99+ Unread Notifications from [LOST LIGHT PUBLIC NOTICES]

by goresque, NyonSuperstar

Summary:

A log of Anonymous posts on the LOST LIGHT PUBLIC NOTICES board.

Please read all rules before posting or replying to any posts.

TERMS OF USE: ALL POSTS ARE MODERATED BY ULTRA MAGNUS, DULY APPOINTED ENFORCER OF THE TYREST ACCORD. ANY AND ALL NOTICES DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE, DETRIMENTAL TO SHIP MORALE, OR FRIVOLOUS WILL BE REMOVED.

Notes:

• In response to a prompt by Anonymous in the Rare Kink Buffet 2025: A Prompt Fest collection.

Prompt:
Porn Logic worldbuilding!

Get as niche, serious, and/or weird here as you like, in-universe documents or social media would be fun! I’m thinking things along the line of:
• The contents of a sexbot's instruction manual
• Discussions about what items of laundry best get stuck to the back of the dryer
• The cleaning rota at the free use office
• Hucow care forums with tips and tricks
• Scholarly articles on if letting your dogboy hump your leg undermines your authority or is just good fun
• Anything else at all!

(Creator's choice of fandom is fine as well)

Anon, this gave me so many ideas. Expect several more chapters after this one!

An additional note: some typos and grammatical errors have been left in this work intentionally to simulate more realistic text. Also, I'm not tagging every character involved in this story, it's up to your imagination to fill in your faves. All characters and posts have "intended" characters, but much like an anonymous board, it's up to you to determine who is who, and knowing WHO is who is not necessarily required to enjoy this work!

Chapter 1: 001-005

Now Connected to the LOST LIGHT PUBLIC NOTICES channel.

By using this channel, you agree to the Public Notice Rules:

1. This channel is for shipwide communications only. Note that this channel is public, and anyone with access to the Lost Light’s network can read these notices.

2. All notices must be posted in text format. Images can be applied as attachments, but are not required. The first line of your notice should contain the general category or topic of your post.

3. All posts are anonymous by design. Any personal identifiable information voluntarily provided within notices should be posted at your own risk.

 

TERMS OF USE: ALL POSTS ARE MODERATED BY ULTRA MAGNUS, DULY APPOINTED ENFORCER OF THE TYREST ACCORD. ANY AND ALL NOTICES DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE, DETRIMENTAL TO SHIP MORALE, OR FRIVOLOUS WILL BE REMOVED.

 

#12001: Public Health Advisory

All mecha returning from shore leave are required to participate in decontamination scans.

Please see First Aid or Velocity if you participated in the shore leave events in the Pegasi system and did not have a decontamination scan.

» #12001: Addendum: We do not care about contraband, souvenirs, hookups, or your offshore activities. This is a health service.

» #12001: Addendum: This is not a subspace or cavity search. A decontamination scan is to identify potentially harmful or corrosive contaminants in your systems.

» #12001: Addendum: Please only see official medical personnel for a decontamination scan. These scans are free. Anyone accepting payment for this service is not official medical personnel.

#12002: CANTEEN PUBLIC INTERFACING NOTICE:

ALL CREW MEMBERS ENGAGING IN INTERFACING ACTIVITIES ARE EXPECTED TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES

PLEASE BE COURTEOUS TO YOUR FELLOW PATRONS AND KEEP THE CANTEEN CLEAN, AND THE NOISE LEVELS BELOW THE 40% THRESHOLD OUTLINED IN THE LOST LIGHT SHIP'S CODE 180A ARTICLE 15 SUBSECTION Q2

CLEANING WIPES ARE AVAILABLE NEAR ALL EXITS, AT THE COUNTER, AND BEHIND THE FUELING STATION

IF CLEANING WIPE DISPENSER IS EMPTY, PLEASE INFORM A CREW MEMBER

FOR A FULL COPY OF THE LOST LIGHT SHIP'S CODE, CONTACT ULTRA MAGNUS, DULY APPOINTED ENFORCER OF THE TYREST ACCORD

» #12002: ADDENDUM: PERSONAL LUBRICANT WILL NOT BE PROVIDED. PLEASE STOP REQUESTING.

 

#12003: Minibot Mixer & Orgy on Deck 7!

Hello all bots small and smaller! Are you below the height requirements for most cyber-coasters and ready to mingle? Let’s all get to know each other and maybe explore each other’s frames. Drinks will be provided on a first come-first served basis and only if you participate because I only have a 10-pack. BYOT - Bring your own toys!

»Re: #12003: what time does the orgy start?

»#12003: I figured we could do the mixer first, then orgy after? Unless everyone shows up super revved, then we can do the orgy first, then mixer! 124:00 to 128:00?

»Re: #12003: i’m on shift til 125:00 ;-;!! Can i come after?

»#12003: Ok, I updated the time! It can be from 125:50 to 128:00!

»Re: #12003: yay!!

 

#12004: Reminder: Public Health Advisory

If you went on shore leave to the Pegasi system, please see First Aid or Velocity for a decontamination scan. This is not optional. Contaminants have been identified.

»Re: #12004: who brought back the cooties?

»#12004: No, we will not say who had the contaminants. The best time to get a decontamination scan was when returning to the ship. The next best time is now.

»Re: #12004: Boooo. Tell us who brought back cooties!

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#12005: Exclusive Movie Night

Never before seen documentary footage of Freenusian hyperdruuls in their natural habitat from Fenur-Alpha-B! It'll be showing from 000:48 to 020:13. If you want to find out where, you know what to say at you know who's door.

»Re: #12005: wait is this porn or a snuff film I can't tell?

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