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"Hold it!" Max Goof cried out. "Will everybody please stop fussing over us!"
"Something wrong, Max," Mickey Mouse, who was surprised by Max's outburst, asked.
"Well, yes, I hate to complain, but I asked to be left alone, and I've never seen so many people … in … my … life,” Max said before putting his face against the table in anger.
“Max?” Roxanne said.
When he looked up again, Max's eyes had turned green, and Roxanne could see an expression of anger on Max's face.
"I feel so angry," he said. "So … so … sooooooo … ANGRY!," Max growled.
Max's muscles started to to grow bigger, and he started to grow taller, and he of course turned green. Roxanne, who was sitting at the same table as him, looked on in shock. As he transformed, he growled, and his voice changed from his normal teeny voice to a hulk voice.
"Well, folks," Mickey Mouse said, "it appears that, totally unbeknownst to us, our very own Max Goof has Incredible Hulk powers, and is about to transform into a giant, green monster, and will most … likely … destroy … the … House … of … Mouse," Mickey said as his voice gradually changed from fake cheer to a somber tone as he realized what was about to happen. By this point, everyone in the House of Mouse was looking on in shock as Max Goof had transformed into a fifteen foot tall, green, highly muscular version of himself wearing only his shorts (the rest of his clothes having been destroyed by the transformation), called The Incredible Max. He then let out a massive roar.
"Oh dear, I hope our insurance covers this," Mickey uttered under his breath.
"MAX SMASH!" The Incredible Max said as he picked up a table and threw it across the House of Mouse. The crowd started to run away in fear, with people screaming in fear of what their beloved Max Goof had become.
“Gotta get out of here,” Gopher said before he retreated into his tunnel under the House of Mouse, not wanting to get trampled by the crowd. The Incredible Max continued to pick up tables and other items and throw them around, before punching a hole in the stage. He continuously growled and roared as he did this.
“MAX SMASH HOUSE OF MOUSE!” he roared in anger.
"Max Stop!" Roxanne cried out. Max suddenly turned around and looked downward as he saw his girlfriend throw herself before his feet. Max suddenly felt a little calmer as he looked down at her crying face.
"Max, please, your such a nice boy! Please don't destroy the House of Mouse! Please don't hurt these people," Roxanne said as she looked up at him while lying in front of him. The Incredible Max was moved by this gesture, and felt a bit calmer.
"Roxanne," The Incredible Max said in a calmer tone of voice.
"Max," Roxanne said, looking up at him with a smile on her face.
"Roxanne," The Incredible Max said.
"Max," Roxanne said as she looked up at The Incredible Max.
It appeared that Roxanne's prostrations were working, as Max seemed to be getting slightly shorter and less green, a slow transformation back into his normal self. Roxanne continued to look up at him as he slowly calmed down.
"Maxie!" an enraged Goofy suddenly yelled out. He was wearing his head waiter uniform and had a stern look on his face. The Incredible Max turned to look at him, with a look of surprise on his face.
"This Incredible Hulk act of yours is to stop right now! I will not have my flesh and blood transforming into a big, green freak and smashing up the House of Mouse! When you transform back into yourseslf, I am going to give all of your college money to the House of Mouse as compensation, plus you're grounded until you turn 21!" Goofy said in an angry tone of voice.
"Oh dear," Roxanne said, realizing that Goofy's threats could reverse her efforts to calm him down. Unfortunately, she turned out to be correct, as Max's face immediately turned from calm to anger. He gritted his teeth, growled, and began to turn green again, plus he went from being fifteen feet tall to twenty feet tall. He then walked forward and picked up his father in his hand. Goofy was suddenly afraid of what The Incredible Max would do to him. The Incredible Max held Goofy extremely close to his face and looked at him with extreme anger.
"GOOFY NOT GROUND MAX!" The Incredible Max roared before tossing him out of the House of Mouse.
"Yahooohooohooooeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy," Goofy cried out as he was thrown by his son. Thankfully, due to cartoon physics, he was not seriously injured. The Incredible Max then punched his way out of the House of Mouse, after which he began to trash the rest of the city, picking up cars and throwing stuff around. The people in the street ran away in horror at what was happening.
