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3:20 pm
Niko: AIKU WHAT THE FUCK
Aiku: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Bachira: whats going on
Niko: ISTG ITS ON SIGHT
Aiku: I DIDNT MEAN THE HIT HIM WITH THE BALL
Bachira: ???
Hiori: aiku threw a dodgeball at charles in gym class and it hit him in the face and he started crying
Bachira: my monster doesnt think thats very nice
Bachira: would you like to meet them
Shidou: @Bachira where are you we gotta jump aiku
Bachira: im outside chem class rn
Aiku: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Niko: HOW TF IS WHIPPING THE BALL IN CHARLES FACE AN ACCIDENT
Aiku: I MEANT TO HIT YOU
Niko: …
Niko: shidou bachira where you at were breaking his spine
Niko: we gotta put grandpa in the wheelchair
Shidou: third hallway
Niko: aight im coming
Niko: @Everyone come watch itll be fun
Otoya: ooh can i hit him too
Isagi: ^^
Karasu: ^^
Aiku: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME
Otoya: you suck
Karasu: sendous dick
Aiku: were not dating
Otoya: oh yeah i forgot
Otoya: no one would want to date your crusty ass
Aiku: STFU I PULL MORE THAN YOU
Yukimiya: Aiku what is wrong with you why would you make a child cry
Aiku: backread bro its not my fault
Yukimiya: I did backread you hit Charles in the face
Aiku: well then clearly your eyes dont work
Yukimiya: youre
Karasu: clearly yer grammar doesnt work
Aiku: clearly your a ugly crow
Niko: you old cunt where are you
Shidou: its time to unplug the life support
Aiku: @Sendou BACK ME UP IM BEING CHASED
Aiku: @Sendou COME ONLINE
Aiku: @Sendou PLEASE I CAN HEAR SHIDOUS CACKLE
Sendou: Yeah no im not helping you
Sendou: L
Aiku: FUCK YOIGBOEAAFKJAJKFAFJEWJKA
Bachira: the monster says hello!
Isagi: bachira where are you i wanna see
Bachira: behind the school near the tree that otoya got stuck in
Nagi: cn u rcrd wlkng is 2 mch hssl
Isagi: where did you spawn from
Isagi: bros been lurking
Reo: Stfu fugly beansprout hair
Isagi: UNPROVOKED
Reo: That mop on your head provokes me
Isagi: dont act like your hair is better
Isagi: your cut looks like a toddler took scissors to a barbie doll
Reo: At least i havent had the same haircut since i was five
Isagi: at least i dont simp for a lazy sloth who left me
Yukimiya: Speaking of Nagi what did he say
Reo: “can you record walking is too much of a hassle”
Otoya: wait yeah can someone record
Otoya: i want aiku getting his ass beat in 4k
Hiori: kuronas doing that rn
Hiori: dude whipped out a whole ass tripod
Hiori: “i use it to photograph sharks”
Karasu: respect
Karasu: hes dedicated
Karasu: unlike someone whenever their in a relationship
Otoya: BRUH THAT WAS ONE TIME
Yukimiya: Seven actually
Otoya: “ermm actually☝️🤓 ” ahhh
Otoya: im a changed man i swear
Otoya: karasu stop throwing shade on others
Karasu: stop cheating on yer gfs
Otoya: deal
Karasu: yuki get a counter this mf aint gonna last a week
Otoya: do you really have no faith in me
Otoya: i thought we were bros
Karasu: we are bros
Karasu: why do ya think i dont tell them that yer cheating on them with me
Karasu: no homo tho
Otoya: no homo <3
Yukimiya: did you idiots forget about aiku getting beat up
Otoya: did you forget about aiku getting beat up
Yukimiya: no
Otoya: exactly
Charles: WHATS UP MY RIZZLERS
Charles: oh and aiku the UNSIGMA
Shidou: OH MY FUCK CHARBOY YOUR ALIVE
Charles: SHIMANNNNN
Shidou: CHARLES WE AVENGED YOU
Charles: TY BRO UR SO SKIBIDI
Niko: are you okay
Niko: does anywhere hurt
Niko: do you need help walking ill carry you
Charles: niko im okay
Charles: im coming to you now
Charles: <3
Niko: <3
Reo: Hiori
Hiori: fluff, hurt/comfort
Reo: 3k
Reo: Add me as a user
Niko: send that to me
Hiori: ofc
Isagi: niko is literally smiling and giggling at his phone right now
Niko: stfu blueberry
Kurona: anyone want the video of aiku getting beat up
Otoya: yes send it
Kurona has sent one video
Otoya: lmao
Sendou: saving that
Hiori: what
Sendou: what
Bachira: OMG CUTENESS OVERLOAD
Bachira: THIS IS ADORABLE
Reo: wait whats going on
Karasu: charles ran at niko and now their hugging and nikos checking charles for injuries
Hiori: we need to make a series for them
Reo: Absolutely
Bachira: can i beta read they make me happy
Hiori: yeah
Isagi: niko is literally bridal carrying charles rn wtf
Shidou: HELL YEAH CHARLES PULL MY RIZZLER
Shidou: @Sae CAN WE DO THAT
Sae: Don’t get in fights and we can
Shidou: BUT IT WAS FOR CHARLES
Sae: Don’t get in fights unless their for charles
Shidou: YAY LOVE YOU BAE <3
Sae: …
Sae: <3
Niko: wanna continue beating up aiku
Charles: I WANNA JOIN
Niko: ok but plug your ears his screams are annoying
Karasu: ahh young love
Otoya: reminds me of before we adopted hiori
Hiori: when did you guys adopt me
Niko: and tf you mean young love were only three years younger
Otoya: were still older
Hiori: what the fuck
Shidou: wait charles can me and sae adopt you
Charles: yay
Sae: We are not adopting a child
Shidou: why nott
Shidou: please
Sae: No
Shidou: look at him hes so cute
Niko: ?
