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The cursed crackfic

Summary:

Sans/Shrek smut
Chapter one is the original written in 2023, its very very short
Chapter two is the re write, written 2025

Chapter 1: The original work (by me)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Oh Sans your beautiful” Shrek breathed “y-you think so?” Sans asked shyly
“Of course my wonderful bony darling” “hmph” Shrek slowly started to undress himself, as he undressed Sans got more flustered by the second. Shrek grabs Sans chin gently “Red really suits you darling” Sans trys to look away but shreks hold on his chin stops him. Shrek starts to undress his lover, “h-huh what are you doing shrek” Shrek doesnt reply, instead deciding to continue undressing sans. “Haaa” sans whimpers as shrek strokes his ribs slowly “please shrek, no more teasing” sans begged. “Hmm fine” shrek said, lining up his length with sans hip bones.

 

“Hhaaa pl- please hngg let me finish shrek” sans begged “not just yet darling” shrek said, thrusting deep into sans. “I cant im going to cum” sans said. “Lets finish together then” shrek thrusted deep into sans on last time before cumming all over his hip bones and ribs, sans cumming aswell.

Notes:

It's painfully short and my grammar is actually killing me, but it old and I have improved since writing it.