…
Later, Goofy, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Roxanne, and the other's regrouped in the House of Mouse, in the back rooms which The Incredible Max had not destroyed.
"Goofy," Roxanne said in a stern tone of voice, "did you really think it was a good idea to threaten to ground your son when he had TURNED INTO AN INCREDIBLE RAGE MONSTER, while I was trying to GET HIM TO CALM DOWN!"
"So, all you have to do is become a giant rage monster, and you can get away with anything?" Goofy said in sarcastic tone. Roxanne was exasperated at Goofy's response and turned away in consternation.
"So, Goofy, why exactly is Max transforming into a giant, raging hulk creature?" Mickey asked Goofy.
"Um," Goofy said nervously. The others started looking at him, realizing that he was likely hiding something. "Maybe he was exposed to gamma radiation?"
"But why did he transform into an incredible rage monster, instead of just dying, like most people would?" Minnie Mouse asked. Goofy realized he had to tell them the truth.
"Well, you see, back in the 70's, when I was in college, I was experimentin' with DNA, to produce mutations, you see, hoping to make it better."
"Were these experiments legal?" Minnie Mouse asked.
"No, I did it without anyone knowing" Goofy said.
"And how would that affect Max?" Mickey asked incredulously.
"Well, I experimented on myself," Goofy said before showing his hand transform into a monster hand, shocking everyone. "I can absorb anything thanks to the mutations, and Maxie must have inherited the mutant DNA" Goofy said.
"Oh, Goofy!" Minnie Mouse scolded him.
"Hey, wait and minute, this gives me an idea," Donald Duck said.
“What’s your idea?” Goofy asked.
“See that high voltage wire over there?” Donald said.
“Yeah,” Goofy said.
“Bite it,” Donald Said.
“But I’ll be electrocuted,” Goofy said before he realized what Donald was suggesting.
“I see,” Goofy said, before he went over to bite the wire.
…
The Incredible Max was alone in the desert. He had already trashed much of the city the House of Mouse was located in, and he needed to get away. Suddenly, however, he saw tanks in the distance.
“Fire,” the tank commander said. The tanks began to fire at The Incredible Max, but the shells and explosives did not penetrate his skin. In fact, they just made him angrier and caused his strength to increase. The Incredible Max charged towards the tanks and growled, picking them up by the guns and tossing them into the distance. It only took him about five minutes to finish the tanks off, and he let out a loud roar. Suddenly, however, he felt something poking the back of his leg, and he looked downwards to see Professor Von Drake.
“Hello, sir,” Von Drake said while holding the drill he had poked Max with. “Could I have a small sample of your tissue. It’s for the advancement of science, and your skin seems nigh inpenetrable.”
Max’s response was to pick up Ludwig Von Drake and hold him close to his face.
“NO SAMPLES,” he roared before tossing Ludwig Von Drake into the distance. Thankfully, due to cartoon physics, he was not seriously injured. Suddenly, however, he felt the same feeling in his other leg, and he looked down to see his old friend Bobby Zimeruski trying to do the same thing to him.
“Hey, Incredible Max Man,” Bobby said. “How about giving your old friend a sample. It’s for the benefit of science,” Bobby said while smiling. The Incredible Max picked him up and looked at him with a blank expression.
“Still no,” Max said in a less angry tone before tossing Bobby onto the ground. He did not throw Bobby very far, though, and after Bobby landed on the sand, Max proceeded to jump far into the distance.
“Way to go, Incredible Max Man,” Bobby shouted as The Incredible Max jumped into the distance.
…
The Incredible Max was by Pear Lake, in California. He was still very angry at Goofy for threatening to ground him and Mickey for ruining his date with Roxanne by not leaving him alone. Suddenly, however, he heard his father’s trademark ahyuck laugh.
“MAX HEAR GOOFY! SHOW YOURSELF!” Max roared.
“Over here,” he heard his father say. Max looked at the middle of the lake and saw water rising out of it. The water eventually became the shape of his father Goofy.
