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Published:
2025-12-14
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2025-12-14
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3/?
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Gerard Way x Rocket

Summary:

Gerard Way and Rocket jerk off together

Chapter 1: Pornhub bonding

Chapter Text

Gerard and Rocket were hanging around. "Ahhh this is great" Rocket said as he rubbed his fat erection "I agree wanna throw up on me" Gerard replied back. "Fuck no you kinky bitch lets watch some porn"

Rocket turned on Pornhub and pulled his jocks down to his knees "Fuck yeah man fucking fucking fuckity fuck yeah" (Rocket was written by vivziepop).

Gerard smiled and rubbed his old man cock.

Porn video of girl getting fucked by 4 big guys came on.

Gerard jerked off and touched his tip to Rocket's, Rocket smiled and returned the favour.

They bonded by masturbating until the video ended so they just jerked off to eachother

Medkit called Rocket's phone and left a voicemail after the 4th failed attempt "These fucking cultists are trying to tickle my bum"

Chapter 2: Gerard and Rocket alleyway sex

Summary:

sex in alleyway

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Rocket tripped and fell while walking around with Gerard in crossroads and fell into an alleyway

his butt hanged out so gerard jumped down too and almost broke his old man knees

"FUCK ME GERARD OHHH" rocket pulled down his pants

gerard slid his dick in and started humping hard

rockets asshole bled as they were fucking stupid and didnt prepare it

sword walked by and cried "ur cheating on me..."

rocket blew him away and let the dick pound though realistically its shrivelled up and old

rocket farted and with that came

Notes:

i dont know what 48 year old dick looks like

Chapter 3

Summary:

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Chapter Text

" COCK XOCK COCK COKCCCKK" rocket screamed so loud and used dildo

he was thinking of gerard

he came everywhere onto Gerard photo and