Chapter 1: work group chat (gone wrong) (gone sexual)
Chapter Text
Cicsord 2.4 (in beta)
Welcome to
Server Of The Damned
#general
Fourteen
Ok this is working
Welcome, spook. We hope you’ve brought pizza.
spook
whole new chat app created by my scientists at gl labs and they cant even get new welcome messages? smh ripoff
Fourteen
‘Generic Labs Labs’?
spook
give me admin or im docking your pay
Fourteen
I don’t get paid
spook
not with that attitude
Fourteen
Congratulations you have admin permissions
spook
yay!
A wild TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO appeared!
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Fourteen
Why are you alive again
spook
how dare you infer i wouldnt keep my babies alive!
Fourteen
Can we just invite everyone in
spook
ok taker now has admin
Fourteen
WHY.
Glad you’re here, TASTE THE BEEF.
TASTE THE BEEF
sup ga(y)mers
spook
you can have it too youre one of the more effective specimens
TASTE THE BEEF
I Am Now A God Amongst You Mortals
Fourteen
We can’t really be called mortals let’s face it
Welcome Tirsi :3. Say hi!
spook
ok hold on changing the messages
TASTE THE BEEF
hi tirsi
Tirsi :3
Hi, 11. Who else is here?
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Fourteen
I’m changing that name at least
Red Skull
TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
TASTE THE BEEF
bro
Fourteen
Don’t ‘bro’ me
Ben is here. Cower in fear.
Ben
Greetings. May I ask what the purpose of this server is?
Fourteen
I wanted a work group chat to coordinate things better and Spooky wanted to test out her new app
spook
heck yeah i did
Ben
Is this test proving beneficial?
spook
b
Ben
…what does ‘b’ mean?
TASTE THE BEEF
oh look at you getting all fancy with your ellipsis and your words and stuff
Fourteen
And this is why I didn’t want a server
spoop is in your walls.
spoop
hey hey hey
spook
hi spooper!
spoop
hi spooky!
Fourteen
That’s going to get confusing
spook
spooper you want admin
spoop
that would be aswsome sauce
spook
you have been promoted
Fourteen
JUST LIKE THAT?!
Here lies Otto The Otter.
Don’t worry, gOO will make it quick.
Ringu has been summoned.
202.137.119.132 wants to talk.
Fourteen
Wait who is that
Wait who’s IP is that
202.137.119.132
🅃🄷🄴🅁🄴 🄰🅁🄴 🅂🄾🄼🄴 🅃🄷🄸🄽🄶🅂 🅆🄴 🅆🄴🅁🄴 🄽🄴🅅🄴🅁 🄼🄴🄰🄽🅃 🅃🄾 🄺🄽🄾🅆
Fourteen
What
What the fuck does that mean
Ben
So our boss, Fourteen, Unknown Specimen 4, Specimen 4, Specimen 2, Unknown Specimen 2, Unknown Specimen 3, Specimen 11, Specimen 9, and myself seem to be here. Am I missing anyone?
Dumb otter bitch
no
HEY WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY NAME
202.137.119.132
Were they wrong?
Ben
And you would be?
Fourteen
Wait until everyone else joins then we can find out through process of elimination
Subject 5 crawled in.
Ben
Fitting.
Subject 5
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Fourteen
Did
Did anyone calibrate Specimen 3’s device?
gOO
yOU cAn pRObAbly gUEss
spook
yeah gl didnt account for specimen 3 using a tablet so
Fourteen
Ok this is why you don’t kill your entire workforce
spook
no comment
Fourteen
That is not the correct response in this situation
And can we get everyone in here already come on
7/11 is in your walls.
spook
hi monster 2
Ben
How did you know that was Monster 2? For that matter, what is Monster 2?
Fourteen
Karamari?
Remember?
The extras from under the house?
Ben
I had other things on my mind.
