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8:47 a.m.
addison:
Dr. Grey.
I assume you have the fetal assessment report for that case that was supposed to be on my desk forty minutes ago?
8:48 a.m.
meredith:
hi to you too
and technically yes
but also technically i’m using it
8:50 a.m.
addison:
You’ve been “using it” for nearly an hour.
Are you planning to hold it hostage?
8:51 a.m.
meredith:
depends
what’s your ransom offer
8:52 a.m.
addison:
My continued patience.
8:52 a.m.
meredith:
lowballing yourself there, chief
8:53 a.m.
addison:
Bring me the report.
8:54 a.m.
meredith:
fine
give me five minutes
9:02 a.m.
addison:
You said that twenty minutes ago.
9:03 a.m.
meredith:
i’m bad at time management
you’re good at delegation
see how we balance each other out
9:04 a.m.
addison:
You’re exhausting.
9:04 a.m.
meredith:
thank you 🩺
9:05 a.m.
addison:
That was not a compliment.
9:06 a.m.
meredith:
still taking it as one
10:11 a.m.
addison:
If you’ve finished playing god, I’d like my patient file back.
10:12 a.m.
meredith:
relax montgomery
i’m walking there now
try not to trip in your heels on the way to humility
10:13 a.m.
addison:
I don’t trip.
10:13 a.m.
meredith:
sure
you glide ominously
like a designer bat
10:14 a.m.
addison:
You’re insufferable.
10:14 a.m.
meredith:
and yet you texted me first
;)
10:15 a.m.
addison:
Because you ignored two pages.
10:16 a.m.
meredith:
semantics
10:16 a.m.
addison:
Professional negligence.
10:17 a.m.
meredith:
tomato tomato
10:45 a.m.
addison:
If you’re bringing that file, you might as well bring caffeine.
10:46 a.m.
meredith:
wow
okay
did you just admit you need something from me that’s not paperwork??
10:47 a.m.
addison:
Don’t make it weird.
10:48 a.m.
meredith:
too late
i’m bringing you the burnt coffee from the interns’ pot out of spite.
10:49 a.m.
addison:
I will throw it at you.
10:49 a.m.
meredith:
violence
noted
reporting you to HR
10:50 a.m.
addison:
Good luck explaining why the Chief of OB is threatening you over caffeine.
10:50 a.m.
meredith:
i’m sure they’ll understand
11:07 a.m.
meredith:
left it on your desk
both the chart and the toxic sludge you call coffee.
11:08 a.m.
addison:
Noted.
11:41a.m
addison:
The report is legible, surprisingly.
11:42 a.m.
meredith:
see???
growth
11:43 a.m.
addison:
The coffee is undrinkable.
11:43 a.m.
meredith:
so are most of your compliments.
11:42 p.m.
addison:
You didn’t sign the post-op note for the Greyson case.
11:43 p.m.
meredith:
oh my god
you’re still awake?
11:44 p.m.
addison:
I’m Chief of OB, not retired.
11:45 p.m.
meredith:
could’ve fooled me
with the bedtime energy in those texts earlier
11:45 p.m.
addison:
Dr. Grey.
11:46 p.m.
meredith:
fine fine
i’ll sign it
you always this fun at midnight?
11:47 p.m.
addison:
Only when my residents forget documentation.
11:48 p.m.
meredith:
your version of flirting is terrifying
11:48 p.m.
addison:
That wasn’t flirting.
11:49 p.m.
meredith:
again: terrifying
11:50 p.m.
addison:
Goodnight, Dr. Grey.
11:50 p.m.
meredith:
gn chief of ominous text energy
11:51 p.m.
addison:
If you call me that in person, I will have you reassigned.
11:51 p.m.
meredith:
you won’tyou like the chaos
11:52 p.m.
addison:
Goodnight.
11:52 p.m.
meredith:
night :)
