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It was barely light outside when Buddy Threadgoode slid into his favorite corner booth at the Whistle Stop Café, his notebook tucked close beside him. From this spot, he had the perfect view of his Aunt Idgie bustling around the place—pouring coffee for the railroad men, hollering orders back to Sipsey and Onzell in the kitchen, and swiping her hand through her short-cropped hair whenever she got flustered. And when she thought nobody was watching, she'd sneak into the kitchen with this secretive look on her face, like she was up to something.
The café wasn't rightly open yet, but that don’t mean much in Whistle Stop. The doors stay unlocked to neighbors who needed their morning coffee, especially if those neighbors operated the train that kept the town alive. The proper breakfast crowd wouldn't arrive for another hour, which suited Buddy just fine. He had observations to record.
He flipped open what he'd come to call his Shadow Book, on account of it being exactly the kind of thing Lamont Cranston would use — his favorite crime fighting detective who would moonlight as The Shadow in his favorite pulp, “The Shadow Magazine” — and these days Buddy fancied himself a detective of sorts.
"You're up awful early for someone who claimed to be deathly tired last night," Aunt Idgie said, appearing out of nowhere and sliding a glass of orange juice toward him. Her eyes narrowed at his open notebook. "That better not be last night's homework."
"It's a project," Buddy replied, closing it real casual-like. "And I couldn't sleep."
That wasn’t exactly a lie. Ever since that day down by the railroad tracks three weeks ago, sleep hadn't come easy to Buddy. That was the day everything had changed—the day Bobby Scroggins had shown up with those photographs from his older cousin, the ones that had the other boys snickering and elbowing each other. Buddy had seen pictures of women before, of course, but never like this. Never two women together, holding hands and kissing like sweethearts.
"That's what they call lesbians," Jimmy Adcock had explained, know-it-all smirk that made him feel about two inches tall. "It's when girls like other girls romantically. Like, they’re sweethearts and all.” The way Jimmy looked at him afterward made his stomach twist up something awful. It felt like Jimmy was nudging him towards a conclusion, one that felt both alien and uncomfortably close when he thought about his Momma and Aunt Idgie. The other boys exchanged glances, and Buddy suddenly felt flushed and confused, like they saw something in his family that he hadn't considered before.
That night, Buddy had lain awake staring at the ceiling, his mind racing with new questions and uncomfortable connections. The way his Momma and Aunt Idgie sat so close together, even on the bleachers at his football games. How they shared looks across the dinner table that seemed to hold entire conversations. How neither of them ever paid any mind to the men who came calling, even though they're the prettiest women in Whistle Stop, far as he was concerned.
It was Peggy who'd given him the idea for the Shadow Book in the first place, a few days after his uncomfortable revelation down by the railroad tracks. They'd been sitting on her front porch steps, shelling peas for her mama while the late afternoon sun cast long shadows across the yard.
"I think my momma and Aunt Idgie might be... you know," he'd finally blurted out after twenty minutes of nervous small talk about school and the upcoming Founder's Day picnic.
Peggy had stopped shelling, a pea frozen between her fingers. "Might be what?"
"Like those women in Bobby's pictures," he'd mumbled, unable to say the word out loud. "The ones who... prefer other women."
He'd figured she’d be shocked, maybe even disgusted. Instead, she had simply nodded thoughtfully, resuming her work on the peas.
"I been wondering when you'd figure that out," she'd said, cool as you please.
He nearly dropped the pea pod he was holding. "You knew?"
"Well, I didn't know know," Peggy had clarified, "but I've seen how they are together. There's something special between them, different from how other ladies act with their friends. Even my mama's noticed it, though she'd never say so directly."
"But that's just it," Buddy had protested. "I don't know. Not for sure. It's just... there's all these little things I've noticed."
"Like what?" Peggy had prompted.
And then it all came pouring out of him. How Momma and Aunt Idgie always made room for each other in every part of their lives. The way they touched, without thinking—Aunt Idgie’s hand on Momma’s back when they walked into a room, or Momma reaching up to fix a loose strand of Aunt Idgie‘s hair when she was reading the newspaper. The way they’d sit on the porch swing late at night, heads tilted toward each other, murmuring softly like there wasn’t anyone else in the world.
“And the way they fight,” Buddy added, voice quieter now, as if confessing something sacred. “It’s like they can’t stand the idea of not being around each other, even when they’re mad. I used to think they were just real close. Like sisters, maybe. But sisters don’t look at each other the way they do.”
Peggy had listened to it all, nodding occasionally, her fingers never stopping their work on the peas. When he finally ran out of steam, she looked up with that practical expression he’d always admired about her.
"You need to write all this down," she'd said decisively. "In a special notebook, like those detective stories you're always reading."
"Write it down?" Buddy had echoed.
"It's what detectives do, isn't it? Collect evidence? That way you'll know for sure, one way or another." She'd leaned closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper that made Buddy's heart flip in his chest. "You could be like that Shadow fella on the radio—keeping track of things no one else notices."
"A Shadow Book," Buddy had murmured, already warming to the idea.
"Exactly," Peggy had nodded, looking pleased with herself. "And once you've got enough evidence, well, then you can decide what to do with it."