TASTE THE BEEF
bro had other things on his mind
Ben
Count your days.
oh noes DABABY ver scar help aaaa
Fourteen
Why is that thing here
It can’t even type how did it get in
No seriously what is Babyface even going to do
Ben
Why would it be impaired from speaking?
Ringu
It’s a decapitated baby head.
Ben
Ah. That would pose… some issues.
gOO
why ARE yOU spEAkIng bIg tERms
Subject 5
3q[w]podefirhguv
Ringu
They’re trying their best.
Pyramid Head is here. Cower in fear.
The dawn of the My Charles? Wormy..
My Charles? Wormy.
hoi guys
Fourteen
Hello Bab
Dumb otter bitch
YOU DIDN’T SAY HI TO ME
Ben
Who would?
Dumb otter bitch
BEN YOU’RE MEANT TO BE MY ONLY FRIEND
Judas Iscariot
Life is often disappointing.
…
Who changed my name?
spoop
you were a traitor
oh noes Giygas ver scar help aaaa
check it out House in the house like carpet
Logan Paul wants to talk.
You thought you were safe, but Crewmate Chicken disagrees.
Fourteen
Can everyone say what specimen they are that hasn’t made it obvious including the IP address
Logan Paul
Monster 4, The Hanged Man
Crewmate Chicken
bekka
House
Am I not obvious?
TASTE THE BEEF
House? HOUSE MD?!
House
jonathanfrakestellsyouyourewrong.mp4
Judas Iscariot
So now we are only missing Specimen 8, Specimen 10, Specimen 13, Unknown Specimen 1, Unknown Specimen 5, and the others I don’t know about, correct?
Pyramid Head
monster 1, monster 5, clown, frenzy, and hooked doll
SUSperia is here. Cower in fear.
Pyramid Head
scratch that last one
Deer Lord has been summoned.
Peter. The HER is here.
Deer Lord
Hello, my friends.
Judas Iscariot
And you accused ME of being pretentious.
Deer Lord
They were not wrong to do so.
Tirsi :3
Hi 8!
Deer Lord
Hello, child.
Tirsi :3
Not really a child but you know
202.137.119.132
this so sad
Fourteen
WHO ARE YOU ALREADY?!
202.137.119.132
A truth for another time
PT wants to talk.
PT
Hi.
Judas Iscariot
That should be all the unknowns.
gOO
dUdE dOn’t cAll thEm thAt
202.137.119.132
yeah that’s kinda rude
Fourteen
I agree but you don’t really have a leg to stand on here
Red Skull
TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
Crewmate Chicken
bruh stop spamming chat
oh noes StevenTheStripper69 ver scar help aaaa
StevenTheStripper69
Looking for Hot Russian Singles in your area? Click this link: https://youareanidiot.cc/
Dumb otter bitch
aw hell yeah
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COMPUTER
TASTE THE BEEF
how the hell did you fall for that
it literally said the link
are you stupid
oh he’s offline
yeah run away coward
Ringu
Is this a bot?
StevenTheStripper69
The truth must come out. For I am…
Joe Kirb
THE JONKLER!
gOO
yO It’s thE clOwn I lOvE thIs gUy
Joe Kirb
Heh… you better be scared
vore me daddy beware (you’re in for a scare)
Ringu
This is copyright infrigement.
TASTE THE BEEF
that’s not how copyright works
vore me daddy
before you ask i’m pal
moo moo Joined The Battle!
moo moo
Everyday Is Wednesday
spook
and thats ghost cow! woohoo were getting the whole gang together!
Giygas
it hurts
Deer Lord
We are now only missing Specimen 13, Monster 1, and Frenzy, correct?
Fourteen
No because one of those three is the cagey bastard with the IP address for a name
spook
yeah im curious to see who this is because none of those guys feel right
202.137.119.132
All will be revealed in due time.
HER
How Exciting!
Simon says is here. Cower in fear.
Simon says
Take a swim
Fourteen
So that’s Siren
Judas Iscariot
I have no clue who the others are, but I suppose I will find out. Would you like to confess now @202.137.119.132?
