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Today was Friday, also known as FOCUS day (the "F" in Friday stands for FOCUS). It was a big deal because MRCUBESIX had something he wanted to share. "MrCube6 you never have things to share," saided 4CVIT (the Minecraft YouTuber). "Yeah, you never even bring any touys to share class," supplied Squiddo humorously. "Silly Squiddo! Theres no such things as SHARES class!" laughed 4CVIT (the Minecraft YouTuber). "Chat this is seriously" saided Mr.Cube the sixth for the first time all FOCUS Friday, "My shares are big deal."
"Big deal? More like Big Shot!!" Squiddo smirked as the Toby Undertale Deltarune Fox music started playing.
"I'm slash srs! Squiddo!" mrCube6 lightly glared at her, using his "Eyes."
4C (4CVIT) looked questionably "/Srs? On FOCUSS FRIDAY?"
"yes! /srs on focus friday!" MR the cube gulped in nervousness, "anyway. What do you guys know about the RABIES disease virus ??"
A gasp. 4CViT started shaking "You mean the viral disease that causes encephalitis in humans and other mammals.It was historically referred to as **hydrophobia**("fear of water") because its victims panic when offered liquids to drink??"
Squiddo nervously continued for him,"The one where early symptoms can include fever and abnormal sensations at the site of exposure.These symptoms are followed by one or more of the following symptoms: nausea, vomiting, violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, fear of water, an inability to move parts of the body, confusion, and loss of consciousness????" (A/N: these are direct quotes from Wikipedia, NOT my own original words. please dont lawyer me!) "THAT rabies disease virus???"
MRcube looked sadly "Yes... I'm afraid so.." he shed a singular tear out of his "eyes."
"your cat has rabies??? that's horrible!!" sadcried 4c4cvit minecraft youtuber.
"no.. !!→ *I* ←!! have Rabie...s.." sadden mrcube. squiddo amd 4cvit (members of focus) shocked faced like crazy. They couldn't believe their ears! his name was mrcube! 6! not mr rabies6!
"You're... the rabies haver?!??"
"Yes squiddo.. I.. am The Rabies Haver..." mrcube saided exactly like the "I... am the director line."
"Wait... what if instead of rabies, you had RADbies. cause you're so cool and awesome" supplied Squiddo the supplier. Everyone pondered this for awhile, thinking deeply about the differentiation of Rabies compared to Radbies. Squiddo took a sniff, "That sure smells like Radbies to me!"
Mr. Cube 6 hopefuled. "R-Really??"
"Yeah I think so bro, I think its Radbies," happied 4C.
"What wonderful news!!! I'm so happy I don't have rabies!!"
"We're happy too. Rabies is very scary! Radbies is cool though." nodded 4CVIt.
Squiddo did the grin, "Group hug time?"
Mrcube cheered, "Yes Squiddo!! Group hug time!!"
Focus Friday ended with a group hug. Friendship is beautiful. Big Shot is still playing.