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Eijirou stood in front of the gravestone with his classmates. The cold had been too much for them, it seemed. Todoroki whispered “I’m sorry,” while Mina and Hanta shot him glares. He was certain Hanta was going to start ranting at him in Spanish. Eijirou pulled his jacket around his body. He would miss them, being unable to see the yellow and purple flashes would be odd in class.
Each of his classmates stepped forward to pay their respects. Even Katsuki. Midoriya was crying, which was to be expected. He would miss Jirou and Kaminari, he would miss them a lot.
Suddenly, behind the class, the door opened, and the only two who were present had arrived. Denki looked confused, and Kyoka was exasperated.
Denki spoke up. “...We’re not dead?”
Kyoka rolled her eyes. “Mina and Hanta named the class fish after us, remember?”
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Shota had seen many things in his time as a teacher, but never before had he seen the class hold a funeral for fish they named after their classmates to annoy them.
He had to admit it was funny seeing this happen.
He wondered if he should get them more class fish, just to mess with them more.