Pyramid Head
who’s ip is that?
202.137.119.132
mweheheheh
Frenzied Torment time? Yeah, it’s Frenzied Torment time.
Frenzied Torment
I AM HERE NOW
Judas Iscariot
Ah, so this is Monster 1.
7/11
it’s not like they speak this was entirely believable
Fourteen
Anything to say for yourself Monster 1?
202.137.119.132
Appearances can be decieving
You never see The Security Guard coming!
Ringu
It’s spelt ‘deceiving’.
Fourteen
Wh
Wh
WHAT
WHO IS THIS??
202.137.119.132
guess
spoop
howard?
202.137.119.132
who tf is howard
gOO
An EscApEd ghOst
202.137.119.132
Not this time.
TASTE THE BEEF
specimen 9 on a different phone
202.137.119.132
A Fool’s Errand And A Foolish Suggestion
TASTE THE BEEF
These guys are Pissing me off…
I’m the original Starwalker
Fourteen
Monster 1, has there been any new visitors or any disturbances or anything like that?
The Security Guard
0 Intruders
Fourteen
Ok this is just getting ridiculous now
Joe Kirb
Why didn’t I think of this?
202.137.119.132
go on, guesssssss
spook
specimen 1 lol
202.137.119.132
D I N G D I N G D I N G
Fourteen
Wait
Fucking
SPECIMEN !?!
THE FUCKING CARDBOARD?!
Ringu
‘Specimen !’?
TASTE THE BEEF
get renamed
Neeeerd
Kill yourself.
Subject 5
foejioopofjioOOOI0O3IHR
Pyramid Head
how
literally how is 1 typing
202.137.119.132
You wouldn’t get it.
Fourteen
Ok everyone’s here I’m going back to sleep
202.137.119.132
@Fourteen
Fourteen
Fuck off
Also Bab you have admin because you’re the only person here I trust
Don’t @ me goodbye
202.137.119.132
aw they’re offline
Red Skull
TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
TASTE THE BEEF
alright let’s make some other channels
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#we-are-ga(y)ming
TASTE THE BEEF
this is for when you want to talk about ga(y)ming
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#artistic-endevaours
spook
this is where you can see my cool drawings
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#meems
TASTE THE BEEF
this is where you can see my art
Joe Kirb
I will certainly get… use , from this channel
TASTE THE BEEF
yeah you got it
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#announcements
Pyramid Head
For whenever a situation may arise which needs everyone, we have announcements.
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#hell
spook
this is for the judas/adachi roleplay
TASTE THE BEEF
what the fuck is wrong with you
spook
:3
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#vent
SUSperia
amogus
Pyramid Head
This is the channel for when something gets too much. Obviously, there have been changes since the Hellgate was broken, not least losing all the ghosts we had and Spooky regaining her memories.
spook
please dont bring that up
Pyramid Head
Oh shit i’m sorry
But yeah this is for when it all gets too much you know?
We’re not monsters, we’re here to listen to you.
7/11
well
Pyramid Head
i meant metaphorically
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#general
TASTE THE BEEF
aight that’s it
so
uhhhhh
how about that airline food
Judas Iscariot
Turn around.
