Chapter 1: Prologue
Chapter Text
The autumn wind rustled through the maple trees lining the quiet street in Forest Hills, Queens. It was well past midnight when Professor McGonagall finally abandoned her feline form, transforming from the tabby cat that had been perched on the Parkers' front fence into her familiar stern-faced human appearance. She smoothed her emerald robes with practiced efficiency and adjusted her pointed hat with a sharp tug.
"You were right to suggest this location, Minerva," came the gentle voice of Albus Dumbledore as he appeared with barely a whisper of displaced air, his arrival marked only by the faint scent of lemon drops. His long silver beard caught the streetlight as he approached the modest two-story home, his eyes already taking in every detail of the neighborhood with keen interest. "Though I confess, I'm not entirely certain how to approach this particular conversation. It's not every day one explains the existence of magic to unsuspecting relatives."
McGonagall's lips pressed into a thin line, her Scottish accent crisp with concern. "They have no idea, do they? About Lily's... abilities? Not the slightest inkling?"
"None whatsoever. As far as Ben and May Parker know, their young cousin Lily Evans was simply a bright girl who went off to boarding school in Scotland and later married James Potter, a fellow student she met there." Dumbledore's blue eyes, usually twinkling with mischief, were heavy with sadness tonight. "Lily was quite adamant about protecting her Muggle relatives from our world. She felt it was safer for everyone involved."
"Hmm." McGonagall adjusted her spectacles with a disapproving sniff. "While I understand her reasoning, it does make our current situation rather more complicated, doesn't it?"
"Indeed it does, Minerva. Indeed it does."
The distant sound of a motorcycle engine growing steadily louder interrupted their quiet conversation. Both wizards looked up as Hagrid's enormous form descended from the night sky, his flying motorbike puttering with mechanical hiccups as it made its surprisingly gentle landing on the street. The bike gave one final sputter before falling silent.
"Professor Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall," Hagrid called softly, his massive frame moving with unexpected delicacy as he dismounted. His voice was thick with emotion, barely controlled grief evident in every syllable. "I've got him here. Little Harry." He carefully extracted a bundle of blankets from the motorcycle's sidecar, cradling it as though it contained the most precious thing in the world. The bundle stirred slightly, revealing a sleeping infant with a distinctive lightning bolt-shaped cut on his forehead.
"How is he, Hagrid?" McGonagall asked, her usual stern demeanor softening considerably as she gazed at the child. There was genuine maternal concern in her voice that she rarely allowed others to hear.
"Sleeping like a baby, he is. Hasn't made a sound the whole journey, bless him." Hagrid's black eyes were wet with tears that threatened to spill over at any moment. "Can't believe James and Lily are gone, Professor. Just can't believe it. They were good people, the best. And little Harry here..." His voice broke slightly.
"I know, Hagrid." Dumbledore's voice was infinitely gentle, the kind of tone reserved for moments of deepest sorrow. "Their sacrifice will not be forgotten. And now we must ensure their son has the chance to grow up in the peace they died to secure."
McGonagall cleared her throat delicately. "Perhaps we should proceed? The longer we wait, the more difficult this becomes."
Dumbledore nodded solemnly, then looked toward the house with its warm yellow porch light. "We must wake them. This cannot wait until morning." He approached the front door and knocked three times, each rap measured, respectful, but unmistakably purposeful.
After several long minutes punctuated by the distant sound of footsteps on stairs and muffled voices, the porch light flickered on. The door opened to reveal a man in his early thirties with kind eyes, tousled brown hair, and the sort of face that immediately put people at ease. Ben Parker squinted against the sudden brightness, his expression shifting from drowsy confusion to growing concern as he took in the unusual sight of three strangers on his doorstep—one of them holding what appeared to be a baby.
"Can I help you folks? It's awfully late for—" Ben paused, his natural Midwestern politeness warring with protective instincts as he noticed the infant. "Is everything alright?"
"Mr. Parker," Dumbledore interrupted gently, his voice carrying the weight of authority and tragedy. "I am Professor Albus Dumbledore. This is Professor McGonagall and my colleague Hagrid. We come with grave news about your wife's cousin, Lily Potter."
Ben's face immediately transformed, all traces of sleepiness vanishing as genuine alarm took its place. "Lily? What's happened? Is she—May!" he called over his shoulder, his voice urgent but controlled. "May, you need to come here. Now."
Quick footsteps hurried down the stairs, and soon May Parker appeared beside her husband, her auburn hair hastily pulled back in a messy bun, a floral robe wrapped hastily around her nightgown. She was shorter than Ben, with expressive dark eyes that immediately took in the scene with sharp intelligence. Her gaze fixed on the baby in Hagrid's massive arms.
"Oh my God, is that—? Lily's baby?" May stepped forward instinctively, her maternal instincts kicking in as she noticed the child. "What's wrong? Where are Lily and James? Are they hurt?" Her New York accent became more pronounced with her rising anxiety.
"Wait, wait, wait," she continued, her mind racing as she processed the scene. "Three strangers show up at my door after midnight with my cousin's baby, and you're professors? Professors of what? And why does he—" she gestured at Hagrid, "—look like he just stepped off the set of a Viking movie?"
McGonagall's eyebrows rose slightly at May's rapid-fire questioning. "Mrs. Parker, perhaps—"
"And another thing," May interrupted, now fully in protective mode, "how do I know you are who you say you are? You could be anybody. Ben, should we be letting strangers with a baby into our house?"
"May," Ben said gently, placing a calming hand on her shoulder, "let's hear what they have to say."
"I'm just saying, this is all very strange, Ben. Very, very strange."
Dumbledore's expression grew even more grave. "Mrs. Parker, your caution is both understandable and admirable. Perhaps we might come inside? This is a conversation best had in private, and I assure you, we mean no harm to you or your family."
Ben and May exchanged worried glances. Ben's natural inclination to help others warred with his protective instincts, while May continued to study the unusual group with suspicious eyes.
"Please," Hagrid spoke up, his voice breaking slightly. "It's about little Harry here. He needs help."
Something in the giant man's voice—pure, unfeigned grief—seemed to reach May. Her expression softened slightly. "Alright. But I'm warning you, any funny business and I'm calling the police. Ben's got a baseball bat, and I know how to use a rolling pin."
"I don't doubt it for a moment," Dumbledore said with the first hint of his usual twinkle returning to his eyes.
They led the unusual group into their modest living room, May immediately reaching for baby Harry as Hagrid carefully, almost reverently, transferred the sleeping child to her arms. She cradled him naturally, her face softening with wonder even as concern deepened the lines around her eyes.
"He's beautiful," she whispered, her voice suddenly tender as she looked down at the child. Then she looked up sharply, her protective instincts reasserting themselves. "But where are his parents? Why are you bringing him to us in the middle of the night? And why does he have this mark on his forehead?"
Ben moved to look over her shoulder, his own expression growing tender as he gazed at the baby. "He does look like Lily, doesn't he? Same eyes."
Dumbledore removed his half-moon spectacles and cleaned them slowly, the gesture buying him a precious moment to find the right words. When he spoke, his voice was heavy with sorrow. "I'm afraid I have terrible news. Lily and James Potter were murdered last night."
The words hung in the air like a physical blow. May gasped, her hand flying to her mouth while her other arm instinctively tightened protectively around Harry. Ben moved quickly to support his wife, his own face draining of color with shock.
"Murdered?" Ben's voice was hoarse with disbelief. "But who would— Lily was just a teacher, wasn't she? And James, he worked in sports management or something like that, right?"
"Actually," May said, her voice shaking, "now that I think about it, we never really knew what they did for work. Lily was always vague about it in her letters. Said it was complicated."
McGonagall and Dumbledore exchanged a meaningful look that didn't escape May's sharp eyes.
"Okay, what was that?" May demanded, her grief temporarily overridden by suspicion. "What aren't you telling us?"
"Mr. and Mrs. Parker," Dumbledore began carefully, settling into his most diplomatic tone, "there are things about your cousin that you were never told. Things that Lily herself requested remain secret to protect you and your family."
"What kind of things?" May asked, her reporter's instincts from her brief journalism career beginning to surface in full force. "Professor, you said? Professor of what exactly? And where? Because I called that school in Scotland once—Hogwarts, right?—and they said they'd never heard of any Lily Evans."
Ben looked at his wife in surprise. "You called her school?"
"Of course I called her school! My baby cousin disappears to some fancy boarding school in Scotland, stops coming home for holidays, and you think I'm not going to check up on her?"
Dumbledore's eyebrows rose appreciatively. "You are quite thorough, Mrs. Parker."
"You bet I am. So what's the deal? What was this mysterious school that doesn't seem to exist?"
"Magic," Dumbledore said simply.
The room fell into stunned silence. Ben blinked several times, his mind clearly struggling to process what he'd just heard. May's mouth opened and closed soundlessly before she found her voice.
"I beg your pardon?" Ben finally managed, his voice faint.
"Did you just say magic?" May's voice rose an octave. "Like, magic magic? Rabbits out of hats, abracadabra magic?"
"Lily Evans Potter was a witch, Mrs. Parker," Dumbledore continued patiently. "A very talented one. She attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry—the boarding school you knew about, though not its true nature. Magic is real, and your cousin was part of our world."
May stared at him for a long moment, then looked down at baby Harry, then back up at Dumbledore. "You're serious. You're actually, completely serious."
"I am indeed."
"Ben," May said slowly, "I think these people might be insane."
"Now, hold on a minute," Ben said, his natural inclination toward giving people the benefit of the doubt kicking in. "Let's just... let's hear them out."
"Hear them out? Ben, they're talking about magic! Like, actual magic!"
McGonagall stepped forward with the air of someone who'd had this conversation many times before. "Perhaps a small demonstration would be helpful?" She withdrew her wand with practiced efficiency.
"Is that a stick?" May asked incredulously.
"It's a wand, dear," McGonagall replied with barely concealed exasperation. With a gentle flick of her wrist, she caused the living room lamps to dim and brighten in sequence, then made a small potted plant on the side table burst into full bloom with fresh, vibrant flowers.
Ben sat down heavily on the couch, his legs suddenly unsteady. "This is... this is impossible."
"Well, that's new," May said faintly, staring at the plant. "That's definitely new."
"Blimey," Hagrid interjected, "you're taking this better than most Muggles do. Usually there's more screaming."
"Muggles?" Ben echoed weakly.
"Non-magic folk," Hagrid explained helpfully. "That's what we call people like you."
"Oh, we have a name now," May muttered. "Great. Just great."
"I understand your shock," Dumbledore said kindly, his voice taking on the patient tone of someone accustomed to explaining the impossible. "Lily struggled with the same revelation when she first learned of her abilities at age eleven. She wrote to me once about how difficult it was to keep this secret from the family she loved. But I assure you, magic is very real, and it was a fundamental part of who your cousin was."
May was staring at Harry again, her mind clearly racing. "So he's... he's like her? He has magic too?"
"Indeed. In fact, Harry is perhaps the most famous child in our world, though he knows nothing of it yet."
"Famous?" Ben echoed, looking alarmed. "Famous for what?"
Dumbledore's expression darkened considerably, the warmth leaving his eyes. "The man who killed Lily and James—a dark wizard named Voldemort—he tried to kill Harry as well. But something extraordinary happened. Something that has never occurred before in all the recorded history of magic."
"What kind of something?" May asked, her arms unconsciously tightening around Harry.
"The curse that should have killed this child instead rebounded upon its caster. Voldemort was destroyed, and Harry survived with only this mark." He gestured gently to the lightning bolt scar on Harry's forehead.
"That's not a birthmark," Ben said quietly, understanding dawning.
"No, Mr. Parker. It is the mark left by a killing curse that failed to kill."
"Our world is celebrating tonight," McGonagall added, her voice carrying a note of pride mixed with sorrow. "The most feared dark wizard in a generation has been defeated by a one-year-old child. But Harry... Harry needs a home. A family."
May's voice was very small when she spoke. "And you want us to take him?"
"Lily and James had no other living relatives," McGonagall explained. "James's parents died of dragon pox several years ago, and Lily's parents, as you know, passed when she was still at school."
"But more importantly," Dumbledore continued, "Lily's sacrifice for her son created powerful magical protections. Ancient magic, the kind that runs deeper than any spell or charm. Those protections can only be maintained if Harry lives with someone of Lily's blood."
"Blood?" Ben asked, looking confused.
"Family," Dumbledore clarified with infinite patience. "You, Mrs. Parker, as Lily's cousin, share that bond. As long as Harry calls your house home, as long as he can truly call it home, he will be protected from those who might wish him harm."
May looked at her husband, who was studying the sleeping baby with growing tenderness. "Ben?"
"He's just a baby, May," Ben said softly, his voice thick with emotion. "He's lost everything. His parents..." He trailed off, unable to finish the thought. Then he looked up at Dumbledore, his eyes reflecting both determination and concern. "This magical world—is it safe? Will Harry be safe with us?"
"Safer than anywhere else in either world," Dumbledore assured him. "The protection I speak of is perhaps the most powerful magic known to wizardkind. And should you agree to this, we will ensure that Harry wants for nothing. There are... financial provisions... that will see to his care and education."
"We don't need your money," May said quickly, then paused. "Well, okay, we might need some of your money. Do you know how much college costs these days?"
Despite everything, Ben chuckled. "That's my practical wife."
"Hey, someone has to think about these things."
May was quiet for a long moment, gazing down at Harry, who chose that perfect moment to open his bright green eyes—eyes so much like Lily's—and look up at her with innocent curiosity.
"Oh," May whispered, her heart visibly melting. "Oh, you're awake, aren't you, sweetheart?"
Harry gurgled softly and reached up with one tiny hand, which May caught with her finger. His grip was surprisingly strong.
"When Lily and I were little girls," May said quietly, her voice growing distant with memory, "she always said she wanted to change the world. Make it better somehow. She was this quiet, bookish kid, you know? Always reading, always asking questions. I used to tease her about it." Her voice caught slightly. "I never understood how a shy, bookish girl like her planned to change anything."
"She did change it, Mrs. Parker," Dumbledore said gently. "She saved it. And now she's given us the chance to raise the boy who will grow up in the better world she died to protect."
Ben reached over and gently touched Harry's other tiny hand. The baby's fingers immediately curled around Ben's finger with that instinctive infant grip, and Ben's face melted completely with emotion.
"Look at that," Ben said wonderingly. "He's got quite a grip."
"Course he does," Hagrid said, wiping his eyes with a handkerchief the size of a dinner napkin. "He's got Potter strength and Evans determination. Going to be quite something when he grows up, this one is."
"We'll take him," Ben said suddenly, his voice thick but certain. "Of course we'll take him. He's family."
May nodded, tears streaming down her face. "Yes. Yes, absolutely. He's ours now."
"Just like that?" McGonagall asked, sounding almost surprised by their quick decision.
"Just like that," May confirmed. "What, did you expect us to debate about it? A baby needs a home. His parents are gone. We're family. It's not complicated."
"Well," Ben added with a slight smile, "it's a little complicated. But the important part isn't."
Hagrid, who had been sniffling throughout the entire conversation, let out a small sob. "Professor, I told you they were good people. Little Harry's going to be just fine here. Better than fine."
"Indeed," Dumbledore smiled, the first genuine smile to cross his face on this terrible night. "I can see that already."
"There is one more thing," McGonagall interjected in her practical way. "Harry will need to return to our world when he turns eleven—to attend Hogwarts as his parents did. It is his right and his heritage."
"Eleven years," May said thoughtfully. "That gives us time to figure out how to explain all this to him."
"Until then," Dumbledore continued, "it might be best if his... heritage... remains between us. Let him have as normal a childhood as possible."
"What about when strange things happen?" May asked with practical concern. "Because they will, won't they? I mean, if he's got magic..."
"Most likely," McGonagall admitted. "Magic often manifests in young wizards during times of strong emotion—fear, anger, excitement. Objects might move on their own, glass might break, his hair might change color."
"His hair might change color?" Ben asked, fascinated despite himself.
"Oh yes," Hagrid chimed in. "I've seen magical children turn their hair every color of the rainbow when they're upset. Quite impressive, actually."
May looked down at Harry's currently jet-black hair. "Well, at least we'll know it's not normal teenage rebellion."
"The important thing," McGonagall continued, "is that you try not to punish him for these incidents. He won't be able to control them, and harsh treatment only makes accidental magic worse."
"Punish him?" Ben looked appalled. "We'd never punish a child for something he can't control."
"You'd be surprised how many people do," McGonagall said dryly.
"Yeah, well, we're not those people," May said firmly. "Are we, Ben?"
Ben chuckled softly, still letting Harry hold his finger. "After tonight, honey, I think we can handle a little magic. I mean, how much weirder can it get?"
"Don't say that," May warned. "You'll jinx us."
"Actually," Dumbledore said with a small smile, "jinxes are quite real in our world."
"Great," May muttered. "Note to self: watch the language around magical baby."
As if responding to the sound of his new aunt's voice, Harry gurgled softly and smiled—his first smile in a world that had already changed so dramatically for him.
"Oh my God, Ben, look at that smile," May whispered, completely enchanted. "He's perfect."
"He really is," Ben agreed, his voice full of wonder.
"Right then," Hagrid said, wiping his eyes again. "I should be getting back. Got to return the bike to Sirius... well, I suppose I should explain about Sirius too, shouldn't I?"
"Please don't tell me there's more," May said weakly.
"Nothing too dramatic," Dumbledore assured her. "Just that Harry has a godfather—Sirius Black—who is currently... indisposed."
"Indisposed how?"
"He's in prison," McGonagall said bluntly. "For murdering thirteen people."
"What?!" both Ben and May exclaimed simultaneously.
"Including his best friend Peter Pettigrew," Hagrid added sadly.
May stared at them in horror. "And this person is Harry's godfather?"
"Was," Dumbledore corrected gently. "The betrayal of James and Lily's location to Voldemort drove Sirius quite mad, I'm afraid. He's no longer a consideration in Harry's care."
"Okay," May said slowly. "Okay. So no psychotic godfather to worry about. That's... good."
"Very good," Ben agreed emphatically.
"Right, well, I'll be off then," Hagrid said, clearly emotional about leaving Harry. He knelt down beside May's chair, bringing his enormous face level with the baby. "You be good for your new mum and dad, little Harry. They're going to take real good care of you."
Harry reached out and grabbed Hagrid's finger, which was nearly as big as his whole hand.
"Blimey," Hagrid whispered. "Going to miss you, little one."
"You can visit," May said impulsively. "I mean, if you want to. If that's allowed."
Hagrid's face lit up. "Could I? Really?"
"Of course," Ben said warmly. "You're obviously important to him."
"Just... maybe call first?" May added. "You know, so we can prepare the neighbors for... well, you."
"I'll use the telephone," Hagrid promised solemnly, as if this were a great concession.
"Do you know how to use a telephone?" Ben asked curiously.
"Well... no. But I'll learn!"
McGonagall stood, smoothing her robes with brisk efficiency. "We should go as well. It's been a very long night for everyone."
"Wait," May said suddenly. "How do we contact you? I mean, if something happens, or we have questions, or..."
"A very good point," Dumbledore acknowledged. He reached into his robes and withdrew what appeared to be an ordinary fountain pen. "This is a special quill. If you write with it on any piece of paper, your message will find its way to me."
"A magical pen," Ben said wonderingly. "We have a magical pen now."
"We have a magical baby," May pointed out. "A pen is the least of our worries."
"Indeed," Dumbledore chuckled. "You are quite right, Mrs. Parker."
He paused at the door, turning back with a serious expression. "One final thing. Harry's story will be told and retold throughout the magical world. Books will be written, songs sung, legends born. But the Harry those stories will be about is not the child you'll be raising. Remember that. Raise him to be himself, not the legend others will make of him."
"We will," Ben promised solemnly. "We'll raise him to be a good man. That's what Lily would have wanted."
"That is exactly what Lily would have wanted," Dumbledore agreed.
As the three magical visitors made their way to the door, Harry began to fuss slightly in May's arms.
"Oh, what's wrong, sweetie?" May cooed, automatically beginning to rock him gently. "Are you hungry? Ben, we need to get baby supplies. Formula, diapers, clothes... Oh God, we need everything."
"We'll figure it out," Ben said confidently, wrapping his arm around his wife and new nephew. "We always do."
"Welcome home, Harry," May whispered, kissing his forehead gently just below the lightning bolt scar. "Welcome to the family."
Outside, the first hints of dawn were beginning to touch the horizon, painting the sky in soft shades of pink and gold. It marked the end of one chapter and the beginning of another in the life of the Boy Who Lived—who would now grow up not just as a wizard, but as a Parker, surrounded by love, guided by wisdom, and taught that with great power must come great responsibility.
As the door closed behind their unusual visitors, Ben and May Parker settled onto their couch with their new son, beginning the most important adventure of their lives.
"So," May said after a long moment, "our nephew is a famous wizard."
"Apparently so."
"And he defeated the most evil wizard in the world."
"When he was one year old."
"By accident."
"Seems like it."
May was quiet for another moment, then looked up at Ben with a slight smile. "You realize this means we're probably going to have a very interesting next few years."
Ben looked down at Harry, who had fallen back asleep in May's arms, looking for all the world like any other innocent baby.
"You know what, May? I think that's exactly what we need."
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An hour later, May stood in the doorway of the room at the end of the hall, her hand trembling slightly on the light switch. The room was exactly as they'd left it three years ago—pale yellow walls that Ben had painted with such care, a white crib with soft bedding still in its protective plastic, a rocking chair by the window where May had planned to nurse, and a mobile of dancing bears hanging motionless above where a baby should have been sleeping.
"Are you sure about this room?" Ben asked softly from behind her, Harry sleeping peacefully in his arms. "We could set up something temporary in our bedroom, or—"
"No," May said, her voice barely above a whisper. "This is... this is what it was meant for." She stepped into the room, her fingers trailing along the crib rail. "It's been waiting."
Ben watched his wife carefully as she moved around the space, removing the plastic covering from the mattress with practiced efficiency. Five years of marriage had taught him to recognize the signs—the way she held her shoulders just a little too straight, the careful control in her movements when she was fighting strong emotions.
"The sheets are still in the dresser," May said, her voice artificially bright. "I washed everything when we first set it up, so they should still be clean."
"May—"
"And look, the mobile still works." She wound the small key, and the bears began their gentle dance as a soft lullaby filled the room. "I bought this at that little shop in the Village, remember? The day after we found out I was..." She trailed off, her hand stilling on the mobile.
Ben set Harry gently in the center of the bed and moved to his wife's side. "Honey, we don't have to do this tonight. We could—"
"Yes, we do." May's voice was firm now, decisive. "He needs a proper place to sleep, and this is his room now. It's Harry's room." She said the name like she was testing how it felt. "I just need to get the sheets."
She moved to the dresser with purposeful steps, pulling out soft yellow sheets covered in tiny ducks. Ben watched as she made up the crib with the same meticulous care she brought to everything important in her life, tucking corners with precise hospital corners their neighbor Mrs. Chen had taught her.
"There," she said, stepping back. "Perfect."
Ben carefully lifted Harry from their bed and placed him in the crib. The baby stirred slightly but didn't wake, instinctively curling into the soft mattress. In the dim light from the hallway, the lightning bolt scar was barely visible against his forehead.
"He looks so small," May whispered, her hands gripping the crib rail.
"He is small. He's just a baby."
They stood in silence for several minutes, watching Harry sleep. The mobile had wound down, but neither of them moved to restart it.
"Ben," May said finally, her voice catching, "I need to tell you something, and I need you to let me say it all before you try to make me feel better about it."
Ben's hands covered hers on the rail. "Okay."
"I'm devastated about Lily. I am. She was like the little sister I never had, and knowing she's gone, that she died like that..." May's voice broke slightly. "It's breaking my heart."
"I know, honey."
"But Ben, I'm also..." She took a shuddering breath. "I'm happy. I'm happy that Harry is here, that he's ours now, and that makes me feel like the most terrible woman in the world."
Ben started to speak, but May held up her hand.
"Let me finish. Please." She wiped her eyes with the back of her hand. "When Dr. Martinez told us I couldn't... that we'd never be able to have children, I thought my life was over. I thought I'd never get to be a mom, never get to use this room, never get to..." She gestured helplessly at the carefully prepared nursery.
"And now, suddenly, I have this beautiful baby boy who needs me, and I'm happy about it. But the only reason he needs me is because his parents are dead. Because my cousin, who I loved, is dead." Her voice rose with distress. "What kind of person is happy that a baby is orphaned?"
"May—"
"I keep thinking that if I'm a good person, I should only feel sad right now. I should only be mourning Lily and James. But instead, when I look at Harry, all I can think is 'finally, finally I get to be a mother,' and that makes me feel like a monster."
Ben was quiet for a long moment, studying his wife's face in the soft light. When he spoke, his voice was gentle but firm.
"Do you remember what you said to those professors earlier? About how it wasn't complicated?"
May nodded, sniffling.
"You were right. The important part isn't complicated." He turned to face her fully. "May, loving that little boy doesn't make you a bad person. Being grateful that you get to be his mom doesn't diminish how much you loved Lily."
"But—"
"No buts. Think about it this way—Lily loved you, right? You said she was like your little sister."
"She was."
"So if she had to choose someone to raise her son, someone to love him and take care of him, don't you think she'd want it to be someone who was happy about it? Someone who saw it as a blessing instead of a burden?"
May looked down at Harry, who had rolled onto his side and was making soft baby sounds in his sleep.
"Your cousin died protecting her child," Ben continued. "And now that child is going to grow up with parents who wanted him so desperately that they built him a room and waited three years for him to fill it. That's not terrible, May. That's beautiful."
"You think she'd be okay with it? With me being happy?"
"I think she'd be relieved." Ben's voice was warm with certainty. "I think she'd be grateful that the person raising her son isn't just doing it out of duty, but out of love. Out of joy."
May was crying now, but the tears seemed different somehow—lighter.
"I've been so angry for so long," she whispered. "Angry at my body, at God, at the universe for taking away my chance to be a mom. And now, suddenly, I'm a mom anyway. Just not the way I planned."
"The best things in life rarely go according to plan."
May reached into the crib and gently stroked Harry's dark hair. "Hi, baby," she whispered. "I'm your Aunt May. Well, I guess I'm just May now. Your mom." The word felt strange and wonderful on her lips. "I'm going to take such good care of you. I promise."
Harry stirred at her voice, and for a moment his green eyes opened and looked directly at her.
"Ben, look. He's looking at me."
"He knows you're his mom already."
"You think so?"
"I know so."
May carefully picked up Harry, cradling him against her chest. He settled immediately, making contented baby noises.
"I'm still sad about Lily," she said quietly. "I'm going to be sad about that for a very long time."
"That's okay. You should be. That's what love looks like when someone is gone."
"But I'm also happy. Scared and overwhelmed and completely unprepared, but happy."
"That's what love looks like when someone arrives."
May looked up at her husband with wonder. "When did you get so wise?"
"I married a woman who asks the hard questions. It's been educational."
She laughed through her tears, the sound soft in the quiet nursery. "We're really doing this, aren't we? We're really going to be parents."
"We're already parents. From the moment we said yes."
"From the moment I saw him in that giant man's arms," May corrected. "I knew. I knew he was ours."
"Lily knew too," Ben said quietly. "Somehow, I think she knew this was where he belonged."
May looked around the room—at the bears dancing slowly in the breeze from the heating vent, at the books already lined up on the shelves, at the rocking chair positioned perfectly by the window for reading bedtime stories.
"This room has been waiting for him," she said with sudden certainty. "All this time, it's been waiting for Harry."
"And now he's here."
"Now he's here." She kissed the top of Harry's head gently. "Welcome home, baby. Welcome to your room."
Ben put his arms around both of them, and they stood there in the soft light, a new family born from loss but held together by love. Outside, the first full morning of their new life was beginning, and for the first time in three years, the nursery at the end of the hall was exactly what it was meant to be.
A place where their child could sleep, safe and loved and home.
Chapter 2: Chapter 1
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Nine Months Later - Harry's Second Birthday
The Parker backyard looked like a craft store had exploded in the most delightful way possible. Red, blue, and yellow streamers twisted through the air like colorful snakes, balloons bobbed and weaved in the crisp October breeze, and a small army of toddlers had taken control of the lawn with the strategic precision of tiny generals planning maximum chaos.
May Parker stood at the kitchen window, her dark hair pulled back in a messy bun that had started the day looking much more intentional, watching the beautiful disaster unfold outside. She was wearing her favorite jeans—the ones with paint stains from when she'd helped Ben refinish Harry's crib—and a sweater that had already collected fingerprints from approximately seven different children.
"Ben, honey!" she called through the open window, her voice carrying that particular tone that meant business. "Tommy Chen is about to eat that pinecone, and I'm pretty sure Sarah Martinez just figured out how to unlatch the gate!"
Ben Parker, looking slightly frazzled but grinning widely, jogged across the yard with Harry perched on his shoulders. His button-down shirt had somehow acquired grass stains and what looked like juice box residue, and his usually neat hair was sticking up at odd angles—though not as impressively as Harry's, which seemed to defy both gravity and hair gel on a molecular level.
"Got it!" Ben called back, swooping down to redirect Tommy toward more edible options while simultaneously hip-checking the gate closed. "Crisis averted! Well, this crisis. I'm sure they're planning seventeen more."
Harry giggled from his perch, his bright green eyes sparkling with mischief. "Daddy funny!"
"Your daddy is something, alright," May muttered fondly, returning to the elaborate train-shaped cake that was currently testing both her artistic abilities and her sanity. She'd been working on it since six in the morning, and it now sported multiple train cars, tiny fondant wheels, and a level of detail that would have made professional bakers weep—either with joy or terror, she wasn't sure which.
The doorbell rang, and May quickly wiped her frosting-covered hands on her apron before hurrying to answer it. She pulled open the door to find her sister-in-law Mary Parker standing there with a warm smile, looking annoyingly put-together despite having just driven three hours with a four-year-old.
Mary's blonde hair was pulled back in a perfect low ponytail, not a strand out of place, and her casual outfit somehow managed to look both comfortable and effortlessly stylish. She had that scientist's precision about her appearance—everything exactly where it should be.
"May! Oh my god, you look..." Mary paused, taking in May's flour-dusted apron and slightly manic expression. "You look like you've been having an adventure."
"That's one way to put it," May laughed, pulling Mary into a warm hug. "I've been up since dawn working on this cake, and I'm pretty sure I've used every bowl in the kitchen. Twice. How was the drive? Please tell me Peter behaved better than last time."
"The drive was actually great—Peter slept for the last hour, which was a miracle. And Richard only got lost once, which is practically a record for him." Mary stepped aside to reveal her husband emerging from their car, his sandy hair catching the afternoon light as he carefully helped a sleepy-looking little boy out of his car seat.
Richard Parker was tall and lean, with the kind of easy smile that made people instantly comfortable. He had Ben's warm eyes but a more animated energy, the kind of person who talked with his hands and got excited about everything from new scientific discoveries to particularly good sandwiches.
"May!" Richard called out, jogging up the walkway with Peter's hand firmly in his. "Sorry we're a few minutes late—we had to stop for an emergency bathroom break and then Peter insisted on bringing exactly twelve toy trains, which required very careful car Tetris to fit in the trunk."
"Twelve trains seems perfectly reasonable for a train-themed party," May said seriously, crouching down to Peter's level. "Hi there, sweetheart. I love your shirt!"
Peter Parker looked up at her with serious brown eyes that were exactly like his father's but somehow seemed older, more thoughtful. He was wearing a striped t-shirt and jeans, and clutching a small backpack that was undoubtedly full of the aforementioned trains.
"Hi, Aunt May," he said softly, still half-hiding behind Richard's legs. "Is Harry really turning two? That seems very little."
"It is pretty little," May agreed gravely. "But he's getting bigger every day. Just this morning he managed to climb onto the kitchen counter all by himself to steal a piece of banana before breakfast."
"That's pretty impressive," Richard said, ruffling Peter's hair. "When you were two, you couldn't even reach the doorknobs yet."
"I'm much taller now," Peter announced with the dignity of someone who had recently had this fact confirmed via careful measurement against the refrigerator.
"You absolutely are. Come on, let's go find Harry and Uncle Ben. I think Harry's going to be very excited to see you."
They made their way through the house and out to the backyard, where Ben was currently mediating a dispute between two toddlers over who got to use the red bucket in the sandbox. Harry had wandered over to watch the proceedings with the fascination of someone observing a nature documentary.
"Richard!" Ben's face lit up as he spotted his brother. "You made it! And look at this guy—Peter, you've grown at least a foot since Christmas!"
"Three and a half inches," Peter corrected seriously. "We measured."
"Three and a half inches! That's practically a growth spurt." Ben abandoned his sandbox diplomacy to give his brother a proper hug, then crouched down to Peter's level. "Harry's been asking about you all week. He keeps saying 'Peter come? Peter come?' It's been pretty adorable."
As if summoned by his name, Harry toddled over with the determined gait of someone who had places to be and things to do. His dark hair was doing something particularly creative today—no matter how much May had tried to tame it that morning, it insisted on sticking up in approximately seven different directions.
"PETER!" Harry announced with the enthusiasm of someone discovering their favorite person in the entire world. He threw his arms up in the universal toddler gesture for "pick me up immediately."
Peter looked down at his little cousin with careful consideration, then glanced at his father for permission before crouching down to Harry's level instead of picking him up.
"Hi, Harry," Peter said solemnly. "Happy birthday. You're two now, which is bigger than one but smaller than four."
"Two!" Harry agreed enthusiastically, holding up three fingers in a way that suggested he was still working on the whole numbers concept. "Big boy!"
"You are a big boy," Peter nodded seriously. "Do you still like trains?"
Harry's entire face transformed with joy. "TRAINS! Choo choo!" He began running in a small circle, making what could generously be called train noises but sounded more like a very enthusiastic sneeze.
"I brought some of my trains to share," Peter announced, which caused Harry to stop mid-choo and stare at him with the kind of awe usually reserved for magic tricks.
"Share trains?" Harry whispered, as if the concept was almost too wonderful to believe.
"Yep. They're in my backpack. We can play with them after cake, okay?"
"Cake?" Harry's attention span, typical for a nearly-two-year-old, immediately shifted to this new and exciting topic. "Birthday cake?"
"The most amazing train cake you've ever seen," May said, appearing beside them with perfect timing. "Hi, Peter, sweetheart. Are you hungry? I've got juice boxes and goldfish crackers, and I think someone might have hidden some grapes around here somewhere."
"I like grapes," Peter said shyly. "Thank you, Aunt May."
"You're so polite!" May beamed, then looked around at the chaos of children scattered across their yard. "Okay, troops, let's think about gathering everyone up for cake time!"
"Already?" Ben checked his watch and looked surprised. "Wow, time flies when you're preventing small children from eating landscaping."
"Speaking of which," Richard said with a grin, "Peter, remember what we talked about in the car. What are the birthday party rules?"
Peter straightened up with the seriousness of someone reciting very important information. "Don't eat anything that isn't food. Don't climb on things that aren't for climbing. Share nicely. And if I'm not sure about something, ask a grown-up."
"Excellent. You're officially ready for toddler party duty."
"What about Harry?" Peter asked, looking at his cousin with concern. "Does he know the rules?"
Harry, who had been listening to this exchange with great interest, suddenly announced, "No rules!" and took off running across the yard with his arms spread wide like an airplane.
"Well," Ben said philosophically, "at least he's honest."
Mary laughed, the kind of bright, delighted sound that made everyone around her smile. "I remember when Peter went through his 'no rules' phase. It lasted approximately six months and involved a lot of creative childproofing."
"We're still in the creative childproofing phase," May admitted. "Yesterday I found Harry standing on his toy box trying to reach the top shelf of his closet. When I asked him what he was doing, he said 'getting bear' in the most reasonable tone, like obviously that explained everything."
"Did he get the bear?" Peter asked with genuine curiosity.
"He did, actually. I'm still not entirely sure how."
Ben and May exchanged a quick look—the kind of marital communication that happened without words. Harry's occasional unexplainable achievements were becoming more frequent, and they were running out of ways to dismiss them as normal toddler behavior.
"Alright everyone!" May called out in her best crowd-control voice. "Cake time! Everyone to the picnic table!"
The announcement of cake caused an immediate stampede as eight toddlers and one preschooler suddenly remembered why they were there. There was a brief traffic jam at the patio door as everyone tried to get through at once, which resulted in a lot of giggling and mild chaos.
"Single file, guys!" Ben called out, gently organizing the line. "The cake isn't going anywhere!"
Harry, with the confidence of the birthday boy, marched straight to the head of the line. Peter, torn between following the rules about waiting your turn and wanting to stay close to his cousin, hesitated for a moment before Harry grabbed his hand and pulled him along.
"Peter come too!" Harry announced, as if this settled any possible objections.
"Is that okay?" Peter asked Ben uncertainly.
"Absolutely," Ben said warmly. "Birthday boy gets to choose his cake partner."
The adults followed the children out to the backyard, where the picnic table had been transformed into something out of a Pinterest board. May had outdone herself—the train cake sat in the center like a magnificent centerpiece, complete with multiple cars, tiny fondant people waving from windows, and two bright candles shaped like the number two.
"May, this is incredible," Mary breathed, staring at the cake. "Did you really make this yourself?"
"I may have gotten a little carried away," May admitted, but she was clearly pleased with the reaction. "I found the design online and thought, how hard could it be?"
"Famous last words," Richard laughed. "It looks amazing, though. Peter, look at that detail work!"
Peter was indeed studying the cake with the kind of intense focus he usually reserved for his favorite books. "Aunt May, how did you make the wheels so round?"
"Very carefully and with a lot of muttering under my breath," May said honestly. "The first batch looked more like squares."
Harry had climbed up onto the bench and was staring at the cake with wide eyes, clearly overwhelmed by the magnitude of it all. "Big cake," he whispered.
"It's a very big cake," Ben agreed, lifting Harry up so he could see better. "What do you think, buddy? Ready to make a wish?"
"What's a wish?" Harry asked, tilting his head in that way that made him look exactly like a confused puppy.
"A wish is when you think about something you really want," Peter explained seriously, "and then you blow out the candles and maybe it'll come true."
"Like magic?"
"Sort of like magic," Ben said carefully. "But the real magic is having all the people who love you here to celebrate with you."
"That's very smooth, Dad," Richard said quietly, grinning at his brother.
"I have my moments."
The other children had arranged themselves around the table with varying degrees of patience. Tommy Chen was systematically trying to lick frosting off his finger despite not having touched the cake yet, Sarah Martinez was standing on her tiptoes trying to get a better view, and the Johnson twins were having a whispered argument about something that seemed very important to them.
"Okay, everyone," May said, pulling out her phone for pictures, "let's sing happy birthday to Harry!"
"Wait!" Peter suddenly exclaimed. "I want to help him blow out the candles. Is that okay, Harry?"
Harry nodded enthusiastically. "Peter help!"
"Happy birthday to you," the assembled crowd began singing, and Harry's face transformed with delight. He clapped along with the rhythm, occasionally shouting "BIRTHDAY!" in the middle of verses, while Peter stood beside him with the serious expression of someone taking their candle-blowing duties very seriously.
When they reached "Happy birthday, dear Harry," Peter's clear voice rang out above the others, and Harry turned to beam at his cousin with obvious adoration.
"Make a wish, sweetheart," May whispered in Harry's ear.
Harry screwed up his face in concentration, staring at the candles with the intensity of someone making a very important decision. He looked at Peter, then at Ben and May, then at all the smiling faces around him.
"I wish..." he said loudly, apparently not understanding the concept of silent wishes, "I wish Peter stay forever and we have cake every day and... and..." He paused, thinking hard. "And trains!"
"Those are excellent wishes," Ben said solemnly. "Now blow out the candles."
Harry took a deep breath, and Peter leaned in to help. Together, they blew with all their might—and not only did both candles go out, but several balloons that had been tied to the fence posts suddenly popped in quick succession, as if they'd all decided to join the celebration.
The children cheered at the unexpected balloon finale, completely delighted by what they assumed was part of the planned entertainment. The adults, however, exchanged glances. A gentle breeze had picked up at exactly the right moment, though May noticed with growing concern that the wind seemed to have originated from exactly where Harry was standing.
"Wow!" Peter exclaimed, eyes wide. "That was the best candle-blowing ever! How did you make the balloons pop too?"
Harry looked around with the vaguely confused expression of someone who couldn't quite remember what they'd been doing. "Don't know. Birthday magic?"
"Must have been birthday magic," Ben said quickly, shooting May a look that said they'd discuss this later. "Okay, who wants cake?"
The announcement of actual cake distribution caused a renewed frenzy of excitement. May began the delicate process of cutting and serving pieces while managing to keep order among a group of sugar-impatient toddlers.
"I want the engine!" Tommy Chen announced.
"I want a wheel!" Sarah Martinez countered.
"Can I have the caboose?" Peter asked politely, which earned him an approving smile from Mary.
"Harry gets first pick," May announced diplomatically. "What piece do you want, birthday boy?"
Harry studied the cake with the seriousness of someone making a life-altering decision. Finally, he pointed to a section that included part of the engine and two cars. "Big piece! For sharing with Peter!"
"You want to share your birthday cake?" Ben asked, clearly touched.
"Peter my cousin," Harry said matter-of-factly, as if this explained everything about cake-sharing obligations.
"That's very sweet, Harry," Mary said softly, and May noticed her eyes were a little misty.
As the adults began the complex logistics of cake distribution—which involved remembering who was allergic to what, who didn't like chocolate (a concept Harry found personally offensive), and who needed their cake cut into very specific shapes—the children scattered around the yard to eat their treats.
Peter and Harry settled on the porch steps, where Peter was carefully showing Harry the proper technique for eating cake without getting it in your hair.
"You have to take smaller bites," Peter explained patiently. "Like this. See? Otherwise it gets all over your face."
Harry attempted to follow this advice, with limited success. Within thirty seconds, he had managed to get chocolate frosting on his cheek, his nose, and somehow behind his left ear.
"Harry," Peter said with the long-suffering tone of someone dealing with a particularly challenging student, "you're supposed to eat it, not wear it."
"Tastes good everywhere!" Harry announced cheerfully, taking another enthusiastic bite.
Richard, who had been watching this interaction with obvious amusement, sat down on the steps beside them. "You know, Peter, when you were two, you once got so much spaghetti sauce in your hair that we had to give you a bath in the kitchen sink."
"Really?" Peter looked skeptical.
"Really. Your mom has pictures. You looked like a very small, very confused tomato."
Mary appeared with a wet napkin and began the process of de-chocolating Harry's face. "Some things never change. Peter still manages to get food in impossible places."
"I do not!" Peter protested, just as a piece of cake fell off his fork and landed squarely on his shoe.
"Point proven," Richard said with a grin.
As the afternoon wore on, the party hit that perfect sweet spot where the children were happy and occupied, the adults could actually have conversations, and nobody was crying. Peter had retrieved his backpack of trains and was showing Harry how to make them go around a track he'd built in the sandbox.
"This one is Thomas," Peter explained, holding up a blue engine. "He's the main character. And this is Percy—he's Thomas's best friend."
"Best friend," Harry repeated solemnly, clutching Percy to his chest.
"Yeah. Best friends stick together and help each other and share their toys."
"Like us?"
Peter considered this with the gravity of someone making an important pronouncement. "Yeah. Like us. We're cousins, but we can be best friends too."
From the patio, where the adults were finally getting a chance to sit down with their own pieces of cake, May watched this interaction with a full heart.
"They're really bonding," she said softly to Mary.
"Peter's been talking about Harry all week," Mary replied. "He keeps asking when we're going to move closer so they can play together more often."
"About that," Richard said, settling into one of the patio chairs with a contented sigh. "We have some news."
Ben looked up from his cake, immediately alert to the tone in his brother's voice. "Good news or 'we need to borrow money' news?"
"Definitely good news. Mary got the position at Empire State University."
"Richard!" Mary smacked his arm lightly. "I was going to tell them!"
"Sorry, I got excited. You tell them the rest."
Mary's face lit up with barely contained excitement. "The genetics department offered me exactly the kind of research position I've been dreaming about. Hereditary traits, genetic expression, inherited characteristics—it's everything I've been working toward."
"Mary, that's incredible!" May exclaimed, jumping up to hug her sister-in-law. "Congratulations! I'm so proud of you!"
"Thank you. The thing is, it would mean moving to the city. We've been looking at houses in Forest Hills, actually."
Ben nearly choked on his cake. "Forest Hills? As in, our Forest Hills?"
"The very same. We found a few places we want to look at, all within about a ten-minute drive from here."
May felt like she might cry from happiness. "You're moving here? Really?"
"Well, not here exactly," Richard clarified, "but close enough that Sunday dinners and impromptu playdates would be completely feasible."
From the sandbox, they heard Harry's delighted laughter followed by Peter's patient voice: "No, Harry, the train goes on the track, not in your mouth."
"Everything goes in his mouth," Ben explained to Richard. "It's like he's conducting a scientific experiment to determine the taste and texture of every object in the house."
"When does the position start?" May asked, still processing the wonderful news.
"January," Mary said. "Which gives us a few months to find a house, sell our place upstate, and make the transition. Speaking of which, we wanted to ask a favor."
"Anything," May said immediately.
"I want to come down next month to really look at houses and get familiar with the area, but dragging Peter to twenty different open houses seemed like cruel and unusual punishment for a four-year-old."
"Especially since he'll probably have very strong opinions about which houses have the best yards for train tracks," Richard added with a grin.
"Would you mind if we left him here for a weekend? He could play with Harry, and we could focus on house-hunting without having to worry about keeping him entertained."
"Are you kidding?" May was practically bouncing with excitement. "We'd love to have Peter for a weekend! Right, Ben?"
"Absolutely. Harry would be thrilled. He's been asking when Peter can come for a sleepover ever since you visited at Christmas."
"Peter would love that too," Mary said. "He's been asking if Harry could be his little brother. When we told him about moving closer, he got very excited about the possibility of 'teaching Harry everything he needs to know.'"
"Such as?" Ben asked, amused.
"According to Peter's list, which he wrote down very carefully, Harry needs to learn: how to tie his shoes, how to ride a bike, how to build the ultimate blanket fort, the proper way to eat ice cream so it doesn't drip, and the complete backstory of every Thomas the Tank Engine character."
"That's quite a curriculum," Richard laughed.
"Peter takes his big cousin responsibilities very seriously," Mary said fondly.
From across the yard, they heard a small commotion. Peter and Harry had apparently decided that the sandbox was insufficient for their train empire and had begun expanding operations onto the lawn. What started as a simple track had somehow become an elaborate transportation network involving blocks, toy cars, and what appeared to be most of the party decorations.
"Harry," Peter was saying in his patient teacher voice, "you can't just put the train anywhere. It has to follow the track, see? Otherwise the passengers get confused."
"Passengers?" Harry asked, peering into the train car.
"The little people inside. They're trying to get somewhere important, so we have to make sure the train goes the right way."
Harry nodded very seriously, then carefully placed the train back on the track. As he did, several of the blocks that had been precariously balanced as part of their construction suddenly shifted and settled into a much more stable configuration, as if they had rearranged themselves.
Peter stared at the improved structure with obvious admiration. "Wow, Harry, that's way better! How did you know to do that?"
Harry looked around with the confused expression he got when things happened that he didn't quite understand. "Don't know. Just... looked better that way."
"You're really good at building things," Peter said with genuine admiration. "Can you teach me how to make them stay up like that?"
"I don't know how," Harry said honestly. "They just... do it."
Ben caught May's eye and saw his own concern reflected there. These incidents were definitely becoming more frequent, and Harry was getting old enough to notice that other children couldn't make things "just happen" the way he could.
"Maybe we should think about getting those boys cleaned up for dinner," May suggested, standing up and brushing cake crumbs off her jeans.
"Do we have to?" Peter called out, apparently having superhuman hearing when it came to discussions of ending fun activities.
"Afraid so, buddy," Richard said. "We've got a long drive ahead of us."
"Can't we stay for dinner? Please?" Peter's bottom lip jutted out in the universal expression of childhood disappointment.
"We really should get going," Mary said gently. "But remember, we're coming back soon to look at houses."
"And then we'll live here?" Peter asked hopefully, scrambling to his feet.
"Close to here," Richard confirmed. "Close enough that you and Harry can have playdates whenever you want."
Harry, who had been quietly listening to this conversation, suddenly perked up. "Peter stay forever?"
"Not forever," Ben explained, lifting Harry up and brushing sand off his clothes. "But Peter's family is going to move much closer to us, so you'll see each other much more often."
"Every day?"
"Maybe not every day," May said gently, "but lots of days. Would you like that?"
Harry's face lit up like Christmas morning. "YES! Peter stay! We play trains every day!"
"Well, not every day," Peter said with four-year-old practicality. "Some days I'll have to go to school and stuff. But we can play trains a lot!"
"What's school?" Harry asked with genuine curiosity.
"It's where kids go to learn things. Like letters and numbers and how to read books."
"I want to learn letters!"
"When you're bigger," Ben promised. "Right now you're just the right size for learning how to put on your own shoes and brush your teeth."
"I can brush teeth!" Harry announced proudly. "Watch!" He pretended to brush his teeth with his finger, making enthusiastic scrubbing motions.
"Very impressive," Mary laughed. "Peter, we really do need to start packing up your trains."
"Okay," Peter said with resignation, then turned to Harry with sudden inspiration. "Harry, do you want to keep one of my trains until I come back? Like a... like a friendship train?"
Harry's eyes went wide. "Really?"
"Really. Which one do you want?"
Harry looked over the collection of trains with the seriousness of someone making a very important decision. Finally, he pointed to Percy, the green engine he'd been playing with earlier.
"Percy," he said firmly. "He's nice."
"Percy is a great choice," Peter agreed, placing the train carefully in Harry's hands. "You have to take really good care of him, okay? And when I come back, you can tell me all the adventures he had."
Harry clutched Percy to his chest like a precious treasure. "I take good care. Promise."
"I know you will."
The two boys hugged with the fierce affection of children who had decided they belonged together, and May felt her heart squeeze with emotion. Peter's natural kindness and Harry's enthusiastic affection for his older cousin were creating exactly the kind of bond she'd hoped for.
As Richard and Mary gathered their things and Peter reluctantly packed up the remaining trains, the party began winding down. The other families had already departed, leaving behind the pleasant debris of a successful children's celebration—stray balloons caught in tree branches, cake crumbs scattered across the patio, and that particular kind of exhausted happiness that came after a day well spent.
"Thank you so much for including us," Mary said, giving May another hug. "This was exactly what Peter needed. He's been a little anxious about the move, but seeing how excited he is about being closer to Harry... I think it's going to be great for both of them."
"Harry's going to miss him," Ben said, watching their son wave goodbye from the porch while still clutching Percy. "He keeps asking when 'Peter come back.'"
"Soon," Richard promised. "And next time, maybe we can convince May to share that cake recipe. I haven't had anything that good since our wedding."
"I'll email it to you," May laughed. "Fair warning though—it requires patience, a lot of coffee, and the ability to start over when your first attempt looks like a train wreck. Literally."
As the car pulled away, with Peter waving frantically from the back window and shouting promises to take good care of Harry's friendship train, the Parker family stood on their front porch feeling that particular mix of contentment and exhaustion that came after hosting a successful party.
"Well," Ben said, looking around at the chaos of their backyard, "I'd say that was a complete success."
"Complete success and complete disaster," May agreed cheerfully. "Look at this place. It's going to take hours to clean up."
Harry, who had been unusually quiet since Peter's departure, suddenly tugged on Ben's pants leg. "Daddy? When Peter come back?"
"Soon, buddy. A few weeks, maybe a month."
"That's a long time."
"It might seem like a long time, but you know what? We can count the days on the calendar, and we can play with Percy while we wait."
Harry held up the small green train, studying it carefully. "Percy misses Thomas."
"I bet he does. But Percy is brave, and he knows Thomas will be back soon. Just like Peter will be back soon."
"And then we'll be neighbors?"
"Close to neighbors," May confirmed. "Close enough that you can play together all the time."
Harry seemed to consider this, then nodded seriously. "Good. I like Peter. He's my best friend."
"That's wonderful, sweetheart. Having a best friend is one of the most special things in the world."
As they began the process of cleaning up—which involved a lot of trash bags, several trips to the recycling bin, and discovering cake in places cake had no business being—May reflected on the day. Harry had been so happy, so completely in his element with Peter and the other children. For a few hours, he'd been just a normal almost-two-year-old having a birthday party, not the famous Harry Potter with a destiny hanging over his head.
"Penny for your thoughts," Ben said, appearing beside her with an armload of deflated balloons.
"Just thinking about how normal this felt," May said softly. "How right. Like this is exactly where he's supposed to be."
"He is exactly where he's supposed to be," Ben said firmly. "He's home, May. This is his life now. Birthday parties and friendship trains and learning to share cake."
"I know. It's just... seeing him with Peter today, seeing how naturally they connected... it made me think about everything he might have had if things had been different."
Ben set down the balloons and took her hands, his expression serious but gentle. "May, listen to me. We can't change what happened to his parents. We can't give him back the life he might have had. But we can give him the best possible life he can have now. And judging by today—by the way he laughed and played and shared his cake and made friends—I'd say we're doing pretty well."
May smiled, leaning into his warmth. "When did you get so wise?"
"I married a woman who makes me want to be the best version of myself," Ben said simply. "That tends to have a clarifying effect."
From inside the house, they heard Harry's voice calling out: "Mommy! Daddy! Percy wants dinner!"
"And there's our cue," May laughed. "Come on, let's go feed the train."
As they headed inside, May took one last look at their backyard. Tomorrow, she'd finish cleaning up the streamers caught in the maple trees and find all the stray pieces of cake that had somehow migrated to impossible locations. Tonight, she'd give Harry a bath and help him put Percy safely on his nightstand, and she'd read him stories until he fell asleep with chocolate still smudged on his cheek.
And in a few weeks, when Richard and Mary came back to look at houses, the real adventure would begin. Peter and Harry would become the kind of cousins who grew up more like brothers, the kind who shared secrets and adventures and the unshakeable conviction that they could take on the world together.
It wasn't the life Harry Potter was supposed to have. But for Harry Parker, it was going to be perfect.
Chapter 3: Chapter 2
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One Year Later - Spring in Forest Hills
The morning sun streamed through the kitchen windows of the Parker house, illuminating what could only be described as the aftermath of a breakfast battle that had clearly been won by entropy. Harry Parker, now a sturdy three-year-old with an impressive case of bedhead that seemed to mock the very concept of brushes, was sitting at the kitchen table wearing more scrambled eggs than he'd apparently eaten.
"Harry, sweetheart," May said with the patient tone of someone who'd had this conversation many times before, "the eggs are supposed to go in your mouth, not on your shirt. Or your hair. Or, somehow, your elbow."
She paused, genuinely puzzled. "How did you even get eggs on your elbow?"
"But they're more fun on my shirt," Harry replied with the unassailable logic of a three-year-old. "Look, it looks like clouds! And this part looks like a dinosaur! See?"
From across the table, Peter Parker—now a dignified five-year-old who took his role as older cousin very seriously—shook his head with world-weary disappointment. "Harry, you can't wear your breakfast. That's not how eating works."
"Says who?" Harry challenged, taking another bite and somehow managing to get egg in his hair despite the spoon being nowhere near his head.
"Says everyone! Says science! Says... says the Constitution!" Peter looked desperately around for backup. "Right, Uncle Ben?"
Ben Parker, who was attempting to read the morning paper while simultaneously preventing Harry from using his orange juice as finger paint, looked up with the expression of a man who'd learned to choose his battles carefully and had lost most of them anyway.
"Well," Ben said diplomatically, folding his paper with the resignation of someone who knew he wouldn't be reading it today, "I think the general consensus is that food works better when it's inside your body rather than decorating the outside of it."
"See?" Peter said triumphantly. "Uncle Ben agrees with me. He's very smart about these things."
"Uncle Ben is smart about everything," Harry agreed cheerfully, then brightened considerably. "But Peter, look!" He held up a forkful of eggs. "If I put it here..." He carefully placed the eggs on his nose, "then it's almost inside! It's like... pre-inside!"
"That's not—Harry, that's not how—" Peter looked around desperately for adult intervention. "Aunt May! Harry's being weird again!"
"Weird is Harry's specialty," May said fondly, approaching with a damp washcloth and the expression of someone who'd done this dance many times before. "Come here, you little mess maker. Let's see if we can find your actual face under all that breakfast."
"Is there treasure under there too?" Harry asked hopefully as May began the archaeological excavation of cleaning him up.
"Well, let's see... we've got egg, we've got what I think is jam from yesterday, and... oh my goodness, is that Play-Doh?"
"That's from my art project!" Harry said proudly. "I was making a sculpture of Uncle Ben!"
"You were making a sculpture of me?" Ben asked, looking touched despite himself.
"Yeah! It was gonna be really good but then I got hungry and ate some of it."
"You ate Play-Doh?" Peter stared at his cousin in horrified fascination.
"Just a little bit. It's okay, it tastes like... like purple."
"Purple isn't a taste," Peter said with five-year-old scientific authority.
"It is if you try hard enough," Harry replied with absolute certainty. "Everything can be a taste if you're brave."
Ben caught May's eye over the top of Harry's head and grinned. Harry's unique philosophy of life never failed to entertain them, even when it involved consuming art supplies.
"Speaking of weird," May said, glancing out the kitchen window while scrubbing what might have been syrup off Harry's cheek, "looks like we're getting new neighbors. There's a moving truck across the street."
Both boys immediately abandoned breakfast and scrambled to the window, Peter boosting Harry up so he could see over the sill.
"Big truck!" Harry announced with the enthusiasm he reserved for vehicles of any kind. "Really, really big truck! It's like a truck that ate other trucks!"
"Moving truck," Peter corrected automatically, then pressed his face against the glass. "That means new people are moving in. I wonder if they have kids."
"What kind of kids?" Harry asked with genuine curiosity. "Big kids? Little kids? Medium kids? Cat kids?"
"Cat kids aren't a thing, Harry."
"They could be. Maybe the new people are very advanced."
"Kids?" May repeated, joining them at the window. "That would be nice. The Hendersons moved out last month, and Mrs. Chen says the house has been empty too long. Empty houses make neighborhoods sad."
"How can a neighborhood be sad?" Harry asked, apparently finding this concept fascinating.
"Well," Ben said, coming over to investigate the commotion, "neighborhoods are like families. When someone's missing, everyone feels it a little bit."
Indeed, the large moving truck was disgorging what seemed like an endless stream of furniture and boxes, supervised by a moving crew that looked like they'd been at it since dawn. Professional movers with the kind of efficiency that came from doing this dance hundreds of times, carrying everything from couches to what looked like an unusually large number of books.
"They have a lot of stuff," Peter observed. "Like, a LOT of stuff. More stuff than us."
"Maybe they're stuff collectors," Harry suggested helpfully. "Maybe that's their job."
"Can we go see?" Harry asked hopefully, bouncing slightly on his toes. "Please? I want to meet the new people! I want to see if they're nice!"
"They're probably busy getting settled," May said gently, though she was clearly as curious as the boys. "Moving is hard work. Maybe we should let them get organized first."
"But what if they have kids and the kids are lonely and need friends right away?" Peter asked with the kind of earnest concern that made adults remember why they loved children so much. "What if they're scared because everything's new and different?"
"That's very thoughtful of you, Peter," Ben said warmly, putting a hand on the boy's shoulder. "Tell you what—why don't we keep an eye out, and if we see any kids, we can think about going over to introduce ourselves."
"Or we could make them cookies!" Harry suggested with sudden inspiration, clapping his hands together and sending the last of his breakfast eggs flying. "Everyone likes cookies! Even sad people! Even scary people! Even people who don't like anything!"
"That's actually not a bad idea," May mused, already mentally reviewing her baking supplies. "I was planning to do some baking today anyway. Fresh cookies are a nice welcome gift. Very neighborly."
"Can we help?" Peter asked eagerly, his eyes lighting up. "I'm very good at stirring. And measuring. And not making messes."
He shot a pointed look at Harry.
"And I'm very good at eating!" Harry added helpfully, completely missing the subtext. "And tasting! And making sure everything's delicious!"
"I'm sure you are, buddy," Ben laughed, ruffling Harry's already chaotic hair. "But maybe we should focus on making enough cookies to actually give some away this time."
"What happened last time?" Harry asked innocently.
"Last time you 'quality tested' so many cookies that we only had three left to give to Mrs. Chen," Peter reminded him.
"But they were really, really good cookies! I was being thorough!"
"Thorough," May repeated with amusement. "Is that what we're calling it?"
The morning progressed with the usual controlled chaos that had become the Parker household norm. Peter, who was spending the day with Ben and May while Richard and Mary attended a conference in Boston, was in his element helping May with the cookie preparation while Harry provided enthusiastic but somewhat counterproductive assistance.
"Peter, can you measure out the flour?" May asked, setting up the mixing bowls with practiced efficiency. "Two cups, level."
"Two cups, level," Peter repeated seriously, climbing onto his special step stool. He approached the flour canister with the concentration of a surgeon performing a delicate operation. "Should I use the scooping method or the spooning method?"
"My goodness, someone's been paying attention," May said with impressed surprise. "Where did you learn about different measuring methods?"
"Dad showed me," Peter said proudly, carefully scooping flour. "He said precision is important in both science and cooking because they're basically the same thing, just with different equipment."
"Your dad's absolutely right. Richard always was smart about these things."
Meanwhile, Harry had assigned himself the crucial task of quality control, which seemed to involve tasting every ingredient individually with scientific thoroughness.
"Harry," May said, noticing him with his finger in the sugar bowl, "what are you doing, sweetie?"
"Making sure it's good sugar," Harry replied with complete seriousness, licking his finger thoughtfully. "We can't give bad cookies to the new people. That would be rude. And maybe illegal."
"Illegal?" Ben asked, appearing in the doorway with raised eyebrows.
"Well, if you give someone bad cookies, isn't that like... like lying but with food?"
"That's..." Ben paused, considering this. "That's actually a surprisingly sophisticated ethical question."
"I'm very sophisticated," Harry agreed solemnly. "But I need to test more sugar to be sure it's all equally good."
"Harry, sugar is sugar," Peter said, pausing in his careful flour measuring to stare at his younger cousin. "It doesn't have different parts. It's not like... like a sandwich where one end might have more mayo."
"How do you know?" Harry challenged. "Have you tested all the parts? What if this sugar is happy sugar and that sugar is sad sugar? What if they taste different?"
"That's..." Peter considered this with the scientific mind he'd inherited from both his parents, his brow furrowing in genuine thought. "That's actually a good point. Maybe we should test it more thoroughly. You know, for science."
"Oh no," May laughed, quickly moving the sugar bowl out of reach. "I'm not having both of you eating raw sugar. That's a recipe for disaster of the highest order."
"What kind of disaster?" Harry asked with genuine curiosity, apparently finding the concept of sugar-related disasters fascinating rather than concerning.
"The kind where you both bounce off the walls for three hours like tiny, adorable tornadoes and then crash so hard you sleep until tomorrow," Ben explained with the voice of experience.
"I want to bounce off the walls!" Harry announced excitedly, beginning to demonstrate with some experimental bouncing. "That sounds amazing! Do I get to pick which walls?"
"Trust me, buddy, it's less fun than it sounds," Ben assured him, gently catching Harry mid-bounce. "And your Mom would never forgive me if I let you turn into a sugar tornado."
"I wouldn't mind being a tornado," Harry mused. "Tornadoes are very powerful. And spinny."
As they continued their cookie-making enterprise—which involved a lot of flour getting places flour wasn't supposed to be, Peter patiently explaining proper mixing technique to an increasingly chaos-oriented Harry, and May performing minor miracles to keep the actual cookies on track—they kept an eye on the activity across the street.
Around mid-morning, Ben noticed a car pull up behind the moving truck.
"Looks like the family's arriving," he called to May, wiping cookie dough off his hands. "Want to come take a look?"
The whole household migrated to the living room window, where they had a better view of the street. A sedan had parked behind the moving truck, and they watched as a man and woman got out of the car—both looked to be in their thirties, the woman with auburn hair pulled back in a practical ponytail, the man tall and lanky with the kind of animated gestures that suggested he was already talking enthusiastically about something.
"They look nice," May observed, adjusting Harry on her hip so he could see better.
"The man's very tall," Harry noted with interest. "Like a giraffe person. I like giraffes."
"He's not a giraffe, Harry," Peter said, but he was studying the new neighbors with intense curiosity.
But it was what happened next that really caught their attention. The woman opened the back door of the car and helped out a little girl who looked to be about Peter's age. The child had bright red hair that caught the morning sunlight like fire, and even from across the street, they could see she was wearing a sundress that was clearly her favorite—the kind of outfit that had been chosen for comfort and beloved familiarity rather than impressing new neighbors.
"There's a kid!" Peter exclaimed, his face lighting up with excitement.
"A girl kid," Harry observed with the matter-of-fact tone of someone making a scientific notation.
"So?" Peter said, though his voice carried a slightly different tone than usual. "Girls can be friends too. Some of the best kids in my class are girls. Sally Martinez is really good at math, and Emma Chen knows everything about dinosaurs."
"I know that," Harry said patiently. "I was just being specific. Specificity is important."
The little girl was looking around the neighborhood with obvious curiosity, taking in the tree-lined street, the neat houses with their small front yards, the general suburban quietness of Queens on a weekday morning. When her gaze swept across the street, she seemed to notice the faces in the Parker window. She raised one small hand in a tentative wave.
Without thinking, all four Parkers waved back enthusiastically.
"She waved at us!" Harry announced with delight, waving both arms like he was trying to signal aircraft. "I like her already! She has good waving technique!"
"You don't even know her name," Peter said, but he was still staring across the street with unusual intensity, his hand pressed against the window glass.
"Names aren't the most important thing," Harry declared with three-year-old wisdom. "What's important is that she waves back when you wave at her. That means she's polite. And probably nice."
"Names are important too," Peter corrected automatically, but he seemed distracted, still watching the red-haired girl. "I wonder what her name is. And where she's from. And if she likes science."
"Only one way to find out," Ben said, making a decision with the tone of a man who'd recognized the signs. "May, how are those cookies coming along?"
"First batch should be out of the oven in about ten minutes," May replied, reading the subtext in her husband's voice perfectly. "Second batch maybe fifteen minutes after that."
"Perfect. I think that's just enough time for us to get these boys cleaned up and ready to make a good first impression."
"Really?" Peter's voice cracked with excitement, his whole face lighting up. "We can go meet them? Right now? Today?"
"We can go introduce ourselves and welcome them to the neighborhood," Ben confirmed. "That's what good neighbors do. That's what makes a neighborhood feel like home."
"YES!" Harry shouted, doing a little victory dance that involved a lot of arm waving and what could generously be called spinning. "I want to meet the girl with the fire hair! And the giraffe man! And the other lady!"
"But first," May said firmly, looking at both boys with the expression of someone who'd learned not to underestimate the cleaning challenge ahead of her, "we clean up. And I mean really clean up. Peter, you've got flour in your hair and on your shirt. Harry, you somehow have what looks like cookie dough on your ear."
"How did I get cookie dough on my ear?" Harry asked, reaching up to investigate with genuine puzzlement.
"That's one of life's great mysteries," Ben said solemnly. "Right up there with how socks disappear in the dryer and why you can never find a pen when you need one."
"Maybe the cookie dough jumped," Harry suggested helpfully. "Maybe it's very athletic cookie dough."
Twenty-five minutes later, after what could only be described as a minor miracle of child cleaning and clothing selection, the Parker family stood at the end of their driveway with a plate of still-warm chocolate chip cookies. Peter had been scrubbed until he gleamed and was wearing his favorite striped shirt—the one that made him feel particularly mature and responsible. Harry had been contained in his second-best outfit (the first-best having fallen victim to breakfast) and his hair had been wrestled into something approaching order through the liberal application of water and determination.
"Remember," May said quietly as they approached the house across the street, "we're just introducing ourselves and welcoming them to the neighborhood. We're not staying long—they have a lot to do today."
"And we're being polite and helpful," Ben added, balancing the cookie plate carefully.
"And not too weird," Peter said, shooting a meaningful look at Harry.
"I'm always weird," Harry replied cheerfully, skipping slightly to keep up with the adult strides. "That's my job. I'm professionally weird."
"Harry's right," Ben said with a grin. "But maybe we can aim for friendly weird instead of chaos weird today."
"What's the difference?" Harry asked with genuine curiosity.
"About thirty minutes of cleanup time," May muttered under her breath.
The moving truck was still being unloaded, and the family was clearly in the thick of directing traffic—where boxes should go, which furniture belonged in which room, and the million other details that came with relocating an entire life. The tall man was gesturing animatedly at a moving crew, explaining something with the kind of enthusiasm that suggested he found the whole process fascinating rather than stressful.
"Excuse me," Ben called out as they approached, his voice friendly but not intrusive. "Sorry to interrupt—we're the Parkers from across the street. We wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood."
The man looked up from where he'd been consulting with one of the movers about what appeared to be a very heavy box marked 'BOOKS - FRAGILE - VERY HEAVY - SERIOUSLY, IT'S REALLY HEAVY,' and his face broke into a genuinely warm smile.
"The Parkers! We were hoping to meet you. I'm Philip Watson, and this is my wife Madeline." He gestured to the auburn-haired woman, who was currently supervising the careful transport of what looked like a very expensive piano with the intensity of someone watching heart surgery.
"Careful with that! It's older than any of us and twice as valuable!" Madeline called to the movers, then turned to the Parkers with an apologetic smile. "Sorry, family heirloom. If anything happens to that piano, my mother will never forgive me. Or speak to me again. Or acknowledge my existence."
"I'm Ben, this is my wife May, and these are our boys—Peter and Harry."
"Nice to meet you all," Madeline Watson said, wiping her hands on her jeans before shaking hands with Ben and May. "Sorry we're not at our most presentable—moving day, you know how it is. Chaos with a side of panic."
"We remember," May said sympathetically, thinking of their own move to Queens years earlier. "We brought cookies. Nothing fancy, but we thought you might not have had time for lunch yet."
"Cookies!" The little red-haired girl appeared as if summoned by magic, looking up at the adults with bright green eyes full of hope and what appeared to be chocolate smudged on her chin.
"And you must be...?" Ben asked gently, crouching down to be at her eye level.
"I'm Mary Jane," she said with the careful pronunciation of someone who'd been taught to introduce herself properly to adults. "But everyone calls me MJ. Are those chocolate chip cookies? They smell really, really good."
"They are indeed," May confirmed, offering the plate. "Would you like one?"
"May I please?" MJ looked to her parents for permission with the practiced politeness of a five-year-old who'd been well-trained in cookie protocol.
"One cookie," Madeline said with a smile. "We haven't had lunch yet, and I don't want you spoiling your appetite."
"But if they're really good cookies, won't they make lunch taste better by comparison?" MJ asked with five-year-old logic.
Philip laughed—a warm, delighted sound. "She's got you there, Maddie. That's sound scientific reasoning."
MJ selected a cookie with careful deliberation, examining the chocolate chip distribution with the seriousness of a quality control expert, then took a bite. Her face lit up with delight.
