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Inanimate Weirdos

Summary:

When a group chat is created with loads of gay people, chaos follows.

CHAOS/ANGST

Notes:

Good luck already-

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Who is who?

Summary:

UPDATE ON 30/10/2025: I forgot Box how dare i okay i added Box now yay

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Who is who (contestants who i thought of nicknames for, usernames r next to names)

Anx13ty_l00p is Suitcase (@L00P1NG4NX13TY)

Imma_st4b_y0u is Knife (@ST4BB3R)

Br1t1sh_b1tch is Taco (@T34_Dr1nk3r)

P4p13_P13 is Paper (@G4YP3R)

Gayh0t3lmanag3r is OJ (@G4Y0R4NG3JU1C3)

Paininthebrush is Paintbrush (@Brush1ng_P41N)

TR4NSL1GHTX3 is Lightbulb (@1DKAUS3RN4M3)

L0ud_B1tch is Microphone (@C0V3RY0UR34RS)

Kn33_Sl4pp3r is Cheesy (@D4D_J0K3S)

G3rm0ph0b3 is Soap (@Cl34nfr34k)

N0T_A_P3NNY is Nickel (@S4RC4ST1C0N3)

Sc13nc3_0bs3ss3d is Test Tube (@V1l3V14l)

Numb3r_1_f4n is Fan (@Th3bl0gg3r)

N0T_S’m0res is Marshmallow (@M4RSHM4LL0W)

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n is Bot (@B0WR3PL1C4)

FI0at1ng_A1rb4ll is Balloon (@Y3s1fl04ts0wh4t)

0J_0bs3ss3d is Salt (@0J1SMYBF)

Th1rd_wh33l is Pepper (@Saltssecondchoice)

Blu3_Puddl3 is Goo (@Blu3Sl1m3)

C4rdb04rd_b0x is Box (@N0TMYC0RPS3)

Who is who (Meeple creations)

(MEPAD ONLY HAS THIS DISPLAY NAME IN THE MEEPLE CREATIONS GC)

0atm3alr4isinc00kies is Mephone4 (@f0ur)

H34rts_ar3_p4th3t1c is Mephone4S (@Th3H34D)

M3ta_AI_Responses is Mepad (@AIR3SP0NS3S)

Th3_3l1m1n4t0r is MephoneX (@TH3BL4R3R)

Th3_surv1v0r is Mephone3GS (@Isurv1v3d)

 

Who is who? (Teachers)

BP_P3N is Ballpoint pen (Teaches Dutch class even though there isn’t normally dutch class in school in other countries) (@B4llp01nt) N0N_V3RB4L is MeTag (Teaches art and Science) (@1d0ntsp34k) I_4M_St3v3 is Steve Cobs (dw dw he’s jst the very strict PE teacher nobody likes) (@St3v3C0bs) P4P4R4ZZ1 is Cammy (Teaches math & English) (@C4M3R4P3RS0N) T3CH_N3RD is Mecintosh (Teaches technology) (@M3C1NT0SH)

Notes:

I edited some things here to make it fit with the storyline/upcoming chapter!

Chapter 2: The 3rd period chaos

Summary:

Y'all when i say A/N it means Author Note btw :D

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Insane Weirdos

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Guys who has PE in 3rd period, please someone have PE or I'm going to kms

 

L0ud_B1tch: Sorry i have Dutch class 3rd period

 

Paininthebrush: @Anx13ty_l00p dw i have PE in 3rd period

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: I also have Dutch class Mic!!!!!

 

L0ud_B1tch: Yay!

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: PLEASE someone have free period 3rd period i dont wanna sit alone

 

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: I have free period 3rd period!

 

0J_0bs3ss3d: OMG like, me too? OJ how much fun! We can, like, totally hang out together during 3rd period!

 

[@G4Y0R4NG3JU1C3 removed @0J1SMYBF from Insane Weirdos]

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: XD NICE

 

Paininthebrush: LOL i was waiting for you to finally do that

 

Th1rd_Wh33l: Im leaving now too, JUSTICE FOR SALTY SALT

 

[@G4Y0R4NG3JU1C3 removed @Saltssecondchoice from Insane Weirdos]

 

-

 

Meeple creations

 

04tm3alr4isinc00kies: Guys i have PE 3rd period.

 

H34rts_ar3_P4th3t1c: Just tell him you dont feel well

 

04tm3alr4isinc00kies: We both know that wont work :c

 

M3ta_AI_Responses: Don’t worry Mephone4. If i heard it correctly, Suitcase, from first year, has PE in 3rd period too, just like Paintbrush.

 

04tm3alr4isinc00kies: Phew, good to know. Also i do most definitely NOT regret changing your nickname to M3ta_AI_Responses.

 

Th3_3l1m1n4t0r: I have Dutch 3rd period :c

 

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In dutch class (Microphone’s POV)

 

Mic sat down on the back row, next to Taco.

 

When the class had settled down, Ballpoint Pen started the lesson, in dutch.

(A/N: Dw y’all i am dutch myself, i know what I'm doing and translations will be next to the dutch sentences except if i forget)

“Goedemiddag allemaal!” (Goodmorning everyone!)

Microphone was the only one who immediately knew what Ballpoint Pen had said, so she responded with:

“Goedemorgen Meneer Ballpoint pen!” (Goodmorning Mr.Ballpoint pen!)

 

Ballpoint pen nodded towards Microphone in an approving way.

“Goed gedaan, Microphone.” (Nicely done, Microphone.)

“Danku meneer.” (Thank you sir.)

(A/N: I have now decided that mic came from Limburg, a province in The Netherlands, so she’s jst a dutchie though she understands some german too hehe)

 

When she glanced at Taco, she chuckled at Taco’s perplexed expression.

 

“Ik kom uit Nederland hé, was je het vergeten?” (I come from the Netherlands, did you forget?)

 

Taco still looked confused, so Mic repeated it in english.

“I come from the Netherlands, did you forget?”

 

Taco facepalmed and nodded.

“Yep, totally forgot”

 

When Dutch class came to an end, Ballpoint pen asked Mic to stay behind for a minute, so she did.

When everyone (Except herself, Ballpoint pen and Taco, who had insisted to stay) had left the classroom, Ballpoint pen spoke to Mic, in Dutch, since (A/N: I kinda wanted Ballpoint Pen to be a Dutchie too but then from Groningen or Friesland hehe) Ballpoint pen was Dutch too.

