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Xie Lian was walking on the abandoned temple he had found, cleaning the floor until it was good enough to sleep on when it happened. A big blue window showed up in front of his eyes, making him stop to look as it was writing something.
Hello, Hello, Hello!! This system welcomes users 001, 002, 003, 004 and 005 to the beta chat testing!
This system also welcomes user 006 to the world of Heaven Official's blessing.
Welcome, welcome, welcome!!! Good things must be said thrice for good fortune.
User001: what? WHAT? THERE ARE OTHERS? HELLO???
User002: No way, I must be hallucinating after not having coffee, this can only be it.
User006: Then we're all hallucinating gramps.
User002: EXCUSE ME?
User006: You're excused.
User004: They clocked your tea.
User005: Guys wait, are we all transmigrators? Or are you just special and can see the system too?
User001: transmigrator I have been here since FOREVER you have no idea how happy I am to know other people
User002: I am more of a reborn type of guy, I guess? I've been here since birth and not just got into a body like 006.
User006: I was soooo confused, you have no idea, at least He Xuan has good style as Ming Yi.
User005: HELLO? NO, NO WAY YOU TRANMIGRATED INTO BLACK WATER.
User006: I did, yes, why?
User005: BECAUSE I'M SHI WUDU
User006: WHAT? NO FUCKING WAY DUDE.
User004: Oh my god this is the best thing ever.
User003: I can not believe my eyes
User003: Also I too have been reborn
User002: Omg reborn buddies.
User003: Reborn buddies.
User004: Can we get back to the fact that both the water master and black water are transmigrators that's funny asf.
User006: IT'S A NIGHTMARE THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
User005: Omg what the fuck.
User001: I never thought there would come a day where I'd hear the water master cursing.
User002: I know right.
User005: Now I wanna know who you guys are too, come on, tell us.
User006: Yeah we cannot be the only ones that know.
User003: Me is Qi Rong, hello peasents
User002:... I am Feng Xin.
User003: WHAT. OMG THAT'S WHY YOU WERE ALWAYS SINGING CHAPPELL ROAN.
User002: LMAO YES
User004: I applause your taste archer man.
User002: Thank you, thank you.
User004: I am Quan Yizhen, fun fact, I cam during the time where he cutted his throat because he quite literally died so.
User002: WHERE'S THE FUN ON THAT WTF???
User005: Did he really?
User004: Yeah, it was a system error.
User003: I don't even know what to say, like, for us to transmigrate our characters would have to die and all but I never thought it'd happen like that. Could Yizhen even die from the sword?
User006: Yeah, no, we're not talking about death right now, that's morbid. Go on, time for user001 to introduce themselves.
User004: True that, go on user001 the floor is yours.
User001: guys don't attack me, 'kay? I am Jun Wu.
User002: WHAT THE FUCK???
User003: Ain't no way.
User004: LMAO NOT ALL THE OPPS BEING TRANSMIGRATORS.
User006: I can see the appeal now.
User001: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
The system changed six users nicknames.
CannibalistTendecies: YOI DESTROYED XIANLE YOU WHORE
TheGreatEmperor: I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE EITHER I DID IT OR THE SYSTEM WOULD FIND ANOTHER WAY TO 😭😭😭
WaterNymph: I understand your pain.
WaterSiren: Do not talk about the change of fates, I wanna ignore it.
GoldenRetriever: Feng-ge how are you faring?
NoCupid: HORRIBLE OMG, we need to kill the system.
TheGreatEmperor: WE NEED TO KILL THE SYSTEM, TALK YOUR TRUTH KING.
NoCupid: I'll kill ya right after you ass, how dare you kill and lie. LIE TO DIANXIA EVEN, A CRIME.
TheGreatEmperor: I KNOW, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT MY BABY😭😭😭
CannibalistTendecies: Here we see a man who wants to eat it up and a man who wants to cover it up.
WaterSiren: Why are we calling Xie Lian an 'it'?
GoldenRetriever: Why are we talking about this? We have other things to worry about, like the plot and why are we on an ABO version of the original TGCF
WaterSiren: WE ARE WHAT???
WaterNymph: Oh yeah, that lmao
WaterNymph: It's a long story babes.
NoCupid: It really isn't, it just happened.
CannibalistTendencies: My first heat was HORRIBLE.
NoCupid: Mine was fine, but the queen made me take suppressants after, haven't got one ever since.
TheGreatEmperor: ??? Do you have the desire to die?
NoCupid: Yes actually.
TheGreatEmperor: Not happening.
NoCupid: Dammit.
GoldenRetriever: GUYS HELLO, THE PLOT?? WHEN IS IT STARTING???
WaterNymph: In a few hours, I guess, I mean we have the last user now, don't we?
NoCupid: Ask the system.
CannibalistTendecies: @System when does the plot starts?
This system is glad to announce that it's going to start in 14 hours from now.
WaterSiren: So soon, what?
NoCupid: OMG YES FINALLY, I WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR 800 YEARS
CannibalistTendecies: You are a fanboy, aren't you?
NoCupid: Back in our world I had a whole room dedicated to the Xianle Quartet.
CannibalistTedencies: I said it as a joke but you know what hell yeah man.
TheGreatEmperor: It's a shame I won't see Xie Lian anytime soon.
NoCupid: It's making me excited, I'm gonna fight Mu Qing.
GoldenRetriever: What does poor Mu Qing have to do with any of it?😔
NoCupid: His scent is really nice and calms me down, but I can only smell it when we fight, because he hates me and I can't ask him to scent things for me :(
WaterNymph: We gon have to steal Mu Qing's clothes.
CannibalistTendecies: Man is so weird seeing you act like that lmao.
WaterSiren: Hua Cheng is calling me??
NoCupid: Luckyyy.
TheGreatEmperor: He wants all of them omg.
GoldenRetriever: This the greed thou art on the bible.
WaterNymph: Pretty sure it isn't like that, but whatever you say.
NoCupid: Well, I'm going to go, gotta wish a safe ascension for Dianxia, and to make sure that Mu Qing will be fine afterwards.
TheGreatEmperor: My man is about to shake the whole heavens with the ascension and this guy only worries about his soon-to-be husbands.
CannibalistTendecies: It happens.
Xie Lian looked at the window in distress, how did that happen? Transmigration? Would he really ascend again? And why did Qi Rong and Feng Xin blame the Heavenly Emperor for the fall of Xianle? Nothing of it made sense, but he guessed it was best not to question for now, as answers would soon come to light. And so, Xie Lian merely laid down and slept.
Yin Yu looked between the chat and Hua Chengzu, he truly couldn't bring himself to say or do anything, so many informations at once were being talked aboutin the 'beta chat', it made no sense. So many things happening at once. And he did not want ti believe it, Quan Yizhen had not died and been replaced, he couldn't have.
Shi Qingxuan looked at the chat utterly confused, Ming Yi was actually Black Water Sinking Boats, his brother knew it and somehow they had a history together since they talked like old friends and the 'System' gave them matching 'nicknames', what was actually happening?
Mu Qing had been answering prayers when it showed up, at first he had tried to get it out of his sight, but the more he tried the bigger it got, and then he had seen Feng Xin's name as one of the users, so he had to see. That idiot was probably up to something. Things got confusing fast, and he is still wondering how Feng Xin had smelled him when his scent as a beta was so small, and suddenly his door had opened, and he knew exactly what he had to do and why that omega was always seeking fights for once.