"These are really good! Like, really, really good! Did you make them yourself?"
"We all helped," Peter said, stepping forward with sudden confidence, his chest puffing out slightly with pride. "I measured the flour, and Harry did quality control on the ingredients."
"Quality control?" MJ looked intrigued, tilting her head with curiosity.
"I tasted everything to make sure it was good," Harry explained with complete seriousness. "It's a very important job. Someone has to make sure the sugar is happy and the chocolate chips aren't sad."
"Sugar can be happy?" MJ asked, her eyes widening with interest.
"Oh yes," Harry nodded solemnly. "Happy sugar makes better cookies. It's science."
MJ giggled—a bright, musical sound that made Peter stand up a little straighter and Harry grin with satisfaction.
"That does sound like very important work," MJ said seriously. "I like to help cook too. My mom lets me crack eggs, but I'm not very good at it yet. I always get shells in the bowl. And sometimes on the counter. And sometimes on the floor."
"That happens to everyone at first," Peter said with the wisdom of someone who'd mastered egg-cracking months ago and felt very sophisticated about it. "You have to tap them just right—not too hard, not too soft. There's a technique to it."
"Really? Maybe you could show me sometime?" MJ asked hopefully, looking at Peter with the kind of admiration that made his face turn slightly pink.
Peter's voice was carefully steady. "Sure, I could do that. If it's okay with your parents. I'm very good at eggs now. I hardly ever get shells in the bowl anymore."
"That's very sweet of you, Peter," Madeline said, and May noticed she was trying not to smile at Peter's obvious attempt to be impressive.
"How old are you, MJ?" Harry asked with typical directness.
"I'm five. How old are you?"
"I'm three, but I'm very mature for my age," Harry replied with complete seriousness, standing up as tall as he could. "Peter's five too. That means you're the same age, which is good for being friends. Age matching is important for friendship compatibility."
"Friendship compatibility?" Philip repeated with obvious amusement. "That's quite a concept."
"Harry reads a lot of books," Ben explained with a grin. "Sometimes I'm not sure where he gets these ideas."
"I think about things," Harry said matter-of-factly. "Thinking is one of my hobbies."
"Are you looking forward to starting school here?" May asked MJ gently.
"I guess so," MJ said, though she didn't sound entirely convinced. Her voice got a little smaller. "I miss my old school and my old friends. And my old bedroom. And the tree outside my old bedroom that I could climb to the roof."
"You climbed to the roof?" Peter asked, his eyes widening with a mixture of admiration and concern.
"Only a little bit. And only when Mom wasn't looking. She doesn't like roof climbing."
"Roof climbing is generally frowned upon," Madeline confirmed dryly. "For mysterious reasons like gravity and emergency room visits."
"But Mom says I'll make new friends here," MJ continued, looking around at the Parker family hopefully. "She says New York kids are just as nice as California kids."
"You will make new friends," Peter said with sudden earnestness, stepping closer to MJ. "The kids here are really nice. Most of them, anyway. And if anyone's not nice to you, you can tell me and I'll... well, I'll think of something to do about it."
MJ studied Peter with obvious interest, her head tilted thoughtfully. "You'd do that? Even though you don't really know me yet?"
"That's what friends do," Peter said simply, with the kind of straightforward honesty that made adults remember why children were often better people than grown-ups. "And neighbors. We look out for each other."
Harry nodded sagely. "Peter's very good at looking out for people. He looks out for me all the time. Like when I tried to see if I could fly off the swing set."
"You tried to fly off the swing set?" MJ asked with fascination rather than concern.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time," Harry said philosophically. "Turns out gravity is very strong. And the ground is very hard."
"That's because you're not supposed to fly off swing sets," Peter said with the patient tone of someone who'd had this conversation before. "That's not how swing sets work."
"But how do you know until you try?" Harry countered.
"Because some things you can figure out without trying them," Peter explained. "That's called using your brain before you use your body."
MJ laughed again, and Peter's face went from pink to definitely red.
"I like how you think," she said to both boys. "You're both very interesting."
"MJ," Philip called from where he was directing the movers with what appeared to be an antique desk, "can you come help us figure out where your toys should go? The movers need to know which room gets the box labeled 'VERY IMPORTANT TOYS - HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE.'"
"Coming, Dad!" MJ called back, then turned to the Parker family. "Thank you for the cookies. And for coming over to say hi. It's nice to know there are friendly people here who make really good cookies."
"Anytime," Ben said warmly. "If you need anything—recommendations for grocery stores, doctors, the best place to get pizza, anything at all—we're right across the street."
"That's very kind of you," Madeline said gratefully. "Actually, I don't suppose you know anything about the elementary school? MJ will be starting kindergarten in the fall, and I'm a little nervous about finding the right fit."
"Peter goes to Forest Hills Elementary," May said enthusiastically. "It's a wonderful school. Really wonderful. The kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Rodriguez, is absolutely lovely. Patient, creative, great with kids who are still figuring out how to sit still."
"Really?" MJ perked up considerably. "Peter, do you think you could show me around the school sometime? So I know where everything is before the first day?"
"I..." Peter seemed to be having some kind of internal struggle between excitement and nervousness, his hands fidgeting at his sides. "I mean, yes! I could definitely show you around. I know where everything is. I could show you the library and the cafeteria and the playground and the art room and where the bathrooms are and which water fountains work best..."
"That sounds perfect," Madeline said with a warm smile. "Thank you, Peter. That's very thoughtful of you."
"And I could show you the really good climbing tree in our backyard," Harry added helpfully. "It's almost as good as a roof, but much safer. Mom approves of it."
"I approve of it with supervision," May corrected gently.
"We should probably let you get back to your moving," Ben said, recognizing the signs of a five-year-old who was getting overwhelmed by his own enthusiasm and might soon say something embarrassing. "But seriously, if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask."
"Thank you so much," Philip said warmly, his hands gesturing expressively. "It's wonderful to know we've got such thoughtful neighbors. Really wonderful. Makes the whole moving experience feel less... chaotic."
"Moving is always chaotic," Madeline said with a laugh. "But good neighbors make it bearable."
As the Parker family made their way back across the street, the adults chatting about practical neighborhood details—the best grocery store, the most reliable dry cleaner, which pizza place delivered—the boys were unusually quiet.
"MJ seems very nice," May said casually as they reached their own driveway.
"She's okay," Peter said, trying to sound nonchalant and failing completely.
"Just okay?" Ben asked with barely concealed amusement.
"I mean, she seems smart. And she likes cookies. And she asks good questions. And she has very..." Peter paused, searching for the right word while his face reddened. "Very bright hair."
"Bright hair," Harry repeated thoughtfully, bouncing slightly on his toes. "Like fire hair. Like sunset hair. I like fire hair. It's very dramatic."
"It's not fire hair," Peter said quickly, his voice slightly higher than usual. "It's just... red. Really red. Pretty red." He paused, realizing what he'd just said, and his face went crimson. "I mean... I just meant... it's a nice color. A very... nice color."
"Pretty red?" May asked gently, trying to hide her smile.
"I mean... I just meant... it's interesting. Scientifically. Red hair is actually pretty rare. It's a genetic thing. Recessive genes and stuff." Peter was clearly trying to sound academic and scientific rather than admiring.
Harry, with the intuitive understanding that sometimes came with being three and not yet concerned with social complexities, reached up and patted Peter's arm consolingly.
"It's okay, Peter. I think her hair is pretty too. And she seems nice. And she likes cookies. And she wants to learn about eggs. I think she'll be a very good friend."
"Yeah," Peter said quietly, sneaking one last look back at the Watson house where they could see MJ helping her parents organize boxes on the front porch. "I think she will too."
As they reached their own front door, May caught Ben's eye with a look that clearly said *our little boy has his first crush* and Ben's answering expression that said *this is going to be interesting and adorable and probably a little chaotic.*
"So," May said as they settled back into the house, "I was thinking we might invite the Watsons over for dinner once they're settled in. What do you boys think?"
"YES!" both boys said simultaneously, though for clearly different reasons—Harry because he liked meeting new people and learning about their stories, and Peter because... well, because MJ had pretty red hair and a nice laugh and seemed to think he was interesting.
"I could show MJ my trains," Harry said excitedly, already planning the agenda. "And my books! And my room! And the backyard! And the really good climbing tree! And maybe the secret hiding place under the porch!"
"That's very thoughtful, Harry," Ben said warmly. "What about you, Peter? Anything special you'd like to show MJ?"
Peter was quiet for a moment, thinking seriously with the kind of concentration he usually reserved for particularly challenging homework problems.
"I could show her how to crack eggs properly," he said finally. "And maybe... maybe I could show her the really good climbing tree in the backyard. The one with the branches that go up really high where you can see the whole neighborhood."
"That sounds perfect," May said softly. "I think MJ would like that very much."
From across the street, they could hear the sounds of moving—instructions being called out, furniture being scraped across floors, the general organized chaos of a family making a new place into a home. And if they listened carefully, they could occasionally hear MJ's bright laughter mixing with her parents' voices and Philip's animated explanations of where everything should go.
"I hope she likes it here," Peter said quietly, still looking out the window toward the Watson house.
"I think she will," Ben said, putting a gentle hand on Peter's shoulder. "Especially with neighbors like us to help her feel welcome."
"And especially with a friend like you to show her around," May added, ruffling Peter's hair affectionately.
Peter smiled—not the self-conscious, embarrassed smile from earlier, but a genuine, warm smile full of possibility and the kind of quiet excitement that came with making a new friend.
"Yeah," he said softly, watching as MJ appeared in one of the upstairs windows of her new house, waving down at her parents in the yard. "I think we're going to be really good friends."
And as if she could sense his thoughts, MJ looked across the street and spotted Peter in the Parker window. She waved enthusiastically, and Peter waved back immediately, his face lighting up with genuine happiness.
It was the beginning of what would become one of the most important friendships of their young lives—though none of them knew it yet. For now, it was just a three-year-old boy excited about having a new playmate who appreciated the complexity of sugar emotions, a five-year-old boy discovering that girls could be just as interesting as science experiments and comic books, and a five-year-old girl who was already feeling less lonely about her big move to New York.
Sometimes the most significant moments in life looked exactly like ordinary Tuesday mornings in Queens, complete with chocolate chip cookies, moving trucks, and bright red hair catching the spring sunlight.
Chapter 4: Chapter 3
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Six Months Later - A Saturday Morning in October
The Parker living room had been transformed into what could only be described as the most elaborate superhero headquarters that couch cushions, bedsheets, and the contents of May's linen closet could provide. Fort walls constructed with engineering precision that would have made Richard Parker proud stretched across the room, creating a maze of tunnels, secret hideouts, and what Peter had designated as "SHIELD headquarters" with a hand-drawn sign taped to the coffee table that featured remarkably detailed sketches of Captain America's shield.
"Okay, listen up, team," Peter announced with the serious authority of someone who had not only read every Captain America comic book at least three times, but had also organized them by publication date and cross-referenced them with historical accuracy. "This is Operation Cookie Liberation, and it's our most important mission yet."
Mary Jane Watson, now six years old with brilliant red curls that caught the October sunlight streaming through the windows, had seamlessly integrated herself into the Parker boys' elaborate fantasy games over the past months. She sat cross-legged behind the "prison bars" made of dining room chairs, wearing one of May's old scarves as a makeshift lab coat and holding a wooden spoon like it was some kind of scientific instrument.
"Got it, Captain," she said with mock seriousness, then immediately broke character to add, "But Peter, why does the Red Skull want to steal cookie recipes anyway? Couldn't he just, you know, buy a cookbook? They have them at the library."
"MJ, that's not how evil schemes work," Peter explained patiently, adjusting the red towel cape May had helped him fashion with safety pins. "Villains never do things the easy way. It's like... it's like a rule. If they did things the easy way, they wouldn't be villains, they'd just be people who wanted cookies."
"That actually makes a weird kind of sense," MJ admitted, tucking a curl behind her ear. "Okay, so I'm Dr. Watson, brilliant scientist who's discovered the secret to making cookies that taste like happiness itself."
"Exactly! And you've been captured by the Red Skull—that's me—because I want to use your happiness cookies to make sad cookies instead, which will make everyone in the world miserable so they're easier to control!"
Three-and-a-half-year-old Harry Parker emerged from behind the couch wearing a red, white, and blue striped shirt that May had found at a thrift store, a pot lid strapped to his arm with one of Ben's old belts, and an expression of determination that suggested he was taking his superhero responsibilities very seriously indeed. His emerald green eyes sparkled with excitement as he struck what he clearly believed was a heroic pose.
"Never fear, Dr. Watson!" Harry announced, his voice carrying the kind of dramatic flair that suggested he'd been practicing in the mirror. "Captain America is here to save you from the evil Red Skull and his diabolical cookie plot!"
"Harry, you can't just say 'diabolical,'" Peter protested with six-year-old indignation. "You have to earn the right to use advanced villain vocabulary. What does diabolical even mean?"
Harry paused, clearly stumped. "It means... really, really bad? Like, worse than when you put ketchup on mac and cheese?"
"That's actually a pretty good definition," MJ said approvingly. "The ketchup thing is definitely diabolical."
"Hey!" Peter protested. "Ketchup on mac and cheese is a perfectly reasonable food choice! Uncle Ben does it!"
From the kitchen, Ben Parker's voice carried over the elaborate play structure with the warm amusement of someone who had been eavesdropping with great enjoyment: "I heard my name being taken in vain! Are my culinary choices being maligned by superheroes?"
"Uncle Ben!" Peter called back. "Tell them ketchup on mac and cheese isn't weird!"
"Peter, my boy," Ben replied, appearing in the doorway with a dish towel thrown over his shoulder and flour in his hair, "I've learned that defending my food choices to a room full of six-year-olds is a battle even Captain America couldn't win."
"See?" Harry said to Peter with vindicated satisfaction. "Even Uncle Ben knows it's weird."
"That's not what he said!"
"It's what he implied," MJ added helpfully, grinning at Peter's outraged expression.
"You're all against me," Peter declared dramatically, throwing his red cape over his shoulder. "This is what drives people to become supervillains, you know. Mockery of their perfectly reasonable condiment choices."
"Poor Peter," May called from the kitchen, where she was apparently collaborating with Ben on some kind of baking project that involved a suspicious amount of giggling. "Oppressed by anti-ketchup prejudice. However will you cope?"
"I'll cope by taking over the world with my army of sad cookies!" Peter announced, climbing onto the coffee table and spreading his arms wide. "And then everyone will have to eat mac and cheese with ketchup!"
"That's definitely a supervillain origin story," Harry agreed sagely, raising his pot lid shield. "A tragic one, too. I almost feel sorry for you, Red Skull."
"Don't feel sorry for me!" Peter protested. "I'm supposed to be menacing! Fear my evil cape of... of... evil cape-ness!"
"That's not a real phrase," MJ pointed out, rattling her chair-prison bars. "And also, your cape is just Aunt May's old beach towel. I can see the little seahorses on it."
Peter looked down at his cape with wounded dignity. "The seahorses add character. Evil seahorses."
"Evil seahorses," Harry repeated thoughtfully. "You know what? I can work with that. Evil seahorses are definitely something Captain America would fight."
The truth was, Ben was grateful for the elaborate game and the easy banter between the children. Peter had been staying with them for the past week while Richard and Mary were traveling for work—some kind of collaborative research project with Oscorp that had required them to fly to several different facilities across Europe. Richard had seemed unusually tense before leaving, mentioning something about "complications with Norman" and "intellectual property concerns" that had made Ben uneasy, though he'd tried not to show it.
Peter, for his part, was handling his parents' absence with the resilience that had always amazed Ben and May. The six-year-old had simply unpacked his bag in what had become "his" room—the small den that they'd converted into a guest space with Superman sheets and a bookshelf full of science books that were probably too advanced for him but which he read anyway—and settled into the Parker household routine as if he'd always belonged there.
Which, in many ways, he had.
"Alright, Red Skull!" Harry announced, brandishing his pot lid shield with the kind of theatrical flair that suggested he'd been studying action movies. "Your reign of cookie terror ends today! Surrender now, or face the full might of this shield!"
"NEVER!" Peter declared, assuming what he probably thought was a menacing stance but which mostly made him look like he was trying to balance on a tightrope. "My evil plan is already in motion! Soon, all the cookies in New York will taste like... like... brussels sprouts!"
"Brussels sprouts?!" MJ gasped with genuine horror. "Peter, that's the most evil thing I've ever heard! You can't make cookies taste like vegetables! That's against the laws of nature!"
"And deliciousness," Harry added with deep concern. "What about chocolate chip cookies? And snickerdoodles? And those amazing double-chocolate ones Aunt May makes?"
"Especially those ones!" Peter cackled, getting into character. "Those will taste the most like brussels sprouts of all!"
"Your evil plan ends here!" Harry declared, charging forward with his shield raised. "I'll never let you destroy the sacred trust between children and cookies!"
"That's actually a really good superhero speech," MJ commented approvingly. "Very inspiring. I feel motivated to escape and help."
What followed was an elaborate battle sequence that involved considerably more creativity than actual combat skills. Harry used his shield with surprising effectiveness, bouncing it off couch cushions and catching it with the kind of precision that made Ben wonder if the boy had been practicing. Peter countered with dramatic cape flourishes and what he described as "evil energy blasts" accompanied by sound effects that were probably disturbing the neighbors.
The battle raged across the living room, with both boys putting considerable effort into their performance. Harry launched himself off the couch with increasingly acrobatic moves that made Ben grateful May wasn't watching, while Peter provided running commentary on his own villainous tactics.
"You cannot defeat me, Captain America!" Peter announced, standing on the coffee table with his arms spread wide and his seahorse cape billowing dramatically. "I have the power of advanced evil science and really good balance!"
"And I have the power of justice!" Harry replied, scrambling up onto the opposite end of the couch. "And friendship! And the unshakeable belief that cookies should always taste good!"
He threw his pot lid shield with surprising accuracy, the metal disc spinning through the air with perfect form. Peter, caught up in the drama of the moment, dodged with such theatrical enthusiasm that he lost his footing on the coffee table.
For a moment, it looked like he was going to fall backwards onto the hardwood floor in a way that would definitely require ice packs and possibly a trip to the emergency room.
Instead, something strange happened.
Peter seemed to hang in the air for just a moment longer than gravity should have allowed, his body adjusting mid-fall with impossible grace. He didn't just land—he touched down in a perfect crouch that would have impressed an Olympic gymnast, his feet making barely any sound on the floor.
"Whoa," MJ breathed from her chair prison, her green eyes wide with amazement. "Peter, how did you DO that?"
Peter looked around with the confused expression of someone who wasn't entirely sure what had just happened. "I... I don't know. I just... really didn't want to fall on my butt in front of everyone?"
"That was AMAZING!" Harry said with unabashed admiration, jumping down from the couch. "You looked like a real superhero! Like you could actually fly or something!"
"I can't fly," Peter said automatically, but there was uncertainty in his voice as he stared at his hands. "Nobody can fly. That's not... people don't just..."
Ben, who had been watching from the kitchen doorway with growing concern, felt a familiar chill of recognition. The same chill he'd felt when Harry made things happen that shouldn't be possible. When objects moved in ways that defied explanation, when problems solved themselves just a little too conveniently.
But this was different. This wasn't Harry's accidental magic—this was something else entirely.
"Peter," Ben said gently, moving into the room with careful casualness, "are you okay? That was quite a fall you almost took there."
"I'm fine," Peter said, though he was still staring at his hands like they might hold some kind of answer. "I guess I'm just getting better at... at landing? Maybe all those gymnastics classes Mom signed me up for are finally paying off."
"You take gymnastics?" MJ asked with interest. "That explains so much. I always wondered how you could climb trees so well."
"And how you never get hurt when we're playing tag," Harry added. "You're like... impossible to catch, but in a good way."
May appeared from the kitchen, wiping her hands on her apron and leaving a faint dusting of flour on the fabric. Her dark hair was pulled back in a messy bun, and she had the kind of warm, slightly chaotic energy that made children feel immediately comfortable around her.
"What's all the excitement about?" she asked, looking around at the elaborate fort construction with obvious affection. "I could hear superhero sound effects from the kitchen. Very impressive ones, I might add."
"Peter did this amazing flip thing when he fell off the coffee table," Harry explained eagerly. "Like, he was falling backwards and then he just... didn't. He turned it into this perfect landing instead."
"Did he now?" May said, her tone carefully neutral as she exchanged a quick glance with Ben. "Well, that's certainly... athletic of him."
"It was like something out of a movie," MJ added. "Peter, you should definitely consider a career in stunt work. Or maybe actual superhero-ing, if that ever becomes a real job."
"MJ, superhero-ing isn't a real job," Peter said with the patient tone of someone explaining something obvious. "It's more like... like a calling. You don't do it for money, you do it because it's the right thing to do."
"That's very noble of you," Ben said, ruffling Peter's hair affectionately. "But maybe we should focus on more realistic career goals for now. Like finishing first grade."
"I'm already reading at a fourth-grade level," Peter pointed out matter-of-factly. "Mrs. Henderson says I might be able to skip second grade if I keep improving at this rate."
"Show-off," MJ said, but she was grinning. "What else are you freakishly good at?"
"I'm not freakishly good at things," Peter protested. "I just... pay attention. And I like learning stuff."
"He's being modest," Harry said loyally. "Peter's good at everything. He helped me build the best sandcastle at the beach last month, and he knows all the constellations, and he can solve those puzzle games that make my brain hurt."
"Those are just logic puzzles," Peter said, clearly embarrassed by the attention. "They're not that hard once you figure out the pattern."
The doorbell rang, interrupting what was clearly building into a mutual admiration session between six-year-olds.
"I'll get it," Ben said, grateful for the distraction. Peter's increasingly frequent moments of impossible coordination were something he and May had been quietly discussing, and he wasn't ready to address it head-on yet. Not when there might be other explanations. Not when Peter was so obviously happy and well-adjusted despite everything.
But when Ben opened the front door, his heart immediately dropped to somewhere around his shoes.
Two men in dark suits stood on his porch, their expressions carrying the kind of careful gravity that Ben recognized with horrible, familiar certainty. One was older, with gray hair and the weathered face of someone who'd delivered difficult news many times before. The other was younger but had the same official bearing, the same terrible professional sympathy in his eyes.
"Mr. Parker?" the older man said gently. "I'm Agent Morrison with the State Department. This is Agent Chen. May we come in? We have some information about your brother Richard and his wife Mary."
Ben's mouth went completely dry, his hands suddenly unsteady on the doorframe. "Are they... is everything alright?"
"Sir, I'm afraid we have some very difficult news to share."
From the living room came the sound of renewed superhero battle, Harry's voice calling out with innocent joy: "Red Skull! You can't escape justice forever! Captain America always finds a way to win!"
Ben's legs felt suddenly unsteady, the cheerful sounds of children playing seeming to come from very far away.
"Please," he said quietly, stepping aside to let the agents in. "Please come in."
As the agents entered, Ben caught a glimpse of the living room where Peter was helping Harry rebuild their fort, both boys completely absorbed in their architectural project. MJ was providing commentary from her position as liberated scientist, and all three children were laughing with the kind of pure, uncomplicated joy that made the world seem safe and manageable.
In about thirty seconds, Ben was going to have to destroy Peter's world completely.
"Boys," Ben called out, his voice carefully controlled despite the way his heart was hammering against his ribs like it was trying to escape. "Could you come here for a minute?"
"But Uncle Ben," Peter called back, not looking up from the couch cushion he was carefully positioning, "we're right in the middle of the most important part! Harry's about to reveal Captain America's secret strategy for defeating the Red Skull's brussels sprouts cookies!"
"Boys, please. Right now."
Something in Ben's tone cut through the game atmosphere immediately. Peter's head snapped up, his brown eyes instantly alert with the kind of intuitive understanding that had always made him seem older than his years. There was something about the quality of Ben's voice that triggered every instinct Peter had developed for recognizing when adults were trying to prepare children for bad news.
"Uncle Ben?" Peter said quietly, standing up slowly and unconsciously moving closer to Harry. "Is everything okay?"
Harry, picking up on the sudden tension with the sensitivity that often surprised adults who underestimated his emotional intelligence, abandoned his shield and moved closer to Peter with instinctive loyalty.
"MJ, sweetheart," Ben said gently, "could you go find Aunt May? I think she's in the kitchen finishing up that cake she was working on."
"But we're in the middle of our game," MJ protested, then stopped as she took in Ben's expression and the two strange men standing in the hallway with their serious faces and official-looking briefcases. Her voice got smaller, more uncertain. "Is something wrong?"
"Just go find Aunt May, okay? Tell her we have... visitors."
MJ nodded solemnly and slipped past the agents, her red curls catching the afternoon light as she headed toward the kitchen. Ben watched her go, grateful that at least one of the children would be spared the immediate impact of what was about to happen.
Peter was studying the agents with the analytical intensity he brought to everything that puzzled him, his young mind clearly trying to process the significance of official-looking strangers appearing at their door with expressions that suggested the world was about to change in ways that couldn't be undone.
"Uncle Ben," Peter said quietly, and his voice was steady but very small, "those men look like they have the kind of important news that changes everything. Like... like the kind of news that means things are never going to be the same again."
Ben's heart clenched at the devastating accuracy of Peter's assessment. The boy had always been too perceptive for his own good, too quick to understand the implications of adult behavior and facial expressions.
Ben knelt down to Peter's eye level, his hands gentle but solid on the boy's shoulders. Harry moved closer, instinctively understanding that something monumentally significant was happening even if he couldn't grasp what it might be.
"Peter, these men are from the government. They came to talk to us about your mom and dad."
Peter's face went very still, his brown eyes searching Ben's face with desperate intensity. "They're supposed to come home tomorrow. They said they'd be back tomorrow for Sunday dinner. Mom promised to bring me a souvenir from London, and Dad said he'd help me with my science project on Monday."
"I know, buddy. I know that's what we all expected."
Agent Morrison stepped forward slightly, his voice infinitely gentle in the way that professionals learn when they have to deliver the worst possible news to people who don't deserve to hear it.
"Peter, my name is Agent Morrison. I work with the State Department, and I help families when there are problems with people traveling overseas."
"What kind of problems?" Peter asked, though his voice suggested he was already beginning to understand that any problems serious enough to bring government agents to their door on a Saturday afternoon were not the kind that had easy solutions or happy endings.
Ben's hands tightened slightly on Peter's shoulders, anchoring them both for what was coming.
"Peter," Agent Morrison said carefully, choosing each word with obvious consideration, "yesterday evening, the airplane your parents were traveling on encountered severe weather over the Atlantic Ocean. Despite the best efforts of air traffic control and emergency rescue services, the plane was lost."
The words hung in the air like physical objects, too large and terrible to be real, too impossible to actually mean what they seemed to mean.
Peter stared at the agent for a long moment, his six-year-old mind clearly struggling to process information that was fundamentally incomprehensible.
"Lost?" Peter repeated finally, his voice very small and uncertain. "What do you mean lost? Like... like when Harry lost his favorite toy truck in Central Park and we spent three hours looking for it?"
Harry, who had been listening with the focused intensity of someone trying to understand adult conversation that was just beyond his comprehension, suddenly grasped enough to be frightened.
"Dad," Harry whispered, tugging on Ben's shirt with increasing urgency. "What does 'lost' mean when it's about Peter's mommy and daddy? That's not the same kind of lost as toy trucks, is it?"
Ben closed his eyes for just a moment, gathering strength he wasn't sure he had.
"No, Harry," he said very gently. "Not that kind of lost."
Peter was still staring at Agent Morrison, his young face cycling through confusion, disbelief, and the beginning of a terrible, adult understanding that was far too big for someone his age to carry.
"You mean..." Peter's voice was barely a whisper. "You mean they're not coming home tomorrow? They're not coming home for Sunday dinner?"
"No, son. They're not coming home tomorrow."
"You mean they're not coming home ever?"
The direct, devastating clarity of a six-year-old's question hit the room like a physical force. Agent Morrison's professional composure wavered slightly at the stark honesty of it.
"No, Peter. I'm very sorry, but they're not coming home ever."
For a moment, the house was absolutely silent except for the sound of Peter's breathing, which was becoming increasingly rapid and shallow as his mind tried to process the impossible.
Then Peter said, in a voice so quiet Ben had to strain to hear it: "But they promised. They promised they'd be back for Sunday dinner, and Mom always keeps her promises. Always. She never breaks promises, not even little ones about ice cream or staying up late. She never breaks promises."
"I know, buddy," Ben said, his own voice breaking around the edges. "I know they promised."
Harry, sensing the magnitude of what was happening even if he didn't fully understand the details, moved closer to Peter until he was pressed against his cousin's side, his small hand finding Peter's and holding on tight.
"Peter?" Harry said uncertainly, his green eyes wide with confusion and growing fear. "Are you okay? You look... you look really scared and really sad at the same time."
Peter looked down at Harry with eyes that suddenly seemed much older than six years old, eyes that held a kind of knowledge that children shouldn't have to carry.
"Harry," Peter said with careful control, his voice steady despite the tears that were starting to gather, "my mom and dad... they were in an airplane, and something really bad happened, and now they can't come home anymore. Not tomorrow, not next week, not ever."
Harry's eyes widened as he processed this information with the slow, careful consideration he gave to concepts that were too large for his understanding.
"Ever?" Harry asked in a whisper.
"Ever."
Harry was quiet for a moment, his three-year-old mind working through implications that were far too enormous and painful for anyone his age to fully grasp. Then he wrapped his arms around Peter's waist in the fierce, wordless hug of someone offering the only comfort he knew how to give.
"I'm sorry, Peter," Harry said into Peter's shirt, his voice muffled but absolutely sincere. "I'm really, really sorry. That's the saddest thing that ever happened."
And that was when Peter finally broke.
The tears came all at once—not the dramatic sobbing of a child having a tantrum, but the deep, wrenching grief of someone whose world had just fundamentally changed in ways he was only beginning to understand. His shoulders shook with the force of emotions too large for his small body to contain, and he made the kind of quiet, broken sounds that seemed to come from somewhere much deeper than his throat.
Ben immediately gathered both boys into his arms, holding them tight against his chest while Peter cried with raw, devastating pain that made Ben's own eyes burn with unshed tears.
"I've got you," Ben whispered into Peter's hair, his voice thick with emotion. "I've got both of you. You're going to be okay. We're all going to be okay."
It was a promise he wasn't sure he could keep, but it was the only thing he could think of to say in the face of such absolute devastation.
From the kitchen, they could hear May's voice calling out with cheerful obliviousness: "MJ, sweetheart, what did you need to tell me? Did the boys finally manage to destroy the living room completely?" Then, closer and with growing concern: "Ben? Is everything alright?"
A moment later, May appeared in the living room doorway with MJ at her side, took one look at the scene—the agents with their careful expressions, Ben kneeling on the floor with both boys in his arms, Peter's shaking shoulders—and understood immediately.
"Oh no," May breathed, her hand flying to cover her mouth. "Oh, Ben. No. Please tell me this isn't..."
"Richard and Mary?" May asked, though her eyes already held the answer.
Ben nodded, unable to speak around the lump in his throat that felt like it might choke him.
"Plane crash," he managed. "Yesterday evening."
May's legs seemed to give out slightly, and she sank onto the couch, pulling MJ with her. Tears were already streaming down her face, but she was trying to hold herself together for the children's sake.
"Peter," she whispered, looking at the little boy who was still crying against Ben's shoulder. "Oh, sweetheart. Oh, my brave, wonderful boy."
Agent Morrison cleared his throat gently, his voice respectfully quiet. "I know this is an incredibly difficult time, and I'm sorry to have to address practical matters right now, but there are some legal issues we need to discuss. Arrangements, guardianship, the boy's custody and living situation..."
"We're his guardians," Ben said immediately, his voice fierce with protective authority that brooked no argument. "Richard and Mary named us as Peter's legal guardians in their will. We have all the paperwork, all the legal documentation. He stays with us."
"Of course," Agent Morrison said gently. "We just need to make sure all the legal requirements are properly handled, that everything is in order. The boy's welfare is our primary concern."
Peter lifted his head from Ben's shoulder, his face streaked with tears but his voice surprisingly steady given everything that had just happened.
"Uncle Ben?" Peter said quietly. "Does this mean I get to stay with you and Aunt May and Harry? Like, stay-stay? Not just for visits and vacations?"
Ben's heart clenched at the hope and fear warring in Peter's voice—hope that he wouldn't be alone, fear that even this small comfort might be taken away from him.
"Yes, Peter," Ben said firmly, meeting the boy's eyes with absolute certainty. "You get to stay with us. Forever and always. You're our boy now. You've always been our boy, but now it's official."
"Really? Even though I'm not actually your son?"
"Peter Parker," May said firmly, moving from the couch to kneel beside Ben and wrap both boys in her embrace, "you listen to me very carefully. You ARE our son. You're our son in every way that matters, and you always have been."
Peter nodded solemnly, processing this information with the serious consideration he gave to all important life decisions.
"What about my stuff? My toys and my books and my clothes and my pictures of Mom and Dad?"
"Everything that was your parents' belongs to you now," Agent Chen spoke up gently. "And everything that's yours will come here, to your home."
"But this already is my home," Peter said with simple, devastating honesty, looking around the living room with its elaborate fort construction and scattered superhero accessories. "This is where I belong. This is where my family is."
Harry, who had been unusually quiet during this exchange, suddenly spoke up with the kind of profound observation that sometimes came from very young children.
"Peter," he said seriously, "you know what this means?"
Peter looked at his younger cousin with curious, red-rimmed eyes. "What?"
"It means we're not just cousins anymore. We're like... like brothers. Real brothers who live in the same house and eat breakfast together every day and share all our toys and fight over who gets the bathroom first in the morning."
Peter considered this for a moment, then a small, genuine smile appeared through his tears.
"Yeah," he said softly. "I guess we are brothers now."
"And I've always wanted a big brother," Harry said with deep satisfaction, as if this had been a long-standing wish that was finally being fulfilled under tragic circumstances. "Especially a big brother who knows how to do really good Captain America impressions and can help me reach the cookies on the high shelf and teach me about science stuff."
Despite everything, Peter laughed—a small, watery sound, but genuine and sweet.
"I can definitely help you with all of those things," Peter promised solemnly.
MJ, who had been watching this entire exchange with the wide-eyed gravity of someone witnessing something she understood was monumentally important, suddenly spoke up from her position on the couch.
"Peter," she said quietly, her green eyes serious and kind, "I'm really sorry about your mommy and daddy. That's probably the saddest thing I've ever heard, and it makes my heart hurt just thinking about how sad you must feel."
Peter looked at her over May's shoulder, his eyes still red from crying but no longer actively leaking tears.
"Thanks, MJ," he said simply. "I'm really, really sad about it. Probably the saddest I've ever been in my whole life."
"But you know what?" MJ continued with the earnest intensity that made her such a good friend. "You still have Uncle Ben and Aunt May and Harry. And you still have me. And we all think you're absolutely wonderful, and we're going to take really good care of you and make sure you always know how loved you are."
"That's right," Harry chimed in, nodding with sage three-year-old wisdom. "And brothers don't let each other be sad alone. So whenever you're sad about your mom and dad, I'll be sad with you, and that way it won't be so scary."
Peter smiled again, stronger this time, and hugged Harry tightly.
"Thanks, guys," he said, his voice still thick but steadier. "I think... I think I'm going to be okay. It's going to be really hard for a really long time, and I'm going to miss Mom and Dad every single day forever. But I think maybe I can learn to be okay again. Eventually."
After the agents left with promises to handle all the necessary paperwork and arrangements, the house felt strangely quiet despite being full of people who loved each other. The elaborate superhero fort seemed suddenly trivial in the face of such enormous real-world tragedy, though none of them had the heart to dismantle it yet.
"What do we do now?" Peter asked, looking around at his family with the practical question of someone trying to navigate an entirely new reality.
"Now," Ben said gently, "we take things one day at a time. We eat dinner together, and we tell stories, and we read bedtime books, and we wake up tomorrow and figure out what tomorrow needs from us."
"And we make sure you always remember how much your mom and dad loved you," May added softly. "We'll tell you stories about them, and look at pictures, and make sure you never forget how proud they were of their brilliant, kind, amazing son."
"And we keep playing games," Harry said with practical three-year-old wisdom, "because games make sad feelings a little bit smaller and more manageable."
Peter looked at the ruins of their Captain America game, then at Harry, then at the pot lid shield lying forgotten on the floor.
"You know what?" he said thoughtfully. "I think Captain America would understand about this. About having to keep going when something really terrible happens. That's kind of what superheroes do, right? They find ways to keep protecting people and helping people even when their own hearts are broken."
"That's exactly what superheroes do," Ben agreed, his voice warm with pride and love. "They find strength they didn't know they had, and they take care of the people they love, and they never give up hope that things can get better."
"Then I guess that's what I'll do too," Peter said with quiet determination that was remarkable in someone so young. "I'll be like Captain America. I'll keep going, and I'll take care of Harry and MJ and you and Aunt May, and I'll try to make Mom and Dad proud of the person I grow up to be."
"And we'll take care of you right back," Harry said firmly, picking up his pot lid shield and offering it to Peter. "Partners?"
Peter took the shield, hefting its familiar weight, and managed a genuine smile that reached his eyes for the first time since the agents had arrived.
"Partners," he agreed. "Always and forever."
Outside, the October sun was beginning to set over Queens, painting the Parker house in warm golden light that made everything inside seem safe and protected and precious. It wasn't the same house it had been that morning—it was now home to different joys and different sorrows, different hopes and different fears.
But it was still a home filled with love, where a six-year-old boy who had lost everything could begin to discover that sometimes, when the worst possible thing happened, it could also reveal just how much love there was in the world waiting to catch you when you fell.
Chapter 5: Chapter 4
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Three Months Later - A Cold February Evening
The Parker household had settled into new rhythms over the winter months, the kind of comfortable domestic patterns that made it easy to forget how dramatically their family had expanded. Peter's science books now occupied an entire shelf in the living room, his clothes hung next to Harry's in the closet they now shared, and his distinctive laugh had become as much a part of the house's evening soundtrack as Harry's enthusiastic storytelling and Ben's off-key humming while he cooked dinner.
What had become impossible to ignore, however, were the increasingly frequent incidents that defied rational explanation.
It had started small—Peter's uncanny ability to catch things that should have fallen, his tendency to land on his feet no matter how awkward the tumble. But the breaking point had come three days ago, during what should have been a perfectly ordinary Tuesday afternoon.
Harry had been constructing what he called his "super tower"—a precarious arrangement of blocks that defied several laws of physics. Peter had been at the kitchen table working on homework while MJ sprawled on the floor reading. When the tower inevitably began to collapse, Peter had reached out one hand without even standing up.
The tower had stopped mid-fall. Completely. Every block frozen in perfect suspended animation six inches from the floor.
"Huh," MJ had said, looking up from her book. "That was weird."
"Weird but helpful," Harry had agreed. "Thank you, Peter."
Peter had stared at his hand like it belonged to someone else. "I don't think I... How did I do that?"
And that was when May had made the phone call.
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Now, three days later, Ben paced the living room while May sat at the kitchen table, staring out at the February evening. The knock came at exactly eight o'clock—precise and punctual.
"I'll get it," Ben said, his voice carrying tension that hadn't been there since Harry's early days.
Ben opened the door to reveal Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall, looking slightly travel-worn but exactly as they had nearly three years ago.
"Professor Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall," May said, stepping aside. "Thank you for coming so quickly."
"Mrs. Parker, Mr. Parker," Dumbledore replied, his voice carrying that familiar gravitas that somehow made even the most extraordinary circumstances seem manageable. He removed his traveling cloak with careful deliberation. "Your message suggested some urgency regarding young Harry's development."
"Harry's fine," Ben said quickly. "Thriving, actually. But we have some concerns that go beyond just Harry."
McGonagall's sharp eyes immediately catalogued the domestic details—family photos, children's artwork on the refrigerator, the comfortable chaos that spoke of a house where children were genuinely loved.
"What kind of developments?" she asked, settling into the offered chair with professional alertness.
May exchanged a look with Ben, then took a steadying breath. "Before we get into the current situation, there's something we need to address. Something we probably should have done before now." She paused, gathering courage. "Harry doesn't know. About his parents, about what happened, about what he is. As far as Harry knows, Ben and I are his biological parents."
Dumbledore's expression grew very still, his blue eyes sharpening with sudden focus. "He believes you to be his birth parents?"
"He was so young when he came to us," Ben explained, his voice slightly defensive. "Not even two years old. He adapted so well, so quickly. We told ourselves we'd explain when he was older, but then Peter came to live with us, and MJ became practically family, and Harry was so happy..."
"We kept putting it off," May admitted quietly. "Every time we tried to bring it up, he was doing so well. We didn't want to burden him."
"And now?" McGonagall asked, though her tone suggested she already knew the answer.
"Now we're wondering if waiting was a mistake," Ben said heavily. "Because things are happening that we can't explain, and not just with Harry."
He told them about Peter's increasingly frequent displays of impossible abilities. The perfect catches, the impossible landings, the incident with the falling blocks.
"Peter Parker," Dumbledore repeated thoughtfully. "The nephew you've been caring for since his parents died."
"That's right. And before you ask—no magical heritage that we know of. Richard and Mary were both scientists, completely normal."
"Should be and is are often quite different things when it comes to magical manifestation," McGonagall said dryly.
"So you think Peter might be...?" May let the question hang in the air.
"I think," Dumbledore said gently, "that we should speak with the children. All of them. There are questions that need answering, and some truths that can no longer be postponed."
"All of them?" Ben asked. "MJ too?"
"Mr. Parker," McGonagall interrupted with the certainty that came from decades of experience, "when magical children cluster together as naturally as these three seem to have done, it's rarely coincidence."
The implication hit both parents like a physical force.
"You think MJ might be magical too?" May whispered.
"I think we should gather all three children and see what we can learn," Dumbledore said with infinite patience. "But first, we need to address Harry's situation. He needs to understand who he really is."
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Twenty minutes later, all three children sat on the living room couch with alert attention. Peter, now six and a half, sat in the middle with his characteristic combination of curiosity and caution. Harry, almost four, was curled against Peter's side with instinctive trust. MJ, also six, sat cross-legged at the end of the couch, her green eyes bright with interest.
"Boys," Ben began, settling into the chair across from them while May perched on the arm beside him, "and MJ, we need to talk about some important things."
Harry looked up immediately. "Are we in trouble? Because if this is about Peter teaching me to climb the really high part of the oak tree, I want you to know that I asked him to do it and he said no like five times before I finally convinced him."
"We're not in trouble," Peter said quickly, though uncertainty colored his voice. "But this feels like the kind of conversation adults have when they need to explain something really big and complicated."
"Very perceptive, Peter," Dumbledore said gently, leaning forward. "This is indeed about something quite large and complicated, though I hope not too frightening."
"Professor Dumbledore," Harry said with careful politeness, "are you here because of the thing with Peter and the blocks? Because that was pretty weird, but I don't think Peter did it on purpose. And anyway, it was helpful, so maybe weird isn't always bad."
Peter flushed, his hands fidgeting. "I still don't understand how that happened. I just... I wanted the blocks not to make a mess, and then they didn't."
"That's exactly what we're here to discuss," McGonagall said, her voice warmer than usual. "But first, Harry, there are things about your own family that you need to understand."
Harry tilted his head with interest, clearly expecting some previously unknown detail about Ben and May.
"What about my family?"
Ben and May exchanged one final look, and May nodded slightly.
"Harry," Ben said gently, "do you remember asking why you had different colored eyes than Mom and me? Different hair color?"
"Yeah, but lots of kids don't look exactly like their parents," Harry said matter-of-factly. "MJ has red hair and her mom has brown hair. Peter has brown eyes and his dad had blue eyes. Genetics is complicated."
"That's true," May said softly. "But Harry, the reason you don't look like us is because we're not your biological parents."
Harry stared at her, his four-year-old mind working to process this information.
"What do you mean?" he asked, his voice smaller than usual.
"We mean you were born to different parents," Ben said gently. "A mother and father who loved you very much, but who died when you were very young. And because they loved you so much, they made sure you would come to live with people who would love and take care of you."
"So you chose me?" Harry asked, and there was something hopeful in his voice that made May's eyes fill with tears.
"We absolutely chose you," May said firmly. "The moment we met you, we knew you belonged with us. But Harry, your first parents—your biological parents—were very special people. Their names were Lily and James Potter."
"Potter?" Harry repeated, testing the unfamiliar name. "So my real name is Harry Potter?"
"Your real name is whatever you want it to be," Ben said quickly. "You're Harry Parker because that's who you are, that's the family you belong to. But you were born Harry Potter, and that's part of who you are too."
Peter, who had been listening with growing amazement, suddenly spoke up. "Wait, Uncle Ben. When you say Harry's parents died... how did they die?"
Dumbledore leaned forward, his voice taking on the gentle tone he used for difficult concepts. "Peter, Harry's parents died protecting him from a very dangerous man. A wizard who wanted to hurt people who disagreed with him. They sacrificed their lives to keep Harry safe."
"A wizard?" MJ interrupted, her scientific mind immediately focusing on the most improbable element. "Like, an actual wizard? With magic and spells and stuff?"
"Like an actual wizard," McGonagall confirmed. "Because Lily and James Potter were magical people. Wizards. And Harry—" She looked directly at the four-year-old. "Harry, you're a wizard too."
Absolute silence fell over the living room as three children processed this information.
MJ was the first to speak, her voice filled with scientific skepticism and obvious fascination. "Magic is real? Like, actually real? Not just stories and movies?"
"Magic is quite real," Dumbledore said with a slight smile. "Would you like me to demonstrate?"
"YES!" all three children said simultaneously.
With a gentle flick of his wand, Dumbledore caused the living room lights to dim and brighten in a pattern that spelled out "HELLO CHILDREN" in soft, glowing letters that hung in the air before fading.
Harry stared at the display with wide eyes, then looked down at his hands with sudden understanding. "Is that why weird things happen around me sometimes? Like when I got really upset about my goldfish dying and all the plants in the house suddenly bloomed? Or when I was really angry at Tommy Chen for being mean to Peter and his bike chain kept falling off?"
Ben and May exchanged startled looks. They hadn't connected those incidents to Harry specifically.
"Yes, Harry," McGonagall said gently. "Those were examples of accidental magic. All young wizards experience it when their emotions are particularly strong."
"Cool," Harry said with typical four-year-old adaptability. "So I'm magic. That explains a lot, actually."
Peter, meanwhile, was staring at his own hands with growing recognition. "Professor McGonagall, when you say all young wizards do accidental magic... does that mean...?"
"Yes, Peter," she said kindly. "The abilities you've been demonstrating—the enhanced reflexes, the ability to influence objects without touching them—those are magical in nature. You're a wizard too."
Peter blinked several times, his analytical mind clearly running through recent incidents and finding new explanations. "But that's impossible. My parents weren't magical. They were scientists. They studied genetics and completely normal, non-magical things."
"Magic doesn't always follow bloodlines predictably," Dumbledore explained patiently. "Sometimes it appears in families with no magical history, sometimes it manifests in response to trauma or great need."
"Like after my parents died?" Peter asked quietly.
"Quite possibly. Extreme emotional stress can sometimes activate latent magical abilities."
MJ, who had been uncharacteristically quiet, suddenly raised her hand as if in school. "Professor McGonagall, can I ask you something?"
"Of course, dear."
"Lately I've been having really weird dreams. Dreams where I know things before they happen, or where I see things that haven't happened yet but then they do. And sometimes, when I'm really concentrating on something I'm reading, I can understand languages I don't actually know. Is that... could that be...?"
McGonagall's eyebrows rose with obvious interest. "That could very well be early manifestations of magical ability, yes. Prescient dreams and intuitive understanding of languages are both documented magical gifts."
"So all three of us are magic?" Harry asked, looking around at his friends with obvious delight. "That's the best thing ever! We're like... like a magical superhero team!"
"We're like the X-Men," Peter said with growing excitement, his scientific fascination overtaking initial shock. "Except with magic instead of mutations. This is the coolest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Does this mean we get to go to magic school?" MJ asked hopefully. "Because regular school is fine and everything, but magic school sounds way more interesting."
"When you turn eleven," Dumbledore said with a smile, "you'll receive letters inviting you to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The same school your parents attended, Harry."
"Wait," Peter said, his mathematical mind immediately calculating. "MJ and I are six, and Harry's four. That means MJ and I would go to magic school two years before Harry does."
A moment of silence fell as all three children processed this implication.
"NO," Harry said firmly, crossing his arms with determined authority. "Absolutely not. We stick together. That's the rule. We don't do anything important without each other."
"Harry, that's not how it works," MJ said gently, though she looked troubled by the prospect. "Schools have age requirements. You can't just decide to skip ahead because you want to."
"Why not?" Harry demanded, his green eyes flashing with stubborn determination. "If I'm magic, why can't I use magic to be older? Or why can't Peter and MJ use magic to be younger? There has to be a way to fix this."
"Harry," Peter said patiently, "magic doesn't work like that. You can't just change how old you are."
"How do you know?" Harry challenged. "You just found out about magic five minutes ago. Maybe age-changing is totally normal in the magic world."
"Actually," Dumbledore interjected with gentle amusement, "there are ways to manipulate time, but they're extraordinarily dangerous and heavily regulated by the Ministry of Magic. And age cannot be permanently altered by magical means."
Harry's face fell with genuine disappointment. "So Peter and MJ have to go to magic school without me?"
"For two years, yes," McGonagall said kindly. "But they would return for holidays, and you would join them when you turn eleven."
"That's not the same," Harry said, his voice getting smaller. "Two years is forever when you're four. I'll be completely different by the time I'm six, and they'll be different too, and we won't fit together the same way anymore."
The adult insight of this statement from such a young child left the room momentarily speechless.
"Harry," MJ said seriously, scooting closer to him on the couch, "listen to me very carefully. Peter and I aren't going anywhere without you that we don't absolutely have to. And even when we have to, we're still going to be best friends. We're still going to be family. Some things don't change just because you get older."
"Promise?" Harry asked, his voice very small.
"Promise," Peter said firmly. "Besides, think about it this way—MJ and I can go to magic school first and figure out all the best parts, and all the things to avoid, and by the time you get there, we'll be like your personal tour guides."
"And we'll write you letters every single day," MJ added. "With pictures and everything. You'll probably know more about Hogwarts than most kids who actually go there."
Harry considered this, his four-year-old mind working through the implications. "Every day? Even when nothing interesting happens?"
"Especially when nothing interesting happens," Peter grinned. "I'll write you letters about what I had for breakfast and whether the stairs moved in any particularly exciting ways."
"Stairs that move?" Harry perked up with immediate interest. "The magic school has moving stairs?"
"Apparently," MJ said, looking at McGonagall for confirmation.
"Among other architectural features that would be considered... unusual... in the non-magical world," McGonagall confirmed with the ghost of a smile.
"Okay," Harry said decisively. "I can wait two years for moving stairs. But only if you promise to tell me about every single magic thing you learn, and you have to teach me whatever you can when you come home for holidays."
"Deal," Peter said immediately.
"Absolutely deal," MJ agreed.
Ben, who had been watching this negotiation with mixture of wonder and concern, finally spoke up. "Professors, this is all fascinating, but I have to ask—is it safe? Having three magical children living so close together, going to the same school? Especially given Harry's... history."
"Actually," Dumbledore said thoughtfully, "I believe it may be the safest possible situation. The three of them seem to have formed a natural protective bond, and their combined magical potential creates a kind of... reinforcing stability."
"Like a magical support system," May said, understanding immediately.
"Precisely. And given Harry's unique circumstances, having friends who understand and share his magical nature could prove invaluable."
Harry, who had been listening to this adult conversation with focused attention, suddenly asked the question that had been building throughout the evening.
"Uncle Ben, Aunt May," he said seriously, looking between his parents with earnest green eyes, "does finding out about my birth parents and the magic stuff change anything about us being family? Because you're still my mom and dad, right? Even if I wasn't born to you?"
The simple honesty of the question hit both Ben and May like a physical force.
"Harry James Parker," May said firmly, using his full name in the way that meant she was about to say something very important, "you are our son in every way that matters. You always have been, and you always will be. Learning about Lily and James Potter doesn't change that—it just means you have more people who loved you, not fewer people who love you now."
"Exactly," Ben added, his voice thick with emotion. "You're our boy, Harry. That's never going to change."
Harry nodded solemnly, then brightened with typical resilience. "Good. Because I like being a Parker. And I like having Peter as my brother and MJ as my... what are you exactly, MJ? You're not my sister, but you're more than just a friend."
"I'm your chosen family," MJ said seriously. "That's what my mom calls it when people aren't related by blood but they love each other like family anyway."
"I like that," Harry said with satisfaction. "Chosen family. And now we're all magical, which makes us even more of a team than we were before."
"The most magical team in Queens," Peter agreed with a grin.
"The most magical team anywhere," MJ corrected. "We're going to be amazing at magic school. Well, Peter and I are going to be amazing first, and then Harry's going to be amazing when he catches up."
"I'm going to be the most amazing," Harry declared with four-year-old confidence. "Because I'll have two extra years to think about how to be amazing while you guys are learning the basics."
Dumbledore smiled, watching the easy camaraderie between the three children with obvious satisfaction. "Indeed. I have the distinct impression that Hogwarts won't know what hit it when you three arrive."
As the evening wound down and arrangements were made for future meetings, the Parker house felt both exactly the same and completely different. The same family routines continued, the same bedtime stories were told, but now there was magic woven through it all.
Later, after Dumbledore and McGonagall had departed, Ben found May in the kitchen washing tea cups.
"What are you thinking about?" he asked gently, wrapping his arms around her waist.
"I'm thinking," May said slowly, "that we've just learned our children are going to attend a magical boarding school in Scotland, fight dark wizards, and probably have adventures that will turn my hair gray by the time they're fifteen."
Ben chuckled softly. "Probably."
"And I'm thinking that somehow, despite how impossible and terrifying that sounds, I'm not actually worried about it."
"No?"
"No. Because they have each other. Harry and Peter and MJ—they're a team. They take care of each other, they bring out the best in each other, and they face everything together." She leaned back against his chest. "I think they're going to be just fine."
From upstairs came the sound of whispered conversation as three children who had just learned they were magical settled into sleep, making plans and sharing dreams and promises to always stick together.
And in the kitchen of a house in Queens, two parents who had started the day with perfectly ordinary children went to bed as guardians of three young wizards who would someday change the world—though none of them knew that yet.
For now, it was enough to know that they were family, they were magical, and they were home.
—
Later That Night - The Boys' Shared Bedroom
The bedroom that had once been just Peter's was now a comfortable study in organized chaos. Two beds flanked the window, with Peter's neat scientific posters sharing wall space with Harry's more eclectic collection of drawings, photos, and what appeared to be a hand-drawn map of their neighborhood with detailed notations about the best climbing trees. MJ had claimed the reading nook in the corner as her own during the frequent sleepovers that had become routine, and her current book lay open on the cushions.
All three children lay in the darkness, supposedly settling down for sleep, but the whispered conversation that had been going on for the past hour showed no signs of winding down.
"Okay, but seriously," MJ whispered from her makeshift bed on the air mattress between the two beds, "are we just going to pretend this is normal? Like, 'Oh hey, turns out we're all magical, pass the juice box'?"
"What else are we supposed to do?" Peter whispered back, his voice carrying that practical tone that had developed since his parents died. "Freak out? Panic? Decide we don't want to be magical?"
"I don't think you get to decide not to be magical," Harry said thoughtfully from his bed near the window, where he could see the stars. "I think it's like... like having brown eyes or being tall. It's just what you are."
"But this is so much bigger than eye color," MJ insisted, rolling over to face both boys in the dim light filtering through the curtains. "This changes everything. We're not just regular kids from Queens anymore. We're wizards. Like, actual wizards who are going to learn spells and fly on broomsticks and probably fight dragons."
"Do you think there are actually dragons?" Peter asked with immediate scientific interest, his fear temporarily overridden by curiosity.
"Professor McGonagall mentioned something about dragon pox when she was here before," Harry said helpfully. "So probably yes."
"Dragon pox," Peter repeated wonderingly. "That suggests dragons are common enough to have diseases named after them. Which means they're probably documented, studied, maybe even domesticated for certain purposes..."
"Peter," MJ interrupted gently, "you're doing the thing where you get excited about the research possibilities and forget to be amazed by the actual magic."
"Sorry. It's just... this explains so much." Peter's voice grew more animated despite his attempt to whisper. "All those times I knew I was going to fall and then somehow didn't. All those times I caught things that should have been impossible to catch. I thought maybe I was just getting really good at sports, but it was magic the whole time."
"What's it feel like?" Harry asked with genuine curiosity. "The magic stuff when it happens?"
Peter was quiet for a moment, considering. "It's like... you know that feeling when you're about to sneeze, and your whole body gets ready for it? It's sort of like that, but instead of sneezing, something impossible happens. Like the world shifts just a little bit to make room for what I need."
"That's a really good description," MJ said approvingly. "For me, the dreams are like watching a movie that hasn't been made yet. Everything's really clear while it's happening, but when I wake up, it's hard to remember the details until whatever I dreamed actually starts happening."
"And the language thing?" Peter asked.
"That's weird too. It's like... you know how sometimes you hear a song in a language you don't speak, but somehow you understand what it means anyway? It's like that, but with words on a page."
Harry listened to both his friends describe their magical experiences, his four-year-old mind working to process everything. "I think my magic is different," he said slowly.
"Different how?" MJ asked gently.
"Well, Peter's magic helps him do things better—catch better, land better, not get hurt. And MJ's magic helps her know things—what's going to happen, what things mean. But my magic just... happens. Like, I get really mad or really scared or really happy, and then weird stuff occurs around me."
"That makes sense," Peter said thoughtfully. "You're younger, so maybe your magic is less... focused? Like, maybe as you get older, you'll learn to control it better."
"Do you think they'll teach us how to control it at magic school?" Harry asked hopefully.
"That's probably the whole point of magic school," MJ said reasonably. "I mean, you can't just let a bunch of kids run around doing accidental magic forever. Eventually someone would notice."
"People haven't noticed already?" Peter asked.
"Think about it," MJ said with the logical tone she used when she was working through a problem. "How many times have we had weird things happen around us, and the adults just found ways to explain it normally? Like when Harry got upset about his goldfish and all the plants bloomed, Aunt May said it must have been the new fertilizer she'd been using."
"And when I caught that glass that fell off the counter from like six feet away, Uncle Ben said I had really good reflexes," Peter added.
"Adults are really good at not seeing things they don't expect to see," Harry observed with startling insight for someone his age.
"Yeah, but now Uncle Ben and Aunt May know," MJ pointed out. "Everything's different now."
They lay in contemplative silence for a few minutes, each processing the magnitude of this change.
"Are you guys scared?" Harry asked quietly.
"A little," Peter admitted. "Not about the magic part—that's actually kind of amazing. But about going away to school. I've never been away from Uncle Ben and Aunt May for more than a few days."
"And I've never been away from my parents for more than a week," MJ added. "Magic boarding school sounds incredible, but it also sounds really far away from everything familiar."
"At least we'll have each other," Harry said firmly. "Well, Peter and MJ will have each other, and then I'll join them later."
"Harry," Peter said seriously, "you know we're not going to forget about you just because we're at school for a few months at a time, right?"
"I know," Harry said, though his voice was small. "It's just... two years is a really long time when you're four. What if by the time I get to magic school, you guys are all grown up and sophisticated and you don't want to hang out with me anymore?"
"Harry James Parker," MJ said with the firm authority of someone making a solemn vow, "listen to me very carefully. I don't care if Peter and I become the most powerful wizards who ever lived, and I don't care if we learn to turn people into toads or ride dragons or whatever amazing magic stuff there is. We will never, ever be too grown up or too sophisticated to want to hang out with you."
"Promise?" Harry whispered.
"I promise," MJ said firmly. "Peter, tell him."
"Harry, you're my little brother," Peter said with quiet intensity. "Not just my cousin, not just my friend—my actual brother. And brothers stick together forever, no matter what happens. Magic school, growing up, becoming adults, having families of our own someday—through all of it, we stick together."
"Plus," MJ added with a grin that was audible in her voice, "we're going to need you. Peter's going to get so excited about all the academic stuff that someone's going to have to remind him to have fun, and I'm going to want to know everything about everything, so I'll need someone to help me find all the secret passages and hidden rooms."
"You think there are secret passages?" Harry perked up immediately.
"Harry, it's a magical castle that's a thousand years old," Peter said with scientific certainty. "There are definitely secret passages. Probably dozens of them."
"And I bet most of the students never find them because they're too busy with their regular classes and homework," MJ added. "But we'll have an advantage."
"What kind of advantage?"
"We're a team," she said simply. "We think differently from each other, we're good at different things, and we share information. That's how you solve puzzles that other people can't solve."
Harry was quiet for a moment, processing this. "So even though I'll be the youngest and I won't know as much magic as you guys when I first get there, I might still be useful for figuring out castle mysteries?"
"Harry," Peter said gently, "you're always useful. You see things the rest of us miss, you ask questions we don't think to ask, and you're brave in ways that make the rest of us braver too."
"Really?"
"Really. Remember when Tommy Chen was being mean to that new kid at school, and MJ and I were just going to ignore it because we didn't want to get in trouble? You marched right over there and told Tommy that being mean to people smaller than you makes you a bully, and bullies are the worst kind of people."
"And then Tommy stopped being mean," MJ added. "Because even though you're three years younger than him, you weren't afraid of him, and that made Peter and me not afraid of him either."
"I don't like bullies," Harry said matter-of-factly. "They're not fair."
"See? That's exactly what I mean," Peter said warmly. "You have really good instincts about right and wrong, and you're not afraid to do something about it when you see something that's not fair."
"Those are going to be really important qualities for a wizard," MJ agreed. "Especially since we'll probably run into bullies at magic school too."
"Are there wizard bullies?" Harry asked with interest rather than concern.
"There are bullies everywhere," Peter said with the wisdom of someone who had encountered them in regular school. "But I bet wizard bullies are more complicated to deal with."
"How so?"
"Well, think about it. Regular bullies can push you around or steal your lunch money or call you names. Wizard bullies can probably do all that plus magic stuff."
"What kind of magic stuff?"
"I don't know," Peter admitted. "Maybe they can make your books disappear, or turn your hair weird colors, or make you trip over things that aren't there."
"That does sound more complicated," Harry agreed thoughtfully. "But we'll have magic too. So it'll be even."
"Plus, we'll have each other," MJ said firmly. "And I bet there are rules at magic school about using magic to hurt people."
"There better be," Harry said with four-year-old authority. "Otherwise it wouldn't be fair."
Another comfortable silence fell as they each contemplated the future that had suddenly opened up before them.
"Guys," MJ said quietly, "can I tell you something that might sound weird?"
"Weirder than finding out we're all wizards?" Peter asked with gentle humor.
"Fair point. Okay, so... I'm actually kind of relieved."
"Relieved about what?"
"About finding out I'm magical. Because lately I've been having all these dreams and understanding things I shouldn't understand, and I was starting to worry that maybe something was wrong with me. Like, maybe I was getting sick, or maybe my brain was broken."
"Your brain definitely isn't broken," Harry said with absolute certainty. "You have the smartest brain of anyone I know."
"But it was scary, not knowing why weird things were happening. And now I know it's not because I'm sick or broken—it's because I'm magical. That's so much better."
"I know exactly what you mean," Peter said softly. "All those times I did impossible things, I kept trying to convince myself it was just luck, or that I was getting really good at sports. But deep down, I knew something was different about me, and I didn't know if it was good different or bad different."
"And now you know it's good different," Harry said with satisfaction.
"Yeah. Now I know it's definitely good different."
"What about you, Harry?" MJ asked. "How do you feel about finding out you're adopted and magical and the son of famous wizards who died saving you?"
Harry was quiet for so long that Peter and MJ began to wonder if he'd fallen asleep. When he finally spoke, his voice was thoughtful and surprisingly mature.
"I feel sad about Lily and James Potter," he said carefully. "I'm sad they died, and I'm sad I never got to know them. But I'm not sad about how my life turned out. Uncle Ben and Aunt May are the best parents I could have asked for, and Peter's the best brother, and you're the best friend who's basically family."
He paused, working through his feelings with four-year-old honesty.
"I guess I feel like... like I got to be loved by more people, not fewer people. Like, Lily and James Potter loved me enough to die protecting me, and Uncle Ben and Aunt May love me enough to make me their real son even though I'm not the baby they lost, and you guys love me enough to be my family even though we're not related at all."
"That's beautiful, Harry," MJ whispered, her voice thick with emotion.
"And the magic part is just... exciting. Like finding out I have a special talent I didn't know about. Like if someone told you that you were really good at painting, but you'd never tried painting before, so now you get to find out just how good you are."
"You're going to be amazing at magic," Peter said with complete confidence. "Both of you are."
"All three of us," MJ corrected. "We're going to be amazing together."
"The magical Parker-Watson team," Harry said with sleepy satisfaction.
"Is that what we're calling ourselves?" Peter asked with amusement.
"I like it," MJ said. "It has a nice ring to it."
"The magical Parker-Watson team," Peter repeated thoughtfully. "Yeah, I like it too."
They settled into a more comfortable quiet, the initial excitement and anxiety of their revelations beginning to give way to exhaustion. But just as they were all beginning to drift toward sleep, Harry spoke up one more time.
"Hey, guys?"
"Yeah?" Peter and MJ replied in unison.
"Do you think our parents know? I mean, do you think Uncle Ben and Aunt May and MJ's parents knew we were magical before tonight?"
"I don't think so," MJ said thoughtfully. "I think if they knew, they would have told us earlier. Especially after some of the really obvious stuff."
"But they handled it pretty well for people who were completely surprised," Peter observed.
"That's because they're good parents," Harry said simply. "Good parents love their kids no matter what, even if their kids turn out to be magical wizards who are going to go to boarding school in Scotland and probably have adventures that give their parents heart attacks."
"You think we're going to give them heart attacks?" MJ asked with concern.
"Not on purpose," Harry said reasonably. "But think about it. We're going to a school where the stairs move and they teach you how to turn things into other things and there are probably dangerous magical creatures and definitely other kids who might not be as nice as we are."
"When you put it like that, it does sound kind of terrifying from a parent perspective," Peter admitted.
"But they're going to let us go anyway," MJ said with quiet certainty. "Because they trust us, and because they want us to learn about our magic and be the best wizards we can be."
"And because they know we'll take care of each other," Harry added.
"Always," Peter agreed softly.
"Always," MJ echoed.
"Always," Harry whispered.
And finally, as the winter night settled more deeply around the Parker house, three newly-discovered young wizards drifted off to sleep, dreaming of moving staircases and secret passages, of spells yet to be learned and friends yet to be made, secure in the knowledge that whatever adventures lay ahead, they would face them together.
In the morning, they would wake up as magical children in a world full of new possibilities. But tonight, they were simply Peter, Harry, and MJ—best friends and chosen family, bound together by love and loyalty and the absolute certainty that some things were more powerful than magic.
Some things like the promise to stick together, always and forever, no matter what.
Outside their window, the first snow of the winter began to fall, and if the snowflakes seemed to spiral in particularly beautiful patterns around the Parker house, if they seemed to dance with just a little more grace than ordinary snow... well, that was probably just the winter wind.
Or maybe it was three young wizards dreaming magical dreams, their unconscious powers reaching out to touch the world with wonder.
In a house in Queens where magic had taken root alongside love and laughter, anything was possible.
Chapter 6: Chapter 5
Chapter Text
The years between Harry's fifth birthday and Peter and MJ's eleventh passed in a blur of carefully managed magical incidents, whispered conversations with professors, and the gradual expansion of their magical circle. What had started as three children discovering their abilities had grown into something much larger and more complex.
—
The Watson Revelation
The conversation with Philip and Madeline Watson had been, in MJ's words, "like watching my parents' entire understanding of reality get turned upside down and shaken like a snow globe." Professor McGonagall had arrived on a Tuesday evening in March, her presence lending official weight to what might otherwise have sounded like an elaborate prank.
Philip Watson stood in his living room, tall and angular, running his hands through his graying hair in that particular way he had when trying to process impossible information. His mind, accustomed to the logical progression of academic research, was attempting to categorize and file away concepts that defied categorization.
"Magic," he repeated slowly, his voice carrying that distinctive cadence of someone working through a complex theorem, staring at the teacup McGonagall had just transformed into a mouse and back again. "Our daughter has... magic. Actual, literal, scientifically impossible magic."
"Well, not scientifically impossible," he corrected himself immediately, because Philip Watson was constitutionally incapable of letting an inaccurate statement stand. "Obviously it's not impossible if it's happening right in front of me. Just... operating according to principles that current scientific understanding hasn't... hasn't catalogued yet."
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McGonagall's lips twitched in what might have been approval. "That is a remarkably rational response to the impossible, Mr. Watson."
"Oh, he's always like this," Madeline interjected with fond exasperation, tucking a strand of auburn hair behind her ear. "When MJ was three and claimed she could talk to the neighbor's cat, Philip spent two weeks researching feline communication patterns before admitting that maybe something unusual was happening."
"I maintain that thorough investigation is the appropriate response to anomalous phenomena," Philip replied with dignity, then paused. "Although I admit that 'magic' wasn't one of my working hypotheses."
MJ, perched on the edge of the couch between her parents, was wîiickpkatching this exchange with barely contained delight. At nine years old, she had developed a sophisticated appreciation for her father's particular brand of intellectual overthinking.
"Dad," she said with patience beyond her years, "remember when you spent six months trying to figure out the mathematical probability of me guessing every multiple choice answer correctly on my practice tests?"
"That was legitimate statistical analysis," Philip protested. "The odds of randomly achieving those results were approximately—"
"Fourteen million to one," MJ finished. "I remember. You made charts."
"Good charts," he defended. "Very informative charts that clearly demonstrated that either you had developed unprecedented test-taking intuition, or something genuinely unusual was occurring."
"Quite considerable magical ability, actually," McGonagall interjected with her characteristic directness. "The prescient dreams and linguistic intuition she's demonstrated suggest she may have natural gifts for Divination and Ancient Runes."
Madeline, who had been listening to this exchange with the expression of someone watching a tennis match played with concepts instead of balls, suddenly focused on the practical implications.
"And she'll need to go to boarding school in Scotland," she said faintly, sinking deeper into her chair.
"Well," McGonagall replied with what might have been the ghost of a smile, "that depends entirely on her citizenship status and the negotiations currently underway between the British Ministry of Magic and the Magical Congress of the United States of America."
Philip's head snapped up with the alertness of someone who had just heard his favorite type of complex problem. "Negotiations? What kind of negotiations? Are we talking about educational treaties? International jurisdiction agreements? Immigration law?"
"All of the above," McGonagall replied crisply. "Plus several categories of magical law that have no non-magical equivalent."
"Oh, this is going to be fascinating," Philip said with genuine enthusiasm, completely forgetting his earlier overwhelm in favor of intellectual curiosity. "Madeline, do you realize we're witnessing the development of unprecedented international magical educational policy? The bureaucratic implications alone—"
"Philip," Madeline interrupted gently, "our daughter is magical and might have to go to school in another country."