The next day, Buddy had used the dollar his Uncle Julian had given him for his birthday to buy a fresh notebook from the drug store, black with unlined pages perfect for detective work. He'd written "THE SHADOW BOOK" on the first page in his neatest handwriting, followed by "PRIVATE - KEEP OUT" in bold letters underneath.
Three weeks later, he'd filled nearly the entire notebook, and he reckoned he had enough evidence to convince a jury, if it ever came to that.
At first, Buddy used the Shadow Book simply to make sense of the confusing feelings stirred up by Jimmy's words and his own observations. He started writing down the little things: a hand pressed to Aunt Idgie’s back as Momma reached past her for something in the kitchen; Momma casually wiping food from Aunt Idgie’s cheek or chin with her thumb; how they pressed against one another whenever they sat next to each other. His initial, clumsy theory leaned towards them hiding something, but after weeks of careful observation, his theory had changed.
It was, of course, Peggy who'd helped him see it differently during one of their walks home from school.
"So, how's your detective work going?" she'd asked, nudging his shoulder with hers. "Found any smoking guns yet?"
Buddy showed Peggy his notebook, filled with meticulous entries. "Look at this," he said. "I got pages and pages of evidence. Things I've been noticing for years, really. Little things, like how Momma always finds an excuse to sit practically on top of Aunt Idgie, even when there's a whole bench free. And then... those shoulder massages." He grimaced. "Aunt Idgie gets Momma all situated between her legs, and Momma leans back and makes these, uh... well, sounds that’s enough to make a fella mighty uncomfortable," he chuckled nervously, shaking his head like he was trying to get the memory out of his mind. "Oh, and then, every morning, Momma kisses Aunt Idgie good morning. Not a quick one, mind you. A real kiss, on the cheek, and it always feels like there's something... something I'm missing."
Peggy had studied his notes carefully. "And you think they're keeping it a secret? From you?"
"Sure seems that way," he'd replied. "Why else would they act different when other people are around?"
Peggy had frowned, considering this. "But do they? Act different when you're not around, I mean? Have you ever caught them, you know..." She'd blushed fiercely. "Kissing or anything?"
"No," Buddy had admitted. "But they're real careful."
"Maybe too careful," Peggy had mused. "My cousin Ellie Mae's got a secret beau. Everybody knows it, even though she thinks nobody does. But sometimes they slip up—hold hands when they think no one's looking, or he'll have her lipstick on his collar. Don't your momma and Aunt Idgie ever slip up?"
Buddy had thought about it. “Last month I caught them slow dancing in the living room to Billie Holiday.”
Peggy raised an eyebrow. “And what did they say when you walked in on that?”
“They said they were ‘practicing for Founder’s Day,’” he muttered. They both snickered. "Yesterday, I saw Aunt Idgie watching Momma all moony-eyed while Momma was arranging flowers. But when Momma turned around, Aunt Idgie pretended she hadn't been looking at all. And last week, Momma kept finding reasons to touch Aunt Idgie's arm while they were talking, but then she got all flustered when Aunt Idgie asked if something was wrong."
Peggy had stopped walking, her eyes widening. "Buddy Threadgoode, you are the densest boy I've ever met. That doesn't sound like two people hiding a relationship from everyone else. That sounds like two people who don't even know they're sweet on each other! If I were that way with you, I'd be frustrated as all get out waiting on you to ask me to the dance."
A flush crept up Buddy's neck, staining his cheeks a hot pink. He suddenly found the sidewalk intensely interesting. Aunt Idgie and Momma? he thought, his mind racing to compare their hesitant touches to the easy way Peggy talked about dances and... well, dates. It was like comparing fireflies to the sun. "Aw, Peggy," he mumbled, scuffing his shoe on the ground. "You know I ain't got no head for dancin’.”
They weren't like Aunt Idgie and Momma, all grown up and... and whatever they were. He and Peggy were just friends. Weren't they? "Besides," he added quickly, changing the subject, "Maybe you're right," he admitted slowly, his gaze drifting back to the sidewalk. "Maybe they just... don't see it."
Walking home alone that evening, Buddy had turned Peggy's words over in his mind, testing them against every memory of Momma and Aunt Idgie together. All these weeks he'd figured they were hiding their relationship from folks, but what if they were hiding their feelings from themselves? It'd explain a heap of things: the way they kept their distance even when they were alone, those almost-touches that never quite crossed some invisible line, the way they'd built a life together that looked for all the world like a marriage, except for the "I do's." The evidence had been there all along, he reckoned—not of some hidden affair, but of something unspoken, maybe even unrecognized by them. Two people who'd somehow managed to create a marriage in every way but name, without ever admitting they were in love. It was both sadder and more beautiful than anything he'd ever imagined.
Indeed, the more he watched them through this new lens, the more convinced he became that his Momma and Aunt Idgie were head over heels for each other—and quite possibly hadn't got a clue, not about themselves nor each other. Maybe they were just too plain blind to see what was staring them in the face. And that left him as the only fella who knew what was what, which made his Shadow Book all the more important. Someone had to document the truth, even if the two people involved couldn't see it for themselves, and what kind of son was he if he didn't try to lead them to the happiness they deserved?
