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Well um… Niki told me to start writing things down and it would “help my mental health” what shit. This big man doesn't need “help”!! But to make her feel better I will start writing this journal. I refuse to call this book my fucking diary, big men don’t need a fucking diary. Wait I probably should introduce myself, I am Big Man Tommy Beloved Underscore Innit, also known as the villian Vengeance, previously the hero Theseus. Ugggggggg I dont fucking know what to write, why niki did you make me do this whyyyy.
I just talked to niki, she told me to write about what i did today… So, today, I got woken up by tubbo kicking me out of bed, went to fucking school, let me tell you that was super boring BUT I got to see purpled the highlight of my day!! Then after school I got to go on patrol, beat up Dream’s ass, go back home and get yelled at for getting my costume ripped, it's nothing Eret can't fix. Welp, that's everything I did today… you know what this did make me feel better. Maybe i will do this more, who knows i definitely don’t fucking know.