"Right. Yes." Philip's expression shifted back to parental concern. "That's... that's the important part here. Our daughter. Not the fascinating bureaucratic processes that will determine her educational future."
MJ grinned at her parents. "I love you guys. Dad, you can research the magical bureaucracy all you want. Just... maybe after you finish processing the fact that I can actually do magic?"
"Oh, I've processed that," Philip said with a wave of his hand. "Magic exists, you have it, Professor McGonagall is here to help us understand the educational implications. What I'm having trouble processing is the idea of you being thousands of miles away for most of the year."
Madeline reached over and squeezed MJ's hand. "We just found out our daughter is extraordinary in ways we never imagined. The last thing we want is to send her away before we've had time to... to understand what this means for our family."
McGonagall's expression softened in a way that suggested she'd had this conversation with many worried parents.
"Mrs. Watson," she said gently, "I understand your concerns. But I think you'll find that the proposed arrangement may address many of them in ways you haven't yet considered."
Which had led to the most complicated year and a half of bureaucratic wrangling that Ben Parker had ever witnessed from the outside.
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The International Exchange Program
"The fundamental issue," Professor Dumbledore had explained during one of his increasingly frequent visits to the Parker household, his voice carrying that particular warmth that made even the most complex problems seem manageable, "is that American magical children fall under the jurisdiction of MACUSA—the Magical Congress of the United States of America. Normally, Peter and Mary Jane would be expected to attend either Salem Witches' Institute or Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Ben Parker, comfortable in his favorite armchair with a cup of coffee that had gone cold while he tried to follow the intricacies of international magical law, looked up with the expression of a man trying to navigate unfamiliar but important territory.
"But?" he prompted, because Ben had learned over the years that most conversations that started with 'normally' were heading somewhere decidedly abnormal.
"But Harry's unique circumstances, combined with the remarkable magical resonance between the three children, present an opportunity for unprecedented international cooperation," Dumbledore replied, his eyes twinkling with the particular satisfaction of someone who had spent months engineering exactly this outcome.
May, curled up on the couch with her own coffee and a legal pad covered in notes from previous conversations about magical education, gave Dumbledore the look she usually reserved for Peter when he was being deliberately evasive about something important.
"Professor Dumbledore," she said with the gentle firmness that had made her an effective nurse and an even more effective aunt, "that's a very diplomatic way of not answering Ben's question. What aren't you telling us?"
Dumbledore chuckled, a warm sound that filled their living room with something approaching paternal fondness.
"You have an excellent instinct for detecting incomplete information, Mrs. Parker. What I hadn't mentioned initially is that MACUSA has been looking for an excuse to establish stronger ties with British magical education for years. The American magical schools, while excellent, have different strengths and specialties than Hogwarts, and there has been growing interest in creating some kind of exchange program."
"And Harry being famous in the magical world gives you the leverage you need to make that happen," Ben said with the understanding of someone who had spent years working with people and understanding how systems actually functioned.
"Harry Potter's presence provides the perfect catalyst," Dumbledore agreed. "Though I prefer to think of it as an opportunity rather than leverage."
Peter, who had been listening to this conversation from his position on the floor where he was supposedly doing homework but actually absorbing every word, looked up with nine-year-old directness.
"So basically, me and MJ get to go to Hogwarts with Harry because Harry's famous and the magical governments want to be friends with each other?"
"That's... not entirely inaccurate," Dumbledore replied with evident amusement.
"Cool," Peter said, and went back to his homework with the casual acceptance that characterized his approach to most magical complications.
"You're telling me," Ben said slowly, setting down his coffee and leaning forward with the posture of someone working through the implications, "that Harry being famous in the magical world is actually helping Peter and MJ go to school with him?"
"In essence, yes. MACUSA is quite interested in maintaining positive relations with the family of the Boy Who Lived. And I have proposed an exchange program that benefits magical education on both sides of the Atlantic."
May made a note on her legal pad, then looked up with the practical concern that always emerged when she was trying to plan for unusual circumstances.
"And how long did you say these negotiations were going to take?"
"Ah," Dumbledore said with the slight pause of someone delivering news they knew wouldn't be entirely welcome. "International magical bureaucracy moves at its own pace. I'm afraid we're looking at approximately eighteen months before final approvals are in place."
"Eighteen months," Ben repeated, glancing at Peter and MJ, who were both trying to look like they weren't hanging on every word of this conversation. "That takes us right up to when they'd be starting school anyway."
"Indeed. Which gives us time to identify the other participants in the program and ensure that everyone is properly prepared for the transition."
The program, when it was finally approved after exactly eighteen months and two weeks of negotiations, was surprisingly comprehensive. Five American students would attend Hogwarts for their complete magical education, while the next year five British students would attend Ilvermorny. The exchange would be permanent rather than temporary, allowing for deep cultural and educational integration.
"And how," May had asked during one of the final planning meetings, her legal pad now filled with multiple pages of notes and questions, "do you choose five American children for this opportunity?"
"Very carefully," Dumbledore had replied with a twinkle in his eye that suggested he had been looking forward to this question.
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The Selection Process
The selection of the other three American students had been a process that combined magical ability with psychological compatibility. Dumbledore and the MACUSA representative, a sharp-eyed witch named Aurora Sinclair who spoke with the precision of someone accustomed to navigating complex political situations, had spent months identifying candidates.
Aurora Sinclair was the kind of woman who could make bureaucratic efficiency look like an art form. She had arrived for her first meeting with the Parker family wearing robes that managed to look both traditionally magical and professionally contemporary, carrying a leather portfolio that contained what appeared to be several inches of carefully organized documentation.
"The selection process," she had explained in her clear, authoritative voice, "requires us to consider not just magical ability, but compatibility with the existing group dynamic, academic preparation, family stability, and psychological resilience."
"That sounds incredibly complicated," May had observed.
"It is incredibly complicated," Aurora had agreed with a slight smile. "Which is why we've been working on it for the better part of a year."
The first candidate they had identified was Ned Leeds, a cheerful eleven-year-old from Brooklyn whose magical talent manifested as an extraordinary ability with magical creatures and an intuitive understanding of complex magical theory that far exceeded his age.
George Leeds was a Brooklyn public school teacher who had spent thirty years dealing with every possible variety of childhood chaos, so when his son started attracting stray cats, healing injured birds, and somehow knowing when the neighbor's elderly dog was going to get sick, George had taken it in stride with the pragmatic acceptance of someone who had learned that weird things happened to kids sometimes.
"Look," George had said during his first meeting with Aurora Sinclair, his Brooklyn accent making everything sound simultaneously practical and slightly confrontational, "I don't pretend to understand what's going on with Ned. But the kid's happy, he's not hurting anybody, and if you're telling me there's a school where he can learn how to do... whatever it is he's doing... then I'm listening."
His wife, Helen, had been more emotional about the whole situation.
"He's just so young," she had said, dabbing at her eyes with tissues while trying to maintain her composure. "And this school is so far away. How do we know he'll be okay? How do we know he'll fit in?"
"Ned's magical signature suggests he'll be particularly gifted at Care of Magical Creatures and possibly Arithmancy," Aurora had explained patiently. "But more importantly, his personality profile indicates he'll integrate well with your existing group. He's loyal, kind, and has a natural inclination toward friendship rather than competition."
When they had finally arranged for Ned to meet Peter, MJ, and Harry, the result had been immediate and obvious compatibility. Ned had walked into the Parker living room, taken one look at the three friends, and announced with characteristic Brooklyn directness, "You guys seem cool. Want to see me make plants grow really fast?"
The second candidate was Felicia Hardy, a sharp-minded girl from Manhattan whose magical abilities seemed to center around luck manipulation and probability alteration.
Walter Hardy was a museum security consultant who had built his career on understanding how people moved through spaces, how systems failed, and how to prevent both accidental damage and deliberate theft. So when his daughter started finding lost objects with uncanny precision, avoiding accidents that should have been unavoidable, and somehow always ending up in exactly the right place at exactly the right time, Walter had noticed.
"At first I thought she was just observant," Walter had explained to Aurora during their initial consultation, his British accent carrying the careful precision of someone accustomed to writing detailed reports. "But then I started keeping track. The statistical probability of the things that happen around Felicia... it's not normal."
Felicia's mother had been less analytical and more worried.
"She's not doing anything wrong," she had insisted. "But sometimes it feels like the world just... arranges itself around her. Like reality bends a little bit to make sure things work out in her favor."
"Miss Hardy presents some interesting challenges," McGonagall had noted during the evaluation process, with characteristic understatement. "Her magical gifts could easily be turned toward... less constructive purposes. But placed in the right environment, with the right influences, she could become an extraordinary witch."
"You mean she could use her luck magic for bad things?" Harry had asked with nine-year-old directness during one of their planning meetings.
"I mean she'll need friends who help her understand that true luck comes from making good choices, not just manipulating outcomes," Dumbledore had replied gently.
When Felicia had finally been introduced to the group, she had spent the first hour sitting quietly in the corner, watching the other children interact with the wariness of someone accustomed to being either feared or misunderstood. But MJ's straightforward friendliness and Peter's genuine scientific curiosity about her abilities had gradually drawn her into the conversation.
"You know what I like about you guys?" Felicia had said eventually, after Peter had spent twenty minutes asking detailed questions about exactly how her probability manipulation worked and MJ had simply accepted the demonstration as if magical luck was the most normal thing in the world. "You don't act like I'm scary or dangerous just because my magic is weird."
"All magic is weird," Harry had replied matter-of-factly. "That's what makes it magic instead of just... regular stuff."
The third candidate was Gwen Stacy, whose magical talents were perhaps the most unusual of all.
Captain George Stacy was a twenty-year veteran of the NYPD who had seen enough strange things in his career to maintain a healthy skepticism about most unusual claims. But when his daughter started demonstrating reflexes that defied human limitation, balance that seemed to ignore gravity, and an investigative intuition that consistently led her to solutions that experienced detectives missed, George had been forced to consider possibilities that weren't covered in any police manual.
"I've been a cop for twenty years," George had told Aurora during their first meeting, his voice carrying the measured tone of someone accustomed to giving testimony. "I know the difference between normal good instincts and something genuinely unusual. What Gwen can do... it's not normal."
"Can you give me a specific example?" Aurora had asked, making notes in her professional portfolio.
"Last month, she was playing in the park when she suddenly grabbed a toddler and pulled him away from the swing set. Three seconds later, one of the swings broke and would have hit the kid right where he'd been standing. When I asked her how she knew, she said the chain 'looked wrong' even though I examined it later and the failure point was completely internal."
"Miss Stacy's magical profile is quite remarkable," Aurora had explained to the Parker family during one of their coordination meetings. "Enhanced reflexes, improved balance and coordination, and what appears to be an innate ability to understand the connections between seemingly unrelated events. She'd make an excellent Auror someday, if that's the path she chooses."
"An Auror?" Peter had asked, looking up from the homework he was definitely not doing while listening to the adults talk.
"A magical law enforcement officer," McGonagall had clarified. "They investigate magical crimes and apprehend dark wizards."
"Like magical police?" MJ had said with immediate interest.
"Something like that, yes."
Gwen had fit into the group as naturally as if she had always been part of it, her investigative instincts perfectly complementing Peter's scientific approach and MJ's intuitive understanding. Within weeks of her first meeting with the others, she and Peter had developed a friendship based on their shared fascination with understanding how things worked—whether those things were magical abilities, complex problems, or the social dynamics of their expanding friend group.
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The Growing Community
What none of the adults had quite anticipated was how naturally the six children would bond once they were all aware of their magical abilities. Monthly gatherings had been arranged, ostensibly for "acclimatization and preparation," but in practice they had become elaborate playdate-slash-study sessions where six magical children worked out their abilities together under the watchful eye of various professors.
The first official gathering had been held at the Parker house on a Saturday afternoon in October, with all six children, their parents, and Professor McGonagall crowded into the living room for what Aurora had described as "preliminary compatibility assessment."
Ned had immediately attached himself to Harry with the enthusiasm of someone who had found his perfect complement. Where Harry was intuitive and impulsive, Ned was methodical and careful. Where Harry's magic burst out in moments of strong emotion, Ned's magic seemed to flow constantly in small, helpful ways.
"It's like having a magical assistant," Peter had observed, watching Ned somehow convince a stubborn jar of pickles to open for Harry without even touching it.
"I prefer to think of it as collaborative magic," Ned had replied seriously, then grinned with the infectious happiness that characterized most of his interactions. "But yeah, Harry and I just... work well together."
"How does that work exactly?" Gwen had asked with the systematic curiosity that she brought to all interesting problems. "The collaborative magic thing? Are you sharing magical energy, or complementing each other's abilities, or..."
"I think we're just really good at understanding what the other person needs," Harry had said thoughtfully. "Like, when I get frustrated because something isn't working the way I want it to, Ned always knows how to help me think about it differently."
"And when Ned gets overwhelmed by all the magical stuff happening around him, I can help him focus on just one thing at a time," Harry had added.
Professor McGonagall, who had been taking notes throughout this exchange, had looked up with evident satisfaction.
"That kind of intuitive magical cooperation is quite rare," she had told the parents who were watching this interaction with various degrees of amazement. "It suggests that these children will be able to support each other through the more challenging aspects of magical education."
Felicia had taken longer to integrate, her natural wariness warring with genuine fascination for this group of children who seemed so effortlessly accepting of magical weirdness. But MJ's straightforward friendship and Peter's scientific curiosity about her abilities had gradually won her over.
The breakthrough had come during their third group meeting, when Peter had spent an entire afternoon asking Felicia detailed questions about exactly how her probability manipulation worked, with the genuine scientific interest of someone trying to understand a fascinating new phenomenon rather than the fearful curiosity of someone confronted with something dangerous.
"You know what I like about you guys?" Felicia had said during that meeting, after she had successfully taught Peter how to influence coin flips through careful magical suggestion and MJ had taken dozens of photos to document the process. "You don't act like I'm scary or dangerous just because my magic is weird."
"All magic is weird," Harry had replied matter-of-factly. "That's what makes it magic instead of just... regular stuff."
"Besides," Peter had added with the logical directness that characterized his approach to most problems, "your magic isn't any weirder than mine. I can stick to walls and lift things that should be way too heavy for me. That's pretty weird too."
"And I dream about things before they happen," MJ had contributed. "Which is definitely weird."
"And I can talk to snakes," Harry had said cheerfully. "Which is apparently really weird even by magical standards."
Gwen had fit in as if she had always been part of the group, her investigative instincts perfectly complementing Peter's scientific approach and MJ's intuitive understanding. Within months, she and Peter had developed a friendship based on their shared fascination with understanding how things worked—whether those things were magical abilities, complex problems, or the social dynamics of their expanding friend group.
"I think," Ben had confided to May after one particularly chaotic but successful gathering where six magical children had somehow managed to reorganize their entire living room furniture using various combinations of their abilities, "we're watching something pretty special here."
"You mean six magical children who are definitely going to give their teachers heart attacks?" May had replied with fond concern, surveying the living room that now looked like it had been arranged by someone with a completely different understanding of how furniture was supposed to work.
"I mean six children who are going to change the magical world," Ben had said quietly, watching Peter explain to Ned and Gwen exactly how he had managed to stick the coffee table to the ceiling while Harry and MJ worked together to make sure it would stay there. "Maybe both magical worlds."
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## Present Day - The Morning of Departure
Now, two years later, the Parker household was in the kind of organized chaos that only occurred when multiple families were trying to coordinate something unprecedented while managing the emotional complexity of a major separation.
It was 6:30 in the morning, and the Parker living room looked like a staging area for a very unusual military operation. Trunks sat by the front door, packed with carefully selected belongings and labeled with the kind of detailed organization that May Parker brought to all important endeavors. Suitcases for the parents were stacked nearby, because this wasn't just a drop-off—this was a full family expedition to see Diagon Alley and get their first real look at the magical world their children would be inhabiting.
Ben stood in the kitchen, making his fourth pot of coffee of the morning while trying to project an air of calm competence that wasn't entirely authentic. He was wearing his best khakis and a button-down shirt that May had ironed specifically for this occasion, because even though they were traveling by magical means to a magical destination, some things required proper preparation.
"Peter!" he called toward the staircase. "You ready up there? Professor McGonagall said the Portkey doesn't wait for anybody, and I don't want to find out what happens if we miss our magical flight!"
"Almost ready!" Peter's voice drifted down from his bedroom, followed by the sound of something heavy being dragged across the floor. "I'm just trying to fit everything into my trunk!"
"What exactly is 'everything'?" May called back, appearing in the kitchen doorway with her hair pulled back and wearing the kind of practical outfit she usually reserved for particularly challenging days at the hospital. "Because we went over the packing list seventeen times, and everything on that list should fit in your trunk with room to spare."
"Well," Peter's voice carried the defensive tone of someone who knew they were about to be caught doing something they weren't supposed to be doing, "the official packing list didn't account for all the extra stuff Harry wanted me to take."
Ben and May exchanged a look that conveyed entire volumes of parental communication about the ways in which their children consistently exceeded expectations for creative problem-solving.
"What kind of extra stuff?" May asked with the patient tone of someone preparing to solve a logistical problem.
Harry appeared at the top of the stairs, his nine-year-old face wearing an expression of determined helpfulness that both adults recognized as a warning sign.
"Just important stuff!" Harry called down. "Like extra photos of all of us, and letters for Peter to open when he misses home, and emergency chocolate, and the compass Uncle Ben gave him, and—"
"And about fifteen other things that seemed really important when we were packing them last night," Peter finished, appearing next to Harry with his hair sticking up in all directions and his trunk balanced precariously in his arms.
"Harry," May said gently, "sweetie, Peter can't take everything. His trunk has to fit on the magical transportation, and he needs room for all the school supplies he's going to buy today."
"But what if he needs something we didn't think of?" Harry asked with the serious concern of someone who had been worrying about this possibility for weeks. "What if magic school is completely different from what we imagined and he needs something important that we forgot?"
Ben set down his coffee and walked over to the bottom of the stairs, looking up at both boys with the expression of someone who understood that this conversation was about much more than overpacking.
"Harry," he said quietly, "come down here for a minute."
Harry carefully navigated the stairs, his expression showing the kind of careful control that suggested he was working hard to be mature about something that was actually making him quite anxious.
Ben crouched down so he was at Harry's eye level, a gesture that had become routine for important conversations over the past five years.
"You know what I think?" Ben said conversationally. "I think you're worried that if Peter doesn't have everything he might possibly need, something bad might happen to him."
Harry nodded seriously, not quite trusting his voice.
"And I think you're trying to solve that problem by making sure he has everything you can think of that might help him."
Another nod.
"That's very thoughtful of you," Ben continued. "And it shows how much you love Peter and want him to be okay. But you know what's going to help Peter more than having extra stuff?"
"What?" Harry asked quietly.
"Knowing that he has a little brother who believes in him," Ben said with quiet conviction. "Knowing that he has a family who trusts him to figure things out and handle whatever comes up. Knowing that we're proud of him and confident that he can take care of himself and his friends."
Harry considered this with the seriousness he brought to all important information.
"So I should stop trying to pack extra stuff for him?" he asked.
"I think you should trust Peter to know what he needs," Ben replied. "And trust that if he needs something he doesn't have, he's smart enough and resourceful enough to figure out how to get it or do without it."
"But what if—"
"Harry." Ben's voice was gentle but firm. "What if we focus on what we know instead of what we're worried about? We know Peter is smart. We know he's got good friends who will help him. We know the professors at Hogwarts have been teaching children for a very long time and they know how to keep them safe. We know that Professor McGonagall wouldn't be taking him somewhere that wasn't safe."
Harry nodded slowly, processing this logic with the careful attention he gave to all of Ben's important advice.
"Okay," he said finally. "But I still want him to have the emergency chocolate. Just in case."
Ben smiled, ruffling Harry's hair with paternal affection. "I think emergency chocolate is always a good idea."
Peter, who had been listening to this exchange from the top of the stairs, came down carrying a much more reasonably sized trunk.
"I kept the emergency chocolate," he told Harry seriously. "And the letters, and one photo of all of us. But I left the compass here so you can take care of it while I'm gone."
"Really?" Harry asked, brightening considerably.
"Really. That way I'll know it's safe, and you'll have something of mine to look after until I come home for Christmas."
May, who had been watching this interaction with the expression of someone trying not to cry at 6:45 in the morning, cleared her throat and announced with determined cheerfulness, "Breakfast is ready! And we need to eat quickly because the other families are going to be here in thirty minutes."
The kitchen table had been expanded with folding chairs to accommodate what May had privately started thinking of as "the magical breakfast summit." She had made enough pancakes, eggs, and bacon to feed a small army, because she had learned over the years that nervous energy required substantial fuel.
Harry, his anxiety somewhat relieved by his conversation with Ben, had recovered enough appetite to apply himself seriously to his breakfast. Peter was eating with the mechanical efficiency of someone whose stomach was too nervous for proper appetite but who understood the practical necessity of fuel.
"So," Ben said conversationally, buttering his toast with the kind of careful attention that suggested he was also managing his own anxiety, "who wants to remind me exactly what we're doing today? I want to make sure I understand the schedule."
"Portkey to Scotland at eight o'clock," Peter recited with the precision of someone who had reviewed this schedule multiple times. "Tour of Hogwarts with Professor Dumbledore. Lunch at the castle. Another Portkey to London. Shopping in Diagon Alley. Dinner somewhere in magical London. Portkey back to New York tomorrow morning."
"And we're staying where tonight?" May asked, consulting the notes she had written on a piece of paper that was now covered in multiple colors of ink representing various conversations and clarifications.
"The Leaky Cauldron," Peter replied. "Which is apparently a magical inn that's been around for like five hundred years and serves as the entrance to Diagon Alley."
"A five-hundred-year-old inn," Ben repeated thoughtfully. "That's older than our entire country."
"A lot of the magical world is older than our country," Harry added with nine-year-old matter-of-factness. "Professor Dumbledore told me that Hogwarts has been around for over a thousand years."
"A thousand years," May said softly. "That's... that's hard to even imagine."
The doorbell rang, cutting through their morning routine with the sharp reminder that this was actually happening, right now, today.
"That'll be the Watsons," Ben said, checking his watch with the precision of someone trying to maintain control over an inherently uncontrollable situation. "Right on time."
May opened the front door to reveal Philip and Madeline Watson, both wearing the kind of carefully selected outfits that suggested they had also spent considerable time thinking about what was appropriate for a day in the magical world. Behind them, MJ bounced slightly on her toes with nervous energy, her red hair pulled back in a practical ponytail and her backpack obviously stuffed with art supplies.
"Good morning!" Madeline called with the bright cheerfulness of someone working hard to project confidence. "Are we ready for our magical adventure?"
"As ready as we can be for something we've never done before," Ben replied with a grin, stepping aside to let them in.
Philip immediately gravitated toward the coffee pot with the focused intensity of someone who had been up late the night before making lists and contingency plans.
"I have questions," he announced without preamble, which was such a characteristic Philip Watson opening that everyone in the room immediately smiled.
"Of course you do," May said fondly. "What kind of questions?"
"Practical questions," Philip replied, accepting a mug of coffee with the gratitude of someone receiving a life-saving medication. "For instance, what's the exchange rate between American dollars and magical money? Are there magical customs regulations we need to be aware of? Do they have magical passports? What happens if someone gets motion sick during Portkey travel?"
"Dad," MJ said with fond exasperation, "you've been researching this for six weeks. Don't you already know the answers to most of those questions?"
"I know what the books say," Philip corrected. "But I want to know what the practical reality is going to be like. There's often a significant difference between theoretical knowledge and applied experience."
Madeline rolled her eyes affectionately. "He's been like this since Professor McGonagall first mentioned international magical travel. I caught him trying to research the physics of Portkey transportation at two in the morning last week."
"Did you find anything interesting?" Peter asked with genuine curiosity.
"Nothing conclusive," Philip replied with the disappointed tone of someone whose research had failed to yield satisfactory results. "The magical physics literature available to non-magical researchers is surprisingly limited."
"Probably because most of it doesn't make sense without actually being able to do magic," Harry suggested helpfully.
"That's what I'm afraid of," Philip muttered into his coffee.
The doorbell rang again, and this time it was George and Helen Leeds with Ned, followed immediately by the Hardy family, and finally the Stacys, until the Parker living room was full of nervous parents and excited children and enough luggage to supply a small expedition.
George Stacy, wearing his off-duty clothes but somehow still managing to look like a cop, took one look at the organized chaos and immediately appointed himself logistics coordinator.
"Alright," he announced with the authoritative tone that had served him well through twenty years of managing complex situations, "let's do a quick headcount and make sure everyone has everything they need before the professor gets here. Kids over here, parents over there, luggage by the door."
"I like him," Ben murmured to May, watching George efficiently organize eleven people and approximately seventeen pieces of luggage into something approaching manageable groups.
"He reminds me of you," May replied, "when you're trying to manage one of Peter's science fair projects."
Walter Hardy, who had been quietly observing this family chaos with the analytical eye of someone accustomed to assessing security situations, spoke up with his precise British accent.
"Has anyone actually done magical travel before, or are we all about to experience this together?"
"All together," Helen Leeds replied with nervous laughter. "Though Professor McGonagall assured us that it's perfectly safe, even if it's not particularly comfortable."
"Define 'not particularly comfortable,'" Felicia's mother requested with the tone of someone who liked to be prepared for unpleasant experiences.
Gwen, who had been listening to this adult conversation with the focused attention she brought to all potentially useful information, looked up from where she was double-checking her packed belongings.
"Professor McGonagall said it feels like being grabbed behind the navel and yanked through space really fast," she reported with characteristic precision. "She also said it's over in about thirty seconds and that the main side effect is mild disorientation."
"Mild disorientation," George repeated with the skeptical tone of someone who had learned to be wary of official descriptions that used the word 'mild.' "In my experience, when officials say 'mild,' they usually mean 'you're going to hate this but it won't kill you.'"
"That's... probably accurate," Walter agreed with dry humor. "I've found that magical authorities have a tendency toward understatement when describing unpleasant experiences."
Ned, who had been quietly organizing his own belongings with the methodical care he brought to all important tasks, looked up with genuine concern.
"What if someone throws up during the magical travel?" he asked with the practical worry of someone who had a sensitive stomach. "Like, is that a normal thing that happens, or would that be really embarrassing?"
"Oh honey," Helen said immediately, reaching over to squeeze his shoulder with maternal reassurance, "I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time, if it happened. These professors have been doing this for years."
"Besides," Peter added with the logical optimism that characterized his approach to most problems, "we're all going to be experiencing it together. If someone gets sick, we'll all be too busy dealing with our own weirdness to judge anybody else."
"That's actually a really good point," MJ said thoughtfully. "We're going to be too busy being amazed and terrified and excited to worry about normal embarrassing stuff."
"Plus," Felicia added with a slight grin, "if my luck magic works the way I think it does, probably none of us will throw up anyway. The universe seems to like arranging things so that embarrassing stuff doesn't happen to people I'm friends with."
"Really?" Harry asked with immediate interest. "Your magic can do that?"
"I think so?" Felicia replied, sounding slightly uncertain. "It's hard to tell exactly how it works, but good stuff tends to happen around me, and bad stuff tends to... not."
"That's amazing," Ned said with genuine admiration. "My magic mostly just makes animals like me and helps me understand complicated things. Your magic actually changes how the world works."
"All magic changes how the world works," Philip interjected with the precision of someone who had spent considerable time thinking about magical theory. "The question is whether it changes reality temporarily, or whether it influences probability, or whether it operates according to principles we don't understand yet."
"Dad," MJ said with fond exasperation, "maybe save the magical physics discussion for after we've actually experienced magical travel?"
"That's an excellent point," Philip agreed. "Direct observation should precede theoretical analysis."
Chapter 7: Chapter 6
Chapter Text
The conversation was interrupted by a sharp, authoritative knock on the front door that somehow managed to convey both politeness and absolute expectation of immediate response.
"That'll be Professor McGonagall," Ben said, moving toward the door with the measured steps of someone preparing for a significant moment. His voice carried that particular quality of steady reliability mixed with quiet anticipation—the voice of a man who had learned to approach the extraordinary with practical grace.
He opened the door to reveal Professor McGonagall in traveling robes that somehow managed to look both practical and impressively formal, flanked by a woman who could only be Aurora Sinclair and carrying what appeared to be an old leather boot.
"Good morning," McGonagall said briskly, stepping into the living room and taking in the assembled families with the assessing gaze of someone accustomed to managing complex group logistics. Her Scottish accent carried that crisp authority that could make even chaos feel organized. "I trust everyone is prepared for departure? We have a very precise schedule to maintain."
"Define prepared," May said with characteristic directness, gesturing at the chaos of luggage, nervous parents, and teenagers who seemed to be vibrating with equal parts excitement and terror. Her energy filled the room—warm, practical, and completely unintimidated by magical authority. "Because if prepared means 'packed and caffeinated,' we're good. If it means 'mentally ready to be launched through space by a magical boot,' then we might need a few more minutes."
Aurora Sinclair followed McGonagall into the room, and her presence immediately shifted the energy from nervous family chaos to something more official and organized. She was exactly the kind of person who could make international magical bureaucracy look like a sophisticated art form, with that particular quality of making complex situations feel both manageable and slightly theatrical.
"Good morning, families," Aurora said with warm professionalism, her voice carrying the kind of authority that made you feel like everything was going to work out perfectly because she was clearly the sort of person who had contingency plans for her contingency plans. "I'm Aurora Sinclair from MACUSA, and I'll be accompanying you through the international aspects of today's journey. I understand this is everyone's first experience with Portkey travel?"
A chorus of confirmations and nervous laughter filled the living room.
"Oh good," Phillip Watson said with that particular combination of intellectual fascination and barely contained anxiety, his hands gesturing expressively, "because I was, uh, I was worried this might be routine for everyone else and we'd be the only ones having that whole, you know, 'what if this goes catastrophically wrong' kind of thought process."
"Dad," MJ said with fond exasperation, her voice carrying that perfect blend of teenage mortification and genuine affection, "you literally spent an hour last night researching the theoretical physics of magical transportation. You know more about this than anyone else in the room."
"Theoretical knowledge, yes," Phillip replied, still gesturing, "but there's a significant difference between understanding something in principle and, uh, actually being launched through space by enchanted footwear."
"It's a boot, Phil," Madeline Watson said with gentle amusement, her warmth providing the perfect counterbalance to her husband's nervous energy. "A magical boot. We've moved past the footwear identity crisis."
"Excellent," Aurora continued with a reassuring smile that somehow made everyone feel like they were in extremely competent hands. "Then let me explain exactly what we're going to do, step by step, so everyone knows what to expect."
She gestured to the leather boot that McGonagall was now placing in the center of the coffee table with the kind of casual precision that suggested this was completely routine.
"This is our Portkey," she explained, "which has been enchanted to transport all of us to a designated arrival point near Hogwarts Castle. In approximately ten minutes, it will activate automatically, taking us from here to Scotland in about thirty seconds."
"Thirty seconds?" Harry asked, his voice carrying that particular combination of nine-year-old curiosity and the kind of direct intensity that made adults pay attention. "How fast are we going to be moving?"
"Well," Aurora replied with the kind of smile that suggested she genuinely enjoyed answering questions from curious children, "we won't technically be moving through space in the conventional sense. We'll be... folding space, essentially."
"Like origami but with geography?" Ned asked with immediate interest, his Jacob Batalon enthusiasm making everyone smile. "That's so cool!"
"How does it know when to activate?" Peter asked with that particular combination of scientific curiosity and barely contained excitement that made him bounce slightly on his feet.
"Magical chronometry," McGonagall replied crisply. "The spell is keyed to precise temporal coordinates that account for international time zones and magical transit schedules."
"So it's like a magical GPS?" Gwen asked with her systematic approach to understanding new concepts, her voice carrying that particular combination of scientific precision and genuine wonder.
"More like magical scheduling software," Helen Leeds said with practicality, "which honestly makes more sense than half the actual scheduling software I use at work."
"The precision required is actually quite remarkable," George Leeds added with thoughtfulness, "considering the variables involved in international time coordination."
"Essentially, yes," Aurora confirmed. "Though considerably more sophisticated than non-magical timing devices."
Walter Hardy, who had been examining the Portkey with the analytical eye he brought to security assessments, spoke up with that particular combination of polite curiosity and professional wariness.
"And this device has been tested for safety with groups this size? Forgive me, but in my professional experience, it's always worth confirming safety protocols before unusual procedures."
Felicia looked up at her father with affection mixed with slight embarrassment. "Dad, they've been using these things for centuries. I think they've probably figured out the safety stuff by now."
"Safety protocols are never a bad question, sweetheart," Walter replied with gentle authority. "Especially when the procedure involves magical transportation of my daughter to another continent."
McGonagall's expression softened slightly, as if she appreciated both the practical concern behind the question and the paternal protectiveness driving it.
"Mr. Hardy, Portkeys have been used for international magical travel for over three centuries. This particular Portkey has been specifically calibrated for a group of exactly this size and composition, and has been tested multiple times with equivalent loads."
"Plus," Aurora added with the kind of professional confidence that came from years of managing complex international magical logistics, "MACUSA and the British Ministry have coordinated all the necessary international clearances and emergency protocols. If anything goes wrong—which it won't—we have comprehensive backup plans."
"What kind of backup plans?" George Stacy asked with directness, because asking about contingencies was second nature for a police captain. "Because in my line of work, 'comprehensive backup plans' usually means someone thought of three different ways things could go sideways."
"Multiple redundant Portkeys, emergency contact protocols with both magical governments, medical support on both ends of the journey, and alternative transportation arrangements if needed," Aurora replied promptly. "Though again, these are purely precautionary measures."
"Alternative transportation?" Peter asked with immediate curiosity. "Like what? Flying carpets? Dragon-back rides?"
"Brooms, actually," McGonagall replied with what might have been amusement. "Though I suspect that would be considerably less comfortable for a group this size."
"Wait, flying brooms are real?" MJ asked with artist's fascination. "Like, actually real real?"
"Very real," McGonagall confirmed. "You'll be seeing quite a few of them during your time at Hogwarts."
"This is the best day ever," Ned said with pure joy. "We haven't even gotten to the magic castle yet and we're already talking about flying brooms."
Ben, who had been listening to this exchange with the focused attention of someone trying to understand unfamiliar but important systems, nodded approvingly with that particular combination of practical assessment and quiet confidence.
"That sounds thorough," he said. "I appreciate knowing that you've thought about the what-ifs. In my experience, the people who plan for problems that probably won't happen are usually the same people who make sure those problems actually don't happen."
"In magical travel," McGonagall said with dry humor, "thinking about the what-ifs is not optional."
May, who had been quietly observing this entire exchange while mentally cataloging every detail with the protective intensity that characterized her approach to anything involving Peter, suddenly spoke up with characteristic directness.
"Okay, but can we talk about the important stuff?" she said, fixing McGonagall with that particular combination of warmth and absolute determination. "Like, what happens if one of them gets motion sick during this magical boot transportation thing? Because Peter gets carsick on the highway sometimes, and I'm pretty sure magical space-folding is going to be significantly more intense than the BQE."
"Aunt May," Peter protested with teenage mortification, "I do not get carsick that often!"
"Honey, you turned green driving through the Holland Tunnel last month," May replied with fond maternal ruthlessness. "I love you, but you have the constitution of a delicate flower when it comes to moving vehicles."
"Portkey travel can indeed cause nausea," McGonagall acknowledged with the kind of practical understanding that came from years of dealing with student transportation logistics. "We have remedies available if needed."
"What kind of remedies?" Madeline Watson asked with maternal concern that was perfectly reasonable given that they were discussing magical space travel for their children.
"Magical anti-nausea draughts that are considerably more effective than non-magical alternatives," Aurora replied reassuringly. "Though in my experience, the disorientation is usually brief."
"Usually?" Phillip repeated with his tendency to focus on the qualifying words that suggested potential complications.
"Always brief for properly calibrated Portkeys," McGonagall clarified with crisp authority. "Which this one certainly is."
Harry, who had been unusually quiet during this official briefing, suddenly spoke up with that particular directness that characterized all his most important questions.
"Professor McGonagall, when we get to Hogwarts, will we be able to see everything? Like, all the places Peter and MJ and the others are going to be living and studying?"
His voice carried that particular quality of a nine-year-old trying to process the fact that his family was about to scatter across an ocean, mixed with genuine excitement about seeing a magical castle.
McGonagall's expression warmed considerably as she focused on Harry's concern, her Scottish accent softening with genuine kindness.
"Harry, Professor Dumbledore has planned a comprehensive tour that will show your family and friends every part of the castle that will be important to their daily lives. You'll see the dormitories, the common rooms, the Great Hall, the classrooms, the library, and quite a few other interesting locations."
"What about the secret passages?" Harry asked with nine-year-old hopefulness that made several adults smile. "Every old castle has secret passages, right?"
"Well," McGonagall replied with what might have been the ghost of a smile, "those wouldn't be secret if we showed them to everyone during official tours, would they?"
"That's fair," Harry agreed solemnly, then brightened with the kind of logical leap that characterized his approach to problem-solving. "But Peter can find some on his own and tell me about them in letters, right?"
"I suspect," McGonagall said with evident amusement, "that Peter and his friends will discover quite a few interesting features of Hogwarts that aren't included in the standard curriculum."
Peter grinned at this, his nervous energy shifting toward excitement for the first time that morning. The enthusiasm was starting to override the anxiety as he contemplated the possibilities.
"How much trouble are we allowed to get into while we're exploring?" he asked with the kind of carefully calculated innocence that both Ben and May recognized as a warning sign.
"Peter Benjamin Parker," May said with that particular combination of affection and maternal warning, "did you just ask a Hogwarts professor for permission to cause trouble?"
"I asked about acceptable parameters for exploratory activities," Peter replied with the kind of technical precision that fooled absolutely no one. "That's completely different."
"That depends entirely," McGonagall replied with crisp authority, "on whether your exploration is motivated by curiosity and learning, or by a desire to cause mischief."
"Definitely curiosity and learning," Peter replied immediately, with such obvious sincerity that several adults laughed.
"He really means that," Ben added with warmth, "but with Peter, curiosity and learning have a tendency to lead to... interesting situations."
"Like the time you were 'curious' about whether you could improve the efficiency of the school's ventilation system and accidentally triggered three fire alarms," MJ added with fond exasperation.
"That was one time!" Peter protested. "And I did improve the efficiency!"
"The fire department was very impressed," Harry said with the kind of deadpan delivery that suggested he'd heard this story multiple times. "Especially with your explanation of airflow dynamics."
"Then I suspect you'll find that Hogwarts is quite accommodating to curious students," McGonagall said. "Though I do recommend discussing your exploration plans with your Head of House before venturing into areas that might be... challenging."
"Challenging how?" MJ asked with immediate interest, because MJ had never met a challenge she didn't want to understand better. Her artist's instincts were clearly triggered by anything that sounded mysterious and potentially dangerous.
"Some parts of Hogwarts are more dangerous than others," McGonagall explained matter-of-factly. "Moving staircases, protective enchantments, areas restricted for safety reasons, and the occasional magical creature that has taken up residence in unused rooms."
"Moving staircases?" Gwen asked with fascination. "Like, they physically relocate themselves?"
"Frequently and without warning," McGonagall confirmed. "Part of the castle's charm, though it can be frustrating when you're late for class."
"Magical creatures living in the school?" Ned asked with obvious Jacob Batalon excitement. "What kind of magical creatures?"
"Nothing dangerous," McGonagall assured the parents, who were looking slightly alarmed. "Mostly things like house-elves, portraits that have developed personalities, and the occasional stray creature from Care of Magical Creatures classes."
"House-elves?" Helen Leeds asked with practical curiosity. "Like, magical housekeeping staff?"
"Essentially, yes, though considerably more complex than simple housekeeping," McGonagall replied. "They maintain the castle, prepare meals, and generally ensure that everything runs smoothly."
"Portraits with personalities?" Felicia asked with fascination. "Like, they can talk and everything?"
"Indeed. Some of them are quite chatty, actually. You'll find them very helpful for directions, though I should warn you that a few of them have rather strong opinions about proper student behavior."
"Strong opinions how?" George Stacy asked with wariness, because in his experience, authority figures with strong opinions about behavior usually meant trouble for teenagers.
"They may lecture you about study habits, proper corridor etiquette, or the importance of maintaining house pride," McGonagall replied with dry humor. "Nothing more threatening than mild disapproval and occasional nagging."
"So basically like having extra teachers everywhere," Walter Hardy said with understanding.
"More like having very opinionated grandparents everywhere," McGonagall corrected with what might have been amusement.
Aurora, who had been checking an ornate pocket watch during this conversation, looked up with that particular Meryl Streep combination of professional efficiency and theatrical timing.
"Two minutes until activation," she announced. "Everyone needs to position themselves around the Portkey now. Each person should maintain physical contact with both the Portkey and at least one other person in your group."
The next few minutes involved the kind of logistical complexity that only occurred when eleven people tried to arrange themselves around a small object while maintaining multiple points of contact. There was considerable discussion about optimal positioning, careful maneuvering around luggage, and the inevitable parental concerns about whether everyone was holding on properly.
"Okay, this is like the world's most complicated group hug," May said as she tried to maintain contact with both the boot and Peter while not stepping on anyone's luggage. "And I've organized Parker family reunions, so I know complicated group logistics."
"Physics suggests this shouldn't work," Phillip Watson said with fascination as he examined their human chain formation. "The spatial relationships here are, uh, they're really quite improbable."
"Dad, we're about to be transported by magic boot," MJ pointed out with logic. "I think we've moved past conventional physics."
"Actually, that's exactly why I'm interested in the physics," Phillip replied with characteristic enthusiasm. "The intersection of magical theory and spatial mechanics is, you know, it's really quite fascinating from a theoretical perspective."
"Phil," Madeline said with gentle amusement, "maybe save the theoretical analysis for after we survive the magical transportation?"
Harry positioned himself between Peter and Ben, gripping Peter's hand with the fierce protectiveness of a little brother who was about to watch his family disappear into an unknown world.
"Remember everything," he whispered to Peter with that particular intensity that made simple statements sound like vital missions. "Take pictures if you can. Write down anything interesting. And if anything scary happens, remember that you're brave and smart and you have good friends."
"I will," Peter promised quietly, squeezing Harry's hand. The sincerity in his voice carried all the weight of a sacred vow. "And I'll write you a letter tonight about everything that happens today."
"Every detail?"
"Every detail I can remember."
"Even the boring stuff?"
"Especially the boring stuff, because knowing you, the boring stuff will be the parts you find most interesting."
MJ, positioned on Peter's other side with her free hand clutching her father's arm, looked around at the circle of nervous, excited faces and grinned with sudden delight.
"This is actually happening," she said with wonder that made her sound younger than her fifteen years. "We're actually about to do magic travel to a magic castle in Scotland."
"I still can't quite believe it," Ned added with amazement. "Like, yesterday I was worried about chemistry homework, and now I'm holding hands with everyone while we wait to be launched through space by magical footwear."
"The homework is still going to be there when we get back," Gwen pointed out with practicality, though her voice carried excitement that suggested she wasn't particularly concerned about mundane academic obligations at the moment.
"Thirty seconds," Aurora announced, consulting her watch with professional precision.
The Portkey began to emit a soft blue glow that pulsed with increasing frequency, like a magical heartbeat building toward something significant.
"Oh," Felicia said with fascination as she stared at the glowing boot, "that's actually really beautiful. It's like... like a little star or something."
"A star that's about to launch us across an ocean," Walter Hardy said with dry humor, though his grip on his daughter's hand was gentle and protective.
Professor McGonagall's voice carried clearly over the mounting magical energy, her Scottish accent lending authority to the instructions. "Remember, the sensation is sudden and quite intense, but it's over quickly. Try to stay relaxed and maintain your grip on both the Portkey and each other."
"Define relaxed," George Leeds said with practical concern. "Because I'm not sure relaxed is a realistic expectation under these circumstances."
"Just don't let go," Helen Leeds added with maternal authority. "Whatever happens, nobody lets go of anybody."
"Fifteen seconds."
The blue glow intensified, and everyone could feel the magical energy building around them like pressure in the air before a thunderstorm.
Ben looked around the circle at his family and their friends, all connected by touch and shared purpose and the absolute trust that came with facing the unknown together. His steadiness anchored the group as he spoke with quiet confidence.
"Here we go," he said, his voice carrying the steady reassurance that had guided his family through every previous adventure and challenge. "Whatever happens next, we're doing it together."
"Ten seconds."
"I love you all," May said with warmth that somehow reached everyone in the circle, "and I'm proud of you, and if anyone gets motion sick, try not to aim for the shoes."
"Aunt May!" Peter protested, but he was laughing despite his nervousness.
"Five seconds."
The boot was now glowing so brightly that it was difficult to look at directly, and the magical energy felt like electricity in the air around them.
Harry squeezed Peter's hand tighter, his expression serious with the weight of saying goodbye and excited with the anticipation of adventure.
"Three... two... one..."
The world dissolved.
One moment they were standing in the familiar warmth of the Parker living room, surrounded by the comfortable chaos of home and family and everything safe and known. The scent of May's coffee, the morning sunlight through their kitchen window, the sound of ordinary Tuesday morning traffic outside—all of it suddenly, completely gone.
The next moment they were being yanked forward and up and impossibly sideways through space that folded and twisted in ways that made no geometric sense. The sensation was exactly as advertised—like being grabbed behind the navel by an invisible hook and dragged through reality at tremendous speed while the world became a blur of colors and sensations that human perception wasn't designed to process.
Wind that couldn't be felt roared in their ears. Light that had no source streamed past them in ribbons of impossible brightness. The very concept of up and down became meaningless as they tumbled through magical space that operated according to principles that had nothing to do with physics.
It lasted exactly thirty seconds, though it felt both like an eternity and like no time at all.
And then, just as suddenly as it had begun, it stopped.
They tumbled onto solid ground in a heap of arms and legs and trunks and family members, everyone slightly dizzy and disoriented but essentially intact. The morning light was different here—crisper somehow, with the particular quality of northern sunlight that suggested they were much farther north than they had been moments before.
"Everyone alright?" McGonagall asked briskly, straightening her robes with the efficiency of someone who made international Portkey trips regularly. "No one left behind? No one missing any important body parts?"
A chorus of groans, nervous laughter, and confirmations filled the Scottish morning air as eleven people slowly untangled themselves and took their first look around.
"That was..." Phillip Watson began with characteristic thoughtfulness, then paused, apparently unable to find adequate words for the experience, his hands gesturing helplessly.
"Horrible," Helen Leeds finished with feeling. "That was absolutely horrible."
"But fast," George Stacy added with philosophical acceptance of unpleasant but necessary procedures. "Definitely fast."
"I think I left my stomach somewhere over the Atlantic," Madeline Watson said weakly, but she was smiling as she helped MJ to her feet with maternal grace.
Walter Hardy, who was checking to make sure Felicia was steady, looked around with that particular combination of professional assessment and paternal concern.
"Where exactly are we?" he asked, taking in the landscape with careful attention.
And that was when they all looked up and saw it.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry rose before them like something out of a dream or a fairy tale or the kind of illustration that belonged in the most magnificent children's book ever written. The castle seemed to grow out of the landscape itself, its towers and turrets reaching toward the Scottish sky with impossible grace and architectural audacity.
It was massive and ancient and beautiful in ways that made ordinary buildings seem like rough sketches by comparison. Towers spiraled upward with mathematical precision that somehow managed to look organic rather than calculated. Bridges connected different sections of the castle in graceful arcs that seemed to ignore the practical limitations of engineering. Windows caught the morning sunlight and threw it back in patterns that suggested the building itself was alive and aware.
The lake stretched out below the castle like a mirror reflecting sky and stone, with mountains rising beyond it in dramatic silhouette. The entire landscape looked like it had been arranged by someone with an artist's eye for perfect composition and a poet's understanding of how beauty could take your breath away.
"Oh my God," MJ breathed, her artist's eye taking in the architectural impossibilities with wonder and delight. "It's beautiful. It's absolutely beautiful."
"It's enormous," Ned added with awe, his voice carrying that particular reverence that came with seeing something that exceeded all possible expectations. "How does anyone find their way around something that big?"
"Very carefully," McGonagall replied with what might have been humor. "And with considerable help from the portraits, the ghosts, and the older students who remember what it was like to be lost for the first few weeks."
"There are really ghosts?" Gwen asked with immediate interest, because Gwen had never encountered a mystery she didn't want to investigate. "Like, actual transparent floating people ghosts?"
"Several. Most of them are quite helpful, though Sir Nicholas can be rather chatty, and the Bloody Baron is somewhat... intense."
Peter was staring at the castle with an expression that combined scientific fascination with aesthetic appreciation and the kind of wonder that came with seeing something that challenged everything he thought he understood about how the world worked.
"Professor McGonagall," he said slowly, his voice carrying the careful tone of someone trying to process architectural and magical impossibilities simultaneously, "how does the structural engineering work? I mean, those towers shouldn't be able to support themselves at those angles, and some of those bridges seem to be connecting to... nothing."
McGonagall's expression showed definite approval for the question, her Scottish accent warming slightly.
"Magic, Mr. Parker," she replied with a slight smile. "The answer to most of your architectural questions will be magic."
"But that's not really an answer," Peter protested with good-natured scientific frustration, his curiosity overriding any concern about challenging a professor. "Magic has to follow some kind of principles, some kind of rules. There has to be magical physics or magical engineering or something that explains how those bridges don't just fall into the lake."
"And that, Mr. Parker," McGonagall said with evident satisfaction, "is exactly the kind of curiosity that will serve you well in your studies. You'll find that magical theory can be quite as complex and systematic as any non-magical science."
"Really?" Peter asked with immediate excitement. "So there are actual magical laws of physics? Like, mathematical principles that govern how magic interacts with matter and energy and structural engineering?"
"Extensive ones," McGonagall confirmed. "You'll be learning several of them in your first year alone."
Harry, who had been unusually quiet during this exchange, was staring at the castle with an expression of wonder mixed with something that looked almost like recognition. His eyes focused on the ancient stones with an absorption that was unusual even for him.
"It looks like home," he said softly, so quietly that only Peter and Ben, standing closest to him, could hear. "I don't know why, but it looks like home."
Ben looked down at Harry with gentle understanding, recognizing the complex emotions that came with seeing a place that represented both tremendous possibility and inevitable separation.
"That's because it's going to be home for Peter and his friends," Ben said quietly. "And someday, it's going to be home for you too."
"Promise?" Harry asked with nine-year-old seriousness.
"Promise," Ben replied with the kind of quiet certainty that made promises feel like sacred vows.
Aurora, who had been allowing the family group time to absorb their first impression of Hogwarts, stepped forward with that particular combination of professional efficiency and dramatic timing.
"Now then," she said warmly, "shall we proceed to the castle? Professor Dumbledore is waiting to give you your tour, and we have quite a full day planned before this evening's shopping expedition to Diagon Alley."
"Shopping expedition?" May asked with interest, because May Parker had never met a shopping expedition she couldn't organize efficiently. "What kind of shopping? School supplies? Magical equipment? Please tell me it's not just books, because I've seen Peter's approach to textbook preservation."
"Hey!" Peter protested with wounded dignity. "I take good care of my books!"
"Honey, your chemistry textbook looks like it survived a small explosion," May replied with fond maternal ruthlessness. "Which, knowing you, it probably did."
"That was one time!" Peter said, while MJ, Ned, Gwen, and Felicia all exchanged looks that suggested it had been significantly more than one time.
As they gathered their luggage and followed McGonagall up the winding path toward the castle, the five American students naturally fell into the protective group formation that had become second nature over the past two years. Peter and MJ flanked Harry protectively, while Ned, Gwen, and Felicia formed a loose circle around them, all unconsciously coordinating their movements with the kind of intuitive teamwork that came from genuine friendship and shared experience.
"This is really happening," Felicia said with wonder as they walked toward the massive front doors. "We're really walking up to a magic castle in Scotland."
"I keep waiting to wake up," Ned agreed with Jacob Batalon amazement. "Like, this has to be the most elaborate dream ever."
"If this is a dream," Gwen said with practical consideration, "it's remarkably consistent with the laws of physics. Except for the magical parts, obviously."
Behind them, their parents walked with the careful steps of people navigating entirely new territory, but their faces showed wonder rather than worry as they took in the magnificent impossibility of the magical world their children were entering.
"You know," George Leeds said to his wife with thoughtful observation, "when they said 'magic school,' I was thinking something more like... I don't know, a slightly unusual building with some interesting special effects."
"Not a castle that looks like it was designed by architects who had very strong opinions about defying gravity," Helen agreed with practical amazement.
And ahead of them, Hogwarts waited—ancient and beautiful and full of secrets yet to be discovered, adventures yet to be had, and magic yet to be learned.
The massive front doors were easily three times the height of normal doors, made of dark wood that had been polished by centuries of use and carved with intricate patterns that seemed to shift slightly when viewed from different angles. They stood open in welcome, revealing a glimpse of the Great Hall beyond—vaulted ceilings that disappeared into shadow, floating candles that provided warm light without any visible means of support, and the sense of vast space filled with history and possibility.
"Welcome," said a warm, familiar voice from the doorway, "to Hogwarts."
Professor Dumbledore stood framed in the enormous entrance, his robes a deep blue that seemed to complement the Scottish sky, his beard neat and his eyes twinkling with the particular satisfaction of someone who had been looking forward to this moment for a very long time. There was something about his presence that suggested gravitas mixed with genuine delight—the kind of authority that came from wisdom rather than position, and the kind of warmth that made strangers feel like welcome guests.
"Professor Dumbledore," Ben said with respectful recognition, stepping forward with the kind of steady confidence that suggested he understood he was meeting someone genuinely important. "Thank you for welcoming us to your school."
"The pleasure is entirely mine, Mr. Parker," Dumbledore replied with warm formality. "Though I suspect that before this day is over, you may find that Hogwarts is as much yours as it is mine."
Chapter 8: Chapter 7
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As they passed through the entrance doors, the immediate impression was one of overwhelming scale and impossible beauty. The Entrance Hall rose above them with the kind of architectural audacity that made cathedrals seem intimate by comparison. The stone staircase that dominated the space was wide enough to accommodate a small army, its steps worn smooth by centuries of students, and it split into multiple directions at various landings in ways that seemed to defy both logic and gravity.
"Oh my—" Madeline Watson breathed, her red hair catching the light streaming through the tall windows as she tilted her head back to take in the impossible height of the ceiling. "This is... this is actually impossible, isn't it? From an architectural perspective?"
"Most things here are impossible from various professional perspectives," Aurora replied with the kind of wry delivery that came from decades of watching people encounter magic for the first time. "The key is learning to expand your definition of possible."
Phillip Watson was already pulling out what appeared to be a small notebook, his hands moving with characteristic rapid-fire energy as he began sketching architectural details. "The load-bearing calculations alone should make this entire structure collapse, but clearly there's some kind of—oh, is that staircase *moving*?"
"The moving staircases are just ahead," Professor Dumbledore explained with patient enthusiasm, his voice carrying the warm authority of someone who had given this tour countless times but never tired of seeing people's reactions to the impossible. "Though I should warn you that they're somewhat temperamental today. We had a first-year get stuck between floors for twenty minutes yesterday because he tried to jump from one staircase to another while they were moving."
"Wait, wait, wait," Peter said, his voice cracking slightly with excitement as he bounded forward with characteristic Spider-energy. "Moving staircases? Like, actually moving? How fast do they move? What triggers the movement? Is it random, or is there a pattern? Are there safety protocols? What happens if someone falls? Is there like a magical insurance policy for—"
"Peter," May interrupted with fond exasperation, reaching out to grab his arm before he could launch himself at the nearest staircase for experimental purposes. "Maybe let's not test the safety protocols on our first day?"
"But May, this is *incredible*!" Peter gestured wildly with both hands, nearly knocking over a suit of armor in his enthusiasm. "Do you realize what the engineering implications are? The physics alone should make this impossible, but here it is, clearly working, which means there's some kind of force manipulation that we don't understand yet, and I *have* to know how it works!"
"They move at their own pace, according to their own mysterious logic," Dumbledore replied with evident amusement at Peter's scientific fervor. "Occasionally they seem to respond to the needs of the people using them, but more often they appear to move simply because they feel like it."
"So they're... sentient?" Gwen asked, her investigative instincts immediately engaged as she pulled out her own small recording device with practiced efficiency. "Are we talking about artificial intelligence, or some kind of genuine consciousness embedded in the architecture?"
"The castle itself has a certain awareness," McGonagall explained with crisp practicality, her Scottish accent giving weight to each word. "Seven centuries of magical education have left their mark on the stones. The building has developed... opinions... about how it should function."
"Opinions," George Stacy repeated flatly, his cop instincts clearly struggling with the concept of opinionated architecture. "The building has *opinions*."
"Dad, you're talking to people who traveled here via magical boot," Gwen pointed out with gentle logic. "I think opinionated buildings are within the realm of possibility at this point."
"The boot was just transportation," George muttered. "Buildings with opinions feels like a whole different category of weird."
As if summoned by this skeptical assessment, they heard a low rumbling sound from the staircase ahead, and watched as two different flights of stairs began rotating slowly toward new positions with the ponderous dignity of ancient machinery that had been enchanted to ignore the usual limitations of physics.
"That's..." Walter Hardy paused, his security consultant's mind clearly struggling to categorize what he was witnessing. His quiet intensity focused entirely on the mechanical impossibility before them. "That's genuinely impossible from an engineering perspective. The structural integrity alone should—"
"Dad," Felicia interrupted with a slight grin, her lucky-charm energy practically vibrating with excitement, "I think we passed 'structurally sound' somewhere around the magical boot."
"The boot had some kind of internal logic," Walter replied seriously. "This is just... architecture deciding to rearrange itself for no apparent reason."
"Maybe it has excellent reasons," Harry said quietly, his voice carrying that particular tone of nine-year-old wisdom that suggested he was processing concepts beyond his years. "Maybe the stairs know where people need to go better than people do."
Ben looked down at Harry with gentle attention, recognizing the particular quality of Harry's voice when he was working through something important. "What makes you think that, buddy?"
"I mean..." Harry paused, his green eyes—so remarkably similar to his mother's—studying the moving staircases with intense focus. "It's like when you're looking for something you lost, and you check all the logical places, but then you find it somewhere completely different that somehow makes perfect sense. Like that, but with walking."
"That may be your magical heritage responding to the environment," Dumbledore said gently, his tone carrying the kind of attentive wisdom that suggested he rarely missed important conversations happening around him. "Hogwarts has been home to your family for many generations, Harry. It's possible that some part of you recognizes the magical signature of the place."
"Magical signature?" Peter asked immediately, his scientific curiosity temporarily overriding any concern about asking too many questions. "Like a magical fingerprint that's unique to specific locations? Are we talking about energy patterns, or actual measurable phenomena, or—"
"Something like that," McGonagall confirmed with approval for his perceptiveness. "Ancient magical buildings develop distinctive magical patterns over time. Students who are sensitive to such things often report feeling a sense of familiarity when they first arrive."
"It's like magical feng shui!" Ned exclaimed suddenly, his enthusiasm bubbling over as concepts clicked into place. "The building arranges itself for optimal magical flow and student navigation!"
"That's..." Phillip Watson paused, his rapid-fire analytical mind clearly spinning through possibilities. "That's actually not entirely illogical from a systems perspective. If the building has developed responsive intelligence over centuries of use, it would naturally optimize itself for user needs."
"Honey," Madeline said with gentle amusement, "you're trying to apply logic to a magical castle. Maybe just accept the wonder for a moment?"
"But the wonder *is* the logic!" Phillip replied with characteristic intensity. "Don't you see? This represents a completely new paradigm of architectural responsiveness that could revolutionize—"
"Dad," MJ interrupted with fond exasperation, her artistic sensibilities clearly torn between appreciation for her father's enthusiasm and embarrassment at his tendency to analyze everything. "Could you maybe marvel at the impossible magic castle *without* immediately trying to reverse-engineer it?"
"I'm not trying to reverse-engineer it, I'm trying to understand the principles that—"
"Same thing," MJ and Madeline said in unison, then looked at each other and laughed.
"It's like he's never met a system he didn't want to take apart and rebuild," Madeline explained to the group with affectionate resignation.
"Nothing wrong with curiosity," Aurora observed with diplomatic kindness. "Though perhaps we could satisfy some of that curiosity by actually experiencing the staircases rather than theorizing about them?"
"Excellent suggestion," Dumbledore agreed warmly. "Shall we proceed?"
They began climbing the main staircase, which thankfully remained stationary during their ascent, though several of the portraits lining the walls turned to watch their progress with obvious curiosity. Some of the painted figures whispered to each other behind their hands, while others called out cheerful greetings in accents that suggested they had been painted during various historical periods.
"Okay, that's definitely new," George Leeds observed with his characteristic blend of practicality and mild bewilderment. "Talking paintings. That's... that's a thing now."
"Everything here talks," Helen replied with gentle amusement at her husband's continued struggle with magical reality. "The hat talks, the staircases have opinions, why wouldn't the paintings talk?"
"Good morning, Professor Dumbledore!" called a portrait of a witch in Tudor-era robes who was apparently taking a break from reading a very thick book. "Lovely day for showing off the castle to new families!"
"Indeed it is, Dilys," Dumbledore replied with warmth, pausing to address the portrait directly with the courtesy of someone greeting an old friend. "Everyone, may I introduce Dilys Derwent, former Headmistress of Hogwarts and current resident of our portrait gallery."
"A pleasure to meet you all," the painted witch said with regal courtesy, her voice carrying the kind of authority that transcended the medium of oil paint. "I do hope you'll find Hogwarts as magical as it appears. The castle tends to grow on people."
"Literally, in some cases," added another portrait—this one of a wizard with an enormous purple hat who was apparently eavesdropping from the next frame over. "Remember young MacMillan in 1847? Got lost in the Room of Requirement for three days and came out two inches taller and speaking fluent Gobbledegook."
"The Room of Requirement?" MJ asked with immediate artist's fascination, her creative instincts immediately engaged by any room with such an intriguing name. "That sounds like exactly the kind of mysterious location I want to explore immediately."
"A room that provides whatever the person entering it most needs at that moment," McGonagall explained with characteristic efficiency. "Quite useful for students who require specialized study space or equipment."
"So it's like... magical artificial intelligence?" Ned asked with bubbling excitement. "A room that can read your mind and create what you need? That's like the ultimate smart home technology!"
"More like a room with very good intuition about human nature," Dumbledore replied thoughtfully. "Though your comparison to artificial intelligence is not entirely inaccurate."
"But how does it know?" Peter pressed, his scientific mind clearly racing through possibilities. "Is it reading thoughts, or emotional states, or is there some kind of scanning technology that—"
"Peter," May said with gentle but firm maternal authority, "maybe save some mysteries for when you're actually a student here?"
"But May, don't you want to know how it works? Aren't you curious about the underlying mechanisms that—"
"I'm curious about getting through this tour without you accidentally triggering any magical experiments," May replied with fond exasperation.
As they reached the first landing, they were intercepted by what appeared to be a transparent figure floating several inches off the ground. The ghost was wearing robes that suggested he had died sometime in the sixteenth century, and his nearly-headless state was immediately apparent thanks to the fact that his head was connected to his neck by only a thin strip of ghostly flesh.
"Oh my God," Felicia breathed, her usual confidence momentarily replaced by genuine amazement. "You're actually a ghost. Like, an actual dead person who's still here and talking to us."
"Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, at your service!" the ghost announced with theatrical courtesy, attempting a bow that was complicated by his precarious cranial situation. "Though most people call me Nearly Headless Nick. Welcome to Hogwarts!"
The children stared in fascination, while several parents looked like they were reconsidering their understanding of what constituted normal social interactions.
"This is so cool!" Ned exclaimed with unabashed enthusiasm. "Are there other ghosts? Do you guys have like a ghost society? Is there ghost politics?"
"Oh, quite extensive ghost politics," Nick replied with obvious delight at finding someone interested in his supernatural social life. "The Headless Hunt alone has enough bureaucratic drama to fill several centuries of entertainment."
"Does it hurt?" Harry asked with the direct compassion that characterized his approach to other people's problems, even when those other people happened to be deceased. "Being nearly headless, I mean?"
Nick's expression softened with genuine warmth at the concern, clearly touched by Harry's immediate empathy.
"Not at all, young man. Though it can be a bit inconvenient when I'm trying to participate in the Headless Hunt. The other ghosts are rather particular about complete decapitation."
"That seems like arbitrary discrimination based on the specific circumstances of one's death," Helen Leeds observed with the kind of logical analysis she brought to particularly absurd bureaucratic situations.
"Exactly!" Nick said with enthusiasm, apparently delighted to find someone who understood his professional grievances. "I've been filing complaints for centuries, but ghost bureaucracy moves even slower than living bureaucracy, if you can imagine such a thing."
"Trust me," George Stacy said with weary cop humor, "I can imagine exactly such a thing."
"If you don't mind me asking," Walter Hardy said with polite curiosity, his security consultant instincts engaging even with supernatural entities, "why do you choose to remain here? At the castle, I mean, rather than... wherever it is that ghosts usually go?"
Nick's expression grew thoughtful, his nearly-severed head tilting at an angle that would have been alarming in a living person but seemed perfectly natural for him.
"Hogwarts is home," he said simply, his voice carrying genuine affection for the ancient stones around them. "Has been for centuries. The students, the professors, the daily rhythms of learning and growing and discovering who you're meant to become—why would I want to leave all of that?"
Something in his tone resonated with Harry, who was listening with the particular attention he gave to concepts that connected with his own understanding of belonging and home.
"Plus," Nick added with theatrical drama, clearly enjoying his audience, "someone has to keep an eye on the students. Especially the ones who think they're clever enough to explore the more... interesting... parts of the castle without getting themselves into trouble."
Peter and MJ exchanged a look that probably shouldn't have been as obvious as it was.
"Are there students who do that?" Peter asked with the kind of carefully innocent tone that fooled absolutely nobody.
"Every year," McGonagall replied dryly, giving Peter a look that suggested she already had his number completely figured out. "And every year, those same students discover that being clever and being wise are two entirely different things."
"What's the difference?" Gwen asked with systematic curiosity, her investigative instincts always engaged when it came to understanding systems and hierarchies.
"Clever students find secret passages," Nick explained helpfully, floating closer with obvious enthusiasm for the topic. "Wise students make sure they can find their way out of those passages again."
"Good advice," Ben said firmly, looking directly at Peter with paternal authority that brooked no argument. "The kind of advice that suggests some students haven't always been wise about their exploration activities."
"Hey, I'm totally wise about exploration," Peter protested with wounded dignity. "I always have backup plans!"
"Your backup plans usually involve calling me for help," May pointed out with fond exasperation.
"That's called utilizing available resources!" Peter replied with characteristic enthusiasm for his own logic.
"That's called getting in trouble and making your aunt worry," May corrected gently but firmly.
"Well," Dumbledore said with evident amusement as he guided them away from Nick's cheerful haunting, "shall we continue with the tour? The Great Hall is just ahead, and I believe the house-elves have prepared a welcome lunch that should give you some sense of the culinary standards you can expect during your time here."
The Great Hall, when they entered it, was even more magnificent than the glimpses they had caught through the entrance doors. The space was vast enough to comfortable accommodate several hundred people, with four long tables arranged parallel to each other and a head table positioned perpendicular at the far end. The ceiling appeared to be completely open to the sky, showing drifting clouds and patches of blue that moved with natural grace overhead.
"Holy—" MJ started, then caught herself and continued with artistic appreciation, "The ceiling! It's not really open, is it? It's some kind of illusion? The light patterns are too perfect, and the shadows don't match the supposed sky position, but it *feels* completely real."
"Enchanted to mirror the sky outside," McGonagall confirmed with approval for her perceptiveness. "It makes the space feel less enclosed during long meals."
"How long are the meals?" Ned asked with practical concern, because meals that required architectural illusions to prevent claustrophobia sounded potentially challenging for someone with his particular eating habits and social anxieties.
"Variable," McGonagall replied with what might have been amusement. "Though the food itself is quite exceptional."
"Define exceptional," George Leeds requested with the cautious tone of someone who had learned to be wary of British cuisine in general.
"You'll see," Aurora replied with mysterious confidence.
As if summoned by this mention of food, the tables suddenly filled with an elaborate lunch spread that appeared with the kind of magical efficiency that made ordinary catering seem ridiculously complicated. Platters of sandwiches, soups, salads, and dishes that none of them recognized but all of which smelled extraordinary materialized along the length of the tables.
"Okay, that's just showing off," Felicia said with delighted appreciation, her luck-based instincts apparently extending to recognizing when the universe was providing excellent food. "I don't even know what half of this stuff is, but it all smells amazing."
"House-elves," Aurora explained to the amazed parents with the tone of someone who had long since adjusted to magical efficiency. "The magical staff responsible for meals, cleaning, and general castle maintenance. You'll rarely see them, but their work is extraordinary."
"Invisible magical housekeeping staff," George Stacy said with the weary tone of someone adding this to a growing list of impossible things he was learning to accept. "That's... actually not the strangest thing we've encountered today."
"Dad, we traveled here by magical boot," Gwen pointed out with gentle logic. "I think invisible housekeeping staff is relatively normal at this point."
They seated themselves at one of the long tables, the children naturally clustering together while their parents arranged themselves nearby with the kind of protective positioning that had become second nature when dealing with magical situations. The food was every bit as extraordinary as advertised—sandwiches that seemed to contain combinations of ingredients that shouldn't have worked together but somehow created perfect flavors, soups that were exactly the right temperature despite having appeared moments before, and desserts that seemed to know exactly what each person was hoping to taste.
"This is incredible," Madeline Watson said with genuine amazement as she tasted something that appeared to be a cross between pumpkin soup and liquid sunshine. "How do they know what everyone likes? Is there some kind of magical preference detection, or—"
"Magic," Dumbledore replied with a slight smile, clearly enjoying the continued amazement of his guests. "Though I suspect the house-elves have also developed excellent intuition about human preferences over the centuries."
Peter, who had been systematically sampling various dishes with scientific thoroughness, looked up with fascination and a slight orange mustache from what appeared to be magical pumpkin juice.
"Professor Dumbledore, is all the food here magical? Like, does magic make it taste better, or is it just really good cooking? And what's the nutritional profile? Are there magical vitamins? Enhanced protein synthesis? Improved digestive efficiency?"
"Peter," MJ said with fond exasperation, "could you maybe eat the magical food without immediately trying to analyze its molecular structure?"
"But this is fascinating!" Peter protested, gesturing with a sandwich that seemed to be some kind of meat and cheese combination that definitely shouldn't have worked but absolutely did. "The flavor profiles alone suggest enhanced ingredient interaction that could revolutionize food science!"
"Both," Dumbledore replied thoughtfully to Peter's original question. "The house-elves are exceptional cooks by any standard, but they also incorporate minor magical enhancements that improve flavor, nutrition, and presentation."