This morning's entry would focus on the Friday pancake ritual—one of Aunt Idgie's most transparent displays of devotion, as far as Buddy was concerned. Lately on Fridays, Momma slept in a little while Aunt Idgie opened the café alone. Then, Aunt Idgie performed the small miracle of making pancakes—the one and only thing she could cook without setting the kitchen on fire or earning Sipsey's wrath. Momma would show up just before the morning rush, her hair neatly pinned, wearing whatever dress made Aunt Idgie's eyes light up brightest, and she’d eat those pancakes like she was dining at the Ritz-Carlton instead of a small-town café in Alabama.
"Your momma should be here soon," she said, pulling Buddy out of his thoughts. "She said she might sleep until opening, but she never does,” she added, trying to sound casual but doing a poor job of it.
Buddy watched her lean against the counter and glance up at the clock. Another entry for the book: Aunt Idgie gets downright nervous on pancake mornings, knowing Momma will be arriving soon.
He sighed. If he had really thought about it all these years, if he'd been paying proper attention, he would have noticed long ago how his Momma and Aunt Idgie were with each other. It wasn't just the Friday pancakes or the way Aunt Idgie tracked the clock when Momma was due to arrive. The signs had been there his entire life, as familiar and unremarkable as the wallpaper in his bedroom.
There were little things, instinctive stuff that said more than any words ever could. Like the way Momma's eyes would get all soft and kinda glowy whenever Aunt Idgie walked into a room. Or how she'd touch Aunt Idgie's arm or shoulder when she was passing by, a touch that'd linger just a hair longer than if they were just regular friends, this casual closeness she probably didn't even notice. A hand at the small of Aunt Idgie's back when they walked together, her fingers brushing the hair at the back of Aunt Idgie’s neck, a thumb just casually wiping a smudge off her cheek. The way Momma would really laugh—like, really laugh—at Aunt Idgie's crazy stories, but she'd just give a polite smile to anyone else's jokes. How Momma would lay out Aunt Idgie's clothes for special occasions, pressing her shirts with extra care, and how Aunt Idgie, who'd argue with the wind if it blew the wrong way, wore those clothes without a peep, seemingly not even realizing she was doin' it 'cause she wanted Momma's approval, not just to avoid a fuss.
And then there were the big things, the patterns that only made sense now that he was lookin' at them through Peggy's eyes: like how Momma had gently but firmly turned down every fella who'd come callin' over the years. Buddy remembered when Mr. Parker, the widower son of Mr. Parker Sr. who owned the hardware store, brought flowers three Sundays in a row. Aunt Idgie hadn't said much, just stood there lookin' thunderous while Momma politely accepted the bouquets, her hands clenching and unclenching at her sides like... like a dog guarding its bone, maybe without even asking herself what exactly she was guardin’. And when Reverend Scroggins' handsome brother visited? Momma was polite but distant, later telling Aunt Idgie —in that same soft, reassuring voice she used with him when he was scared of thunderstorms—that there was nothing for her to worry her head about, because she already had everything she wanted right here. Now he wondered if Momma herself fully understood how much Aunt Idgie needed that reassurance, or if Aunt Idgie recognized her own fierce possessiveness for what it truly was.
And if Momma's feelings were clear, Aunt Idgie's were written across her face in bold letters for anyone with eyes to see. The woman who could bluff her way through a high-stakes poker game with the railroad men couldn't hide a thing when it came to his mother.
It was in the way Aunt Idgie changed completely when Momma walked in. She'd kind of straighten up, not like a soldier exactly, but like she wanted to look her best. All that restless energy she usually had, pacing and fidgeting, would just... vanish, and she'd move real careful, like Momma was the only thing she could see. Or how she'd bring Momma home these little presents—a shell, a feather, some berries—acting all casual, but he could tell she'd gone to a lot of trouble to find them. And Momma treated every single one like it was gold, probably only seeing that Aunt Idgie was thoughtful, not utterly devoted.
He finally understood why Aunt Idgie was always circling around Momma, like she was stuck in her orbit, always finding some excuse to be close. Refilling her coffee cup before it was half-empty, bringing her a sweater before she could murmur about a chill, hovering with a subtle protectiveness whenever strangers lingered too long at the counter. And Aunt Idgie pulling Momma's feet into her lap on cold evenings by the fire, rubbing warmth back into them without a word being exchanged — it was so commonplace, in fact, he'd never even thought about how... close it was.
And Lord, the way she'd look at Momma when she thought nobody was lookin'—like Momma was some kind of miracle she couldn't believe was real. If Momma caught her eye, Aunt Idgie would get all flustered, blushing like crazy. The same Aunt Idgie once threw a frying pan at a guy for disrespecting Sipsey would turn downright bashful under Momma's direct gaze. He'd catch her sometimes just staring at Momma across the café, forgetting what she was doing, with this little dreamy smile on her face, lost in a moment she likely couldn't explain even to herself.
