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to be honest, being an idol is hard, every day there is drama, if not from the outside, then definitely from the inside, either a sudden scandal, or a girl claiming to have been impregnated, or some less intelligent little guys claiming to have been bullied.
yeah, never mind, seo hoyun was forced, but he had to face these things whether he wanted to or not.
the problem.
the problem is-
what kind of scandal is written-
[idol Seo Hoyun! exposed to have dated Black call Joo Woosung, and famous actor Min Jihoon!]
like-
WHAT THE FUCK?
no, it's like this- Hoyun is very disturbed, he swears, very disturbed by this article, the main problem is, this- why are these people adding fuel to the fire, dammit?
Whether it's Woosung or Jiheon, they are more famous than Hoyun himself, so what are they doing? As for Woosung, if Hoyun thinks logically, this kid must be bored of not being able to date female idols anymore, right? If so, this asshole can have lot and lots of activity! like- when he go to california to train his dance stat- or anything! just do any fucking thing, but dont disturb him, damnit!!
But then the other problem is, this crazy kid named Min fricking Jiheon.
ah, thinking his name made Hoyun blood boils as hot as the sun.
this kid is literally hold no power about his social media, and then- kaboom! so sudden! this kid upload onstagram story about the scandal and just gave it some laughing- like- he reposted a reels about it, and just add some 'ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ' oh he's so annoying Hoyun feel like he could break a neck that day, lucky him, Jiwon asks him to cook him some food, if not, Hoyun is 1001% positive that he will hunt that asshole and gave him some good beating.
and about the scandal itself! what.the.FUCK?? why does the article writer have the mindset to just- made SOMETHING LIKE THAT?? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??????
thinking about clarifying made Hoyun rethink his choices being a idol, and so, he choose to fucking ignore all the scandal and the propaganda it has, and ciao fucking, fricking adios.
bye fuckers.
but others think differently from Hoyun and do their clarification individually-
for example-
Ichae who was on V-live suddenly opened his phone, then showed Neouls that their schedules were very busy, then said 'our group is so busy that we don't have time to date, especially with people who are also busy, so in my opinion, Hoyun-hyung's scandal is completely baseless' and then wink at Neouls and continue his live like nothing happened- like he didnt gave Neouls more think the theorize-!!
or not, when they were on a variety show, Dajun suddenly stuck to Hoyun and Hoyun immediately pushed Dajun, then Dajun proudly and consciously said 'see! Hyung doesn't like being cuddled by his members! let alone other group members!" and all Hoyun can think when Dajun does thatis to pinch this little shit mouth and smile to the camera, laugh a little before standing up, goes to the smoking room, and smokes, he really need a cigar.
Hoyun doesn't need to talk about Seonghyeon and Jiwon, they're just as crazy, especially Jiwon.
Hoyun could only sigh and then think-
Looks like I actually sold a country in my previous life.
Anyway, after the scandal happened, Hoyun's days were full of grumps, well just think about it, on SNS, Neoul was divided like that, there were those who were neutral, there were those who were happy, there were also... well, those who opposed, wanted the idol for themselves, those fans.
the ones who were really fanatical about it, it made Hoyun get scared.
idol fans being idol fans i guess.
another great day to live.
"ah, fuck, then how am I supposed to continue today's variety show without answering the host's question about this scandal?" Hoyun cursed, his head ringing, he was really dizzy, even though the van seat was comfortable, and the air conditioner was working well as usual.
Jeong Dajun, with his hamster face, glue his arm - again - to Hoyun's arm and showed his 1000 volt smile and said "relax hyung! if the host asks something like that, I'll answer it!" and.. the craziness starts.
Jiwon just chuckled and patted Hoyun's shoulder and said - whatever his expression was, Hoyun wouldn't know and didn't want to know - "haha, you don't need to worry about a silly question like that, I think the manager will tell the variety show department that we are very- very sensitive to such a trash questions like that, right~?" he said and Hoyun noticed that the manager's shoulder just flinched
wow?
"o-of course we've told the host!" the manager said quickly.
If this is the case, Hoyun's life will be peaceful and pleasant, right? that's fine if that's the case.
Spoiler.
Nope, the fucking manager didnt told the host any-fucking-thing.
“woahhh , Seo Hoyun, your face is really something different!” the host said, which Kang Ichae reply with-
“of course! Of course! Hyungs smile is for the neouls~” he teased meanwhile giving the camera a quick wink and sits beside Hoyun, much to Dajun displeased expression.
The host lauughed and claps, the room felt warm, and exciting games for neouls to watch started, only, in the middle of the game, the host gave each member a bottle filled with paper and told the members to take the paper and play partners, Dajun with Ichae, Jiwon with Seonghyeon-
wait, Hoyun with who?
"hyung, who did you get?" asked dajun while holding his paper while hiding his disappointment.
hoyun just stayed still and stared at the paper with a blank, desperate and exasperated look.
jiwon who felt something strange approached hoyun and peeked at the paper- only to see that hoyun was paired with none other than- Black call Joo Woosung.
wow, wow....
jiwon looked at their manager with a 'disappointed' look.
That will be 100% in the video with no editing.
The host smile looks very annoying now, as he spoke loudly, clearly want to show to the future viewer that- “now now! Who did you get! Seo Hoyun-nim!” the host smile is so wide hoyun has the need to make it wider with a scissor, excuse Hoyun intrusive thought.
