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After the night his and Yanfei got together Aether
A blue bird appeared Infront of Yanfei
“Yanfei, your master gave me to Aether” The blue bird told Yanfei “But I need your help”
The lawyer looked at the bird in utter confusion, she thought for a moment then snapped her fingers in quick succession
“Oh, you're that bird thing Aether told me about Last night, you're that Adeptus in a teapot thing, right? Your name was, Chubby... Grubby No I-”
The adeptus cut her off but raising one wing Infront of her face. Yanfei jumped back slightly her face still riddled with confusion
The Bird sighed and introduced herself "Hello Yanfei, I am Tubby, the Adeptus that serves Aether, we have somethings important to discuss”
Tubby began to explain about Aether’s other eleven lovers and now that he has the Serenitee teapot, he has decided to make it some sort of... Lobby for them or more of a joint home they may stay it if they so wished
“I come to you Yanfei for your expertise of the law, I would like you to write some amendments for this... Organization ? Group? whatever it shall be called, I believe that this is a task only you could fulfil, I shall oversee this pro-”
Yanfei cut her off still processing this infill of information
“Ok, slow down Aether has twelve lovers! in total? And you want me to write the Amendments for this thing you want to make, to make your life easier, I don’t work for fre-”
Yanfei is cut off by a bag of mora hitting her desk, Tubby clapped her wings together and spoke
“Five million mora for the first ten, for every extra you make it will be five hundred thousand, do not expect me to always come to you once we get more people involved” Tubby's voice grew to a whisper, just quiet enough for her to be unheard “especially when a certain Chief justice gets involved”
Yanfei was stunned, ‘ five million mora?!... Five. Million. Mora... was this Bird F****ng insane! ’ She thought to herself. Yanfei tapped her foot considering the pros and cons of the deal.
She loved Aether... like alot but she had to separate her love life from her work life... But the five million Mora would be life changing for her, each chase she gets roughly ten to fifteen thousand Mora...
‘ Five million Mora is... 385 chases! Oh Archons! I Literally can’t say no to this ’ she thought to herself
The Lawyer slammed her hand against her desked and look at the Adeptus her teal eyes burning with determination
“I’ll do it, just tell Aether he owes me big time after this” she told Tubby, the bird just tilted forward simulating a nod
Little did the Lawyer know she would have yet another sleepless night, several drafts were created and ditched. Five million mora was on the line; she could not mess this up, after hours of work both Adeptus eye lids were heavy, their faces pale but they had done it, the first 10 Amendments had been created and looked over.
Yanfei stretched and began to laugh running her hands slowly down her face, releasing a long, drawn-out sigh in the process
“A good list of Rules, no loopholes and well written” Tubby told Yanfei as she flicked through the document
“Ye loopholes and Laws are kind of my thing... Jeez~ Aether really does owe me big time, goodness I hope your happy with this, Tubs” Yanfei sighed looking at the blue bird
“For the last time Yanfei, just because you're my master's girlfriend does not me you can call me Tubs, its Tubby to you... child” She warned her
For being such a small adeptus she had a stare rivalling the scariest of Archons, Yanfei shuttered slightly and apologized, Tubby returned to the teapot and laid the document down on Aethers desk in his study, she flicked through it one last time
Organisation Name:
A Harem bonded Together for Aether -AKA- [HFA]
Rule 1: Legislative Power
If a member of the HFA wants to change or add to the amendments or wishes to make a Major decision it shall be decided through both a jurisdictions party [Yet to be decided] and if/when passed a democracy vote between members shall be conducted and the majority vote shall decide the outcome of the suggestion
Rule 2: Dates/ Quality time
Dates are 24 hours long no more no less, the date shall begin at a designated time frame decided by the member
Rule 3: No hogging aether
If a Member of HFA takes Aether for longer than the designated time frame they shall be reprimanded
Rule 4: Consent
If you partake in sexual acts with Aether Consent and a safe word is require
If Aether is:
- Drunk
- Under the influence
- Under the effects of an aphrodisiac [Unless consented first]
- Under a type of hypnosis
Sexual acts shall NOT be indulged
Rule 5: Outside Laws
The teapot is a place to gather and spend time with Aether, not a place to run from the law, commit crimes or harbour a criminal
Rule 6: Use of Aethers influence
You must not abuse Aether current and future statue for your advantage in a political situation unless permission is granted from the jury [{Jury yet to be decided}] or Aether, Aether’s command is above the Jury party and cannot be overruled
Rule 7: HFA Children
Children that are conceived or adopted are considered part of a whole family, discrimination and prejudice will not be tolerated within the HFA
Rule 8: Judicial Influence
If strong political party members join the organisation, they may not:
-bride judges to get their suggestion passed
-wage war or try invading other nations
-use their political power/Mora as a tool to influence/intimidate others
- [{More to be decided at a later date}]
Rule 9: Aether’s well being
All members share equal responsibility in looking after Aether’s wellbeing. This includes:
- making sure he has enough mora to live
- his mental and physical health
- his safety within the borders of their nation
- his well established and his significant love life.
This organisation must ensure Aether’s happiness takes priority above any selfish pursuits.
Rule 10: Child Safety
No sexual acts besides [kissing/holding hands] will be done or insinuated when children are present as that is indecent and a heavy punishment will be executed
As Tubby read the document she realized she had forgot to mention a few things to Yanfei, so she tapped a sheet of paper and a wall of text appeared onto it, then attached it to the document and when on with her day
Rule 11: Views on revenge/grudges
If disrespect and/or pain in inflicted toward Aether or another member on a degree where they are affected mentally the organisation may seek to reprimand this person/people
Rule 12: Celebrations/events
On the Aether’s birthday and other celebrations, the predetermined order for dates is suspended and all are allowed within the teapot within the 24-hour timeframe, if it is another member birthday, if that day overlaps with a date the date shall be rescheduled to a later date
Rule 13: Discriminations between members
Every member of the Harem shall have the freedoms of religion, free speech, press, assembly, and petitions, so no objections shall be made if your views or image are challenged. No prejudice will not be tolerated if members are from a different nation/ political party
Rule 14: Weapons
All weapons left with Tubby or left outside the teapot unless stated otherwise.
unnecessary in fighting between members may damage Aethers mental health as seeing his lovers hurt/fighting will not be a welcoming sight
Rule 15: Nudity within the teapot
Nudity is banned unless stated otherwise as trying to seduce Aether and take him away for the day will break the Rule 3: No hogging aether [Nudity is permitted in the bedroom... Obviously]
Rule 16: Rules on visiting the teapot
You may visit when you please and spend the night even if Aether is there or not, you do not spend the night if I date takes place within the teapot, if this is accidental or an emergency you shall not be reprimanded, if you intended to impede on a date you shall face punishment
Signed:
Yanfei and Tubby