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There it was. That stupid feeling of impeding doom, tugging at everyone's heart at the same time. That's how they knew a round was about to start.
Shedletsky cursed under his breath: he and the others had just finished another round, and he was hoping to have lunch now, or at least a small break to munch on something and regain his energy before the next round.
Unfortunately, things didn't always go his way. Or so he though, until he was teleported to the pizza place. Maybe lady luck was on his side that day, after all. Without a second though, instead of rushing to the generators like everyone else, he just ran straight to the nearest pizza, grabbed it and then made it to a slightly more secluded area to try to enjoy it in peace without getting chased around.
Unfortunately, as he started savoring the first slice, he looked up, and found that 1x was standing right there, staring at him. Though, he wasn't getting attacked... And after summoning his minions and instructing them to go chase the rest of the team, the entity calmly approached him.
"Look at you, just sitting there eating pizza, not even bothering to run away from me. To think you used to be Telamon... You're pathetic."
This was so strange to shed... Why was he being spared? Well, that question was soon answered as 1x sat down next to him and grabbed the greasy slice of pizza from his hand, then lingering it in front of his mouth.
"Go on. Keep at it, big boy. Since you're so goddamn hungry all the time. I bet telamon's robes wouldn't even fit your fatass anymore."
He wasn't sure if this was meant to be an insult or something, but regardless, the man just got a boner from all the degrading and decided to shut up and eat. Without hesitation, he took a big bite from the pizza, and finished the slice at record speed.
"Hm. What a pig... Well, we don't have much time. So hurry the fuck up and finish this."
The entity then started rubbing his belly with a hand, anything but gently, and kept feeding shedletsky with the other, as the man did just as he was told: he finished the pizza at a speed that would make a vacuum scream and cry in a corner.
"Time's almost up. Make sure to bring chicken next time you see me. I intend to pick up where we left off."
"God, I can't wait..." Shed muttered under his breath, still chewing the last bit of pizza as 1x kept rubbing his stuffed belly. That pizza was sure as hell not meant to be eaten by just one person...
Seconds later the round ended. He was the only one that survived, seems like the green creature's minions did a good job. Or maybe everyone was just tired due to the short break in between this round and the one prior.
Well, either way, shed didn't give a damn. All he cared about right now was the smell of his lunch waiting for him, and he was sure he could fit some more food in that belly of his.