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~ 118 family ~ (Bobby, Chimney, Hen, Buck, Eddie, Ravi, Athena, Maddie, Karen, May, Harry)
Buck: im officially moved into my house who cheered
Ravi: you moved in months ago what
Buck: just unpacked the last box
Ravi: you're weird as fuck
Bobby: replied to 'im officially mov…' Congrats Buck! - Bobby Nash
Buck: thank you bobby 😁
Buck: would anyone like to come over for a house warming party of sorts
Chim: No
Buck: ill make banana bread
Chim: OH FUCK YEAH
Chim: Yes please :)
Ravi: only if i get free food
Buck: its a $5 entry fee
Ravi: kys 🪨
Athena: Bobby and I would love to come for dinner sometime, Buck, just say the word on when 🙂
Buck: A shift is off on Friday what about then? you can come anytime but itll be dinner
Ravi: i'll be there at 3am
Buck reacted 🍅
Hen: Karen and I will be there with the kids
May: Harry and I will also be there
Chim: Maddie and I also with children
Bobby: Will you be there, Eddie? - Bobby Nash
Buck: oh yeah will you be eds?
Buck: eddie?
~ Buck and Eddie ~
Buck: hey are you okay? you're not answering the group chat
Eddie: Oh yeah sorry I was cleaning
Buck: okay :)
~ Maddie and Eddie ~
Eddie: What if I don't want to go to the dinner?
Maddie: why would you not want to go to the dinner?
Eddie: I don't know, I don't like his house
Maddie: do you not like his house or do you not like the fact that he moved out of yours
Eddie: I plead the fifth
Maddie: uhuh
Maddie: if you don't want to go then don't go its Buck he'll understand
Maddie: even if he didn't he wouldn't say anything
Eddie: I'll think about it
Eddie: Until then I'm making an excuse
Maddie: jesus christ
~ 118 family ~
Eddie: Chris has a science club thing Friday afternoon so I don't think I'll make it sorry
Buck: oh
~ long suffering children ~ (May, Harry, Denny, Chris)
May: hey Chris didn't your science thing get cancelled
Harry: or moved
Chris: uh yeah moved to next week why
May: your father is a little lying shit
Chris: well yes
Chris: what is it this time
May: Buck unpacked his last box so he's organising a house warming dinner party
May:
Chris: lying liar who lies
Chris: he hates Buck's house for some reason
Chris: man I want to go :/
~ Buddie support group ~ (Bobby, Chim, Hen, Ravi, Athena, May, Karen, Maddie, Harry)
May: a classified informant has told me that Eddie is in fact lying about having Chris' science club on Friday
Maddie: sigh
Maddie: he is
Bobby: Why would he be lying? - Bobby Nash
Maddie: he doesn't want to go to Buck's house because he doesn't like it
Athena: Why doesn't he like it?
Maddie: I think its cos he moved out of his but every time I suggest that he says he pleads the fifth
Karen: sigh
~ Chris and Buck ~
Chris: congrats on officially moving in 🙂↕️
Buck: thank you 🙂↕️
Buck: how did you find out
Chris: I have my ways and sources
Buck: lol
Buck: sad you can't come to the house warming party :(
Chris: about that
~ Chris and Eddie ~
Chris: why did you tell Buck we can't go on Friday
Eddie: You've got your science club?
Chris: you know full well I do not
Eddie: :/
Eddie: Okay fine you can go to Buck's
Chris: and you?
Eddie: I don't think so
Eddie: I'll think about it
~ long suffering children ~
Chris: ladies, gentlemen, and eldritch horrors, I am going on friday 🙂↕️
Denny: what about your dad?
Chris: he'll "think about it"
~ Buck and Chris ~
Buck: about what?
Chris: I'm coming to the party :D
Buck: I thought you had science club?
Chris: it got moved so dad said I can go to the party
Buck: isn't he coming with you?
Chris: idk thats above my pay grade
~ Buck and Maddie ~
Buck: :(
Maddie: what
Buck: why does eddie never want to come to my house
Buck: I think he lied about chris having science club
Buck: chris just told me it got moved
Buck: and that eddie said he could come to the party
Buck: but there's no mention of eddie coming
Maddie: ah
Maddie: I don't know, have you tried talking about it to him?
Buck: why would i do that
Maddie: jesus christ
~ Maddie and Eddie ~
Maddie: Buck knows you're lying about something btw
Eddie: Fuck
Maddie: he said that Chris is coming to the party now but you aren't
Eddie: Why did I ever give my son a phone
Maddie: why did I ever give you my phone number
~ Buck and Eddie ~
Buck: can we talk
Eddie: You don't need to ask
Buck: no like can i come over and talk and can we not get distracted by other stuff this is important
Eddie: Always, Buck :)
~ Maddie and Buck ~
Buck: i am going over to talk to eddie now
Buck: happy?
Maddie: yes :)
~ Religious Trauma Central ~ (Eddie, Adriana, Sophia)
Eddie: What does it mean when your best friend says that he needs to talk
Adriana: what's the context
Eddie: Uhhhhhh I may or may not have lied to Buck about something
Sophia: What was it?
Eddie: I told him Chris had a science club so I couldn't go to his on Friday but Chris told him that it got moved
Adriana: why'd you lie about that
Eddie: Unimportant
Eddie: he said "can we talk" and then "can I come over and talk and can we not get distracted by other stuff this is important"
Adriana: I don't think it means anything
Sophia: I'd say he just wants to ask about it
Eddie: Unhelpful
~ Leprechauns ~ (Hen, Karen, Buck, Maddie, Ravi, May, Albert)
Buck: anyone want to go out tonight?
Maddie: aren't you on your way to Eddie's?
Buck: putting my shoes on rn
Buck: but i wont be there for long
Buck: so i repeat
Buck: anyone want to go out tonight?
Maddie: no thank you
Albert: why do you always want to go out when im not there 😭
Ravi: because no one likes you
Ravi: i would like to go out tonight please and thank you
May: can't sorry having dinner with mom and Bobby
Hen: Karen and I are up for it
Hen: what time?
Buck: will talk to eds then we'll sort it out? that good?
Karen: Yeah that's good :)
Buck reacted ❤️
~ Buddie support group ~
Hen: does anyone know why Buck and Eddie are apparently having a talk?
Ravi: and why its so important we can't talk for 5 minutes to make plans
Harry: you guys have plans? :(
May: yeah tonight
Harry: fuck
Athena: Harry
Harry: sorry mom :)
Maddie: I did tell Buck to talk to Eddie about why he thinks he hates his house but knowing those two that's probably not what they're going to talk about
Harry: do we want me to enlist Chris to eavesdrop?
Ravi: yes
Hen: no
Ravi: but whyyyy
Hen: because its a private conversation
Ravi: why do you always have to be so reasonable 😒
~ Buck and Eddie ~
Buck: im here :)
Buck: forgot my keys lol
~ Maddie and Eddie ~
Eddie: Okay so Buck is here to talk do you know what its about
Maddie: okay so Buck is there to talk why can't you ask him
Eddie: I will but on a scale of 1 to 10 how serious is it so I can have warning of what I'm getting in to
Maddie: like a two I think
Eddie: Unconvincing but thank you
~ long suffering children ~
Chris: anyone know why Buck just randomly showed up and dad told me to go to my room
Chris: and they've closed the kitchen door
May: they're having a talk about something
May: that I'm 80% sure is just Buck asking your dad why he doesn't like his house
Chris: ah so they're just being gay and dramatic as always
Harry: correct
Denny: Uncle Chim is babysitting tonight :(
Chris: why are we sad about this he's awesome
Denny: because Buck is a way better babysitter
May: yeah your moms and Buck are going out tonight
Harry: how is buck a better babysitter
Chris: omfg you've never been babysat by buck before
Chris: missing out fr
Denny: fr
Harry: yes I have 🤨
Chris: literally only if our parents were also there so it doesn't count
Denny: you've never had full babysitter buck privileges
Chris: to be fair neither have you I'm the most privileged
May: at this point he's not really babysitting you though he's more your second dad
Chris: #Privileged
Chris: #Special
Chris: #GayDadsWhoDon'tKnowThey'reGayForEachOther
Denny: LMAO
Harry: LMAO
May: LMAO
Harry: so what does full babysitter buck privileges include
Denny: thats classified
Chris reacted ‼️
Chris: you'll never know
Denny: you're not #Privileged enough to understand
May: real
Harry: girl as if you know either
May: I get the stories from the parents
May: and occasionally Buck himself
Denny: how do you know our parents well enough to get that information
May: cos I'm an adult now so I've been added to all the adult family groupchats
Harry: I'm an adult as well 😒
May: then act like it 😀
May: also the gay groupchat which is where most of the gossip happens
Denny: there's a gay groupchat?
May: indeed my fellow
Chris: okay so Buck just stormed out of the house what
~ Buck and Chris ~
Buck: was your dad cleaning this morning?
Chris: no?
~ Wine night ~ (Athena, Karen, Maddie, Eddie)
Eddie: So Buck thinks I believe in ghosts now