Okay, maybe once or twice, he had noticed Aunt Idgie's gaze lingering a bit too long on...well, she was giving Momma the eye, and he'd watch her gaze following Momma's movement with unmistakable appreciation before she'd snap out of it and get real interested in wiping down an already spotless counter, as if startled by her own thoughts. He figured it wasn't the looking, it was the catching herself that screamed 'unacknowledged feelings' to him. Now that he was old enough to recognize that look for what it was—the same look Billy Wilkins got when the Higgins twins walked by in their summer dresses—it made his skin crawl something fierce to catch Aunt Idgie looking at his momma that way. Nobody wants to see that kind of look directed at their mother, but he had to admit it was compelling evidence for his case.
But then he remembered a time, long before he'd understood any of this, when Momma had been singing to herself while doing the dishes in the house. Aunt Idgie had leaned against the kitchen table watching her with such pure, unguarded adoration that Buddy had instinctively stepped out of the room, feeling like he'd intruded on something private. There hadn't been anything improper about that look—just a love so deep and reverent it seemed almost holy. So he supposed it wasn't all gross; sometimes it was almost beautiful, even if he'd rather not think too hard about certain aspects of it.
And then there were the Thursday nights, those sacred evenings Buddy had come to refer to as ‘Date Night’ when he had theater rehearsal and they thought he didn't notice what happened after he came home. How they'd be sitting at the kitchen table in their pajamas, cards laid out but forgotten, mugs of tea growing cold between them as they talked in low voices, their heads bent so close together he could have balanced a book between them. That's why Aunt Idgie let Momma sleep in on Fridays — they stayed up way too late talking and laughing.
As if she knew they were talking about her, Momma stepped through the doorway from the kitchen, pulling him from his thoughts. Her auburn hair was pinned back real neat, and she was wearing that blue dress that makes her eyes look even bluer. She smiled at Buddy first, then her eyes went straight to Aunt Idgie, who was already heading her way with coffee all ready.
"Morning, sweetheart," Momma said, dropping a kiss on the top of Buddy's head as she passed. "You're up early."
"Couldn't sleep," Buddy replied, watching as his momma's fingers brushed against Aunt Idgie's when she took the coffee cup. Neither of them seemed to notice the contact, but Buddy dutifully noted it in his mental log for later.
"Got the batter all ready,” Aunt Idgie said. "Need to pour those pancakes before Sipsey gets here and runs me out with a wooden spoon." She gave Momma's arm a quick squeeze. "You two sit tight. Won't be but a minute."
She hurried off toward the kitchen, a new spring in her step that wasn't there before Momma arrived.
Momma slid into the booth across from him, her eyes following Idgie until she disappeared through the swinging doors. Then she turned to Buddy with a smile that made her eyes crinkle at the corners.
"I hear you got an A on your history test," Momma said, reaching over to straighten his collar. "Mrs. Peterson mentioned it when she came in for lunch yesterday."
Buddy felt his cheeks warm. "Aw, it wasn't nothing special. Just had to remember a bunch of dates and names."
"Well, I'm proud of you all the same," Momma said. "You've always had a good memory for details. That's your granddaddy Jamison coming through, I reckon."
A loud clatter came from the kitchen, followed by what sounded like a metal bowl spinning on the floor. Momma winced.
"Lord have mercy," Momma sighed, though her lips twitched upward. "Your Aunt Idgie, on the other hand, couldn't keep track of her own two feet if they weren't attached. Bless her heart.” A soft expression suddenly crossed Momma's face. "She does try so hard, though," she said quietly, almost to herself.
That was another thing he'd noted in his book—the way Momma seemed to melt a little whenever she talked about Aunt Idgie's efforts to please her. Don't matter if it's pancakes or wildflowers or fixing the loose step on the porch; Momma acts like Aunt Idgie's just handed her the Crown Jewels.
From the kitchen came the clatter of a pan, followed by Aunt Idgie's voice: "Son of a bitch!”
Momma's eyes rolled skyward, but there was nothing but tenderness in her expression. "That woman is a walking hurricane in any kitchen. Makes no earthly sense how she can turn out those pancakes when she can't so much as crack an egg without wearin' half of it."
Buddy leaned forward conspiratorially. "Sipsey told Big George she comes in fifteen minutes late every Friday on purpose. Says she'd rather scrub twice the dishes than witness 'Miss Idgie's kitchen tornado' firsthand."
"Is that so?" Momma laughed, a warm, genuine sound. "Smart woman, our Sipsey. Though I can't for the life of me understand why Idgie insists on using the café kitchen when we've got a perfectly good stove in the house.”
"Because Sipsey's got the biggest skillet, and because Idgie knows darn well that if she messes up Miss Ruth’s kitchen, she's the one who'll have to clean it up," came Aunt Idgie's voice as she sauntered back to their table, carrying two plates of fresh pancakes, steam rising in fragrant clouds. “Calm down,” Aunt Idgie continued at the disapproving look on Momma’s face, “I clean up after myself in there. And anyway, Sipsey's kitchen has all the right smells already. Makes my pancakes taste better by association."
Buddy noticed how Momma's eyes sparkled when she smiled up at Aunt Idgie. "Is that your secret? And here I thought it was because you make it with love."
"That too," Aunt Idgie winked, pushing Momma’s plate toward her. "Can't reveal all my mysteries at once, Ruth. Got to keep you interested somehow."