"Magical nutrition?" Phillip Watson asked with immediate interest, his rapid-fire analytical mind clearly spinning through possibilities. "What kind of nutritional enhancements? Are we talking about magical supplements, or modifications to the food itself, or some kind of metabolic optimization—"
"Dad," MJ interrupted with gentle firmness, "maybe save the scientific cataloging until after we experience the magical food?"
"But the anticipation is fascinating from a research perspective—"
"Phil," Madeline said with the practiced ease of someone who had spent years managing her husband's tendency to analyze everything, "let's experience the magical specimens first, analyze them second."
"Subtle improvements to digestive efficiency, enhanced vitamin absorption, and occasionally remedies for common student ailments," McGonagall explained with crisp efficiency. "Nothing dramatic, but quite helpful for maintaining health in a population of growing magical children."
"So the food is actually medicinal?" Helen Leeds asked with practical parental interest.
"Preventatively medicinal," Aurora clarified. "The castle takes quite good care of its students."
"This place really is like a magical boarding school utopia," May observed with wonder, though her protective instincts remained clearly engaged. "Food that keeps you healthy, architecture that responds to your needs, staff that anticipates everything..."
"Don't forget the talking paintings and opinionated ghosts," Ned added helpfully around a mouthful of what appeared to be the most perfect sandwich in existence.
"And moving staircases that might strand you between floors," Walter Hardy added with characteristic attention to potential security concerns.
"Dad, you're such a pessimist," Felicia said with affectionate exasperation. "This place is amazing!"
Harry, who had been unusually quiet during this meal, was examining the Great Hall with that particular absorption that suggested he was processing something important. His eyes moved from the floating candles to the enchanted ceiling to the house banners hanging along the walls, taking in details with methodical attention that seemed almost like recognition.
"Professor Dumbledore," he said finally, his voice carrying that particular tone of nine-year-old seriousness that made adults pay attention, "where did my parents sit when they were students here?"
The question created a moment of gentle silence as all the adults recognized the weight behind Harry's curiosity, the deep need to connect with parents he had never known through the spaces they had inhabited and loved.
Dumbledore's expression softened with obvious affection and what might have been remembered sadness, his eyes focusing on specific locations with the clarity of vivid memory.
"Your mother preferred the Gryffindor table, third seat from the end on the left side, where she could see the entire hall and keep track of everything that was happening," he said gently, pointing to a specific location with precise accuracy. "She had a gift for knowing when someone needed help, even across a crowded room."
"And my father?" Harry asked quietly.
"Your father usually sat directly across from her at the same table, where he could make faces at her during meals without the professors noticing," Dumbledore continued with evident fondness for the memory. "Though he was rarely as subtle as he believed himself to be."
"They sat across from each other?" Harry asked with the kind of romantic fascination that nine-year-olds rarely admitted to having. "Like, on purpose?"
"Every meal," Dumbledore confirmed with gentle humor. "Your father claimed it was coincidence, but your mother was far too clever to believe that particular fiction."
"Gryffindor table?" Peter asked with immediate interest, his scientific curiosity immediately engaged by new categorical information.
"Each table represents one of the four Hogwarts houses," McGonagall explained with crisp efficiency. "Students are sorted into houses during their first evening, and those houses become their primary social groups throughout their time here."
"Like magical fraternities?" MJ asked with curiosity tinged by slight artistic skepticism about institutional social structures.
"More like magical families," Dumbledore corrected gently. "Houses provide community, support, and healthy competition. They become home within home."
"Competition between houses?" Gwen asked with investigative interest, her systematic mind immediately engaging with social dynamics and potential conflict. "What kind of competition? Academic? Athletic? Social?"
"All of the above," McGonagall replied with what might have been pride. "House Cup points are awarded for academic achievement, exemplary behavior, and success in inter-house competitions. Quidditch matches are particularly... spirited."
"Quidditch?" Ned asked with immediate enthusiasm. "That's the flying sport, right? With the broomsticks?"
"Indeed," Dumbledore confirmed with obvious fondness for the subject. "A complex game involving four balls, seven players per team, and quite a lot of aerial maneuvering."
"That sounds terrifying and awesome," Felicia said with the kind of fearless enthusiasm that worried her father and delighted everyone else.
"What are the houses?" Gwen asked with systematic interest, her investigative instincts clearly engaged by the social organizational structure.
"Gryffindor, for the brave and daring," McGonagall began with crisp efficiency and obvious house pride. "Ravenclaw, for the clever and curious. Hufflepuff, for the loyal and hardworking. Slytherin, for the ambitious and cunning."
"How do you know which house you belong to?" Felicia asked with genuine curiosity. "Is there like a personality test? A magical aptitude exam? Some kind of compatibility algorithm?"
"The Sorting Hat," McGonagall replied, as if this explained everything.
"The what?" several people asked simultaneously, creating a chorus of confusion that might have been funny if the concept of a decision-making hat weren't so inherently absurd.
"A magical hat that reads your personality and determines which house suits you best," Dumbledore explained with evident fondness for this particular piece of magical tradition. "It's been making these decisions for a thousand years."
"A hat," Ben said slowly, his paternal common sense clearly struggling with the concept, "makes decisions about where students live and study."
"A very wise hat," McGonagall added with dignity that brooked no argument. "It's rarely wrong."
"But what if you don't like the house it picks for you?" Ned asked with practical concern born of social anxiety about fitting in and belonging. "What if you end up somewhere you don't want to be?"
"That almost never happens," Dumbledore replied reassuringly. "The Sorting Hat doesn't just assess your current personality—it also considers your potential, your values, and the kind of person you're capable of becoming. Students almost always find that their house becomes exactly where they belong."
"Almost always?" Walter Hardy asked with characteristic attention to qualifying terms and potential security risks.
"There have been a few requests for re-sorting over the centuries," McGonagall admitted with academic honesty. "But they're extremely rare, and usually based on misunderstanding rather than genuine incompatibility."
"What if we all get sorted into different houses?" Harry asked with sudden worry, his voice carrying the particular anxiety of a child who had finally found a group of friends and couldn't bear the thought of losing them. "What if Peter and MJ and the others all end up separated and can't be friends anymore?"
The question hung in the air with the weight of real fear—the kind of deep-seated anxiety about belonging and connection that came from too much early experience with loss and separation.
"Harry," MJ said firmly, reaching across the table to take his hand with sisterly authority that brooked no argument, "we're going to be friends no matter what houses we're in. Houses are just where you sleep and do homework. Friendship is bigger than that."
"Way bigger," Peter added with logical confidence, his natural enthusiasm extending immediately to reassurance. "Besides, we'll see each other in classes, at meals, in common areas. The house system creates new friendships, it doesn't destroy existing ones."
"And," Felicia added with a slight grin and the kind of confidence that came from a lifetime of things generally working out in her favor, "if my luck magic works the way I think it does, we'll probably end up in compatible houses anyway. The universe seems to like keeping good friends together."
"Though it would certainly be interesting from a social dynamics perspective if you were distributed across different houses," Gwen observed with analytical curiosity, her investigative mind immediately engaging with the research possibilities. "You could provide unique insight into inter-house relationships and social integration patterns."
"Gwen," Ned said with gentle exasperation tinged by genuine affection, "could you maybe not treat our potential separation as a fascinating research opportunity?"
"Sorry," Gwen said with mild embarrassment, clearly recognizing that her investigative instincts had momentarily overridden her friendship sensitivity. "Professional hazard. Dad's rubbing off on me."
"Hey," George Stacy protested with mock offense, "my professional hazards are much more practical. Like assuming everyone's probably guilty of something."
"That's not better, Dad," Gwen pointed out with fond exasperation.
As lunch wound down and they prepared to continue their tour, the Great Hall began to feel less like an impossibly grand space and more like a place where real people gathered to share meals and conversation. The magical elements—floating candles, enchanted ceiling, food that appeared by magic—were still extraordinary, but they were beginning to feel like normal parts of a magical world rather than impossible impossibilities.
"Ready to see the rest of the castle?" Dumbledore asked warmly, rising from the table with the grace of someone who had been navigating these spaces for many decades.
"Definitely," Peter said with enthusiasm that had entirely overcome his earlier nervousness. "Can we see the library? And the laboratories? And maybe some of the classrooms? Are there magical textbooks? What about laboratory equipment? Do you have like magical microscopes?"
"All of those and more," McGonagall promised with what might have been amusement at his rapid-fire curiosity. "Though I should warn you that the afternoon tour includes some areas that are not for the faint of heart."
"Such as?" May asked with maternal vigilance that had been heightened rather than diminished by the morning's magical revelations.
"The Potions dungeon, for one," McGonagall replied with what was definitely amusement now. "Some parents find the preserved specimens... unsettling."
"Define unsettling," George Leeds requested with practical concern born of his engineering background and general preference for understanding potential problems before encountering them.
"Nothing dangerous," Aurora assured them quickly with diplomatic efficiency. "Just... educational materials that can be somewhat intense for those unaccustomed to magical preservation techniques."
"Magical specimens," Phillip Watson said with fascination that immediately overrode any concern about unsettling preservation techniques. "What kind of specimens? Are we talking about magical creatures, or magical plants, or some kind of hybrid magical-biological systems that—"
"Dad," MJ interrupted with fond exasperation that carried genuine affection beneath the embarrassment, "maybe save the scientific cataloging until after we see them?"
"But the anticipation is fascinating from a research perspective—"
"Phil," Madeline said gently, reaching over to squeeze his hand with the practiced ease of someone who had spent years managing her husband's tendency to immediately analyze everything new, "let's experience the magical specimens first, analyze them second."
"Plus," Peter added with characteristic enthusiasm, "if they're really that unsettling, maybe we want to go in prepared to focus on the cool science parts instead of the gross parts?"
"Everything's a cool science part if you approach it with the right mindset," Phillip replied with the kind of irrepressible intellectual enthusiasm that made him simultaneously endearing and exhausting.
As they prepared to leave the Great Hall for the afternoon portion of their tour, Harry looked back once more at the space where his parents had shared meals and friendships and the daily routines that had made this castle feel like home. His expression carried that particular mix of wonder and longing that came from trying to connect with people he had never known through the places they had loved.
"Dad," he said quietly as they walked toward the massive doors, his voice carrying the weight of important thoughts, "do you think they would be proud? Of Peter and MJ and the others coming here, I mean? Of me having friends who care enough to do something this crazy?"
Ben stopped walking for a moment, crouching down to Harry's level with the kind of paternal attention he gave to Harry's most important questions—the ones that touched on belonging and worth and the deep fears that came from starting life with so much loss.
"Harry," he said with quiet certainty that carried absolute conviction, "I think your parents would be absolutely delighted to know that you have friends who care about you enough to travel across the ocean to make sure you're not alone when you finally come to the place they loved so much."
"Really?" Harry asked with the kind of vulnerability that reminded everyone present that beneath his remarkable composure and magical heritage, he was still a nine-year-old boy trying to understand his place in the world.
"Really," Ben confirmed with paternal authority that brooked no doubt. "I think they would be proud of the family you've chosen, and the family that's chosen you."
Harry nodded solemnly, apparently satisfied with this assessment, and rejoined the group as they headed toward the afternoon's adventures—potions laboratories, libraries full of magical knowledge, and classrooms where their children would soon be learning to transform the impossible into the everyday.
Behind them, the Great Hall settled back into its usual afternoon quiet, sunlight streaming through the enchanted ceiling and floating candles casting warm light over empty tables that would soon be filled again with students beginning another year of magical education.
And for the first time since this extraordinary journey had begun, the magical world felt not just amazing, but genuinely welcoming—a place where children could grow and learn and discover who they were meant to become, surrounded by the kind of ancient wisdom and lasting friendship that made any place feel like home.
"So," Ned said as they walked through corridors lined with more talking portraits, "what are the chances that the afternoon tour is going to be even weirder than the morning tour?"
"Given our track record today," May replied with resigned fondness, "I'd say approximately one hundred percent."
"Excellent," Peter said with irrepressible enthusiasm. "I love weird."
Chapter 9: Chapter 8
Chapter Text
The Next Day
The morning sunlight filtering through the diamond-paned windows of the Leaky Cauldron carried that particular quality of London light—softer and more diffused than the bright clarity of New York mornings, with an underlying sense of age and history that made even ordinary Tuesday mornings feel significant. The inn's common room bustled with the quiet efficiency of a magical establishment that had been serving travelers for centuries, the kind of place where floating tankards cleaned themselves and the fire never seemed to need tending.
Professor McGonagall and Aurora Sinclair sat at a large oak table that had clearly been selected for its ability to accommodate both official paperwork and the kind of organized chaos that came with managing the financial arrangements of five American students. McGonagall's emerald robes were immaculate despite the early hour, her silver hair pulled back with characteristic precision, and her sharp eyes missed nothing as she surveyed the assembled families with the kind of professional assessment that came from decades of managing young witches and wizards.
Aurora Sinclair radiated that particular combination of theatrical authority and genuine warmth that made complex bureaucratic processes feel like carefully choreographed performances. Her robes managed to look both traditionally magical and professionally contemporary, and she carried herself with the kind of confidence that suggested she could negotiate international magical treaties before breakfast and still have energy left over for managing teenage drama.
The table's surface was covered with neat stacks of documents, quills that moved with purposeful precision, and five leather pouches that seemed to glow faintly with the weight of their contents—each one substantial enough to make a solid *thunk* when set down, the kind of weight that suggested serious money rather than token allowances.
"Before we begin today's shopping expedition," Professor McGonagall announced with her characteristic crisp authority, her Scottish accent lending weight to each word as she adjusted her emerald robes with practiced efficiency, "there are some financial matters we need to address."
Harry Parker, seated between Ben and May with the kind of protective family positioning that had become second nature over the years, immediately perked up with the alert attention he gave to anything involving his friends' welfare. His dark hair was doing its usual morning rebellion against any attempt at organization, and his green eyes—so remarkably similar to his mother's—focused on the leather pouches with obvious interest.
"Financial matters like what?" he asked with characteristic directness, his voice carrying that particular combination of nine-year-old curiosity and protective concern. "Are Peter and MJ and everyone going to have enough money for everything they need? Because if they don't, we can—"
"Harry," Ben interrupted gently, his voice carrying that steady warmth that made everyone around him feel more secure, "let's hear what Professor McGonagall has to say before we start problem-solving, okay?"
"But what if there's a problem that needs solving?" Harry persisted with the logical intensity that characterized his approach to potential threats to his family's wellbeing. "What if the magical money system is complicated and they need help figuring it out?"
May Parker reached over to ruffle Harry's already chaotic hair with maternal affection, her dark eyes bright with the kind of loving exasperation that came from managing a brilliant, protective nine-year-old who worried about everyone except himself.
"Sweetheart, I love that you want to take care of everyone," she said warmly, "but maybe let's find out what the situation actually is before you start planning rescue operations?"
Peter Parker, sitting across from Harry with his brown hair sticking up at odd angles and his spider-sense practically vibrating with excitement about the day ahead, bounced slightly in his chair with barely contained energy.
"Harry's right though," he said with characteristic rapid-fire enthusiasm, his hands gesturing expressively as he spoke. "I mean, we should understand the financial system, right? Like, what if there are hidden costs we don't know about? Or complicated exchange rates? Or magical banking fees? What if—"
"Peter," May said with fond interruption, recognizing the signs of her nephew about to spiral into analytical overdrive, "breathe. Let's take this one step at a time."
"But Aunt May, understanding the economic framework is crucial for making informed spending decisions," Peter protested, his scientific mind clearly already running through multiple scenarios and potential complications. "If we don't understand the underlying monetary principles, how can we optimize our purchasing strategy?"
MJ Watson, who had been watching this exchange with artist's amusement, her red hair catching the morning light like fire and her green eyes sparkling with mischief, leaned forward with a grin that suggested she was about to say something that would make everyone laugh.
"Peter," she said with gentle mockery, her voice carrying that particular combination of affection and exasperation, "did you just use the phrase 'optimize our purchasing strategy' about buying school supplies?"
"It's a legitimate analytical approach!" Peter defended, his face flushing slightly with embarrassment but his enthusiasm undimmed. "Strategic resource allocation is important in any context!"
"Strategic resource allocation," Ned Leeds repeated with obvious delight, his warm brown eyes crinkling with amusement as he spoke with his characteristic Brooklyn accent. "Dude, we're eleven years old. Our biggest strategic decision yesterday was whether to have pancakes or waffles for breakfast."
"And you spent twenty minutes analyzing the nutritional differences," Gwen Stacy pointed out with investigative precision, her blonde hair pulled back in a practical ponytail and her expression showing the kind of systematic amusement that came from cataloging her friends' quirks. "You literally made a chart."
"It was a very informative chart!" Peter protested, his voice cracking slightly with indignation. "Comparative nutritional analysis is a valuable decision-making tool!"
Felicia Hardy, perched on the edge of her chair with the kind of casual confidence that suggested the universe generally arranged itself for her convenience, laughed with genuine delight—the kind of bright, musical sound that made everyone around her want to smile.
"You guys are adorable," she said with affectionate amusement, her silver-blonde hair falling in perfect waves despite the early hour. "Peter, you're going to analyze magical money until your brain explodes, aren't you?"
"Probably," Peter admitted with sheepish honesty, running a hand through his unruly hair. "I can't help it. New systems are just so... fascinating."
Phillip Watson, who had been listening to this exchange while rapidly taking notes in his ever-present notebook, looked up with the kind of animated enthusiasm that suggested he had found kindred spirits in the analytical approach to magical economics.
"Actually, strategic resource allocation is quite relevant here," he said, his voice carrying that distinctive rapid-fire cadence that made everything sound like a fascinating scientific discovery, his hands gesturing expressively as he spoke. "I mean, we're dealing with an entirely foreign monetary system, right? With unknown purchasing power and, uh, unfamiliar vendor relationships? The analytical approach is not only reasonable, it's, uh, it's practically essential for making informed financial decisions."
Madeline Watson rolled her eyes with affectionate exasperation, her auburn hair framing her face as she looked at her husband with the patient expression of someone who had spent years managing brilliant men who overthought everything.
"Phil," she said with gentle warmth, "you're encouraging him. These two don't need encouragement when it comes to over-analyzing things."
"But the over-analysis is the fun part!" Phillip protested, his enthusiasm clearly infectious as he leaned forward with scientific excitement. "Think about it—we're witnessing the intersection of magical economics and international currency exchange! The research possibilities alone are, are just extraordinary!"
"Dad," MJ said with fond desperation, "please don't turn buying school supplies into a research project. We'll never get out of here."
"Everything's a research project if you approach it with the right mindset," Phillip replied with irrepressible academic enthusiasm.
George Stacy, who had been observing this family chaos with the patient expression of someone accustomed to managing complicated situations, cleared his throat with cop authority that immediately commanded attention.
"Okay," he said with characteristic Boston directness, "how about we let the professors explain the money situation before we start planning doctoral dissertations about magical economic theory?"
"Dad's right," Gwen agreed with systematic practicality, pulling out what appeared to be a small recording device with professional efficiency. "Let's collect the data first, then analyze it."
"You brought a recording device to a financial briefing?" George asked with fond exasperation mixed with professional pride. "Gwen, you're eleven. This isn't a police investigation."
"Information gathering is always valuable," Gwen replied with serious intensity that made her sound much older than her years. "Besides, if we're going to navigate a foreign economic system, we need accurate data."
"She's got a point," Walter Hardy said with quiet approval, his British accent lending weight to his words as he assessed the situation with security consultant precision. "Understanding the financial parameters is crucial for risk management."
"Risk management?" Helen Leeds asked with practical concern, her voice carrying the kind of maternal anxiety that came from trying to prepare for unknown challenges. "What kind of risks are we talking about? Financial risks? Security risks? Are the magical shops dangerous?"
"Not dangerous," Aurora Sinclair interjected with theatrical reassurance, her voice carrying that distinctive combination of authority and warmth that made everything sound both important and perfectly manageable. "Simply... different. The magical commercial environment operates according to principles that may be unfamiliar to those accustomed to non-magical retail experiences."
"Define different," George Leeds said with engineering practicality, his accent carrying that particular Steven He deadpan delivery that made even serious questions sound slightly amused. "Because in my experience, when officials say 'different,' they usually mean 'complicated in ways you haven't anticipated yet.'"
"That's... not entirely inaccurate," Aurora admitted with diplomatic honesty that suggested she had considerable experience with parental concerns about magical complications.
"Great," May said with resigned fondness, "more magical complications. Because yesterday wasn't exciting enough."
"Yesterday was amazing," Harry said with fierce loyalty to the magical experiences that had connected him to his heritage and his friends' future. "Moving staircases and talking pictures and food that appears by magic—what's not to love?"
"The part where we have no idea what we're doing," Ben replied with gentle humor, his voice carrying that steady warmth that made even chaos feel manageable. "But that's okay. We're learning."
"We're definitely learning," Walter Hardy agreed with dry humor. "Yesterday I learned that architectural engineering is optional in the magical world. Today I'm apparently going to learn about economic systems that don't follow conventional mathematical principles."
"Ooh, non-conventional mathematical principles!" Ned said with obvious excitement, his enthusiasm bubbling over at the prospect of mathematical weirdness. "That sounds awesome! Are we talking about like, magical number theory? Enchanted statistics? Supernatural geometry?"
McGonagall's lips twitched in what might have been amusement at his mathematical enthusiasm, her sharp eyes showing approval for his curiosity.
"Something rather like that," she said with crisp efficiency, reaching for the first leather pouch with ceremonial gravity. "Which brings us to the matter at hand."
She placed the pouch on the table with a solid *thunk* that immediately commanded everyone's attention, the weight of it suggesting serious money rather than token educational allowances.
"As part of the international exchange program," Aurora began with professional warmth that made complex bureaucratic processes sound like exciting opportunities, "both the British Ministry of Magic and MACUSA have established educational funds specifically for exchange students."
"Educational funds," Peter repeated with immediate interest, his scientific curiosity engaging with the systematic approach to magical education financing. "Like scholarships? Grants? Student loans with favorable interest rates?"
"More like educational investments," Aurora replied with diplomatic precision. "These funds are designed to ensure that financial considerations don't create barriers to magical education."
"That's incredibly generous," May said with genuine gratitude, though her protective instincts were clearly engaged by the magnitude of what they were being offered. "What kind of... expectations... come with that level of investment?"
"The expectation," McGonagall said with Scottish directness that brooked no argument, "is that you take your education seriously and contribute positively to the magical community."
"That's it?" Felicia asked with slight surprise, her silver-green eyes sparkling with delight at the universe's continued provision of exactly what she needed. "No complicated contracts? No binding magical oaths? No supernatural debt collection?"
"Just the expectation that you use the opportunity wisely," Aurora confirmed with warm authority.
"And maybe don't blow up any classrooms," McGonagall added with dry humor that suggested she had considerable experience with students whose enthusiasm occasionally exceeded their caution.
"That seems... reasonable," Peter said thoughtfully, though his expression suggested he was already mentally cataloging the laboratory safety protocols he would need to research. "I mean, classroom explosions are generally counterproductive to learning objectives anyway."
"Generally," McGonagall agreed with what was definitely amusement now.
"Mr. Parker," she continued formally, extending the first pouch toward Peter with ceremonial gravity, "your educational fund."
Peter accepted the pouch with careful reverence, immediately noting its surprising heft and the way the leather seemed to warm slightly at his touch. His scientific curiosity was clearly engaged by the craftsmanship—the materials, the construction, the obvious magical enhancements that made it both beautiful and functional.
"Whoa," he said with genuine amazement, hefting the weight with obvious surprise. "This is... this is really heavy. Like, genuinely heavy. How much money is in here?"
"Enough," McGonagall replied with characteristic Scottish directness.
"Define enough," Peter pressed with characteristic inability to leave interesting questions unanswered. "Are we talking about basic necessities, or comprehensive educational support, or—"
"Peter," MJ interrupted with fond exasperation, "maybe open it and look before you start calculating the economic implications?"
"But understanding the scope is important for—"
"Dude," Ned said with gentle interruption, "just look at the money. We can analyze it after we see it."
Peter fumbled with the pouch's clasp, his fingers slightly unsteady with excitement and nervousness about the magnitude of what they were being given. When he finally got it open, his eyes went wide with genuine shock.
"Oh my God," he breathed, staring into the pouch with obvious amazement. "There's... there's a lot of money in here. Like, a LOT of money."
"How much is a lot?" Gwen asked with investigative interest, leaning forward to peer into the pouch with systematic curiosity.
"I don't know how to calculate it yet because I don't understand the exchange rates," Peter admitted with scientific honesty, "but there are like... dozens of gold coins. Maybe hundreds."
"Hundreds of gold coins?" Harry asked with nine-year-old amazement, his eyes going wide with wonder at the magnitude of the gift his friends were receiving. "That sounds like treasure! Like actual pirate treasure!"
"It's not pirate treasure," May said with gentle correction, though her own eyes were wide with amazement at the generosity they were witnessing. "It's educational investment from people who want to make sure you have everything you need to succeed."
"Same thing," Harry replied with nine-year-old logic that was hard to argue with. "Treasure is treasure."
The remaining pouches were distributed with similar ceremony, each student receiving their allocation with expressions ranging from Ned's wide-eyed amazement ("This is like winning the lottery, but for magic school!") to Gwen's systematic assessment of the security features ("These clasps are really well designed—sophisticated locking mechanism, probably enchanted against theft"), to Felicia's obvious delight at the universe's continued provision of exactly what she needed ("I love it when things work out perfectly").
MJ accepted her pouch with artistic appreciation for both its practical functionality and aesthetic beauty, her fingers tracing the intricate leather work with obvious admiration.
"This is beautiful," she said with genuine appreciation, examining the craftsmanship with artist's attention to detail. "Look at the leather work—it's like functional art. And it feels... warm? Is that normal for magical money pouches?"
"The pouches are enchanted to protect their contents and respond to their owners," Aurora explained with professional satisfaction. "They'll remain secure and accessible only to you throughout your time at Hogwarts."
"Magical security features," Walter Hardy said with obvious approval, his security consultant instincts clearly engaged by the sophisticated protective measures. "Impressive. Biometric magical locks, essentially."
"Something like that," Aurora confirmed with diplomatic agreement.
"Now then," McGonagall continued with academic precision, producing what appeared to be a handful of gleaming coins from her own purse, "let me explain the wizarding monetary system."
She arranged three different coins on the table with the careful positioning of someone conducting an important demonstration. The largest was unmistakably gold, catching the morning light with the kind of warm gleam that suggested both purity and substantial value. The medium coin was silver, with intricate engravings that seemed to shift slightly when viewed from different angles. The smallest was bronze, but polished to a shine that made it look more precious than its material suggested.
"Ooh, shiny," Ned said with obvious appreciation, his eyes reflecting the golden gleam with childlike wonder. "They're actually really beautiful. Like, someone put serious artistic effort into making money that looks awesome."
"The aesthetic considerations are quite remarkable," Phillip Watson agreed with analytical enthusiasm, immediately pulling out his omnipresent notebook to begin sketching currency diagrams. "The symbolic iconography alone suggests a complex cultural relationship with monetary representation."
"Dad," MJ said with fond exasperation, "it's just money. Pretty money, but still just money."
"There's no such thing as 'just money,'" Phillip replied with characteristic academic intensity. "Currency systems reflect entire civilizational approaches to value, exchange, and social organization. The aesthetic choices here are, uh, they're really quite fascinating from an anthropological perspective."
"Phil," Madeline said with gentle warning, "notebook down. Let's experience the magical money before you start writing papers about it."
"But the preliminary observations are crucial for—"
"Notebook. Down."
Phillip reluctantly closed his notebook, though his hands clearly itched to continue taking notes about the intersection of magical economics and cultural anthropology.
"These are Galleons," McGonagall said with professional authority, indicating the golden coins with the kind of precision that suggested she had given this explanation many times before. "The primary unit of wizarding currency in Britain. Made of genuine gold, though enchanted for durability and security."
"Actual gold?" Walter Hardy asked with immediate professional interest, his security instincts clearly engaging with the concept of carrying valuable precious metals as everyday currency. "That seems potentially problematic from a theft prevention perspective. What kind of security measures prevent opportunistic acquisition?"
"Magical security measures," Aurora explained with diplomatic reassurance that suggested she had fielded this question from security-conscious parents many times before. "The coins are enchanted to be extremely difficult to counterfeit, and they resist most forms of non-magical acquisition or damage."
"Most forms?" George Stacy pressed with cop instincts that had been trained to focus on qualifying terms and potential security gaps.
"Magical theft by magical means is theoretically possible," Aurora admitted with academic honesty, "but extremely rare and heavily prosecuted by magical law enforcement. The risk is minimal."
"Magical law enforcement," George repeated with professional interest. "Are we talking about magical police? Magical courts? Magical prisons?"
"All of the above," McGonagall confirmed with crisp efficiency. "The magical legal system is quite comprehensive, though it operates according to principles that may be unfamiliar to those accustomed to non-magical jurisprudence."
"Different how?" Gwen asked with investigative curiosity, her systematic mind clearly engaging with the concept of alternative legal frameworks.
"Some crimes can only be committed magically," Aurora explained with diplomatic care, "and some evidence can only be gathered through magical means. The legal framework has adapted accordingly."
"That sounds fascinating from a jurisprudence perspective," George said with genuine professional interest. "Alternative approaches to evidence gathering, testimony verification, criminal justice..."
"Dad," Gwen interrupted with fond exasperation, "maybe save the legal analysis for after we understand the money?"
"Right. Money first, legal theory second."
"The silver coins are Sickles," McGonagall continued, indicating the medium-sized currency with academic thoroughness, "and the bronze coins are Knuts, which represent the smallest denomination."
"Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts," Peter repeated with scientific precision, his analytical mind clearly working to categorize and systematize the new information. "What's the exchange rate between denominations? Are we looking at a decimal system for easy calculation, or something more complex?"
"More complex," McGonagall replied with what might have been amusement at his immediate assumption that magical systems would follow conventional mathematical logic.
"How much more complex?" Ned asked with practical concern, because complicated math could make everyday transactions significantly more challenging for someone who preferred straightforward numerical relationships.
"There are seventeen Sickles to one Galleon," McGonagall explained with academic precision, "and twenty-nine Knuts to one Sickle."
A moment of absolute silence fell as several mathematically-inclined minds processed these numbers, immediately recognizing that they defied every conventional approach to decimal currency exchange.
"Seventeen and twenty-nine," Peter said slowly, his voice carrying the kind of careful disbelief that came from encountering systems that challenged his understanding of logical organization. "Those are... very specific numbers. And they don't follow any standard base-ten mathematical framework."
"They're also really weird numbers to pick," Felicia added with practical concern, already trying to work through conversion calculations in her head. "Like, why not something easy like ten or twenty? Why make the math complicated?"
"Complicated math makes me sad," Ned said with honest anxiety, his usual enthusiasm dimmed by the prospect of difficult numerical calculations affecting everyday purchases. "I'm going to need a calculator just to buy lunch."
"You'll adapt," Helen Leeds said with maternal reassurance, though her own expression suggested she was also struggling with the mathematical implications. "People learn to work with whatever system they need to use."
"But why make it complicated in the first place?" MJ asked with artistic frustration at unnecessarily complex design choices. "Like, from an aesthetic perspective, simple is usually better. Why choose arbitrary complicated numbers?"
"They're not arbitrary," Gwen said with sudden investigative insight, her systematic mind clearly making connections that others had missed. "Seventeen and twenty-nine—those are both prime numbers, aren't they?"
"Prime numbers," Peter repeated with growing excitement as his scientific curiosity engaged with the mathematical pattern. "Yes! Seventeen and twenty-nine are both prime numbers. That can't be coincidence."
"What's the significance of prime numbers?" Harry asked with characteristic directness, his nine-year-old mind immediately focusing on the most important question. "I mean, besides being hard to divide."
McGonagall and Aurora exchanged a look that suggested they had been expecting this question and had prepared for it accordingly, their expressions showing approval for the students' analytical thinking.
"Both seventeen and twenty-nine are indeed prime numbers," Aurora explained with professional satisfaction at their quick understanding, her voice carrying the particular warmth that came from sharing elegant mathematical principles. "In magical theory, prime numbers are considered to possess inherent protective and stabilizing properties."
"Protective properties," Phillip Watson repeated with fascination, his academic enthusiasm clearly overriding his wife's notebook restrictions as he began making rapid mental calculations. "So the currency system is built around mathematical principles that enhance magical security? That's, that's actually quite sophisticated from a systems design perspective."
"Precisely," McGonagall confirmed with approval for his quick grasp of the underlying principles. "Prime numbers resist division, which makes them naturally resistant to certain forms of magical manipulation or counterfeiting."
"That's brilliant," Peter said with genuine admiration for the elegant intersection of mathematics and magical security. "Using mathematical properties that are inherently resistant to manipulation as the foundation of your entire economic system—that's like building security into the structure itself rather than adding it as an afterthought."
"But it also makes everyday transactions really annoying," Felicia pointed out with practical frustration, her lucky intuition apparently not extending to making complicated math easier. "Like, how do you figure out change when you're buying things? Do you just memorize all the possible combinations?"
"Or do you carry around conversion charts?" MJ added with artistic exasperation at the practical complications introduced by elegant theoretical principles. "Because this is going to make shopping way more complicated than it needs to be."
"You develop intuition over time," Aurora replied with diplomatic understanding that suggested she had considerable experience with newcomers struggling with the mathematical complexities of magical currency. "Most magical folk learn to think in terms of magical denominations rather than converting to decimal equivalents."
"It's like learning to think in a foreign language," Helen Leeds observed with practical wisdom born of educational experience. "Eventually you stop translating every word and start thinking directly in the new language."
"Except this is math," Ned said with lingering anxiety about his ability to adapt to non-decimal currency systems. "And math is already hard enough without making the numbers weird."
"The numbers aren't weird," Gwen said with systematic precision, her investigative mind clearly appreciating the underlying logic. "They're strategically chosen for specific security properties. That's actually really smart design."
"Smart design that makes buying lunch complicated," Ned replied with fond exasperation at his friend's tendency to appreciate theoretical elegance over practical convenience.
"What's the approximate conversion to American dollars?" George Stacy asked with characteristically direct practicality, because understanding relative purchasing power was essential for any kind of meaningful financial planning.
"Variable," McGonagall replied with academic honesty, "but roughly five dollars per Galleon, depending on current exchange rates and economic conditions in both worlds."
Phillip Watson's head snapped up with obvious amazement, his rapid-fire analytical mind immediately processing the purchasing power implications of this exchange rate.
"Five dollars per Galleon," he repeated with growing wonder, his hands beginning to gesture expressively as he calculated. "So these pouches contain what, approximately... oh my. Oh, that's... that's quite a lot of money. Quite a lot."
"How much is quite a lot?" May asked with maternal concern about the magnitude of the gift they were accepting, her protective instincts clearly engaged by the generosity being shown to their children.
"If there are even fifty Galleons in each pouch," Phillip calculated with rapid-fire enthusiasm, "that's approximately $250 per student. But if there are hundreds of coins as Peter suggested..."
"We're looking at thousands of dollars worth of educational investment," Walter Hardy concluded with security consultant precision, his professional assessment clearly struggling with the magnitude of the generosity. "Per student."
"That's incredibly generous," Madeline Watson said with genuine gratitude mixed with the particular concern that came from accepting help that felt disproportionately magnanimous. "What kind of... expectations... accompany this level of investment?"
"The expectation that you use it wisely," McGonagall replied with Scottish directness that suggested she had no patience for complicated obligations or hidden conditions. "That you take your education seriously, contribute positively to the magical community, and pass on similar opportunities to future generations when you're able to do so."
"That's... actually really beautiful," MJ said quietly, her artistic sensibilities clearly touched by the concept of educational generosity as a cyclical community investment. "It's like magical paying-it-forward, but with actual economic impact."
"Exactly that," Aurora confirmed with warm approval. "The magical community succeeds when everyone has the opportunity to develop their gifts and contribute their unique perspectives."
"Plus," McGonagall added with practical Scottish efficiency, "students from non-magical families qualify for additional educational assistance funds, which have been included in your allocations."
"Additional funds," Ben repeated with quiet amazement, his steady warmth clearly moved by the comprehensive support being offered to their children. "So they really will have everything they need."
"Everything they need and quite a bit more," Aurora confirmed with diplomatic satisfaction.
"This is like Christmas and my birthday and winning the lottery all at the same time," Ned said with bubbling excitement, his enthusiasm clearly overcoming any lingering anxiety about complicated mathematical currency conversion. "Except better, because it's for magic school."
"It's the universe providing exactly what we need exactly when we need it," Felicia said with characteristic confidence in cosmic arrangements, her silver-green eyes sparkling with delight. "Which is pretty much how things usually work out for me."
"Your relationship with fortuitous circumstances continues to be remarkable," Walter observed with fond parental amazement at his daughter's consistently excellent luck.
Harry, who had been listening to this financial discussion with the focused attention he gave to anything involving his friends' welfare, suddenly spoke up with characteristic directness that cut through all the economic complexity to the essential question.
"Does this mean Peter and MJ and everyone have enough money to buy everything they need to be safe and successful at magic school?" he asked with nine-year-old concern that made the abstract discussion suddenly very real and personal.
"Yes, Harry," McGonagall replied with gentle certainty, clearly understanding that Harry's question came from deep protective concern rather than mere curiosity about financial systems. "They have everything they need to succeed at Hogwarts."
Harry's face lit up with obvious relief, his protective instincts apparently satisfied by this official confirmation of his friends' comprehensive support.
"Good," he said with simple satisfaction. "That's what matters."
"That's exactly what matters," Ben agreed with paternal warmth, reaching over to ruffle Harry's hair with obvious affection for his boy's ability to focus on the most important elements of any situation.
Peter, who had been examining the coins with scientific fascination while listening to the broader conversation, looked up with the kind of practical question that characterized his approach to understanding new systems.
"So how do we know if we're spending appropriately?" he asked with logical concern about fiscal responsibility. "I mean, what do things cost? Are magical textbooks more expensive than regular textbooks? What about laboratory equipment? Personal items? Emergency supplies?"
"We'll be visiting the shops systematically," Aurora explained with professional efficiency, consulting what appeared to be an enchanted schedule that glowed softly with updated timing and routing information. "Each establishment will provide price guidance, and Professor McGonagall and I will be available to help you make appropriate purchasing decisions."
"Plus," Felicia added with characteristic confidence in the universe's tendency to arrange things favorably, "I have a feeling that everything will work out appropriately. The universe seems to be really invested in making this whole magical education thing work out perfectly for all of us."
"Your cosmic optimism is inspiring," Walter said with fond paternal skepticism about relying entirely on universal benevolence for financial planning, "but perhaps we should also approach this with some practical fiscal responsibility?"
"Dad, it's magic money for buying magic school supplies in magic shops," Felicia replied with gentle exasperation at her father's continued application of conventional security principles to magical situations. "I think conventional fiscal responsibility might not be the most relevant framework here."
"Basic principles of resource management apply everywhere," Walter insisted with characteristic attention to systematic approaches, "even in magical contexts."
"Actually," George Leeds interjected with engineering practicality, "understanding purchasing power and relative costs is important for budgeting throughout the school year. We want to make sure the funds last appropriately."
"The allocations have been calculated to cover all necessary expenses plus reasonable allowance for personal preferences and emergency situations," McGonagall assured them with academic precision born of years of experience with student financial management. "Students rarely exhaust their funds before the end of term."
"What happens if someone does run out of money?" Ned asked with practical anxiety born of his general tendency to worry about potential problems before they occurred. "Like, is there emergency funding available, or do you just... not get to buy things anymore?"
"Emergency provisions exist," Aurora confirmed with reassuring authority that suggested the magical educational system had comprehensive support structures in place, "though they're rarely needed. The house system also provides community support—older students often help younger ones navigate both academic and practical challenges."
"So it's like having magical older siblings who help you figure out how everything works?" MJ asked with social curiosity about the peer support systems that would be available to them.
"Something very like that," Aurora agreed with warm approval for her understanding of the community-building aspects of magical education. "One of the great strengths of the house system is the way it creates lasting bonds between students across different years and backgrounds."
Harry, whose protective instincts were clearly engaged by any discussion of older students and peer relationships, looked up with characteristic directness.
"What if the older students aren't nice?" he asked with nine-year-old concern about potential social challenges his friends might face. "What if they're mean to the American kids, or what if they don't want to help?"
McGonagall's expression softened with obvious understanding of his protective concern for his friends' social wellbeing.
"House loyalty runs very deep at Hogwarts, Harry," she explained with gentle authority. "Once you're sorted into a house, you become family. The older students take their responsibility to help younger house members very seriously."
"But what if Peter and MJ and everyone get sorted into different houses?" Harry pressed with growing anxiety about potential separation and social isolation. "What if they can't help each other because they're in different magical families?"
"Then they'll make new friends while keeping their old ones," Ben said with steady paternal wisdom, recognizing Harry's deeper fear about losing the connections that had become central to his sense of security. "Houses create new relationships, they don't destroy existing ones."
"Plus," Peter added with characteristic enthusiasm for problem-solving, "we'll see each other in classes, at meals, in common areas. The house system might actually help us make friends more easily by giving us built-in social connections."
"And," MJ said with artistic confidence in the power of genuine friendship to transcend institutional boundaries, "we're going to be friends no matter what arbitrary magical hat decides about our living arrangements. Some things are bigger than housing assignments."
"Way bigger," Ned agreed with loyal certainty. "We're a team. Teams stick together regardless of where they sleep at night."
"Exactly," Gwen said with systematic logic. "Social relationships based on genuine compatibility and shared experiences are more durable than institutional groupings. We'll be fine."
Felicia nodded with characteristic confidence in favorable outcomes, her lucky intuition clearly suggesting that everything would work out perfectly.
"Besides," she added with a slight grin, "if my luck works the way I think it does, we'll probably end up in compatible houses anyway. The universe seems to like keeping good friends together when it matters."
"Though it would be interesting from a social dynamics perspective if you were distributed across different houses," Gwen observed with analytical curiosity that briefly overrode her friendship sensitivity. "You could provide unique insights into inter-house relationships and comparative social structures."
"Gwen," Ned said with gentle exasperation, "could you maybe not treat our potential separation as a fascinating research opportunity?"
"Sorry," Gwen said with mild embarrassment, clearly recognizing that her investigative instincts had momentarily taken precedence over social sensitivity. "Professional hazard. Dad's analytical approach is rubbing off on me."
"Hey," George Stacy protested with mock offense at being blamed for his daughter's systematic thinking, "my analytical approach focuses on practical security concerns, not treating my friends like research subjects."
"That's not necessarily better, Dad," Gwen pointed out with fond exasperation at her father's occupational tendency to assume potential criminal activity in most social situations.
"At least I don't take notes about people's behavioral patterns," George defended with parental dignity.
"You literally have a mental file on everyone in our neighborhood," Gwen replied with affectionate accuracy. "Including detailed assessments of their potential criminal tendencies."
"That's different. That's professional vigilance."
"That's the same thing with worse social consequences."
Chapter 10: Chapter 9
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"Right," McGonagall said briskly, consulting her pocket watch with characteristic efficiency. "Now that the financial arrangements are settled, we should proceed to Diagon Alley. The sooner we begin, the more time you'll have to properly explore before your departure tomorrow morning."
She stood with the decisive authority of someone who had managed countless shopping expeditions for bewildered magical families, her emerald robes settling around her with practiced precision.
"Before we go," Aurora added with diplomatic care, producing what appeared to be a simple woolen cap from her bag, "there's one security consideration we need to address."
Harry looked up with immediate attention, his protective instincts engaging at any mention of security concerns involving his friends.
"What kind of security consideration?" Ben asked with paternal alertness, his steady warmth taking on the focused quality that emerged when his family's safety was potentially at issue.
"Nothing dangerous," Aurora assured them quickly, recognizing the protective tension that had immediately filled the room. "Simply... discretionary. Harry, you may find that you attract more attention in Diagon Alley than you're accustomed to."
"What kind of attention?" Harry asked with nine-year-old directness, though his voice carried a note of wariness that suggested he was already anticipating complications.
McGonagall and Aurora exchanged a look that carried the weight of a conversation they had clearly prepared for but weren't entirely comfortable having.
"Harry," McGonagall said gently, her Scottish accent softening with obvious care for his feelings, "in the magical world, you're quite famous. More famous than you realize."
"Famous for what?" Harry asked with growing concern, his green eyes—so remarkably similar to his mother's—reflecting confusion and the beginning of anxiety about unwanted attention.
"For surviving," Dumbledore had said simply during one of their earlier conversations, but the full implications of that survival had never been properly explained to a child who thought of himself as simply Harry Parker from Queens.
"Famous for defeating Voldemort when you were a baby," Aurora explained with careful gentleness. "To most of the magical world, you're not just Harry Parker. You're Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived—the child who survived the Killing Curse and ended the most dangerous dark wizard in a generation."
The room fell into absolute silence as this information settled over the group like a physical weight. The parents who had known Harry since he was not quite two years old struggled to reconcile the cheerful, ordinary boy they loved with the concept of magical fame and historical significance.
"Famous," Harry repeated slowly, his voice very small as he processed the implications. "Like... really famous? More famous than movie stars?"
"Considerably more famous than movie stars," McGonagall confirmed with academic honesty that didn't soften the impact. "There are books written about you, Harry. Songs sung. Children throughout the magical world grow up hearing stories about the night you survived and Voldemort fell."
"Books about me?" Harry's voice cracked with the particular dismay of a nine-year-old confronting the reality of unwanted public attention. "But I don't remember any of it. I was just a baby. What kind of books can you write about a baby?"
"The kind that focus more on legend than facts," May said with protective maternal anger, immediately understanding the implications for Harry's privacy and normal childhood development. "The kind that turn a traumatized infant into a fictional hero."
"Which is precisely why we recommend discretionary measures during today's shopping expedition," Aurora said diplomatically, holding up the simple woolen cap. "This will help you move through Diagon Alley without attracting unwanted attention."
Harry looked at the cap with the expression of someone being offered a disguise for a problem he'd never known existed.
"Will it work?" he asked quietly. "Will people really not recognize me?"
"Your scar is quite distinctive," McGonagall explained gently, gesturing toward the lightning bolt mark that was usually partially hidden by his perpetually unruly hair. "The cap and hood should obscure it sufficiently for casual shopping."
"Plus," Felicia added with characteristic confidence in favorable circumstances, "we'll all be together. Even if someone notices something, they probably won't expect to see the famous Harry Potter shopping with a group of American families."
"The famous Harry Potter," Harry repeated with growing distress, his voice carrying the particular anxiety of someone discovering that their private identity had become public property. "I hate that. I hate being famous for something I can't remember, something that happened because people I loved died."
Ben immediately moved to crouch beside Harry's chair, his steady presence providing the kind of anchoring support that had gotten them through every previous crisis and challenge.
"Harry," he said with quiet authority that brooked no argument, "you are not defined by what happened when you were a baby. You're not defined by other people's stories about you, or their expectations, or their need to make you into something larger than life."
"But they think they know who I am," Harry said with the kind of devastating insight that reminded everyone present that beneath his cheerful exterior, he carried the emotional complexity that came from starting life with such enormous loss. "They think they know me because of something that happened to me, not because of who I actually am."
"Then we make sure they don't get the chance to project their expectations onto you today," Ben replied firmly. "We keep you safe and anonymous so you can just be Harry, shopping for his friends' school supplies."
"I want to come with you," Harry said suddenly, his voice carrying the fierce determination that emerged when he felt his family was facing challenges without him. "I want to see the magical world. I want to understand where Peter and MJ are going to be living and studying. But I don't want to be stared at or asked questions or treated like some kind of... of curiosity."
"You won't be," May promised with maternal authority that suggested she would personally fight anyone who bothered her son. "We'll make sure of that."
Peter, who had been listening to this exchange with growing protective anger on Harry's behalf, suddenly spoke up with characteristic intensity.
"This is so stupid," he said with righteous indignation that made his voice crack with emotion. "Harry's the most normal person I know. He's funny and smart and he worries about everyone except himself, and he makes the best blanket forts, and he always shares his candy even when he really wants it himself."
"That's exactly who he is," MJ agreed with fierce artistic loyalty, her creative instincts clearly offended by the reduction of Harry's complex personality to a simple legend. "He's not some mythical figure. He's our Harry. He's family."
"And," Ned added with bubbling defensive enthusiasm, "anyone who can't see that Harry is awesome because of who he actually is, not because of something that happened when he was too little to remember it, is missing the point completely."
"The point being," Gwen concluded with systematic precision that carried emotional weight despite her analytical approach, "that Harry Parker from Queens is infinitely more interesting and valuable than any legendary version of Harry Potter that people have constructed in their imaginations."
Harry's expression brightened considerably at this fierce defense from his friends, the anxiety giving way to the kind of wonder that came with being reminded how deeply he was loved for exactly who he was.
"You guys are the best," he said with simple sincerity that carried the weight of absolute gratitude. "Okay. I want to come shopping. I want to see everything. I just... I want to be invisible while I'm doing it."
"That can be arranged," Aurora said with warm satisfaction, clearly pleased that they had found a solution that allowed Harry to participate while protecting his privacy. "The cap and hood should provide sufficient anonymity for a peaceful shopping expedition."
McGonagall stood with characteristic efficiency, gathering her belongings with the brisk movements of someone ready to transform discussion into action.
"Excellent. Shall we proceed to Diagon Alley?"
She led them toward what appeared to be an entirely ordinary brick wall at the back of the Leaky Cauldron's pub area. The wall looked like exactly the kind of unremarkable architectural feature that people walked past without noticing—aged brick, slightly weathered, with the patina of age and London weather that made it blend seamlessly into the urban landscape.
"This is it?" Phillip Watson asked with scientific curiosity that was clearly struggling with the mundane appearance of what was supposedly a magical gateway. "The entrance to the magical shopping district is just... a brick wall?"
"Not just any brick wall," McGonagall replied with what might have been amusement at his disappointment with the lack of obvious magical grandeur.
She withdrew her wand with practiced efficiency and began tapping specific bricks in a pattern that seemed both random and precisely choreographed. The bricks responded to her touch with little shimmers of light, like stones that had been waiting patiently for the correct sequence to unlock their secrets.
"Three up, two across, one down, four across..." she murmured, her wand moving with the kind of practiced precision that came from performing this particular magical operation hundreds of times.
The bricks began to move.
Not fall or crumble, but actually rearrange themselves with the fluid grace of a puzzle solving itself, sliding and rotating and repositioning with impossible coordination to create an archway that revealed a narrow cobblestone street beyond.
"Oh my God," MJ breathed with artistic amazement, her eyes wide with wonder at the architectural impossibility she was witnessing. "That's beautiful. That's like watching architecture become choreography."
"The engineering implications alone," Phillip Watson began with rapid-fire enthusiasm, then stopped as he actually looked through the archway and saw what lay beyond. "Oh. Oh, that's... that's not what I was expecting at all."
Diagon Alley stretched before them like something out of a fairy tale illustrated by someone with unlimited imagination and a complete disregard for conventional architecture. The street curved and twisted with organic irregularity, lined with shops that seemed to have been designed by committee of architects who had never heard of building codes and had agreed only that more stories were always better than fewer stories.
Buildings leaned against each other at impossible angles, their upper floors extending over the cobblestone street in ways that created a patchwork of shadow and sunlight. Signs swung gently in the breeze—some painted wood, some glowing with their own light, some that appeared to be changing their messages as they watched. Windows displayed goods that seemed to shimmer with their own internal light, and the overall effect was of a marketplace that had been designed by someone who understood that shopping should be an adventure rather than a chore.
"It's like a magical fever dream," Ned said with obvious delight, his enthusiasm bubbling over at the sheer impossibility of what he was seeing. "Like someone took every awesome fantasy marketplace ever imagined and then decided to make it real and put it all in one place."
"The structural engineering defies basic physics," Walter Hardy observed with security consultant precision, though his voice carried wonder rather than concern. "Those buildings should collapse under their own weight."
"Magic," McGonagall replied with her characteristic response to questions about architectural impossibility.
"At some point," George Stacy said with cop practicality tinged by genuine amazement, "I'm going to stop being surprised by things that shouldn't exist, right? This is just going to become normal?"
"Eventually," Aurora confirmed with diplomatic understanding of the adjustment process required for accepting magical reality. "Though most people find that the wonder never entirely fades."
"I don't want the wonder to fade," Harry said quietly, his voice carrying that particular tone of nine-year-old revelation that suggested he was processing something important about beauty and possibility and the way the world could exceed expectations in ways that made everything feel more magical. "This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen."
He was wearing the woolen cap Aurora had provided, the hood of his jacket pulled up to obscure his distinctive scar, but his green eyes were bright with uninhibited amazement as he took in the magical marketplace that represented so much of what he was only beginning to understand about his heritage.
"Diagon Alley," Peter said with scientific wonder, his analytical mind clearly working overtime to process the sensory input of impossible architecture, magical shop displays, and the general atmosphere of organized magical chaos, "is going to be the most educational shopping trip in human history."
"Human history might be understating it," MJ replied with artistic appreciation for the aesthetic impossibilities surrounding them. "This place looks like it was designed by people who had access to completely different laws of physics."
"Different laws of physics, same appreciation for commerce," Felicia observed with characteristic confidence as she took in the bustling marketplace activity. "I love places where interesting things are definitely going to happen."
As they stepped through the archway onto the cobblestone street, the sounds and smells of Diagon Alley enveloped them with sensory intensity that made ordinary shopping centers seem sterile by comparison. The air carried the scent of magical herbs, old parchment, something that might have been cauldron polish, and the indefinable aroma that suggested adventure and possibility.
Witches and wizards of all ages moved through the street with the kind of purposeful energy that characterized any successful marketplace, their robes creating splashes of color against the ancient stone buildings. Some carried ordinary-looking shopping bags, others had parcels that seemed to float alongside them, and a few were followed by what appeared to be small magical creatures helping with their purchases.
"Okay, that's definitely not normal," George Leeds said with engineering practicality as he watched a woman's shopping bags arranging themselves in neat aerial formation behind her. "Magical shopping assistance. That's... actually quite practical."
"I want magical shopping assistance," Helen replied with immediate appreciation for any system that made carrying multiple packages easier. "That looks incredibly convenient."
"Everything here looks incredibly convenient," May observed with wonder as she took in the various magical solutions to ordinary commercial problems, "which makes me suspicious about what the magical complications are going to be."
"The magical complications," McGonagall said with Scottish efficiency as she began leading them down the cobblestone street, "are generally limited to occasional price haggling with magically-enhanced shop owners and the challenge of choosing between seventeen different types of cauldron when you only need one."
"Seventeen types of cauldron?" Ned asked with immediate anxiety about decision-making complexity. "How do you know which kind to get? Are there specifications? Technical requirements? Compatibility issues?"
"Standard pewter cauldron, size 2, for first-year students," McGonagall replied with the kind of crisp efficiency that suggested she had answered this question approximately one thousand times before. "All other options are either unnecessary or prohibitively expensive."
"But what if the other options are better?" Peter asked with scientific curiosity about technological optimization. "What if there are performance improvements or enhanced safety features or—"
"Standard pewter cauldron, size 2," McGonagall repeated with the patient firmness of someone who knew that allowing students to over-analyze equipment purchases led to three-hour shopping expeditions and economic chaos.
"I like her," May said approvingly to Ben. "She's got that 'no nonsense' energy that keeps teenagers from turning simple shopping trips into philosophical crises."
As they made their way deeper into Diagon Alley, the shops revealed themselves in increasingly wonderful variety. Olivanders, with its peeling gold letters and dusty window, displayed a single wand on faded purple silk. Flourish and Blotts towered several stories high, its windows packed with books that seemed to glow with their own internal light. The Apothecary's jars lined the windows in neat rows, filled with ingredients that ranged from clearly botanical to utterly unidentifiable.
"Where do we start?" Madeline Watson asked with practical concern about managing a shopping expedition of this complexity with multiple children and numerous requirements.
McGonagall consulted what appeared to be a well-organized parchment list, her sharp eyes moving with professional efficiency as she calculated the optimal route through Diagon Alley's various commercial establishments.
"Books first," she decided with academic authority. "Flourish and Blotts will provide all your required textbooks, and we can assess the remaining requirements while they prepare your orders."
Flourish and Blotts was even more impressive from the inside than it had appeared from the street. The shop stretched both upward and backward with the kind of spatial generosity that suggested magical expansion beyond the building's apparent external dimensions. Shelves lined every available wall surface, reaching toward a ceiling that disappeared into shadows, packed with books that seemed to organize themselves according to principles that transcended alphabetical order.
Some books glowed softly with their own light, others seemed to whisper among themselves, and a few appeared to be actively trying to get the attention of potential readers by shifting position or changing the color of their bindings.
"This is incredible," MJ said with artistic wonder, her eyes moving across the visual feast of thousands of books organized in impossible profusion. "It's like a library designed by someone who understood that books are living things."
"Some of them actually are living things," McGonagall replied matter-of-factly, indicating a section where several volumes appeared to be breathing. "Those are advanced texts on magical creature care. They're quite helpful, though they do require feeding."
"Books that require feeding," Phillip Watson repeated with fascination, immediately pulling out his ever-present notebook to document this intersection of biological and literary principles. "What do they eat? How often? Is there a care manual for book maintenance?"
"Phil," Madeline said with gentle warning, recognizing the signs of her husband about to disappear into research rabbit holes, "we're here to buy textbooks for the children, not to start a dissertation on magical bibliography."
"But the implications for information theory are fascinating—"
"Dad," MJ interrupted with fond exasperation, "textbooks first, revolutionary approaches to living literature second."
The shop's proprietor approached them with the enthusiastic energy of someone who genuinely loved books and considered each sale an opportunity to share that passion. He was a wizard of indeterminate age, with the kind of ink-stained fingers and slightly disheveled appearance that suggested he spent more time reading his merchandise than organizing it.
"Hogwarts students!" he announced with obvious delight, apparently recognizing McGonagall despite the unusual composition of their group. "First years, by the look of them. How wonderful! New students, new minds eager to absorb knowledge. What can I help you find?"
McGonagall withdrew several identical parchment lists, each one carefully written in her characteristic precise handwriting with the kind of academic thoroughness that left no room for interpretation or omission.
"Standard first-year requirements," she said with professional efficiency. "Five students, complete sets of all required texts."
"Excellent!" The proprietor rubbed his hands together with commercial enthusiasm that was clearly motivated by genuine love of learning rather than simple profit considerations. "We have all the standard texts in stock, naturally. Let me just gather everything together..."
He began moving through the shop with the practiced efficiency of someone who had memorized the location of every book in his inventory, pulling volumes from various shelves with surprising speed and accuracy.
"*The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 1*," he announced, placing several copies on the counter with reverent care. "*A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration*, *One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi*, *Magical Drafts and Potions*, *Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them*..."
Each title was announced like he was introducing honored guests, and indeed each book seemed to have its own personality—some settling quietly onto the growing pile, others seeming to arrange themselves for optimal display.
"*The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection*," he continued, placing a volume bound in midnight blue leather with obvious respect for its subject matter. "*A History of Magic*—comprehensive overview of magical civilization, quite fascinating if you approach it with the right mindset."
"How heavy is this going to be?" Ned asked with practical concern as he watched the pile of books grow to impressive proportions. "Like, are we talking about normal textbook weight, or magical textbook weight, which might be completely different?"
"Magical books tend to be quite durable," the proprietor explained with professional pride in his merchandise, "which sometimes requires more robust binding and higher-quality parchment. The weight is generally... substantial."
"Define substantial," Peter said with scientific interest in the practical implications of carrying multiple magical textbooks across a large castle on a daily basis.
The proprietor gestured to the completed pile, which was indeed quite impressive in both height and apparent heft.
"See for yourself," he suggested with the confidence of someone who was proud of his products' quality and durability.
Peter attempted to lift the stack and immediately understood the scope of the challenge.
"Oh wow," he said with genuine amazement at the weight of magical education. "These are really heavy. Like, this is going to be serious strength training just getting to class every day."
"I hope there are magical solutions for textbook transportation," Felicia said with characteristic confidence that problems would resolve themselves favorably, "because carrying this much weight around a castle with moving staircases sounds like a recipe for disaster."
"Book bags are enchanted for weight reduction," McGonagall assured them with the practical efficiency of someone who had watched generations of students struggle with textbook logistics. "You'll find carrying them considerably easier than you might expect."
"Magical weight reduction," Gwen repeated with systematic interest in the practical applications of magic to everyday problems. "That's brilliant. Why doesn't the non-magical world have weight reduction technology?"
"Because the non-magical world doesn't have magic," Aurora replied with diplomatic obviousness.
"But the principles might be adaptable," Gwen persisted with investigative curiosity about technological applications. "If you understand the theoretical framework—"
"The theoretical framework is magic," McGonagall said with Scottish directness that brooked no argument about attempting to reverse-engineer magical solutions for non-magical problems.
"Right," Gwen said, though her expression suggested she wasn't entirely satisfied with this explanation and would definitely be researching the topic further when she had access to magical theoretical texts.
As they completed the textbook purchases and arranged for the books to be delivered to their lodgings (another convenient magical service that made conventional shopping seem unnecessarily complicated), they became aware of increasing activity and conversation around them.
"Excuse me," they heard a woman's voice from nearby, pitched with the kind of excitement that suggested important news, "but did you hear? Harry Potter will be starting Hogwarts in just two years!"
Harry's head snapped up with immediate alarm, his green eyes wide with the particular anxiety that came from being discussed by strangers who had no idea he was listening.
"Really?" replied another voice, this one younger and equally excited. "The Harry Potter? The Boy Who Lived? He'll actually be a student?"
"According to the Ministry announcements, yes! Can you imagine? The most famous wizard of our generation, walking the same halls, eating in the same Great Hall..."
"My daughter's going to be in his year," added a third voice with obvious pride and excitement. "She'll be able to say she went to school with Harry Potter himself!"
Ben immediately moved closer to Harry, his protective instincts engaging at the visible distress this conversation was causing his son. May flanked Harry's other side, and Peter, MJ, Ned, Gwen, and Felicia unconsciously formed a protective circle around their friend with the kind of instinctive loyalty that made their group bond so remarkable.
"I heard he's been living with non-magical relatives," the first voice continued with the kind of gossip-sharing energy that made private information sound like public entertainment. "Probably doesn't even know how famous he is yet. Can you imagine finding out that you're the most celebrated wizard alive?"
"The poor child," said the second voice with sympathy that somehow managed to sound both genuine and intrusive. "All that attention, all those expectations. I hope he's prepared for what it means to be Harry Potter at Hogwarts."
Harry's face had gone very pale beneath his woolen cap, his hands clenched at his sides with the particular tension that came from hearing strangers discuss his personal life and future as if it were public property.
"I want to leave," he whispered to Ben, his voice carrying the kind of distress that made parental protective instincts engage immediately. "I want to go back to the inn. I don't want to hear any more."
"We can leave," Ben said immediately with quiet authority, already beginning to guide their group toward a less crowded area of the shop. "We can come back later, or send someone else to finish the shopping."
"No," Harry said with sudden determination, straightening his shoulders with the kind of courage that characterized his approach to challenges that frightened him. "No, I want to stay. I want to see everything. I want to understand where Peter and the others are going to be living."
He paused, his young voice gaining strength as he processed his emotions and made a conscious decision about how to respond to unwanted attention.
"But I don't want to hear people talking about me like I'm not a real person," he continued with nine-year-old clarity that cut through the complexity of fame and public expectation to the essential human issue. "Like I'm just a story they heard instead of someone who has feelings and thoughts and people who love him."
"Then we make sure they don't get the chance to do that today," May said with maternal authority that suggested she would personally confront anyone who treated her son like a curiosity rather than a child.
MJ, who had been listening to this exchange with artist's sensitivity to the emotional dynamics of unwanted attention and public scrutiny, suddenly spoke up with practical solution-oriented thinking.
"Harry," she said quietly, "what if we think of this differently? What if, instead of hiding from the fact that you're famous, we use this trip to help you understand what kind of famous you want to be?"
"What do you mean?" Harry asked with curiosity that suggested he was willing to consider alternative approaches to managing public attention.
"I mean," MJ continued with the kind of thoughtful analysis she brought to complex creative problems, "those people are talking about 'Harry Potter' like he's a fictional character. But you get to decide who Harry Potter actually is. You get to decide what kind of person you want to be when you finally do go to Hogwarts."
"But they already have ideas about who I'm supposed to be," Harry protested with the particular frustration of someone whose identity had been constructed by others without his input or consent.
"So what?" Peter said with characteristic intensity, his protective instincts fully engaged on his friend's behalf. "Let them have their ideas. You know who you actually are. We know who you actually are. The people who matter know that you're Harry, who makes the best blanket forts and always shares his candy and worries about everyone except himself."
"And when you get to Hogwarts," Ned added with bubbling supportive enthusiasm, "the people who meet you will get to know the real you, not the legendary version. You'll make friends who like you because of who you are, not because of something that happened when you were a baby."
"Plus," Felicia said with characteristic confidence in favorable outcomes, "once people actually meet you, they're going to realize that the real Harry is way more interesting than any legend. The universe has a way of making sure that authentic connections happen when they're supposed to."
"And," Gwen concluded with systematic logic that carried emotional weight despite her analytical approach, "every time you show people who you actually are, you're replacing their fictional idea of Harry Potter with the reality of Harry Parker. Eventually, the real you becomes more famous than the legend."
Harry considered this perspective with the serious attention he gave to all important advice, his green eyes reflecting both the anxiety of unwanted attention and the possibility of reclaiming agency over his own narrative.
"So instead of being upset that people have ideas about me," he said slowly, working through the logic with nine-year-old determination, "I can just... be myself so obviously that their ideas have to change to match reality?"
"Exactly," Ben said with paternal pride at Harry's insight and resilience. "You be yourself so completely and confidently that anyone who meets you realizes that the real Harry is infinitely more interesting than any story they might have heard."
"I like that," Harry said with growing confidence, the distress giving way to the kind of quiet determination that characterized his approach to challenges that seemed insurmountable until he found the right angle of approach. "I like the idea of being so obviously myself that legends become irrelevant."
"Then let's continue shopping," May said with maternal authority that suggested the matter was settled. "Let's continue exploring. And if anyone else wants to discuss Harry Potter within our hearing, they can deal with the fact that we're much more interested in our Harry than in their legends."
As they prepared to leave Flourish and Blotts with their substantial textbook purchases arranged for delivery, the magical world felt simultaneously more complex and more welcoming than it had an hour earlier. Harry's fame would always be a factor in his magical education, but it didn't have to define his experience or limit his ability to form genuine relationships based on who he actually was rather than who people expected him to be.
"Next stop?" Aurora asked with professional efficiency, consulting her glowing schedule with theatrical precision.
"Cauldrons," McGonagall replied with Scottish practicality. "Standard pewter, size 2, despite whatever technological improvements Mr. Parker might want to research."
"I wasn't going to research technological improvements," Peter protested with wounded dignity. "I was just going to ask about optimal heat distribution and durability specifications."
"Same thing," MJ, Ned, Gwen, and Felicia said in unison, which made everyone laugh and reminded them that some things—like friends who knew you well enough to predict your scientific curiosity—were considerably more valuable than fame or legends or the expectations of strangers.
The magical world might be complicated, but it was also full of possibility. And with friends like these, Harry Potter from Queens was going to navigate that complexity just fine.
Chapter 11: Chapter 10
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## Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands since 382 B.C.
The narrow, shabby shop looked exactly like the kind of establishment that had been serving customers for centuries without feeling any particular need to update its décor or marketing approach. Peeling gold letters spelled out the shop's name above a dusty window that displayed a single wand resting on faded purple silk, as if one example was sufficient to represent the entire craft of wandmaking.
Inside, thousands of narrow boxes lined the walls from floor to ceiling, creating the impression of a library designed specifically for storing magical implements. The shop felt hushed and expectant, as if the wands themselves were listening and waiting to discover their proper matches.
"Mr. Ollivander?" McGonagall called into the depths of the shop with respectful authority. "We have five first-year students requiring wands."
A voice emerged from the shadows at the back of the shop, carrying the particular quality of someone who had spent decades perfecting an extremely specialized craft.
"Ah, Professor McGonagall! And the American exchange students, if I'm not mistaken."
Mr. Ollivander appeared from behind a tower of wand boxes, a thin, elderly man with wide, pale eyes that seemed to see more than they should. His silver hair caught the dusty light streaming through the shop's single window, and he moved with the careful precision of someone handling delicate and powerful objects on a daily basis.
"Indeed," McGonagall confirmed with crisp efficiency. "Five students, all requiring their first wands."
Ollivander's pale eyes swept over the group with obvious interest, taking in their nervous excitement and American clothing with the assessment of someone accustomed to matching magical implements to personality traits and magical potential.
"Wonderful," he said with genuine enthusiasm for his craft. "Nothing quite like fitting a young witch or wizard with their first wand. Each one a unique challenge, a perfect puzzle of wood, core, and magical compatibility."
Harry, still wearing his woolen cap and staying close to his family, watched this process with fascination that temporarily overrode his anxiety about being recognized. The intersection of craftsmanship and magic represented exactly the kind of practical wonder that appealed to his increasingly sophisticated understanding of how the magical world actually functioned.
"How does it work?" Ned asked with characteristic curiosity about systems and processes, bouncing slightly on his feet with nervous energy. "Like, how do you know which wand is right for which person? Is there a test? A compatibility algorithm? Some kind of magical personality assessment?"
"The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Leeds," Ollivander replied with the patient tone of someone who had explained this fundamental principle countless times but never tired of sharing it. "Though the process is considerably more complex than that simple statement suggests."
"More complex how?" Gwen asked with systematic interest in understanding the selection methodology, already pulling out her notebook to document what was clearly going to be an educational experience.
"Magic is highly individual," Ollivander explained, moving toward his vast inventory with practiced efficiency. "Each person's magical signature is unique—influenced by personality, heritage, potential, and dozens of other factors that determine compatibility with specific wand materials and construction approaches."
"Magical signature," Peter repeated with scientific fascination, his analytical mind immediately engaging with the concept of measurable individual magical characteristics. "Like a magical fingerprint that determines technological compatibility?"
"Something very like that," Ollivander confirmed with approval for the analogy. "Now, let's see... who shall we start with?"
MJ stepped forward with artist's courage in the face of unknown creative processes, her red hair catching the dusty light as she straightened her shoulders with determination.
"I'll go first," she said with characteristic directness. "How does this work exactly?"
"Simply hold the wand and give it a gentle wave," Ollivander instructed, selecting a polished box from a nearby shelf with careful consideration. "The wand will indicate its compatibility—or lack thereof—quite clearly."
The first wand he handed her was elegant and pale, with subtle grain patterns that suggested careful craftsmanship.
"Ten inches, willow and unicorn hair, quite flexible—good for charm work and creative applications."
MJ gripped the wand with careful reverence and gave it an experimental wave. Nothing happened for a moment, then the wand grew uncomfortably warm in her hand and seemed to actively resist her attempt to direct it through the air.
"Definitely not," Ollivander said with professional assessment, immediately retrieving the wand before it could cause any accidental magic. "No matter. We simply continue until we find the right match."
