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"You know this is really unnecessary."
"No, you joining the Autobots was unnecessary."
Wheeljack rolled his optics, this again. Leaning against the cage wall, he huffed.
"Purple doesn't suit me."
The seeker stalked closer, glaring at his ex. Damn grounder haunted his dreams and every waking moment. Why did he have to join the Autobots.
"You are staying there. Until you come to your senses."
"You always said I struggled with that. Might take a while."
Starscream flared his wings, damn grounder.
"How did I get stuck with you?"
The engineer shrugged, "Pretty sure you said I'm a dilf. So guess you have-"
"Finish that sentence and I'll rip out your vocaliser."