"Oh, I think you manage that just fine," Momma said softly, and the look that passed between them made Buddy want to duck his head, especially now he was convinced he knew what it meant. And, come the hell on, Buddy thought, do they not hear themselves? See themselves? Was he the only person with working eyes and ears in this house?
Aunt Idgie settled in next to Buddy, watching Momma cut into the stack of pancakes. “Got that fancy syrup Julian brought back from Vermont," Aunt Idgie said proudly, dipping her finger into a spot on Buddy’s plate where the syrup had pooled. "Been saving it just for today." Buddy swatted at Aunt Idgie’s hand with his fork.
"Idgie Threadgoode, are you trying to spoil me?" Momma asked, lifting a forkful to her lips.
"Maybe I am," Aunt Idgie replied, suddenly shy. She tugged at her collar, which Momma immediately reached over the table to straighten, her fingers lingering just a moment too long.
"Well, it's working," Momma said softly, her eyes never leaving Aunt Idgie's face.
Buddy fought the urge to roll his eyes. How could two people be so obvious and so oblivious at the same time? It defied logic.
A comfortable silence fell between them as Momma and Buddy continued eating their pancakes. Aunt Idgie watched her with that particular expression she only ever wore around Momma—like she was witnessing something rare and beautiful that only she was privileged to see. Buddy made a note to mark it down in his book.
"Don't forget we need to stop by Opal's later," Momma said after a while. "I promised I'd help her with the church bazaar decorations."
Aunt Idgie's face fell. "Today? I thought we were going to Birmingham."
"We can do both," Momma said, in a tone that suggested the matter was settled. "Opal first, then Birmingham. We can be back before Buddy gets home from school.”
"But if we go to Opal's first, she'll rope us into staying all afternoon," Aunt Idgie protested. "You know how she gets to talking, and I got things to do in Birmingham.”
Momma gave her a look. "Idgie."
Just that one word—Idgie—and all bets were off. Buddy looked over at Aunt Idgie and smirked. Henpecked.
Aunt Idgie sighed, all the fight going out of her in an instant. "I'm not letting her measure me for another church pageant costume. Last year she had me dressed as a shepherd and I looked like a damn fool."
"You looked adorable," Momma corrected, patting Aunt Idgie's hand. "And you're definitely getting measured this year. Reverend Scroggins wants you to play Joseph."
"Joseph!" Idgie sputtered. "I am not wearing a fake beard!"
"We'll see," Momma said in that serene way she had that meant Aunt Idgie would absolutely be wearing whatever costume Opal and the Reverend had planned for her.
Buddy watched this exchange with growing amusement. If there was one thing he'd documented extensively in the Shadow Book, it was Aunt Idgie's complete inability to deny Momma anything she wanted. He was certain that come Christmas, Aunt Idgie would be standing in the church nativity scene wearing a full beard and robes, looking miserable but doing it anyway—all because Momma had asked.
"Honey, can you pass the butter?" Momma asked, not looking up from her pancakes.
"Yes?" both Buddy and Aunt Idgie responded simultaneously, neither of them batting an eye at the dual response.
Momma didn't miss a beat, simply pointing at Buddy with her fork. "This honey," she clarified, a small smile playing at her lips. "You're on coffee duty, Idgie."
"Always am," Aunt Idgie replied easily, already reaching for the coffee pot. She topped off Momma's cup without being asked, their routine so practiced that they moved around each other like dancers.
Buddy made another mental note for his book: Both respond to "honey" from Momma without surprise. Happens so often they don't even notice anymore. More proof they've fallen into the patterns of a couple without even realizing it. Jesus, they're practically married and don't even know it.
The bell above the door jingled, and Buddy looked up to see Opal herself bustling in, already talking before she'd fully entered the café.
"Ruth! There you are. I've been looking all over for you. I've got the most wonderful idea for the Christmas pageant this year. We're going to have real animals—well, not real animals, but children dressed as animals. Little Burt Wittson is going to be a donkey, and—oh! Good morning, Buddy—and I was thinking we could have the backdrop painted to look like Bethlehem, but with the Whistle Stop water tower in the distance. Wouldn't that be just divine?"
She slid into the booth next to Momma without waiting for an invitation, her eyes bright with excitement.
"Good morning, Opal," Momma said, with far more patience than Buddy would have managed. "That sounds lovely."
"It's going to be! And wait until you see the costumes I've designed. Ninny Threadgoode is helping me with the sewing, bless her heart. She's got the steadiest hands I've ever seen."
As she went on, Buddy whispered under his breath. "Let me know how that beard fitting goes, Aunt Idgie. Maybe they can make you one that matches your personality. All prickly-like."
Aunt Idgie narrowed her eyes at him. "I ain’t goin’!” she replied in an angry whisper. “And I sure as hell ain’t gonna be prancin’ around in no pageant!”
"Sure you will. Momma will give you that look, and you'll give in. Cluck cluck cluck."
Aunt Idgie's jaw dropped. "Are you calling me henpecked, Buddy Threadgoode?" She glanced quickly to make sure Momma was still occupied with Opal before leaning in. "You watch your damn mouth, you little cuss!” she hissed, walloping him on the shoulder hard enough to sting.
Buddy just grinned, not the least bit intimidated. The truth stung worse than the smack, and they both knew it.
