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Me Stay Room. Room Quiet. Me Rest My Bed. Room Bed. Me One.
Room Dark. Enjoyable.
Cannot/Will not Go Out Room. Elsewhere Unsafe.
Recover. Rest. Me Not Fight Angry Mouth.
Me Stay Here. Elsewhere Unsafe.
Sound Close by, Me Awake, Take Useful Object.
Someone else Doorway. Hostile? Me Hide.
Hide. Hide. Hide.
Me Hold Tool.
"Mr. Crawling?? Mr. Crawling?? Where are you? Damn. Where did he go? Leaving like that without saying anything at all."
"You Worried?" Someone Else Say.
"Yes Mr. Chopped. Me Worried. Them One, Not Have Tool. He's alone without a weapon, he could've gotten attacked by someone."
Human?? Friendly?? Human Sound Troubled. Need Help?
"Let's continue searching, Mr. Chopped. He could be here, let's stay vigilant." Human Close by. Human Look for Someone??
"Hellooo?? Ms. Split, are you here?" Open Door.
"Huh. She's usually here, maybe she went out?"
"!!!!" Me Appear!
"Hello!!"
"Kyaahh!! Ms. Split!! You scared me." Human Surprise. Me Grateful Not Hostile.
"Friendly??" Me Say.
"Friendly." Human Friendly. Me Not Attack.
"You Understand Language??
"Someone Teach Me Language." Human Sit Bed. Human Put down Head Bed.
......
Head??
"!!!!!!!!!"
"!!??"
"Head!! Head!! Head!! Afraid!! Afraid!!" Me Go Down/Below Table, Hide. Hide.
"Me Not Bad!! Not Bad!! Me Friendly!!"
"You're scared of Mr. Chopped?" Human Sound Confused. "Ms. Split he can barely do anything at all, plus he's great company." Human Confused.
"Me Not Understand!! Me Not Understand!! Afraid!! Afraid!!"
"Them Friendly!! Not Hostile!!" Human Pet Head. Head... Happy?? Why?
"Not Attack Me?? Why?"
Head Look Angry. "Me Cannot/Will not Attack! Me friendly! Me Body Not Have!" Head Sad. Head Hurt. Why Not Have Body?
"Where Body Gone?" Me Sorry. Make Head Look Sad.
Head Confused. Head Sad. Head Look Away.
Human Pet Head. "We Don't Know. Them Don't Know. Them Worry. It's fine, Mr. Chopped. You don't need to have a body to prove how precious you are! Mr. Chopped is Mr. Chopped! You Not Body Have. You Sentience, You Pretty, You Cute!!" Head Happy.
"Pretty!! Cute!! Pretty!! Cute!!" Head Grateful.
Me Sit Chair, Put down Tool, Not Attack.
"Me Sorry. Not Know Head Friendly. Me Sorry." Human Look Happy, Head Look Happy.
"Well I'm glad you two are reconciled. Don't think too hard on that, Mr. Chopped."
"By the way, you look alarmed, Ms. Split... Usually you don't have to hide whenever someone visits you." Me Confused. Human Not Use Language Me Understand.
"????"
Human Say. "Why You Hide Previously?? You Troubled? You Someone Fight?" Me Shake Head. Afraid. Maybe Hostile Come in Door.
"Afraid!! Afraid!! Someone Attack Me!! Afraid!! Me Not Want Fight!!" Me Look Sad, Troubled, Hurt.
Head Look Mad. "Bad!! Bad!! Why Attack You?!"
"Me Not Know!! Them Appear!! Surprise Me!! Big Cut Tool, Angry Mouth." Me Mad Big Hurt Me. "Me Dislike Angry Mouth! Me Worry Them Kill Me. Them Attack!!"
Human Say, Confused. "Big Cut Tool. Angry Mouth??"
"Big Cut Tool! Angry Mouth! Big Angry Mouth!!" Me Say. Me Worried Body Cannot/Will not Recover, Many/Much Fight.
"That doesn't sound like Mr. HugeFace. He's big alright but he doesn't have a weapon with him. Mr. Hood attacks those whose hostile to himself and me. Could it be-!"
"Big Face They?"
"Not Big Face They. Big Face Me Afraid, Big Body Touch Broken."
"Them Big Cut Tool? Them Like Fight, Not Bored??"
Me Understand. "Them Big!! Want Fight!! Attack Me! Me Not Know Why!!"
"I knew it. Why is Mr. Machete after your ass anyway? U-uh You Go Where? No wait that doesn't make any sense uhhhh...You Go Out Door. Why Them Attack? You Look for Something?"
Me Say. "Me Go out, Look for Object. Them Appear, Make Pain. Body Hurt."
"Damn. What's his deal? Anyway don't worry. Me Communicate. Take care of Problem. Teach Them Not Attack You."
Me Happy.
"You Teach Them?? Me Grateful!"
Head Look Happy. "Human! Friendly!! Friendly!!"
Me Say. "Friendly!! Friendly!! Me Not Worried!"
"I'm glad. I promise to talk to him if I encounter him. But before that, Ms. Split. You See Someone? We Look for Someone..."
Me Confused. Someone? Human, Head Look for Someone. Where? Maybe Gone?
"Someone? Someone else?"
"Someone. Long Hair, Not Use Feet."
"!!!!!"
"Did you see him??"
"Them!! Them!! Friendly!! Long Hair, Not Use Feet. Me Pass Them Close by!"
"Did you say that you saw him pass you by one of the corridors? When was that? Where??"
Me Afraid, Big Angry Mouth Find Me, Me Hide.
"Me Not Know. Me Afraid, Big Angry Mouth Find Me, Attack Me."
"Oh, okay. At least we have a lead now. Mr. Crawling's gotta be somewhere, or maybe he's looking for us??? This search party would be redundant." Human Stand, Bring Head. Bring Tool.
"Alright let's go start looking for him around these hallway, if we get lucky we might run into Mr. Hood, he'll deliberately help us if I ask him to, I'm glad I could trust him."
Human Move. Human Leave, Bring Tool, Head.
Me Stand, Move, Maybe Rest Again.
Me Stop.
Door Open.
Human Return.
"Oh, uhhh... Geez I honestly thought you'd be coming along." Human Confused.
"You Return, Why??" Me Say.
"We Want You Go with. Look for Someone, Friendly Long Hair." Human Look Down/Below. "You Want??"
Me Happy Human Want Help. Me Help!
"Alright. Human Want My Help! Me Help You!"
"Phew... Alrighty let's get a move on."