What followed was a systematic process that revealed both the complexity of wand selection and Ollivander's extraordinary patience with customers whose magical compatibility didn't immediately reveal itself. MJ tried wand after wand—different woods, different cores, different lengths and flexibilities—with results ranging from complete indifference to active magical rejection that filled the shop with colored sparks or unpleasant smells.
After approximately twenty unsuccessful attempts, Ollivander paused with the expression of someone reassessing their initial approach.
"Interesting," he murmured, studying MJ with renewed attention. "Your magical signature is quite... distinctive. Perhaps we need to explore some less conventional options."
He disappeared into the depths of his shop, returning with a different type of box—older, more elaborate, with the kind of careful protective warding that suggested its contents were particularly valuable or unusual.
"Eleven and three-quarter inches," he announced with ceremonial gravity, "apple wood with a core of Acromantula venom. Quite rigid—a wand for someone with strong creative vision and the determination to see that vision realized regardless of conventional limitations."
"Acromantula venom?" Walter Hardy asked with immediate security consultant concern about his daughter's friends handling potentially dangerous magical implements. "That sounds... hazardous."
"Acromantulas are giant magical spiders," McGonagall explained with academic precision. "Their venom, when properly processed and stabilized, creates wand cores of exceptional power and specificity."
"Giant magical spiders," Madeline Watson repeated faintly. "Our children are getting wands made from giant magical spider venom."
"Only the finest quality giant magical spider venom," Ollivander replied with professional pride that was apparently intended to be reassuring. "Ethically sourced and perfectly safe when properly integrated into wand construction."
MJ accepted the unusual wand with artist's curiosity overriding any concern about its exotic origins. The moment her fingers closed around the handle, the reaction was immediate and unmistakable. Warm golden light flowed from the wand tip, creating patterns in the air that looked like illuminated sketches—flowing, creative, and uniquely beautiful.
"Perfect!" Ollivander announced with obvious satisfaction at another successful matching. "Acromantula venom cores are extraordinarily rare and quite particular about their owners. They choose witches and wizards with strong creative gifts and the courage to pursue unconventional approaches to magic."
"It feels..." MJ paused, searching for words to describe the sensation of holding a magical implement that was perfectly calibrated to her individual magical signature. "It feels like holding a paintbrush that already knows what I want to create."
"An excellent analogy," Ollivander approved. "Miss Watson, that wand will serve you exceptionally well in all creative magical endeavors."
Peter stepped forward next, his scientific curiosity clearly overcoming any nervousness about the selection process. After witnessing MJ's extensive trial-and-error period, he was prepared for the possibility that finding the right wand might require considerable systematic exploration.
His initial attempts followed a similar pattern—various combinations of wood and core producing results ranging from indifferent non-reaction to active magical rejection. After approximately fifteen unsuccessful trials, Ollivander again paused to reassess his approach.
"Another distinctive magical signature," he observed with professional interest. "Let me try something quite specific..."
This time he returned with an even more elaborate box, one that seemed to hum slightly with contained magical energy.
"Twelve inches exactly," Ollivander announced, "holly and Acromantula venom, surprisingly flexible for such a powerful core. A wand for someone who combines intellectual curiosity with protective instincts."
The moment Peter grasped the wand, bright silver sparks erupted from its tip, swirling around him in patterns that seemed to respond to his excitement and scientific fascination. The magic felt controlled but powerful, like energy that was eager to be directed toward understanding and protecting rather than simple displays of force.
"Excellent!" Ollivander said with obvious pleasure. "Two Acromantula venom cores in one group—quite unusual. These wands tend to choose those with both considerable magical potential and strong moral conviction."
Gwen's turn proved equally challenging and ultimately required another trip to Ollivander's collection of unusual cores. Her perfect match turned out to be an eleven-inch wand of English oak with an Acromantula venom core, quite stiff, which produced steady blue light when she held it—controlled, analytical, and somehow systematic even in its magical expression.
"Three Acromantula venom cores," Ollivander mused with growing fascination. "Quite extraordinary. These cores are exceptionally rare, and to find three compatible recipients in a single group suggests remarkable magical potential across your entire cohort."
"What does that mean exactly?" Ben asked with paternal concern about the implications of his nephew and his friends requiring rare and powerful magical implements.
"It means," Aurora replied with diplomatic understanding of parental anxiety about magical complications, "that these students have been selected for their magical gifts as well as their academic potential. Rare wand cores often choose witches and wizards destined for significant magical achievement."
"Significant magical achievement," May repeated with maternal protectiveness that was simultaneously proud and worried. "That sounds both wonderful and terrifying."
"Most magical achievement is both wonderful and terrifying," McGonagall replied with Scottish practicality born of decades of teaching exceptional students. "The key is ensuring that power is matched with wisdom and responsibility."
Felicia's wand selection took a different direction entirely. After several unsuccessful attempts with conventional cores, Ollivander emerged from his special collection with something even more unusual.
"Nine and a half inches, cherry wood, quite flexible, with a core of Matagot whisker," he announced with the reverence reserved for truly exceptional magical implements.
"Matagot whisker?" several parents asked simultaneously, clearly recognizing that they were venturing into increasingly exotic territory.
"Matagots are magical creatures associated with good fortune and prosperity," Ollivander explained with professional enthusiasm for rare magical materials. "Their whiskers create wand cores that enhance luck magic and probability manipulation. Extraordinarily difficult to obtain, and they choose owners with natural gifts for what some call 'fortune magic.'"
Felicia's wand produced soft silver-green sparks that seemed to dance with particular grace, and she immediately smiled with the satisfaction of someone whose cosmic relationship with favorable circumstances had just received official magical recognition.
"It feels like holding concentrated good luck," she said with obvious delight. "Like the universe just handed me a direct line to making sure things work out the way they're supposed to."
Ned's turn proved to be the most extraordinary of all. After nearly thirty unsuccessful attempts with various conventional wand combinations, Ollivander retreated to what appeared to be his most carefully guarded collection, returning with a box that practically radiated protective wards and carried warning labels in several languages.
"Eight and three-quarter inches," he announced with ceremonial gravity that suggested they were witnessing something genuinely historic, "cedar and Nundu whisker—extremely flexible, and quite possibly the most dangerous wand core I've ever worked with."
"Nundu whisker?" George Leeds asked with growing concern about the escalating exoticism and apparent danger level of his son's magical requirements.
"Nundus are among the most dangerous magical creatures in existence," McGonagall explained with academic honesty that was clearly intended to provide accurate rather than comforting information. "Their breath is toxic enough to wipe out entire villages, and they're nearly impossible to subdue. A Nundu whisker core represents power of extraordinary magnitude."
"And you're giving this to my eleven-year-old son?" Helen Leeds asked with understandable maternal alarm.
"The wand chooses the wizard," Ollivander replied with gentle authority that suggested he took the safety implications of his craft extremely seriously. "A Nundu whisker core would only choose someone with both the power to handle it safely and the character to use that power responsibly."
Ned accepted the wand with characteristic nervousness about its implications, but the moment he touched it, the reaction was immediate and unmistakably positive. Golden light flowed from the wand in steady, warm patterns that somehow managed to convey both tremendous power and absolute safety. The magic felt protective rather than dangerous—like energy that was specifically calibrated to defend and heal rather than harm.
"Remarkable," Ollivander breathed with obvious amazement at what he was witnessing. "A Nundu whisker core producing healing magic rather than destructive force. Mr. Leeds, your wand suggests magical potential of truly extraordinary scope—power specifically oriented toward protection and aid rather than harm."
"So he's not going to accidentally destroy anything?" Helen asked with maternal relief tempered by continued concern about her son wielding implements made from the whiskers of village-destroying magical creatures.
"Quite the opposite," Ollivander assured her with professional confidence in his craft and assessment abilities. "That wand will actively resist any attempt to use it for harmful purposes. It has chosen Mr. Leeds specifically because his magical nature is fundamentally oriented toward helping others."
"But why," Phillip Watson asked with characteristic analytical curiosity about the theoretical frameworks underlying magical selection processes, "would someone with healing-oriented magic require such a powerful core? Wouldn't a gentler material be more, uh, more appropriate for medical applications?"
"Healing magic of the magnitude Mr. Leeds will eventually be capable of requires tremendous power," Aurora explained with professional understanding of magical theory and applications. "True healers—those capable of addressing magical maladies, curse damage, and serious magical injuries—need wand cores that can channel extraordinary amounts of magical energy safely and precisely."
"So Ned's going to be like... a magical doctor?" Peter asked with fascination at his friend's apparently destined career path, already imagining the possibilities for combining magical healing with scientific understanding of medicine.
"Among other possibilities," McGonagall replied with academic caution about making specific predictions about student career paths. "But yes, his wand suggests considerable aptitude for healing magic and related protective applications."
As the wand selection process concluded, they found themselves with five students carrying magical implements that represented some of the most unusual and powerful cores Ollivander had seen in years. Three Acromantula venom cores, one Matagot whisker, and one Nundu whisker—a collection that suggested exceptional magical potential across the entire group.
"This has been quite extraordinary," Ollivander said with obvious professional satisfaction as he carefully packaged each wand in protective cases designed for their specific requirements. "I shall be very interested to hear about your progress at Hogwarts. Wands of this caliber typically choose students destined for remarkable magical achievement."
"No pressure or anything," Gwen said with dry humor, though her expression showed excitement rather than anxiety about the implications of her unusual wand selection.
"The pressure," Ben said with paternal wisdom gained from years of helping exceptional children navigate their gifts, "is always to be the best version of yourself, not to live up to other people's expectations about what exceptional means."
"Exactly right," Aurora agreed with diplomatic approval for his parenting philosophy. "Magical gifts are opportunities for service and growth, not obligations to meet predetermined definitions of achievement."
"Plus," Felicia added with characteristic confidence in favorable outcomes, "if the universe went to this much trouble to make sure we all got exactly the right wands, it's probably pretty invested in making sure we succeed at whatever we're supposed to do with them."
As they prepared to leave Ollivanders with their precious wands safely stored and their understanding of their own magical potential significantly expanded, Harry spoke up with characteristic directness about the implications of what they had just witnessed.
"So my best friends all have really powerful wands that chose them because they're going to do amazing things with magic," he said with nine-year-old logic that cut through all the complexity to the essential point. "That's the coolest thing ever."
"It is pretty cool," Peter agreed with growing excitement about the possibilities ahead. "I mean, we don't know exactly what kind of amazing things we're going to do, but apparently our wands think we're capable of something special."
"And," MJ added with artist's appreciation for the aesthetic elements of their magical destiny, "we're going to do those amazing things together. That's even cooler than having powerful wands individually."
"Much cooler," Ned said with bubbling enthusiasm that suggested his anxiety about powerful magical implements was giving way to excitement about the possibilities they represented. "Whatever these wands think we're capable of, we'll figure it out as a team."
"Always as a team," Gwen confirmed with systematic precision that carried emotional weight despite her analytical approach.
As they left the ancient wand shop, the late afternoon sun was casting long shadows across Diagon Alley's cobblestone street. They had one final stop to make—the magical menagerie for those students who wanted animal companions—but the most important shopping was complete.
Five American students now carried wands that represented exceptional magical potential and suggested futures filled with the kind of achievement that would make their families proud and their magical communities stronger. The wands had chosen their owners, and those choices suggested that Hogwarts was about to receive some truly remarkable new students.
But for now, they were still just five children from New York, excited about magic school and grateful for the friendship that would carry them through whatever adventures lay ahead.
The magical world, with all its complexity and possibility, was waiting for them. And judging by their wands, it was going to be quite an extraordinary journey.
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## The Magical Menagerie
The last stop on their Diagon Alley shopping expedition was a shop that announced itself with sounds rather than signs—chittering, hooting, squeaking, and the occasional melodious call that suggested magical creatures with vocal capabilities beyond those found in ordinary pet stores. The Magical Menagerie's windows were filled with movement and color, cages and tanks and perches occupied by creatures that ranged from familiar to completely extraordinary.
"Animal companions are optional," McGonagall explained as they paused outside the shop to observe the menagerie's diverse inhabitants, "but many students find them both helpful and comforting during their time at Hogwarts."
"What kind of helpful?" Ned asked with immediate interest, pressing his nose to the window to get a better look at what appeared to be a small dragon playing with a ball of yarn. "Are we talking about practical assistance, emotional support, or magical enhancement of abilities?"
"All of the above," Aurora replied with theatrical appreciation for the variety of ways magical creatures could enrich a student's educational experience. "Different creatures offer different types of companionship and assistance."
Through the window, they could see an impressive variety of potential animal companions. Owls of various sizes and colors perched majestically on wooden stands, their keen eyes suggesting intelligence that went well beyond ordinary avian capabilities. Cats in colors that definitely didn't occur in nature moved with feline grace through elaborate climbing structures. Small creatures that might have been ferrets, if ferrets occasionally glowed with their own internal light, played together in glass enclosures designed for their specific needs.
"Ooh, look at that one!" MJ pointed to what appeared to be a kitten with silver fur that seemed to shift patterns as they watched. "It's like a living work of art!"
"Those are probably Kneazles," McGonagall explained with academic precision. "Highly intelligent magical cats with excellent judgment about human character. They make exceptional companions for students with strong intuitive abilities."
"What about the glowing ferret-things?" Peter asked with scientific curiosity about the bioluminescent creatures that were apparently engaged in some form of organized play activity. "Are those actual ferrets, or something completely different that just happens to be ferret-shaped?"
"Probably Jarveys," Aurora replied with diplomatic amusement at his systematic approach to categorizing magical fauna. "They're quite clever, though they have a tendency toward sarcastic commentary that can be... challenging... in classroom situations."
"Sarcastic ferrets," Felicia repeated with obvious delight at the universe's continued provision of entertaining possibilities. "I love the magical world's approach to pet personality development."
"Can we go in and look?" Harry asked with nine-year-old enthusiasm for any new environment filled with interesting creatures, his earlier anxiety about recognition temporarily overridden by genuine excitement about magical animals. "I want to see everything!"
The Magical Menagerie's interior was even more impressive than its window display had suggested. The shop seemed to extend upward and backward in ways that suggested magical expansion beyond its apparent external dimensions, with multiple levels of carefully designed habitats that accommodated the specific needs of dozens of different magical species.
The proprietor, a witch with the kind of comfortable, practical appearance that suggested years of experience caring for magical creatures, approached them with professional enthusiasm.
"New Hogwarts students?" she asked with obvious delight, recognizing the telltale combination of excitement and overwhelm that characterized first-time visits to magical pet shops. "Wonderful! Looking for companions, or just exploring the possibilities?"
"Mostly exploring," May replied with parental caution about acquiring magical pets without fully understanding their care requirements and behavioral characteristics. "We want to make sure everyone understands what they're committing to before making any decisions."
"Wise approach," the proprietor approved with professional respect for parents who understood that magical creature care required careful consideration. "Would you like the guided tour, or shall I let you browse and answer questions as they come up?"
"Guided tour, please," several voices said simultaneously, creating a chorus of enthusiasm for educational animal experiences.
What followed was a comprehensive introduction to the care and feeding of magical creatures suitable for student companionship. They learned about owl postal services (apparently the preferred method of magical communication), the intellectual capabilities of various magical cat breeds (significantly above those of their non-magical cousins), and the social requirements of creatures that lived in small family groups (more complex than most families were prepared to manage).
"The owls are beautiful," Gwen observed with systematic appreciation for their obvious intelligence and the practical advantages of having a personal postal service, "but do they require a lot of specialized care? Flight time, specific diets, social interaction needs?"
"Owls are quite independent," the proprietor explained with professional satisfaction at the practical question. "They handle their own exercise through postal deliveries, eat standard owl treats plus occasional mice, and generally prefer solitude to social interaction. Very manageable for busy students."
"What about the cats?" MJ asked, still enchanted by the silver Kneazle that had been watching their group with obvious interest since they entered the shop. "The one by the window seems to have decided we're worth paying attention to."
"Ah, that's Luna," the proprietor said with obvious fondness for the creature in question. "She's a half-Kneazle, quite remarkable really. Excellent judge of character, very protective of people she likes, and she has a gift for finding lost objects."
"A gift for finding lost objects?" Peter asked with immediate scientific interest in the practical applications of enhanced magical creature abilities. "Like, she can track things down? That seems incredibly useful for students who might misplace homework or textbooks."
"Among other applications," the proprietor agreed with amused approval for his practical thinking.
Luna, apparently recognizing that she was the subject of discussion, approached their group with feline dignity and began systematically inspecting each person with the kind of careful assessment that suggested she was making important decisions about their worthiness.
When she reached MJ, she paused, sitting down directly in front of her and fixing her with an unblinking stare that clearly indicated judgment was in progress.
"I think she likes you," the proprietor observed with professional amusement. "Kneazles are quite particular about their humans. They choose rather than being chosen."
"Choose how?" MJ asked with artist's curiosity about creature decision-making processes, reaching out carefully to offer Luna the opportunity to sniff her hand.
Luna's response was immediate and unmistakable. She head-butted MJ's palm with obvious affection, began purring with the satisfied sound of a cat who had found exactly what she was looking for, and promptly attempted to climb into MJ's arms with feline determination.
"Well," the proprietor said with obvious satisfaction at witnessing a successful magical creature bonding, "I'd say she's made her choice quite clear."
"She's beautiful," MJ said with genuine wonder, carefully supporting Luna's weight as the half-Kneazle settled into her arms with obvious contentment. "And her fur really does shift patterns—look, it's like holding liquid silver!"
"Half-Kneazles often display unusual coat variations," the proprietor explained with professional pride in her exceptional animals. "Luna's particularly remarkable. Her pattern-shifting seems to respond to her emotional state and the magical energy of people around her."
"Magical energy response," Phillip Watson repeated with fascination, immediately pulling out his notebook to document this intersection of creature behavior and magical theory. "So she's like a living magical energy detector? That's, that's quite remarkable from a theoretical perspective—"
"Dad," MJ interrupted with fond exasperation, though she was clearly enchanted with her new feline companion, "maybe save the magical energy research until after we figure out whether I can actually take care of a magical cat at boarding school?"
"Kneazles are excellent student companions," McGonagall assured them with academic authority born of years of experience with student pets. "Very independent, excellent at staying out of trouble, and remarkably good at keeping their humans organized and punctual."
"Plus," Aurora added with diplomatic understanding of the practical concerns involved in magical pet ownership, "the school provides veterinary care for student animals, and the house-elves are quite knowledgeable about magical creature dietary requirements."
As MJ continued bonding with Luna, the other students explored the shop's various offerings with growing interest. Peter was immediately drawn to a section of particularly intelligent-looking owls, while Ned seemed fascinated by what appeared to be a small, bright-colored creature that was performing acrobatic tricks for the entertainment of shop visitors.
"What's that one?" Ned asked with obvious delight, pointing to the tiny acrobat that had just completed what looked like a perfect triple somersault.
"That's a Pygmy Puff," the proprietor explained with fond amusement. "Miniature purple creatures, quite affectionate, very low maintenance, and they have a talent for making people laugh when they're feeling sad."
"A talent for making people laugh when they're sad?" Ned repeated with immediate interest in any creature whose primary gift was emotional support through humor. "That sounds perfect for someone who worries about everything and could use regular reminders to not take life so seriously."
The Pygmy Puff, apparently recognizing a potential human companion, performed an even more elaborate acrobatic routine that culminated in what could only be described as a bow. The effect was so charmingly ridiculous that everyone in the shop immediately began laughing.
"Definitely perfect," Ned said with bubbling enthusiasm, already reaching toward the enclosure with obvious intention to adopt his new companion.
Peter's attraction to the owls proved equally decisive. A magnificent barn owl with unusually intelligent amber eyes had been watching his systematic examination of the various postal birds with obvious assessment, and when Peter approached her perch, she immediately stepped onto his offered arm with the dignity of a creature who had made an important decision.
"She's beautiful," Peter said with genuine admiration, carefully supporting the owl's weight while she settled comfortably on his forearm. "And she seems really smart. Like, really, really smart."
"That's Athena," the proprietor said with obvious pride in her exceptional birds. "She's particularly gifted at route-finding and has never failed to deliver a message, regardless of how complicated the destination. She also has excellent judgment about magical emergencies—she'll prioritize urgent communications appropriately."
"Magical emergency prioritization," Peter repeated with scientific fascination at the intersection of animal intelligence and practical communication systems. "So she's like... a genius-level postal service with built-in crisis management capabilities?"
"Something very like that," the proprietor confirmed with amusement at his analytical approach to owl capabilities.
Gwen and Felicia took longer to decide, exploring the shop's various offerings with systematic thoroughness before finding companions that matched their specific interests and personalities. Gwen ultimately chose a small, dark-colored owl with particularly keen eyes that seemed to suggest investigative intelligence, while Felicia was adopted by what appeared to be a cat with unusually lustrous black fur and eyes that seemed to know exactly how fortunate everyone was to meet her.
"What kind of cat is this?" Felicia asked as her new companion purred with obvious satisfaction at being selected by someone whose cosmic relationship with favorable circumstances was clearly compatible with feline appreciation for luxury and good fortune.
"She's a Matagot," the proprietor replied with respect for the exotic creature's magical heritage. "Quite rare, and they only choose owners whose natural luck magic resonates with their own gift for creating favorable circumstances."
"A Matagot," Walter Hardy repeated with security consultant interest in the exotic magical creature his daughter was apparently adopting. "Are there special care requirements for rare magical cats?"
"Matagots are quite independent," the proprietor assured him with professional confidence in her exotic animals' self-sufficiency. "They tend to take care of themselves quite well, and they actually enhance their owner's natural good fortune. Very beneficial companions for students facing the challenges of magical education."
As the afternoon shopping expedition concluded with five students now accompanied by magical creature companions that seemed perfectly matched to their personalities and needs, the practical aspects of attending Hogwarts were beginning to feel real in ways that went beyond textbooks and wand selection.
"Are we ready?" Aurora asked with theatrical efficiency, consulting her glowing schedule one final time as the sun began to set over Diagon Alley's impossible architecture.
They were ready. More than ready. Five American students with exceptional wands, comprehensive school supplies, and magical companions that would provide both practical assistance and emotional support throughout their magical education. The shopping expedition had been educational, overwhelming, and ultimately reassuring—proof that the magical world was prepared to welcome them with everything they needed to succeed.
"Tomorrow," McGonagall announced with Scottish satisfaction at a successful preparation day, "you return to New York. In six weeks, you'll board the Hogwarts Express and begin your magical education properly."
Six weeks felt like both forever and no time at all. Long enough to prepare mentally for the magnitude of what lay ahead, but short enough that the excitement and anticipation would carry them through until departure day arrived.
The magical world was waiting. And now, finally, they were ready to become part of it.
Chapter 12: Chapter 11
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# Later That Night – The Leaky Cauldron
The Leaky Cauldron's upper floors creaked like they'd been built before gravity was properly invented, but the rooms were surprisingly cozy in that way that only centuries-old magical establishments could manage. Four-poster beds with emerald hangings adjusted their mattresses to the exact level of comfort their occupants didn't know they desperately needed, while the diamond-paned windows showed impossible views of magical London that definitely weren't visible from ordinary Charing Cross Road. Floating candles bobbed gently near the ceiling, providing just enough golden light to read by without being intrusive, and the oak-paneled walls seemed to pulse with centuries of accumulated magic and whispered conversations.
Not that anyone was sleeping.
Because through the thin walls of four adjoining rooms on the third floor, five not-quite-first-years were loudly engaged in the kind of cross-room shouting conversation that only kids experiencing their first night in a magical inn could justify. The kind of conversation that would've gotten them in serious trouble at home, but here felt like the most natural thing in the world—like the ancient building itself was encouraging their excitement.
The kind of conversation that was about to wake up a certain famous wizard next door.
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"Okay, but *seriously*," MJ's voice carried through the wall with that rich, passionate intensity that seemed to come from somewhere deep in her chest—the voice of someone who believed art could change the world and wasn't afraid to say so. She was curled cross-legged on her four-poster bed, copper-red curls catching the candlelight like spun fire, green eyes bright with the kind of artistic inspiration that usually led to three-day creative binges. "I can't just keep calling her Luna. That's like... that's shop default. Generic magical cat name number seven in the handbook. She needs something *ours*. Something with actual *meaning*."
The silver-furred half-Kneazle sprawled across her lap lifted her head at the sound of her temporary name, amber eyes gleaming with what could only be described as polite offense.
"See? She agrees," MJ said, scratching behind the elegant creature's ears. "You're too special for Luna, aren't you, beautiful girl?"
From the next room over, Peter's voice carried with that familiar nervous energy that made him sound like he was perpetually three seconds away from either a breakthrough or a breakdown: "Meaning like... symbolic meaning with historical precedent, or like... inside-joke meaning that'll be funny in five years, or like... cool-sounding superhero alias meaning that sounds good when you're introducing her to people? Because honestly, I'm good with any of those options. Well, maybe not the inside-joke one because we all just met like a week ago, but—"
"*Yes*," MJ shot back immediately, cutting off his rambling spiral with the kind of fond exasperation that suggested she was already getting used to Peter Parker Logic.
"That's not an answer, MJ!" Peter protested, and they could practically hear him gesturing wildly with both hands, probably pacing around his room in those too-big pajamas that made him look even younger than his eleven years. "You can't just say yes to multiple choice questions! That's not how logic works! That's not how *anything* works! There are scientific principles involved here!"
"Logic is overrated, Parker," MJ called back, grinning as she continued stroking the purring half-Kneazle. "Sometimes you just have to feel your way through it. Let the art speak to you."
"Art doesn't *speak*, MJ, that's the whole point of it being art instead of—"
"Don't you dare finish that sentence with 'instead of science,'" MJ warned, though she was still smiling.
Ned's voice boomed from Peter's room, carrying that natural confidence that made him sound like he was born to be either a radio DJ or a game show host: "Okay, okay, timeout. She's a cat, right? Silver fur, magical, very elegant? Can't you just name her 'Cat' like in that musical? You know, the one my mom's obsessed with? Simple, elegant, gets the job done efficiently. Plus it's super easy to remember when you're panicking because she's stuck in a tree or hanging from a chandelier or whatever cats do."
There was a pause that felt exactly like the calm before a very sarcastic storm.
Then Gwen's deadpan voice drifted from MJ's other side, dripping with the kind of bone-dry wit that could cut through steel: "Please never name anything again, Ned. Ever. Like, we should probably take away your naming privileges as a group decision and maybe issue you a permit system."
"*Hey!*" Ned protested, his voice jumping a full octave in indignation. "It's a classic! It's simple! It's iconic! Very practical for emergency situations! And it worked for the musical, didn't it? Cats was a huge success!"
"The musical was about *humans* pretending to be cats, Ned," Gwen replied with the patience of someone explaining basic addition to a particularly slow toddler. "Broadway performers in costumes. Not actual magical cats with actual magical abilities. There's a rather significant difference."
"Details, details," Ned waved off, though they couldn't see him doing it.
"Important details," Gwen muttered.
"The *most* important details," came a new voice—smooth as silk and twice as confident.
Felicia's voice floated across the narrow hallway from her room, carrying that self-assured quality that made her sound like she'd stepped out of a fashion magazine and decided to grace them all with her presence: "You're all overthinking this entire situation. Naming isn't science—no offense, Peter—it's not logic—no offense, Gwen—and it's definitely not musical theater references—*major* offense, Ned. It's art. Pure instinct. You just *know* when the right name hits you. Like fate calling your name across a crowded room. Like destiny knocking on your door. *Boom*."
She punctuated this with what sounded like a dramatic finger snap.
"Not everyone can live their entire life like they're starring in a walking fashion magazine, Felicia," Gwen shot back, appearing suddenly in MJ's doorway with her leather-bound notebook already in hand and approximately six different colored pens tucked behind her ear. Her tawny owl perched primly on her shoulder, amber eyes scanning the room like she was already gathering evidence for a case that hadn't been assigned yet.
Gwen looked exactly like someone who'd been taking detailed notes on the entire conversation—which, knowing Gwen, she probably had been.
"I don't live like I'm in a fashion magazine," Felicia said, slipping gracefully into the room with her sleek black Matagot draped around her neck like the world's most expensive and elegant scarf. Her platinum-blonde hair caught the candlelight in a way that definitely wasn't fair to the rest of them, and she moved with the kind of unconscious poise that suggested she'd been born knowing exactly how to make an entrance. "I live like destiny is personally invested in my success. There's a significant difference."
"Same difference," Gwen muttered, but her owl bobbed its head in solemn agreement, which somehow made the entire exchange even funnier.
"Your owl agrees with me," Felicia pointed out smugly, settling onto the edge of MJ's bed with fluid grace.
"My owl has questionable judgment in matters of fashion," Gwen replied without missing a beat, though there was no real heat in it.
The owl hooted once, indignantly.
"See? Questionable," Gwen repeated.
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Peter emerged from his room mid-argument, clutching his snowy owl carefully on one arm like he was worried she'd fly away if he loosened his grip even slightly. His brown hair was doing that impossible thing where it stuck up in twelve different directions despite his obvious attempts to flatten it, and his striped pajamas were already wrinkled beyond recognition despite having put them on exactly ten minutes ago.
"Okay, so if we approach this scientifically," he began, then paused as everyone turned to stare at him. "What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?"
"*Here we go*," MJ groaned theatrically, but the smile tugging at the corners of her mouth completely ruined the effect.
Peter's face scrunched up in confusion. "What do you mean, 'here we go'? I haven't even said anything yet! I was just going to suggest that if we combine systematic analysis with instinctual input patterns, we could achieve the optimal outcome through collaborative problem-solving. Basically... teamwork. But with scientific methodology. Scientific teamwork. Which is objectively the best kind of teamwork because it has data."
Everyone stared at him in that special way reserved for moments when Peter said something that was simultaneously brilliant and completely ridiculous.
The silence stretched for exactly three seconds.
"Peter," MJ said gently, clearly trying very hard not to laugh, "you're suggesting we invent the scientific method... for pet names."
"Yes!" Peter replied with the kind of absolute, unwavering sincerity that could power a small city and probably solve world hunger. "Why is that weird? Everything's better with science! Science makes everything more efficient! More accurate! More... more *scientific*!"
"Because it's a *name*, not a hypothesis that needs peer review," Gwen said, though she was already pulling out a fresh notebook page and uncapping one of her pens. "Though... I mean, systematic analysis isn't the *worst* idea you've ever had."
"See!" Peter said triumphantly, pointing at Gwen with his free hand. "Gwen gets it! Gwen understands the value of methodical approaches!"
"I didn't say I *agreed* with you," Gwen clarified quickly, already writing something in her neat handwriting. "I just said it wasn't the worst idea. There's a statistically significant difference."
The other four answered in perfect unison: "Sure there is, Gwen."
Peter scowled for exactly two seconds—the kind of scowl that was meant to be intimidating but just made him look like an indignant puppy—then broke into that ridiculous, completely genuine grin that made him look about five years old and innocent of every crime ever committed.
"You guys are absolutely the worst," he declared cheerfully.
"We really, truly are," Felicia agreed with sparkling eyes.
"The actual worst," Ned confirmed from the doorway, where he'd appeared holding his purple Pygmy Puff like it was a particularly important scientific specimen. "But we're *your* worst."
"Aw," MJ said, pressing a hand to her heart. "That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me."
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MJ looked down at the silver-furred half-Kneazle sprawled contentedly across her lap, who was purring like she'd just solved world peace and decided to celebrate by vibrating at a frequency that could probably power the entire inn. The sound was almost hypnotic, filling the room with warmth and contentment.
"What do you think, beautiful girl?" MJ asked softly, running her fingers through the impossibly soft fur. "Want to help us out here? Any preferences? Veto power? Artistic input? Professional opinion?"
The cat cracked one amber eye open—the color of liquid sunshine, absolutely stunning in the candlelight—regarded MJ with the kind of unblinking feline judgment that suggested she was evaluating not just her soul but her entire life's choices, and purred even louder.
"She says she likes being called 'beautiful girl,'" Ned observed seriously, holding up his Pygmy Puff like it was part of an important council vote. The little purple creature was currently doing what appeared to be synchronized swimming through the air, though there was definitely no water involved and probably no logic either. "He here agrees with her assessment. Don't you, buddy?"
The Pygmy Puff did an impressive barrel roll, complete with what might have been a tiny bow at the end.
"See? Democratic process in action," Ned said proudly. "Very official. Very legitimate."
"That's not how democracy works, Ned," Gwen started, but Felicia cut her off with an elegant wave of her hand.
"Of course she likes being called 'beautiful girl,'" Felicia said, smirking as her Matagot stretched luxuriously around her shoulders like living jewelry. "Look at her. She's absolutely gorgeous. Like starlight caught in silver fur. Like moonbeams made solid and given the power of purring."
"*Starlight*," MJ repeated, and her entire face lit up with the kind of artistic inspiration that usually led to her disappearing into her room for three days straight with nothing but art supplies and pure creative energy. "*That's*... wow. That's actually really, really good, Felicia."
"I have my moments of brilliance," Felicia said, preening just a little bit.
"Rare moments," Gwen muttered, but she was already writing it down.
"I heard that, Detective Stacy."
"You were meant to."
"Stella!" Gwen offered immediately, her pen already moving across the notebook in neat, precise letters. "Latin for star. Classical etymology. Elegant. Literary precedent going back centuries. Plus it sounds appropriately dignified when you're calling her for dinner or attempting to coax her out of whatever trouble she's inevitably gotten herself into."
"Ooh, or Celeste!" Peter added, practically bouncing on his toes with excitement. His owl ruffled her feathers in what might have been approval. "From celestial—meaning heavenly, star-related, cosmic in origin. It's got scientific accuracy *and* poetic beauty! Best of both worlds! Perfect synthesis of art and science!"
"Argent," Felicia suggested with a casual wave of her hand that somehow managed to look like a royal decree. "Means silver in French. Rolls off the tongue like silk. Very chic. Very sophisticated. Very... *her*."
She gestured elegantly at the silver-furred half-Kneazle, who seemed to pose slightly at the attention, lifting her chin with obvious pride.
MJ tried each name aloud, watching her Kneazle's ears twitch and turn like a live polygraph test. The cat seemed politely interested in Stella, moderately pleased with Starlight, but when MJ said "*Celeste*" in that soft, wondering voice she used when she'd found exactly the right shade of paint, the purring kicked up to what could only be described as turbo mode.
"*Celeste*," MJ whispered, smiling like she'd just painted the Sistine Chapel and the Mona Lisa simultaneously. "Yeah. That's... that's absolutely the one, isn't it, beautiful girl?"
The newly-christened Celeste stretched elegantly, yawned to show tiny pink fangs, and settled more firmly into MJ's lap with an air of supreme satisfaction and royal approval.
"Celeste it is," Peter confirmed with scientific certainty, because proper methodology had been followed and the results were conclusive. "Welcome to the team, Celeste."
"I still think Starlight was appropriately poetic," Felicia muttered, but she was smiling as she said it.
"You can call her that as a nickname," MJ offered generously. "Starlight can be her... stage name."
"Deal," Felicia said immediately.
Celeste purred her approval of this arrangement.
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"Alright, my turn!" Ned announced, lifting his Pygmy Puff like he was presenting Simba to the Pride Lands and the entire Circle of Life was watching. The little purple creature immediately began what could only be described as an interpretive dance routine that defied several laws of physics. "This guy's whole deal is... organized chaos. But *funny* chaos. The kind that makes people laugh instead of cry. He just... makes everyone smile. Like, constantly. I don't think he's stopped moving since I got him at Magical Menagerie, and that was six hours ago."
As if to prove his point, Felix launched into what appeared to be a tap dance routine across Ned's palms, complete with what might have been jazz hands.
"Then call him Jim Carrey," MJ deadpanned from her bed, not looking up from where she was scratching behind Celeste's ears.
"*NO!*" Ned yelped, clutching Felix protectively to his chest like MJ had just suggested naming him Voldemort. The Pygmy Puff seemed equally horrified and began vibrating in what was clearly protest. "He deserves something *noble*! Something with dignity and gravitas! Something that captures his artistic soul and creative spirit!"
"His artistic soul?" Gwen raised a perfectly skeptical eyebrow, looking up from her notes. "Ned, he's basically a furry ping-pong ball with ADHD and delusions of grandeur."
"A *talented* furry ping-pong ball with ADHD and delusions of grandeur," Ned corrected with complete seriousness. "There's an important difference. He's got *style*."
"Style," Gwen repeated flatly.
"Major style," Ned confirmed. "Watch this. Felix, show them your signature move."
Felix immediately launched into what appeared to be a combination of break-dancing and figure skating, ending with a dramatic pause that lasted exactly two seconds before he started the whole routine over again.
"...Okay, that's actually kind of impressive," Peter admitted.
"Right?" Ned beamed. "He's an artist!"
"Felix," Felicia said suddenly, snapping her fingers with dramatic flair. "Latin origin, means happy and lucky and fortunate. Perfect balance of cute and dignified. Plus it sounds like the kind of name that belongs to someone who makes people smile just by existing."
The Pygmy Puff—Felix—launched into an Olympic-level cartwheel sequence across Ned's hands, ending with what could generously be called a bow and enthusiastic jazz hands.
"Yeah," Ned said, wide-eyed and slightly breathless with amazement. "That's... that's a definite yes. Major yes. Felix it is, buddy!"
Felix did three more cartwheels in rapid succession, apparently in celebration, then settled into a dignified pose that lasted approximately four seconds before he started doing loops around Ned's wrist.
"I think he likes it," Peter observed, grinning widely.
"Either that or he's having some kind of sugar rush from pure excitement," Gwen muttered, but she was writing the name down anyway with what might have been a small smile.
"Sugar rush from joy," Ned corrected proudly. "The best kind."
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Peter carefully set his snowy owl on a makeshift perch he'd constructed out of lamp parts, textbooks, and what appeared to be pure determination and engineering instinct. She settled with the kind of dignity that suggested she was already planning her next strategic move and possibly judging everyone else's life choices.
"She's... brilliant," Peter said seriously, looking at his owl with obvious pride and maybe a little awe. "Like, ridiculously smart. Scary smart. But in a good way, not a 'plotting to take over the world' way. The kind of smart that sees everything, remembers it forever, and probably knows things I haven't even figured out yet."
"*Minerva*," Gwen said before he could even finish the sentence, looking up from her notes with absolute certainty. "Roman goddess of wisdom and strategic warfare. Also Professor McGonagall's first name. Perfect for an owl who clearly thinks she's already graduated from Hogwarts with honors and is just waiting for everyone else to catch up."
Peter's entire face lit up like she'd just handed him the answer key to life, the universe, and everything. "Minerva. That's... yes. That's absolutely, completely perfect. Right, girl?"
Minerva—because she was clearly Minerva now and had probably been Minerva all along—ruffled her pristine white feathers and looked supremely smug, which made Ned whisper conspiratorially:
"Yeah, she definitely knows she's a goddess now. Look at that attitude. She's going to be impossible to live with."
"She was already impossible to live with," Peter said proudly. "Now she just has a name that matches her personality. Don't you, Minerva?"
Minerva hooted once, regally, and settled into her perch like it was a throne that had been specifically constructed for her royal comfort.
"She's going to be absolutely insufferable now," Gwen observed, but she sounded fond rather than annoyed.
"She was already insufferable," Peter replied cheerfully. "Now she's just insufferable with *classical education* and *mythological precedent*."
Minerva preened, clearly pleased with this assessment.
"I like her," Felicia declared. "She's got style."
"She's got everything," Peter agreed.
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Gwen turned to her own owl, who had been watching the entire proceedings like she was taking detailed notes for a very important case file that would later be used to solve several major crimes. The bird's sharp amber eyes missed absolutely nothing, tracking every movement, every gesture, every word with the intensity of a detective gathering evidence.
"She's... observant," Gwen said thoughtfully, reaching up to scratch gently behind the tawny owl's head. "Always thinking. Always two steps ahead of everyone else. Detective energy. The kind of mind that solves puzzles other people don't even know exist yet."
"Sherlock," Ned offered helpfully, Felix doing supportive backflips in his palm.
"Female bird, Ned," MJ pointed out patiently.
"...Lady Sherlock?" Ned tried again, hopefully.
Everyone groaned in perfect unison.
"Please stop," Gwen said. "For the sake of literature everywhere, please stop."
"What about something from the actual stories?" MJ leaned back against her pillows, Celeste purring contentedly on her lap. "Like... what about Irene? As in Irene Adler—the one person Sherlock Holmes couldn't beat. The woman who was always one step ahead of the world's greatest detective."
Gwen's eyes lit up like Christmas morning, New Year's Eve, and her birthday all happening simultaneously. "*Irene Adler*. Yes. Strategic. Brilliant. Always underestimated by everyone until it's far too late." She looked at her owl fondly. "What do you think, girl? Ready to be the smartest bird in the entire castle?"
Her owl tilted her head thoughtfully, considering the proposition with obvious seriousness, then hooted once in what could only be described as dignified acceptance of her new identity and possibly the responsibilities that came with it.
"Irene it is," Gwen said, looking proud and just a little bit smug. "Welcome to the detective business, partner."
Irene preened elegantly, clearly pleased with her new identity and career prospects.
"Great, now we have *two* insufferable genius birds," Felicia observed with amusement.
"The best kind of insufferable," Peter and Gwen said simultaneously, then looked at each other in surprise.
"Jinx!" they both said at exactly the same time.
"Double jinx!" Peter added quickly.
"That's not how jinxes work, Peter," Gwen protested.
"You guys are all completely weird," MJ said fondly, but she was smiling as she said it.
"The best kind of weird," Felicia agreed.
---
That left Felicia, who had been gracefully scratching behind her Matagot's ears while the sleek black creature purred like it owned not just the room, not just the inn, but possibly the entire street and maybe all of magical London. The sound was rich and deep and almost hypnotic, like liquid contentment made audible.
"She's... elegance incarnate," Felicia said thoughtfully, her voice taking on that dreamy, philosophical quality it got when she was really considering something important. "But also... fortune. Good luck. She makes things work out the way they're supposed to. She's not just random luck, though. She's... mystery. She's the secret that makes everything else make sense. The missing piece that completes the puzzle."
"Fortuna?" Gwen suggested immediately, pen poised over her notebook. "Roman goddess of fortune and luck."
"Serendipity?" Ned threw in enthusiastically, Felix doing encouraging backflips in his palm. "Happy accidents that turn out perfect?"
The Matagot opened one crystal-blue eye and gave them both a look that clearly translated to: *Try harder, peasants. I have significantly higher standards than this.*
"She's got high expectations," Peter observed with a grin.
"As she absolutely should," Felicia said proudly. "She's extraordinary."
"What about..." MJ paused, studying the elegant black cat with artistic intensity. "Mystique. Mysterious. Elegant. Powerful. Like she knows all the secrets of the universe and isn't telling you because you haven't earned them yet."
The Matagot's purring immediately increased in volume and intensity, and she curved more tightly around Felicia's shoulders like she was settling into a crown made of shadows and starlight and pure satisfaction.
"*Mystique*," Felicia breathed, grinning like she'd just won the lottery and been crowned queen of the world simultaneously. "Obviously. How did I not see that immediately? It's perfect."
"Because you were overthinking it," MJ said smugly. "Sometimes the obvious answer is obvious because it's absolutely, completely right."
"Wise words from the girl who almost named her cat Luna," Gwen teased, not looking up from where she was writing 'Mystique' in her notebook.
"Hey, Luna was a placeholder!" MJ protested with wounded dignity. "I was waiting for proper artistic inspiration!"
"Sure you were," everyone chorused in perfect unison.
"I hate all of you," MJ declared.
"No, you don't," Felicia said serenely.
"No, I don't," MJ agreed immediately.
---
By the time all the names were officially settled—Celeste, Felix, Minerva, Irene, and Mystique—the entire group was practically buzzing with pride and excitement and the kind of satisfaction that came from a job very well done. The magical companions seemed equally pleased with the results, each settling into their new identities with varying degrees of dignity, showmanship, and obvious approval.
"That," Peter declared with the kind of deep satisfaction usually reserved for successful scientific experiments and perfectly solved equations, "is a legendary lineup. Like, historically legendary. Future generations are going to write epic songs about this exact team."
"*The most magical lineup in history*," MJ corrected dramatically, holding up Celeste like she was presenting the crown jewels to assembled royalty. "This is the kind of group that changes the world. This is destiny."
"Definitely cooler than any Quidditch team that's ever existed," Ned added with complete seriousness, Felix doing victory laps around his wrist in celebration. "I mean, Quidditch teams just play sports and win cups. We've got *style*. We've got *class*. We've got *substance*."
"We've got absolutely everything," Felicia agreed, Mystique draped around her shoulders like the most expensive and elegant jewelry ever created. "Brains, beauty, talent, perfect naming instincts, and probably the best committee in magical history."
"The dream team," Gwen said with satisfaction, closing her notebook with a decisive snap.
And then—
From the other side of the wall came a voice that was trying very hard to sound casual and failing completely. It was young and amused and just a little bit smug, with the kind of confidence that suggested its owner was used to being the smartest person in any given room:
"Finally. Took you long enough."
"*HARRY?!*" they all shouted in absolutely perfect unison, loud enough to make the floating candles flicker and probably wake up half the inn.
There was a beat of complete silence that stretched exactly long enough to be dramatic.
Then Harry Potter—nine years old, perpetually tousled black hair, emerald eyes that seemed to see everything, and sounding far too pleased with himself for someone who was supposed to be sleeping—said with carefully practiced innocence that fooled absolutely no one:
"I was *trying* to sleep, obviously. But you were yelling about star names and goddesses and Jim Carrey and scientific naming committees and democratic processes. So obviously I had to supervise the situation. Someone had to make sure you didn't completely mess it up."
"You were eavesdropping!" Peter accused, though he was grinning widely as he said it.
"Eavesdropping implies I wasn't invited to participate," Harry replied with the kind of flawless logic that would make a lawyer weep with pride. "I was just... quality control. Making sure you didn't embarrass yourselves. Very important work. Someone has to do it."
"For how long?" Gwen demanded, though she sounded more amused than actually annoyed.
"Since about 'shop default,'" Harry admitted cheerfully, and they could practically hear the grin in his voice. "MJ's got an excellent point about generic names, by the way. Very artistic observation. Very insightful."
"I like this kid already," MJ declared with approval.
"*Don't call me kid*," Harry shot back with wounded nine-year-old dignity that was probably supposed to be intimidating. "*I'm nine*. That's practically double digits. That's basically adult."
Which made everyone crack up so hard that Felix started doing celebratory somersaults, Minerva hooted in what sounded suspiciously like actual laughter, and even Mystique opened both crystal-blue eyes to watch the chaos with apparent amusement and possible approval.
"Sorry, sorry," Felicia managed between giggles. "You're very mature for your age, Harry."
"Thank you," Harry said with prim satisfaction. "I try very hard to be sophisticated."
"It shows," Gwen assured him solemnly.
"So?" Gwen called toward the wall a moment later, still smiling. "Professional opinion from our expert consultant? Did we do okay?"
There was a pause, and when Harry spoke again, his voice had gone soft and warm and somehow wise beyond his years:
"They're perfect. All of them. Celeste, Felix, Minerva, Irene, Mystique. That's not just a team, that's... that's family. You guys are going to do amazing things together. I can tell. I can see it."
There was something in his tone—ancient and knowing, like he'd seen things they couldn't imagine and knew secrets that hadn't been told yet—that made them all exchange meaningful glances in the golden candlelight.
"Thanks, Harry," MJ said softly, and something in her voice suggested she understood that this was more than just a compliment. "That... means a lot. Really."
"You're very welcome," he replied, and they could hear the genuine smile in his voice. "Now get some sleep, all of you. Tomorrow's going to be brilliant. Absolutely brilliant."
As if summoned by his words, yawns began rippling through the group like a contagious spell. Felix curled up in Ned's palm, purring softly. Celeste stretched elegantly across MJ's lap with a contented sigh. Minerva tucked her proud head under her pristine wing. Irene settled into watchful rest, one eye still slightly open. Mystique draped herself more comfortably around Felicia's shoulders like a living shawl made of shadows and starlight.
"He's absolutely right," Peter said around a yawn, carefully settling Minerva on her perch. "Tomorrow's going to be incredible."
"The official start of everything," Gwen agreed, closing her notebook with deep satisfaction.
"The beginning of the legend," Felicia added with dramatic flair.
"*Our* legend," MJ corrected, and somehow, in the flickering golden candlelight with their newly-named companions settling into peaceful sleep around them, it felt like the truest thing any of them had ever said.
Through the wall, they could hear Harry settling back into his bed with obvious contentment, and for a moment, the ancient inn was blissfully peaceful.
Then Ned's voice piped up one last time, soft but clearly audible:
"So... Jim Carrey was really *that* bad an idea?"
"*NED*," four voices shouted in perfect, exasperated unison.
"*Go to sleep, all of you*," came Harry's amused voice through the wall, fond and patient and maybe just a little bit magical. "*Now*."
And finally, thankfully, gratefully, they did.
But not before MJ whispered, just loud enough for everyone to hear: "Best first day ever."
"Best friends ever," Peter added sleepily.
"Best names ever," Gwen murmured.
"Best everything ever," Felicia agreed.
"Best family ever," Ned concluded with satisfaction.
And through the wall, so quietly they almost missed it, came Harry's voice one final time: "Yeah. It really is."
Chapter 13: Chapter 12
Chapter Text
# The Next Morning – Departure and New Arrangements
The Leaky Cauldron at seven in the morning looked like Black Friday had collided with Comic-Con, gotten into a fight with a pet store, and somehow developed magical properties in the process. Trunks were stacked everywhere in precarious towers that defied both physics and common sense—some nearly toppling over because Ned had insisted on bringing his entire collection of "essential" comfort items (which apparently included seventeen different varieties of stress balls, a complete set of Star Wars figurines, and something he kept referring to as his "emergency snack reserve"). Pet carriers created a symphony that would have made Beethoven weep—meows, hoots, squeaks, the occasional indignant purr from Felicia's particularly dramatic cat Princess (yes, that was actually her name), and what sounded suspiciously like Felix the Pygmy Puff attempting to beatbox.
Five American families clustered around their luggage like generals planning D-Day, if D-Day had involved significantly more emotional support animals and at least three separate arguments about whether magical comic books counted as educational materials.
Aurora Sinclair stood near the fireplace looking like she'd stepped out of a particularly glamorous Ministry recruitment poster—the kind that made government work seem like it came with red carpets, award ceremonies, and a personal styling team. Her robes were midnight blue with silver threading that caught the morning light just so, her clipboard glowed with a faint magical aura that suggested it was powered by pure organizational excellence and possibly caffeine, and she had that air of effortless authority that could make international magical travel sound like the opening number of a Broadway musical about bureaucracy.
Which, frankly, Harry thought as he watched her organize chaos with what appeared to be genuine enthusiasm, would probably be a pretty good musical.
McGonagall, meanwhile, looked like she'd already graded three stacks of essays, reorganized her desk drawers twice, personally inspected the structural integrity of every trunk in the room, and was now genuinely offended by the very concept of luggage chaos before seven AM. Her robes were so perfectly pressed they could have been used as a ruler, her bun was so precise it looked like it had been engineered by architects, and her eyes were sharp enough to cut glass, diamonds, and probably several international treaties.
Harry sat cross-legged on the floor between Ben and May, methodically feeding strips of bacon to Minerva the owl (not the professor), who was perched regally on the back of his chair like she owned the establishment, half of London, and possibly a small percentage of the British magical economy. At nine years old, he had grown into his height just enough that his limbs didn't look quite so gangly, but he still moved with that particular loose-limbed ease of a kid who hadn't quite figured out where all his joints were supposed to go. His emerald green eyes—the kind of vivid green that made people do double-takes and wonder if they made contacts in that color—tracked every movement in the room with an intensity that seemed far too mature for his age, cataloguing details with the methodical precision of someone who knew that paying attention was the difference between understanding and being left behind.
His dark hair had reached that perfect stage of controlled chaos that looked effortless but probably took actual effort to achieve, falling across his forehead in a way that managed to look both boyish and somehow distinguished. When he concentrated, which was often, a little line appeared between his eyebrows that made him look like a very serious young professor contemplating a particularly challenging theorem.
"Okay," Harry said conversationally to Minerva, his voice carrying that slightly deeper tone that suggested he was hitting one of those growth spurts where kids started sounding almost like the adults they'd eventually become, "so far we've got magical transportation, magical hotels, magical schools, magical government paperwork, and now apparently magical scheduling systems. I'm starting to see a pattern here." He scratched Minerva under her chin with the kind of gentle precision that suggested he'd been around animals his whole life. "What do you think? Are magical tax forms a thing? Because honestly, that might be where I draw the line. Even magic has limits."
Minerva hooted what sounded distinctly like agreement, or possibly a request for more bacon. With owls, Harry had learned, the two were often indistinguishable.
"Harry," May laughed, reaching over to ruffle his hair with the kind of fond exasperation that suggested this was a familiar conversation, "I don't think you have to worry about taxes for a few more years."
May Parker looked exactly like the kind of person who could manage a household of teenagers while maintaining both her sanity and her sense of humor—which was to say, she looked like she had superpowers. Her dark hair was pulled back in a messy bun that somehow looked deliberate rather than chaotic, her jeans and sweater combination managed to look both practical and stylish, and she had that particular brand of patient authority that suggested she could handle pretty much anything short of an actual apocalypse, and even then she'd probably have contingency plans.
"You say that now," Harry said with the grave seriousness that only nine-year-olds could muster when discussing matters of profound importance, "but I bet there's a whole department at the Ministry just for Underage Wizard Tax Preparation. Department of Tiny Person Revenue or something. With forms that are literally designed to be impossible to understand because they're written entirely in bureaucratic riddles."
"Kid's got a point," Ben chuckled, the sound warm and fond in the way that suggested he'd been dealing with precocious children for years and found it more entertaining than exhausting.
Ben Parker had that particular quality that made people automatically trust him—the kind of steady, unflappable presence that suggested he'd been the designated adult in every crisis situation he'd ever encountered and had never once complained about it. His graying hair was neatly combed but still managed to look approachable, his button-down shirt and khakis were the uniform of a man who knew how to dress for any occasion, and his eyes crinkled at the corners in a way that suggested he smiled more often than not.
"If they can make moving staircases that are apparently designed to torment students, they can definitely overcomplicate tax season. Probably with forms that literally move around while you're trying to fill them out."
Peter Parker was vibrating with barely contained energy in a way that suggested he'd had approximately three cups of coffee, two energy drinks, and was now physically incapable of staying still for more than thirty seconds at a time. His hair was doing that thing where it defied all known laws of physics and styling products, sticking up in twelve different directions despite his obvious attempts to tame it with what appeared to be an entire container of gel. He kept fidgeting with everything within reach—his wand (which he'd somehow managed to get ink stains on despite owning it for less than twenty-four hours), his backpack straps, the sleeve of his jacket, the corner of a nearby napkin, and what looked suspiciously like a small piece of string he'd found somewhere.
His brown eyes were bright with the kind of manic enthusiasm that suggested he was running seventeen different trains of thought simultaneously and all of them were traveling at maximum speed toward Exciting Destination Unknown. When he got particularly animated, which was most of the time, his voice cracked slightly in a way that suggested his body hadn't quite caught up with his brain's enthusiasm levels.
"Do you think," Peter said, bouncing slightly on his toes in a rhythm that seemed to match whatever hyperactive song was playing in his head, "that when they say 'magical practice facilities,' they mean like... actual practice? Like spell practice? With moving targets? Or obstacles? Or maybe—oh God, what if they have like magical training dummies? Like the kind that fight back? That would be so—wait, do you think they have magical obstacle courses? Like American Ninja Warrior but with magic? Because that would be literally the coolest thing in the entire history of cool things."
He paused for approximately half a second, his eyes widening as another thought occurred to him.
"Or what if it's like a magical gym? With equipment that adapts to your skill level? Or responds to your emotional state? Or—oh man—what if the equipment is alive? Like, sentient magical training equipment that gives you personalized feedback and maybe occasional life advice?"
"Peter," Gwen interrupted without looking up from her book, her voice carrying that particular brand of fond exasperation that suggested she'd been managing Peter's enthusiasm for years and had developed it into an art form, "breathe. You're going to hyperventilate before we even get there, and then we'll have to explain to the magical paramedics why our friend spontaneously combusted from excitement."
Gwen Stacy had that particular combination of intelligence and confidence that made her seem older than her fifteen years, but in a good way—like she'd figured out how to be competent without losing her sense of humor about it. Her blonde hair was pulled back in a practical ponytail that somehow still managed to look polished, her clothes were the kind of casually put-together combination that suggested she'd mastered the art of looking effortlessly stylish, and she had a way of multitasking that bordered on supernatural. She could carry on a conversation, read a book, mentally organize a complex project, and keep track of Peter's anxiety levels all simultaneously without seeming stressed about any of it.
"I'm not hyperventilating," Peter protested, his voice climbing into that higher register that suggested he was, in fact, at least approaching hyperventilation territory. "I'm just... enthusiastic. There's a difference. A significant difference. A scientifically measurable difference."
"The difference being?" MJ asked, arching one perfectly sculpted eyebrow with the kind of precision that suggested she'd been practicing that exact expression in mirrors and had now perfected it to the level of performance art.
MJ Watson had red hair that seemed to have been designed specifically to catch light in the most dramatic way possible, and the kind of sharp, expressive features that made every emotion look like it belonged in a movie scene. She moved with the controlled grace of someone who'd spent years in dance classes and theater rehearsals, and had a way of making even casual observations sound like perfectly timed punchlines. Her green eyes were bright with intelligence and just a hint of mischief that suggested she was always three steps ahead of whatever conversation was happening around her.
"Enthusiasm involves more hand gestures," Peter said with complete seriousness, demonstrating with an elaborate wave that nearly knocked over Ned's carefully balanced stack of comic books, sent a small avalanche of stress balls rolling across the floor, and somehow managed to startle Princess the cat, who responded with an indignant yowl that suggested Peter had personally offended her entire species.
"Hey!" Ned protested, diving to rescue his comics while simultaneously clutching Felix the Pygmy Puff protectively against his chest. "Watch the classics! These are first editions! Signed first editions! Some of them are literally irreplaceable!"
Ned Leeds had that particular brand of enthusiastic nerdiness that made him simultaneously endearing and slightly overwhelming. He was shorter and rounder than the other boys, with dark hair that always looked like he'd been running his hands through it while concentrating on something important, and expressive dark eyes that lit up whenever anyone mentioned anything even remotely related to his extensive list of interests, which included but was not limited to: comic books, science fiction, fantasy novels, collectible card games, video games, theoretical physics, and apparently now magical creatures.
Felix, perched on his shoulder, had somehow learned to coordinate his color changes with Ned's emotional state, currently cycling through excited shades of orange and yellow that made him look like a tiny, fluffy sunset.
"Ned," Felicia said, examining her nails with the casual precision of someone who knew they were perfect and was just double-checking to make sure the universe was still functioning correctly, "you realize you can probably buy magical comic books now, right? Like, comics where the characters actually move and probably have opinions about their storylines? That's either going to be the coolest thing ever or absolutely terrifying."
Felicia Hardy had that particular kind of beauty that looked effortless but probably required a significant amount of behind-the-scenes maintenance—silvery-blonde hair that fell in perfect waves, blue eyes that seemed to sparkle with perpetual mischief, and the kind of natural grace that made everything she did look like it had been choreographed. She had a way of delivering observations that were simultaneously completely casual and devastatingly accurate, like she'd been people-watching her entire life and had developed it into a superpower.
Ned's eyes went wide enough that they probably qualified as a medical condition. "Oh my God. Magical comic books. That's... that's..." He turned to Felix, his voice dropping to an awed whisper. "Did you hear that? We're going to live in the future. The actual future. With interactive entertainment media."
Felix squeaked what might have been agreement, excitement, or a demand for more treats. With Pygmy Puffs, Ned had discovered, it was often all three simultaneously.
"The future of entertainment," Ned continued, his voice taking on the reverent tone usually reserved for religious experiences, "where fictional characters can literally argue with you about plot holes. This is either going to revolutionize storytelling or create the first documented cases of people getting into actual fistfights with comic book characters."
"Why not both?" MJ asked cheerfully.
Aurora clapped her hands once, the sound crisp and commanding in that particular way that suggested she'd been trained in both public speaking and possibly crowd control. The effect was immediate—every conversation stopped, every head turned, and even the pets seemed to pay attention.
"Before we arrange your departure," Aurora announced, her voice carrying that elegant authority that suggested she could make reading the phone book sound like the opening keynote at a major conference, "we must address a few matters regarding magical practice and education during your stay in London."
"Uh-oh," Ned muttered, now clutching Felix like a furry stress ball with surprisingly effective calming properties. "That's the voice teachers use right before they tell you the fun part's illegal."
"Or expensive," MJ added, because at fifteen she'd already developed a healthy skepticism about authority figures who smiled too much and used phrases like "we must address."
"Or both," Gwen said, still not looking up from her book but clearly paying attention to every word. "It's definitely going to be both."
Harry, meanwhile, had gone very still in that particular way he had when adults were About To Explain Things That Would Probably Change Everything. His green eyes fixed on Aurora with laser focus, and even Minerva seemed to sense the shift in attention, turning her head to watch the proceedings with both amber eyes, her beak slightly open in what might have been anticipation or possibly just the owl equivalent of holding her breath.
"What kind of matters?" Ben asked, his voice carrying that warm but no-nonsense tone that suggested he'd been through approximately seventeen parent-teacher conferences, four different school disciplinary hearings, and at least one very awkward conversation with a guidance counselor, and wasn't easily intimidated by educational bureaucracy, magical or otherwise.
"The Trace," McGonagall announced crisply, like she was announcing a particularly difficult pop quiz that everyone should have been studying for but probably hadn't.
Five teenage heads swiveled toward her in perfect synchronization, like they'd been choreographed.
"Oh no," Peter said immediately, his voice climbing toward panic with impressive speed. "That sounds bad. That sounds really bad. Is it bad? It's bad, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, how bad are we talking? Because my anxiety response is calibrated for like a seven, but if this is a nine or a ten I need to mentally prepare for—"
"Peter," May interrupted gently, reaching over to pat his shoulder with the practiced calm of someone who'd been managing Peter's anxiety spirals for years, "maybe let them explain before you assume the worst?"
"But I'm really good at assuming the worst," Peter protested, his hands gesturing wildly in a way that suggested his body language was now operating independently of his brain. "It's like my superpower. Well, one of them. I also have really good reflexes, an inability to shut up when nervous—which, fun fact, is most of the time—and an uncanny ability to find the most complicated possible solution to any simple problem."
"We've noticed," MJ said dryly, but her expression was fond rather than exasperated.
"The Trace," McGonagall continued, with the patience of someone who'd spent decades dealing with anxious teenagers and had developed immunity to dramatic outbursts, "is the magical monitoring system for underage wizards."
The temperature in the room seemed to drop several degrees as every parent simultaneously entered Protective Mode.
"Monitoring?" Walter Hardy straightened, his voice taking on that edge that suggested his protective instincts were kicking in and his mental threat assessment protocols were now fully operational.
Walter had the kind of presence that suggested he'd spent years in situations where paying attention to details was literally a matter of life and death. His dark hair was shot through with silver in a way that made him look distinguished rather than old, his clothes were casual but somehow still looked like they'd been chosen with tactical considerations in mind, and his eyes were the kind of sharp, assessing blue that seemed to catalog everything in a room within the first thirty seconds of entering it.
"What kind of monitoring? Are we talking general location tracking, or full surveillance? Because I need to know if we're entering into some kind of magical privacy agreement that none of us have actually read the fine print on."
"The legal kind," Aurora assured him quickly, her diplomatic training clearly kicking into high gear. "It detects any underage magic performed in non-magical households."
"Which means," Gwen said, already connecting dots with the methodical precision of someone who'd inherited her father's analytical mind and her mother's practical intelligence, "anything we do at home will ping alarms. Magical alarms. Which are probably significantly more alarming than regular alarms."
"Precisely," McGonagall confirmed with the kind of crisp efficiency that suggested this conversation happened roughly once per semester and she'd perfected her explanation down to the most essential points.
The silence that followed was the particular kind of silence that happens when five teenagers simultaneously realize they've just been handed a really elaborate set of restrictions, and are now mentally calculating the various ways this could impact their immediate life plans.
"So," MJ said slowly, flopping dramatically onto the nearest bench with all the theatrical despair of a teenager who'd just been told that Christmas was cancelled, Easter was postponed, and Halloween had been replaced with Tax Preparation Day, "we just... don't get to use magic for six weeks? That's like buying art supplies and being told you can't open them until further notice. It's like being given a musical instrument and told you can only look at it. It's like—"
"It's like buying a PS5 and leaving it in the box," Ned added, looking genuinely horrified at the concept, his voice taking on the kind of existential despair usually reserved for discussions of mortality and the heat death of the universe. "Forever. Just... staring at it. Knowing it's there but not being able to—"
He shuddered, apparently unable to complete the thought.
"Or like learning to drive and then being told you can only sit in the car with the engine off," Peter added, starting to pace in small circles with increasing speed, his gestures becoming more animated with each word. "Which would be torture. Pure torture. I mean, we just learned magic exists, we have wands, we know there are spells, and now we can't—we're supposed to just—how are we supposed to—"
"Peter," Ben interrupted gently, his voice carrying that particular tone of calm authority that suggested he'd been the designated adult in countless emergency situations and had never once lost his cool, "you're spiraling."
"I'm not spiraling," Peter said, still pacing and now gesticulating in a way that probably qualified as its own form of interpretive dance. "This is just my normal response to arbitrary authority and delayed gratification. This is me being completely reasonable about unreasonable circumstances."
"This is definitely spiraling," Gwen observed, looking up from her book with the clinical interest of someone who'd been studying Peter's anxiety patterns for years and could now predict them with scientific accuracy.
"Seconded," MJ agreed, raising her hand like she was voting in a formal parliamentary procedure.
"Thirded?" Ned offered hesitantly.
"That's not a word," Felicia said, still examining her reflection in the back of a spoon with the casual vanity of someone who knew they looked good from every angle and was just enjoying the confirmation.
"It should be," Ned muttered. "If 'seconded' is a word, then 'thirded' should be a word. Basic linguistic logic."
"Linguistic logic and actual English don't always overlap," Gwen pointed out.
"They should," Ned said stubbornly.
Harry, who had been listening with that intense focus he brought to everything important, raised his hand tentatively, like he was in class and wasn't entirely sure if his question was appropriate but was going to ask it anyway because the need to understand was stronger than his uncertainty.
"Um, excuse me? What exactly happens if someone uses magic accidentally? Like, if you're not trying to, but it just... happens? Because I'm pretty sure magic doesn't always wait for permission."
His voice was steady but curious, carrying that particular quality that suggested he was thinking through the practical implications of everything he was hearing and finding several potential logical inconsistencies that needed addressing.
McGonagall's expression softened slightly, her sharp eyes taking on a warmer cast that suggested she approved of students who asked thoughtful follow-up questions.
"Accidental magic is treated differently, Mr. Potter. Intent matters in magical law, just as it does in mundane legal systems."
"But how do they know if it's accidental?" Harry pressed, his analytical mind clearly working through the logistics with the methodical precision of someone who needed to understand the rules before he could figure out how to work within them. "I mean, couldn't someone just say everything was an accident? What's stopping people from claiming that everything they do is unintentional?"
"The Trace detects the magical signature," Aurora explained, her professional interest clearly piqued by the question. "Accidental magic has a very different pattern than intentional spellcasting. It's rather like the difference between a sneeze and deliberately blowing your nose—both involve your respiratory system, but the physiological patterns are completely different."
"That's..." Harry paused, processing this information with visible concentration. "Actually really cool. And also kind of terrifying. So there's basically a magical lie detector that runs automatically whenever anyone under seventeen does magic?"
"More like a magical intent detector," Aurora corrected. "It's not concerned with truth or falsehood, just with whether magic was performed deliberately or spontaneously."
"Welcome to magic," MJ said dryly, though her tone carried more excitement than actual complaint. "Where everything is cool and terrifying in equal measure, and apparently the government has better technology than most science fiction movies."
Aurora's smile was pure diplomatic reassurance, the kind of expression that had probably been perfected through years of explaining complicated magical bureaucracy to confused non-magical families and anxious teenagers.
"Fortunately, MACUSA anticipated this exact concern."
Ned perked up immediately, Felix responding to his emotional shift by cycling through hopeful shades of blue and green. "So... loopholes?"
"Alternative arrangements," Aurora corrected, her eyes twinkling in a way that suggested the distinction was mostly semantic and she knew exactly what Ned had meant.
George Stacy, who had been listening with the professional attention of someone who'd spent his career dealing with jurisdictional complications, regulatory nightmares, and bureaucratic workarounds, leaned forward with obvious interest.
George had the kind of weathered, no-nonsense presence that came from years of dealing with everything New York City could throw at him, usually while maintaining both his sanity and his sense of humor. His graying hair was cut short in a style that suggested he'd given up on fashion in favor of practicality, his clothes were the uniform of someone who needed to be ready for anything at any time, and his eyes were sharp with the particular kind of intelligence that came from years of solving problems under pressure.
"What kind of alternative arrangements? Because I've dealt with enough interdepartmental cooperation agreements to know that 'alternative arrangements' usually means someone found a really creative way to interpret the regulations."
"There is a magical district in New York," Aurora explained, her voice taking on the tone of someone who was about to deliver very good news, "where underage magic is permitted under supervision."
The room erupted.
"A magical district?!" Peter's eyes went wide enough to probably qualify as a medical emergency. "Like, an actual magical district? With actual magic happening in actual New York? Where?! How have I lived in New York my entire life and never noticed a magical district?!"
"How big is it?" Gwen asked immediately, her practical mind already working through the implications.
"Is it hidden?" Felicia wanted to know, her expression suggesting she was already calculating the potential entertainment value of a secret magical neighborhood.
"Can we live there?" MJ asked hopefully, her voice carrying the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for discussions of summer vacation and surprise pizza parties.
"Do they have magical pizza?" Ned asked, because when you're dealing with potentially world-changing information, it's important to keep your priorities straight. Felix squeaked what might have been agreement with this line of questioning.
"What about magical bagels?" Harry added, grinning. "Because if we're talking about magical New York food, bagels are definitely part of the conversation."
Phillip Watson, meanwhile, had actually pulled a leather-bound notebook from his jacket pocket and was scribbling notes with the focused intensity of someone who'd just discovered the most fascinating case study in the history of urban planning.
Phillip had that particular Jeff Goldblum quality of seeming to be thinking about seventeen different things simultaneously, all of them fascinating, and somehow managing to make every single thought sound like it was part of a broader theoretical framework that was just beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals. His dark hair was perpetually slightly disheveled in a way that suggested he spent a lot of time running his hands through it while thinking, his clothes had the rumpled elegance of someone who cared about looking presentable but not enough to actually iron anything, and his eyes had the slightly manic gleam of someone whose brain was constantly making connections that other people couldn't see.
