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Part 2 of pokemon!!!
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Published:
2025-09-19
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2025-11-30
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8/?
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genuinely insane kalos/alola groupchat

Summary:

HEAVILY inspired by that one Kalos groupchat fic (chat was called Kalos kiddies i think) and that one alola groupchat fic by the same author (chat was called alola!!!) idk the names of them or the author

Ash makes a groupchat. He adds his alolan gang and his kalos friends because he misses them (especially clemont lmao).
Everyone fights and asks 'wtf is this' (except lillie, she's too sweet to say that)
fuckass gays flirt over text
pure chaos. Ash is probably not ok, Lana is being insane again, Sophocles is being a little shit to Lana, Lillie is confused, Gladion is just there being all edgy and chill (and most likely done with everyone's shit), Mallow is being an annoying but sweet chatterbox, Kiawe is slightly confused but also attempting to be an authority type figure, Bonnie is reading the chat wide-eyed and only understanding about 10% of it (but also being a lil shit), Serena flat-out refused to be added, and Clemont is the only sane one here (he's struggling)

Or:

Ash, Bonnie, Clemont, and the Alola Gang have a chaotic groupchat

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The gang!!!!!

has been created by ChampionAsh69

ChampionAsh69 added Clemont, BonBon, AKALAKAHUNA, LillieAether, GL4D10N, PopplioBalloon, MarshMallow, and Sophisnotahacker

 

ChampionAsh69: @everyone

Sophisnotahacker is online

PopplioBalloon is online

MarshMallow is online

AKALAKAHUNA is online

GL4D10N is online

LillieAether is online

BonBon is online

Clemont is online

ChampionAsh69: yay everyone's finally on! :D

PopplioBalloon: wtf

LillieAether: Hello, everyone. I am not usually online, but now that this groupchat is made, I will go online more.

MarshMallow: hi lils! x Also Ash what is this?

Sophisnotahacker: srsly and y add l*na

PopplioBalloon: did u just censor my name u little bitch

AKALAKAHUNA: Please don't fight...

BonBon: Big Brother I finally heard a cuss word!!!!

Clemont: Oh no. Ash, why did you add my little sister?

ChampionAsh69: idk bc she's one of us! :D

GL4D10N: why

PopplioBalloon: i thought akala kahuna in all caps was a bad user look at edge lord's

LillieAether: Please do not be rude to my brother!

MarshMallow: no, ofc we wont lils! sorry x

GL4D10N: what

AKALAKAHUNA: DID YOU JUST SAY THE ISLAND KAHUNA OF AKALA ISLAND IS A BAD USERNAME!??!?!?!?!
PopplioBalloon: yes u inferno overdrive spammer

AKALAKAHUNA: INFERNO OVERDRIVE

PopplioBalloon: im a water type trainer lmao

Sophisnotahacker: lil shit

PopplioBalloon: what a convincing user. ur not a hacker lmao

Sophisnotahacker changed their name to Sophocles

Sophocles: better?

PopplioBalloon: ew wtf censor that

PopplioBalloon changed their name to Poplana

Sophocles: rude as fuck

LillieAether: Guys, this chat is quite vulgar!

Clemont: Yes, please try to keep my little sister from learning bad words!

MarshMallow: sorry lils! x

MarshMallow changed their name to Mals

Mals: lils why are you still LillieAether??? x

LillieAether: I do not know how to change it, as I am barely online.

Mals changed LillieAether's name to Lils<3

Lils<3: Thank you, Mallow.

Poplana: GAY ASF

AKALAKAHUNA changed their name to Kiawe

Sophocles: LIL FUCKER LEAVE THE LOVEBIRDS ALONE TO GET HITCHED OR SOME ROMANTIC SHIT

Poplana muted Sophocles

Mals: SNAKE ASF

ChampionAsh69 changed their name to Ash

Ash unmuted Sophocles

Poplana: FUCKASS TRAITOR

Sophocles: SYBAU

BonBon: Big brother, I just learned a new word! Fuckass

Mals: LMFAOOOOOOO

GL4d10N: lol

Poplana: LMFAO UR DOING GREAT

Sophocles: lmao

Ash: Oof. Poor Clem :/

Kiawe: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! ITS LIKE IF MIMO LEARNED A SLUR

Clemont: Bonnie, don't say that.

BonBon: why not?????????

Clemont: Because it is a very bad word.

BonBon: Ok??? FUCKASS FUCKASS FUCKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiawe: NOOOOOO

Poplana: LMFAOOO
Mals: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

Sophocles: LMAO

GLD10N: lol

Ash: oof

Lils<3: Guys, I don't think encouraging the little girl to cuss is a good idea.

Mals: sorry lils! x

BonBon: FUCKASS!! Big Brother I said a bad word!

Clemont: Arceeus save me. Bonnie, please don't say it again.

BonBon: FUCKASS

Clemont is offline

BonBon: FUCKASS FUCKASS FUCKASS

BonBon is offline

Poplana: shit wonder what hes doing to her

Sophocles: oh man

Mals: oh no

Kiawe: Poor lil sis

Ash: aw shell be fine, clem would never punish her hes too soft

Kiawe: If you say so. Gotta go work on the farm and check on Mimo so bye

Kiawe is offline

Poplana: he means treat mimo like a princess

Mals: definitely

Lils<3: It is my writing time now, so I will go. Goodbye everyone!

Mals: bye lils!!!!!!!!!!111!!! <3 x

Lils<3 is offline

Poplana: GAY ASF

Mals deleted one message from Poplana

Mals: gotta go help out at the restaurant, bye! x

Mals is offline

Poplana: lil bitch

Poplana is offline

Sophocles: finally shes gone

GL4D10N is offline

Sophocles: shit they dropping like flies

Ash: noooooo D:

Ash: well the professor made croquettes for dinner, gotta go! :D

Ash is offline

Sophocles: aw man

Sophocles is offline