TASTE THE BEEF
OH SHI
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spook - Spooky
202.137.119.132 - Specimen 1/Cardboard Cutouts
gOO - Specimen 2/Goop
Subject 5 - Specimen 3/Subject 5
Neeeerd - Specimen 4/Ringu
Pyramid Head - Specimen 5/Bab
Judas Iscariot - Specimen 6/Ben The Merchant
Giygas - Specimen 7/Wall Of Flesh
Deer Lord - Specimen 8/Deer Lord
Red Skull - Specimen 9/Taker
vore me daddy - Specimen 10/Parasitic Alien Lifeform/PAL
TASTE THE BEEF - Specimen 11/Food Demon
House - Specimen 12’s Host/The Old Man/Vlogger From The Notes
Simon says - Specimen 13/Siren
Fourteen - Specimen 14/The Protagonist (did the Hellgate stuff but then went back and was subjected to the Bad Ending after beating Specimen 9 so now acts as a trainer for specimens or something idk i’ll explain the lore later)
HER - Unknown Specimen 1/White Face/HER/Ivan Zanotti
Dumb otter bitch - Unknown Specimen 2/Otto the Otter
spoop - Unknown Specimen 3/Spooper
Tirsi :3 - Unknown Specimen 4/Tirsiak
PT - Unknown Specimen 5/Lisa
The Security Guard - Monster 1/Security Guard
7/11 - Monster 2/Bodybag
DABABY - Monster 3/Babyface
Logan Paul - Monster 4/Hanged Man
moo moo - Monster 5/Ghost Cow
Crewmate Chicken - Monster 6/Bekka
My Charles? Wormy. - Wormy Charles
SUSperia - Hooked Doll
Joe Kirb - The Clown
Frenzied Torment - Frenzy
Chapter 2: i got 99 problems and specimen 11 is all of them
Summary:
11 makes mistakes
Chapter Text
Server Of The Damned
#general
Joe Kirb
To me, Crazy Taxi is just a NORMAL taxi… #DeepThoughts
gOO
It’s twO Am
Pyramid Head
none of us even get tired
Fourteen
Speak for yourself
TASTE THE BEEF
skill issue tbh
Fourteen
Your sins will catch up to you soon
TASTE THE BEEF
what does that mean
14
14 what does that mean
14 come back online what the fuck are you planning
Crewmate Chicken
lol
TASTE THE BEEF
THIS IS NOT A LOL MOMENT
202.137.119.132
lol
TASTE THE BEEF
FUCK OFF ONE
Neeeerd
Is that a real IP address?
202.137.119.132
Don’t worry about it :)
Neeeerd
I’m choosing to worry about it.
Judas Iscariot
What is the purpose of this server again?
spook
i wanna talk with my buddies! i care about my workers you know?
Fourteen
You laughed and floated away from said workers being eaten by a centipede
TASTE THE BEEF
SHE WENT OFFLINE LMAO
Subject 5
ejoid-o30[pfij0i3dj
My Charles? Wormy.
that’ds grezt bfuudy
House
Hey, chat, what’s up?
gOO
tO bE dEcIdEd
PT
Hi
Joe Kirb
When’s your game coming out
PT
It’s dead, let it go
Joe Kirb
YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA
Neeeerd
*you’re
Joe Kirb
*y’;oirue
Neeeerd
I’m feeling quite hungry today, you know.
Joe Kirb
I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don’t expect to be forgiven.
Logan Paul
I’m suing you
And also Otto
Dumb otter bitch
THE FUCK DID I DO
vore me daddy
what didn’t you do
Red Skull
TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
gOO
stOp spAmmIng It’s gEttIng AnnOyIng
HER
Drama is Brewing
Frenzied Torment
THE CONSTANT PRETENCE OF CHANGE IRRITATES ME
TASTE THE BEEF
These constant pretences of change are Pissing me off
I’m the original Starwalker
202.137.119.132
You Made That Joke Already
Pyramid Head
how are you even typing
202.137.119.132
(:
Logan Paul
Ew
Kill it
Kill it with fire
Tirsi :3
What would fire do?
Logan Paul
…it’s cardboard
Tirsi :3
That doesn’t help.
Logan Paul
Cardboard burns
Tirsi :3
Oh really?
Logan Paul
How did you not know this
Tirsi :3
I wasn’t taught.
TASTE THE BEEF
ringu you gotta start using that classroom for actual teaching
Neeeerd
Yes, but I couldn’t help with Tirsiak’s problems.
Pyramid Head
why not
it’s a classroom
you know stuff
Neeeerd
It’d be unethical to date one of my students.
I’m sure you can guess which came first.
