clip of Lestat saying his name was Justin Bieber]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @HaileyBieber: very funny... i will eat your fetus
TMZ ✅ @TMZ just tweeted:
BREAKING NEWS: LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS BEING SUED (AGAIN) FOR THREATENING JUSTIN BIEBER'S WIFE [attached is the article]
Pop Crave ✅ @PopCrave just tweeted:
INTERVIEW WITH HAILEY AND JUSTIN BIEBER REGARDING LAWSUIT [attached is the article]
TRENDING WORLDWIDE
1 - WHAT THE FUCK
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
@PopCrave @TMZ count your days