“Ahyuck,” he said.
“MAX DESTROY GOOF CREATURE,” Max said as the jumped towards the creature Goofy had become. Donald’s idea to bite the electrical wire had resulted in Goofy absorbing the electricity, causing him to transform into a shape-shifting electricity creature. Goofy, however, simply caught The Incredible Max and held him tightly with his water arms.
“LET MAX GO!” The Incredible Max roared.
“Oh, Maxie, just calm down,” the Goofy creature said.
“MAX SMASH!!!!” The Incredible Max said as he struggled against the Goofy creature’s grip.
"Maxie, I want you to give me all of your power," the Goofy creature said, while still holding The Incredible Max tightly in his water arms.
"You think you can live with it?" The Incredible Max said.
"I can, ahyuck," Goofy said.
"Well then take it, TAKE IT ALL!" The Incredible Max cried out.
Suddenly, Max began to give the Goofy creature all of his power, and Goofy realized that he could not handle it.
"Maxie, this is too much power. Please stop!" he said.
"YOU SAID YOU WANTED IT, NOW TAKE IT!" Max replied. The Incredible Max forced the Goofy Creature to take even more power
"Whoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa," the Goofy Creature said, as he gradually absorbed more power than he could handle. All of this gratified The Incredible Max, who still had years of repressed anger from how his father had embarrassed him.
Suddenly, an explosion resulted from Goofy absorbing all of Max's power, and a trademark Goofy yowl could be heard.
"I hope they're both alright," Mickey Mouse, who was watching from a distance with the others, said.
…
In the aftermath of the explosion, both Goofy and Max laid largely naked (except for their underwear) near Pear Lake. Both of them had been exhausted by the fight, and they were now transformed back into their normal selves. Max sat up, groaning, and his father did the same thing. Suddenly, Max was hit in the neck by a dart, causing him to go "owww," and a second later the same thing happened to Goofy. Max pulled the dart out of his neck and looked at it.
"What the?" he said in an annoyed tone as he looked at the dart.
"It's the antidote," Max heard a voice say. Suddenly, he turned around, and saw a person who looked exactly and sounded exactly like Stan Lee holding a dart gun.
"The antidote?" Goofy said as he pulled the dart out of his neck.
"It will remove the monster powers from both of you, so there will be no more transformation incidents," he said.
"But wait, what about the House of Mouse?" Max said.
"Don't worry, the animators redrew everything, so it's all back to normal," the Stan Lee Cameo said. Max and Goofy were both stunned to hear this.
…
Later, Max was with Roxanne outside the House of Mouse.
"I'm so glad you came by, and I'm really sorry everything got so weird, with me transforming into a … well you know," Max said. He could still hardly believe what had happened and that everything was back to normal.
"Max, I have only one thing to say," Roxanne said. "Do you wanna go f*k in the janitor's closet of the House of Mouse?"
Max smiled when he heard this. “Hell yeah,” he said, before he went with Roxanne to have sex.
Unfortunately, Max and Roxanne did not use protection, and as a result of their illicit sexual act, Roxanne got pregnant with Max's child. She gave birth to a baby boy who looked like Max, except he had red hair, and they named him Goofy Jr. Unfortunately, the Stan Lee Cameo did not explain that the antidote only removed the Hulk powers without removing the mutant DNA, opening the possibility that Max' s offspring could inherit the mutations as well.
…
One day, Max came home from work to find toys strewn all over the house that his son had played with. Max was not happy about this.
"Junior!" he cried out. Goofy Jr., who was now three years old, came into the room.
"Yes Daddy," he said.
"Pick up your toys, now!" Max said sternly.
"No," Goofy Jr. said.
"Now Junior, I said to …" Suddenly, Max noticed his son's eyes turning green. At that moment, Roxanne walked into the room.
"Um, he wasn't exposed to gamma radiation by any chance, was he?" Max asked Roxanne.
"Oh dear," Roxanne said.
Suddenly, a couch was thrown through the front of the house, and a roar was heard that sounded like that of an Incredible Hulk ripoff.