202.137.119.132
don’t worry everyone likes sexy teacher roleplay
gOO
why wOUld yOU REspOnd wIth thAt
202.137.119.132
are you going to punish her ringu
Pyramid Head
muting you
congrats ringu and tirsi!
TASTE THE BEEF
This does bring a tear to my eye.
well done on getting the deer booty
7/11
so this is the ramifications of political lesbianism
TASTE THE BEEF
bro’s onto nothing
Red Skull
TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
Neeeerd
I hate you all.
Fourteen
Oh shit I’m happy for you guys
Ringu you can have admin
Neeeerd
Two exceptions.
Three, including Bab.
TASTE THE BEEF
wait am i not included
Neeeerd
God, no.
TASTE THE BEEF
alright get admin taken away
Neeeerd
I did what I needed to.
Ringu’s Property <3
O_o*
<3
TASTE THE BEEF
tell you what have a nickname change
EAT BABIES?
Eleven.
Do you know what happens when that fire on your head is put out?
TASTE THE BEEF
no?
EAT BABIES?
You’re about to find out.
TASTE THE BEEF
and on that note it’s time to make like every youtuber when honey was revealed to be a scam and run
EAT BABIES?
Running never saved anyone (:
TASTE THE BEEF
wait ringu are you actually mad
EAT BABIES?
3
2
TASTE THE BEEF
OH FUCK
Pyramid Head
shouldn’t we stop them
spoop
hop on voice chat im streaming the fight
Pyramid Head
@ Fourteen HELP
Fourteen
Nah they’ll work it out
Pyramid Head
HELLO?!
14?!
Fourteen
I am not going to helpful until at least 10:00 AM
Pyramid Head
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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Pyramid Head
So
11
What have we learned today?
TASTE THE BEEF
THAT 1 IS A SHIT ASS CUNT
202.137.119.132
Moi?
TASTE THE BEEF
YOU BLOCKED MY ESCAPE YOU FRAGILE FUCKWIT
202.137.119.132
senpai pwease don’t huwt me uWu
EAT BABIES?
You’re next.
202.137.119.132
ERROR 404: I AM LITERALLY IN YOUR WALLS
Fourteen
Can everyone please stop being so tense
spoop
i know how to fix this!
name changing!
7/11
THAT ALMOST GOT 11 KILLED
TASTE THE BEEF
i live on the edge baybeeeeeeeee
spook
yeah but the difference is that if any of you hurt spooper i will send you straight to the afterlife and this time there won’t be any returning.
vore me daddy
ok so you know how you want to be scary
you did it
consider me scared
spook
woohoo!
vore me daddy
ok that kinda killed it
spook
aw
still its a start
spoop
@ House get name changed
Kick Streamer
KICK?!
NOT EVEN TWITCH?
OR YOUTUBE, WHERE I ACTUALLY POST MY VLOGS?
KICK?!
spoop
lol
TASTE THE BEEF
hey @ PT
bring us your game alreayd
You’re not funny
SAD BEEF
well now that’s just sad
spoop
@ Fourteen change your name
Fourteen
No
spoop
welp cant beat that
charles you beat me to it
wine wnner chidkdn divndner
aswomne
Judas Iscariot
Can you please change this? I am not too fond of this name.
SAD BEEF
you’re a backstabber, both literally and metaphorically
it fits
Judas Iscariot
You never learn, do you?
Deer Lord
We should focus on the most important news. Congratulations, Ringu and Tirsiak. May your love blossom and your relationship be fruitful.
Dumb otter bitch
ya conglaturation
EAT BABIES?
Thank you, Deer Lord.
Dumb otter bitch
WHEN I WAS BEING NICE!?
spoop
and deer lord is the last to have a name change!
BDSM God
Why?
