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“Careful.” Viperion warned. “You start moving like that and I might not be able to stop myself.”
“Oh? What’re you gonna do? Charm a snake at me?” Chat Noir snickered back, a vicious smile on his face.
“If you’re lucky, I will.” Viperion smirked. “Or I could make your kitty purr.”
“Must I choose? Can’t be both?” Chat sighed, cartoonishly and insincerely disappointed.
"Greedy cat," Viperion growled, leaning in close with a devilish smirk.
Chat's smile was wide, hands on his staff and chin on his hands, nose to nose with the Cyan hero. "So what if I am? Think you'll be enough to satisfy?"
"Oh, I'm sure I've got more than enough to fill your bowl. I'll even rub your tummy."
"From the outside, or the inside?" Chat purred, eyes half lit as he softly licked his lips.
"Whichever side you'll have me on," Viperion chuckled.
“...And they’re… always , like this?” Multimouse asked, staring at the pair as they kept exchanging dirty jokes and threats of love making.
Scarabella and Carapace nodded, both with their arms crossed. “Literally never ends.” Said Carapace.
“Unless Ladybug is here.” Scarabella said, head shaking. “They’re usually pretty professional when she’s around.”
“I think they’re just scared she won’t put them on the same patrol days if they did pull this around her.” Carapace said.
“Because she totally wouldn’t.” Scarabella sighed.
“And they’re like… together ?” Multimouse asked, pointing.
“They say they’re not.” Carapace said, hands up in a shrug. “Apparently, they just started a game of Gay Chicken two months ago and neither one has backed down.”
“...Shouldn’t we be like…going? The Akuma’s gonna get away…” Multimouse asked.
“I’ve got ‘em,” Scarabella sighed, walking forward and snapping her fingers to catch their attention. “Hey! Boys, enough! Work to do and you can be weird on the way!”
“He’s in leather !” Viperion sighed dramatically. “It would be weird to not pinch his ass!”
“No, it is very much weird to pinch his ass , Viperion.” Scarabella insisted. “Hop to it. Multimouse, you’re with Chat, Viperion with me, Carapace will circle around and we’ll corner the Akuma.”
“Roger,” everyone called, leaping into action.
“...Heeey, Chat?” Multimouse said as she swung with her jump rope and he pogo’d along on his staff. “Are you-?”
“Ah, nah.” Chat said with a sheepish smile on his face. “It’s just a game! That jerk said he had gotten two other guys to realize they were gay by playing Gay Chicken at his school, and I told him he couldn’t be that good of a flirt so we started a game.”
“Oh. That’s…interesting.” Multimouse said, still a bit perturbed as they continued towards their fight.
-
The fight was over! Scarabella escorted Viperion and Multimouse home, taking their Miraculous one at a time so neither saw each other untransformed.
“Viperion…? Can I ask a question?” Multimouse asked as they traversed the Parisian rooftops.
“Sure. It’s about me and Chat, isn’t it?”
“Yeah. What’s the whole deal there?”
“It’s only a game!” Viperion chirped, smiling so brightly and sweetly. “Chat said he could make anyone blush when he flirts, I dared him to try to make me blush, now we’re just going back and forth until someone breaks and blushes.”
That wasn’t exactly what Chat had told her, but…it was kind of close?
Multimouse couldn’t question him further, as they arrived to where Viperion wanted to untransform. He went behind an alley corner, and handed his bracelet back from around the corner, not letting Multimouse or Scarabella see him. Multimouse and Scarabella leapt off towards the Dupain-Cheng residence.
“I can’t believe that cat!” Multimouse sighed, brow twitching as she and Scarabella landed in her room. “And he’s been doing this for two months ?!”
“I told ya, girl.” Alya said. “It’s wild what they’ll say just to win their 'game'.”
“It’s unacceptable! Absolutely unacceptable!” She groaned, pulling at her face. “Guh. I’ll have to catch them as Ladybug and give them a talking to about this.”
“We’ll come up with a plan to ambush them,” Alya offered.
“Yes, lets. That sly cat is gonna be too clever to let his guard down.” Marinette huffed, nodding.
-
“Heyyy.” Marinette said, looking sheepish as the bassist paused in her playing, though Ivan behind her was still practicing the part that Luka had given him and pounding away at the drums. “Sorry to interrupt Juleka, but you wouldn’t happen to have a spare hairtie I could borrow, do you? Mine launched out of my hand when I was fixing my hair and it fell into the river.”
“Oh yeah, sure thing,” She nodded. “They’re in a little hoop hanging on the mirror downstairs, help yourself.”
“Thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” Marinette said, relieved as she went below deck.
But, as she neared the bathroom, she heard some sounds as she passed the door to the Couffaine Twins’ shared bedroom.
Some squishy, wet and kind of slappy sounds, followed quickly by-
“Ungh-! Lu-! God, you’re so fucking big-!” Chat gasped behind the door, the boat gently rocking with Luka’s hard, slapping thrusts.
“Fuck, Kitty!” Luka groaned deeply. “You feel good, were you that hungry for some milk?”
“Yess~! Gimmie all you’ve got!” Chat whined. “Deeper, Luka! Harder! I wanna feel you in my tumm-ough~! Y-yhess~”
“Y’wanna be bred that fuckin bad, pussyboy? Must be in heat ,” Luka grunted, the boat’s gentle rocking (which Marinette had assumed was the water ) getting noticeably harder.
“L-Lu-! F-fuck, I’m gonna-!”
And there stood Marinette, her face bright red, hands covering her ears and her expression entirely unamused as she ignored them and went into the bathroom just next door to take a hair tie, then run back above deck where the rocking was much less noticeable.
‘Just a game of Gay Chicken my ass.’ She thought sourly as Chat muffled his orgasm, probably via pillow as on the top deck the music Kitty Section was practicing drowned out most of their activities.