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princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here
maid: yes princess?
princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off
maid: .....
princess: right now, maid
maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me
maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that
maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction
princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off
maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow
princess: no beautiful ladies???
maid: afraid not your highness
princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something
maid: no,
princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk