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Since his near encounter with death, Subspace has let his health go a bit, if it weren't for his creations he would surely be poisoned by all the sodium he eats (and even then he doesn't pay enough attention to them). Eating main dishes 3 times a day? I wish. Not only because he's lazy, but since his jaw began to decay due to decomposition he could only drink liquids on several occasions, and after living on broth for 5 days straight the not so healthy cravings would arrive.
First of all, what could happen? He ate apples (sometimes) and his glass of water, that's enough to be able to continue improving his creations.
It turns out that Subspace is a toilet and that life took a massive shit on him.
Hyperlaser was called to see what was going on with Subspace, it was quite unnecessary since any Biograft could have done that job but for some reason neither of them knew what was going on in the other's lab, he just knocked on the unlocked door, which for him was very strange. The moment he stepped foot in the room he could already hear... sounds. Very interesting sounds, sounds that genuinely provoked a feeling of pity and one of tearing out what little ears he had left.
-"Subspace, everything okay?
-"HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS FUCKING ROCK WON'T COME OUT AAAAAAA!!!!"
-"What rock."
-"CREATOR, YOU HAVE TO PUSH MORE"
Hyper wasn't even worried, just... confused and wanting to turn around and go to the bar right away to drink until he forgot the mess he was witnessing. He had genuinely lost too much already, entering the room wouldn't change anything. But wow, it was pretty bizarre to see a Subspace lying in the bathroom with his face all red, sweaty, his hands tearing his legs while a biograft held his hand while he peed blood and other things that he couldn't see and thank the STFOH he couldn't see.
"...Those highter-ups want to know what's going on with you"
-"I'M PASSING A FUCKING KIDNEY STONE AHHH FUCK!!"
Without thinking, because at this point thinking is useless, he stood next to the other who was still fighting to live, he took his other hand while he continued trying to pee the kidney stones.
4 hours later it did come out and everyone made a pact to forget that that happened, yes
After that Subspace learned to eat his fruits and vegetables haha that's the moral of the story good night