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"I don't know, Kade. This doesn't seem like a good idea."
"Come on, Hayles, don't be scared. After all, this is our night out"
"Don't you think someone can hear us?"
"We're alone; it's 3:AM, what can go wrong?"
But what they did not know was that a certain alien was awake(?).
Listening.
And when he thought things were getting too heavy, he made some noise.
Punching things. Punching metal.
"Ah? Kade? Shouldn't you go check what's going on?"
"It's probably a racoon or something. Don't worry."
"Come on, Kade. For me?"
"Okay."
He went to where the sound was coming from, and he found something.
Someone.
Heatwave.
He was sitting, looking quite disappointed.
"You need to be more careful with your relationships, Kade."
"Come on, buddy," said the ginger "I know you were jealous."
"Jealous about what, buddy?"
"About what? About my girlfriend, genius."
This time, Heatwave didn't answer.
"Ha! I knew it! Come on, man, I'm not going to leave you. She is just my girlfriend. You are my partner."
Then Heatwave left.
What a guy.