"Fascinating," he murmured, his voice taking on that particular Jeff Goldblum cadence that made every observation sound like it was part of a broader philosophical inquiry into the nature of existence itself. "A magical enclave embedded within the urban matrix of Manhattan. Is this structured like Little Italy? More of a hidden Chinatown situation? Or perhaps—oh, this is interesting—an experimental socio-economic microcosm, a la the theoretical frameworks proposed by Jacobs and Lynch in their respective analyses of urban development patterns, but with the added complexity of, uh, actual magic as a governing principle rather than just economic or cultural—"
"Dad," MJ interrupted, covering her face with her hands in the universal gesture of teenagers whose parents were being embarrassing in front of their friends, "please don't try to urban-plan the wizards."
"Why not?" Phillip asked, genuinely puzzled by this objection, his pen pausing mid-scribble. "Urban planning is just applied sociology with better maps. Magic is just... applied physics with better special effects and possibly some principles we haven't discovered yet. There's probably significant overlap in the fundamental—"
"Philip," Madelyn Watson said gently, her voice carrying that particular tone of affectionate exasperation that suggested this was a familiar conversation and she'd developed strategies for managing it.
Madelyn had the kind of elegant, understated beauty that suggested she'd been stunning when she was younger and had aged into something even more impressive—a woman who knew exactly who she was and was completely comfortable with it. Her red hair was a darker, more sophisticated shade than MJ's, pulled back in a style that looked effortlessly polished, and her clothes had the kind of casual elegance that suggested she could transition seamlessly from a parent-teacher conference to a business meeting to a dinner party without missing a beat.
"Maybe save the theoretical framework analysis for after we actually see the place?"
"But the preliminary theoretical framework is crucial for proper observational methodology," Phillip protested, his voice taking on the passionate intensity of someone defending a fundamental principle of scientific inquiry. "If we don't establish our analytical baseline, how can we properly assess the—the integration patterns, the infrastructure adaptations, the sociological implications of—"
"Honey," Madelyn interrupted, reaching over to gently close his notebook, "you're doing the thing again."
"What thing?"
"The thing where you turn everything into a dissertation topic."
Phillip looked down at his notebook, which now had approximately three pages of notes, what appeared to be a rough sketch of a neighborhood layout, several arrows connecting different concepts, and what might have been the beginning of a bibliography.
"Oh," he said, blinking with the kind of surprise that suggested he genuinely hadn't realized he'd been doing it. "The thing."
"The thing," Madelyn confirmed fondly, her smile warm with the kind of affection that came from years of loving someone whose brain worked at approximately twice the speed of normal human conversation.
Walter Hardy, meanwhile, had crossed his arms and was looking at Aurora with the professional assessment of someone who'd spent a career evaluating security systems, threat levels, and the reliability of information provided by authority figures.
"How secure is this district? Are we talking hidden-in-plain-sight secure, where non-magical people just don't notice it, or straight-up invisible secure, where it literally doesn't exist in the same physical space? Because the security implications are completely different depending on which approach we're dealing with."
"Both," McGonagall replied curtly, in the tone of someone who'd been asked this question approximately a thousand times and had learned that the shortest answer was usually the most effective.
"Both?" Walter pressed, his professional curiosity clearly engaged. "That's... actually impressive from a security standpoint. What kind of protocols are we talking about? Perception filters? Cognitive redirects? Physical displacement? Some kind of dimensional pocket situation?"
"Magic," McGonagall said flatly, with the kind of finality that suggested this was as detailed as the explanation was going to get.
Peter lit up like he'd just been plugged into a wall socket and someone had turned the voltage up to eleven. "So it's like a perception filter! Cognitive camouflage! That's—oh my God, that's so cool. How does it work? Is it based on individual psychology or mass psychological manipulation? What about people with enhanced awareness? Or really good observational skills? Or—ooh, what about cameras? Do cameras see it? Or do they just... not? And what about satellite imagery? GPS systems? What happens if someone tries to map the area? And what about—"
"Magic," McGonagall repeated, somehow managing to put even more finality into the word, like she was dropping a verbal anvil on the conversation.
Peter opened his mouth again, clearly prepared to launch into a detailed analysis of the theoretical implications of magically-enhanced urban camouflage, the potential applications for modern surveillance technology, and probably several related topics that would take approximately forty-five minutes to cover thoroughly.
Aurora raised one perfectly arched eyebrow.
Peter's mouth snapped shut so fast his teeth clicked audibly. He continued to vibrate slightly, like a shaken soda bottle with the cap still on, but managed to stay quiet.
"Thank you, Mr. Parker," Aurora said graciously, her tone warm but carrying just enough authority to suggest that while she appreciated intellectual curiosity, there was a time and place for theoretical discussions, and this wasn't it. "Practical applications first. Theoretical metaphysics later."
"When later?" Peter asked hopefully, his voice slightly higher than usual with barely contained enthusiasm. "Like, specific timeframe later? Because I have a lot of questions about theoretical metaphysics. And applied magical physics. And the intersection between magic and technology. And—"
"We've noticed," Gwen said, but her tone was fond rather than exasperated.
"After you've mastered the basics," Aurora continued smoothly, like she hadn't just verbally administered the educational equivalent of a mild sedative to Peter's curiosity spiral. "Within this district are practice facilities, qualified instructors, and resources designed precisely for students like yourselves."
"Instructors?" Gwen leaned forward, her interest clearly piqued by the promise of actual structured education. "As in, actual people who will teach us actual magic? Not just... here's a wand, figure it out and hope nothing explodes?"
"Precisely," Aurora confirmed, looking pleased by the question.
"What kind of instructors?" Harry asked, because even at nine he had developed excellent follow-up questions and a systematic approach to gathering information. "Are they like teachers? Or more like... I don't know, coaches? Personal trainers? Professors?"
"A bit of both," Aurora explained. "Professional magical educators with experience in both theoretical instruction and practical application. Think of them as specialists in magical pedagogy."
"Magical pedagogy," Phillip muttered, already reaching for his notebook again before catching Madelyn's expression and stopping. "That's... that's actually a fascinating concept. The intersection of educational theory and supernatural—"
"Philip," Madelyn said warningly.
"Right. Later," Phillip agreed, though he looked like it was physically painful to table the discussion.
MJ's eyes sparkled with anticipation, her theatrical background clearly kicking in as she imagined the dramatic possibilities. "When do we start? Please tell me it's soon. Please tell me we don't have to wait around being ordinary for weeks while bureaucracy happens."
"This afternoon," Aurora said, with the precise timing of someone who knew exactly what kind of impact that information would have and was prepared to manage the resulting explosion of excitement.
The reaction was immediate, explosive, and loud enough to startle Princess the cat, who had been napping peacefully until thirty seconds ago.
"TODAY?!" Felicia gasped, sitting up straight with the kind of genuine excitement that she usually reserved for particularly successful pranks or unexpectedly good gossip. "Are you serious? Like, actual today? This afternoon today? Not theoretical future today?"
"This afternoon," Aurora confirmed, her smile widening at their enthusiasm.
"The universe is literally obsessed with us," Felicia declared with absolute conviction, grinning like Christmas, her birthday, and the invention of chocolate had all coincided on the same day. "This is the best timeline. We are definitely living in the best possible timeline."
"Or MACUSA just has a really efficient scheduling department," Walter muttered, though he was fighting a smile that suggested he found their excitement more endearing than annoying.
"Same thing," Felicia replied with the kind of unshakeable confidence that suggested she'd decided this was true and no amount of logic would convince her otherwise.
George Leeds, who had been quietly processing the logistical implications with the methodical precision of someone who'd spent years managing complex family schedules, raised his hand like he was in a business meeting.
George had the kind of practical, no-nonsense presence that suggested he'd spent years solving problems, managing resources, and keeping everything running smoothly, usually while everyone around him was panicking about things that had perfectly reasonable solutions if you just thought them through logically. His clothes were neat but not flashy, his expression was alert but calm, and he had the air of someone who'd learned that most crises were just planning failures in disguise.
"What kind of magical transportation?" Helen Leeds asked, with the careful precision of someone who'd spent years managing the practical details of her family's life. "Because if it involves anything that goes faster than a normal car, I need to know now so I can prepare mentally."
"Floo Powder," McGonagall said briskly. "Through the fireplace network."
"Floo Powder?" Ned squeaked. "Like, actual fireplace travel? We're going to travel through fire?"
"Magical fire," Aurora corrected. "Perfectly safe."
"Define perfectly safe," Helen said, her voice taking on that particular parental tone that suggested she was already mentally calculating insurance implications.
"No one has ever been seriously injured using the Floo Network," McGonagall said with professional reassurance.
"What about non-seriously injured?" May asked, because she'd learned to ask follow-up questions when dealing with anything involving teenagers and potential hazards.
"Minor singes. Occasional soot inhalation. The rare case of emerging from the wrong fireplace," McGonagall admitted. "All easily remedied."
"The wrong fireplace?" Ben asked, his voice climbing toward concern. "How wrong are we talking?"
"Different building. Occasionally different neighborhood. Very rarely different city," Aurora said smoothly.
"Different city?" several parents said in unison.
"Very rarely," Aurora emphasized. "And there are protocols in place for such eventualities."
"What kind of protocols?" George Stacy asked, his cop instincts clearly engaged.
"Magical tracking. Immediate location assistance. Emergency transport back to the intended destination," McGonagall rattled off.
"So we might accidentally end up in Cleveland," MJ said thoughtfully.
"Very unlikely," Aurora assured her.
"But possible."
"...Technically possible."
"Cool," MJ said, completely unbothered. "I've always wanted to see Cleveland under mysterious circumstances."
Ben raised his hand with the careful politeness of someone who'd been through approximately fifty parent-teacher conferences and knew how to navigate bureaucratic explanations. "What about safety protocols for the actual magic practice?"
"Proper stance, wand control, containment fields," McGonagall listed briskly, like she was reading from a checklist she'd memorized decades ago.
"Containment fields?" Peter asked, eyes lighting up again. "What kind of containment fields? Energy-based? Physical barriers? Temporal displacement?"
"Magical barriers designed to prevent spells from affecting unintended targets," Aurora explained patiently.
"But what's the theoretical basis—" Peter started.
"Peter," May interrupted gently. "Maybe save some questions for the actual instructors?"
"But these are important questions!" Peter protested. "I need to understand the foundational principles before we start practical application! What if I accidentally—"
"You won't," Gwen said firmly. "You're not going to accidentally anything. You're going to follow directions and be careful and not overthink yourself into a panic attack."
"I don't have panic attacks," Peter said. "I have... heightened awareness responses."
"That's just panic attacks with better branding," MJ observed.
"Emergency procedures?" May asked, because she was constitutionally incapable of not worrying about worst-case scenarios when it came to the safety of teenagers.
"Standard reversals, accident containment, basic magical first aid," Aurora assured her. "Plus immediate access to St. Mungo's—that's our primary magical hospital—should anything more serious occur."
"Which it won't," McGonagall added firmly.
"But if it did," George Stacy said, because he was constitutionally incapable of not thinking through contingency plans.
"It would be handled by trained professionals with decades of experience in magical emergency medicine," Aurora said smoothly.
George nodded approvingly. "Sounds more organized than half the police academy training programs."
"Magic education follows the same principles as any other technical training," McGonagall said with professional pride. "Structure, supervision, safety."
"Plus," Aurora added with a slight smile, "significantly better special effects."
And then—Harry, who had been listening to the entire conversation with that intense focus he brought to everything that mattered, raised his hand tentatively.
"Will I be able to come too?"
The room went completely still.
Every adult head turned toward him. Every teenager stopped mid-fidget. Even Felix the Pygmy Puff seemed to pause in his eternal quest for treats.
Harry's green eyes were earnest and clear, but his voice carried a weight that seemed too mature for his nine-year-old frame—calm, steady, with just a hint of steel underneath the boyishness that suggested he'd already thought through every possible objection and had counter-arguments prepared.
"I know I'm too young for real spells," he continued, his words careful and deliberate. "But I just... I want to see. To understand what they're learning. So I'm ready when it's my turn."
The silence stretched for a moment, filled with the kind of parental mental calculation that happened when a kid asked for something that was simultaneously reasonable and completely unprecedented.
May and Ben exchanged one of those looks that married couples develop after years of wordless communication—half worry, half pride, with a significant component of 'how did we end up with the kind of kid who makes requests like this?'
Aurora hesitated, her diplomatic composure wavering slightly. "Harry, these sessions are specifically calibrated for eleven-year-old magical students. The content, the pace, the expectations..."
"I don't have to do magic," Harry said quickly, his words tumbling out with the kind of earnest intensity that suggested he'd been rehearsing this argument in his head. "I just want to learn what they're learning. Watch how they do it. Listen to the explanations. So when I get my letter, I won't be starting from nothing."
It wasn't a plea or a whine or the kind of manipulative begging kids sometimes tried when they wanted something. It was quiet, determined logic presented with the kind of matter-of-fact confidence that suggested he genuinely couldn't imagine why anyone would object to such a reasonable request.
McGonagall studied him with those sharp eyes that had been evaluating young wizards for decades, her expression thoughtful. "Observation," she said slowly. "Questions. Theory. No hands-on spellcasting."
Harry nodded eagerly. "Just learning. I'm really good at learning."
"Educational exposure could indeed be beneficial," Aurora said, her professional interest clearly piqued. "Early familiarity with magical theory and methodology..."
"Really?!" Harry lit up like he'd just been told Christmas had been moved to next week, his carefully maintained composure cracking to reveal the excited nine-year-old underneath.
"Yes," Aurora confirmed with a warm smile. "You may observe and participate in the theoretical discussions."
Harry's grin could have powered the entire Leaky Cauldron. "This is gonna be the best six weeks ever."
Peter immediately reached over to high-five him, nearly knocking over his own chair in the process. "Told you, dude—you're already one of us."
MJ leaned over to ruffle Harry's already messy hair with genuine affection. "The team wouldn't be complete without you, Kid Lightning."
"Kid Lightning?" Harry asked, grinning.
"You've got the reflexes," MJ said with a shrug. "Plus the hair. It works."
Felicia smirked, examining her nails with satisfied precision. "See? Even the universe agrees you belong with us."
"Or," Walter said dryly, though he was clearly fighting a smile, "two professors just gave up arguing with a nine-year-old who makes better logical arguments than most adults."
"Same thing," Felicia replied with absolute conviction, and this time even McGonagall's lips twitched toward what might have been amusement.
"So," Ned said, clutching Felix and looking around at the group with genuine excitement, "we're all going to learn magic together?"
"Apparently," Gwen said, closing her book and looking more animated than she had all morning.
"This is either going to be amazing," Peter said, bouncing on his toes again, "or we're going to accidentally discover new and creative ways to set things on fire."
"Why not both?" MJ asked cheerfully.
"Both sounds good," Harry agreed, his green eyes bright with anticipation.
As Aurora began organizing the logistics of trunk shrinking and pet transportation, the atmosphere in the room shifted completely. The nervous energy transformed into something else—excitement, anticipation, the kind of electric buzz that happened when a group of people realized they were about to embark on something genuinely extraordinary.
It didn't feel like leaving anymore. It felt like beginning.
Six weeks of training, of learning magic for real, of becoming something more than they'd ever imagined possible. Together.
And Harry—Harry wasn't waiting on the sidelines anymore. He was stepping into the current of magic alongside the rest of them, looking like he'd always belonged there.
Aurora checked her glowing clipboard one final time, her smile radiant with professional satisfaction. "Ready?"
"Ready!" five teenage voices chorused with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for snow days and unexpected pizza.
"And me," Harry added firmly, his voice carrying just enough quiet determination to make it clear this wasn't a request anymore—it was a statement of fact.
Aurora's smile was knowing, warm, and just slightly conspiratorial. "Yes, Harry. And you."
Chapter 14: Chapter 13
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# Several Days Later – Liber Alley
The hot dog cart squatting on the corner of Worth and Church Streets looked like it had been personally victimized by every New York City health inspector since the Carter administration. The umbrella hung at a dejected angle that suggested it had given up on life sometime around the Clinton years, ketchup stains decorated the sides in patterns that could have been abstract art or evidence of culinary crimes against humanity, and the hand-painted menu board looked like someone had started updating it in 1987 and then remembered they had literally anything else to do.
Ben Parker stood with his hands on his hips, staring at the cart with the expression of a man who'd been promised magical wonders and was currently looking at what appeared to be a mobile grease distribution center with delusions of grandeur. His usual warmth was temporarily overshadowed by practical skepticism, his khakis and button-down shirt making him look like the kind of responsible adult who read consumer reports before making any purchase larger than a sandwich.
"Aurora," he said with the patient tone of someone who'd spent years managing teenagers and had developed immunity to disappointment, "I've got to be honest here—this looks less like the gateway to magical New York and more like a cholesterol delivery system with commitment issues."
May Parker nudged him with her elbow, her maternal energy crackling with fond exasperation as she adjusted the strap of her practical shoulder bag. Her dark hair was pulled back in a messy bun that somehow looked effortlessly stylish, and her jeans-and-sweater combination managed to look both comfortable and put-together in that way that suggested she'd mastered the art of looking good while being prepared for anything.
"Ben, honey, we've seen moving staircases and talking paintings in the past week," she said with the voice of someone who'd learned to roll with increasingly impossible circumstances. "I think we can manage a suspicious hot dog cart."
Harry Potter-Parker stood between them, his emerald green eyes sparkling with the kind of mischievous curiosity that would have made James Potter proud. At nine years old, he'd grown into his height just enough that his limbs didn't look completely out of proportion, but he still moved with that loose-limbed ease that suggested he wasn't entirely sure where all his joints were supposed to go at any given moment. His dark hair fell across his forehead in artfully tousled waves that looked effortless but probably took actual effort to achieve, and the baseball cap pulled low over his features couldn't quite hide the lightning bolt scar that had made him famous in a world he was only just beginning to understand.
"I dunno, Dad," Harry said with that particular mix of boyish charm and underlying steel that made simple observations sound profound, "we've seen magic hiding in some pretty weird disguises. A sketchy hot dog cart feels about right for New York. It's like... authentically suspicious."
His voice was starting to carry that slightly deeper tone that suggested he was hitting one of those growth spurts where kids started sounding almost like the adults they'd eventually become, and there was something in his posture—straight-backed but relaxed, alert but not tense—that suggested natural leadership qualities that were still developing but definitely present.
Peter Parker was practically vibrating with excitement, his energy so intense it seemed to create its own gravitational field. His brown hair was doing that impossible thing where it stuck up in twelve different directions despite his obvious attempts to tame it with what appeared to be an entire bottle of styling gel, and his clothes looked like he'd gotten dressed while bouncing on a trampoline. He clutched his phone like it was a sacred relic, already angling for the perfect shot of what might be the most mundane magical entrance in history.
"Okay, but seriously though," Peter said, his words tumbling out with the rapid-fire intensity of someone whose brain was operating at approximately twice the speed of normal human conversation, "what's the password situation here? Are we talking about something cool and mysterious like 'flame-broiled freedom dogs' or 'liberty with a side of mustard' or maybe something totally normal like 'I'll take a hot dog with everything' but you have to say it in a specific magical tone that—"
"Peter," Gwen Stacy interrupted, looking up from her notebook where she'd been systematically documenting every detail of their magical education experience with the methodical thoroughness of someone who planned to write the definitive guide to American magical institutions, "maybe let the professionals handle the secret password situation before you accidentally trigger some kind of magical security system by overthinking it?"
Gwen had that particular combination of intelligence, competence, and barely contained amusement that made her seem older than her fifteen years without losing any of her essential teenager-ness. Her blonde hair was pulled back in a practical ponytail that somehow still looked polished, her clothes were the kind of casually put-together combination that suggested she'd figured out how to look effortlessly stylish, and she had a way of delivering observations that were simultaneously gentle and devastatingly accurate.
"I'm not overthinking it," Peter protested, his voice climbing toward that higher register that suggested his anxiety levels were approaching critical mass. "I'm just trying to understand the underlying systematic approaches to magical security protocols so that I don't accidentally—"
"You're definitely overthinking it," MJ Watson said without looking up from her sketchbook, where she appeared to be drawing the hot dog cart with artistic precision that somehow made it look both exactly accurate and infinitely more interesting than it actually was.
MJ had an intensity that suggested she saw the world in colors and compositions that other people missed entirely. Her copper-red hair caught the late morning sunlight like spun fire, her sharp green eyes tracked every detail with artistic precision, and she moved with the controlled grace of someone who'd spent years in dance classes and theater rehearsals but had never lost the essential restless energy that drove her creativity.
"It's just a hot dog cart, Parker," she continued with fond exasperation. "Sometimes the most obvious answer is the actual answer, no matter how much your brain wants to complicate it with theoretical frameworks and systematic analysis."
Ned Leeds bounced on his toes with enthusiasm, clutching Felix the Pygmy Puff against his shoulder like a furry purple stress ball that occasionally squeaked encouragement. His round face was bright with excitement, his dark hair looked like he'd been running his hands through it while thinking about something fascinating, and his entire demeanor radiated the kind of infectious joy that made everyone around him want to smile.
"But what if it's both obvious and complicated?" Ned asked with genuine curiosity, because Ned had never met a concept he didn't want to understand from at least six different angles. "Like, what if the password is something totally normal that sounds innocent to regular people, but it's actually encoded with magical significance that triggers the entrance mechanism? That would be brilliant from a security standpoint and also totally in keeping with the whole 'hiding in plain sight' thing that magic seems to love."
Felix squeaked what might have been agreement, or possibly a request for treats, or perhaps commentary on the philosophical implications of dual-purpose communication systems. With Pygmy Puffs, Ned had learned, it was often all three simultaneously.
Felicia Hardy examined her perfectly manicured nails with confidence, her platinum-blonde hair falling in effortless waves that somehow managed to look like she'd just stepped off a magazine cover despite spending the morning walking through Manhattan. Her blue eyes sparkled with the kind of mischief that suggested she was always three steps ahead of whatever conversation was happening around her, and she had that particular quality of making everything she did look like it had been choreographed by someone who understood that life was supposed to be entertaining.
"Honestly," she said with that musical voice that made even casual observations sound like they belonged in a sophisticated rom-com, "you're all overthinking this. Magic wants to be discovered by the right people at the right time. The universe is probably arranging this entire situation for maximum dramatic impact and optimal timing."
She gestured elegantly at the hot dog cart with the kind of casual gesture that somehow made suspicious street food look like it was part of an elaborate performance art piece.
"Plus, I've got a really good feeling about this," she added with the serene confidence of someone whose cosmic relationship with favorable circumstances had never let her down. "The universe has been consistently excellent at providing exactly what we need exactly when we need it. I trust the process."
Aurora Sinclair swept forward with authority, her robes somehow managing to look both traditionally magical and perfectly adapted to Manhattan street fashion. Her silver hair was arranged with the kind of effortless elegance that suggested a professional styling team, her posture radiated confidence and competence, and she moved with the theatrical presence of someone who could make reading the phone book sound like the opening keynote at a major international conference.
"Magic," Aurora announced with the kind of dramatic timing that suggested she'd been waiting for exactly this moment to make exactly this point, "thrives under camouflage. The more mundane and unremarkable the exterior, the more extraordinary the reality it conceals. Non-magicals see what they expect to see, and absolutely no one expects transcendence behind a hot dog cart with questionable health inspection ratings."
She approached the cart with the confidence of someone who'd done this exact thing approximately a thousand times and found it entertaining every single time. The vendor—who had cultivated the very definition of "generic New Yorker" in a Yankees cap, faded jeans, and the kind of aggressive ordinariness that was almost certainly too perfect to be real—looked up with practiced customer service indifference.
Aurora placed her order with ceremonial gravity: "Two everything bagels with a side of wonder, please."
The vendor didn't even blink, his expression remaining perfectly neutral as he replied, "You want that wonder to go, or you dining in today?"
"Dining in," Aurora confirmed with the solemnity of someone confirming arrangements for a state dinner.
The hot dog cart promptly folded in on itself with the smooth, physics-defying grace of origami performed by someone who'd never heard of the limitations of three-dimensional space and wasn't particularly concerned about learning them now. Metal and canvas rearranged themselves in patterns that definitely shouldn't have been possible, revealing a narrow alley lined with brick buildings that absolutely hadn't been there thirty seconds earlier.
Harry's grin spread across his face with slow, delighted wonder, his emerald eyes lighting up with the kind of genuine amazement that made him look exactly like the nine-year-old he was underneath all that premature wisdom and unconscious leadership presence.
"Okay, that's significantly cooler than a brick wall rearranging itself," he said with obvious appreciation for dramatic magical reveals. "More style, better special effects, and probably higher property values."
"Much more New York," MJ agreed, studying the revealed magical architecture with artist's appreciation for the way it managed to look both ancient and completely integrated into the Manhattan urban landscape. Her sharp eyes tracked the impossible geometry with the kind of systematic attention she usually reserved for particularly challenging sketching subjects.
"It's like someone took Diagon Alley and gave it a local accent," she continued, already pulling out her sketchbook to capture the architectural impossibilities. "Same basic concept, but with American magical sensibilities and probably better customer service policies."
Peter was already photographing everything with manic enthusiasm, his restless energy completely unleashed as he documented what was clearly going to be the most educationally significant photo series in the history of his phone's memory storage.
"Oh my God, do you see this?" he said, his voice cracking slightly with excitement as he pointed his camera at a shop window that appeared to contain significantly more interior space than the building's exterior dimensions should have allowed. "The spatial geometry here is completely impossible! Those windows are displaying merchandise in like four different dimensional planes simultaneously! How is that even—I mean, what kind of mathematical framework would you need to—this is like applied theoretical physics with better marketing!"
Gwen looked up from her notebook, where she'd been taking systematic notes about magical urban planning with the methodical precision of someone who planned to understand every aspect of this experience well enough to write a comprehensive analysis later.
"Question," she said with directness, pointing toward a shop where the awning appeared to be folded into an infinity symbol while somehow still providing normal weather protection, "do building inspectors just... not see this stuff? Or is there some kind of magical building code that governs impossible architecture? Because I'm pretty sure that fire escape is defying at least three different laws of physics."
Phillip Watson had already pulled out his leather notebook and was scribbling observations with intensity, his rapid-fire analytical mind clearly trying to process the intersection of magical theory and urban planning principles. His dark hair was even more disheveled than usual, his clothes had that rumpled elegance of someone who'd been thinking too hard to worry about ironing, and his eyes had that slightly manic gleam that suggested he was making connections faster than he could write them down.
"Fascinating," he murmured, his voice taking on that distinctive cadence that made every observation sound like it was part of a broader philosophical inquiry into the nature of existence itself, "absolutely fascinating. We're looking at a magical enclave that's been, uh, systematically integrated into the existing urban infrastructure. This represents a completely different approach to magical community organization than what we observed in London—less medieval isolation, more adaptive integration with contemporary municipal systems."
He gestured wildly with his pen, nearly poking Madelyn in the process.
"The implications for magical sociology are extraordinary," he continued, his enthusiasm building with each word. "We're talking about a magical community that's chosen assimilation over separation, practical accessibility over atmospheric intimidation. This could represent a fundamental difference in magical cultural values between British and American magical—"
"Honey," Madelyn Watson interrupted with warmth, her red hair catching the light as she gently closed his notebook before he could disappear completely into theoretical framework development, "maybe experience the magical neighborhood before you start writing your dissertation about it?"
Madelyn had that particular elegance that suggested she'd been stunning when she was younger and had aged into something even more impressive—a woman who knew exactly who she was and was completely comfortable with it. Her sophisticated beauty was matched by practical intelligence and the kind of patient humor that came from years of managing brilliant people who sometimes forgot to live in the real world while they were busy analyzing it.
"But the preliminary theoretical framework is crucial for proper observational methodology," Phillip protested, his voice taking on the passionate intensity of someone defending a fundamental principle of scientific inquiry. "If we don't establish our analytical baseline, how can we properly assess the sociocultural integration patterns and infrastructural adaptation strategies—"
"Philip," Madelyn said with gentle but firm authority, reaching over to take his pen away with the practiced efficiency of someone who'd been through this exact conversation many times before, "notebook down. Experience first, analysis second."
"But what if I forget important observational details while we're—"
"You won't," she said with the absolute confidence of someone who'd been married to a brilliant, obsessive academic for years and knew exactly how his memory worked. "You never forget anything that interests you. And this clearly interests you very much."
Felicia smirked with satisfaction, her lucky intuition apparently extending to predicting family dynamics as well as favorable circumstances.
"I like their relationship," she said with obvious approval. "Very balanced. He does the overthinking, she does the reality management. It's like a perfectly coordinated dance where one person provides the academic intensity and the other person makes sure they don't walk into traffic while contemplating theoretical frameworks."
Walter Hardy crossed his arms and surveyed the magical alley with intensity, his security consultant instincts clearly engaged by the sophisticated camouflage and integration systems they were witnessing. His dark hair was streaked with silver in a way that made him look distinguished rather than old, his clothes were casual but somehow still looked tactical, and his eyes had that sharp, assessing quality that came from years of evaluating potential threats and security vulnerabilities.
"Impressive operational security," he said with professional appreciation for well-executed concealment strategies. "The integration with existing urban infrastructure is seamless. Non-magical foot traffic probably flows right past this location without any conscious awareness of anomalous activity."
He paused, studying a shop where the door appeared to be opening into a space that was definitely larger than the building it was attached to.
"Though I have questions about structural engineering oversight," he continued with characteristic attention to potential safety concerns. "Some of these architectural modifications seem to push the boundaries of what's physically sustainable, even with magical enhancement."
George Stacy nodded with practicality, his cop instincts clearly appreciating both the security benefits and the potential regulatory complications of magical urban development.
"Yeah, but look at the crowd management," he said, gesturing toward the way foot traffic seemed to flow through the narrow alley with impossible efficiency despite there being far more people than the space should have been able to accommodate. "No congestion, no bottlenecks, everybody gets where they're going without stepping on each other. I've seen subway stations with worse pedestrian flow during rush hour."
George had that weathered, no-nonsense presence that came from years of dealing with everything New York City could throw at him while maintaining both his sanity and his sense of humor. His Brooklyn accent added an edge to his observations that suggested he'd seen enough weird stuff in his career that magical urban planning was just another interesting problem to be understood and managed.
"Plus the vendor coordination is remarkable," he continued, watching a series of magical food carts serve customers with supernatural efficiency. "Look at that—six different merchants operating in overlapping spaces without any conflicts or confusion. That's better logistics than most police precincts manage."
George Leeds stood next to his wife with practical skepticism, his engineering background clearly struggling to process architectural impossibilities that violated every principle of structural integrity he'd ever learned.
"Okay, but how is any of this up to code?" he asked with the resigned tone of someone who'd spent years working within regulatory frameworks and couldn't turn off his professional concern for safety standards even in obviously magical contexts. "I mean, forget the magical aspects for a minute—some of these buildings appear to be supporting significantly more weight than their foundations should be able to handle. What happens during earthquake? Hurricane? Basic settling?"
His accent carried that particular quality of making practical questions sound like he was simultaneously exasperated by human inefficiency and grudgingly impressed by creative problem-solving.
"And don't even get me started on the electrical systems," he continued, pointing toward what appeared to be magical lighting that operated without any visible power source. "Where's the main electrical feed? Backup generators? Emergency lighting? Fire suppression systems that actually work with magical fire instead of just regular fire?"
Helen Leeds patted her husband's arm with affection, her expression carrying that particular combination of fond exasperation and genuine love that came from years of being married to someone whose brain was perpetually concerned with practical details that other people never thought to worry about.
"Honey," she said with her distinctive Ali Wong delivery that made even gentle corrections sound like perfectly timed comedy, "you're trying to apply normal building standards to a magical shopping district. It's like trying to use a calculator to measure love—the tools don't match the subject matter."
Helen had that particular maternal energy that suggested she could manage a household, a career, and a family crisis simultaneously while making it all look effortless and entertaining. Her practical intelligence was matched by a sense of humor that had been tested by years of marriage and parenthood and had emerged stronger and more razor-sharp than ever.
"Besides," she continued with that perfectly timed pause that suggested years of experience with comedic delivery, "if magical people have been doing this for centuries without major structural disasters, they probably know something about magical engineering that's not covered in your textbooks."
"That's what I'm worried about," George muttered, but he was fighting a smile that suggested he found his wife's logic both annoying and ultimately convincing.
Ned had already managed to collect approximately seventeen different pamphlets from various merchants, his enthusiasm completely unleashed as he discovered that magical customer service included comprehensive educational materials about every product and service available.
"Guys, guys, look at this," he said, holding up a brochure that appeared to be advertising magical orthodontic services, "they have braces that adjust themselves overnight based on optimal bite alignment algorithms! And look—" He produced another pamphlet with flourish. "Magical pet grooming that includes personality enhancement treatments! Felix could become even more awesome than he already is!"
Felix, perched on Ned's shoulder, squeaked what sounded like enthusiastic agreement, or possibly a demand for treats, or perhaps commentary on the commercialization of magical creature aesthetics. With Pygmy Puffs, the three options were often indistinguishable.
"Ned," Harry said with fond exasperation, tugging his baseball cap lower to make sure his scar remained hidden, "Felix is already perfect exactly the way he is. He doesn't need personality enhancement treatments. He's got plenty of personality."
"But what if he could have even more personality?" Ned asked with the kind of sincere curiosity that made ridiculous questions sound almost reasonable. "Like, what if there are aspects of his natural Pygmy Puff potential that we haven't discovered yet because he's been operating within normal personality parameters?"
Harry's emerald eyes sparkled with mischief as he considered this possibility with mock seriousness. "You're right. Felix might be secretly harboring untapped comedic genius or hidden philosophical insights. We should definitely investigate magical personality enhancement for essential educational purposes."
"Exactly!" Ned said with triumph, completely missing the gentle mockery in Harry's tone. "This is important research!"
MJ looked up from her sketchbook with skepticism, one perfectly arched eyebrow conveying volumes about her opinion of magical pet personality modification.
"Or," she said with that particular MJ delivery that made common sense sound revolutionary, "we could let Felix be Felix and focus on the fact that we're standing in the middle of a magical shopping district that probably has more interesting things to offer than cosmetic improvements for already-perfect pets."
Liber Alley stretched ahead of them with distinctly American magical sensibilities that managed to be both familiar and completely extraordinary. Where Diagon Alley had been all ancient stones and medieval atmosphere, Liber Alley looked like someone had taken a perfectly normal New York side street and systematically upgraded every single element with thoughtful magical improvements that prioritized function and style in equal measure.
The buildings were classic Manhattan—brownstones and brick, fire escapes and storefronts—but enhanced with architectural details that definitely weren't included in standard construction codes. Fire escapes moved like steel vines, adjusting their positions to provide optimal access while somehow looking completely natural. Window displays contained more space than the windows themselves should have been able to hold, showcasing magical goods with the kind of sophisticated marketing that suggested centuries of experience with American consumer culture and competitive retail environments.
Street vendors sold magical newspapers that updated their headlines in real time, coffee that maintained perfect drinking temperature indefinitely, and what appeared to be hot dogs that actually were magical—floating condiment stations that responded to customer preferences and buns that toasted themselves to individual specifications without any visible heat source.
"It's like if SoHo had been designed by wizards with graduate degrees in urban planning and customer experience optimization," Felicia observed with obvious appreciation for the aesthetic upgrades, her Milly Alcock confidence extending to architectural criticism with sophisticated marketing analysis.
"With significantly better customer service," Walter noted, watching a magical vendor efficiently serve six customers simultaneously through what appeared to be carefully coordinated multitasking spells that would have made any McDonald's manager weep with envy.
"And probably better health inspection ratings," May added, watching a food cart clean itself with magical efficiency that made normal restaurant sanitation procedures look primitive and time-consuming.
The group moved down the alley with systematic exploration that characterized their approach to any new environment. Peter documented everything with photos and rapid-fire observations, his energy making him look like a tourist on his first visit to Times Square but with significantly better scientific methodology. MJ sketched architectural details in her notebook with artistic precision, capturing impossible geometries with the kind of casual skill that made it look effortless. Gwen asked practical questions about municipal planning and magical infrastructure with intelligence, her systematic mind working through the implications of magical integration with existing city services.
Ned collected what appeared to be every available pamphlet about local magical services, his enthusiasm making him the unofficial documentation specialist for consumer resources and educational opportunities. Felicia somehow managed to look perfectly at home despite this being her first visit to any magical shopping district, her confidence extending to navigating impossible spaces with the kind of natural grace that suggested the universe had specifically arranged the architecture for her convenience.
Harry walked in the middle of the group with his hood up and baseball cap pulled low, but his emerald green eyes were bright with curiosity as he took in every detail of what was essentially his first real introduction to magical commerce in America. Despite his protective disguise, his natural leadership qualities were evident in the way he unconsciously coordinated the group's movement, making sure everyone stayed together while somehow managing not to look like he was taking charge.
"This feels different from Diagon Alley," he said with that particular Harry insight that cut through surface details to essential differences, his voice carrying just enough volume to include everyone in the observation. "Less intimidating. More... welcoming, I guess. Like it wants you to feel comfortable instead of impressed."
"That's exactly right," Aurora said with approval, her theatrical presence somehow making the educational moment feel like a masterclass in comparative magical sociology. "British magical architecture emphasizes tradition and historical continuity. American magical spaces prioritize accessibility and practical innovation. Different cultural values, different design philosophies."
"Plus," Ben added with warmth, his paternal instincts clearly pleased by the institutional competence the magical district projected, "this looks like a place that's designed to serve a community rather than intimidate newcomers. I appreciate that in any educational environment."
As they continued down the alley, the sounds around them created a symphony of productive magical activity—focused conversations about spell theory, the controlled discharge of practice magic, patient explanations of complex concepts, and the general atmosphere of learning happening at a comfortable pace that suggested real education rather than academic intimidation.
"The training facility," Aurora announced with theatrical timing, gesturing toward a building that managed to look both completely ordinary and subtly extraordinary, "is just ahead."
The Liber Institute of Practical Magic rose solid and welcoming, all red brick and wide windows that showed glimpses of activities inside. The building had the kind of substantial, confident presence that suggested serious educational purposes combined with American accessibility—more prep academy than medieval fortress, with clear signage, obvious entrances, and architectural features that prioritized function over atmospheric intimidation.
"Now that," Ben said with satisfaction, his warm smile indicating genuine approval, "looks like a place where teaching actually matters more than tradition."
May nodded with practical assessment, her protective instincts clearly pleased by what appeared to be a genuinely supportive educational environment.
"It looks professional without being pretentious," she said with the voice of someone who'd evaluated plenty of schools and knew the difference between institutions that cared about students and institutions that cared about their own reputation. "Like they're more interested in helping kids learn than in maintaining some kind of mystical atmosphere."
Inside the building, they could hear the sounds of real learning happening—patient lectures delivered with obvious expertise, the controlled thrum of magical energy being directed with precision and safety, comfortable conversations between instructors and students, and the general atmosphere of an educational environment where curiosity was encouraged and mistakes were treated as learning opportunities rather than failures.
Peter was practically vibrating with excitement, his entire body language suggesting he was approximately three seconds away from spontaneous combustion due to excessive enthusiasm.
"This is going to be incredible," he said, his voice cracking slightly as he bounced on his toes with barely contained energy. "I mean, actual magic lessons! With qualified instructors! And proper safety protocols! And systematic curriculum development! And probably actual textbooks that don't burst into flames when you open them!"
Gwen looked up from her notebook with amusement, her practical intelligence clearly appreciating Peter's enthusiasm while also recognizing the need for someone to maintain perspective.
"Peter," she said with fond exasperation, "try to contain your excitement until we actually get inside. I don't want to explain to the magical paramedics why our friend spontaneously combusted from anticipation before we even started classes."
"I'm not going to spontaneously combust," Peter protested, his gestures becoming more animated as his excitement increased. "I'm just expressing appropriate enthusiasm for unprecedented educational opportunities! This is like... like Christmas morning and the first day of school and winning the science fair all happening simultaneously!"
MJ grinned with artistic appreciation for dramatic declarations, her sharp eyes sparkling with mischief.
"Peter," she said with that particular MJ delivery that made observations sound like perfectly timed punchlines, "you realize you just compared magic school to winning a science fair, right? That's probably the most Peter Parker thing anyone has ever said in the history of Peter Parker things."
Ned laughed with delight, Felix squeaking what might have been agreement from his shoulder perch.
"I give him two hours before he tries to apply scientific methodology to spell casting," Ned said with the confidence of someone who'd been observing Peter's approaches to new subjects for months and could predict his patterns with impressive accuracy.
"Two hours?" Felicia asked with skepticism, examining her nails with casual precision. "I give him twenty minutes. Maybe less if they start with anything that involves measurable energy output."
Harry grinned with charm, his emerald eyes bright with anticipation and genuine affection for his friends' predictable quirks.
"Why not both?" he asked with that particular Harry logic that made complicated situations seem simple and obvious. "Peter can apply scientific methodology to magic, and magic can probably improve scientific methodology. Win-win situation."
Aurora placed her hand on the building's entrance with theatrical timing, her elegant presence making the moment feel ceremonial and significant.
"Ready?" she asked, though her tone suggested she already knew the answer and was simply allowing them the satisfaction of confirming their enthusiasm.
"More than ready," Peter said, his energy reaching what appeared to be maximum sustainable levels. "I've never been more ready for anything in my entire life. Well, okay, maybe that time the new Marvel movie came out and I'd been waiting for like eight months, but this is definitely close. This might actually be better than Marvel movies. Is that possible? Can real life be better than Marvel movies?"
"We're about to find out," Harry said with confidence, pushing his hood back just enough to reveal those remarkable emerald eyes blazing with excitement and anticipation. "This is going to be the best six weeks ever."
Gwen closed her notebook with decisiveness, her systematic documentation temporarily suspended in favor of actually experiencing the moment they'd all been preparing for.
"Alright," she said with practical enthusiasm that matched her methodical approach to new experiences, "let's go learn some magic."
MJ tucked her sketchbook away with artistic satisfaction, her creative instincts clearly excited about the visual and conceptual possibilities of magical education.
"Finally," she said with that particular MJ intensity that made simple statements sound like profound artistic declarations. "Time to see what we're actually capable of."
Ned clutched his pamphlet collection with determination, Felix squeaking encouragement from his shoulder perch.
"This is going to be legendary," he declared with absolute conviction. "Like, historically legendary. Future generations are going to write epic songs about this exact moment."
Felicia smirked with confidence, her lucky intuition clearly suggesting favorable outcomes for their educational adventure.
"I give us two hours before someone accidentally discovers a new type of magic," she said with serene certainty. "The universe loves overachievers, and we're definitely overachievers."
And with that prediction hanging in the air like a challenge and a promise, they stepped through the doors of the Liber Institute of Practical Magic—five teenagers, one nine-year-old, and a collection of adults who'd somehow found themselves responsible for shepherding the next generation of magical education into existence.
The adventure was just beginning, and if their track record was any indication, it was going to be absolutely extraordinary.
Chapter 15: Chapter 14
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The interior of the Liber Institute managed to look both impressively professional and surprisingly welcoming—like someone had taken the best elements of a prep school library, a modern laboratory, and a comfortable community center, then enhanced everything with thoughtful magical improvements that prioritized function over flash. The entrance hall featured polished hardwood floors that seemed to absorb sound rather than echo it, walls lined with portraits that stayed perfectly still like normal paintings (which was somehow more reassuring than talking ones), and comfortable seating areas arranged around what appeared to be a reception desk staffed by actual human beings rather than magical creatures with attitude problems.
The lighting was warm and natural, coming from windows that seemed larger on the inside than they should have been based on the building's exterior, supplemented by what might have been magical enhancement but felt completely organic. The overall effect was of a place designed by people who understood that learning happened best in environments where students felt safe, comfortable, and respected rather than intimidated.
"Now this," Ben said with that particular warmth that made even casual observations sound like profound wisdom about the human condition, "looks like a place where education is the actual priority. You can tell they've thought about every detail—the lighting, the acoustics, even the way the furniture's arranged. This is what happens when people who actually care about kids design a school."
He gestured broadly with the kind of paternal pride that suggested he was already mentally enrolling Peter in advanced courses.
"Look at those study areas—they're not trying to intimidate anyone. They're saying 'come sit down, let's figure this out together.' That's real education right there."
May nodded with that blend of protective maternal instinct and practical New York assessment, her sharp eyes cataloging every safety feature and comfort consideration with the thoroughness of someone who'd spent years evaluating environments for their potential impact on teenage wellbeing.
"Professional without being intimidating," she observed, her voice carrying that particular mixture of relief and approval that suggested her protective radar had found no immediate threats. "Like they understand that good teaching matters more than impressive special effects. Peter, look at how organized everything is—you're going to love this place."
Peter, bouncing slightly on his toes with that restless energy that seemed to power him through pure enthusiasm mixed with barely contained nervous excitement, was already cataloging architectural details with scientific precision.
"The acoustic dampening is incredible," he said with rapid-fire intensity that suggested his brain was processing multiple fascinations simultaneously. "And did you notice how the windows seem bigger inside than outside? That's got to be some kind of spatial manipulation charm, right? But implemented so subtly that it feels completely natural instead of disorienting. That's seriously advanced magical architecture!"
A woman approached them with the kind of professional warmth that suggested years of experience welcoming nervous families to magical education, and immediately radiated a magnetism that made even formal introductions feel like friendly conversations. She appeared to be in her forties, with silver-streaked brown hair pulled back in a practical style, wearing robes that somehow managed to look both traditionally magical and completely contemporary. Her smile was genuine rather than rehearsed, and she moved with the confident grace of someone who was genuinely passionate about her work.
"Good morning," she said, her voice carrying a slight New England accent that made her sound both authoritative and approachable, with that particular warmth that suggested she genuinely enjoyed meeting new students and their families. "I'm Professor Diana Marshall, Director of Student Services. You must be our exchange students and their families."
Aurora stepped forward with theatrical efficiency that could make even casual introductions feel like significant diplomatic occasions, her presence somehow elevating the entire interaction to the level of ceremonial importance.
"Professor Marshall," she said with diplomatic grace that suggested years of managing complex international educational arrangements, "may I present our American students: Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Ned Leeds, Gwen Stacy, and Felicia Hardy. Along with their families, and young Harry Parker, who will be observing today's sessions."
Harry stepped forward with a particular combination of natural confidence and genuine humility that made him seem both older and younger than his nine years, his emerald green eyes bright with curiosity and anticipation.
"Thank you for letting me observe, Professor Marshall," he said with careful politeness that didn't quite hide his excitement about finally getting to see structured magical education in action. "I know it's unusual for someone who's not officially enrolled yet, but I really want to understand how proper magical instruction works."
Professor Marshall's sharp eyes swept over the group with professional assessment that missed nothing—nervous energy, excited anticipation, protective family dynamics, and one carefully disguised nine-year-old whose presence clearly required special consideration. When her gaze settled on Harry, her expression showed both understanding and gentle amusement.
"Not unusual at all, Mr. Parker," she said with warmth that made special accommodations feel like standard procedure rather than extraordinary measures. "We believe understanding magical education helps everyone make better decisions about their future studies. Welcome to the Liber Institute."
Peter's hand shot up so fast it probably qualified as its own form of kinetic energy, his enthusiasm making him look like he'd been storing questions under pressure and was now experiencing system overflow.
"How do the safety protocols work for beginners?" he asked, his words tumbling out with that particular Tom rapid-fire intensity that suggested this had been his primary concern since approximately the moment he'd learned magic existed. "Like, what kind of containment systems are in place for accidental spell discharge? Are there magical emergency procedures? Spell reversal protocols? What happens if someone's wand malfunctions? Is there a magical first aid station? Are instructors trained in emergency magical medicine? What about protective charms on the building itself? Are there automatic magical fire suppression systems? Do you have backup power sources for essential safety systems?"
"Peter," May said with gentle amusement, reaching over to pat his shoulder with maternal fondness, "maybe let her answer the first ten questions before you ask the next twenty."
"But these are important safety considerations!" Peter protested, his scientific mind clearly unable to shut down the risk assessment process once it had begun. "I mean, we're talking about manipulating fundamental forces of reality here. The potential for catastrophic failure—"
"Is exactly why," Professor Marshall interrupted with a laugh that made even anxious students feel better, "all excellent concerns that demonstrate appropriate respect for magical safety. We'll cover comprehensive safety protocols during orientation, but I can assure you that student welfare is our absolute first priority."
She paused, studying Peter with the kind of experienced educator recognition that suggested she'd dealt with many scientifically-minded students who approached magic with systematic concern about potential hazards.
"You know what? Since safety is clearly important to you, would you like me to start with a quick overview of our emergency procedures? Sometimes it helps anxious students focus better when they understand the safety framework first."
Peter's entire face lit up with gratitude and relief, his nervous energy shifting from anxiety to genuine excitement about systematic safety planning.
"Really? You'd do that? That would be amazing! I mean, I know I probably seem paranoid, but when you're dealing with forces that can literally alter reality—"
"Paranoid is just another word for properly prepared," Professor Marshall said with approval that made Peter stand up straighter. "We have seventeen different safety systems operating simultaneously during student practice sessions, plus emergency protocols for approximately forty-three different types of magical accidents, and instructor training that includes both theoretical magical theory and practical emergency response."
"Seventeen safety systems," Peter repeated with wonder, his anxiety visibly decreasing as the information sank in. "And forty-three different emergency protocols. That's... that's actually incredibly thorough."
Ben leaned over with paternal pride that radiated a warmth that made even casual observations feel significant.
"See, Pete? These people know what they're doing. They've thought through everything you're worried about and then some."
"Plus about twenty things you haven't thought to worry about yet," Professor Marshall added with gentle humor that suggested decades of experience with student safety concerns.
"Oh," Peter said, looking both relieved and slightly disappointed that his comprehensive anxiety hadn't uncovered any overlooked safety gaps. "That's... actually really reassuring."
Gwen looked up from the notebook she'd somehow managed to extract and organize in the thirty seconds since they'd walked in, her Emma Stone systematic curiosity clearly working through the practical implications of magical education logistics.
"What's the structure for today's sessions?" she asked with methodical precision that suggested she needed to understand the framework before she could properly engage with the content. "Are we talking about theoretical introduction, practical demonstration, hands-on practice, or some combination? Because our preparation approach should probably match the instructional methodology, and I'd like to organize my notes accordingly."
She held up her notebook, which already contained what appeared to be a comprehensive outline format with sections for theory, practice, observations, and questions.
"I may have... pre-organized my note-taking system," she admitted with slight embarrassment that didn't quite hide her pride in thorough preparation.
Professor Marshall's expression showed obvious approval for the question and the preparation, suggesting she appreciated students who thought systematically about learning processes.
"Combination approach," she confirmed with professional satisfaction that made Gwen's organizational instincts feel validated rather than excessive. "We'll begin with theoretical foundation—basic principles of magical energy, wand compatibility, spell structure. Then controlled demonstration with instructor supervision. Finally, carefully monitored practical application of fundamental techniques."
"So theory, demo, practice," Gwen said, already updating her note-taking format with satisfied efficiency. "That's perfect. I can adjust my organizational system to match the lesson structure."
"Fundamental techniques like what?" MJ asked with that particular blend of artistic curiosity and sharp intelligence, her keen eyes already tracking the creative possibilities of whatever they were about to learn. "Are we talking about dramatic magical effects, or more like... magical fundamentals that build toward more complex applications?"
Her voice carried that particular MJ combination of genuine interest and slight skepticism that suggested she was simultaneously excited about magical possibilities and protective of realistic expectations.
"Levitation charm," Professor Marshall replied with calm authority that made potentially intimidating magical concepts sound manageable. "Simple object animation. Basic illumination spell. Nothing dramatic, but essential building blocks for all subsequent magical education."
"Building blocks," MJ repeated with artistic appreciation for systematic skill development. "I like that. Like learning basic drawing techniques before you attempt portraits, or understanding color theory before you start mixing complex palettes."
"Exactly that analogy," Professor Marshall confirmed. "Magic is like any other complex skill set—master the fundamentals first, then build toward advanced applications."
"Levitation," Ned repeated with a wonder that made him sound like he was witnessing minor miracles on a regular basis, clutching Felix protectively while his eyes went wide with amazement. "Like, actual levitation? Making things float in the air with magic? That's... that's basically telekinesis! We're going to learn magical telekinesis!"
Felix squeaked what might have been excitement, agreement, or a demand for treats that could also fly. With Pygmy Puffs, the three options were often indistinguishable.
"Magical telekinesis," Ned continued with building enthusiasm that made his voice crack slightly. "Do you realize how cool that is? I mean, people have been dreaming about telekinesis for centuries, and we're just going to... learn it. In a classroom. With proper instruction. This is the best day ever."
George Leeds, standing behind his son with an expression of paternal pride mixed with gentle bewilderment at his child's enthusiasm levels, shook his head with affectionate exasperation.
"Ned has been talking about magical possibilities since approximately six o'clock this morning," he said with the patient tone of someone who'd fielded approximately forty-seven excited questions about spell-casting over breakfast. "I think he's more excited about this than Christmas, birthdays, and summer vacation combined."
Helen Leeds nodded with a combination of maternal pride and practical concern, her protective instincts clearly pleased by the professional educational environment but still tracking every safety consideration.
"He's been carrying that creature around all morning like it's going to provide magical consulting services," she observed with gentle amusement at her son's attachment to his Pygmy Puff. "Felix is apparently his emotional support magical companion for today's big adventure."
"Felix is very supportive," Ned said seriously, stroking the small creature with careful affection. "Plus he's already magical, so he understands what we're getting into better than we do. Right, Felix?"
Felix squeaked what sounded like confident agreement, his color shifting to encouraging shades of blue and green.
Harry, who had been listening with that focused intensity he brought to anything involving his friends' education and safety, raised his hand with characteristic directness.
"What about observation protocols?" he asked with nine-year-old logic that cut straight through to essential practical questions, his emerald eyes serious as he considered the logistics of non-participant safety. "Like, where should I sit so I can see everything without getting in the way of actual spell practice? And are there safety considerations for non-participants in magical practice environments?"
Professor Marshall studied him with sharp eyes that clearly recognized both his genuine intellectual curiosity and the unusual circumstances that had brought him here as an observer rather than participant.
"You'll have a designated observation area with optimal viewing angles and complete safety containment," she assured him with careful attention that suggested she understood exactly why his presence required special consideration. "Plus educational materials designed specifically for pre-enrollment students who want to understand magical theory before beginning practical application."
Harry's face lit up with that particular combination of gratitude and excitement that made his emerald eyes sparkle with anticipation.
"Educational materials?" he asked hopefully, his voice carrying that eager note that suggested he'd been hoping for exactly this kind of systematic learning opportunity. "Like, actual books about how magic works? With explanations and illustrations and maybe theoretical frameworks that help you understand the underlying principles?"
"Exactly that," Professor Marshall confirmed with warmth that suggested she appreciated curious students regardless of their enrollment status. "We believe understanding theory enhances practical application significantly."
Phillip Watson had somehow managed to extract his notebook despite his wife's previous confiscation attempts, and was already scribbling observations about pedagogical methodology with that intensity that made educational theory sound like groundbreaking philosophical inquiry.
"Fascinating approach," he murmured, his voice taking on that particular academic cadence that suggested he was formulating complex theoretical frameworks in real time. "Theory-based foundation followed by supervised practice—this represents a, uh, a significantly more systematic approach to magical education than the traditional British model of, uh, 'here's a wand, try not to explode anything important' that we observed at Hogwarts."
He paused in his note-taking, looking up with that particular expression of intellectual fascination mixed with slight bewilderment at the complexity of what he was observing.
"The comparative pedagogical implications are extraordinary," he continued with building enthusiasm, his pen moving rapidly across the notebook pages. "We're witnessing two completely different philosophical approaches to magical education—British emphasis on tradition and intuitive development versus American focus on systematic methodology and safety-conscious—"
"Philip," Madelyn warned with a combination of affection and firm authority, recognizing the signs of impending dissertation development and moving to prevent academic overflow in inappropriate settings.
"But the preliminary theoretical framework suggests fundamental differences in educational philosophy that could have profound implications for—"
Madelyn smoothly removed the pen from his hand with practiced efficiency that suggested years of managing her husband's tendency to turn every observation into comprehensive academic analysis.
"Experience first," she said with gentle authority that brooked no argument but somehow made the interruption feel supportive rather than restrictive. "Analysis later."
"But the preliminary theoretical framework—"
"Later, honey."
Phillip looked slightly mournful at the loss of his note-taking implement but nodded with the resigned acceptance of someone who'd learned that his wife's timing was generally better than his own when it came to social appropriateness.
Felicia smirked with that particular appreciation for well-managed family dynamics, her confident intuition clearly suggesting that domestic negotiations were just as entertaining in magical contexts as they were in regular ones.
"I like their system," she said with serene certainty about favorable outcomes, her voice carrying that particular combination of confidence and casual authority that made her observations sound like prophecies. "Systematic, safe, educational—plus it feels like the kind of environment where good things happen to people who deserve them. Very positive energy."
Walter Hardy nodded with professional assessment, his security consultant instincts clearly pleased by the evidence of comprehensive safety planning and institutional competence.
"Thorough preparation prevents most emergency situations," he said with approval born of years evaluating organizational safety culture, his experienced eyes cataloging every visible security measure with satisfaction. "This looks like an institution that takes responsibility seriously rather than relying on dramatic improvisation."
George Stacy had been quietly observing the entire interaction with a combination of paternal protectiveness and practical skepticism, his cop instincts clearly running background assessments on everything from institutional competence to individual safety measures.
"What's your instructor-to-student ratio during practical sessions?" he asked with the direct authority of someone accustomed to asking questions that needed real answers rather than reassuring generalities. "Because I've seen what happens when kids get access to powerful tools without adequate supervision, and it's usually not pretty."
Professor Marshall's expression showed respect for the question rather than defensiveness at the implied concern, suggesting she appreciated parents who took safety seriously enough to ask hard questions.
"Maximum six students per instructor during spell practice," she replied with professional confidence that made the ratio sound both safe and educationally effective. "Plus assistant instructors for additional support, and magical monitoring systems that alert supervisors to any unusual magical discharge patterns."
"Six to one with backup monitoring," George repeated with obvious approval. "That's better supervision than most regular schools manage for basic classroom activities."
Professor Marshall gestured toward a corridor lined with what appeared to be classroom doors, each one marked with clear signage that indicated specific magical subjects and skill levels.
"Shall we begin with the orientation classroom?" she suggested with the kind of confident authority that made following instructions feel like participating in something important rather than simply being managed.
They followed her down the corridor, passing rooms where other students were clearly engaged in magical education activities. Through one open door, they could see teenagers practicing what appeared to be basic spell-casting with careful instructor supervision. Through another, a small group was studying what looked like magical theory using textbooks that occasionally glowed when opened to particularly important passages.
The sounds were reassuring rather than intimidating—patient instruction, careful questions and answers, the occasional controlled magical discharge followed by immediate feedback and correction. It felt like a real school where real learning was happening at a manageable pace, rather than a mystical institution where students were expected to figure everything out through dramatic trial and error.
"It sounds like a normal school," Harry observed with relief, his voice carrying that particular combination of maturity and genuine surprise, as if he'd been worried about intimidation tactics and was pleasantly surprised by educational professionalism. "Like, people teaching and other people learning, instead of mysterious magical challenges and cryptic instructions."
"That's exactly what it is," Professor Marshall confirmed with satisfaction that suggested she'd fielded similar concerns from many families transitioning to magical education. "Magic is a learnable skill set, not a mystical trial by ordeal. Good teaching produces better results than dramatic atmospheric pressure."
"Plus," she added with gentle humor that suggested years of experience with student anxiety, "mysterious magical challenges and cryptic instructions are terrible pedagogical tools. Clear instruction and systematic practice work much better for actual skill development."
Peter's anxiety levels visibly decreased as this information sank in, his Tom Holland hyperactive energy shifting from nervous excitement to genuine enthusiasm for structured learning opportunities.
"So we're going to learn actual techniques," he said with growing confidence, his voice taking on that particular note of someone whose scientific worldview was successfully integrating magical possibilities, "with qualified instruction and appropriate safety measures and systematic curriculum development?"
"Precisely," Professor Marshall confirmed with approval for his understanding. "Magic is complex, but complexity doesn't require chaos. Clear instruction, careful practice, and systematic skill development produce competent magical practitioners much more efficiently than traditional sink-or-swim approaches."
"Traditional sink-or-swim approaches," MJ repeated with that particular dry humor that made even casual observations sound insightful. "You mean the 'figure it out or accidentally turn yourself into a toad' method of magical education? Yeah, I can see how systematic instruction might work better."
"Significantly better," Professor Marshall confirmed with a laugh that suggested she'd encountered plenty of students who'd heard concerning stories about traditional magical education methods.
The orientation classroom they entered was designed with impressive attention to both learning effectiveness and student comfort. Large windows provided natural light supplemented by magical enhancement that felt completely organic. Desks were arranged in a collaborative configuration that encouraged interaction while maintaining clear sight lines to the instructor area. The walls displayed educational materials—charts showing wand movements, diagrams of spell structure, safety protocols posted with official authority—that suggested serious academic content delivered through accessible methodology.
Most importantly, the room felt safe. Not just physically secure, but emotionally supportive—the kind of environment where making mistakes was treated as part of the learning process rather than evidence of failure, where questions were encouraged rather than merely tolerated, and where students could focus on education rather than survival.
"Okay, this is definitely better than Hogwarts," Gwen said with systematic assessment as she surveyed the learning environment. "Look at the organizational systems—everything's clearly labeled, the information is presented logically, and the furniture is actually designed for comfortable learning rather than medieval atmospheric effect."
"Plus," Ned added with enthusiasm as he settled Felix into a comfortable position on his shoulder, "no moving staircases trying to dump you into dangerous locations, no portraits giving unsolicited life advice, and no mysterious rooms that might contain deadly challenges designed by previous generations of educators with questionable judgment."
Harry settled into his designated observation area with educational materials that looked genuinely engaging rather than condescendingly simplified, his emerald eyes immediately beginning to scan through what appeared to be an introductory text on magical theory with that focused concentration he brought to subjects that genuinely interested him.
"This is incredible," he said with quiet wonder as he flipped through the pages, his voice carrying that particular note of someone discovering exactly what they'd been hoping to find. "Look at these diagrams—they actually explain how spells work instead of just telling you to memorize incantations. And the theoretical framework makes sense! It's like they actually want people to understand what they're doing."
The five American students took seats with varying degrees of nervous excitement. Peter organized his notebook and writing materials with scientific precision, clearly preparing to document every detail for future analysis and probably eventual systematic review. MJ arranged her art supplies with creative anticipation, ready to capture both visual and conceptual elements of magical instruction through her unique artistic perspective. Gwen set up her systematic note-taking system with methodical efficiency, creating what appeared to be a comprehensive organizational framework that could probably serve as a template for future students.
Ned clutched his educational pamphlet collection while Felix provided moral support from his shoulder perch, the Pygmy Puff's presence clearly serving as both emotional comfort and magical consultation services. Felicia settled into her chair with confident grace that suggested she was prepared for whatever interesting developments the universe was about to provide, her serene certainty making it seem like successful spell-casting was simply inevitable.
Professor Marshall stood at the front of the room with that professional presence that commanded attention without demanding it, her posture radiating competence and genuine enthusiasm for her subject matter in a way that made even potentially intimidating topics feel approachable.
"Welcome," she said with warmth that made the formal beginning feel like an invitation rather than an obligation, her voice carrying that particular combination of authority and genuine care that suggested years of successful magical education, "to your first lesson in practical magical theory. Let's begin with the most fundamental question: what, exactly, is magic?"
Peter's hand shot up immediately with his scientific curiosity completely unleashed now that they were in an environment where questions were officially encouraged rather than merely tolerated.
"Is it a form of energy that can be manipulated through specific techniques?" he asked with rapid-fire intensity that suggested he'd been storing theoretical questions under pressure for weeks and was now experiencing systematic intellectual release. "Or is it more like a field phenomenon that wizards can access through properly calibrated instruments? What about conservation laws—does magical energy follow thermodynamic principles, or does it operate according to completely different physical frameworks? Are there quantum mechanical implications? Is there a magical equivalent to Einstein's mass-energy relationship?"
May looked over at her nephew with a combination of maternal pride and gentle amusement at his enthusiasm levels.
"Peter's been thinking about magical physics since approximately the moment he learned magic existed," she explained to Professor Marshall with affectionate tolerance for his intellectual intensity. "I think he's been trying to integrate supernatural phenomena into his existing scientific worldview."
"Which is exactly the right approach," Professor Marshall said with obvious pleasure at having students who approached magic with systematic thinking, her approval making Peter sit up straighter with validation. "The answer is more complex than any single theoretical model, but your instinct to approach this scientifically will serve you very well in magical education."
She moved to the whiteboard with practiced efficiency, beginning to sketch diagrams that somehow managed to make abstract magical concepts look logical and comprehensible rather than mystical and incomprehensible.
"Magic," she continued with the authority of someone who'd spent years thinking about pedagogical approaches to supernatural education, "is the manipulation of reality through focused intent, channeled through properly trained magical cores, and directed via compatible instruments—in this case, wands."
Gwen looked up from her rapid note-taking with systematic interest in the theoretical framework being presented.
"So there are three essential components," she said with analytical precision that suggested she was already organizing the information into usable categories for both current understanding and future reference. "Intent—mental focus and desired outcome. Magical core—personal energy source that requires training to access properly. Wand—technological interface that enhances precision and control."
She paused, consulting her notes with characteristic thoroughness.
"That's actually a remarkably systematic approach to something that's usually presented as mysterious and intuitive," she added with obvious approval for logical organization.
"Exactly right," Professor Marshall confirmed with satisfaction at her quick grasp of the framework. "Think of it as technology that operates through biological interface rather than mechanical systems. Your magical core is the power source, your focused intent is the programming, and your wand is the precision instrument that translates your instructions into reality modifications."
MJ looked up from her artistic documentation of the lesson with that particular creative interest in the practical applications of reality modification.
"So when you cast a spell," she said with that logical approach that made complex concepts sound straightforward while simultaneously revealing their deeper implications, "you're basically giving the universe very specific instructions about how you want things to be different, and magic is the system that makes those changes happen according to your specifications?"
"That's a surprisingly accurate analogy," Professor Marshall said with genuine admiration for the insight, her approval suggesting that artistic perspectives often provided unique clarity on magical concepts. "Magic is indeed a system for implementing intended changes to reality, though the process requires considerable training to achieve reliable results."
"So it's like..." MJ continued, her artistic mind clearly working through the creative implications, "reality editing. You identify what you want to change, you develop the technical skills to make precise modifications, and you use the appropriate tools to implement your vision."
"Reality editing," Felicia repeated with a confident appreciation for elegant explanations. "I like that. It makes magic sound like an advanced form of creative problem-solving rather than mysterious supernatural phenomenon."
Ned raised his hand with characteristic enthusiasm, Felix squeaking what might have been encouragement from his shoulder perch.
"What about the learning curve?" he asked with practical concern born of his general approach to new skills and probably some concern about accidentally editing reality in unfortunate directions. "Like, how long does it take to go from 'accidentally turning your homework into butterflies' to 'successfully levitating objects with precision control'?"
Felix squeaked what sounded like agreement with the question, his color cycling through thoughtful shades of purple that suggested he was also curious about realistic expectations for magical skill development.
Professor Marshall's expression suggested this was one of her favorite questions, because it demonstrated genuine understanding of the difference between magical potential and magical competence.
"Variable, depending on individual aptitude and practice consistency," she replied with professional honesty that didn't sugar-coat the challenge while still making it sound achievable. "Most students achieve basic spell reliability within their first semester of focused instruction. True precision and advanced applications typically require several years of systematic skill development."
"Several years," Ned repeated with wonder that suggested he found long-term skill development more exciting than intimidating. "That's like... that's like learning a musical instrument or mastering martial arts, except instead of making music or getting really good at fighting, you're learning to edit reality."
"That's actually a very good analogy," Professor Marshall confirmed with approval for his understanding. "Magic is like any complex skill set—it requires patience, practice, and systematic development. But the results are worth the investment."
"Several years," Felicia repeated with that confident certainty that suggested she found long-term challenges more interesting than intimidating. "That sounds like exactly the kind of challenge that gets more interesting the deeper you go. Plus, think about how much you could accomplish with several years of reality editing practice."
Harry looked up from his theoretical reading materials with that characteristic directness, his question carrying that particular weight that suggested he understood more about magical education than most nine-year-olds had any reason to.
"What about safety margins for beginners?" he asked with nine-year-old logic that cut straight through to essential practical concerns, his emerald eyes serious as he considered the implications of reality manipulation by inexperienced practitioners. "Like, what's the worst thing that can realistically happen during basic spell practice with proper supervision?"
Professor Marshall's expression showed obvious respect for the question, suggesting she appreciated students who thought seriously about both potential and limitations rather than getting carried away by exciting possibilities.
"With appropriate containment fields and instructor oversight, the most serious likely consequence is minor magical exhaustion—similar to physical fatigue from exercise," she explained with reassuring competence that made potentially concerning magical practice sound manageable. "Spell reversal protocols handle most accidental effects, and magical first aid addresses any minor injuries that might occur during practice sessions."
"So basically," Peter said with growing confidence as his anxiety gave way to genuine excitement about structured learning opportunities, his Tom Holland enthusiasm building as his scientific understanding of magical safety expanded, "it's like any other advanced technical skill—potentially dangerous without proper training and supervision, but systematically learnable with appropriate instruction and safety measures."
"Plus," he added with that particular rapid-fire intensity that suggested his brain was making multiple connections simultaneously, "the safety systems you've described suggest that magical accidents are both predictable and manageable, which means this is actually a well-understood field of study rather than mysterious supernatural phenomenon with unpredictable consequences."
"Precisely," Professor Marshall confirmed with satisfaction at his understanding. "Magic is a sophisticated skill set, not a mystical gamble. Clear instruction, careful practice, and systematic development produce competent practitioners much more reliably than traditional trial-and-error approaches."
She moved to a cabinet that contained what appeared to be practice wands—shorter and simpler than the personalized instruments they'd purchased at Ollivanders, but clearly designed for educational safety rather than maximum magical power.
"For today's initial practice," she announced with the kind of calm authority that made potentially nerve-wracking activities feel manageable and professionally supervised, "you'll be using training wands calibrated for beginning students. These limit magical output to safe levels while providing authentic spell-casting experience."
Peter examined his assigned training wand with scientific fascination, his analytical mind clearly working through the implications of magical safety technology with the same systematic approach he brought to all technical challenges.
"So these are like... magical training wheels?" he asked with genuine curiosity about the engineering principles involved rather than any concern about using simplified equipment. "Designed to prevent serious accidents while students develop proper technique and control?"
He turned the wand over in his hands with careful attention to its construction and balance.
"The weight distribution is different from our Ollivander's wands," he observed with scientific precision. "Lighter, but the grip feels more stable. And there's something... contained about the magical resonance. Like it's designed to provide feedback without overwhelming the user."
"Exactly that analogy," Professor Marshall confirmed with approval for his quick grasp of the concept and his systematic analysis of the safety features. "They allow real magical practice with built-in safety limitations that prevent dangerous magical discharge or uncontrolled spell effects."