Fourteen
‘Your submission is inevitable’
‘Your flesh will sustain my children’
You’re a freak and I don’t just mean appearance
Subject 5
ohdp9oefgo
SAD BEEF
NAH I’M WITH 3 BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK
Pyramid Head
14
are you
feeling ok
Fourteen
One man’s okay is another man’s suicidal
7/11
place your bets on when they’re snapping
directly into my pocket
give me your money
Joe Kirb
I’ll give you money! Here’s some cash for you: https://youareanidiot.cc/
7/11
oh cool
MOTHERFUCKER
Simon says
Ringu i think we might need your school after all
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spook - Spooky
202.137.119.132 - Specimen 1/Cardboard Cutouts
gOO - Specimen 2/Goop
Subject 5 - Specimen 3/Subject 5
EAT BABIES? - Specimen 4/Ringu
Pyramid Head - Specimen 5/Bab
Judas Iscariot - Specimen 6/Ben The Merchant
Giygas - Specimen 7/Wall Of Flesh
BDSM God - Specimen 8/Deer Lord
Red Skull - Specimen 9/Taker
vore me daddy - Specimen 10/Parasitic Alien Lifeform/PAL
SAD BEEF - Specimen 11/Food Demon
Kick Streamer - Specimen 12’s Host/The Old Man/Vlogger From The Notes
Simon says - Specimen 13/Siren
Fourteen - Specimen 14/The Protagonist
HER - Unknown Specimen 1/White Face/HER/Ivan Zanotti
Dumb otter bitch - Unknown Specimen 2/Otto the Otter
spoop - Unknown Specimen 3/Spooper
Ringu’s Property <3 - Unknown Specimen 4/Tirsiak
bring us your game alreayd - Unknown Specimen 5/Lisa
The Security Guard - Monster 1/Security Guard
7/11 - Monster 2/Bodybag
DABABY - Monster 3/Babyface
Logan Paul - Monster 4/Hanged Man
moo moo - Monster 5/Ghost Cow
Crewmate Chicken - Monster 6/Bekka
wine wnner chidkdn divndner - Wormy Charles
SUSperia - Hooked Doll
Joe Kirb - The Clown
Frenzied Torment - Frenzy
Chapter 3: the truth comes out
Summary:
A secret about 6 is revealed.
Chapter Text
Server Of The Damned
#we-are-ga(y)ming
SUSperia
when you think about it my life is like deltarune
Crewmate Chicken
how?
SUSperia
amogus
Crewmate Chicken
hooked doll we need to cure your among us obsession
Judas Iscariot
What even is this ‘Among Us’?
Kick Streamer
A social deduction game focused around space beans doing tasks.
We should play it sometime.
By the way, anyone else notice how Kris disobeys a direct order in Chapter 4? It’s heartwarming to see them gain independence.
Subject 5
lerinf’[wmkflkner
SAD BEEF
thanks for your input
Red Skull
TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO
Fourteen
I’m gonna take an axe to your head again if you don’t stop fucking spamming
vore me daddy
hot
Fourteen
What
vore me daddy
what
EAT BABIES?
What.
Kick Streamer
I see you’re not all big Toby Fox fans. That’s the fastest conversation topic change I’ve seen in this server yet.
SAD BEEF
blame 3
actually no don’t blame 3 3’s awesome
Logan Paul
It really isn’t
SAD BEEF
no i mean the other 3
Subject 5
ifoiugiroiuoip
SAD BEEF
yeah that one
Logan Paul
I thought that was 5
SAD BEEF
no that’s bab
Logan Paul
Then why is it called 5??
SAD BEEF
i’mma be real with you chief, i have no fucking clue
HER
How Sad.
Giygas
dol ta run
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#vent
SUSperia
amogus
we should make this the among us channel
Fourteen
You’re getting timed out
This is
Like
The ONE channel where shitposting is not allowed
SAD BEEF
yeah even i figured that
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#general
202.137.119.132
so we can shitpost as much as we want here cool
did you guys know that in terms of human and pokemon breeding
Fourteen
Do you really want your name to be ‘Vaporean fucker’
202.137.119.132
nah i’m more of an electrode fan
vore me daddy
i’m not even surprised
BDSM God
While we’re here, I would like to discuss something that irritates me.