Shidou: not in that way
Shidou: only sae forever
Sae: We’re still not adopting him
Shidou: :(
Sae: Fine
Shidou: LETS GO WHERE ADOPTING CHARBOY
Charles: SLAY IM GETTING TWO DADS
Charles: NIKO YOUR GETTING TWO FATHER IN LAWS
Bachira: nikos banging his head against the wall
Bachira: his face is really red
Hiori: THE MATERIAL
Reo: OMG
Nagi: reo wnt stp scrmng its rlly ld
Isagi: huh
Reo: “reo wont stop screaming its really loud”
Reo: Sorry nagi ill be quieter
Isagi: simp
Reo: simp just stands for shrek is my pookie
Isagi: but shrek hates lord farquad
Reo: stfu
Reo has added one user
Kaiser: what is this
Kaiser: oh hi yoichi
Isagi: …
Karasu: hes charging up his slurs
Isagi: kys k**ser
Isagi: reo count your days
Nagi: Touch him and I will make sure they never find your body.
Karasu: omg we understand him
Otoya: blud was not playing
Bachira: lol censoring k**ser
Isagi: i dont wanna curse myself by saying that creatures name
Kaiser: stfu you shitty clown
Isagi: youre the one whos a clown
Isagi: walking around like your barber didnt do you dirty
Isagi: just go bald
Isagi: go on join igaguri it would be better than that mess
Kurona: slursagi strikes again again
Karasu: hes wanted in fifteen countries
Bachira: igaguri is scary
Bachira: sometimes i have nightmares that his baldness will infect me
Yukimiya: Baldness isnt a disease
Bachira: yes it is
Bachira: how do you think igaguri got that haircut
Yukimiya: …
Yukimiya: Fair point
Aiku: @Sendou fuck you
Aiku: you left me with a bunch of children
Sendou: Their half your size
Aiku: yes but shidou
Sendou: If you couldnt take them then how are you typing right now
Aiku: i ran
Aiku: im just that fast
Hiori: niko didnt let charles go and shidou tried to do a flip to impress sae but he face planted in the dirt
Sendou: wow you really are pathetic aiku
Sendou: you got your ass handed to you by some idiots
Charles: WHERE NOT IDIOTS WHERE THE FREAK SQUAD🔥🔥🔥
Bachira: HE ATE THAT UP AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
Shidou: BRO IS SO SKIBIDI
Aiku: its were you two year old
Karasu: oh no
Aiku: what
Isagi: i see niko typing
Aiku: shit
Hiori: its been two minutes goddamn
Niko: Stop acting like your grammar is any better you senior citizen. Do you need your dementia pills because it seems like you forgot when you switched your and you’re. Stop hating on Charles just because you’re too insecure to face the fact that your grammar is ass and Sendou doesn’t love you. Somehow a quote, “two year old” has a better love life than you. Next time mind your own business you old fat fuckwad.
Aiku: ...
Charles: niko thank you your so skibidi sigma
Charles: ily <3
Niko: ilyt <3
Isagi: damn that was diabolical
Otoya: wow even slursagi is fazed
Isagi: I DONT SWEAR THAT MUCH
Hiori: bachira?
Bachira: 46
Isagi: …
Isagi: no