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First-Rate 1C's
Seiun Sky
hey guys guess what
El Condor Pasa
What's up, Sei?
Seiun Sky
🛻🐑🐏🐑🐑🐏
Haru Urara
SHEEP!
Special Week
I love sheep! I knew lots of them in the countryside.
Grass Wonder
they’re very cute, I agree.
El Condor Pasa
My dad makes delicious roasted lamb, I want some now....
Haru Urara
😨
Don't eat the sheep!
Grass Wonder
We've been eating sheep for millennia, Urara. Animal husbandry is a respectable profession for all.
Haru Urara
😱
Special Week
I used to help the farmers herd their sheep when their dogs were sick.
El Condor Pasa
Ooh, that sounds fun!
Special Week
It was!
Seiun Sky
sounds like a nice job
lots of friends, don't have to run too fast, predictable days
Special Week
I've also helped with birthing lambs!
Seiun Sky
I take it back this is for country girls only
El Condor Pasa
Hey everyone! What chapter were we supposed to read for second period’s homework today?
Seiun Sky
you don’t have to say “Hey everyone!” the last message was sent 42 seconds ago
Special Week
It was chapter 4, I think.
El Condor Pasa
Thank you! I’m glad I can message you all here! It’s much more chill than the Rigil group chat.
Seiun Sky
oh I bet
Haru Urara
What do you mean, El?
El Condor Pasa
Here, let me show you.
First-Rate 1C's
Symboli Rudolf
Practice will begin fifteen minutes late due to the inclement weather. Please bring umbrellas and dress
accordingly.
👍 Grass Wonder, Narita Brian, and 6 others 👎 T.M. Opera O
El Condor Pasa
Sure thing, President!
Air Groove
As a reminder, please do not post a message in this chat unless you have a question or need to address the entire group.
👍 Grass Wonder, El Condor Pasa, and 4 others
El Condor Pasa
Got it!
First-Rate 1C's
Seiun Sky
oh yeah I see what you mean
El Condor Pasa
Air Groove is chewing me out in a direct message right now! It’s so unfair.
A condor should be allowed to speak wherever she pleases!
Grass Wonder
there’s enough people in there that some sort of rulekeeping is necessary
otherwise it’d be chaos
Special Week
I don’t know, Spica doesn’t have any rules like that....
Seiun Sky
what does that group chat look like, I wonder
Special Week
I’ll show you!
First-Rate 1C's
Gold Ship
hey does anyone want to buy my artisanal rainwater
Daiwa Scarlet
no.
Vodka
depends on where you got it from
Gold Ship
you know that one dip in the floor of the audience stands on the track
from when tm opera o jumped so hard that she cracked the concrete and they had to refill it
the water’s collecting there right now
premium quality
Vodka
yeah no thanks
Silence Suzuka
I’ll also have to pass. But you should keep telling me about your business ideas, Gold Ship. They’re all very creative.
Gold Ship
i definitely will (๑و•̀Δ•́)و
💚 Silence Suzuka
Special Week
How many business ideas do you have, Gold Ship?
Gold Ship
as many as i want
the secret to entrepreneurship is throwing products at the wall and seeing what sticks
that's why I sell gum
👎 Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka
Silence Suzuka
Oh, because it sticks!
That's very clever.
Daiwa Scarlet
why did we pick teammates that listen to gold ship again?
Vodka
because they're good runners
👍 Trainer-san
and because we need anyone we can get, really
Daiwa Scarlet
next you're going to tell me that golshi is cool
Special Week
I think she's cool!
Daiwa Scarlet
you think everything is cool
there are specific requirements for coolness
such as, one, vodka not liking it
Vodka
it's actually the opposite but ok :/
Gold Ship
gay
Daiwa Scarlet
trainer can you kick gold ship from the chat
👎 Trainer-san
>:(
First-Rate 1C's
Grass Wonder
that makes sense.
Seiun Sky
those two are incredibly gay it’s kinda unbearable
Special Week
Wow, I get to meet actual gay people! Tokyo is amazing!
Seiun Sky
special week
please
tell that to vodka’s face
for me
Grass Wonder
special week please don’t do that.
Special Week
Okay!
King Halo
A first-rate umamusume would never accuse her friends of being homosexual unless it was absolutely necessary.
Seiun Sky
says the homosexual
King Halo
Excuse me, I am bisexual. There is a difference.
Seiun Sky
you probably whisk your matcha don’t you
King Halo
But of course! It’s the only way to ensure it mixes properly in a drink.
Seiun Sky
checks out
Grass Wonder
I also whisk my matcha.
Seiun Sky
well you’re a nerd, we all knew that already
😂 Haru Urara
urara why did you laugh react that
Haru Urara
Because it was silly!
Grass Wonder isn’t a nerd, she’s very nice!
Seiun Sky
two things can be true
Grass Wonder
:/