“Mic, Ik had in gedachten om voor diegenen die een beetje Nederlands kunnen en natuurlijk diegenen die gewoon geinteresseert zijn, een nederlandse Tutorgroep te vormen, waarbij jij, als Limburger, de anderen bijles geeft.” (Mic, i thought of making a studygroup for those who can talk a little bit of Dutch and ofcourse those who are just interested, where you, as Limburger, tutor the others)

Mic thought about the offer, then nodded.

“Tuurlijk kan ik dat doen! Het is altijd mooi om te zien hoe anderen de Nederlandse taal leren” (Ofcourse i can do that! It’s always beautiful to see how others learn the Dutch language)

 

Ballpoint pen smiled.

“Fijn om te horen. Zie ik je volgende les weer hierover?” (Good to hear. Do i see you about this next lesson again?)

Mic nodded.

“Komt voor de bakker!”

(A/N: This is a proverb, but it basically means: Will do!)

 

When they walked out of the classroom, Mic’s phone buzzed, and so did Taco’s. They both looked at their phones.

 

-

 

Insane Weirdos

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Anyone here???

Anx13ty_l00p: Hellooo???

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Yes Suitcase, me and mic are here now. We had dutch class just now and mic was asked to stay behind by ballpoint pen and i insisted on staying

 

Anx13ty_l00p: is mic in trbl or not

 

L0UD_B1TCH: no no dw im not in trouble ballpoint pen js wanted to ask me smth

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: HAIIIII

 

Paininthebrush: Jumpscare

Paininthebrush: also good luck yall bulby has been hyperactive according to OJ, he’s been texting me about it non-stop i almost got detention and its @Gayh0t3lmanag3r his fault

 

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: what do u want paintbrush

Paininthebrush: i almost got detention bc of you

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: Im laying in my bed rnhdfgdjfgfuhf

 

Paininthebrush: I just got to Lightbulb’s room

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: i fell out of my bed

 

Paininthebrush: Can confirm

[@Brush1ng_P41N sent 1 attachment]

(A/N its a pic of Lightbulb laying on the ground dramatically as if she just died)

 

L0UD_B1TCH: LOL

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: Paintbrush is laughinf at me :c

TR4NSL1GHTX3: painty i hate you :c

 

Paininthebrush: no you dont u love me you are giggling kicking ur feet in the air

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: ... You got me

Chapter 3: Angst

Notes:

TW: Abuse/scolding/physical violence

Sooooo i was bored and wanted to get some angst in the fic for the fun :D

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 2

 

Insanity High Teachers

 

BP_P3N: So y’all, do you agree that we need to host a talent show for our students?

 

1_4M_ST3V3: Yes, i do agree. And the Me- students must participate.

 

T3CH_N3RD: Why them specifically?

 

1_4M_ST3V3: Because i know they have it in them to participate, and they have no choice.

 

BP_P3N: I know one of my students is actually Dutch, so i could ask her beforehand?

 

N0N_V3RB4L: You could. I could send Test Tube and Fan an Email as well as Paintbrush, they also have their own talents, Paintbrush has their art talent, and Test Tube and Fan share their chemistry talents.

 

P4P4R4ZZ1: I’ll make the poster

 

BP_P3N: Great. You do that, we send out the Emails. Be sure to put my email address on it!

 

P4P4RAZZ1: Will do!

 

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Test Tube checked her inbox one more time, seeing an Email from her Science teacher, MeTag.

 

She clicked on it, curious.

 

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected] and [email protected]

 

Hello Test Tube and Fan,

 

I have been in contact with the other teachers, and we have decided to host a talent show. Now, i have told them that i would ask the two of you if you had interest in participating. Do NOT tell anyone else about this yet, they do not know yet. Please reply to this Email as soon as possible.

 

Regards,

MeTag

Teacher of Art and Science at Insanity High

 

Test Tube was surprised to read this, as it was most definitely not what she had expected, even if she had not expected anything at all.

 

She closed her laptop, making a mental note to herself to talk to Fan about this, since he had been in the Email too, before changing into her pajama’s and climbing into her bed.

 

-

 

4:31 AM

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Yall

Anx13ty_l00p: I cannot sleep

Anx13ty_l00p: KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE

 

1mm4_St4b_y0u: My nickname has never been so accurate before. WHAT do you want. It’s 4AM for fuck’s sake.

 

Anx13ty_l00p: I think i forgot

 

1mm4_Stab_y0u: Forgot WHAT? How to sleep?

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Its an option but no

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Heyyy im not the only one awake at 4AM! #insomniac

 

Paininthebrush: Great. Lightbulb is keeping me awake bc shes still hyperactive

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: i just cannot sleep let me keep you awake hehehhehehehehe

 

Paininthebrush: I am seriously annoyed at you right now Lightbulb.

 

L0UD_B1TCH: grabs popcorn

 

N0T_A_P3NNY: Shut up Microphone.

 

G3rm0ph0b3: Wait who is all awake right now-

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Me

Anx13ty_l00p: Me

 

1mm4_st4b_y0u: Me

 

L0UD_B1TCH: AKA most of us are awake

 

[@G3rm0ph0b3 sent 1 attachment]

 

[Online:-----------------]

| Anx13ty_l00p |

| 1mm4_st4b_y0u |

| L0UD_B1TCH |

| Br1t1sh_b1tch |

| N0T_A_P3NNY |

| Paininthebrush |

| TR4NSL1GHTX3 |

[ __________________]

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Wow you just exposed us soap

 

G3rm0ph0b3: I did indeed

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: PAINTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

Paininthebrush: what now

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: DONT LEAVE ME AWAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STAY AWAKE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Paininthebrush: we have classes tomorrow go to bed

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: Nooooooooooooooooo

 

Paininthebrush: yes

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Paininthebrush: She is about to td7usisyfgyuejksfhdihfvg

 

G3rm0ph0b3: Well...

 

N0T_A_P3NNY: I think paintbrush is getting tackled by Lightbulb

 

Br1t1sh_b1tch: Yep

 

(A/N: Mephone4 is in the Insane Weirdo’s gc as well)

 

[@Gayh0t3lmanag3r changed all nicknames to :default]

 

Taco: Why did you do that OJ

 

OJ: because i can

 

Four: Guys

Four: Mepad is being weirdly hyperactive and Cobs is punishing him right now. I cannot handle it, since Cobs would beat me...

 

OJ: Damn, Four... do you need me to come over?

 

Four: NO dont come over Cobs will be mad at me

 

Paper: Four...

 

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Meeple Creations

4:35 AM

 

[@f0ur changed all nicknames to :default]

 

Four: Anyone else awake? Except Mepad

 

4S: I think everyone is awake

 

3GS: Mepad is... crying? What’s happening?

 

X: Yeah, Mepad is crying... Four, do you know what’s happening?

 

Four: Shit. Cobs realized i was texting, I'm in trouble now. Mepad was weirdly hyperactive and Cobs punished him- fuck i gtg

 

4S: Four?

4S: Four???

 

X: Oh no

 

3GS: Both Mepad and Four are crying now...

 

-

 

Four was on the floor, tears streamed down his face as Cobs beat him and Mepad.

 

He had been caught texting, and Cobs had not liked that.

 

He flinched as another punch landed in his face, along with Cobs yelling at the two of them.

“I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THEN TO GO TEXTING WHEN YOUR SIBLING IS GETTING PUNISHED! YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING, NOT TEXTING! AND YOU, MEPAD! YOU KNOW I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT MUCH ENERGY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CALM AND COMPOSED, NOT RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE SOME HYPERACTIVE BUNNY!”

 

Four’s heart broke at the sight of Mepad, sitting there in the corner, tears streaming down her face as she was yelled at.

 

Four couldn’t bear it anymore, so he got up again, defiant, as he yelled back at Cobs.

“CAN’T YOU SEE HOW HURT MEPAD IS? YOU THINK IT’S WEIRD THAT WE DON’T WATCH WHILE YOU BEAT UP OUR ROOMMATES???”

 

Four realized immediately that he should not have done that, as Cobs now turned to him, giving him another punch in the face.

“What did you just say, Four? I don’t care how hurt your precious sibling is.”

 

-

 

Meeple creations:

 

4S: Four just stood up to Cobs, but i think he is in even more trouble now...

 

3GS: Yeah... Poor Four and Mepad...

 

X: I just hope it won’t get out of hand...

 

4S: Bro it already got out of hand.

3GS: X, it already got out of hand.

 

X: You’re right

 

4S: Im going to put away my phone before Cobs comes to check and sees us on our phones.

 

3GS: Yeah, good idea

 

X: Yep.

 

-

Insane Weirdo’s

4:50 AM

 

Mic: Fuck i just read what was happening... Is Four alright?

 

Taco: I don’t know...

 

[@Gayh0t3lmanag3r added @Th3H34d to Insane Weirdo’s]

 

OJ: Hey 4S, i was hoping you had an update about Four and Mepad?

4S: Hey, and yea, i have an update: Four and Mepad are now both in trouble. Four tried to protect Mepad, but got himself in trouble for it.

 

Mic: Oh damn...

 

Taco: Shit... are they alright?

 

4S: I dont know...

 

OJ: I hope they’ll be alright

 

4S: yeah, me too

Notes:

Please comment reccomendations!

Also shoutout to whoopsyloops! Your comments have genuinely made me smile and made me so happy YAYAYAYYAYAYAYA :D

Chapter 4: GAYotic

Notes:

I totally didn't have to search up the roles of a Student Council- (Im a dutchie so yh lol)

STUDENT COUNCIL YAY

ALSOOOOOOOOOOO (Read it entirely its very very exciting what im gonna say /silly )
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Chapter Text

CHAPTER 3

 

Insane Weirdo’s

10:45 AM

 

OJ: Hey, does anyone know where Four is? He’s supposed to be at the Student Council meeting and he isnt here

 

Paper: Idk

 

OJ: Well ofc you don’t know, you are the one who asked the others in the Student Council hun <3

 

Paper: Ohh right i forgot <3

 

Taco: Ugh. They’re holding hands again.

 

Taco: EW NO YOU TWO GO FIND A PRIVATE ROOM TO KISS BC WTF

 

Lightbulb: Omga wha

 

[@BRUSH1NG_P41N changed all names to :custom]

 

Paininthebrush: This is better- WAIT WHAT DID I MISS

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: Oh hey guys why is it so calm in the hall?

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Read back

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: OH SHIT

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Four im warning you, OJ and Paper are seemingly incapable of finding a private room

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: Right, uhh okay

 

-

(At the student council meeting)

(A/N: I dont wanna do any perspectives rn bc well why would i- im gonna do like- not a perspective but just a scene without any particular character perspective yay!)

 

It was chaos at the Student Council meeting.

OJ and Paper were kissing, Taco was texting and yelling at OJ and Paper to find a room, Pickle was playing UNO with Fan, and Box and Trophy were arguing again, when Four entered the room.

“What’s... happening here”

Four stated, confused.

 

The room fell silent, but OJ and Paper were still kissing.

 

“For Fuck’s sake lovebirds, quit it! The meeting can start now!”

Taco yelled, making Paper and OJ freeze and look at her, perplexed.

 

The other Student Council members burst into laughter at the perplexed expression of the gay couple.

 

“I- huh?” OJ said, clearly confused.

 

“What did i just walk in to?” Said Four eventually.

 

After a while, the room was quiet again, and everyone was seated. OJ and Paper, who were the School president and vice president, were leading the meeting.

Taco, as secretary, stood near OJ and Paper, at a higher table so she could write down what was happening. Next to her stood Pickle, as undersecretary, who was also taking notes.

 

Four was the treasurer, and he was seated at the table, nearest to OJ and Paper.

 

Across from Four sat Box, the committee, holding her notebook with the information she had collected.

 

Trophy, who was in charge of the planning, was seated next to Four.

 

And lastly, Fan, who was in charge of the school confessions page, the gossip page, and the schoolmagazine, was sitting next to Box, writing down exactly what was happening for the school magazine.

 

“Box, do you have the information gathered?” Asked OJ.

 

“Yep! I have all of the information and ideas from the students here!” Replied Box cheerfully, handing the notes to OJ.

 

After a bit, OJ spoke again.

“Who the fuck wrote: ‘Ban kissing’?”

 

“No idea. Whoever it was slid it underneath my dorm door with no name on it.”

Box answered.

 

“Alright.” OJ said, looking at the time. “Oh shit, we’re running out of time. We’ll discuss these ideas next meeting. Go to your classes or whatever”

Said OJ, dismissing the Student Council.

 

-

L0UD_B1TCH and Br1t1sh_B1tch

12:35PM

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Sooo howd it go

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: How’d what go?

 

L0UD_B1TCH: the meeting? Stopping the lovebirds’ kissing?

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: It went... alright, i s’pose. I had to yell at them (Multiple times) to get them to FINALLY stop kissing.

 

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Insane Weirdo’s

12:45 PM

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: OJ and Paper istg find a private room to make out dont use the Student Council dorm/common room

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: What. Not again. Im sleeping at Mic’s dorm tonight.

 

L0UD_B1TCH: I didnt agree to that yet?

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Surely you don’t want me to be stuck with those two

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Yh okay u got a point there

 

Blu3_Puddl3: since when does this group exist

 

Numb3r_1_F4n: The student council meeting was so gayotic

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Real. GAYotic as well. Right @Gayh0t3lmanag3r and @P4P13_P13 ?

 

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: Gurl go away- OH FUCK WE ARE IN THE DORM COMMON ROOM

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: Took you way too long to realize that.

Notes:

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chapter 5: Suitcase angst :)

Summary:

Also in case i forgot to mention, Knife and Suitcase are siblings in this fic!

Notes:

TW: Parent death (Remembering)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 4

Inanimate Weirdo’s

7:27 AM

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Hiiii i just opened this gc for the first time what’d i miss? Fan looked quite mischievous yesterday so something mustve happened

 

C4rdb04rd_b0x: Good question Bot

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Ikr

 

Sc13nc3_0bs3ss3d: Read back to see what happened that caused Fan to look so mischievous, Bot and Box. Also, Hello!

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Testtube why are you typing like an AI bot. Im the bot here not you

 

C4rdb04rd_b0x: real

Anx13ty_l00p: BOXXXX

 

C4rdb04rd_b0x: SUITCASEEEEEEE

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Okay im reading the chat back

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Wtf

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: WHAT

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: @Br1t1sh_B1tch I feel so bad for you like wtf why couldnt they get a private room

 

TR4NS_L1GHTX3: real

 

Paininthebrush: Hey Bulbyyyy

 

TR4NS_L1GHTX3: HEYYY PAINTYYYYYYYYYYYY

|-replying to Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: @Br1t1sh_B1tch I feel so bad for you like wtf why couldnt they get a private room -|

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: Bot we were in the council we didnt want the others having to wait for us

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: OJ istg i had to YELL at you two.

 

P4P13_P13: I- oops?

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Yes oops.

 

L0UD_B1TCH: YESS GET EM BABE

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: I knew i could count on you Mic <3

 

L0UD_B1TCH: <3

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Okayyy..... Anyways

 

FI0at1ng_A1rb4ll: Anygays

 

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: Let them be gay

 

Fl0at1ng_A1rb4ll: Fine

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Are we jst not gonna talk about the fact Box and Suitcase disappeared at the same time?

 

Imma_St4b_y0u: No we’re not gonna talk about it. Box and Suitcase are jst calling rn, i can hear Suitcase venting to Box. Oh yeah i forgot to say we’re at home today bc its been 6 years since our mother died.

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Damn

 

Imma_St4b_Y0u: yep. Hold on, Suits is calling for me. Brb

 

-

 

Suitcase was on her bed, tears streaming down her face as she told Box what had happened 6 years ago. Eventually, she couldn’t get a single word out anymore, except for her brother’s name.

“Knife!” She called out, her voice filled with emotion.

 

Looking at her phone screen, she realized she was still calling with Box.

“I-I'm sorry you have to see me like this, Box.” She managed to choke out in between sobs.

 

She almost jumped when she heard a knock on the door, followed by her brother’s worried voice.

“Suits? It’s me”

 

Suitcase wiped away a tear, before replying to her brother.

“C-come in” She said in between sobs. It was really hard for her, remembering her mother’s terrible death.

 

She was lost in thought, and froze when she felt a hand on her shoulder.

“Hey, don’t worry, it’s just me.” She heard Knife say. She unfroze, looking at her brother.

 

“Cmon, scoot over” Her brother teased.

 

Suitcase made room for her brother, who sat down next to her, pulling her in a warm embrace.

 

“It’s just- it's hard, remembering her death-” She started, breaking off, voice breaking with grief and sadness.

 

She felt Knife pull her in closer, rubbing soothing circles on her back.

“Hey, shh, it’s okay. You don’t have to hold back. Let it out.” Knife said, his voice gentle and worried.

Chapter 6: Suitcase's flashback

Summary:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y'ALL

Notes:

This is a memory of Suitcase, so don’t get confused with the timeline XD

TW: Death / Murder mentioned / Police interrogation / hospital

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 5

 

Suitcase sat in the backseat of the car, fidgeting with her shirt nervously. Her mother was in the hospital. Someone had tried to k!ll her mother a few hours ago.

Anger and anxiety ran through her.

 

She looked up when she felt her brother’s hand on her knee.

“It’s gonna be alright, Suits. Mom will be okay” He promised gently, though there was a hint of uncertainty in his voice.

 

The car stopped, they had arrived at the hospital.

 

Her father got out of the car first, before opening the back door to let Suitcase out.

“Come Suitcase, we’re here.” Her father said, annoyed but gentle.

 

She got out of the car, closing the door behind her as her father locked the car.

 

When they arrived at the reception, they saw a nurse waiting for them, a saddened look in their gaze, which worsened Suitcase’s anxiety.

 

The nurse spoke, but Suitcase could only make out a few words:

“We couldn’t save her in time.”

 

Suitcase gasped, tears forming in her eyes.

“No...” She whispered. She can’t have died! Knife promised she would be okay!

 

She wanted to scream, to yell at the nurse that it couldn’t be true, but she knew the nurse was telling the truth.

 

She almost collapsed in grief, but her brother caught her, wrapping his arms around her warmly.

“Hey hey hey, don’t fall” He said, his voice gentle and warm, but filled with grief.

 

She leaned into the embrace, burying her face in her brother’s shoulder.

 

A FEW DAYS LATER

 

Suitcase sat in an interrogation room with her brother. The police had asked for their help to find their mother’s murderer.

 

An officer entered the interrogation room, expression stern and stoic, but softening when they saw Suitcase’s grief-stricken expression.

 

The officer sat down opposite Knife and Suitcase.

“I’m detective Mephone One, but please call me One.”

They started, introducing themself.

“And you’re... Knife and Suitcase, i assume?”

 

Suitcase nodded, still nervous.

 

“Alright. I’m going to ask you a few questions, and I'm asking you to answer them honestly," the officer started. “You won’t be in trouble, don’t worry about that.” They continued; “First question: Was there anyone you know about who might have wanted your mother dead?” They asked.

 

Suitcase thought for a minute, but Knife spoke up.

“Our grandfather, on mom’s side, was always angry with her whenever she visited him”
He said, grief still evident on his face, but mixed with determination to solve this case.

 

The officer nodded, writing it down.

“Alright. And how was her relation with your neighbors?”

 

Suitcase hestitated.

“She- I don’t know, i never met them” She admitted.

 

The officer nodded again, writing that down too.

 

After the interrogation, Knife and Suitcase went back home.