“its..Joo Woosung..” he said with no energy, and he really felt all his soul just left his body right there and then, because not one second after he said Woosung’s name, the devil himself opened a door just right behind him and put one arm around hoyun's shoulder while waving at the camera.
and hoyun felt it.
hoyun felt the scandal flare up even bigger.
Holy shit.
Fucking hell.
[OH THE HOST KNOW LMAO]
[Woosung opened the door like a fairy, meanwhile hoyun is staring at the floor like he’s losing his life ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[WOOYUN NATION WOKE UPPP]
>[wooyun nation is very thankful for the produser, seriously.]
>>[up up]
>[WOKE UP WOOYUN NATIONNN]
>>[ I ARISED]
>>>[WTF LMAO]
>>[im a wooyun citizen, but also heonyun citizen..am i accepted?]
>>>[everyone is accepted.]
[Hoyun get a scandal with two bright star in the k-pop industry is a big fish anyone want to catch lmao]
>[sandwiched Hoyun *drools*]
>>[*nod nod*]
[hoyun-ya..what are you doing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[HOYUNNIE FIGHTINGGG]
[did y’all see how lost hoyun is for the rest of the games ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
>[even the editor edited Hoyunnie’s soul leaving his body ㅋㅋㅋ]
>>[RIGHT LMAO]
>[my poor Bunnyun..sadly i love to see how close you are with Woosun ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
>>[FOULLL ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
>>[oomf saying the truth i fear..]
[we really love loser Hoyun]
>[in #loser hoyun we trust]
>>[#wetrust]
>>>[#wethrust]
>>>>[YA]
>>>>[ykw im not complaining he’s too pretty ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
>>>[#wetrust amen sista]
Ah damn, Hoyun is so tired, what do you mean? “fuck.....” he really need a fucking cigar here, but hell, he’s an idol now, be damned what happen if he smokes right now. “manager-nim, What's the schedule after this?” he asked, with his head alreadly hung low, and breath of the dead coming out of his mouth.
The manager peeked out from the front seat while showing a tablet filled with colorful schedules, which looked cute to the kids, but looked scary to these idols who were in their prime.
"It's good that you ask, tomorrow you have a podcast with KBS world" the manager replied with a weak smile.
wait? podcast? he will do a podcasts alone? "Ah, you're not doing the podcast alone! I heard you're going to do a podcast with- ah." The manager stopped his words and sat up straight in his chair, perfectly making the other four members suspicious and narrow their eyes at their manager.
Seong Ji Won opened his mouth with a smile and- "What? Just continue with what you're saying, it's okay, don't be afraid," he said, and Hoyun felt that the manager was afraid because of the way Jiwon said it.
The manager who was driving waved his hand and chuckled, "Oh never mind, I'll take you guys home first, because the schedule is already late, haha."
Annoying.
After sending the other four members back to the dorm, his two managers also escorted him to the KBS building, and whether it was bad luck or good luck, Hoyun felt that his bad luck was the prayers of the people who lived in the country he sold in his previous life- he met the genius actor, and the person Hoyun hated the most- Min Jiheon.
damn.
damnit.
fuck all of this.
Hoyun doesn't think he needs to tell what happened while he was podcasting with Min fucking Jiheon.
Hoyun is annoyed.
really annoyed.
who cares, he needs a long sleep after this, no complaints.
[DAEPOSEONG IS FEEDING US GOODDDD]
>[SO REALL]
>[after the dawn variety show ft Joo Woosung (more like Wooyun having a date publicly) and then they gave us A PODCATS WITH HEONYUNNNN]
[I take back all my words, DAEPOSEONG-NIM I LOVE YOUUU]
[at 3.14 did y’all see that Jiheon keep glancing at Hoyun, and then when Hoyun took a glance at him, Jiheon is already staring then gave Hoyun a quick wink? Or is it only me..]
>[OP you are so observative, i love you so much]
[HOST :“what is your first impression when you saw Seo Hoyun?”
MJH : “he is so pretty, No wonder a lot of people like him, if I were a girl, I would definitely chase Hoyun-ssi, he's really pretty its unbelievable, haha”
SHY : “Don't embarrass me..”
HOST : “ah! is Jiheon's pretty Hoyun embarrassed? Haha!”
I REPEAT “Jiheon's pretty Hoyun” KBS HOST I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.]
>[DID HE REALLY SAID THAT??]
>>[OOMF I WILL HOLD YOUR HAND WHEN I SAY THAT ITS REAL OOMF..]
>[the whole industry...the WHOLE...]
[If I said there will be a BL drama, and the MC and male lead are Hoyun and Jiheon, what will you all think?]
>[manifesting realllll quick]
>[that will be hawt.]
[MJH : I really like being called hyung by hoyunnie~
THE SMUG MJH SHOWS IS SOOOO IRRITATING AND HANDSOME AT THE SAME TIME I DONT KNOW I HAVE TO GET MAD OR FLUSTERED, HELP!?!?!]
>[Jiheon-oppa..i can alos call you hyung y’know...]
>>[skip, you are not Hoyun]
>>>[real ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[now, if we think about it, Is Hoyun dating Woosung or Jiheon?]
>[ngl, as a bloy, having Woosung pulls a hottie such as Seo Hoyun is a luck]
>>[ngl, he can pull a freaky loser like me..]
>>>[BRO?]
>[If you can have two, why one?]
>>[i fear oomf has spoken facts]