Love is a Dirty Whore

by Falcyn

Summary:

A rewrite of Love is an Open Door, as a reflection on what a total asshole Hans was.
T for language

Notes:

Please bear in mind I don't know how the heck to post anything on ao3, let alone audio, and that I wrote this on a school night because I thought it was funny.

Just in case, I'll leave you the URL.
https://soundcloud.com/peregryn-falcyn/love-is-a-dirty-whore

My whole life's been a story of a girl out of place
but then one day you just appeared
you seemed like a dream, at least from your face
You told me nothing was as i'd feared

But then you
showed your true face
and left me dying on the floor
love is a dirty whore
love is a dirty whore
love is a dirty whore

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
love is a dirty whore

i know you're crazy
greedy doesn't begin to cover it

i like to think we'll never meet again
but with some improvisation
there'd be no more fornication
not for someone as dickish as you
Please go die
you unbearable ass!
I hope that you get stabbed by a boar
love is a dirty whore
love is a dirty whore
love is a dirty whore

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
love is a dirty whore