Notes:

I'm already working on the next chapter <3

 

TYSM FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTSSS THEY RLY GIVE ME MOTIVATION YAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Y'ALL I FINISHED CHAPTER 6 ALREADY OOPS SO NEXT UPLOAD WILL BE SOON AND Y'ALL WILL BE IN FOR A... Treat? I guess so XD

Chapter 7: Trophy's an asshole

Summary:

Trophy being the asshole he is

Notes:

TW: Bullying

Sorry y'all i jst like angst way too much

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 6

 

Insane Weirdos

10:15 AM

 

Paininthebrush: Trophy is arguing with someone

 

C4rdb04rd_ B0x: Who is he arguing with this time?

 

Paininthebrush: Hes arguing with suitcase- Oh shit, it got physical.

 

Imm4_St4b_Y0u: That asshole. I’m omw. No one messes with my sister.

 

Paininthebrush: He ripped a necklace off her neck- Oh no- he broke it. Suitcase is crying. Knife, get here fast. Trophy is holding the necklace out the window.

 

Imm4_St4b_Y0u: Almost there

 

-

 

Knife rushed to the cafetaria, anger rushing through him.

 

When he got to Trophy and Suitcase, he stood infront of his sister protectively.

 

“Fuck off, Trophy. And give that necklace back.”

He said, voice low and threatening.

 

Trophy chuckled darkly.

“And why would i? It’s just a necklace, after all. I don’t get why she is so upset over it.”

 

Knife scoffed.

“Just give. It. Back, Trophy.” He said, voice threatening.

 

Trophy gave it back, scoffing.

“I don’t get what’s so important about this necklace, but here.”

Trophy said, handing it back to Knife, before walking away.

 

Knife immediately turned to Suitcase, wrapping her in a gentle and worried embrace.

“Hey, it’s okay, you’re safe now. I’m here.”

He whispered gently.

 

“T-that necklace was the only thing i had left from mom”

Suitcase whispered, her voice filled with sadness.

 

“I know Suits... Trophy won’t get away with this so easily, believe me.” He vowed.

 

“Cmon, we should tell a teacher.”

He said, this was something the teachers needed to know about.

 

He felt his sister nod, and they both started walking to the nearest teacher, Ballpoint Pen, who looked up when he noticed the siblings approaching.

 

They stopped infront of the Dutch teacher, and Knife spoke.

“Mr. Ballpoint Pen?” He started.

“Trophy broke my sister’s necklace” He said.

 

Ballpoint Pen looked confused.

“His behavior is unacceptable, yes, but isn’t the necklace replacable?”

 

Knife was about to respond, but was taken aback by his sister’s quicker response, filled with grief and anger.

“No! It isn’t replacable! It- it was the last thing i had left from our mother!”

She snapped, before breaking down in tears again.

 

Knife quickly wrapped his arms around her, offering a source of comfort.

 

Ballpoint Pen spoke again.

“Oh, that is most definitely a reason to get him suspended. I’ll contact the other teachers about this. We’ll keep in touch.” He said, now concerned.

“Do you need anything, Miss Suitcase?”

 

Knife realized Suitcase had fallen asleep in his embrace, so he spoke quietly.

“She’s asleep. I’ll bring her to the dorm room that she and i share, the one reserved for situations like this, because of her anxiety, remember?” He said quietly, making sure his sister was still asleep.

 

Ballpoint Pen nodded.

“All good. I’ll contact you once i have spoken with the other teachers.”

 

Knife nodded, and lifted Suitcase into his arms gently, as not to wake her, as he started walking to the shared dorm room.

Notes:

Trophy is an asshole, warned ya

Chapter 8: Someone joins the gc GASP

Notes:

Username (of the new person):

C4BBYC4B (TH3C4B) Is Cabby!!

 

Y'all gimme inspiration for this ficcccccccccccccc

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 7

Insanity High Teachers

 

BP_P3N: @everyone we got a problem here. A problem that involves someone having broken something irreplacable.

 

N0N_V3RB4L: What happened?

 

BP_P3N: Mr Trophy broke Miss Suitcase’s necklace. Mr Knife stopped Mr Trophy from throwing the necklace out the window, and he and his sister, who was crying, came to me afterwards, explaining what had happened. Miss Suitcase fell asleep in Mr Knife’s embrace. Miss Suitcase and Mr Knife are in the spare dorm they have for situations like this, due to Miss Suitcase’s anxiety. The necklace that is now broken was the only thing Miss Suitcase had left from her mother.

 

P4P4R4ZZ1: This is indeed unacceptable, seeing as it was the only thing Miss Suitcase had left from her mother.

 

T3CH_N3RD: We could always suspend Mr Trophy for what he did?

 

I_4M_ST3V3: We should do that

 

N0N_V3RB4L: Wow Steve being logical for once?

 

I_4M_ST3V3: Shut it Metag.

 

-

 

Insane Weirdos

2:36AM

 

Imma_st4b_y0u: Y’all Suitcase slept early and now she’s awake again and unable to fall asleep again

 

Br1t1sh_b1tch: She can join me in my suffering? #insomniac

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Sure! Where are you rn

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: I-

 

Imma_St4b_Y0u: Good luck Taco

 

[@G4Y0R4NG3JU1C3 added @TH3C4B to Insane Weirdos]

 

P4p13_p13: Tell me why Box told me that Taco just fell out of her bed and when she got up she kept almost tripping out of the dorm room ending up tripping over nothing

 

C4rdb04rd_b0x: It was fun to see

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: betrayal at it’s best

 

L0UD_B1TCH: OMG XD I WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE THAT LOL

 

Anx13ty_L00p: Hey its me Taco i stole Suitcases phone bc she is trying to steal my cup of tea

 

C4rdb04rd_b0x: Can confirm.

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Im running for my lifeieyfhuesfy38re7yfuedijgfdhsfhk

 

C4rdb04rd_b0x: She just ran right into a wall and Suitcase didn’t even slow down so they both ran into a wall XD

 

Imma_St4b_y0u: That does sound like something my sister would do.

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Suitcase made me spill my tea

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Sorry about that Tacooooo

 

C4BBYC4B: Is this normal?

 

G4yh0t3lmanag3r: Sadly, yes. Also @everyone please welcome Cabby! Cabby, could you introduce yourself? The others will do the same when you’ve introduced yourself.

 

C4BBYC4B: Ofcourse! I’m Cabby, pronouns are She/her, I'm a female, my sexuality is Pansexual, and a fun fact about me: I write loads of stuff down to remember them!

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Nice to meet you Cabby, I'm Taco, pronouns She/Her, Lesbian, fun fact: I’m British and i drink alot of tea

 

P4P13_P13: I’m Paper! Pronouns are He/him, gay, I'm OJ’s bf, and a fun fact: I absolutely LOVE Warrior Cats!

