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you were sitting down at your desk in your cubicle doing nameless brainless work things on your computer when you feel a presence beside you and turn your head to see theodore spankoffski standing- well leaning against your desk with a smirk on his face
you’d say you knew ted as much as you knew all you coworkers, just enough to not be involved in birthday celebrations or after work bar trips but just enough to make pleasant conversation that never got to deep –like paul who was a few cubicles away from you wasn’t the biggest fan of musicals and that bill a friend of pauls that you don't know as well has a daughter named alice who has a girlfriends named debby or something of the like– For example you knew that ted has a little brother named peter that goes to hatchetfield high with your little cousin you know that he's definitely having an affair with charlotte who also works in the office and that he’s a fucking basterd… and that you know you little to much about him to be considered acquaintance but not enough to actually be friends
any way back to ted leaning on your desk smirking like a total bastard “hey”
“Hey Ted, whatcha need?”
he licks his lips “nothing just came to… heh.. admire the view”
what?
“what? what did you just say to me?”
he stands upright “oh uh i just came to admire the view”
you look to the window that makes up one of the walls to your cubicle
the blinds are fully drawn
“the windows closed… what the fuck are you talking about?” you quirk your brow at him
he kinda twitches in place and bends down so no one can hear him but you
“your hot as shit babes, i came to stare” he says plainly
“ohhhhhhhh okay” you turn back to your computer and continue typing away on god knows what for about three seconds before
“aren't you gonna say anything?” ted asks
“well,” your face turns a bit hot “if you’re just here to look at me i’m…not opposed… i guess though i have work to do so i’d prefer if you ask me to lunch and just stare at me on break”
his eyes go a bit wide “okay” he twirls on the heel of his shoe and walks away to paul’s cubicle a few spots a head and you turn back to your work until you hear ted talking to paul
“I mean I totally bagged it right? They practically begged me for lunch. spankoffski charm always prevails” you snort a bit in amusement at that ‘spankoffski charm’ it’s funny really
holy shitttttt wait you just asked him out on a date fuckkkkkk
whatever you can deal with that later