Chapter 1: Bloody rose reunion tour
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Dear Diary, My stupid dad made me write in this for my mental health or whatever. Jokes on him though I just saw him receive something in the mail and he looked absolutely flabbergasted.
He decided to invite uncle Ron and aunt Hermione (euughhh, I have to see rose) bye on the bright side he also called the Malfoys over (yayyyy Scorpius) oh shit wait rose and Scorpius are gonna be in the same room.
What ever dad started getting nervous about his singing abilities. Is he gonna perform teenage dream in concert or some shit.
Omg omg omg sweetie I mean Scorpius is here. Rose is here too I guess, Draco just looked at the letter and nearly busted. What the heck?
He’s like Harry WE HAVE TO GO
Dad agreed Said something about knocking up and needing to confront someone.
Anyway mom said he can go, she agrees with both Draco and Harry about needing to confront someone and said someone being cute? She’s not going with them though she wasn’t in the band?(what?) and she wants to become a more prominent journalist. And would prefer to report on things in Britain.
Auntie said she couldn’t go to America because of the ministry. Uncle doesn’t care about his ‘supposed ex’ or ‘damn yanks’
Dad decided to show us what was making him tweak like crazy
BLODIE GOFFIK ROS BACJ IN CINRT IN CONE ILAND Fr JUS (1! NITE
WINRTS ENOMY VAMPIR DAKU AND YHE OTERS
TEY WILB HAVE ONR PETFORMABE IN PTYE PARK PHAMTASMA
AFYER THE GOFFIK STUP SHOW
TILETS START AT LIKE A LOU OF MONE
-Mr.E
Albus shut his journal and said,
“DAD CAN I PLEASE COME WITH YOU TO CONEY?”
Chapter 2: Onlu 4 her
Notes:
Weed heheh
Happy belated goth day apparently :P
Also enjoy
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On coney island it was the first day of the season. The park was to open up to the public. And standing there to welcome everyone was someone wearing a button up, a black vest, black pants, a ringleader jacket with skulls and lace designs, and male dress shoes.
“How lame, did these prepz not think about my performance?” Willow chuckled
She was standing near a gate similar to the ones you see on unused medieval castles.
She opened the park to the public.
Willow sighed, ”Well bitch, since it’s only 4 you”
Phantasma opens for the summer!
They truly have something for everyone to enjoy like restaurants, concerts, funhouses, mechanic volcanoes.
They have wonders brought from around the world along with crystal fountains and grand pavilions.
Enjoy the sights, the smells, and the romance.
Ride the wonder wheels and carousels.
Visit the gardens, arcades, and marble colonnades.
Experience the rides, shows, and gambling.
We have an exclusive interview from the emcee of the park.
‘So like the bitch who runs the park has like this sexah mask.’
‘We totes have like a bajillion things like ballrooms, steeplechases, casinos, casinos, museums, concert halls, and a shooting range.’
-Britney
For those with more earthbound and sinful tastes there is the strip show Bloody Nipple 666.
It has a plethora of delectable dancers
They mentioned some lacivious remarks towards the celebrities and millionaires in this exclusive club
And with her beautiful hair and absolutely glowing they gave us some details on Da U no Wut Gorl
Da U no Wut Gorl vocalized a season of fun and ballyhoo and making sure to dazzle and delight day and night, making the patrons feel special by singing only for them
Da U no Wut Gorl gave a slutty serenade about living a facade and being surrounded by smoke and noise
And how someone sounds pure and unearthly Saying that without them. Time crawls by, moments creep, They lose sleep and seasons fly. Counting the days until they see them. And dreaming that they are there. Holding the air as time runs dry. Tells about how their broken soul aches and how they miss their music. They let their hopes and dreams pass since without their lover they’re halfway real.
Along with the promises of herself being only for one person just writing this report has me heated.
-Britney
After the show Willow went to the weed den, she was also there.
“Whas up bich” Ebony said lighting a blunt
“Hey bae—-stie, uhm wuz the show cool and goffik ” I said shyly.
“Do wuteva u lik” Ebony said high
“D-do you want me to shake more ass?” Willow sai
“BITCH CANt YOU SEE THAT SHES THINKING OF THINGS MORE IMPOTENCE THAN YOU.”Trealwney said in the weed cloud.
“ZOMG TREVLORY SHIT DA FUK UPPPPPPP!!!!!!11” Ebony said, putting her arm around Willow.
Willow was trying to stifle a girl boner but then thought.
“Are you still fixated on him? Cuz if you are you can do better than that that aid ridden loser and his boring wife”
Ebony slapped Willow.
Yomogiu on Chapter 2 Fri 23 May 2025 07:43AM UTC
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