 

Anx13ty_L00p: I’m Suitcase, she/her, lesbian, Box’ gf, i have Anxiety, also I'm Knife’s sister!

 

Imm4_St4b_Y0u: Im Knife, Xe/Xem, gay, single, protective of Suits, Suitcase’s brother

 

Paininthebrush: I’m Paintbrush, They/Them, Non-binary and Pansexual, Fun fact about me: When someone constantly misgenders me i sometimes am tempted to yeet something to that person’s head.

 

C4BBYC4B: ... Interesting fun fact-

Notes:

Y'all a quick update:
My laptop broke, so i'm sorry if i don't update for a while! :)

Chapter 9: I was brought up as a baby, no you don't know fuck about my family.

Summary:

CHAPTER TITLE FROM: Seventeen by MARINA

Notes:

Short chapterr im sorryyy!

Also sorry for the late update, school's been bugging me and i had a free day yesterday in which i went to a theme park! But i'll try to upload sooner next time!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 8

 

Inanimate Weirdos

2:41PM

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: i jst backread chat who is this new person?

 

C4BBYC4B: Im Cabby! Nice to meet you- uhh- idk your name

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: Im four, and dont ask why but the pe teacher is my father who for some reason has a #1 dad mug which causes me, my brother Mepad, and the others to just stare at him, and who does the dishes like they’re trying to viciously murder the demons haunting their mind since they were five learning basic maths

 

C4BBYC4B: thats a... wild description.

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: it is true though

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: @Th3H34D you can confirm right

 

H34rts_4r3_p4th3t1c: yea can confirm that im literally watching him yell at some students because they are injured

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: those poor students

 

H34rts_4r3_p4th3t1c: X says hi btw

 

C4BBYC4B: Who is X?

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: Roommate of 4S, Mepad, 3GS and me

 

C4BBYC4B: Oh ok

 

0atm3alr4isinc00kies: Anyways 4S say hi back for me

H34rts_4r3_p4th3t1c: K

 

G4yh0t3lmanag3r: Why is this free period so boring

 

Paininthebrush: you have free period AGAIN?!

 

G4yh0t3lmanag3r: yep

 

P4P13_P13: Whats happening- Oh someone new! Hi! I’m Paper, OJ’s bf! I love reading Warrior Cats, and can talk about it for HOURS

 

G4yh0t3lmanag3r: can confirm

 

[@TH3C4B changed 1 nickname]

 

Warrior cats obsessed: What-

Warrior cats obsessed: Oh

 

G4yh0t3lmanag3r: XD

-

Notes:

Four... i dont think anyone else's father does the dishes like they're trying to viciously murder the demons haunting their mind since they were five learning basic maths...

(Shoutout to Person (guest)! How's the memorising my fic going so far? /silly)

I- 808 HITS?!?!?!

Chapter 10: Door de wind, Door de regen, dwars door alles heen

Summary:

CHAPTER TITLE INSPIRED FROM: Door De Wind - Miss Montreal

 

Ty to @K1nOfTheSt3rs for the idea of Paper reading Warrior Cats!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 9

 

Insane Weirdos

7:45AM

Saturday

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: @everyone

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Wait no

Br1t1sh_B1tch: @G4Y0R4NG3JU1C3

 

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: I have been summoned

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: What’s wrong

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Tell me why paper is yelling at his book

 

Gayh0telmanag3r: Is he reading Warrior Cats again?

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Wtf

Br1t1sh_B1tch: He just put it in a corner and said ‘go think about what you’ve done’

 

Gayh0telmanag3r: LOL?!

 

P4P13_P13: They still havent realized Bramblestar is posessed

 

Br1t1sh_b1tch: So?

 

P4P13_P13: It’s been A WHOLE BOOK

P4P13_P13: HOW BLIND ARE THEY

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Let me read one of your Warrior Cats books once

 

P4P13_P13: Oh

P4P13_P13: Uhh

P4P13_P13: Sure

P4P13_P13: TW: dumb characters bc its OBVIOUS BRAMBLESTAR IS POSESSED LIKE HE IS NOT THAT MEAN USUALLY-

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Good to know

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Taco why did you @ everyone

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: No reason

Br1t1sh_B1tch: @TH3H34D can you add Mepad here

 

H34rts_4r3_P4th3t1c: Sure

 

[@TH3H34D added @AIR3SP0NS3S to Insane Weirdos]

 

Mepad: Hello

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Ty 4S

Br1t1sh_B1tch: MEPADD

 

Mepad: Hello Taco!

Mepad: I just woke up, though i am going back to sleep again.

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Okayy

Notes:

Hehe welcome Mepad-

 

A code/cipher for next chapter:

Ovd hyl wlvwsl zbyl ovd aolf mlls? P dvbskua ruvd.

OR:

Aybza uv vul, hz svun hz fvb kvua ruvd pm aolf hyl aybzadvyaof.

Chapter 11: Evil undetectable, IMPOSTER IMPERCEPTIBLE

Summary:

Shoutout to @MagoIor for guessing last chapters ciphers correctly! The first one,

Ovd hyl wlvwsl zbyl ovd aolf mlls? P dvbskua ruvd; meant: How are people sure how they feel? I wouldn't know.

And the second one:
Aybza uv vul, hz svun hz fvb kvua ruvd pm aolf hyl aybzadvyaof. Meant: Trust no one, as long as you dont know if they are trustworthy.

The second one is the important one for this chapter!!

Notes:

TITLE INSPIRED BY: Imposter Imperceptible by NerdOut'

:D

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 10

 

Insane Weirdos

Saturday

3:38PM

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: @everyone who wants to do Among us with meee

 

Paininthebrush: me

 

N0T_4_P3NNY: me

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: me

 

Fl0at1ng_A1rb4ll: Me

 

Numb3r_1_F4n: Mee

 

Sc13nc3_0bs3ss3d: Mee

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: meeeeeeee

 

Gayh0t3lmanag3r: Me!

 

P4P13_P13: If OJ joined in then I'm in!

 

Imma_Stab_Y0u: Gay

Imma_Stab_Y0u: Anw im in

 

C4rdb04rd_B0x: Yess

 

Anx13ty_l00p: If Box is in then im def in

 

L0UD_B1TCH: MEEE

 

N0T_S’m0r3s: Yep!

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: Alright i made a lobby!! Code is GHLPXC

TR4NSL1GHTX3: Lets go on VC y’all

 

-

 

Paintbrush opened the Among Us game, having joined the Voice Chat in the Discord Server.

