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JONATHAN WALKER HAS CREATED A GROUP CHAT WITH: Jonathan Walker, Ava Starr, James Barnes, Alexei Shostakov, Robert Reynolds, Yelena Belova
JONATHAN WALKER HAS NAMED THE GROUP: “The New Avengers”
Jonathan Walker
Hi all. I made this group chat so we can have easy contact with each other.
Robert Reynolds
hi
Alexei Shostakov
HELLO.!
Ava Starr
Why is he screaming?
Yelena Belova
more importantly why are we using our long government names
it’s weird and i don’t like to call bob “robert”
Jonathan Walker
Fine.
JONATHAN WALKER HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “John”
John
Happy?
Yelena Belova
almost
YELENA BELOVA HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Yelena”
ROBERT REYNOLDS HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Bob”
AVA STARR HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Ava”
ALEXEI SHOSTAKOV HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Alexei”
JAMES BARNES HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Bucky”
Yelena
better now
Bob
^
Yelena
bob agrees with me
Ava
Bob always agrees with you
Yelena
he does not
Bob
i don’t
Alexei
YOU JUST AGREED WITH HER’!
John
Can you stop yelling please?
JOHN HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Walker”
Yelena
that’s more accurate i think
Walker
FINE. If we’re doing nicknames…
BOB HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Bobby”
Bobby
:(
BOBBY HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Bob”
Walker
Whatever.
Alexei
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP YELLING
Yelena
hold on
okay i had to show him what caps lock was
Alexei
I am understanding this now.
THE GROUP NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “The nEw Avengerz”
BUCKY HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “The Winter SoldiEr”
Alexei
I understand it yes(
The Winter SoldiEr
What is going on
Why am I called
THE WINTER SOLDIER HAS BEEN CHANGED TO “Bucky”
Alexei
Ah the winter soldier has been DEFEATEF
Bucky
Not the Winter Soldier
Alexei
That is what the winter soldier would say’!
Bucky
Walker what’s up with this group chat anyways
Walker
It just makes sense to have one. It’s practical if we all need to talk to each other
Ava
I can talk to you whenevrr
I’m in your walls
Walker
IT’S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU LITERALLY COULD BE IN MY WALLS
Bob
i would also like her not to be in my walls
Ava
I wouldn’t go in your walls Bob I promise
Walker’s my current target
Walker
WHY
Ava
You’re the easiest to scare
Remember when you were afraid of Bob
Bob
:(
i’m sorry please don’t be afraid of me
Walker
I was NOT afraid of Bob
I wasn’t afraid of you Bob I just didn’t like suddenly being on the edge of falling down an elevator shaft
Bob
oh
Bucky
What?
Yelena
oh it was a whole thing
you missed it
Bucky
I missed Walker almost dying?
Bob
yeah :( i’m sorry
Bucky
I’m sorry I wasn’t there to finish the job
Walker
BARNES.
Bucky
WALKER.
Walker
BARNES.
Bucky
WALKER.
Yelena
okay you two break it up
Bob
you should 1v1 each other it's kind of tense
Bucky
We already did. I won
Walker
DID NOT
Bucky
Did TOO
Bob
but we’d be there this time to watch
Yelena
BOB DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM
Bob
they want to fight i’m just trying to give them a controlled space to do so
it's like having a healthy space to express your emotions
Alexei
AHA! Bob and Yelena did NOT AGREE WITH EACH OTHER!!b!
Ava
Oh my god
Im surrounded by idiots
Bob
:(
Ava
Not you
Bob
:)
Ava
Im surprisingly on board with the idea
Yelena
noooo
besides it’ll be unbalanced with bucky’s arm
Bob
walker has a taco though that might even things out
Walker
IT’S NOT A TACO
Ava
It’s totally a taco
Alexei
IT IS A TAKO!!!
Yelena
it is a taco
Walker
WHATEVER
Walker
Taco or not, I would win
Bucky
You wouldn’t.
Bob
hear me out
Yelena
bob no
Ava
Bob yes
Bob
yelena you told me i needed to do things that would bring me joy in life
no matter how small it is
Yelena
fuck
i did say that didn’t i
Alexei
YOu did.,
Ava
I was there
Walker
I was there too.
Bucky
So was I
Walker
Nobody asked Bucky
Bucky
Well nobody asked you either
Walker
BARNES
Bucky
WALKER
Walker
BARNES
Bucky
WALKER
Bob
reynolds!
doesn’t have the same punch to it i guess
Ava
It’s because you said your own last name
Bob
oh
STARR
Ava
There we go
Yelena
did anybody hear a crash just now
Ava
Yes
Bob
i have headphones on
Walker
Yes
Yelena
WHERE’S ALEXEI
Alexei
Do not worry daughter)! I am setting up a great big gladiator battle arena for JohnWal ker to fight the Winter Soldier
Yelena
HE TOOK THE METAL TABLE FROM THE HALLWAY
WHERE DID HE PUT IT
Bob
idk
Yelena
bob.
Bob
the training facility downstairs
Ava
When’s the fight?
Bob
idk
Ava
Bob
Bob
9:00 after dinner maybe
Bucky
We’re not fighting.
Walker
We are. I need you to understand that I’m stronger than you
Bucky
I don’t need to fight you to know who’s stronger
Alexei
THEN FIGHT FOR GLORY
Bob
what he said!!!
Bucky
Fine
Walker
Good. See you at 9:00
Yelena
no
not to the fighting i know i can’t stop that from happening but you will see him at 6:00
for DINNER. that we are all eating TOGETHER. TONIGHT.
Ava
I have a thing
Bob
:(
Ava
Fine I can come
Bob
YAY!
what’s for dinner again?