“Idgie!” Opal said. “I’ve got the perfect costume picked out for you! We’ll need to do some alterations, I think, but it’ll work out mighty fine I believe.”
“Oh, thanks, Opal, but I won’t be participating this year.”
Opal turned Momma with a raised eyebrow, clearly expecting her to intervene.
"Actually, Opal," Momma said smoothly, "I was just telling Idgie that we'd be stopping by your place this afternoon to help with those decorations you mentioned. We can look at the costume then. Around two o'clock?"
"Oh, that would be perfect!" Opal clapped her hands together. "And Idgie, I've got all those heavy boxes of ornaments in the attic, and these old bones of mine aren't what they used to be."
There was a beat of silence. And then came the look.
The look was one of Buddy’s first entries into the Shadow Book. Momma had a special way of looking at Aunt Idgie that Buddy had come to recognize as her secret weapon. Whenever she really wanted something—whether it was Aunt Idgie fixing the leaky faucet or driving all the way to Birmingham for a special ingredient—Momma would transform right before his eyes. Her shoulders would soften, her chin would dip slightly, and then it came: her head tilted just so, eyes wide and shining as she looked up at Idgie through her long eyelashes.
"Idgie," she'd say, her voice going all honey-sweet murmur, nothing like her usual practical tone, "I was wondering if you might..." And whatever came next, Buddy knew Aunt Idgie was already defeated.
It honestly funny to watch—Aunt Idgie would freeze mid-motion, like a deer that’s just heard a twig snap. She'd swallow hard, her usual confidence evaporating as a flush crept up her neck. Sometimes she'd try to fight it: "Now, Ruth, I was planning to..." But it never lasted. One more glance through those lashes, perhaps paired with Momma’s fingers lightly touching Aunt Idgie's wrist, and Aunt Idgie would cave entirely.
"Well, I suppose I could," she'd inevitably concede, trying to sound put-upon but unable to hide how eager she was to make Momma happy.
What was really interesting is that Momma seemed to reserve this power for special occasions. She didn't break it out for everyday things, only when something really mattered to her. And there was always that tiny, satisfied smile afterward—so quick you'd miss it if you weren't looking—that told Buddy she knew exactly what she was doing.
And so Buddy watched as Momma fixed her with the look, and Aunt Idgie held out for approximately three seconds before her shoulders slumped in defeat.
"Yes," she said, with the resignation of a woman marching to her own execution. "I'll be there."
Momma's face softened into a smile that lit up the room, and Buddy watched as Aunt Idgie visibly melted under the warmth of it.
"Wonderful!" Opal said, oblivious to the silent exchange. "And don't you worry, Idgie. I've got a much better costume in mind for you this year. Very dignified. Joseph was a carpenter, you know, and I've always thought you had nice, strong hands."
Buddy had to bite his lip to keep from laughing at the look of horror that crossed Aunt Idgie's face. But when Momma reached across the table and squeezed Aunt Idgie's hand, that look was replaced by something else entirely—a mixture of resignation and devotion that Buddy recognized all too well.
“Cluck cluck cluck,” he whispered, walloping Aunt Idgie back once Momma let go of her hand.
——
When Buddy got home from school that afternoon, he knew something was different before he even pushed through the café door. The usual afternoon lull was in full swing, with only a couple of tables occupied by railroad men nursing coffee and pie. His momma was at the counter, fussing with the potato chips and pig skins like they'd done something to offend her, while Aunt Idgie was on her knees scrubbing vigorously at something on the floor beneath one of the tables, muttering cuss words under her breath as she worked.
What struck Buddy immediately was that they'd both changed clothes since breakfast. Aunt Idgie had abandoned her usual button-up and suspenders for a clean pair of overalls and a white undershirt, her hair sticking up at odd angles as like somebody’d towel-dried. Momma looked even more transformed—her hair was down and still kinda wet at the ends, and she was wearing that white dress with the blue flowers on it.
But the truly suspicious thing—the detail that set alarm bells ringing in Buddy's mind—was how they wouldn't look at each other. Every time Momma turned in Aunt Idgie's direction, Aunt Idgie would start scrubbing like her life depended on it. And whenever Aunt Idgie glanced toward the counter, Momma would get real interested in arranging those potato chips just so. It was downright bizarre for them – usually they can't take their eyes off each other, whether they know it or not.
It wasn't like they were mad at each other or anything. It was different – like they were both super aware of where the other one was but scared to look directly at 'em. Like touching a hot stove and jumping back. Something had definitely happened.
"Hey," Buddy said, dropping his schoolbag on a chair. "What happened to y'all?"
"How was your day, sweetheart?" Momma asked, still not looking up from her task, while Aunt Idgie just grunted from her position on the floor.
"Fine. But what happened to you? Why do you both look like you've been through the wringer?"
Momma let out this weird squeaky laugh that was half embarrassed and half trying not to bust out laughing. "Why don't you ask Aunt Idgie how her day was?" Her voice pitched unnaturally high, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter.
Buddy looked over at Aunt Idgie, waiting for her to spill it, but she was attacking some spot on the floor like it had personally insulted her.
"Well, it was a regular ol' picnic in the park," she finally said, all sarcastic, giving Momma a quick look before going back to her scrubbing.
