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Dazai and Blaise were sitting in the great hall, they were eating dinner with the rest of the slytherins, well, Blaise was. Dazai was just pushing things around on his plate, thinking about god knows what.
Blaise was growing a bit concerned because Dazai hadn’t cracked any jokes yet like he usually would, instead he just stared at his plate, sometimes glancing at Blaise before going back to his thoughts.
Eventually Dazai turned to properly face Blaise. “Blaise, I need you to do something.”
Blaise raised an eyebrow, Dazai sounded serious. “What do you need?”
Dazai looked around, “It’s too noisy here, follow me.” Dazai got up and grabbed Blaise by the sleeve and pulled him out of the great hall.
“What do you need me to do?” Blaise asked again now that they were alone.
Dazai looked at Blaise and asked, “Can you say ‘bottle of water’?”