Ned held his training wand with careful reverence, his respect for the magnitude of what they were about to attempt clearly overriding any concern about using simplified equipment.
"This is incredible," he said with wonder that made him sound younger than his eleven years while simultaneously conveying genuine appreciation for the opportunity. "We're holding actual magic wands. We're about to cast actual spells. This is like... this is like the coolest thing that has ever happened in the history of cool things happening."
Felix squeaked what sounded like enthusiastic agreement, his color cycling through excited shades of gold and orange that matched Ned's emotional state and suggested the Pygmy Puff was also invested in the upcoming magical education experience.
"Felix agrees," Ned added with serious consultation of his magical companion. "He says this is definitely in the top five most exciting educational experiences he's ever observed, and he's been to Hogwarts, so he knows what he's talking about."
George Leeds shook his head with a combination of paternal pride and gentle bewilderment at his son's enthusiasm levels.
"Ned has been talking Felix through the entire magical education experience since this morning," he explained to Professor Marshall with affectionate tolerance for his son's tendency to treat his Pygmy Puff as both emotional support and magical consulting services. "I think Felix is getting a complete education in American magical pedagogy whether he wants one or not."
Helen Leeds nodded with practical concern tempered by maternal pride in her son's excitement.
"At least Felix is a good listener," she observed with gentle humor. "And he's probably learned more about magical theory in the last hour than most creatures learn in their entire lives."
Professor Marshall smiled with genuine warmth at their enthusiasm, her professional satisfaction clearly enhanced by having students who approached magical education with both respect and excitement rather than either excessive fear or casual indifference.
"Shall we begin with basic technique?" she asked, though her tone suggested she already knew they were more than ready to start learning actual magic and had probably been ready since approximately the moment they'd walked into the building.
Chapter 16: Chapter 15
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The training wands hummed faintly in their hands, lighter than real wands, their polished wood carrying a soft, forgiving resonance. They felt like practice swords compared to steel—real enough to demand respect, but designed not to cost you a limb if you messed up.
"Once again, think of them as guardrails," Professor Marshall explained, her voice carrying that distinctive warmth—the kind that could sell you a vacation package or convince you to trust her with your life savings. She demonstrated her grip with the easy confidence of someone who'd spent decades making magic look effortless, her smile bright enough to power a small city. "They'll channel your intent, but cushion your errors. No accidental lightning bolts, no surprise explosions." Her grin widened mischievously. "Usually."
Ned immediately death-gripped his wand like it might leap out of his hands and start World War III. Felix, perched on his shoulder, shifted to an alarmed orange. "Usually?!" Ned squeaked, his Jacob Batalon energy vibrating at maximum frequency. "What do you mean usually? That's not reassuring! That's the opposite of reassuring! That's like saying 'don't worry, the plane only crashes sometimes!'"
Professor Marshall's laugh was pure sunshine and mischief. "Oh, I find it keeps students alert. Amazing how much better your focus gets when you think your eyebrows might be at stake."
Peter practically bounced on his toes. "Wait, so there's actual danger? That's so cool! I mean, not cool-cool, but like, scientifically fascinating! The risk-reward ratio must be incredible for magical education! How do you even calculate the probability of—"
"Parker," MJ interrupted with dryness, not even looking up from her wand inspection. "Breathe before you hyperventilate yourself into a feather."
"I don't hyperventilate!" Peter protested, then immediately proved her point by talking faster. "I just get excited about the physics of magical resonance and the potential applications of—"
"Dude," Ned cut in, "you're doing the thing where you sound like Wikipedia had a baby with the Discovery Channel."
Harry, channeling every ounce of calm despite being nine, weighed the wand in his hand like he was testing a baseball bat. His emerald eyes—so impossibly green they looked like someone had lit them from behind—studied the wand with that unsettling focus that made adults forget his age. "Feels like it's... alive," he said quietly, his voice carrying that old-soul weight that made everyone lean in. "But calmer. Like it wants me to get it right instead of just... doing whatever I want."
Professor Marshall's expression softened, clearly impressed by his instinct. "That's because it does want you to succeed, Harry. Intention married to technique—that's the heart of it. A wand amplifies your will, but it also reflects your clarity. Fuzzy thoughts, fuzzy magic. Clear thoughts, clear magic."
Peter's hand shot up like he was trying to touch the ceiling. "Oh! Oh! So it's like coding! Garbage in, garbage out! If your mental syntax is sloppy, the magic compiler throws errors!"
"Did he just compare magic to JavaScript?" Felicia drawled, her smirk sharp enough to cut glass. She twirled her wand between nimble fingers like it was a butterfly knife, all blonde confidence and casual rebellion. "That's either brilliant or deeply concerning."
"Both," MJ said flatly, radiating that quiet intensity that made people think twice before messing with her. "It's definitely both."
Peter immediately got defensive, gesturing wildly. "Hey! Programming analogies are totally valid! Magic has rules, code has rules—"
"Peter," Gwen interrupted with peak exasperation, her voice sharp enough to cut through his rambling, "you're about to start explaining object-oriented programming to a magic professor. Maybe dial it back to, I don't know, normal human conversation?"
"But the parallels are fascinating!" Peter insisted. "The wand is like the hardware interface between your intent-software and the magical operating system of reality—"
"OH MY GOD," Ned groaned, Felix turning bright red on his shoulder. "He's gonna start drawing diagrams. Someone stop him before he pulls out a whiteboard."
Harry's quiet chuckle was warm and genuine and somehow more mature than anyone else in the room. "Actually, I think he's onto something. It's like archery, right?" He looked at Peter with those unsettling green eyes. "Consistency of form—stance, breathing, smooth follow-through. You can't just yank the string and hope the arrow flies straight."
Peter's face lit up like Christmas morning. "EXACTLY! See? Harry gets it! Form, function, consistent execution—"
"Not that I've ever shot an arrow," Harry continued with a small smile, "but, you know. YouTube."
Professor Marshall clapped her hands once, delighted. "Exactly right, both of you! Except instead of missing the target, you might accidentally summon a small thunderstorm or turn your homework into a badger."
Peter's eyes went wide. "Wait, we can turn things into badgers? That's amazing! The conservation of mass implications alone—"
"Parker," Felicia cut in, still twirling her wand, "you would definitely be the kid who accidentally turns his backpack into a honey badger."
"Honey badgers are actually fascinating creatures!" Peter shot back. "Did you know they're immune to most venoms and can—"
"NO." Gwen held up a hand like a stop sign. "No animal facts. We're here for magic, not National Geographic."
"But the biological applications of transfiguration are—"
"PETER." This time it was a full chorus from Ned, Gwen, MJ, and even Harry.
From the back of the room, the adults were watching with varying degrees of amusement and terror.
Ben Parker, radiating pure dad energy, chuckled and shook his head. "Kid hasn't changed a bit. Still sounds like he swallowed an encyclopedia."
May shot him a look that could melt steel, all sass and exasperation. "Don't encourage him, Benjamin. I'm still traumatized from the time he explained quantum mechanics during dinner. I couldn't look at spaghetti the same way for a month."
"That was ONE TIME!" Peter called from across the room.
"It was every night for three weeks!" May called back.
George Stacy, crossed his arms and muttered, "Christ, the kid makes Gwen sound normal. That's actually terrifying."
"DAD," Gwen groaned, her cheeks flushing pink.
"What? You once gave me a forty-minute lecture on the physics used in ballistics. At least Peter's enthusiasm is... educational."
Walter Hardy, lurking with understated menace, gave Felicia a pointed look. "And you—try not to accidentally curse anyone on the first day. We haven't even started covering liability insurance."
Felicia grinned back, unrepentant. "No promises, old man. But I'll aim for non-permanent damage."
"Reassuring," Walter deadpanned.
Aurora Sinclair swept forward, commanding the room without even trying, her presence making everyone straighten their postures. "Children," she announced, voice carrying perfectly, "perhaps we could focus on the fundamentals before discussing advanced transfiguration theory and honey badger biology?"
Phillip Watson, pure chaos barely contained in a professorial body, leaned forward conspiratorially. "Though, uh, honey badgers are, you know, remarkable creatures. Very... very tenacious. Like magic students, in a way. Tenacious and, uh, potentially destructive when... when improperly supervised."
His wife Madelyn, channeling peak patience, closed her eyes and counted to three. "Phillip. Please don't give them ideas about becoming magical honey badgers."
"Too late!" Peter chirped. "Mental note: research magical honey badger transformation spells!"
"PETER," May called warningly from the back.
"Sorry, Aunt May!"
George Leeds, threw his hands up in mock despair. "Aiya! I send my son to magic school, and he wants to become a honey badger! What's next? He's gonna tell me he wants to be a magical helicopter!"
Helen Leeds, all sharpness wrapped in maternal authority, patted her husband's arm. "Honey, if our kid wants to be a magical honey badger, that's still better than that time he wanted to be a professional video game streamer."
"That was a legitimate career path!" Ned protested, Felix turning indignant purple.
"You wanted to stream yourself eating cereal," Helen shot back. "For eight hours a day."
"Cereal reviews are a valid content category!"
"Oh my GOD," MJ muttered, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Can we PLEASE focus on actual magic before someone starts reviewing breakfast foods?"
Professor Marshall clapped twice, cutting through the chaos. "All right, all right! Enough breakfast cereal debates. Let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?"
She gestured elegantly, her wand moving in a smooth arc. "Feet shoulder-width apart, wand arm extended—not stiff, not floppy. Think of it as... confident but relaxed. Like you're conducting an orchestra, not directing traffic."
Harry mirrored her stance almost instinctively, making it look effortless. Even at nine, he had that Potter steadiness, that unshakeable groundedness. "Feels... right," he said quietly, those emerald eyes focused with laser intensity. "Like my body already knows what to do."
"Excellent instinct," Professor Marshall beamed. "That's your magical core recognizing proper form."
Peter tried to copy Harry but somehow managed to look like he was about to fall over. His restless energy was just too much for standing still—he bounced on his toes, adjusted his grip seventeen times, and muttered a running commentary. "Okay, shoulder-width, check. Wand arm extended but not rigid, check. Why do I feel like I'm about to do jazz hands?"
"Because you look like you're about to do jazz hands," Gwen said dryly, her own stance perfect and precise. Her natural poise made her look like she'd been born holding a wand.
"I don't look like—" Peter started, then caught sight of himself in the window reflection. "Oh god, I totally look like I'm about to do jazz hands."
"Embrace the jazz hands, Parker," Felicia said with a grin, her own stance casual but flawless. Her natural athleticism made everything look easy. "Maybe that's your magical signature—interpretive dance magic."
"Don't give him ideas," MJ warned, her intensity focused on perfecting her form with methodical precision.
Ned was trying so hard to get his stance right that he was visibly trembling, his nervous energy making Felix shift colors rapidly. "Am I doing this right? I feel like I'm about to fall over. Or throw up. Or fall over AND throw up."
"You're overthinking it, buddy," Harry said gently, with kindness in his voice. "Just... trust yourself. The wand wants to work with you, not against you."
"Easy for you to say," Ned muttered. "You look like you were born with magic."
Harry's smile was small but genuine. "Trust me, I've had plenty of practice feeling like I don't know what I'm doing."
"Now then," Professor Marshall continued, setting a single white feather in front of each student, "we're going to start with the levitation charm. Small objects only, smooth controlled movement. The goal is levitation, not launching these poor feathers into orbit."
Peter's hand shot up again. "What's the terminal velocity of a magically accelerated feather? Because if we're talking about orbital mechanics—"
"Parker," Gwen interrupted, "I swear to God, if you turn this into astrophysics—"
"But the math is fascinating!"
"The math is always fascinating to you," MJ said flatly. "You think the math behind toast is fascinating."
"Toast IS fascinating! The Maillard reaction alone—"
"NO TOAST SCIENCE," Ned yelled, Felix turning bright red again.
Professor Marshall held up a hand, laughing despite herself. "Boys and girls, please. The incantation is Wingardium Leviosa. The wand movement is a swish and flick—like this." She demonstrated with fluid grace, her feather rising smoothly into the air.
"Win-GAR-dium Levi-O-sa," Gwen repeated with perfect pronunciation, her Emma Stone precision making each syllable crystal clear. "It's all about the emphasis on the first and third syllables."
Peter squinted at her. "You sound like you've been practicing this for weeks."
"Maybe I have been," Gwen said primly. "Some of us believe in preparation."
"Show off," Felicia muttered, but there was amusement in it.
"I'm not showing off, I'm being thorough. There's a difference."
"Yeah, the difference is showing off sounds cooler," Felicia grinned.
Harry studied the feather in front of him with those intense green eyes, then looked at his wand. "Intention matters, right? It's not just the words and the movement."
"Exactly," Professor Marshall nodded approvingly. "Clear intention, proper form, correct pronunciation. Think of what you want to happen, not what you're afraid might happen."
"What if what I'm afraid might happen is accidentally launching my feather through the window?" Ned asked nervously.
"Then don't think about that," Harry said simply. "Think about the feather floating gently upward. Like it's lighter than air."
Peter took a deep breath, raised his wand, and... "Wingardium Leviosa!"
His feather twitched. Then it lifted about two inches. Then it promptly fell back down like it was exhausted.
"YES!" Peter punched the air with his free hand, pure excitement radiating from every pore. "Did you see that? It moved! It actually moved! I'm basically Gandalf!"
"Gandalf never got this excited about floating a feather," MJ observed dryly.
"Gandalf fought dragons and stuff," Peter said, undaunted. "I'm starting with feathers and working my way up to dragons. It's called having reasonable goals."
"Your reasonable goals usually involve explosions," Ned pointed out.
"Only sometimes! And the explosions are usually accidental!"
"That's not as reassuring as you think it is," Gwen muttered.
Professor Marshall beamed at Peter anyway. "Excellent start, Peter. The magical connection is clearly there. Now, for your second attempt, focus on sustaining the levitation rather than forcing it. Magic flows better when you guide it, not when you try to wrestle it into submission."
Peter nodded seriously, then raised his wand again. This time, he was calmer, more focused. "Wingardium Leviosa."
The feather rose smoothly, hovered at eye level for nearly ten seconds, then settled gently back down.
"OH MY GOD," Peter exploded, vibrating with excitement. "Did everyone see that? That was like fifteen seconds of stable hovering! That's... that's practically professional level, right? I mean, for a first day? I'm basically the Mozart of feather levitation!"
"Mozart was a musical genius," Gwen said. "You made a feather float."
"A feather that's now FLOATING!" Peter shot back, gesturing wildly. "With MAGIC! That I did! With MY BRAIN!"
"And your wand," Harry added with a small smile.
"And my wand," Peter agreed. "But mostly my brain! My brain is magic now! This is the best day of my life!"
Ben called from the back, "Better than the day you figured out how to make web-shooters?"
"UNCLE BEN, THAT'S DIFFERENT," Peter called back, then paused. "Okay, it's tied for best day of my life!"
MJ stepped up next, focused like a laser. She raised her wand with deliberate precision, took a breath, and spoke clearly: "Wingardium Leviosa."
Her feather didn't just rise—it danced. It lifted smoothly, then began to twirl and glide through the air like a tiny ballerina, spinning and dipping with perfect grace.
The room went quiet.
Professor Marshall tilted her head, clearly intrigued. "That's... extraordinary, Mary Jane. You're not just levitating the feather, you're choreographing it. That suggests a very sophisticated understanding of magical control."
MJ's expression didn't change, but there was a spark of satisfaction in her green eyes. "I was thinking about it like directing a performance. The feather's the actor, the spell's the script, and I'm the director making sure it hits all the right marks."
"That's... actually brilliant," Gwen admitted grudgingly. "Theatrical magic theory."
"Everything's theater if you think about it right," MJ said, still controlling the feather's graceful movements. "Magic's just theater where the special effects are real."
Peter stared at the dancing feather with open awe. "That's... that's so much more advanced than what I did. You're like the Steven Spielberg of feather choreography."
"Don't compare me to Spielberg," MJ said. "I have better taste in lighting."
Felicia snorted. "Oh, this should be fun." She raised her wand with casual confidence, her athletic grace making even magic look effortless. "Wingardium Leviosa."
Her feather rose instantly—and just hung there. Perfectly still, perfectly balanced, like it was suspended in amber. No wobbling, no drifting, just... perfect control.
She leaned back with that trademark smirk. "Huh. Guess I'm a natural."
"Of course you are," Gwen muttered, though there was admiration mixed with the annoyance.
"Don't sound so surprised, Stacy," Felicia grinned. "I'm good at everything."
"Modest, too," Harry observed with dry amusement.
"Modesty's overrated," Felicia shot back. "Results speak louder than humble pie."
Professor Marshall nodded approvingly. "Natural magical resonance is rare, Felicia. But don't let talent trick you into skipping fundamentals. The students who rely purely on instinct often hit walls later when the magic gets more complex."
Felicia waved a dismissive hand. "Yeah, yeah. Foundation, technique, blah blah. Got it."
From the back, Walter Hardy's voice carried that Paddy Considine edge: "Famous last words, kid. Pride goes before the fall."
"Good thing I'm not proud," Felicia called back sweetly. "Just accurate."
Gwen stepped forward, determination written across her features. She raised her wand with precise, controlled movement. "Wingardium Leviosa."
Her feather rose exactly as high as she intended, hovered exactly where she wanted it, and stayed there with rock-solid stability. No flourishes, no dancing, no showing off—just perfect, controlled magic.
"Textbook execution," Professor Marshall praised. "Excellent control, Gwen. That kind of precision is the foundation of advanced spellwork."
"Thank you," Gwen said simply, though there was quiet pride in her voice.
"Boring," Felicia stage-whispered.
"Effective," Gwen countered coolly.
"Same thing sometimes."
"No," Harry said quietly, cutting through their banter, "they're not. Gwen's approach is sustainable. She can do that spell exactly the same way every single time. That's not boring—that's reliable. And in magic, reliable keeps you from accidentally turning your homework into a badger."
Gwen shot him a grateful look. "Thank you, Harry."
"Plus," he continued with a small smile, "boring magic doesn't accidentally set things on fire."
"I like things that accidentally set on fire," Peter chimed in.
"We know," everyone said in unison.
Ned stepped up, his nervous energy making him vibrate like a tuning fork. Felix had gone from orange to yellow to green and back to orange on his shoulder. "Okay," Ned muttered to himself, "don't think about failure. Don't think about the feather exploding. Don't think about accidentally summoning a tornado. Just... gentle floating. Nice, calm, gentle floating."
He raised his wand with a death grip that made his knuckles white. "Win-gard-ium... Levi-o-sa!"
His feather wobbled, lurched sideways, rose three inches, dropped back down, then suddenly shot up to the ceiling before gently floating back down to hover at eye level.
"HOLY CRAP!" Ned shouted, then immediately slapped a hand over his mouth. "Sorry! Sorry! I mean... holy crap, I did magic! Felix, I did actual magic!"
Felix squeaked triumphantly and turned bright green.
"Outstanding!" Professor Marshall laughed, clearly delighted. "A bit unconventional in execution, but excellent results. Your magical signature seems to involve... enthusiastic energy bursts."
"Is that bad?" Ned asked worriedly.
"Not at all. Every wizard has their own style. Yours appears to be... explosive enthusiasm."
"That's the most Ned thing I've ever heard," Peter grinned.
"Right?" Ned beamed. "I'm magically hyperactive! This is the best!"
Finally, all eyes turned to Harry. The nine-year-old with the impossible green eyes and the unsettling presence of someone much older stood calmly, studying his feather with that Tom Welling intensity.
"No pressure, Brooklyn Boy," Felicia said with a grin.
Harry's smile was small but confident. "I don't really do pressure." He raised his wand with steady hands, his stance perfect without trying. "Wingardium Leviosa."
The feather rose smoothly, effortlessly, and hung in the air with the kind of control that made everyone else's attempts look like amateur hour. No wobbling, no showing off, no strain—just pure, clean magic.
"Of course," MJ muttered, though there was approval in her voice. "Of course the nine-year-old makes us all look like beginners."
"That's... remarkably advanced control for a first attempt," Professor Marshall said, clearly impressed. "Harry, have you practiced magic before?"
Harry shook his head, still maintaining perfect control over the floating feather. "No, ma'am. It just... feels right. Like remembering something I used to know."
The room went quiet at that. There was something in his voice, something old and knowing that made the adults in the back exchange glances.
"Well," Professor Marshall said after a moment, warmth tinged with curiosity, "natural aptitude like that is extraordinary. We'll want to make sure you're challenged appropriately."
Harry's smile was pure Lily Evans—humble but confident. "I'm just good with feathers, I guess."
"Don't start with the bird puns," Gwen warned.
"I wasn't going to make bird puns," Harry protested.
"Yes, you were," Peter, Ned, and MJ said simultaneously.
Harry's grin widened just a little. "...Maybe one or two."
"NO," came the chorus from his friends.
"Fine, fine. No bird puns. But I can't promise anything about flying jokes when we get to broomsticks."
Professor Marshall clapped her hands, bringing order back to the room. "Excellent work, everyone. What I've seen today suggests you all have strong magical potential and, more importantly, you work well as a team. That's going to be crucial as you advance."
"Speaking of advancing," Peter said, bouncing on his toes again, "when do we learn the really cool stuff? Like, when do we get to make things explode on purpose?"
"Or turn people into badgers?" Ned added hopefully.
"Or shoot lightning from our fingers?" This from Felicia, naturally.
"Or summon dragons?" Peter continued.
"Let's master floating feathers before we start summoning dragons," Professor Marshall laughed. "Though I admire your ambition."
"Ambition's just another word for 'poor impulse control,'" Gwen observed.
"Says the girl who once tried to arrest a pigeon," MJ deadpanned.
"That pigeon was clearly up to something!"
"It was eating a sandwich!"
"Suspiciously!"
From the back, George Stacy's voice cut through: "For the record, the pigeon was not acting suspiciously. My daughter just has control issues."
"I don't have control issues!" Gwen protested. "I have high standards!"
"Same thing," Felicia grinned.
The adults were starting to filter in, drawn by the sound of successful magic and increasingly chaotic banter.
Ben Parker, radiating pure pride, beamed at the floating feathers still drifting around the room. "Well, look at that. Nobody set anything on fire, nobody turned anyone into a badger, and everybody still has their eyebrows. I call that an unqualified success."
"Don't jinx it," May muttered, all sass and maternal worry. "We're only on lesson one. Give them three weeks and something's definitely going to explode."
"I heard 'explode,'" Peter perked up immediately. "Are we talking about explosive magic? Because I have theories about magical combustion reactions—"
"NO THEORIES," May called firmly. "Not until you can float a feather without giving me a heart attack."
"But Aunt May, the theoretical applications—"
"Peter Benjamin Parker, so help me God—"
"Okay, okay! No theories! Yet."
Aurora Sinclair swept into the conversation with all of her theatrical presence. "Magnificent work, children. Simply magnificent. You've taken your first steps into a larger world."
"Did she just quote Star Wars?" Ned whispered to Felix, who squeaked in what might have been amusement.
"I quote what's appropriate for the moment," Aurora replied regally. "And magic does make us all Jedi, in a sense."
"Please don't encourage them," Madelyn Watson sighed with peak exhaustion. "They're already planning to summon dragons."
"I wasn't planning to summon dragons!" Peter protested. "I was just asking when we might theoretically be able to summon dragons! For scientific purposes!"
"Everything's for scientific purposes with you," Gwen pointed out.
"Because science is amazing! Magic is basically science we don't understand yet! Arthur C. Clarke said—"
"Oh God, he's quoting Clarke now," MJ muttered. "Someone stop him before he starts explaining the technological applications of spell theory."
Phillip Watson, leaned forward excitedly. "But that's fascinating! The intersection of magic and technology! The possibilities are, uh, are limitless! Imagine... imagine smartphones powered by levitation charms! Or, or transportation spells integrated with GPS systems! The, uh, the implications for—"
"Phillip," Madelyn cut him off with practiced precision. "Please don't encourage the children to revolutionize the world on their first day."
"Too late!" Peter announced cheerfully. "I'm definitely going to revolutionize everything now! MJ, we should start a magical research group!"
"Hard pass," MJ said immediately.
"Come on! We could call ourselves the... the Magic Science Coalition!"
"That's the worst name I've ever heard," Gwen said flatly.
"The Arcane Research Initiative?"
"Worse."
"The Mystical—"
"NO," came a chorus from everyone in the room.
George Leeds threw his hands up in perfect exasperation. "Aiya! My son wants to be researcher now! First honey badger, now scientist! What's next, he want to be magical astronaut?"
"That's actually not a bad idea," Ned mused, causing Felix to turn a thoughtful blue. "Space magic sounds awesome."
"Don't give him ideas!" Helen Leeds called out with sharpness. "I'm still recovering from when he wanted to livestream himself eating cereal in space!"
"That was a unique content opportunity!" Ned protested.
"It was impossible and ridiculous!"
"Most good content is!"
Walter Hardy gave Felicia a pointed look. "And you—try to keep the showing off to a minimum. Natural talent's great until it makes you complacent."
Felicia twirled her wand with casual confidence. "Relax, old man. I know what I'm doing."
"Famous last words," Walter muttered.
"I prefer 'confident assertions,'" Felicia grinned back.
Professor Marshall clapped her hands for attention, her authority cutting through the cheerful chaos. "All right, everyone! That's enough excitement for one day. Tomorrow we'll be covering illumination charms and basic color-change spells. Tonight, I want you all to practice your wand grip and visualization exercises. No attempting spells at home—we'll save the magic for the classroom."
"Aww," Peter, Ned, and Felicia said simultaneously.
"No magic at home means no accidental magic disasters at home," Gwen pointed out practically.
"But accidental magic disasters sound fun," Felicia said with a grin.
"They sound expensive," George Stacy muttered. "And probably illegal."
"Only if you get caught," Felicia shot back sweetly.
"FELICIA," Walter Hardy's voice carried clear warning.
"Kidding! Mostly."
Harry, who had been quietly listening to all the banter with those unsettling green eyes, finally spoke up. "Professor Marshall? What happens if someone accidentally does magic at home? Hypothetically."
Everyone turned to look at him. There was something in his tone—not guilt, exactly, but... knowledge.
Professor Marshall's expression softened. "Well, Harry, accidental magic happens to young wizards all the time. It's perfectly natural. The important thing is to tell a trusted adult immediately so we can help manage any... complications."
"Complications like what?" Peter asked immediately, his scientific curiosity overriding common sense.
"Like turning your bedroom furniture into livestock," Professor Marshall said with a smile that suggested this had happened before. "Or accidentally making all the windows in your house sing opera."
"That happened?!" Ned's eyes went wide.
"Oh yes. Young wizards are remarkably creative in their accidental magic. I once had a student who accidentally turned his entire breakfast into butterflies."
"What did he eat?" Peter asked with scientific concern.
"Very carefully supervised toast for the rest of the week."
As the kids packed up their practice wands and gathered their things, the excited chatter continued to bounce around the room like verbal pinballs.
"This is just the beginning," Felicia announced, slinging her bag over her shoulder with casual confidence.
"The beginning of what?" Gwen asked suspiciously.
"Everything," Felicia grinned. "We're going to be amazing at this."
"We're going to be average at this," MJ corrected pragmatically. "Maybe slightly above average if Peter stops trying to explain the physics of every spell."
"But the physics are fascinating!" Peter protested.
"Everything's fascinating to you," Ned pointed out. "You think the physics of toast are fascinating."
"Toast IS fascinating! The Maillard reaction creates hundreds of different flavor compounds through—"
"NO TOAST SCIENCE," everyone yelled in unison.
Harry was the last to pack up, his movements deliberate and calm. As he tucked his practice wand away, he glanced back at the classroom once more, those emerald eyes taking in every detail like he was memorizing it.
"Two more years," he said quietly, more to himself than anyone else. "Then it's my turn for the real thing."
"Two years is going to fly by," Ben said gently, approaching with that Tom Hanks warmth. "Especially if you keep learning like this."
Harry's smile was small but determined, pure confidence wrapped in nine-year-old packaging. "I plan to be ready."
As they all filed out of the classroom—kids still chattering excitedly, adults trailing behind with expressions ranging from pride to mild terror—Professor Marshall watched them go with a satisfied smile.
The feathers were still floating gently around the empty classroom, a testament to successful first attempts and promising futures. Tomorrow would bring new challenges, new spells, and undoubtedly new chaos.
But today? Today had been magic in every sense of the word.
And it was only the beginning.
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The flames in Professor McGonagall's office fireplace flickered from orange to emerald green, casting dancing shadows across the stone walls of Hogwarts. The familiar whoosh of Floo powder preceded Aurora Sinclair's appearance in the flames, her elegant features animated with professional satisfaction.
"Minerva," Aurora's voice carried clearly through the magical connection, her theatrical presence somehow managing to project authority even through fire, "I'm pleased to report that our American students had a remarkably successful first day at the Institute."
McGonagall looked up from the stack of admissions letters she'd been reviewing, her sharp eyes immediately focusing on Aurora's glowing face in the flames. "How remarkably successful? With this particular group, I've learned to calibrate my expectations for various degrees of controlled chaos."
Aurora's laugh was warm and genuine. "Controlled chaos is an excellent description. All five students demonstrated strong magical aptitude during basic spell instruction. Parker achieved stable levitation on his second attempt, though he spent considerable time explaining the theoretical physics of magical energy manipulation to anyone who would listen."
"Of course he did," McGonagall replied with dry amusement. "And the others?"
"Watson showed remarkable intuitive control—she didn't just levitate her practice feather, she choreographed it like a dance performance. Stacy demonstrated textbook precision that suggests excellent foundational skills. Leeds managed successful levitation despite what I can only describe as 'enthusiastic magical discharge patterns.' And Hardy..." Aurora paused with obvious admiration. "Hardy achieved perfect control on her first attempt with no visible effort."
McGonagall's eyebrows rose slightly. "Natural magical resonance is rare in students of any background."
"Indeed. Though Professor Marshall was careful to emphasize that talent without discipline often creates complications later in advanced studies." Aurora's expression grew more thoughtful. "What may be most significant is how well they function as a cohesive unit. They support each other's learning, challenge each other appropriately, and seem to bring out each other's best qualities rather than competing destructively."
"And young Harry?"
Aurora's smile softened with genuine fondness. "Harry observed the entire session with remarkable focus and asked questions that demonstrated sophisticated understanding of magical theory. Professor Marshall noted that his theoretical grasp appears to exceed that of many first-year students. More importantly, his presence seemed to enhance the group's confidence rather than creating pressure or distraction."
McGonagall nodded with satisfaction. "The reports suggest they'll arrive at Hogwarts considerably better prepared than most incoming students. Both theoretically and practically."
"Considerably better prepared," Aurora confirmed. "But more than that—they'll arrive as an established support system. Whatever challenges they face during their time at Hogwarts, they'll face them together. That kind of foundation is invaluable for students entering an unfamiliar educational environment."
"Particularly," McGonagall added with quiet significance, "for students whose magical education will inevitably attract more attention than most."
Aurora's expression grew more serious. "Harry's presence remained completely unnoticed by other Institute students and staff. The protective measures are holding effectively. He can continue his theoretical education without the complications of public recognition."
"Excellent. Six weeks of systematic preparation should provide them with precisely the foundation they'll need." McGonagall's tone carried both professional satisfaction and maternal protectiveness. "Thank you for the comprehensive report, Aurora."
As the Floo connection ended and the flames returned to normal orange, McGonagall returned to her admissions letters with a small smile. Five exceptional American students and one remarkable nine-year-old observer were beginning an educational journey that would serve them well in the challenges ahead.
The future was looking very promising indeed.
Chapter 17: Chapter 16
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## Six Weeks Later - The Final Day at Liber Institute
The morning sun streamed through the tall Gothic windows of the Liber Institute's advanced practice room like liquid gold, painting the polished mahogany floors in warm amber light. The space had transformed dramatically over six weeks—what had once been a simple training hall with floating feathers and nervous first attempts at levitation had evolved into something resembling a cross between Stark Industries and Merlin's workshop. Practice tables cluttered with precisely organized spell components stretched across the room, enchanted targets floated at various heights like magical pinatas, and multiple chalkboards displayed complex diagrams that looked like Einstein, Tesla, and Dumbledore had collaborated on a group project after too much coffee.
The air itself seemed to hum with barely contained magical energy, crackling with the kind of anticipation that only came before something monumentally important. Six weeks ago, five nervous kids had walked into this room with sweaty palms and racing hearts. Now? They practically radiated confidence—the kind of assured presence that came from repeatedly accomplishing the impossible and making it look easy.
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Peter Parker stood at his designated practice station, his posture dramatically improved from the slouching teenager who'd first walked through these doors. His shoulders were straight, his stance balanced, and his wand grip had evolved from desperate white-knuckling to the firm, confident hold of someone who'd finally figured out that magic responded better to partnership than domination. His perpetually unruly brown hair still defied all known laws of physics and several unknown ones, sticking up in directions that seemed to mock both gravity and styling gel, but his movements had become precise, deliberate, almost surgical in their execution.
"Alright, Parker," he muttered under his breath, unconsciously channeling his Aunt May's New York accent as he bit his lower lip in concentration. The habit had become his pre-spell ritual, a moment of focus that helped center the chaotic brilliance of his teenage mind. "Let's show them what six weeks of obsessive practice and approximately zero sleep can accomplish."
He raised his wand with theatrical flair, because Peter Parker had never met a moment he couldn't make just slightly more dramatic. "Lumos Maxima! Wingardium Leviosa! Coloris Mutare!"
The response was immediate and spectacular. Brilliant white light erupted from his wand tip like a miniature supernova, illuminating every corner of the practice room and casting dancing shadows that seemed to applaud. Three practice objects—a brass sphere, a crystal pyramid, and what appeared to be an enchanted rubber duck—rose smoothly into the air with the grace of professional dancers, hovering at precisely calibrated heights. Then, because Peter Parker's brain operated on the principle that if something was worth doing, it was worth doing with unnecessary complexity, the objects began shifting through colors in perfect synchronization: ruby red, sapphire blue, emerald green, brilliant gold, deep purple, creating a rainbow light show that would have made Pink Floyd weep with envy.
The entire sequence, from initial spell to final color transition, lasted exactly twenty-eight seconds—Peter had timed it obsessively.
Professor Marshall, observing from her position near the windows with the kind of warm smile that had guided thousands of young witches and wizards, jotted notes on her clipboard with obvious approval. Her auburn hair caught the morning light, and her eyes sparkled with the particular satisfaction that came from watching a student not just meet expectations but obliterate them entirely.
"Textbook execution, Peter," she said, her voice carrying the refined authority of someone who'd spent decades perfecting the art of magical education. "Although I suspect your execution might actually be better than most textbooks. Six weeks ago, you nearly dislocated your wrist attempting to levitate a single feather for more than ten seconds."
Peter's grin could have powered half of Queens, his cheeks flushing pink with a combination of pride and residual embarrassment. "Yeah, but to be fair, I also gave a killer twenty-minute lecture on the aerodynamic properties of feather levitation and why the standard charm parameters were suboptimal for objects with irregular density distribution."
From across the room, Ned Leeds let out an exaggerated groan that seemed to emerge from the very depths of his soul. "Bro, you gave a twenty-minute lecture on why literally everything floats wrong. You turned feather levitation into a graduate-level physics dissertation. I'm pretty sure you could give a TED Talk titled 'Everything You Know About Floating Is Wrong: A Comprehensive Analysis of Gravitational Magic.'"
"Don't tempt me," Peter shot back, eyes sparkling with mischief and genuine academic enthusiasm. "I've actually got slides prepared. Color-coded charts, three-dimensional models, statistical analysis of optimal wand angles based on atmospheric pressure and lunar cycles. I call it 'Advanced Theoretical Applications in Basic Levitation Magic: A Post-Newtonian Approach.'"
Harry Osborn, perched in the observation section with a leather-bound tome roughly the size of a small automobile balanced on his nine-year-old lap, didn't even bother looking up as he delivered his perfectly timed deadpan: "Peter, you turned homework into a dissertation defense. That's not normal human behavior."
"Says the nine-year-old reading 'Advanced Transfiguration Theory: A Historical Perspective,'" Peter retorted, gesturing at Harry's choice of light reading material.
Harry finally glanced up, emerald eyes gleaming with the kind of sharp intelligence that made adults forget he was still in elementary school. "Fair point. But I'm not presenting a PowerPoint about it."
Professor Marshall cleared her throat gently, though her smile had widened considerably. "Gentlemen, while I appreciate academic enthusiasm, perhaps we should focus on today's practical examinations?"
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Mary Jane Watson barely acknowledged the commotion around her, maintaining the kind of focused concentration that had made her the unofficial leader of their group's more creative magical applications. Her practice station looked like a artist's studio had collided with a chemistry lab and somehow achieved perfect harmony—spell components arranged with aesthetic precision, practice objects positioned like a still life painting, and her wand movements flowing with the fluid grace of someone conducting an invisible symphony.
"Incendio Artisticus," she intoned smoothly, her voice carrying just enough dramatic flair to make the spell feel like performance art.
The response was breathtaking. Flames danced into existence above her palm, but these weren't ordinary magical fires—they spiraled upward in complex helixes, shifting and molding into intricate shapes that defied both logic and several fundamental laws of thermodynamics. A blooming rose unfurled from the flames, each petal perfectly detailed and flickering with inner light. The rose dissolved into a fluttering phoenix, its wings beating slowly as it circled her head. The phoenix transformed into something that looked suspiciously like an Academy Award trophy, complete with tiny engravings that seemed to shift and change as they watched.
Professor Marshall tilted her head, clearly impressed and possibly calculating how many graduate students would kill to achieve this level of creative spell-work. "Remarkable, Mary Jane. You've developed a unique approach to practical magic that seamlessly blends artistic vision with technical precision. It's... frankly extraordinary. Most advanced students struggle to maintain shape consistency for more than a few seconds. You're creating entire narrative sequences."
MJ let the fiery Oscar trophy wink out of existence in a final burst of golden sparks that spelled out "THE END" in cursive letters. She tucked a strand of auburn hair behind her ear with practiced casual elegance, offering a smile that suggested she was well aware of her own talent and perfectly comfortable with that knowledge.
"Everything's better with style," she said with a slight shrug, as if creating impossible beauty from thin air was just something people did on Tuesday mornings. "Even homework. Especially homework, actually. If you're going to spend hours mastering a spell, you might as well make it worth looking at."
Harry, still balanced with his massive textbook, delivered another perfectly timed observation: "So basically, Hogwarts is going to become your personal art gallery. Got it."
MJ shot him a mock-glare that could have melted steel, though the effect was somewhat undermined by the fond smile tugging at her lips. "Laugh all you want, Smallville. When I'm the one getting featured articles in Witch Weekly and having my spell-work displayed in the Ministry of Magic's cultural exhibitions, we'll see who's laughing."
Peter, who had been carefully lowering his still-color-changing practice objects, suddenly perked up with the kind of expression that suggested his brain had just made several connections simultaneously. "Wait, hold up. Witch Weekly? There's seriously a wizard version of People Magazine? What do they cover? 'Ten Potions That Will Change Your Life'? 'This Season's Hottest Cauldron Styles'? 'Celebrity Quidditch Players: They're Just Like Us'?"
Gwen Stacy, already scribbling notes in a leather-bound journal with the focused intensity of an investigative reporter, glanced up with the kind of smile that suggested she'd been waiting for exactly this question. "According to my research, Witch Weekly covers fashion, celebrity gossip, lifestyle tips, magical home improvement, relationship advice, and something called 'Quidditch Quarterly Predictions.' There's also 'The Daily Prophet' for actual news, 'Transfiguration Today' for academic articles, and apparently a magazine called 'Which Broomstick?' that's exactly what it sounds like."
"There's a whole magical media ecosystem," Ned added, Felix the color-changing fluffball perched proudly on his shoulder and cycling through excited neon colors. "It's like discovering there's an entire civilization that's been operating parallel to everything we thought we knew about the world."
Felicia Hardy, lounging at her station with the kind of effortless cool that suggested she'd been born knowing secrets the rest of them were still figuring out, smirked. "Wait until you discover magical social media. Apparently wizards have their own version of everything, just with more explosions and significantly less privacy protection."
Professor Marshall raised an eyebrow. "Where exactly are you getting this information, Miss Hardy?"
Felicia's smile was pure innocence, if innocence could be weaponized. "Oh, you know. Around. Places. Sources. I have very well-connected friends."
From the observation area, Walter Hardy's gruff voice carried across the room: "Kitten, we've discussed your 'information gathering' methods."
"And I've listened very carefully, Daddy," Felicia replied sweetly. "I've taken all your advice under consideration."
"That's not the same as following it."
"Details."
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Ned Leeds took a steadying breath, rolling his shoulders and adjusting his stance with the kind of careful preparation that had become his signature approach to complex magic. Felix, his beloved color-changing companion, perched proudly on his shoulder like a tiny, fluffy copilot, cycling through anticipatory shades of bright yellow and electric blue that somehow perfectly captured Ned's mixture of nerves and excitement.
"Okay, here we go," Ned muttered, more to Felix than to the room at large. "Remember our practice sessions. Steady hands, clear intentions, emotional resonance over raw power. We've got this."
Felix squeaked what sounded suspiciously like encouragement, shifting to a confident shade of deep purple.
Ned raised his wand with the deliberate precision of someone who'd spent countless hours perfecting not just the movements, but the entire philosophy behind his magical approach. "Proteus Totalus. Chromatic Resonance. Empathic Amplification."
The effect was immediate and utterly unique. The practice objects scattered across his desk—crystals, metal spheres, enchanted stones, and what appeared to be a collection of charmed buttons—began to shimmer and glow with soft, responsive light. But this wasn't ordinary magical illumination. The objects pulsed and shifted in direct response to the emotional states of everyone in the room, creating a kind of magical mood ring installation that somehow made perfect sense.
When Peter's excitement spiked at watching the spell take effect, the objects flared brighter, their surfaces dancing with quick, energetic patterns. When Gwen's analytical focus deepened as she took notes, the glow became sharper, more defined, with precise geometric patterns that seemed to reflect the structure of her thoughts. When MJ smiled at the beauty of the display, everything turned golden, warm and rich like honey in sunlight.
Professor Marshall blinked several times, clearly processing what she was witnessing with the kind of academic fascination reserved for genuinely unprecedented magical phenomena. "Extraordinary. Empathic spell-work at your level is... well, it's virtually unheard of. Most adult wizards struggle with basic emotional resonance charms. You've created magical objects that respond to the emotional environment itself, creating a real-time empathic feedback system. This is graduate-level theoretical magic."
Ned practically glowed with pride, his cheeks flushing as Felix shifted to a smug shade of royal purple and somehow managed to look incredibly pleased with himself despite being a small fuzzy ball without visible facial features.
"Felix and I make a pretty good team," Ned said, reaching up to gently scratch behind Felix's tiny ears. "He's like my... emotional Wi-Fi router? He helps me understand what everyone's feeling, and then I can channel that into the spell-work. It's like having a magical empathy amplifier."
Peter, still watching the color-changing display with obvious fascination, snorted with amusement. "Yeah, except when Wi-Fi dies, you don't start glowing pink and demanding snacks every twenty minutes."
"Don't give him ideas," Ned warned, though he was clearly fighting back laughter. "Felix already has very strong opinions about meal timing and snack quality. I don't need him developing a magical tantrum protocol."
Felix squeaked indignantly, shifting to offended orange for exactly three seconds before cycling back to contented purple, apparently deciding that being scratched behind the ears was worth forgiving the snack comment.
Harry, still reading but clearly paying attention to everything happening around him, observed without looking up: "So basically, you've invented magical emotional intelligence. That's... actually incredibly useful. Most wizards spend years learning to read social situations and emotional undercurrents. You've weaponized empathy."
"Weaponized is a strong word," Ned protested. "I prefer 'magically enhanced emotional awareness for the betterment of interpersonal understanding and social harmony.'"
"That's a very long way to say 'weaponized empathy,'" Gwen noted, still scribbling observations.
"Accurate, though," MJ added. "Ned's basically going to be the world's most magically gifted therapist."
Felix squeaked what sounded like agreement, cycling through supportive rainbow colors.
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Gwen Stacy's practice station looked like the love child of a CSI crime lab and a magical research facility, organized with the kind of methodical precision that suggested she approached magic the same way she approached everything else—as a problem to be solved, analyzed, and thoroughly understood. Her spell components were arranged in perfect rows, labeled with tiny cards written in her neat handwriting, and her practice objects were positioned with geometric accuracy that would have impressed a mathematician.
She raised her wand with movements that were sharp, efficient, and utterly without wasted energy—every gesture calculated for maximum effectiveness rather than theatrical flair.
"Detectus Comprehensus. Reveal Veritas. Temporal Trace Analysis."
The spells layered together with seamless integration, each one building upon the previous in a cascading series of revelations that transformed her practice area into something resembling a magical forensics display. Glowing patterns appeared across her desk, revealing the ghostly imprints of every spell that had been cast in the vicinity over the past several hours. The traces appeared as delicate, luminescent threads in various colors, creating a complex three-dimensional map of magical activity that looked like someone had made a hologram from pure light and mathematical precision.
Professor Marshall leaned forward, genuinely fascinated by the display and clearly calculating the academic implications of what she was witnessing. "Graduate-level investigative magic. The spell layering alone requires extraordinary control, and the temporal trace analysis is something most Auror trainees don't master until their third year of specialized training. Your precision is... impeccable."
Gwen allowed herself a small, satisfied smile—the kind of expression that suggested she was well aware of her capabilities but wasn't particularly interested in showing off about them. "I'm thinking Magical Law Enforcement after Hogwarts. Detective work, investigation, maybe eventually Auror training. There's something appealing about using magic to solve problems and find truth."
From the observation area, Captain George Stacy's gruff voice carried across the room with unmistakable paternal pride: "That's my girl. Always knew she'd end up keeping people honest and catching the bad guys."
Peter glanced over at Harry, lowering his voice to what he probably thought was a whisper but was actually clearly audible to everyone in the room: "Do you think she's going to end up interrogating us someday when we inevitably screw up something spectacular at Hogwarts?"
Harry, still balanced with his enormous textbook, didn't even bother looking up as he delivered his response with perfect deadpan timing: "Peter, she already interrogates you on a regular basis. You just haven't noticed because you're usually too busy talking to pay attention to the questions she's asking."
Gwen smirked without turning around, her attention still focused on the magical trace patterns floating above her desk. "Correct. Also, Peter, when you inevitably screw up something spectacular at Hogwarts—and we all know it's 'when,' not 'if'—I'll be ready with a full investigative workup, documented evidence, and probably a detailed report on exactly how you managed to defy both magical law and common sense simultaneously."
"That's... surprisingly comforting, actually," Peter admitted. "It's nice to know someone will at least document my disasters professionally."
Ned, still gently scratching Felix behind the ears, chimed in: "Plus, if Gwen's doing the investigation, at least we know it'll be thorough and fair. She won't just assume we were being idiots."
"Oh no, I'll definitely assume you were being idiots," Gwen corrected cheerfully. "But I'll gather evidence to support that assumption before filing my final report."
Felix squeaked what sounded suspiciously like laughter, cycling through amused shades of green and gold.
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Felicia Hardy occupied her practice station with the kind of effortless grace that made everything look easy, even when it definitely wasn't. She lounged rather than stood, her wand spinning lazily between her fingers like a baton in the hands of a master twirler, and somehow managed to project an aura of casual competence that suggested magic was just another skill she'd picked up along the way, like riding a bicycle or picking locks.
"Fortuna Favoris. Lucky Multiplicandi. Serendipitas Maximus."
The spells rolled off her tongue with conversational ease, as if she were ordering coffee rather than manipulating the fundamental forces of probability and chance. The effects were immediate, subtle, and absolutely impossible to ignore. Reality seemed to bend gently around her, as if the universe itself had decided that Felicia Hardy deserved preferential treatment.
Coins materialized in her pocket—not conjured, but apparently discovered from places they had somehow always been. A practice feather that had been floating randomly around the room drifted down with perfect timing to land directly in her bag, somehow folding itself neatly among her other supplies. Her quill, which had been taking notes automatically, finished writing a complete summary of the day's lessons at precisely the moment she completed her spell sequence, the ink still wet but perfectly legible.
Professor Marshall blinked several times, clearly struggling to find an appropriate academic framework for what she'd just witnessed. "I... honestly have no established pedagogical methodology for this. You're not just casting luck charms—you're actually bending probability itself. This is theoretical magic that most researchers spend decades trying to understand, and you're treating it like a parlor trick."
Felicia offered a smile that somehow managed to be both innocent and utterly knowing, tucking the mysteriously appeared coins into her pocket with casual grace. "It's not really luck if you understand how to work with it properly. The universe has patterns, rhythms, preferences. Once you figure out what it likes, it tends to be cooperative. The universe likes me."
"Or it's absolutely terrified of you," MJ muttered, though her tone suggested grudging admiration rather than actual concern.
Felicia's smile widened, taking on a distinctly mischievous edge. "Why not both? Fear and affection can be surprisingly similar emotions, depending on the context."
From the observation area, Walter Hardy's voice carried the kind of resigned exasperation that suggested this was a familiar conversation: "Felicia, sweetheart, don't let it get to your head. Overconfidence has been the downfall of more talented people than you can count."
Felicia tossed her silver-blonde hair with practiced theatrical flair. "Too late, Daddy. Besides, it's not overconfidence when you can consistently prove your point. That's just accurate self-assessment."
Harry, still reading his massive tome but clearly following every word of the conversation, observed quietly: "There's a fine line between confidence and hubris. Most people who think they've figured out how to manipulate luck end up discovering they were actually just postponing their comeuppance."
Felicia turned to look at him with genuine interest, recognizing the kind of sharp intelligence that most people missed because they got distracted by his age. "Wise words from someone who hasn't even started magical education yet. Tell me, Harry—do you think luck exists, or is it just probability that people don't understand well enough to predict?"
Harry finally looked up from his book, emerald eyes gleaming with the kind of focused attention that made adults nervous. "I think luck is what people call it when they don't understand all the variables involved in a complex system. But I also think some people are naturally better at reading those variables, which makes them appear luckier than they actually are."
"Interesting theory," Felicia mused. "Care to test it?"
"Maybe later," Harry replied, returning his attention to his book. "I'm still working on understanding the theoretical framework behind advanced magical probability manipulation. I'd prefer to know what I'm dealing with before I start experimenting."
Professor Marshall cleared her throat gently. "Perhaps we should save the advanced theoretical discussions for after we've completed today's practical examinations?"
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And then there was Harry Osborn. Nine years old, small enough that his feet didn't quite touch the floor when he sat in the observation chairs, but possessed of an intellectual presence that made most adults forget about his age entirely. He was currently balanced with a leather-bound tome that was easily twice the size of most college textbooks, flipping through pages covered in dense magical theory with the kind of focused attention most people reserved for their favorite television shows.
The book's title, embossed in faded gold lettering, read "Advanced Transfiguration Theory: A Comprehensive Historical Analysis of Structural Magic and Its Applications in Modern Wizarding Society." It was not, by any reasonable definition, light reading material for an elementary school student.
"Professor Marshall," Harry said suddenly, his voice carrying across the room with the kind of casual authority that made everyone automatically pay attention. He didn't look up from his book, but somehow his question felt directed at the entire room. "Patronus magic—emotional resonance is more fundamentally important than raw magical power, correct? But crisis casting scenarios require both emotional stability and significant energy output simultaneously. How do advanced practitioners balance those competing requirements without compromising the spell's effectiveness or risking magical exhaustion?"
The practice room fell completely silent. Even the magical trace patterns from Gwen's station seemed to pause in their gentle glowing, as if the universe itself was waiting for an answer to a question that most adult wizards never thought to ask.
Professor Marshall blinked several times, clearly processing not just the question but the casual expertise with which it had been delivered by someone who was technically still in elementary school. She set down her clipboard and gave Harry her full attention, the kind of focused consideration she usually reserved for graduate student thesis defenses.
"That's... seventh-year theoretical material, Harry. Advanced defensive magic theory. Your analysis is absolutely correct—Patronus casting does require both emotional resonance and substantial magical energy, and the balance is one of the most challenging aspects of the spell. Most practitioners spend years developing the emotional stability necessary to maintain the required positive memories while under duress, and even longer learning to channel sufficient power without letting fear or desperation corrupt the spell's foundation."
Harry nodded thoughtfully, finally looking up from his book with emerald eyes that seemed to hold far more knowledge than should have been possible for someone his age. His lips curved into a small smile that somehow managed to be both innocent and distinctly knowing.
"Good to know," he said with casual satisfaction. "That gives me approximately two years to practice the emotional stability components before I start formal magical education. Should be sufficient time to develop a reliable casting methodology."
Peter, who had been listening with growing amazement, let out a slightly strangled laugh. "Harry, you're nine years old and you're planning magical training schedules that most Hogwarts graduates would find intimidating. That's not normal human behavior."
"Normal is subjective," Harry replied with a slight shrug, returning his attention to his massive textbook. "Besides, if I'm going to be starting magical education two years behind the rest of you, I should probably make sure I'm prepared to catch up quickly. I don't intend to be the weak link in our group dynamic."
Gwen, still monitoring her magical trace displays, glanced over with obvious approval. "Academic preparation is always wise. Though I suspect you're not going to have any trouble keeping up with us. Your theoretical knowledge is already more advanced than most of ours."
"Theory is important," Harry acknowledged. "But practical application is what matters. I can read about spell-casting all day, but until I can actually hold a wand and channel magic properly, I'm just a very well-informed observer."
Ned, with Felix perched contentedly on his shoulder, offered encouragingly: "Two years isn't that long. And we'll all be at Hogwarts together eventually. We can help each other figure things out."
Harry's smile widened slightly, taking on a warmth that transformed his entire expression from intellectually intimidating to genuinely fond. "I'm counting on it. We make a good team, even with the age difference."
Felicia, still lounging at her station with casual elegance, smirked. "Plus, by the time you get to Hogwarts, we'll have two years of experience making spectacular mistakes for you to learn from. Consider us your advance scouting party."
"That's... actually quite helpful," Harry admitted. "Though knowing this group, your mistakes will probably be legendary enough to still be talked about by the time I arrive."
Peter grinned sheepishly. "We'll try to make them educational mistakes."
"The best kind," Professor Marshall interjected with fond amusement. "Learning from failure is often more valuable than learning from success."
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By the time they'd completed their individual practical examinations, the five students had transformed from a collection of talented individuals into something that looked remarkably like a cohesive team. They moved around each other with easy familiarity, offered assistance without being asked, and had developed the kind of supportive banter that came from weeks of shared challenges and mutual encouragement.
The practice room itself seemed to reflect their progress—where six weeks ago it had felt like a formal classroom space, it now hummed with the comfortable energy of a place where real learning had happened. The magical residue from their spell-work created subtle aurora patterns in the air, and even the floating practice targets seemed to bob with more enthusiasm than strictly necessary.
Professor Marshall set her clipboard aside and surveyed her students with obvious satisfaction, her expression warm with the kind of professional pride that came from watching young people exceed every reasonable expectation.
"You'll all be entering Hogwarts significantly ahead of your peer group," she said, her voice carrying both congratulation and gentle warning. "Your skill levels are genuinely exceptional, and your understanding of magical theory is remarkably sophisticated. But remember—advanced ability comes with increased responsibility. You'll need to balance confidence with humility, knowledge with patience, and talent with genuine leadership."
MJ, who had been absently creating small flame sculptures while listening, let her current creation—a tiny phoenix that was performing aerial acrobatics—wink out of existence as she translated with characteristic directness: "In other words, be helpful without being insufferable jerks about how much better we are than everyone else."
Professor Marshall's smile widened. "That's... actually a remarkably accurate translation, Mary Jane."
Harry, still balanced with his enormous textbook, added thoughtfully: "Or as Felicia would probably phrase it—be impressively competent, but not obnoxiously superior about it."
Felicia, who had been examining the coins that had mysteriously appeared in her pocket, looked up with mock offense. "I prefer the term 'charmingly confident,' thank you very much. There's an art to being superior without being insufferable. It takes genuine talent."
"Which you definitely have," Gwen observed, though her tone suggested this might not be entirely a compliment.
"Why, thank you," Felicia replied sweetly, apparently choosing to take it as one anyway.
Ned, with Felix cycling through contented pastel colors on his shoulder, pumped his fist with enthusiasm that seemed to energize the entire room. "I don't care how we phrase it—we're ready for Hogwarts! Six weeks ago I couldn't levitate a feather without Felix changing colors so fast he looked like a disco ball. Now look at us!"
Felix squeaked proudly, shifting to brilliant gold as if to emphasize the point.
"Two years," Harry reminded them quietly, though his voice carried the kind of determination that suggested he viewed this as a temporary inconvenience rather than a real obstacle. "Then I join you, and we can really see what this team can accomplish together."
Peter, who had been grinning with barely contained excitement throughout the entire conversation, practically bounced on his toes. "Two years of us getting into increasingly spectacular trouble and learning how to get out of it, followed by Harry arriving with enough theoretical knowledge to probably teach some of the classes himself. Hogwarts isn't going to know what hit them."
"Neither will we, probably," Gwen added with dry amusement. "But that's half the fun."
Chapter 18: Chapter 17
Chapter Text
# Platform 9¾ - September 1st
The morning rush of King's Cross was its usual brand of controlled chaos: trains shrieking, whistles blowing, and an endless shuffle of commuters trying not to spill their coffees while simultaneously checking their phones, dodging trolleys, and pretending they weren't secretly panicking about being late to whatever Very Important Thing awaited them at their destination.
But tucked inside the chaos was something extraordinary—families with owls in cages, cats swishing their tails in wicker baskets, trunks clattering on trolleys loaded with cauldrons and spell books, and kids buzzing with the kind of anticipation that had nothing to do with catching the 10:15 to Edinburgh.
The Parker-Watson-Leeds-Stacy-Hardy crew—because after six weeks of magical training they had officially evolved from "random collection of confused families" to "organized convoy of semi-prepared magical parents and overly-excited children"—huddled near the barrier between Platforms 9 and 10. The parents had instinctively clustered together like some kind of support group for people whose biggest worry had shifted from "will my kid remember to eat lunch" to "will my kid accidentally turn their classmates into ferrets."
Meanwhile, the kids were doing their best impression of "organized chaos" while their luggage formed a small mountain range of trunks, bags, and magical supplies that looked like they were preparing for either a semester at boarding school or a quest to defeat a dragon. Possibly both.
Ben Parker checked his watch for the seventh time in three minutes, like he was timing a NASA launch rather than watching his nephew prepare to walk through what appeared to be a perfectly solid brick wall.
"Alright, everyone, listen up," Ben announced in his best responsible-adult voice, though the slight tremor in it suggested he was about as confident as the rest of them. "Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. Direct entry through what appears to be a solid wall. Walk confidently. Do not hesitate. Do not stop. And under no circumstances should you scream 'I'm about to die!' while going through."
"Noted," Ned said solemnly, nodding like he was about to step onto the Millennium Falcon rather than through a magical barrier. Felix the Pygmy Puff bobbed happily on his shoulder, flickering bright green like a traffic signal that had gotten way too excited about its job.
May arched a brow, hands on her hips in that universal aunt pose that meant business. "This magical world of yours seems to think head trauma is a rite of passage. First flying lessons where you fall off brooms, now walking face-first into walls?"
"It's not trauma," Harry corrected, his hoodie pulled up so his emerald eyes gleamed from beneath the shadow of his fringe. Despite being the youngest of the group, his voice carried a weight that made everyone listen. "It's initiation. If you're not confident enough to walk through, you're not ready for what's waiting on the other side."
The words hung in the air with more gravity than they should've coming from a nine-year-old. May and Ben exchanged one of those parental looks, the unspoken *that kid is terrifyingly wise and also slightly concerning* passing between them like a shared secret.
"Or," Peter cut in, bouncing slightly on his toes while his brown hair stuck out in approximately seventeen different directions despite May's earlier attempts to tame it with both water and threats, "or, the wall has like… velocity thresholds. What if you go too slow and bounce off like a really embarrassing trampolineincident? Or too fast and you end up in, I don't know, Platform Ten-and-a-Half? Or worse, half of you gets through and the other half is stuck explaining to Muggle commuters why your torso is embedded in a brick wall, and then the Ministry has to do memory modifications, and—"
"Peter," Gwen interrupted, tugging her trunk handle with the weary patience of someone who had endured six solid weeks of his spirals and had developed the zen-like ability to cut them off before they reached critical mass. "We practiced this. Confidence, momentum, wall. That's it. It's not rocket science."
"Actually," Peter said, pointing his wandless finger at her like he was defending a doctoral thesis in front of a panel of very skeptical professors, "I bet if we measured magical barrier entry speed against Newtonian physics principles and applied some basic kinetic energy calculations, we'd find some absolutely fascinating correlations between magical permeability and—"
"Peter," MJ interrupted without bothering to look up from her sketchbook. She was leaning against her trunk with the casual elegance of someone who had mastered the art of looking effortlessly cool while surrounded by complete chaos. Her copper-red hair caught the morning sunlight streaming through the station's glass ceiling as she sketched the Victorian architecture of King's Cross with quick, confident strokes. "You're doing it again. Overthinking. It's a wall. You walk through it. Done."
"It's never just a wall with you people," Peter insisted, gesturing broadly at the magical families around them. "It's a magical wall. That means there are hidden mechanics, probably ancient runes carved into the infrastructure, possibly complex warding matrices that have been maintained for decades—"
"Translation," Felicia said smoothly, adjusting her platinum-blonde hair in the reflection of a passing luggage cart while somehow managing to look like she belonged on the cover of a magazine rather than standing in a train station surrounded by magical chaos, "you're psyching yourself out. Look around, Parker—everyone else is just strolling through like it's the queue for Starbucks. Nobody's sprinting. Nobody's taking measurements. Nobody's muttering about 'warding matrices' like they're about to write a research paper."
She gestured at a nearby family where two older kids were casually pushing their trolleys toward the barrier while their parents waved goodbye. The kids hit the wall and simply... disappeared, like walking through water.
"See?" Felicia continued. "Casual. Confident. No dramatic mathematical calculations required."
Ned grinned, reaching up to pat Felix, who had turned a smug shade of yellow that definitely meant he was enjoying the entertainment. "Yeah, man, even Felix thinks you're being dramatic. Right, Felix?"
The Pygmy Puff chirped once and flickered through a rapid sequence of colors that somehow managed to convey both agreement and mild exasperation. In Felix-language, it definitely translated to *Peter, chill out before you give yourself an aneurysm.*
Peter frowned, looking genuinely offended. "Oh, so now I'm being outnumbered by a magical puffball? Great. This is my life now. Outvoted by a creature that's essentially a sentient stress ball."
Felix squeaked indignantly and turned bright red, which Ned had learned meant he was deeply offended by the "stress ball" comment.
"He's not just a stress ball," Ned said defensively. "Felix is a highly intelligent magical creature with complex emotional responses and—"
"And an attitude problem," Felicia added with a smirk.
Harry, who had been quietly scanning the steady flow of magical families moving through the barrier like it was the most natural thing in the world, suddenly looked up with that mischievous grin that always meant he was about to either solve a problem or create a much more interesting one.
"Want me to go first, Peter?" he offered casually. "You know, prove the physics are fine and there's no risk of spontaneous wall-related combustion?"
Peter's brown eyes widened in alarm. "Uh, no? Absolutely not? You're nine. If something goes catastrophically wrong, you don't have the body mass for impact resistance. I mean, statistically speaking, I've got a much better shot at surviving the potential concussion, plus I heal faster, and—"
"Wow," Gwen snorted, shaking her head. "Only you could make bravery sound like a peer-reviewed scientific experiment. 'The Comparative Analysis of Head Trauma Survival Rates in Magical Barrier Penetration: A Study.'"
"That would actually be a fascinating paper," Peter said, completely missing her sarcasm. "We could get real data on magical barrier safety protocols—"
"Parker," Felicia interrupted, her voice dripping with amusement, "you're not doing this for science. You're doing this because you want to be the first one through. You want the headline: 'Local Genius Boy Successfully Penetrates Magical Barrier, Survives to Brag About It.' Classic Parker move."
"Hey!" Peter protested, pointing at her with the kind of righteous indignation that only teenagers could muster. "That's completely unfair and totally inaccurate. I'm not doing this for headlines or bragging rights. I'm doing this for the advancement of human knowledge and the practical application of scientific methodology to magical phenomena, which is completely different—"
"Science?" MJ offered dryly, not looking up from her sketch but somehow managing to convey an entire eye-roll in her tone.
"Yes! Thank you, MJ!" Peter said, completely missing the fact that she was making fun of him. "Someone around here appreciates the value of empirical observation and data collection."
MJ did look up then, just long enough to give him a look that clearly said *you're an idiot, but you're our idiot,* before going back to shading in a particularly intricate roof tile.
Ned puffed up importantly, patting Felix like a coach psyching up his star player before the big game. "Alright, guys, I've got an idea. Team strategy: we pair up for moral support. Less chance of someone chickening out halfway through or getting distracted by architectural details." He pointed at Felicia with the confidence of someone making a very strategic decision. "I'm calling dibs on Felicia."
Felicia raised an eyebrow, her smirk widening into something that was equal parts flattered and amused. "Obviously. Who wouldn't want to be paired with me? I'm excellent moral support, and I look great doing it."
"Plus if something goes wrong, you can probably sweet-talk your way out of it," Ned added pragmatically.
"True. I'm very persuasive."
Gwen rolled her eyes but couldn't hide her smile. "Fine, I'll go with Peter. That way when he starts calculating wall density and structural integrity mid-stride, I can physically shove him through before he can abort mission and start taking measurements."
"That's... actually pretty insulting," Peter muttered, but he didn't argue because, honestly, it was probably a solid strategy.
"It's not insulting if it's accurate," Gwen pointed out. "And we both know it's accurate."
"Rude but fair," Peter conceded.
That left MJ glancing over at Harry, who just shrugged with that casual confidence that somehow made everyone else feel more settled.
"What about you?" MJ asked. "Want to pair up with the artistically inclined weirdo?"
Harry's grin softened into something genuinely warm. "I'm not going through this year, remember? I'll hang back and make sure nobody actually does splat against the bricks. Quality control."
"Right, because you're nine going on forty," MJ said, but her tone was fond rather than mocking. "The responsible one in a group of teenagers. How does that even work?"
"Better than fifteen going on pretentious tortured artist," Harry shot back, grinning just enough to show it was friendly fire rather than actual meanness.
MJ blinked at him, then burst into laughter—a bright, genuine sound that made May glance over with a *what are those kids plotting now* expression.
"Okay, that was actually pretty good," MJ admitted, snapping her sketchbook shut with a dramatic flourish. "I walked right into that one."
"You did," Harry agreed cheerfully. "But don't worry, your tortured artist aesthetic is very convincing. Very authentic angst."
"I don't have angst," MJ protested. "I have artistic depth and emotional complexity."
"Same thing, different vocabulary," Felicia chimed in.
Meanwhile, the parents had formed their own loose protective circle around the kids, like some kind of half-baked magical Secret Service unit that wasn't entirely sure what they were protecting against but was determined to look competent while figuring it out. Their expressions carried the same cocktail of pride, anxiety, and barely-contained awe that seemed to be the default state for parents navigating the magical world.
George Stacy adjusted his jacket with military precision, looking crisp and efficient in that way that made even a subway turnstile seem like a potential interrogation suspect. His cop instincts were clearly trying to process the logistics of magical transportation and finding the whole thing slightly concerning from a security standpoint.
"Right," he said, his tone carrying that NYPD authority that could make even magical logistics sound like routine police procedure. "The plan is: we all approach the barrier together as a unit. We get the kids safely through and settled on the train. We say our goodbyes without excessive emotional displays that might embarrass anyone. Then we spend the next ten months pretending not to panic while secretly checking for owl mail every five minutes and researching whether magical boarding schools have adequate safety protocols."
"Remarkably accurate assessment," Walter Hardy said dryly, his eyes scanning the crowd with the practiced wariness of someone who had spent years expecting trouble and usually finding it. "Though I want it on record that if any of their letters so much as mention dragons, giant spiders, or 'exciting educational opportunities' that involve potentially deadly creatures, I reserve the right to actively panic and possibly stage an intervention."
Felicia rolled her eyes with the exaggerated patience of a teenager whose parent was being embarrassingly overprotective in public. "Dad, it's a boarding school, not a dungeon crawl or a survival reality show. How dangerous could a magical education possibly be?"
Walter gave her the kind of long, measured stare that fathers had been perfecting for generations, the one that translated universally as *you have absolutely no idea how dangerous the world can be and that terrifies me more than I can express.*
"Famous last words, sweetheart. That's exactly what every parent says right before their kid writes home about narrowly escaping death during what was supposed to be a routine Potions lesson."
"You're being dramatic," Felicia said, but there was affection in her voice.
"I'm being realistic. There's a difference."
Meanwhile, Phillip Watson had somehow managed to sneak his notebook past Madelyn's earlier confiscation attempt and was now scribbling furiously while muttering under his breath like a man conducting a TED Talk for an audience of one.
"Absolutely fascinating," Phillip murmured, his pen moving so fast it was practically vibrating. "The barrier's seamless integration into preexisting municipal infrastructure suggests decades, possibly centuries, of magical-mundane cooperation agreements. The implications for urban planning and architectural concealment are staggering. The energy requirements alone would necessitate—"
"Philip," Madelyn cut in smoothly, plucking the notebook out of his hands with the practiced efficiency of someone who had been married to an academic for twenty years and had mastered the art of preventing public lectures. Her tone was velvet wrapped around steel, the kind of diplomatic voice that could make both world leaders and teenagers stop talking and pay attention. "Platform first. Dissertation later."
"But the preliminary theoretical framework is practically writing itself," Phillip protested, making a half-hearted grab for his notebook. "The intersection of magical concealment charms with modern engineering principles could revolutionize our understanding of—"
"Later, honey," Madelyn smiled, tucking the notebook into her purse like contraband. "Right now, we focus on getting our daughter safely onto the magical train. Academic breakthroughs can wait thirty minutes."
George Leeds, meanwhile, was practically bouncing on his toes with barely contained dad-energy, his engineer's brain clearly working overtime to process the logistics of what they were witnessing.
"But seriously though," George said, gesturing at the barrier like it was the most interesting puzzle he'd encountered in years, "the engineering behind this is incredible! A whole hidden platform seamlessly integrated into a functioning public train station? The structural modifications alone would require permits, inspections, probably a complete renovation of the foundation systems—"
"George," Helen Leeds interrupted gently, slipping her hand onto his arm with the practiced grace of a woman who had long ago learned the art of redirecting her husband's enthusiasm before it reached lecture-level intensity. "Engineering analysis later. Child on magical train now. Priorities."
Helen's expression softened as she glanced at Ned, who was practically glowing with excitement while Felix cycled through what appeared to be a celebratory light show on his shoulder.
"You know," Helen said, shaking her head with a mixture of wonder and mild panic, "six months ago, our biggest worry was whether you'd remember to pack your lunch or forget your homework. Now it's whether you're emotionally prepared for something called 'Care of Magical Creatures' and whether your pet Pygmy Puff is going to get you into trouble for being too enthusiastic about everything."