Many of us were human before… events, correct?
Why were WE the ones turned into this when flat earthers exist?
Surely, they would be the best candidates to be relegated to this job.
Dumb otter bitch
heh heh heh heh
SAD BEEF
timing you out
Dumb otter bitch
NO WAIT I HAVE TEA
Crewmate Chicken
oh, shit, really? spill it, girl!
7/11
feel free to never say those words in that specific order again
Dumb otter bitch
alright
so
i have a fun fact about a certain specimen we all know and hate who ISN’T me
Fourteen
So 11
Joe Kirb
I like 11
Judas Iscariot
I tolerate 11.
SAD BEEF
we’re so barack
like obamna
Judas Iscariot
I retract my previous statement.
Dumb otter bitch
what a coinky dink
this involves you
Judas Iscariot
Wait.
What.
What are you planning on revealing.
gOO
OhOhOhO thIs shOUld bE fUn
Dumb otter bitch
a conversation we were having
the conversation that convinced me to unfriend him
vore me daddy
something so pathetic that it led to the friendless guy deciding to unfriend you?
Dumb otter bitch
well that and some of the other stuff he did
Judas Iscariot
And you dare christen me as ‘Judas Iscariot’.
spoop
what you get for being a traitor
HER
I want to Hear the Fun Part
Dumb otter bitch
drumrolls please!
Simon says
No
Dumb otter bitch
alright fair
anyway 6 is a flat earther lol
Judas Iscariot
What a pathetic reveal.
You’ve really only made more of a mockery of yourself by revealing your position as a round Earth delusionist.
SAD BEEF
PFFT HAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY
Judas Iscariot
Yes, mock this cretin.
vore me daddy
AYO WTF
202.137.119.132
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLICATED JOKE I’D DO BUT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT?!
EAT BABIES?
Maybe I do need to open up that school.
Judas Iscariot
And now you see, Otto, just how foolish your position is.
7/11
AND HE’S DOUBLING DOWN
Judas Iscariot
But he hasn’t said anything?
moo moo
Mods boo this guy he’s more pathetic than the resident punching bag
Judas Iscariot
I was under the impression that the otter was the punching bag, though I suppose 11 deserved it more until now.
Fourteen
How STUPID do you have to be to think the world is flat in the year of our lord TWENTY TWENTY FIVE
Judas Iscariot
14, you, too, subscribe to this delusion?
BDSM God
It is a magnificent day when someone has proven themselves worse than Otto.
Judas Iscariot
How DARE you all mock me. How DARE you. I am the best specimen here, and clearly, the only smart one. You dare mock me for acknowledging the truth?
SAD BEEF
BRO YOU’RE GENUINELY AN IDIOT
otto i’m gonna have to change your nickname
Secret Exposer
situational but who cares
Judas Iscariot
Silence yourself, you robotic rodent retard. You can keep your delusions to yourself, rather than spreading them across the entire mansion like this.
Fourteen
OK no we’re not having that
You can’t use slurs that you can’t claim
SAD BEEF
we’re literally all murderers
Fourteen
Yeah but we’re indiscriminate murderers
SAD BEEF
point taken
Judas Iscariot
You all truly believe the Earth is round? Are you all, potentially, mentally incapacitated? Or even outright deranged?
Kick Streamer
To be fair, I don’t kill children. Now you, you fit deranged.
7/11
what job have you been doing this whole time
Kick Streamer
Children don't come here too often.
Judas Iscariot
There is simply no way for the Earth to be round.
Secret Exposer
see none of us know what you’re talking about BECAUSE IT FUCKING IS
Ringu’s Property <3
But Ben told me it wasn’t round
He was very clear on that
Fourteen
You gotta be kidding me
You’ve been spreading this shit as well?
