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{- Ladyblogger - Created That Chat}
HalfDeadAlready: Alya what is this
Ladyblogger: It’s an online chat for our class
HalfDeadAlready: Ok
Kim: Whats up dooshes
ActuallyKim: Hey! You can't use my name!!
TheSmartOne: Hello everyone
ActuallyKim: Should we be offended?
Tomato: Helloooo
FierceDiva: Hii
DIEHawkmoth: HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
Kim: Who is that? Are they ok?
FierceDiva: It’s Rose
Tomato: That’s Rose!!!
ActuallyKim: Hi Rose!
DIEHawkmoth: Hi
LittleMouse: Hey guys what’s going on?
BigMouse: I think they are causing chaos in the one place they can
Ladyblogger: That is probably an accurate description
HalfDeadAlready: It is way too early for this
IdcAnymore: I agree
IdcAnymore: I am only allowed on this chat because chloe is in the shower
ActuallyKim: ok…
FierceDiva: Escape, come and hang out with me
IdcAnymore: ok
Ladyblogger: That
Ladyblogger: was
Ladyblogger: odd
KingOfTheChat: Hellooo Peasants!!
Ladyblogger: Babe why!!!??
ActuallyKim: I bow to thee!!!
HalfDeadAlready: *bows
DIEHawkmoth: *bows
Kim: *bows and farts
LittleMouse: eww
Kim: BOW
LittleMouse: *quickly bows
BigMouse: nope
Ladyblogger: what the hell
HalfDeadAlready: You must bow!
ActuallyKim: yeah, the king of the chat has joined us
GotThatCatitude: WHATS UP SUCKERS!!!
HalfDeadAlready: oh no
Kim: that is what we call an entrance
LittleMouse: you don’t have to tell me twice
DIEHawkmoth: Yo fellow blonde
GotThatCatitude: yo love the name
KingOfTheChat: Bro you have just declared war
GotThatCatitude: what?
KingOfTheChat: the war of entrances
HalfDeadAlready: oh no
Ladyblogger: oh no
LittleMouse: oh no oh no what
Kim: I volunteer as tribute
KingOfTheChat: This isn’t the hunger games
Kim: I volunteer to take part then
ActuallyKim: me too!!
Tomato: Also I
TheSmartOne: there is a 72% chance that GotThatCatitude will win
GotThatCatitude: BOOYAAHH
KingOfTheChat: NOOOOO
Kim: NOOOO
ActuallyKim: NOOOO
Tomato: NOOOO
FierceDiva: What have we reentered into
IdcAnymore: I have no idea
IdcAnymore: and…
FierceDiva: let me guess
FierceDiva: You don’t care anymore?
IdcAnymore: Bingo
DIEHawkmoth: Hey my girlfriend and the ginger return!!!
IdcAnymore: I AM NOT GINGER
Kim: Yeah and I’m Abraham Lincoln
ActuallyKim: YOUR ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Kim: What?
Kim: No!
ActuallyKim: But you just said…
Kim: It was sarcasm you idiot
Kim: go and use the brain cell you share with Adrien to figure it out
GotThatCatitude: Hey
Kim: sorry not sorry sunshine
Tomato: Sorry, but you are
GotThatCatitude: Coming from the tomato of the group
Tomato: Yeah, that makes my opinion more true
IdcAnymore: I AM NOT GINGER
HalfDeadAlready: You kinda are
TheSmartOne: you are 96% ginger
DIEHawkmoth: See
IdcAnymore: what about the other 4%?!
IdcAnymore: I am not 100% ginger so therefore not a ginger
Kim: What colour is my hair
IdcAnymore: Pink
Kim: Ha no! The roots are brown!!
Kim: My hair is not 100% pink so my hair is not pink
IdcAnymore: ok i’m ginger
DIEHawkmoth: HA HA
Ladyblogger: Your pink hair isn’t natural?!
Kim: Obviously not!
ActuallyKim: Even I know that!!
Kim: Have you heard of someone born with Pink hair?
GotThatCatitude: Chibiusa has pink hair
Ladyblogger: Who?
HalfDeadAlready: A character from Sailor Moon
ActuallyKim: huh?
HalfDeadAlready: anime
ActuallyKim: oh
GotThatCatitude: You know Sailor Moon!!!
HalfDeadAlready: yeah duh, i’m not an uncultured swine
BetterThanAllOfYou: Hello all!! I have graced you with my presence!!
HalfDeadAlready: talking about uncultured swines
BetterThanAllOfYou: what was that dupain-cheng
DIEHawkmoth: Look its the rejected member of the blonde squad
ActuallyKim: *snickers
BetterThanAllOfYou: Excuse me!!!
DIEHawkmoth: You’re excused
Kim: oop Rose is being savage
GotThatCatitude: Hey Chloe
BetterThanAllOfYou: ADRIKINS!!!!
HalfDeadAlready: oh no
HalfDeadAlready: Adrien escape while you can
GotThatCatitude: right, good idea
GotThatCatitude: ByyEEEEE
HalfDeadAlready: See you on patrol!!
GotThatCatitude: see you then ;)
BetterThanAllOfYou: Adrikins!! Don’t leave!!!
Ladyblogger: too late he’s gone
KingOfTheChat: To a galaxy far far away…
ActuallyKim: yo dude where have you been
KingOfTheChat: I’ve been reading the chat for the last half hour with popcorn, waiting to sneak a dorky quote in
BetterThanAllOfYou: ugghhh
IdcAnymore: hey chloe
IdcAnymore: I discovered today i’m ginger
BetterThanAllOfYou: girl, you didn’t know?
BetterThanAllOfYou: I need to get you a mirror for christmas
Kim: lol