 

They quickly heard Lightbulb’s voice, cheerful.

“Painty!!!”

 

They chuckled.

“Hey Lightbulb!” They replied happily.

 

It wasn’t long until everyone was in the game and voice chat.

 

Everyone was basically screaming for Lightbulb to start the game, causing Paintbrush to chuckle.

“Everyone, calm down! Lightbulb is going to start the game soon!”

 

They said, a smile on their face, even though the others couldnt see it.

 

Lightbulb spoke up again, her voice cheerful.

“Alrightt we’re going to start, but maybe mute yourselves when a game starts”

 

That received multiple chuckles and agreements from the others, including Paintbrush.

 

The game started, and Paintbrush muted themself.

 

They got the Impostor role, together with Lightbulb and Bot. Oh gosh, this was going to be pure chaos.

 

They pretended to do the Swipe Card task in Admin.

 

After that, they sabotaged Communications, causing someone to unmute themself and yell,

“Oh come on! I was doing my download task!”

 

That person was, in fact, Bot, so Paintbrush knew the fellow impostor was lying, but they unmuted themself to respond.

“Bot, shush” They said lightheartedly, laughing.

 

“Oh golly, i unmuted myself?” Replied Bot.

 

“Yes, you did!” Replied Paintbrush.

 

After that, Bot and Paintbrush muted themselves again, and Paintbrush got a notification from Bot, who had DM’ed them.

 

-

DM’s

Paininthebrush & Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n

3:45PM

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: WHY DID I UNMUTE MYSELF HELP-

 

Paininthebrush: XD at least you made yourself less sus?

 

Sc13nc3_Cr34t10n: Wait thats true YAY

 

-

 

Paintbrush chuckled once more, before focusing back on the game, entering a room with only Marshmallow in it, locking the doors and killing her in the game.

 

Marshmallow unmuted herself for a quick second, yelled “FUCK!” and muted herself again.

 

Paintbrush laughed, venting away from Lower Engine as to not be caught near the body.

 

It wasn’t long before Marshmallow’s body got reported, by Nickel.

 

Everyone except Marshmallow unmuted, and there was a clamor of “Where”, “Who” and “already?”.

 

“Marshmallow died in Lower Engine.” Said Nickel, not sounding sarcastic for once.

 

“Oh so THAT is why she randomly yelled ‘FUCK!’ and then proceeded to mute herself again!”

Said Taco, causing everyone to chuckle or laugh.

 

“I haven’t seen Microphone around the entire time” Pointed out Balloon, an accusing tone to his voice.

 

“What? It’s not me!” Exclaimed Microphone.

 

“Balloon has a point, you know.” Said Paintbrush.

 

“What? First you always call him annoying, now you side with him? This makes no sense!” Argued Microphone, though Paintbrush knew very well that with two accusations, others were sure to follow, right?

 

And sure enough, Microphone was voted out.

 

“I told you! It’s not me!” Yelled Microphone while getting voted.

 

“I apologize to headphone users” Said Paintbrush jokingly.

 

“Fuck you Paintbrush!” Came Microphone’s reply.

 

“Oh, okay!” Replied Lightbulb, causing everyone to burst into laughter except for Microphone, who just fell quiet, and then just screamed: "WHAT?!" causing everyone to laugh more.

 

The game processed on, chaos never ending.

 

After 3 consecutive hours of playing, arguing and people unmuting themself mid-game just to yell ‘FUCK’ or ‘SHIT’, the group eventually decided they played enough for the day.

 

“That was fun”

Said Paintbrush to those still in the voice chat.

 

“Yeah, it was! Especially whenever one of us unmuted to randomly yell FUCK or SHIT”

Lightbulb chimed in.

 

“Despite how much fun it was, i have to go now. Ya’know, make dinner. Dutch dinner times”

Said Microphone, before leaving the voice chat.

 

“I still don’t get how Dutchies can survive eating so early”

Muttered Taco, when Microphone's voice could be heard in the background, though no one understood her, as she was speaking Dutch.

 

“Taco, kom op, de tafel dekt zichzelf niet hé. Het eten is zo al klaar!” (Taco, come on, the table doesn’t lay itself. Dinner’s already almost ready!)

 

It went quiet for a quick second, before Paintbrush heard Taco’s confused response to Microphone.

“HUH?!”

 

Taco’s confused reply caused Paintbrush and Lightbulb to burst into laughter, whereas Microphone, in the background, loudly sighed.

 

“I said, the table doesn’t lay itself, dinner is already almost ready!”

Repeated Microphone, in English this time.

 

“Ohhh! Okay!” Replied Taco.

 

Paintbrush chuckled, as Taco left the Voice chat to lay the table.

 

Paintbrush sighed.

“Well, i suppose i have a test to study for.”

 

Though Paintbrush couldn’t see Lightbulb’s face, they just knew she was pouting and making that cute face Paintbrush always gave in to.

“Ahww” Said Lightbulb.

 

“Lighty, we literally share a dorm. We’re in different rooms, yes, but we share a dorm.”

Paintbrush pointed out.

 

“Oh, YAYY!!” Cheered Lightbulb happily, which Paintbrush heard TWICE, once through the voice chat, once through the wall.

 

Paintbrush chuckled once more.

“Well, I'm gonna study. If you want to come to my room, I'm not going to stop you, Lighty!”

They said cheerily.

 

“Okay! Bye Paintyy!”

Replied Lightbulb, as cheerful as ever.

 

“Bye Lighty!” Said Paintbrush, before leaving the Voice chat and letting out a huge sigh.

 

“That was certainly something.” They muttered,

getting up to study for their test.

 

They sat down at their desk, and started to study.

Notes:

CODE FOR NEXT CHAPTER:
Q kiv'b mfxtiqv bpm eig Q nmmt, epibmdmz pixxmva qv ug uqvl.
Q vmdmz svwe qn qb'a zmit kiv i nmmtqvo jm i tqm?

Good luck decoding!

 

EDIT 1 ON 8/12/2025 (December 8th 2025): UFSFHFJBSJNDSJDKSH WHAT 1K HITS?!?!?!?! RAAH

Chapter 12: Trophy's an asshole part 2

Notes:

Okay so first off, i want to thank you all for all the support I've gotten on this fic so far, seriously.

 

Second of all, This chapter is a little more angsty, and it has mentions of transph0bia/homoph0bia. You may skip this chapter if it makes you uncomfortable, it will be summarized in the next chapter without the precise details.

 

TW: Transph0bia, Homoph0bia, Bullying, Trophy being an asshole as usual.

