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Heathers & the mortals

Summary:

Group chat between the Heathers, Veronica and JD (Veronica begged Chandler to let him in), JD is a cupid and not a psycho, Heather Chandler is in homosexual denial. Chaos.

Notes:

I think the usernames are very specific so, I don’t think I have to point out who is who right?
btw, first Heathers the musical fanfic that I'm doing, sorry if it's not really good.

Chapter 1: First Chapter

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10:47 pm, September 20th

 

Heather_Duke83 created a new group

Heather_Duke83 changed the group name to Heathers & Veronica

Queen_Chandler added I_Love_Slush17

Queen_Chandler changed the group name to Heathers & The mortals

 

Heather_Duke83:

Hey, what is trenchcoat kid doing here?

 

Queen_Chandler:

Veronica begged me to let him in because he’s “her bestie”

 

Heather_Duke83:

Woah, didn’t know Heather Chandler could take orders.

 

Queen_Chandler changed Heather_Duke83 nickname to Shut up Heather

 

Shut up Heather:

Sorry Heather.

 

McNamazing:

Hey guys, why the gc?

 

Veronica_Sawyer:

Hey Mac!, idk, I just realized too

 

Veronica_Sawyer changed McNamazing nickname to Mac and cheese

 

Mac and cheese:

Haha, thanks ronnie!

 

Mac and cheese changed Veronica_Sawyer nickname to Ronnie

 

I_Love_Slush17:

Greetings and salutations Sawyer, why am I here? (Did you seriously begged chandler to let me in?)

 

Queen_Chandler:

Well hello Jesse James, what a least expected surprise.

 

Shut up Heather:

Heather told me to create this chat to coordinate and talk in case you’re all wondering.

 

Ronnie:

Hello JD, yeah, I needed you here for support yk? (forget the begging thing please)

 

Queen_Chandler:

Ugh, I didn’t let you be here to get all lovey-dovey

 

Queen_Chandler changed I_Love_Slush17 nickname to Trenchcoat kid

 

Trenchcoat kid:

Well, the warmest greeting that I would expect from the almighty-Chandler

 

Shut up Heather:

Anyways, go to sleep people, we have class tomorrow.

 

Mac and cheese:

Yeah, heading to sleep rn, goodnight!

 

Ronnie:

Goodnight Heathers and JD I suppose (JD do you sleep in the first place?)

 

Trenchcoat Kid:

No I do not, goodnight!

 

11:32 pm, September 20th

I_Love_Slush17 created a new group

 

McNamazing:

Dude, is 11 pm, why did you create a gc?

 

Martha_Unicorn:

Hi McNamara and JD, what is this for?

 

I_Love_Slush17  changed the name group to Heather Chandler is in homosexual negation

 

McNamazing:

WOAH, THAT IS A REALLY SERIOUS ALLEGATION

 

I_Love_Slush17:

First, greetings to everyone, then, yeah, i’m 100% sure about Chandler, haven’t you notice how she acts with Veronica?, the mythic bitch is only soft with sawyer

 

McNamazing:

Okay, now that you point it out, yeah, it’s kind of weird how she acts with ronnie, hmmm, very interesting hypothesis you’re proposing JD

 

Martha_Unicorn:

Well uh, I don’t know anything about Chandler but, she actually stopped harassing me a little bit when Veronica joined but.. I actually got some information on Ronnie’s side…

 

I_Love_Slush17:

MARTHA, TELL US. NOW. OR I’M EXPLODING

 

McNamazing:

I AGREE WITH JD, TELL US

 

Martha_Unicorn:

Okay, okay, relax people, hmm, when I think of it, the thing is that every time I talk with Ronnie and she mentions Heather Chandler she blushes a little bit and acts more nervous (NEVER TELL HER I SAID THAT)

 

I_Love_Slush17 changed the name group to Chandler and Veronica are in homosexual denial

I_Love_Slush17 changed Martha_Unicorn nickname to Cinnamon Roll

I_Love_Slush17 changed McNamazing nickname to MacFlurry

I_Love_Slush17 changed his nickname to Cupid Dean

 

Cupid Dean:

Now we’re a team with one purpose, get the mythic bitch and Sawyer together.

 

Cinnamon Roll:

I’m totally in, this is exciting!

 

MacFlurry:

I’m in too!, now let us sleep JD (Why am I always food hahaha?)

 

Cinnamon Roll:

Mac is right, goodnight! (Can I call you that?)

 

MacFlurry:

Yeah, no problem, we’re a team now!

 

Cupid Dean:

Goodnight little cupids, we have work to do!