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Griefer and Player faced each other, albeit a bit awkwardly. It was a bit weird to fight an angsty dude, watch him turn into a sentient, living plant, then cure him of his plant status via a disgusting recipe invented by one of his father’s friends. The situation was extremely odd; he didn’t blame the other Robloxian for being a bit uncomfortable. Mayor Thanyiel had run off to begin plans for a festival to celebrate his son’s recovery, so the two were alone. Griefer and Player had been talking for a bit, and Griefer paused before speaking up again.
“I DON’T H4VE A L0T 0N ME TO P4Y Y0U B4CK W1TH…BUT M4YBE W3 C0ULD W0RK S0M3TH1NG 0UT? 1’VE G0T 4 L0T 0F C0L4 B4CK 4T MY CR1B…W3 C0ULD PL4Y G4M3S T0G3TH3R, 1F Y0U W4NT.”
“Actually, I have an idea.”
“WH4T 1S 1T?”
“Would you like to join me?
“HUH?”
“Well, Shedletsky has me going on…quests related to the SFOTH swords. It’s why I fought you. I’ve gotten about 4 so far.”
“TH4T’S…PR33TY H4RDC0RE, DUD3. Y0U R3ALLY D1D 4LL TH4T?”
“Yeah. I…literally fought an…ancient sacrificial deity thing recently.”
“...W04H. 1 KN3W Y0U W3R3 STR0NG 3N0UGH T0 TUSSL3 W1TH ME…BUT…”
He paused for a moment. “Y0U’R3 S0M3TH1N’ 3LS3, 4R3N’T YOU, PUNK? I L1K3 TH4T. 1’M G0NN4 H4NG H3RE W1TH MY D4D F0R 4 B1T. H0P3 T0 S33 Y0U S0M3T1M3 S00N.”
Griefer began to walk away, the leaves on his body rustling. A beat passed before Player shouted after him.
“Wait!”
He turned around at the noise. “Uh, are you free tonight? Cause if you are, I’ll take you up on your previous offer.”
Griefer smirked. “1’LL S33 1F MY SCH3DUL3’S CL34R.”
.·:*¨ ✘♚✘ ¨*:·.
Clearly, Griefer had a different definition of hanging out than most people.
Player moaned, their back arching as Griefer sucked at their clit and thrust two fingers in and out of their cunt. Loud nu-metal music blasted from a speaker sitting on Griefer’s desk, covering up the adventurer’s rather lewd sounds. The new plant-like features proved useful as Griefer pinned Player’s hands above their head using thorny vines, drawing a bit of blood from their wrists. Griefer’s bed slightly shifted and creaked as they squirmed from the pleasure.
“ Fuck, keep going!” Player stuttered out in between moans. Griefer smiled as he sped up his pace, causing their moans to become louder. Their breathing sped up, and their hands began gripping the sheets in pure ecstasy as they neared their climax.
“I’m- ugh -almost there!” Player’s walls clenched around Griefer’s fingers, their legs shaking, heart racing, and back curving as they came. He gave a few more laps to their clit before pulling away, taking in the sight of Player in their post-orgasm glow.
“Y0U’R3 S0…FUCK1NG HOT, 1 SW34R.” Player blushed a bit at the compliment as Griefer walked over to his desk, grabbing a condom and some lube. Now at full height, it was obvious that he was extremely hard. As he unwrapped it and walked back to Player, he reached down to unbutton his jeans, letting them fall down and kicking them to the side. Pinning them to the bed, he planted a kiss on their lips, leaning on his forearms to rub the sides of their torso before pulling back so he could drop his boxers, exposing his cock and putting the condom on. Their breath hitched at the sight.
“Holy shit, it’s huge,” Player stated, quite a bit of shock laced in their voice. Griefer laughed a bit as he slowly lined up his phallus with their entrance. Almost immediately, he rammed his full length in, causing Player to let out a yelp. His thrusts were painfully slow, rubbing against their g-spot and sending shocks through their body. The sheer size of his cock gave Player a pleasant feeling; it felt as if they were being completely filled up. Griefer leaned into the other Robloxian to whisper in their ear, turning them on even more.
“G0D, Y0U’RE SUCH 4 FUCK1NG SLUT,” Griefer quipped as he grabbed Player’s hips, getting rougher and more rapid with his pace. They could almost feel their mind going fuzzy from the pleasure, and although he tried not to show it, it was clear that the stimulation was getting to Griefer also. He groaned under his breath, his face flushing and his head occasionally getting tossed back. Player smiled, struggling a bit against the vines.
“You don’t have to be silent, you know. I can barely -ugh!- hear my thoughts. No one’s gonna hear you .”
Griefer didn’t respond, instead freeing their wrists and allowing his vines to roam their body. Player leaned up to grab Griefer’s waist as their stomach began tying itself in knots; their breathing quickened, signaling that they were getting close.
“God,
Griefer~
, I’m coming again!” He responded to this by retracting a hand from Player’s body, using it to toy with their clit. Enough to send them over the edge, they climaxed hard, letting out a loud moan and arching their back to the sky. Their walls clenching around Griefer was enough to make him arrive, too, barely able to contain his voice to a groan as he came. They stayed in their position, Griefer’s cock softening inside of Player.
“Brad, are you ok? You weren’t answering the door, so I thought I might use my key.” Mayor Thanyiel asked, opening the door to Griefer’s house.
Silence filled the air, save for the loud music that was sure to earn a noise complaint from his neighbors.
Processing what he had just walked in on, the mayor’s face turned to one of shock. He slowly backed up out of the door, shouting a sorry that could barely be heard over the music blaring.
Griefer pulled out, throwing the condom away with embarrassment clearly written on his face. “D4MN 1T, TH4T’S 0N3 W4Y T0 G3T TURN3D 0FF QU1CKLY.”
Player gave a sheepish giggle in response. “Your dad has a key to your house?”
“Yeah,” Griefer responded as he began to put his pants back on. “He asked for one recently. He’s been especially worrisome after I was cured.”
“I mean, that’s pretty understandable.” Griefer smiled, planting a kiss on Player’s forehead as he set their clothes down on his bed for them.
“W4NN4 ‘H4NG 0UT’ 4G41N S00N?” Griefer questioned.
“Sure, as long as your dad doesn’t walk in this time,” Player quipped, sass laced in their voice.
Griefer rolled his eyes, walking over and planting another kiss, this time on their lips.