 

Now without further ado, let’s continue onto the chapter! Heh-

(###### means that someone is saying Suitcase's deadname)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Suitcase was walking through the hallways, the broken necklace held tightly in her hand.

 

“Hey ######!” She heard a voice yell.

 

She froze. Someone had called her by her deadname.

 

“Hello? ######?” Said the voice again, before chuckling.

“What, scared of your own name?” It taunted.

 

Suitcase turned around, and upon seeing Trophy, she forced herself to reply.

“Trophy, we both know that ###### is my deadname.”

 

Trophy smirked, his expression smug.

“Oh yeah? Is it? Well, ######, i am going to keep using your so-called ‘deadname’.” He said, smirking.

 

Suitcase wanted nothing but to yell at Trophy. To make it clear that she was uncomfortable. But she couldn’t. She couldn’t give in to those feelings, not when she was already being watched closely by the teachers because of the earlier encounter with Trophy, where she had, apparently, fallen asleep in her brother’s embrace.

 

Trophy snickered, and waved one of his friends over.

“See that weird kid over there? I bet we could easily get him stuck in a locker” He whispered, only just loud enough for Suitcase to hear him use the wrong pronouns.

 

“Yeah, bet.” Whispered Trophy’s friend.

 

Without warning, Suitcase got stuffed into an empty locker, and she heard the locker door lock, and Trophy and his friend continue to taunt her.

“Hm, we should throw this key away, so that no one will find it...” Said Trophy, snickering.

 

Suitcase felt her anxiety worsen, and then remembered she had her phone with her, luckily.

 

She pulled it out and went to the group chat, her breathing fast and shaky.

 

-

Insane Weirdos

Monday

11:32AM

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Someone out in the hallways? Please?

 

1mm4_st4b_y0u: Whats wrong suits?

 

Anx13ty_l00p: I’m stuck in a locker

 

1mm4_st4b_y0u: @L0UD_B1TCH hold me back

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Knife don’t

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: I’m in a hallway? What floor are you on?

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Uhh i think floor 3? But he threw away the key

 

1mm4_st4b_y0u: Im going to kill him

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Knife- Don't kill anyone

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Honestly the only reason i havent entered full mental breakdown mode is probably the paper boats hanging from the ceiling theyre quite comforting

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: I’m there, can you hear me?

 

Anx13ty_l00p: I think so?

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Alright. I’ve learned how to pick locks, what locker are you in?

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Nvm i can hear you almost having a mental breakdown

Br1t1sh_B1tch: Hang in there I've almost opened it.

 

-

Taco was hurriedly picking the lock of the locker that Suitcase had been stuffed into.

 

When she had finally unlocked the locker, she opened the door, causing Suitcase to collapse into Taco’s arms.

Taco instinctively caught her, and sat down on the floor with her, attempting to calm her down.

 

After a few seconds, Knife came rushing towards them.

“Suits! Are you okay?” He said worriedly, crouching down infront of the two girls.

 

Taco helped Suitcase sit up, and Knife immediately pulled Suitcase into a worried and gentle embrace.

 

Seeing the two siblings like this tugged at her heartstrings.

“When i opened the door, she immediately collapsed into my arms” Taco explained cautiously, not wanting to stress either of the two even more.

 

Knife nodded.

“Thanks for helping her, Taco.” He said.

 

“No worries.” Taco reassured.

 

She gently ran her fingers through Suitcase’s hair, attempting to calm Suitcase.

 

Suitcase calmed, and Taco realized that she had fallen asleep.

 

Trophy walked past.

“Oh look, the two lesbians and the brother. How lovely.” He taunted, causing Knife to get up, protecting his sister and Taco.

 

Taco gently pulled Suitcase in when Knife got up, making sure that Suitcase didn’t wake up.

 

“Fuck off, will you, Trophy?” Said Knife, protectiveness evident in his voice.

 

Trophy just scoffed and walked away.

 

Taco smiled at Knife upon seeing how he had handled Trophy.

 

She continued gently running her fingers through Suitcase’s hair, in order for the girl to stay asleep.

 

“I really can’t thank you enough, Taco.” Repeated Knife, a worried smile on his face.

 

Taco chuckled warmly.

“You don’t need to thank me, you know?”

 

Knife sighed.

“I know- It's just-” He started, before breaking off.

 

“You’re worried about your sister?” Finished Taco.

 

“Yeah, that.” Said Knife, worriedly looking at Suitcase.

 

“That’s perfectly normal, you know. If i had siblings, i would surely worry about them too if someone stuffed them in a locker.” Taco reassured.

 

“Yeah, probably.” Said Knife.

 

Taco just smiled, and they shared a comfortable silence, the earlier tension in the air cleared.

Notes:

Idk how i got this idea- it jst came and i decided to go with it-

Also congrats to MagoIor for getting the code correctly again! Caesars are no match for you, huh?
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Q vmdmz svwe qn qb'a zmit kiv i nmmtqvo jm i tqm?
meant:
I can't explain the way i feel,
whatever happens in my mind,
I never know if it's real, can a feeling be a lie?

 

CODE FOR NEXT CHAPTER:
Wh w saelx, w oaelx fpazcsz yae hpaq ill zrc ripq wv zrc oaplx. Nez w siv'z. W'q uappy.

Chapter 13: Hey brother, there's an endless world to rediscover! Hey sister, know the water's sweet but blood is thicker?

Summary:

KNIFE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT SUITCASE OMFG

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAPTER 12

 

Insane weirdos

9:11AM

Tuesday

 

1mm4_st4b_y0u: yall suitcase and i arent in classes today because of what happened yesterday

 

DM’s

Anx13ty_l00p and 1mm4_st4b_y0u

9:11AM

tuesday

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Knife, you really did not need to ask the teachers if you could stay with me for the day

 

1mm4_st4b_y0u: Suits, we both know that if i could, i would protect you from all the harm in the world. But i can’t. I’m sorry.

 

Insane Weirdos

9:12AM

Tuesday

 

Br1t1sh_b1tch: Alright. Suitcase, you know we’re all here for you right?

 

Anx13ty_l00p: Yeah, i know... Thanks again for helping me out

 

Br1t1sh_b1tch: No worries

 

L0UD_B1TCH: Woah Taco being nice for once?

 

Br1t1sh_B1tch: stfu mic

 

L0UD_B1TCH: nvm i take it back

 

TR4NSL1GHTX3: wh4t d1d 1 m1ss

 

Paininthebrush: Alot Lightbulb, A lot.

 

Br1t1sh_b1tch: Yep

Notes:

Sorry that it's short! I had no inspiration and wrote this at school-

Notes:

Sooooooooo hi

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