Momma had her hand over her mouth trying not to laugh, and Buddy caught Aunt Idgie watching her before she jerked her eyes back to the floor.
"What happened?" Buddy persisted.
"I thought I'd be nice and help out today," Aunt Idgie said, which earned another snort from Momma. "Mind yourself, Ruth," she added, finally sitting back on her heels and pointing a soapy brush in Momma's direction, though he could see she was fighting a smile.
When Aunt Idgie turned back to him, he gave her his best "you're in trouble" face – the same one Momma gives her all the time.
"Fine, I'll tell you." Aunt Idgie rolled her eyes and dropped her scrub brush in the bucket beside her. "After I got back from that ridiculous beard fitting at Opal’s, I figured I'd done my duty for the day."
“Did she try on a beard?” he asked Momma, already starting to grin.
“She tried on several beards,” Momma confirmed, and they both laughed.
Buddy leaned against the counter, his expression shifting into a smirk that made Aunt Idgie narrow her eyes at him.
"Idgie was quite the good sport about it, to be fair. Though she did put up a bit of a fuss at first."
"Just a bit?" Buddy echoed, cocking his head toward Aunt Idgie with a look that clearly said I thought you weren't henpecked.
Aunt Idgie's ears turned pink. "It wasn't a big deal," she muttered, shooting Buddy a look that promised retribution later.
"Strange," Buddy mused, tapping his chin thoughtfully. "I seem to recall a very different sentiment at breakfast."
"I changed my mind," Aunt Idgie said through gritted teeth.
"After Momma gave you that special look of hers?" Buddy asked, all wide-eyed innocence.
Momma's interest was clearly piqued now. "What special look are you referring to, Buddy?"
"Nothing," Aunt Idgie said quickly, but her panicked eyes told Buddy she knew exactly what he was referencing—the ‘secret weapon’ look that he'd documented so carefully in his Shadow Book.
"Oh, you know," Buddy replied vaguely, making brief eye contact with Aunt Idgie before mimicking a chicken pecking with his hand where only she could see it. "Just that look Momma gets when she really wants something."
Aunt Idgie's face flushed deep red, and Buddy had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing. Some victories were too sweet to pass up, especially after the shoulder walloping he'd received that morning.
"So what’s the beard have to do with all this?” he asked, deciding to show mercy at last.
“Not a damn thing,” Aunt Idgie muttered, making her way over to join them.
"You know how Opal gets once she sets her mind to something," Momma said with an understanding smile. "Poor Idgie couldn't escape for nearly two hours."
"It felt like an eternity," Aunt Idgie groaned.
"I know, honey,” Momma said, “though I might have accidentally made it worse."
"Might have?" Aunt Idgie's eyebrows shot up. "Every time I thought we were finished, you'd chirp up with 'Oh, but Opal, I don't think Idgie's tried the curly one yet' or 'Wouldn't a shepherd's crook complete the look?'"
Momma's eyes sparkled with barely contained laughter. "I was being supportive.”
"You were being ornery is what you were being," Aunt Idgie muttered, though there wasn't any real heat in her voice. She turned back to Buddy. "Anyway, we get back here, and your momma says we're too late for Birmingham now. Just like I said would happen,” she said, her voice getting louder and her eyes looking pointedly at Momma. “So I figured I might as well make myself useful."
"So she decided to make fried green tomatoes," Momma added, her voice dropping to a stage whisper like she was sharing a confidential horror story. "Without asking Sipsey. Without any experience. Without any sense."
"I've seen Sipsey make them a thousand times!" Aunt Idgie said. "Slice tomatoes, dip in egg wash, coat in cornmeal mixture, fry until golden. How hard could it be?"
"Turns out," Momma said dryly, "quite hard indeed."
"I didn't know the oil had to be a certain temperature," Aunt Idgie admitted. "Or that you had to salt the tomatoes first to draw out moisture. Or that the cornmeal needed seasoning."
"Or that food generally tastes better if it's not burnt on the outside and raw inside," Momma added helpfully.
Aunt Idgie shot her a look of mock betrayal. "I made them with love."
"Love is not a magic ingredient that can salvage burnt rubber, Idgie Threadgoode."
"So when Momma told you they weren’t good," Buddy prompted, sensing there was more to the story, "you what? Just accepted her critique gracefully?"
Both women exchanged a quick glance and immediately looked away, Momma pressing her lips together to suppress a laugh while Aunt Idgie suddenly became very interested in the floorboards.
"Not... exactly," Aunt Idgie said carefully.
"Your Aunt Idgie," Momma explained, "has never taken criticism well. Not from anyone, not ever. So when I suggested perhaps cooking wasn't her true calling—"
"She didn't 'suggest' anything," Aunt Idgie interrupted. "What she said was, and I quote, ‘they’re terrible.’”
"I was being honest!"
"You were being mean," Aunt Idgie countered, though her eyes betrayed her amusement. "After I spent all morning playing dress-up for Opal, then tried to help out—"
"By making inedible food—"
"By making food with character," Aunt Idgie corrected primly. "So naturally, I felt you needed a little... cooling off."