Judas Iscariot
No more than the VIRUS you all clearly have, the MIND VIRUS, that fools you into believing in the notion of a ‘round Earth’. It is NOT. And if one more person mocks me, I will HUNT YOU DOWN.
Fourteen
You are one of the weakest specimens here
EAT BABIES?
I could take you.
But really, I should educate you, except you would rather bathe in your own ignorance. It must be nice, living in your own little lie, mustn’t it, Benjamin?
SAD BEEF
AND HE’S GONE OFFLINE LMAO
Kick Streamer
What in Sam Hill did I just witness?
Simon says
We’re unsure
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Crewmate Chicken
hey guys guess what
EAT BABIES?
What?
Crewmate Chicken
…
Crewmate Chicken is typing…
EAT BABIES?
Is something wrong? Did the brain break out again?
Fourteen
Yeah is there an issue going on?
Because if so I will deal with it
Judas Iscariot
I am interested in learning which problem was so urgent that you felt the need to make us play your inane guessing game.
Crewmate Chicken
…
guess
Frenzied Torment
THE DOLL WAS HURT? DID SOMEONE HURT ONE OF MY BABIES?
Fourteen
I keep forgetting that’s what you call the husks
Crewmate Chicken
no
Judas Iscariot
Go on, tell us what.
Crewmate Chicken
…
chicken butt
-----
spoop
how did you get the worst combination of people to do that joke with
Fourteen
I mean I found it pretty funny
EAT BABIES?
I didn’t.
Judas Iscariot
Me neither.
EAT BABIES?
I was busy laughing at 6’s stupidity.
Judas Iscariot
Do NOT bring this up again.
spook
congratulations, otto! you’re not the punching bag anymore!
Secret Exposer
it feels so… good
Fourteen
Are you going to do anything about 6’s hostility or his general increasing violent tendencies
spook
nah that’s hilarious
Fourteen
I don’t know why I even asked
He didn’t even show up to my training session today
I had to spend time with the baby head
I did not want to spend time with the baby head
SAD BEEF
hey be careful it might see what you’re saying in this chat and get hurt if it learns how to read
202.137.119.132
how it feels to be the only one here with no drama
Pyramid Head
are you ever going to tell us who’s ip that is
202.137.119.132
:)
Crewmate Chicken
i am in immense pain right now
Fourteen
Cool we're not talking about that
Crewmate Chicken
:(
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spook - Spooky
202.137.119.132 - Specimen 1/Cardboard Cutouts
gOO - Specimen 2/Goop
Subject 5 - Specimen 3/Subject 5
EAT BABIES? - Specimen 4/Ringu
Pyramid Head - Specimen 5/Bab
Judas Iscariot - Specimen 6/Ben The Merchant
Giygas - Specimen 7/Wall Of Flesh
BDSM God - Specimen 8/Deer Lord
Red Skull - Specimen 9/Taker
vore me daddy - Specimen 10/Parasitic Alien Lifeform/PAL
SAD BEEF - Specimen 11/Food Demon
Kick Streamer - Specimen 12’s Host/The Old Man/Vlogger From The Notes
Simon says - Specimen 13/Siren
Fourteen - Specimen 14/The Protagonist
HER - Unknown Specimen 1/White Face/HER/Ivan Zanotti
Secret Exposer - Unknown Specimen 2/Otto the Otter
spoop - Unknown Specimen 3/Spooper
Ringu’s Property <3 - Unknown Specimen 4/Tirsiak
bring us your game alreayd - Unknown Specimen 5/Lisa
The Security Guard - Monster 1/Security Guard
7/11 - Monster 2/Bodybag
DABABY - Monster 3/Babyface
Logan Paul - Monster 4/Hanged Man
moo moo - Monster 5/Ghost Cow
Crewmate Chicken - Monster 6/Bekka
wine wnner chidkdn divndner - Wormy Charles
SUSperia - Hooked Doll
Joe Kirb - The Clown
Frenzied Torment - Frenzy

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