"I am totally ready," Ned declared with the confidence of someone who had never met a challenge he didn't think he could handle with enough optimism and snack foods. He puffed out his chest proudly while Felix squeaked in agreement, cycling through electric blue, which was clearly his color for *confidence and determination.* "I've been preparing for this my whole life. Well, okay, for the last six weeks, but those were a really intensive six weeks."
"Felix agrees," Ned translated solemnly, as though he were channeling important information from a magical consultant. "He says I've got a natural gift for magical creature management and that Hogwarts won't know what hit them."
"You've got a natural gift for spoiling magical creatures," Helen corrected with a fond smile. "That Pygmy Puff has you better trained than most people train their dogs. He's essentially running a one-Puff con operation."
"Felix prefers the term 'strategic partnership,'" Ned corrected with wounded dignity. "He provides excellent magical creature insights and tactical advice in exchange for premium snacks and optimal shoulder-perching privileges. It's a very professional relationship."
"Like when he 'advised' you to pack three extra bags of treats 'just in case'?" MJ asked with a smirk, adjusting her bag on her shoulder.
"Exactly," Ned said without missing a beat. "That's just good planning. Felix has excellent foresight."
MJ laughed and turned to Gwen, who was checking her trunk handle for the fifth time while mentally reviewing what appeared to be a comprehensive packing list. "Please tell me you haven't color-coded your class schedule already."
"Of course I have," Gwen said, not even pretending to be embarrassed about her organizational tendencies. "Color-coding is the foundation of academic success. Green for Herbology, blue for Transfiguration, red for Defense Against the Dark Arts, purple for Potions, yellow for Charms—"
"What about brown for 'subjects that might result in accidental death'?" Peter interrupted.
"That would be most of them, so it's not a very useful category," Gwen replied matter-of-factly. "I prefer to think of it as 'subjects requiring extra safety protocols and backup plans.'"
"Which is all of them," Felicia pointed out.
"Exactly. Hence the extensive preparation." Gwen hefted her bag, which was clearly packed with enough supplies to survive a siege. "Organization is ninety percent of magical education success. The other ten percent is not setting your eyebrows on fire during practical spellwork."
"Guess that rules Peter out of academic excellence," Felicia teased, her smile sharp enough to cut glass.
Peter clutched his messenger bag dramatically, looking deeply offended. "Hey! My eyebrows are completely intact, thank you very much. And they're going to stay that way because I believe in proper safety protocols and measured risk assessment."
"You mean excessive worrying and overthinking," MJ clarified.
"I prefer 'comprehensive preparation and cautious optimism,'" Peter corrected.
Harry, who had been leaning against a support column with his usual quiet confidence, watching the chaos unfold around him with those steady emerald eyes, finally spoke up.
"You'll all be fine," he said simply. The words carried a weight of certainty that somehow made everyone's shoulders relax slightly. It was that big-brother energy he radiated, even though he was younger than most of them. "Magic school is supposed to be challenging, but you're not supposed to die from it. That would be bad for enrollment numbers."
"Very practical reasoning," MJ said approvingly.
"Besides," Harry continued, his grin taking on that mischievous edge that always meant he was about to say something that would shift the entire energy of the conversation, "when I get my Hogwarts letter in two years, you'll all already be the experienced pros. I'll be the rookie who needs help finding the bathroom."
Peter elbowed him lightly, grinning. "Yeah, and by then we'll have all the good secrets figured out. You'll have to earn your way into our exclusive 'survived magical education' club."
"Rookie who could still bench-press most of you," Harry fired back smoothly, that confident grin flashing.
"Okay, fair point," Peter conceded, raising his hands in surrender. "But I'll have magical training by then. That's got to count for something."
"Magic doesn't make you less scrawny, Parker," Felicia pointed out.
"Rude but probably accurate," Peter sighed.
Just then, a familiar figure swept toward their group with the kind of dramatic entrance that made everyone in a fifty-foot radius automatically turn to look. Aurora Sinclair didn't walk into spaces so much as claim them through sheer force of personality and impeccable timing. Her robes were a swirl of midnight blue trimmed with silver that managed to look both traditionally magical and perfectly appropriate for a public train station—a combination that probably required more skill than most people realized.
Even her cane, which she carried more for dramatic effect than actual support, tapped against the floor with the rhythm of ceremony rather than necessity.
"Ah," Aurora said, her voice carrying that warm authority that made everyone automatically straighten up and pay attention, "my favorite constellation of young prodigies. Are we ready for the final transition into your magical academic careers?"
The kids immediately perked up, like students when their favorite teacher walked into the room.
Peter practically bounced on his toes, his grin wide enough to split his face. "More than ready, Professor Sinclair. This is it. The big leagues. Actual Hogwarts, with actual magical classes and actual centuries of magical knowledge just waiting to be absorbed and analyzed and—"
"Breathe, Parker," Felicia interrupted. "You're going to hyperventilate before you even get through the barrier."
"I'm not hyperventilating, I'm enthusiastically anticipating," Peter corrected. "There's a difference. And I've been working on my introduction approach for new classmates."
Felicia raised an eyebrow with the kind of expression that suggested she was already mentally preparing for secondhand embarrassment. "Oh no. What's your 'introduction approach'?"
Peter cleared his throat importantly. "I was thinking something along the lines of: 'Greetings, fellow magical scholars, I come bearing extensive knowledge of advanced physics principles and a comprehensive collection of science-based humor. Let's be friends and revolutionize magical education together.'"
The silence that followed was so complete that even Felix stopped his color-cycling to stare.
"Please don't do that," Gwen said flatly, looking like she was already planning to pretend she didn't know him.
"Oh, absolutely let him do that," MJ said with wicked delight, closing her sketchbook with a snap. "It'll be like performance art. Really avant-garde social experimentation."
"I think it's nice," Ned offered supportively. "Friendly and informative."
"It's something," Harry said diplomatically.
Aurora's eyes sparkled with amusement. "Perhaps a simple 'hello' might be more... accessible for initial introductions, Mr. Parker. You can work up to the comprehensive scientific discourse once you've established basic social connections."
"But where's the efficiency in that?" Peter asked, genuinely puzzled. "Why waste time with small talk when you could immediately establish your areas of expertise and intellectual interests?"
"Because most people find it overwhelming," Gwen explained patiently, "and some of us would like to make friends without having to explain why our friend is giving impromptu lectures to strangers."
"I don't give lectures," Peter protested. "I share interesting information enthusiastically."
"Same thing, different marketing," Felicia said.
"I'm definitely ready," MJ announced, clearly deciding to redirect the conversation before Peter could defend his social interaction strategies further. "There's something very... poetic about stepping through a brick wall into a completely new chapter of your life. It's like a metaphor made literal."
"Everything's a metaphor with you," Ned said fondly.
"Because everything is a metaphor," MJ replied. "Art is about finding the deeper meaning in everyday experiences and—"
"And you're doing the thing where you sound like a pretentious art student," Felicia interrupted with a grin.
"I am a pretentious art student," MJ said proudly. "It's part of my charm."
"So ready it's not even funny," Ned blurted, almost tripping over his own feet in his eagerness to contribute to the conversation. Felix responded to his excitement by cycling through what looked like a miniature rainbow fireworks display. "I've been packed for three days. I reorganized my trunk twice. I have backup snacks, extra quills, and I practiced my 'confident magical student' walk in the mirror."
"You practiced walking?" Gwen asked, looking concerned.
"Just the confident part," Ned clarified. "You know, shoulders back, purposeful stride, like I belong in a magical castle and definitely know what I'm doing."
"That's... actually pretty smart," Peter said approvingly. "Confidence is ninety percent of successful social integration."
"I thought organization was ninety percent of success," Felicia said.
"Different types of success require different percentages of different skills," Gwen said seriously, as though she had actually calculated this.
"Obviously ready," Felicia declared, her voice carrying that effortless confidence that made it sound like the universe itself had personally arranged this moment for her convenience. "I was born ready for Hogwarts. This is just destiny finally catching up with my schedule."
"Modest as always," MJ said dryly.
"Confidence is attractive," Felicia replied smoothly. "False modesty is just fishing for compliments."
Harry, still leaning against his column but now smiling at the familiar chaos of his friends, spoke quietly but with that steadiness that always made everyone listen.
"Ready," he said simply. The word carried more weight than any of the others, because for him, this moment wasn't just about watching his friends leave for school. It was about marking time until his own adventure began, about being the anchor point they could look back to, and about preparing himself for what would come in two years when it was his turn to walk through that barrier.
Aurora's smile widened into something radiant and theatrical, as though this entire scene had been choreographed specifically for her personal sense of dramatic timing.
"Then let us make history, my darlings," she declared, raising her arms slightly as if bestowing a blessing on the moment. "The barrier awaits, and Hogwarts is calling your names."
They began moving forward, a somewhat messy cluster of backpacks, nervous energy, and excitement that should have looked completely disorganized but somehow, after months of training together, moved with the rhythm of a group that had learned to function as a unit.
Of course, Peter couldn't help himself. His brain was buzzing too loudly for silence.
"You know what I keep thinking about?" he said, his words tumbling out as fast as his feet carried him toward the barrier. "The barrier has to operate on some kind of selective permeability charm system, right? I mean, think about the complexity involved—how does it differentiate between authorized magical persons and random Muggles who might accidentally stumble into it? Is it based on magical signature recognition? Intent-based scanning? Maybe some kind of bio-arcane feedback loop that can detect—"
"Peter," everyone chorused in perfect harmony, their timing so precise it could have been rehearsed.
"I'm just saying it's a fascinating example of practical magical engineering!" Peter continued, completely undeterred by the group intervention. "The intersection of magical theory and applied enchantment work is—"
"Everything's fascinating to you," MJ interrupted, but her tone was fond rather than annoyed.
"Because everything IS fascinating!" Peter shot back, gesturing wildly with both hands while somehow managing to keep walking in a straight line. "The universe is full of incredible phenomena and miraculous intersections of science and magic, and nobody ever takes the time to properly appreciate the—"
And then—
They hit the barrier.
For a split second, Peter's enthusiastic lecture cut off mid-sentence, like someone had pressed pause on his perpetual monologue. The air around them shifted, becoming thick and tingly, like the moment before a thunderstorm. The world tilted sideways.
The sensation was indescribable—like walking through cool water, or stepping into a cloud, or maybe like the moment when you're falling asleep and suddenly feel like you're floating. For just an instant, everything went silver-bright and impossibly soft.
Then they stumbled through onto Platform 9¾, and the real magic began.
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Meanwhile, approximately three minutes behind schedule—which in Weasley time meant they were practically early—another family was making their characteristically chaotic entrance into King's Cross Station.
"Move, move, move!" Molly Weasley called out, her voice carrying the kind of authority that could organize a small army while simultaneously keeping track of six children, four trunks, three owls, and one very irritated cat. "We're cutting it close, and I will not have my boys miss the train because someone—" she shot a pointed look at the twins, "—decided they needed to 'test' their trunk locks one more time!"
"It was important scientific research, Mum," Fred protested, dragging his trunk behind him while trying to look innocent, which was approximately as convincing as a dragon claiming to be vegetarian.
"We had to make sure our supplies were properly secured," George added with the kind of earnest expression that fooled absolutely no one who had spent more than five minutes with the Weasley twins. "You wouldn't want our educational materials to spill out all over the train, would you?"
"Educational materials," Charlie snorted, adjusting his Prefect badge while effortlessly maneuvering his own trunk through the crowd. At seventeen, he had the easy confidence of someone who had survived six years of Hogwarts and lived to tell about it. "Is that what we're calling dungbombs and Whizzing Worms now?"
"Those are for Defense Against Boredom," Fred said solemnly.
"A very serious subject," George agreed.
Percy, walking with the rigid posture of someone who took his third-year status very seriously, looked scandalized. "You can't bring dungbombs to school! They're probably against seventeen different school regulations, and definitely violate the Educational Decree on Appropriate Student Conduct—"
"Percy," nine-year-old Ron interrupted, struggling slightly with his own trunk while trying to keep up with the family's rapid pace, "nobody cares about your stupid decrees."
"They're not stupid, they're important guidelines for maintaining academic standards and—"
"Boys!" Molly's voice cut through the bickering with the precision of a well-aimed hex. "Platform first, arguments later. And Fred, George, if I find out you've packed anything that explodes, glows, or makes suspicious noises, you'll be writing lines until Christmas."
"Define 'suspicious,'" Fred said thoughtfully.
"Everything you two do is suspicious," eight-year-old Ginny piped up, grinning as she easily kept pace despite being the smallest. "That's your whole thing."
"Ginny's got a point," Charlie said, ruffling her red hair as they approached the barrier area. "You two have elevated suspicious behavior to an art form."
The twins exchanged one of their patented looks—the kind of wordless communication that had been striking terror into the hearts of parents and teachers for eleven years.
"We prefer 'creatively proactive,'" they said in unison, which somehow made it even more ominous.
"Right," Molly said, checking her watch and doing rapid mental calculations. "Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, everyone knows the drill. Charlie, you go first with Percy—"
"Actually, Mum," Charlie interrupted, pointing toward the barrier where they could see the tail end of another large group disappearing through the wall, "looks like we're not the only ones running late today. Might be easier to just follow the crowd."
"Are those the American families Aurora mentioned?" Percy asked, adjusting his glasses to get a better look. "The ones with the magical training program?"
"Probably," Molly said, herding her children toward the barrier. "Well, no matter—through we go. Fred, George, I mean it about the mysterious packages in your trunks."
"We have no idea what you're talking about," Fred said, which was basically a confession.
"Absolutely innocent," George added, which made it worse.
Ron looked up at Charlie hopefully. "Before I get to Hogwarts, will you teach me how to get away with stuff like they do?"
"Ronald Weasley!" Molly gasped.
Charlie grinned. "First rule of getting away with things, Ron—don't announce your intentions in front of Mum."
Chapter 19: Chapter 18
Chapter Text
They were standing in the middle of magic.
Platform 9¾ stretched around them like a fever dream made manifest, bathed in golden sunlight that filtered through billowing clouds of pearl-white steam. The scarlet Hogwarts Express gleamed like something pulled from a storybook—all polished brass fittings and rich burgundy paint that seemed to glow from within. Steam hissed from the engine in rhythmic puffs, creating shifting curtains of vapor that made everything shimmer like a mirage.
Owls hooted in wicker cages stacked on trolleys. Tabby cats darted between trunks and around legs with the kind of supernatural agility that suggested they knew exactly how important they were. Voices rose and fell in a symphony of a hundred different accents—children calling out hurried goodbyes, parents dispensing last-minute wisdom that would probably be forgotten by dinner, older students shouting about Quidditch tryouts and which electives were actually worth taking.
Harry Potter stood frozen in the middle of it all, his emerald eyes gone wide as saucers, reflecting steam and shimmer and the kind of wonder that only came from seeing something impossible made real. His breath caught somewhere in his chest and stayed there.
"Oh," he whispered, voice hushed with reverence, "it's perfect. It's absolutely perfect."
Peter Parker, for perhaps the first time in his chattering life, was struck completely speechless. His brown eyes darted frantically from the gleaming locomotive to the floating banners overhead (Gryffindor red and gold, Slytherin green and silver, all rippling in a breeze that didn't seem to exist anywhere else) to a levitating trunk that was currently on a collision course with a very distracted second-year.
His mouth opened. Closed. Opened again.
"Whoa," he finally managed, which was possibly the most articulate Peter Parker had been since learning magic was real. "Just... whoa. This is—it's like—I mean, the engineering alone must be—"
"Peter," MJ interrupted without looking up from her sketchbook, which she'd already whipped out and was attacking with the kind of focused intensity usually reserved for final exams, "if you start calculating the physics of floating luggage right now, I'm shoving you onto the train myself."
Her copper-red hair caught the sunlight like fire as she scribbled furiously, trying to capture the impossible interplay of steam and light and motion. "This is ridiculous," she muttered, her pencil flying across the page. "Steam, light, movement—it's like the whole place is posing for a painting. Look at that framing! Look at how the architecture just—ugh, I need more pages."
"Pretty sure that's not how architecture works," Felicia Hardy said dryly, tilting her head with the kind of calculated grace that made it look like she was in her own personal photoshoot. Her platinum-blonde waves caught the steam like spun silver. "But I'll admit, Hogwarts knows how to make an entrance. Points for dramatic presentation."
"It's like a Norman Rockwell painting," Ned Leeds said, bouncing on his toes with excitement while Felix—his chameleon—squeaked from his shoulder and cycled through colors so rapidly he looked like a tiny disco ball. "But like, Norman Rockwell if he had a special effects budget and also magic was real."
"Better than Rockwell," Felicia shot back, her smirk sharp enough to cut glass. "These kids aren't posing for some idealized American fantasy. They're about to live the real thing."
"Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate the logistics here?" Gwen Stacy chimed in, already jotting notes in the margins of her ever-present journal. "Hundreds of students, their luggage, magical pets, and probably a few contraband items that would make customs agents cry—all loaded onto a single train in under an hour. No delays, no meltdowns, no lost children. The organizational efficiency is genuinely incredible."
Peter's eyes lit up like someone had just handed him a new puzzle to solve. "Wait, wait—do you think they use crowd-flow enchantments? Or is it charm-based time management? Because the variables involved—passenger volume, luggage weight distribution, the behavioral patterns of teenage wizards under stress—"
"Peter," MJ said without lifting her eyes from her sketchbook, her tone flat enough to level mountains, "don't you dare ruin this moment with science."
"Excuse me," Peter protested, his voice cracking with indignation, "science doesn't ruin moments. Science enhances moments. If anything, I'm improving this train station with knowledge and analytical thinking and—"
"You're enhancing it to death," Felicia interrupted sweetly, her smile all sharp edges and fake innocence.
"I am not enhancing anything to—"
"Yes, you are," the entire group said in unison.
"See?" Ned said cheerfully, Felix flashing agreement in bright green. "Democracy in action."
"That's not—that's not how democracy works," Peter sputtered.
"It is now," MJ said, still sketching. "I hereby declare this train station a Peter-science-free zone."
"You can't just declare—"
"I second the motion," Gwen said.
"Thirded," Felicia added.
"Motion carried," Ned announced solemnly.
Felix squeaked what sounded suspiciously like a tiny gavel bang.
Peter threw his hands up in defeat. "Fine! Fine, I'll just... I'll just stand here and appreciate the magic without thinking about how it works or why it's physically impossible or what kind of charms they must be using to—" He caught himself and pressed his lips together firmly.
"Good boy," MJ said approvingly.
Before Peter could launch into another protest, Aurora Sinclair swept forward through the crowd like she owned the very concept of drama. Her midnight-blue robes moved as though the steam itself parted respectfully to let her pass, and her silver-tipped cane tapped against the platform stones with the precise rhythm of a conductor preparing to cue an orchestra.
"Ah," she said, her voice carrying both warmth and the kind of ceremony that made even mundane moments feel historic, "another successful crossing. Welcome, my darlings, to the true beginning."
She spread her arms toward the scarlet locomotive as though she was unveiling it for the very first time, as though it hadn't been running this route for over a century.
"The Hogwarts Express."
Every single one of the kids went silent. Even Peter, miracle of miracles, managed to keep his mouth shut.
The train seemed to preen under the attention, steam puffing more enthusiastically, brass fittings gleaming brighter in the diffused sunlight. Somewhere in the distance, a whistle gave a preliminary toot, as if testing its voice before the real performance.
Harry's eyes were still wide, but now they held something deeper than wonder—they held longing, sharp and sweet and just a little painful. His friends were about to board that train. His friends were about to disappear into a world of magic and adventure and learning, and he would be left behind for two more years.
But he was proud of them. Desperately, fiercely proud.
Behind the group of teenagers, their parents had formed a protective semicircle, every single one of them caught between awe, bone-deep nerves, and the kind of pride that made chests tight and eyes bright.
Ben Parker adjusted his glasses—a nervous habit he'd passed down to his nephew—and stepped forward with the steady presence that had anchored the Parker family through everything life had thrown at them.
"You're ready for this," he said, his voice quiet but carrying enough certainty to convince even the doubters. "All of you. Six weeks of intensive magical training, months of theoretical study, and most importantly—" He gestured to the group of friends. "—you've got each other."
"Stick together," May Parker added, pointing a finger at the assembled teenagers with the kind of practiced maternal authority that could make grown men confess to crimes they hadn't committed. "Help each other. No unnecessary risks. And please—write home. Owls exist for a reason, and I refuse to believe that magical mail is somehow less reliable than the post office."
She paused, her expression growing more serious. "If I go three weeks without hearing from you, I will figure out how to get to that school, and nobody wants to deal with that level of embarrassment."
"Especially Peter," MJ muttered, not bothering to hide her smirk.
"Especially me," Peter admitted, his face already turning red at the mere thought. "Please, please write regularly. My reputation can't handle my aunt showing up to interrogate my teachers about my study habits."
"Your reputation assumes you had one to begin with," Felicia said innocently.
"I have a reputation!"
"Yeah," Ned said cheerfully, "for talking too much and nearly blowing up the chemistry lab that one time."
"That was one time! And it wasn't even that much smoke!"
"The fire department disagreed," Gwen pointed out.
"The fire department was being dramatic."
"Peter," Harry said gently, but with enough authority in his voice that everyone turned to look at him, "you're not going to blow anything up at Hogwarts."
"How can you be so sure?"
Harry's smile was soft but absolutely certain. "Because you're too excited to learn everything properly to risk getting expelled. You'll be the most careful student they've ever had."
Peter blinked, considered this, and nodded slowly. "Yeah, okay. That's... actually probably true."
"Definitely true," May said, reaching over to smooth down a stubborn cowlick in Peter's hair. "My nephew is many things, but careless with opportunities isn't one of them."
Meanwhile, Walter Hardy had stepped closer to his daughter, resting a firm hand on Felicia's shoulder. His expression held that particular mixture of pride and protectiveness that every parent wore when sending their child off into the unknown.
"Remember what we talked about," he said, his voice carrying the weight of a man who'd learned some hard lessons about talent and effort. "Skill is a gift, but it's not enough. Don't coast on natural ability. Work harder than you think you have to—that's what separates good from great, and great from legendary."
Felicia's usual smirk softened around the edges, though she tried to hide it. "Talent plus work ethic equals unstoppable force of nature. Yeah, Dad, I've got it memorized."
"I know you do," Walter said, and the pride in his voice could have lit up the entire platform. "Now go show them what a Hardy can do when she actually applies herself."
"Oh, I plan to," Felicia said, her grin sharpening back to its usual dangerous edge. "Hogwarts won't know what hit it."
A few feet away, Phillip Watson had already pulled out his ever-present notebook and was gesturing wildly at the Victorian architecture of the hidden platform.
"Look at this structural integration!" he said, his academic excitement making him practically vibrate with energy. "This isn't just a concealed platform—it's a living fusion of magical and mundane engineering principles! The load-bearing enchantments alone must be incredibly sophisticated, not to mention the crowd management systems, the temporal stability matrices—"
"Phillip," Madelyn Watson interrupted smoothly, reaching over to pluck the notebook from her husband's hands with the practiced ease of someone who'd been married to an academic for over a decade, "goodbyes now. Professional fascination later."
"But the implications for magical-mundane cooperation throughout history—"
"Later, honey."
"The potential research applications—"
"Later."
"But—"
Madelyn fixed him with a look that had ended many faculty meetings.
Phillip deflated slightly. "Later," he agreed meekly.
"Thank you." She turned to MJ, her expression warming considerably. "Sweetheart, I know you're going to do amazingly. Just remember—sketching is wonderful, but don't spend so much time documenting your experiences that you forget to actually live them."
MJ looked up from her sketchbook long enough to roll her eyes affectionately. "Mom, I've been living and documenting simultaneously for years. I'm basically a professional at this point."
"I know you are. That's what worries me."
George Stacy checked his watch with the kind of unconscious precision that came from decades of police work, his cop pragmatism kicking into high gear as he surveyed the controlled chaos of the platform.
"Right then," he said briskly. "Kids on the train, parents trying not to cry, magical creatures not escaping their cages. Let's keep this orderly and efficient."
"Or at least entertaining to watch," George Leeds muttered, his engineering brain still clearly buzzing with technical questions about steam engines that somehow incorporated built-in concealment charms. "I mean, seriously—scarlet locomotives with magical stealth capabilities? That's not just genius, that's art."
"Sweetheart," Helen Leeds said patiently, tugging on her husband's arm with the gentle firmness of someone redirecting an overly excited golden retriever, "our son is about to go to magic school. You can geek out about impossible trains later."
She turned to Ned, her expression melting into pure maternal warmth. "You're ready for this, honey. You've been preparing for months, you've got wonderful friends, and you're smart enough to handle whatever they throw at you."
She paused, giving Felix a stern look. "And Felix is not an excuse to skip homework or avoid studying. I don't care how helpful he is with color-coding your notes."
"Actually," Ned said with complete seriousness, "Felix prefers to be called an 'academic consultant' now. He thinks it sounds more professional."
Felix squeaked approvingly and flashed a dignified shade of navy blue.
"Academic consultant," Helen repeated slowly. "Right. Well, Mr. Academic Consultant, please make sure your human remembers to eat regular meals and get enough sleep."
Felix cycled through what looked suspiciously like a salute.
Aurora Sinclair clapped her hands once, the sound cutting cleanly through the ambient noise of the platform like a conductor's baton calling an orchestra to attention.
"Time, my lovelies," she announced, her voice carrying just the right mixture of warmth and authority. "Gather your courage, hug your parents, and step aboard. History is waiting, and it's terribly impatient."
The whistle blew—long and low and somehow warm, like the train itself was excited to be going home after a summer away. Steam billowed upward in shimmering curtains that caught the light and transformed the entire platform into something that belonged in a dream.
"All aboard!" the conductor barked from somewhere near the engine, his voice cutting through the chaos with the precision of someone who'd been herding magical teenagers onto trains for the better part of three decades. "All aboard the Hogwarts Express!"
The platform immediately erupted into organized pandemonium. Trunks rattled on trolleys as students grabbed handles and started pushing toward the scarlet carriages. Owls hooted indignantly at being jostled. Cats wove between legs like furry ninjas on some sort of covert mission. Parents pulled their children into fierce last-minute hugs while students bounced with the kind of manic energy that came from a summer of anticipation finally reaching its crescendo.
Peter Parker was practically vibrating with excitement.
"This is it!" he said, clutching his trunk handle like it might spontaneously develop a mind of its own and roll away. "We're actually doing this! We're actually going to Hogwarts! An actual castle! With moving staircases and talking portraits and ghosts and—oh my god, there are going to be ghosts! What do you even say to a ghost? 'Hey, how's the afterlife treating you?' That seems rude. Maybe—"
"Peter," MJ interrupted, already flipping her sketchbook back open because apparently the chaos of departure was too artistically compelling to ignore, "if you don't stop monologuing, you're going to hyperventilate before we even get on the train."
Her pencil was already moving across the page again, trying to capture the swirl of steam and color and motion. "This is better than the Met," she muttered. "Steam, architecture, emotional chaos—it's basically the Sistine Chapel of transportation hubs."
"Did you just compare a train station to the Sistine Chapel?" Gwen asked, looking up from her own notebook where she was frantically double-checking her pre-departure checklist.
"I compared a magical train station to the Sistine Chapel," MJ corrected. "There's a difference. Michelangelo never had to work with moving steam and floating luggage."
"Fair point."
Ned adjusted his glasses and beamed at the world in general, Felix cycling through what appeared to be celebratory rainbow patterns on his shoulder.
"We're going to learn everything!" Ned announced to anyone within hearing distance. "Spells and potions and defense against the dark arts and probably how to not get eaten by trolls or cursed by ancient artifacts or turned into something embarrassing by vindictive upperclassmen!"
He paused, his enthusiasm growing even brighter. "And then we come home for Christmas and teach Harry everything we've learned, so when it's his turn to go, he'll be way ahead of the curve! It's going to be brilliant!"
"That's the plan," Gwen said, ever the organized one, her neat handwriting already mapping out systematic knowledge transfer protocols in the margins of her checklist. "If we execute this properly, we'll be able to provide comprehensive educational preparation before Harry's third year even starts."
"Best plan ever," Felicia said, tossing her silver-blonde hair back with the kind of effortless grace that probably violated several laws of physics. "You get the full Hogwarts experience without any of the actual homework pressure. Tell me that's not the absolute dream scenario, Harry."
Harry Potter stood just behind the group with his hands tucked casually into his jacket pockets, but his posture was alert and his smile was warm and magnetic in that way that made him seem both older and more grounded than his friends.
His emerald eyes moved from one of them to the other, taking in Peter's manic excitement, MJ's artistic focus, Ned's cheerful confidence, Gwen's methodical preparation, and Felicia's sharp-edged anticipation. Pride and longing wove together in his expression like two melodies in harmony.
"Sounds like I'm going to have the best unofficial tutoring staff in magical education history," he said, his voice carrying that particular blend of calm authority and genuine warmth that made everyone around him want to live up to his expectations. "Though I have to admit, I'm a little jealous. You guys get to see it all first."
"Dude," Peter said, suddenly spinning around to point at Harry with the kind of intense sincerity that made his friends both love him and worry about his blood pressure, "we are absolutely going to write to you about everything. Like, every single class, every teacher, every weird magical thing that happens, every secret passage we find—"
"Daily reports," Ned added solemnly, Felix flashing agreement in bright emerald green. "Possibly hourly if Felix figures out how to train an owl for high-frequency mail delivery."
"Yeah," MJ said without looking up from her latest sketch, her tone deliberately casual, "prepare yourself for so many pages of Hogwarts gossip and magical documentation that you won't even have time to miss us."
"Speak for yourself," Gwen said with a teasing smile. "Harry's definitely going to miss us. He's just better at hiding it than Peter is."
"I don't hide my feelings!" Peter protested. "I'm very emotionally available and expressive!"
"You cried when we finished the last Star Wars movie," Felicia pointed out.
"That was a very emotional moment! The redemption arc alone—"
"You cried during the opening credits," MJ said dryly.
"The music is very moving!"
Harry chuckled, shaking his head with fond exasperation. "Maybe I'll miss you guys a little," he admitted. "But mostly, I'm proud of you. You're going to absolutely crush this. And by the time it's my turn, I'll be ready because you'll have blazed the trail."
"Crush it?" Felicia repeated, her tone mock-offended as she placed a hand dramatically over her heart. "Please. We're not going to crush anything. We're going to dominate. By Christmas break, Hogwarts won't even know what hit it."
"Just..." Harry's voice took on that gentle warning tone that somehow carried more authority than most adults managed with shouting, "don't dominate your way into getting expelled before then, okay? I'd hate to have to visit you guys in whatever the magical equivalent of detention center is."
"Expelled?" Peter squeaked, his eyes going wide with horror. "Us? No way! I mean... probably no way. Right, guys?" He looked around at his friends with sudden uncertainty. "Right?"
"Define 'probably,'" MJ muttered, adding shading to what appeared to be a sketch of the train's ornate door handles.
"That's not reassuring!"
"It's not supposed to be reassuring," Gwen said reasonably. "It's supposed to be realistic. We're about to attend a school where the staircases move, the paintings talk back, and there's apparently an entire forest full of things that would like to eat us. Some level of chaos is statistically inevitable."
"Chaos is not the same as expulsion!" Peter said desperately.
"No," Felicia agreed with a wicked grin, "chaos is much more fun."
"That's even less reassuring!"
"Look," Ned said patiently, "we've been preparing for this for months. We know the basic rules, we understand the importance of not antagonizing the faculty, and Felix has been practicing his 'I'm just a normal chameleon, definitely not recording any rule violations' face."
Felix immediately demonstrated said face, which mostly involved looking innocent while very slowly turning the exact color of Ned's shoulder.
"See? Perfectly law-abiding academic consultant."
The final whistle blew, louder and more insistent this time, cutting through their banter like a sword through silk. All around them, the platform surged into motion as parents squeezed in final hugs and students began the great migration toward the gleaming red carriages.
"Time to go," Gwen said, closing her notebook with a decisive snap and hoisting her trunk with the kind of efficient movement that spoke of careful planning and possibly obsessive list-making.
"Time to make history," Felicia corrected, her grin sharp enough to cut diamonds as she grabbed her own luggage with one hand and flipped her hair with the other.
"Time to try not to embarrass ourselves on the very first day," Ned added pragmatically, though Felix was cycling through what were definitely celebratory colors.
"Time to stop talking and actually get on the train before it leaves without us," MJ said, tucking her sketchbook under her arm and giving the group a look that suggested she was fully prepared to physically drag them all aboard if necessary.
"Right!" Peter said, snapping into motion with the kind of manic energy that suggested he'd been wound up like a spring and finally released. "Train! Hogwarts! Adventure! Let's go!"
But before the group could surge toward the scarlet carriages, each of them turned back to Harry for one final moment.
Peter reached him first, throwing his arms around his friend in the kind of fierce, unself-conscious hug that spoke louder than any words. It lasted just long enough to be meaningful without becoming awkward, and when they broke apart, Peter's eyes were bright with excitement and just a hint of tears he'd never admit to.
"Two years," Peter said firmly. "Two years, and then you'll be right there with us."
"Two years," Harry agreed, his smile warm and certain. "I'll be ready."
MJ stepped forward next, closing her sketchbook and fixing Harry with a look that was equal parts affection and artistic assessment.
"Try not to have too many adventures while we're gone," she said dryly. "I need to be there to document your heroic moments properly. The composition alone—"
"I'll try to keep the heroics to a minimum," Harry promised solemnly.
"Liar," MJ said, but she was smiling as she said it.
Gwen gave him a quick, efficient hug that was somehow both brief and deeply warm. "We'll write," she said simply. "A lot. Probably too much."
"I'm counting on it."
Ned bounced forward, Felix flashing farewell colors from his shoulder. "This is going to be so cool," he said earnestly. "I mean, we're all going to learn magic together, just... not at exactly the same time. But still together! Temporally displaced togetherness!"
"Temporally displaced togetherness," Harry repeated, grinning. "I like that."
Felicia was last, and she approached with that particular brand of casual elegance that made everything look like a carefully choreographed dance.
"Don't do anything too interesting without us," she said, her tone light but her eyes serious. "Save some of the good adventures for when we get back."
"Deal," Harry said. "Though I can't promise the adventures will wait that long."
"They never do," Felicia agreed. "That's what makes them adventures."
With final waves and shouted promises to write daily (or hourly, if Felix's mail-delivery experiments proved successful), the group turned and joined the stream of students heading toward the train.
Harry stayed rooted on the platform, surrounded by the parents and Aurora Sinclair, watching as his friends climbed aboard the Hogwarts Express. He could see them through the windows—Peter gesturing wildly at something inside their compartment, MJ already sketching again, Ned and Felix examining what appeared to be some sort of magical creature care pamphlet, Gwen organizing their luggage with military precision, and Felicia lounging with the kind of casual confidence that suggested she'd been riding magical trains her entire life.
The whistle blew one final time, long and melodious and somehow bittersweet. Steam billowed up in great white clouds as the scarlet engine began to move, slowly at first, then with gathering momentum.
Harry raised his hand in a wave as the train pulled away, carrying his friends toward adventure and magic and the kind of education he could only dream about. His smile never wavered, but his eyes held that complicated mixture of pride and longing that came from watching the people you cared about step into a world where you couldn't follow.
Not yet.
But someday—someday soon—that would be his train. His adventure. His turn to step into the impossible and make it real.
For now, though, he was content to watch the Hogwarts Express disappear into the distance, carrying his friends toward the future they'd all been dreaming of.
The future where magic was real, where friendship meant everything, and where the impossible was just another word for Tuesday.
*Two years, Harry thought as the last wisp of steam faded into the afternoon sky. Just two more years.*
He could wait that long.
Probably.
—
The Hogwarts Express was already picking up speed, its scarlet form cutting through the billowing steam like something out of a fairy tale, when Harry spotted them—a chaotic cluster of red hair and frantic energy racing across Platform 9¾ like their lives depended on catching that train.
"Move, move, MOVE!" bellowed the oldest boy, who looked to be around seventeen with the kind of broad shoulders and confident stride that screamed Quidditch captain. His Prefect badge caught the light as he sprinted, one hand gripping his trunk handle, the other gesturing frantically at his younger brothers to keep up.
Behind him, three boys who could only be described as varying degrees of controlled panic were doing their best impression of an organized retreat from a burning building. The middle one—maybe thirteen or fourteen—was struggling with a trunk that seemed determined to tip sideways every few steps, his glasses sliding down his nose as he tried to maintain both speed and dignity. The two bringing up the rear were clearly twins, maybe eleven or twelve, and despite the urgency of the situation, they were grinning like this was the best entertainment they'd had all summer.
"Charlie!" one of the twins called out, not sounding remotely concerned about missing the train. "D'you reckon we could make it if we launched ourselves off the platform edge? I bet with the right trajectory—"
"Fred, this is not the time for experimental aerodynamics!" the middle boy shouted back, his voice cracking slightly with stress and what sounded like genuine terror at the thought of being left behind.
"Actually, Percy," the other twin chimed in cheerfully, "if we consider the velocity of the train versus our current running speed, plus account for magical momentum enhancement—"
"George, I swear on Merlin's beard, if you two turn this into one of your projects—"
"Less talking, more running!" Charlie barked over his shoulder, but Harry could hear the laughter threaded through his voice. This was clearly not the first time the family had cut it close with departure times.
The train whistle gave another long, warning toot, as if the Hogwarts Express itself was saying *hurry up, Weasleys, we've got a schedule to keep.*
Harry found himself stepping forward without quite meaning to, his natural instinct to help overriding the fact that he was supposed to be a civilian observer. Aurora Sinclair noticed his movement and placed a gentle hand on his shoulder.
"They'll make it," she said quietly, her voice warm with the kind of fond exasperation that suggested she'd watched this exact scene play out multiple times before. "The Weasleys always make it. Molly would have their heads if they missed the train after all the rushing around she put them through this morning."
"Are they always like this?" Harry asked, fascinated despite himself by the organized chaos unfolding in front of them.
"Every year," Aurora confirmed with a smile. "Arthur gets distracted by some fascinating piece of Muggle technology, Molly spends twenty minutes making sure everyone has packed enough socks and proper winter cloaks, the twins inevitably 'test' something that requires emergency cleaning charms, and they arrive with approximately thirty seconds to spare. It's tradition at this point."
The red-haired family had reached the train now, and Charlie—that had to be Charlie—was hauling open the nearest compartment door with the practiced efficiency of someone who'd done this dance before.
"Percy, up!" he commanded, practically lifting his younger brother and his stubborn trunk into the carriage in one smooth motion.
"Charlie, this is completely undignified," Percy protested even as he scrambled aboard. "We look like absolute—"
"We look like Weasleys," Charlie interrupted with a grin, tossing Percy's trunk up after him. "Which means we look like people who know how to make an entrance. Fred, George—you're next!"
The twins exchanged one of their patented looks—the kind of wordless communication that had probably been striking terror into the hearts of authority figures for eleven years—then grabbed the sides of the open door and hauled themselves aboard with the kind of acrobatic grace that suggested they'd been practicing dramatic train boardings for fun.
"Showoffs," Charlie muttered, but he was still smiling as he tossed their trunks up after them. The train was moving faster now, steam billowing in great white clouds, and he had to jog alongside the compartment to keep pace.
"Charlie!" Percy's face appeared in the window, looking genuinely panicked now. "Charlie, hurry up!"
For just a moment, Harry thought the older boy might not make it. The train was picking up speed, the platform was running out, and Charlie was having to sprint full-out just to keep up with the open door.
Then—in a move that would have made his Quidditch teammates proud—Charlie leaped.
He caught the doorframe with both hands, his feet swinging clear of the platform for one heart-stopping second, before his brothers hauled him bodily into the compartment. The door slammed shut just as the Hogwarts Express rounded the curve and began to disappear into the distance.
A cheer went up from the remaining families on the platform—apparently the Weasley Last-Minute Train Catch was a beloved annual tradition that everyone looked forward to witnessing.
"Every single year," Aurora said again, shaking her head with fond amusement. "Molly's going to have gray hair before Ron and Ginny are old enough for school."
Harry watched the last wisp of steam fade into the afternoon sky, his mind still processing what he'd just witnessed. There had been something about that family—the easy way they'd worked together despite the chaos, the laughter threaded through the panic, the absolute certainty that they'd look out for each other no matter what—that made his chest feel tight in a way he couldn't quite name.
"They seem..." Harry paused, searching for the right word. "Close."
"The Weasleys?" Aurora's smile softened. "Oh, they're more than close, dear one. They're each other's anchors. Arthur and Molly raised those children to believe that family isn't just about blood—it's about choosing to stand together, choosing to catch each other when someone's falling, choosing to make sure nobody gets left behind."
She glanced down at Harry with eyes that seemed to see more than they should. "Rather like what you and your friends have built together, wouldn't you say?"
Harry felt heat rise in his cheeks, but he didn't look away. "Maybe."
"Definitely," Aurora corrected gently. "The way you stood there watching them leave, the way you stepped forward when you thought that family might need help—that's what people do when they've learned what love really means. When they've learned that sometimes the most important thing you can do is be the steady presence that others can rely on."
The platform was beginning to empty now as families started making their way back toward the barrier and the regular world beyond. Parents walked with the slightly shell-shocked expressions of people who'd just sent their children off into the unknown. Students who hadn't quite made it onto the train stood around looking lost and slightly panicked.
But Harry just stood there, hands tucked into his jacket pockets, watching the place where the Hogwarts Express had disappeared into the distance.
Two years suddenly felt like both an eternity and no time at all.
"Professor Sinclair?" he said quietly.
"Yes, dear one?"
"Do you think..." Harry hesitated, then pushed forward with the kind of quiet determination that had been his trademark since childhood. "Do you think I'll be ready? When it's my turn?"
Aurora studied him for a long moment—this boy who'd spent his morning watching his friends step into adventure without him, who'd instinctively moved to help strangers, who carried himself with the kind of quiet strength that most people took years to develop.
"Harry Potter," she said finally, her voice warm with certainty, "I think Hogwarts is going to be very lucky to have you. And I think your friends are going to come home at Christmas with stories that will make you want to be there even more than you already do."
She paused, then added with a mischievous smile, "Though if I were you, I'd start preparing for some very interesting letters. Something tells me your friends are going to give you quite the education in magical chaos before you ever set foot in the castle."
Harry grinned, his earlier melancholy lifting like morning fog. "I'm counting on it."
Chapter 20: Chapter 18
Chapter Text
They were standing in the middle of magic.
Platform 9¾ stretched around them like a fever dream made manifest, bathed in golden sunlight that filtered through billowing clouds of pearl-white steam. The scarlet Hogwarts Express gleamed like something pulled from a storybook—all polished brass fittings and rich burgundy paint that seemed to glow from within. Steam hissed from the engine in rhythmic puffs, creating shifting curtains of vapor that made everything shimmer like a mirage.
Owls hooted in wicker cages stacked on trolleys. Tabby cats darted between trunks and around legs with the kind of supernatural agility that suggested they knew exactly how important they were. Voices rose and fell in a symphony of a hundred different accents—children calling out hurried goodbyes, parents dispensing last-minute wisdom that would probably be forgotten by dinner, older students shouting about Quidditch tryouts and which electives were actually worth taking.
Harry Potter stood frozen in the middle of it all, his emerald eyes gone wide as saucers, reflecting steam and shimmer and the kind of wonder that only came from seeing something impossible made real. His breath caught somewhere in his chest and stayed there.
"Oh," he whispered, voice hushed with reverence, "it's perfect. It's absolutely perfect."
Peter Parker, for perhaps the first time in his chattering life, was struck completely speechless. His brown eyes darted frantically from the gleaming locomotive to the floating banners overhead (Gryffindor red and gold, Slytherin green and silver, all rippling in a breeze that didn't seem to exist anywhere else) to a levitating trunk that was currently on a collision course with a very distracted second-year.
His mouth opened. Closed. Opened again.
"Whoa," he finally managed, which was possibly the most articulate Peter Parker had been since learning magic was real. "Just... whoa. This is—it's like—I mean, the engineering alone must be—"
"Peter," MJ interrupted without looking up from her sketchbook, which she'd already whipped out and was attacking with the kind of focused intensity usually reserved for final exams, "if you start calculating the physics of floating luggage right now, I'm shoving you onto the train myself."
Her copper-red hair caught the sunlight like fire as she scribbled furiously, trying to capture the impossible interplay of steam and light and motion. "This is ridiculous," she muttered, her pencil flying across the page. "Steam, light, movement—it's like the whole place is posing for a painting. Look at that framing! Look at how the architecture just—ugh, I need more pages."
"Pretty sure that's not how architecture works," Felicia Hardy said dryly, tilting her head with the kind of calculated grace that made it look like she was in her own personal photoshoot. Her platinum-blonde waves caught the steam like spun silver. "But I'll admit, Hogwarts knows how to make an entrance. Points for dramatic presentation."
"It's like a Norman Rockwell painting," Ned Leeds said, bouncing on his toes with excitement while Felix—his chameleon—squeaked from his shoulder and cycled through colors so rapidly he looked like a tiny disco ball. "But like, Norman Rockwell if he had a special effects budget and also magic was real."
"Better than Rockwell," Felicia shot back, her smirk sharp enough to cut glass. "These kids aren't posing for some idealized American fantasy. They're about to live the real thing."
"Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate the logistics here?" Gwen Stacy chimed in, already jotting notes in the margins of her ever-present journal. "Hundreds of students, their luggage, magical pets, and probably a few contraband items that would make customs agents cry—all loaded onto a single train in under an hour. No delays, no meltdowns, no lost children. The organizational efficiency is genuinely incredible."
Peter's eyes lit up like someone had just handed him a new puzzle to solve. "Wait, wait—do you think they use crowd-flow enchantments? Or is it charm-based time management? Because the variables involved—passenger volume, luggage weight distribution, the behavioral patterns of teenage wizards under stress—"
"Peter," MJ said without lifting her eyes from her sketchbook, her tone flat enough to level mountains, "don't you dare ruin this moment with science."
"Excuse me," Peter protested, his voice cracking with indignation, "science doesn't ruin moments. Science enhances moments. If anything, I'm improving this train station with knowledge and analytical thinking and—"
"You're enhancing it to death," Felicia interrupted sweetly, her smile all sharp edges and fake innocence.
"I am not enhancing anything to—"
"Yes, you are," the entire group said in unison.
"See?" Ned said cheerfully, Felix flashing agreement in bright green. "Democracy in action."
"That's not—that's not how democracy works," Peter sputtered.
"It is now," MJ said, still sketching. "I hereby declare this train station a Peter-science-free zone."
"You can't just declare—"
"I second the motion," Gwen said.
"Thirded," Felicia added.
"Motion carried," Ned announced solemnly.
Felix squeaked what sounded suspiciously like a tiny gavel bang.
Peter threw his hands up in defeat. "Fine! Fine, I'll just... I'll just stand here and appreciate the magic without thinking about how it works or why it's physically impossible or what kind of charms they must be using to—" He caught himself and pressed his lips together firmly.
"Good boy," MJ said approvingly.
Before Peter could launch into another protest, Aurora Sinclair swept forward through the crowd like she owned the very concept of drama. Her midnight-blue robes moved as though the steam itself parted respectfully to let her pass, and her silver-tipped cane tapped against the platform stones with the precise rhythm of a conductor preparing to cue an orchestra.
"Ah," she said, her voice carrying both warmth and the kind of ceremony that made even mundane moments feel historic, "another successful crossing. Welcome, my darlings, to the true beginning."
She spread her arms toward the scarlet locomotive as though she was unveiling it for the very first time, as though it hadn't been running this route for over a century.
"The Hogwarts Express."
Every single one of the kids went silent. Even Peter, miracle of miracles, managed to keep his mouth shut.
The train seemed to preen under the attention, steam puffing more enthusiastically, brass fittings gleaming brighter in the diffused sunlight. Somewhere in the distance, a whistle gave a preliminary toot, as if testing its voice before the real performance.
Harry's eyes were still wide, but now they held something deeper than wonder—they held longing, sharp and sweet and just a little painful. His friends were about to board that train. His friends were about to disappear into a world of magic and adventure and learning, and he would be left behind for two more years.
But he was proud of them. Desperately, fiercely proud.
Behind the group of teenagers, their parents had formed a protective semicircle, every single one of them caught between awe, bone-deep nerves, and the kind of pride that made chests tight and eyes bright.
Ben Parker adjusted his glasses—a nervous habit he'd passed down to his nephew—and stepped forward with the steady presence that had anchored the Parker family through everything life had thrown at them.
"You're ready for this," he said, his voice quiet but carrying enough certainty to convince even the doubters. "All of you. Six weeks of intensive magical training, months of theoretical study, and most importantly—" He gestured to the group of friends. "—you've got each other."
"Stick together," May Parker added, pointing a finger at the assembled teenagers with the kind of practiced maternal authority that could make grown men confess to crimes they hadn't committed. "Help each other. No unnecessary risks. And please—write home. Owls exist for a reason, and I refuse to believe that magical mail is somehow less reliable than the post office."
She paused, her expression growing more serious. "If I go three weeks without hearing from you, I will figure out how to get to that school, and nobody wants to deal with that level of embarrassment."
"Especially Peter," MJ muttered, not bothering to hide her smirk.
"Especially me," Peter admitted, his face already turning red at the mere thought. "Please, please write regularly. My reputation can't handle my aunt showing up to interrogate my teachers about my study habits."
"Your reputation assumes you had one to begin with," Felicia said innocently.
"I have a reputation!"
"Yeah," Ned said cheerfully, "for talking too much and nearly blowing up the chemistry lab that one time."
"That was one time! And it wasn't even that much smoke!"
"The fire department disagreed," Gwen pointed out.
"The fire department was being dramatic."
"Peter," Harry said gently, but with enough authority in his voice that everyone turned to look at him, "you're not going to blow anything up at Hogwarts."
"How can you be so sure?"
Harry's smile was soft but absolutely certain. "Because you're too excited to learn everything properly to risk getting expelled. You'll be the most careful student they've ever had."
Peter blinked, considered this, and nodded slowly. "Yeah, okay. That's... actually probably true."
"Definitely true," May said, reaching over to smooth down a stubborn cowlick in Peter's hair. "My nephew is many things, but careless with opportunities isn't one of them."
Meanwhile, Walter Hardy had stepped closer to his daughter, resting a firm hand on Felicia's shoulder. His expression held that particular mixture of pride and protectiveness that every parent wore when sending their child off into the unknown.
"Remember what we talked about," he said, his voice carrying the weight of a man who'd learned some hard lessons about talent and effort. "Skill is a gift, but it's not enough. Don't coast on natural ability. Work harder than you think you have to—that's what separates good from great, and great from legendary."
Felicia's usual smirk softened around the edges, though she tried to hide it. "Talent plus work ethic equals unstoppable force of nature. Yeah, Dad, I've got it memorized."
"I know you do," Walter said, and the pride in his voice could have lit up the entire platform. "Now go show them what a Hardy can do when she actually applies herself."
"Oh, I plan to," Felicia said, her grin sharpening back to its usual dangerous edge. "Hogwarts won't know what hit it."
A few feet away, Phillip Watson had already pulled out his ever-present notebook and was gesturing wildly at the Victorian architecture of the hidden platform.
"Look at this structural integration!" he said, his academic excitement making him practically vibrate with energy. "This isn't just a concealed platform—it's a living fusion of magical and mundane engineering principles! The load-bearing enchantments alone must be incredibly sophisticated, not to mention the crowd management systems, the temporal stability matrices—"
"Phillip," Madelyn Watson interrupted smoothly, reaching over to pluck the notebook from her husband's hands with the practiced ease of someone who'd been married to an academic for over a decade, "goodbyes now. Professional fascination later."
"But the implications for magical-mundane cooperation throughout history—"
"Later, honey."
"The potential research applications—"
"Later."
"But—"
Madelyn fixed him with a look that had ended many faculty meetings.
Phillip deflated slightly. "Later," he agreed meekly.
"Thank you." She turned to MJ, her expression warming considerably. "Sweetheart, I know you're going to do amazingly. Just remember—sketching is wonderful, but don't spend so much time documenting your experiences that you forget to actually live them."
MJ looked up from her sketchbook long enough to roll her eyes affectionately. "Mom, I've been living and documenting simultaneously for years. I'm basically a professional at this point."
"I know you are. That's what worries me."
George Stacy checked his watch with the kind of unconscious precision that came from decades of police work, his cop pragmatism kicking into high gear as he surveyed the controlled chaos of the platform.
"Right then," he said briskly. "Kids on the train, parents trying not to cry, magical creatures not escaping their cages. Let's keep this orderly and efficient."
"Or at least entertaining to watch," George Leeds muttered, his engineering brain still clearly buzzing with technical questions about steam engines that somehow incorporated built-in concealment charms. "I mean, seriously—scarlet locomotives with magical stealth capabilities? That's not just genius, that's art."
"Sweetheart," Helen Leeds said patiently, tugging on her husband's arm with the gentle firmness of someone redirecting an overly excited golden retriever, "our son is about to go to magic school. You can geek out about impossible trains later."
She turned to Ned, her expression melting into pure maternal warmth. "You're ready for this, honey. You've been preparing for months, you've got wonderful friends, and you're smart enough to handle whatever they throw at you."
She paused, giving Felix a stern look. "And Felix is not an excuse to skip homework or avoid studying. I don't care how helpful he is with color-coding your notes."
"Actually," Ned said with complete seriousness, "Felix prefers to be called an 'academic consultant' now. He thinks it sounds more professional."
Felix squeaked approvingly and flashed a dignified shade of navy blue.
"Academic consultant," Helen repeated slowly. "Right. Well, Mr. Academic Consultant, please make sure your human remembers to eat regular meals and get enough sleep."
Felix cycled through what looked suspiciously like a salute.
Aurora Sinclair clapped her hands once, the sound cutting cleanly through the ambient noise of the platform like a conductor's baton calling an orchestra to attention.
"Time, my lovelies," she announced, her voice carrying just the right mixture of warmth and authority. "Gather your courage, hug your parents, and step aboard. History is waiting, and it's terribly impatient."
The whistle blew—long and low and somehow warm, like the train itself was excited to be going home after a summer away. Steam billowed upward in shimmering curtains that caught the light and transformed the entire platform into something that belonged in a dream.
"All aboard!" the conductor barked from somewhere near the engine, his voice cutting through the chaos with the precision of someone who'd been herding magical teenagers onto trains for the better part of three decades. "All aboard the Hogwarts Express!"
The platform immediately erupted into organized pandemonium. Trunks rattled on trolleys as students grabbed handles and started pushing toward the scarlet carriages. Owls hooted indignantly at being jostled. Cats wove between legs like furry ninjas on some sort of covert mission. Parents pulled their children into fierce last-minute hugs while students bounced with the kind of manic energy that came from a summer of anticipation finally reaching its crescendo.
Peter Parker was practically vibrating with excitement.
"This is it!" he said, clutching his trunk handle like it might spontaneously develop a mind of its own and roll away. "We're actually doing this! We're actually going to Hogwarts! An actual castle! With moving staircases and talking portraits and ghosts and—oh my god, there are going to be ghosts! What do you even say to a ghost? 'Hey, how's the afterlife treating you?' That seems rude. Maybe—"
"Peter," MJ interrupted, already flipping her sketchbook back open because apparently the chaos of departure was too artistically compelling to ignore, "if you don't stop monologuing, you're going to hyperventilate before we even get on the train."
Her pencil was already moving across the page again, trying to capture the swirl of steam and color and motion. "This is better than the Met," she muttered. "Steam, architecture, emotional chaos—it's basically the Sistine Chapel of transportation hubs."
"Did you just compare a train station to the Sistine Chapel?" Gwen asked, looking up from her own notebook where she was frantically double-checking her pre-departure checklist.
"I compared a magical train station to the Sistine Chapel," MJ corrected. "There's a difference. Michelangelo never had to work with moving steam and floating luggage."
"Fair point."
Ned adjusted his glasses and beamed at the world in general, Felix cycling through what appeared to be celebratory rainbow patterns on his shoulder.
"We're going to learn everything!" Ned announced to anyone within hearing distance. "Spells and potions and defense against the dark arts and probably how to not get eaten by trolls or cursed by ancient artifacts or turned into something embarrassing by vindictive upperclassmen!"
He paused, his enthusiasm growing even brighter. "And then we come home for Christmas and teach Harry everything we've learned, so when it's his turn to go, he'll be way ahead of the curve! It's going to be brilliant!"
"That's the plan," Gwen said, ever the organized one, her neat handwriting already mapping out systematic knowledge transfer protocols in the margins of her checklist. "If we execute this properly, we'll be able to provide comprehensive educational preparation before Harry's third year even starts."
"Best plan ever," Felicia said, tossing her silver-blonde hair back with the kind of effortless grace that probably violated several laws of physics. "You get the full Hogwarts experience without any of the actual homework pressure. Tell me that's not the absolute dream scenario, Harry."
Harry Potter stood just behind the group with his hands tucked casually into his jacket pockets, but his posture was alert and his smile was warm and magnetic in that way that made him seem both older and more grounded than his friends.
His emerald eyes moved from one of them to the other, taking in Peter's manic excitement, MJ's artistic focus, Ned's cheerful confidence, Gwen's methodical preparation, and Felicia's sharp-edged anticipation. Pride and longing wove together in his expression like two melodies in harmony.
"Sounds like I'm going to have the best unofficial tutoring staff in magical education history," he said, his voice carrying that particular blend of calm authority and genuine warmth that made everyone around him want to live up to his expectations. "Though I have to admit, I'm a little jealous. You guys get to see it all first."
"Dude," Peter said, suddenly spinning around to point at Harry with the kind of intense sincerity that made his friends both love him and worry about his blood pressure, "we are absolutely going to write to you about everything. Like, every single class, every teacher, every weird magical thing that happens, every secret passage we find—"
"Daily reports," Ned added solemnly, Felix flashing agreement in bright emerald green. "Possibly hourly if Felix figures out how to train an owl for high-frequency mail delivery."
"Yeah," MJ said without looking up from her latest sketch, her tone deliberately casual, "prepare yourself for so many pages of Hogwarts gossip and magical documentation that you won't even have time to miss us."
"Speak for yourself," Gwen said with a teasing smile. "Harry's definitely going to miss us. He's just better at hiding it than Peter is."
"I don't hide my feelings!" Peter protested. "I'm very emotionally available and expressive!"
"You cried when we finished the last Star Wars movie," Felicia pointed out.
"That was a very emotional moment! The redemption arc alone—"
"You cried during the opening credits," MJ said dryly.
"The music is very moving!"
Harry chuckled, shaking his head with fond exasperation. "Maybe I'll miss you guys a little," he admitted. "But mostly, I'm proud of you. You're going to absolutely crush this. And by the time it's my turn, I'll be ready because you'll have blazed the trail."
"Crush it?" Felicia repeated, her tone mock-offended as she placed a hand dramatically over her heart. "Please. We're not going to crush anything. We're going to dominate. By Christmas break, Hogwarts won't even know what hit it."
"Just..." Harry's voice took on that gentle warning tone that somehow carried more authority than most adults managed with shouting, "don't dominate your way into getting expelled before then, okay? I'd hate to have to visit you guys in whatever the magical equivalent of detention center is."
"Expelled?" Peter squeaked, his eyes going wide with horror. "Us? No way! I mean... probably no way. Right, guys?" He looked around at his friends with sudden uncertainty. "Right?"
"Define 'probably,'" MJ muttered, adding shading to what appeared to be a sketch of the train's ornate door handles.
"That's not reassuring!"
"It's not supposed to be reassuring," Gwen said reasonably. "It's supposed to be realistic. We're about to attend a school where the staircases move, the paintings talk back, and there's apparently an entire forest full of things that would like to eat us. Some level of chaos is statistically inevitable."
"Chaos is not the same as expulsion!" Peter said desperately.
"No," Felicia agreed with a wicked grin, "chaos is much more fun."
"That's even less reassuring!"
"Look," Ned said patiently, "we've been preparing for this for months. We know the basic rules, we understand the importance of not antagonizing the faculty, and Felix has been practicing his 'I'm just a normal chameleon, definitely not recording any rule violations' face."
Felix immediately demonstrated said face, which mostly involved looking innocent while very slowly turning the exact color of Ned's shoulder.
"See? Perfectly law-abiding academic consultant."
The final whistle blew, louder and more insistent this time, cutting through their banter like a sword through silk. All around them, the platform surged into motion as parents squeezed in final hugs and students began the great migration toward the gleaming red carriages.
"Time to go," Gwen said, closing her notebook with a decisive snap and hoisting her trunk with the kind of efficient movement that spoke of careful planning and possibly obsessive list-making.
"Time to make history," Felicia corrected, her grin sharp enough to cut diamonds as she grabbed her own luggage with one hand and flipped her hair with the other.
"Time to try not to embarrass ourselves on the very first day," Ned added pragmatically, though Felix was cycling through what were definitely celebratory colors.
"Time to stop talking and actually get on the train before it leaves without us," MJ said, tucking her sketchbook under her arm and giving the group a look that suggested she was fully prepared to physically drag them all aboard if necessary.
"Right!" Peter said, snapping into motion with the kind of manic energy that suggested he'd been wound up like a spring and finally released. "Train! Hogwarts! Adventure! Let's go!"
But before the group could surge toward the scarlet carriages, each of them turned back to Harry for one final moment.
Peter reached him first, throwing his arms around his friend in the kind of fierce, unself-conscious hug that spoke louder than any words. It lasted just long enough to be meaningful without becoming awkward, and when they broke apart, Peter's eyes were bright with excitement and just a hint of tears he'd never admit to.
"Two years," Peter said firmly. "Two years, and then you'll be right there with us."
"Two years," Harry agreed, his smile warm and certain. "I'll be ready."
MJ stepped forward next, closing her sketchbook and fixing Harry with a look that was equal parts affection and artistic assessment.
"Try not to have too many adventures while we're gone," she said dryly. "I need to be there to document your heroic moments properly. The composition alone—"
"I'll try to keep the heroics to a minimum," Harry promised solemnly.
"Liar," MJ said, but she was smiling as she said it.
Gwen gave him a quick, efficient hug that was somehow both brief and deeply warm. "We'll write," she said simply. "A lot. Probably too much."
"I'm counting on it."
Ned bounced forward, Felix flashing farewell colors from his shoulder. "This is going to be so cool," he said earnestly. "I mean, we're all going to learn magic together, just... not at exactly the same time. But still together! Temporally displaced togetherness!"
"Temporally displaced togetherness," Harry repeated, grinning. "I like that."
Felicia was last, and she approached with that particular brand of casual elegance that made everything look like a carefully choreographed dance.
"Don't do anything too interesting without us," she said, her tone light but her eyes serious. "Save some of the good adventures for when we get back."
"Deal," Harry said. "Though I can't promise the adventures will wait that long."
"They never do," Felicia agreed. "That's what makes them adventures."
With final waves and shouted promises to write daily (or hourly, if Felix's mail-delivery experiments proved successful), the group turned and joined the stream of students heading toward the train.
Harry stayed rooted on the platform, surrounded by the parents and Aurora Sinclair, watching as his friends climbed aboard the Hogwarts Express. He could see them through the windows—Peter gesturing wildly at something inside their compartment, MJ already sketching again, Ned and Felix examining what appeared to be some sort of magical creature care pamphlet, Gwen organizing their luggage with military precision, and Felicia lounging with the kind of casual confidence that suggested she'd been riding magical trains her entire life.
The whistle blew one final time, long and melodious and somehow bittersweet. Steam billowed up in great white clouds as the scarlet engine began to move, slowly at first, then with gathering momentum.
Harry raised his hand in a wave as the train pulled away, carrying his friends toward adventure and magic and the kind of education he could only dream about. His smile never wavered, but his eyes held that complicated mixture of pride and longing that came from watching the people you cared about step into a world where you couldn't follow.
Not yet.
But someday—someday soon—that would be his train. His adventure. His turn to step into the impossible and make it real.
For now, though, he was content to watch the Hogwarts Express disappear into the distance, carrying his friends toward the future they'd all been dreaming of.
The future where magic was real, where friendship meant everything, and where the impossible was just another word for Tuesday.
*Two years, Harry thought as the last wisp of steam faded into the afternoon sky. Just two more years.*
He could wait that long.
Probably.
—
The Hogwarts Express was already picking up speed, its scarlet form cutting through the billowing steam like something out of a fairy tale, when Harry spotted them—a chaotic cluster of red hair and frantic energy racing across Platform 9¾ like their lives depended on catching that train.
"Move, move, MOVE!" bellowed the oldest boy, who looked to be around seventeen with the kind of broad shoulders and confident stride that screamed Quidditch captain. His Prefect badge caught the light as he sprinted, one hand gripping his trunk handle, the other gesturing frantically at his younger brothers to keep up.
Behind him, three boys who could only be described as varying degrees of controlled panic were doing their best impression of an organized retreat from a burning building. The middle one—maybe thirteen or fourteen—was struggling with a trunk that seemed determined to tip sideways every few steps, his glasses sliding down his nose as he tried to maintain both speed and dignity. The two bringing up the rear were clearly twins, maybe eleven or twelve, and despite the urgency of the situation, they were grinning like this was the best entertainment they'd had all summer.
"Charlie!" one of the twins called out, not sounding remotely concerned about missing the train. "D'you reckon we could make it if we launched ourselves off the platform edge? I bet with the right trajectory—"
"Fred, this is not the time for experimental aerodynamics!" the middle boy shouted back, his voice cracking slightly with stress and what sounded like genuine terror at the thought of being left behind.
"Actually, Percy," the other twin chimed in cheerfully, "if we consider the velocity of the train versus our current running speed, plus account for magical momentum enhancement—"
"George, I swear on Merlin's beard, if you two turn this into one of your projects—"
"Less talking, more running!" Charlie barked over his shoulder, but Harry could hear the laughter threaded through his voice. This was clearly not the first time the family had cut it close with departure times.
The train whistle gave another long, warning toot, as if the Hogwarts Express itself was saying *hurry up, Weasleys, we've got a schedule to keep.*
Harry found himself stepping forward without quite meaning to, his natural instinct to help overriding the fact that he was supposed to be a civilian observer. Aurora Sinclair noticed his movement and placed a gentle hand on his shoulder.
"They'll make it," she said quietly, her voice warm with the kind of fond exasperation that suggested she'd watched this exact scene play out multiple times before. "The Weasleys always make it. Molly would have their heads if they missed the train after all the rushing around she put them through this morning."
"Are they always like this?" Harry asked, fascinated despite himself by the organized chaos unfolding in front of them.
"Every year," Aurora confirmed with a smile. "Arthur gets distracted by some fascinating piece of Muggle technology, Molly spends twenty minutes making sure everyone has packed enough socks and proper winter cloaks, the twins inevitably 'test' something that requires emergency cleaning charms, and they arrive with approximately thirty seconds to spare. It's tradition at this point."
The red-haired family had reached the train now, and Charlie—that had to be Charlie—was hauling open the nearest compartment door with the practiced efficiency of someone who'd done this dance before.
"Percy, up!" he commanded, practically lifting his younger brother and his stubborn trunk into the carriage in one smooth motion.
"Charlie, this is completely undignified," Percy protested even as he scrambled aboard. "We look like absolute—"
"We look like Weasleys," Charlie interrupted with a grin, tossing Percy's trunk up after him. "Which means we look like people who know how to make an entrance. Fred, George—you're next!"
The twins exchanged one of their patented looks—the kind of wordless communication that had probably been striking terror into the hearts of authority figures for eleven years—then grabbed the sides of the open door and hauled themselves aboard with the kind of acrobatic grace that suggested they'd been practicing dramatic train boardings for fun.
"Showoffs," Charlie muttered, but he was still smiling as he tossed their trunks up after them. The train was moving faster now, steam billowing in great white clouds, and he had to jog alongside the compartment to keep pace.
"Charlie!" Percy's face appeared in the window, looking genuinely panicked now. "Charlie, hurry up!"
For just a moment, Harry thought the older boy might not make it. The train was picking up speed, the platform was running out, and Charlie was having to sprint full-out just to keep up with the open door.
Then—in a move that would have made his Quidditch teammates proud—Charlie leaped.
He caught the doorframe with both hands, his feet swinging clear of the platform for one heart-stopping second, before his brothers hauled him bodily into the compartment. The door slammed shut just as the Hogwarts Express rounded the curve and began to disappear into the distance.
A cheer went up from the remaining families on the platform—apparently the Weasley Last-Minute Train Catch was a beloved annual tradition that everyone looked forward to witnessing.
"Every single year," Aurora said again, shaking her head with fond amusement. "Molly's going to have gray hair before Ron and Ginny are old enough for school."
Harry watched the last wisp of steam fade into the afternoon sky, his mind still processing what he'd just witnessed. There had been something about that family—the easy way they'd worked together despite the chaos, the laughter threaded through the panic, the absolute certainty that they'd look out for each other no matter what—that made his chest feel tight in a way he couldn't quite name.
"They seem..." Harry paused, searching for the right word. "Close."
"The Weasleys?" Aurora's smile softened. "Oh, they're more than close, dear one. They're each other's anchors. Arthur and Molly raised those children to believe that family isn't just about blood—it's about choosing to stand together, choosing to catch each other when someone's falling, choosing to make sure nobody gets left behind."
She glanced down at Harry with eyes that seemed to see more than they should. "Rather like what you and your friends have built together, wouldn't you say?"
Harry felt heat rise in his cheeks, but he didn't look away. "Maybe."
"Definitely," Aurora corrected gently. "The way you stood there watching them leave, the way you stepped forward when you thought that family might need help—that's what people do when they've learned what love really means. When they've learned that sometimes the most important thing you can do is be the steady presence that others can rely on."
The platform was beginning to empty now as families started making their way back toward the barrier and the regular world beyond. Parents walked with the slightly shell-shocked expressions of people who'd just sent their children off into the unknown. Students who hadn't quite made it onto the train stood around looking lost and slightly panicked.
But Harry just stood there, hands tucked into his jacket pockets, watching the place where the Hogwarts Express had disappeared into the distance.
Two years suddenly felt like both an eternity and no time at all.
"Professor Sinclair?" he said quietly.
"Yes, dear one?"
"Do you think..." Harry hesitated, then pushed forward with the kind of quiet determination that had been his trademark since childhood. "Do you think I'll be ready? When it's my turn?"
Aurora studied him for a long moment—this boy who'd spent his morning watching his friends step into adventure without him, who'd instinctively moved to help strangers, who carried himself with the kind of quiet strength that most people took years to develop.
"Harry Potter," she said finally, her voice warm with certainty, "I think Hogwarts is going to be very lucky to have you. And I think your friends are going to come home at Christmas with stories that will make you want to be there even more than you already do."
She paused, then added with a mischievous smile, "Though if I were you, I'd start preparing for some very interesting letters. Something tells me your friends are going to give you quite the education in magical chaos before you ever set foot in the castle."
Harry grinned, his earlier melancholy lifting like morning fog. "I'm counting on it."

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