It was like watching a ping-pong match, Buddy thought, the way they were going back and forth. They'd completely turned toward each other now, their knees touching, all that earlier awkwardness forgotten as they got caught up in arguing.
Momma looked at Buddy. “Anyway, your Aunt Idgie decides that starting a food fight is the appropriate response.”
Buddy's jaw dropped. "A food fight? In the café? With customers?"
"Grady made everyone leave," Aunt Idgie said, not looking the least bit repentant. "Said we were creating a public disturbance."
"It was her fault," Momma insisted, pointing at Aunt Idgie. "She started it with the water."
"And you finished it with the egg down my shirt," Aunt Idgie countered.
"Only after you dumped batter in my hair!"
As they kept bickering, Buddy noticed something telling: whenever one of them mentioned touching the other – Aunt Idgie throwing flour at Momma's face, Momma cracking an egg on Aunt Idgie – they'd both kind of stutter for a second, their voices changing. He figured whatever happened during that food fight had crossed some line they usually didn't cross, he thought confidently, and now they were all jumpy about it.
"Looked like a tornado hit that kitchen," Grady said, coming up behind them. Buddy hadn't even noticed him enter the café. "Almost had to arrest them for disorderly conduct. They had food plastered across each other like wallpaper." Looking closer, Buddy noticed Grady had a giant chocolate icing stain all over his front.
"It took hours to clean up," Ruth said, sobering slightly. "Sipsey about had our guts for garters when she saw the kitchen."
"Not to mention cleaning ourselves up," Aunt Idgie said, her voice dropping a notch. "I had flour in places flour was never meant to be."
There it was—why they were so awkward now. After they got all messy, they must've had to help each other clean up, probably in the small bathroom at the house. That would mean close quarters, maybe helping with buttons, washing stuff out of each other's hair. He pictured Momma wiping batter off Aunt Idgie's face, or Aunt Idgie's fingers running through Momma's wet hair to get egg out. No wonder they couldn't look at each other.
"Oh you big baby, do you know how hard it is to get egg yolk out of your hair?" Momma said, though her tone had softened. "Plus I had food smeared all down my front, I don't think it'll ever come out of my dress."
"Egg yolk is good for your hair. Makes it all shiny and soft. It's what the Egyptians did," Aunt Idgie replied with mock authority.
As they kept going back and forth about who started what, he stopped listening to their words and just watched how they were acting, which was way more interesting to him anyway. He felt he could’ve filled at least three pages in his Shadow Book just from this conversation. Even though they were arguing, they kept sliding closer to each other. Momma was leaning against the counter right in front of where Aunt Idgie was standing, and they were turned toward each other even though they kept pretending not to look at each other. Momma's hand kept ‘accidentally’ touching Aunt Idgie's arm every few seconds, and Aunt Idgie kept sneaking these quick peeks at Momma's face before looking away real fast, like she was afraid Momma might catch her looking.
The way Momma's hand kept moving from Aunt Idgie's arm to her knee and back again was just how Momma always was—she touched everybody. But jeez, Aunt Idgie was different about it, he thought. For someone who practically jumped away if anybody else in town so much as brushed against her, she was practically melting into Momma's touch, sort of turning toward it like a cat. And even though Aunt Idgie hardly ever touched people, she had her arm stretched out behind Momma's chair—not hugging her or anything obvious—but he could see her thumb touching Momma's shoulder and making these tiny circles whenever Momma talked. And if Momma shifted even a little bit, Aunt Idgie would move her whole body to keep that thumb right where it was. Like she'd die if they weren't touching or something. It was both fascinating and kind of embarrassing to watch, if he was being honest.
The weird thing was, seeing them like this—all touchy and giving each other these looks—didn't gross him out like it should've. Not like when he walked in on Tommy Miller and Sarah Beth Hayes behind the gym last month, which made him want to vomit and run away at the same time. But with Momma and Aunt Idgie, it just seemed... right. Like that's how they were supposed to be. They were just Momma and Aunt Idgie, the way they'd always been, the center of everything in his life.
He didn't think it was worth pointing out how their story had more holes than Aunt Idgie's fishing nets. Like, if it was a real food fight, why was there so much smearing food on each other instead of throwing it? Or why Aunt Idgie suddenly got this burning desire to cook when everybody in three counties knew she'd rather clean outhouses than step foot in a kitchen voluntarily. The holes in their story just made his case stronger— this ‘food fight’ wasn't just them being silly, it was a twisted kind of flirting, a way of showing affection under the guise of horseplay: Aunt Idgie, all hurt because Momma said her cooking stunk, throwing flour at her—not because she was mad, but because she wanted to see Momma laugh instead of being all disappointed. And Momma—who was usually so proper you'd think she had a broom handle for a spine—just letting loose and throwing stuff right back. Bet they forgot themselves completely, all their usual rules going right out the window in a big mess of flour and eggs.
And as Buddy watched them continue their affectionate bickering, still carefully avoiding direct eye contact even as they gravitated closer together, he thought that perhaps this avoidance was the strongest proof for his theory. Because you don't avoid looking at somebody unless you're afraid of what you might see, or what feelings might accidentally show in your own eyes —a line he mentally noted for his Shadow Book, feeling rather pleased with himself for the poetic insight.