Chapter 1: Da Rules
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Give me suggestions, Give me ideas as It should be that even guests can comment. However keep it within the basic guidelines.
No Rape, No Underage Sex, No gross fetishes, No Lolis, No Real People and must be set in Christmas (or an in canon variant of it)
This might change but you'll be able to tell what stories I've added as I'll update the list. Comment suggestions below if you wanna just understand I might not get out too many for 2025 but I'll do better in 2026 where I intend to get and write suggestions from at least the one quarter mark of November (around 8th to the 9th of November is when I'll start)
Also don't be afraid to suggest original characters just provide me proof those ideas are actually yours in anyway you can (a link to an account with proof, a username I can look up on things like Insta or Twitter doesn't matter just some way to prove you own the character, and I won't charge any money for those stories I'm not that type of guy)
And below is a list of stories I've written or intend to write.
Christmas Stories, 2025:
Chapter 1, Melony (Pokèmon): Mommy Kink, Older Woman, Smut (F/M)
Chapter 2, Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel): Fluff, Cute, Morning Breakfast (M/?)
Chapter 3, SCP-166 (SCP Foundation): Cute, Lifted Veil, Christmas desserts & a Workaholic and a Cinnamon Roll (M/F)
Chapter 4, Midna (TLoZ TP): Smut, Snowed in, Cabin sex, Modern AU (F/M)
Chapter 5, Carmilla (Hazbin): Smut, Office Party, married couple & distracting Carmilla from work much to her chagrin (or enjoyment) (F/?)
Chapter 6, V (Murder Drones): Slight Smut, Angsty shenanigans, AU where Cyn won but a Hopeful ending (F/?)
Chapter 8, Sidon (TLoZ BOTW): Help with getting over an ex, cute moments in the water & the goofy fish prince being a loveable idiot (M/M)
Chapter 9, Miss Circle (Fundamental Paper Education): Office Party, Kissing Under the Mistletoe & Enjoying a Shared Oreo (F/F)
Chapter 7, Mal0/SCP-1471-A (SCP Foundation): Weird mate shenanigans, scaring off an asshole & comforting a scared reader in the car (F/F)
Chapter 10, Leman Russ (WH 40K): Shameless smut, Pred/Prey shenanigans, Imperium Ascendant AU & enjoying some meat (M/F)
Chapter 11, Blue Pearl (Steven Universe): Explaining Christmas to her, giving gifts, pre-established relationship with your little artist (F/?)
Chapter 12, Asmodeus (Helluva): Accidental summoning, comforting and gentle sex next to the tv fireplace (M/F
I apologise if your stories go unwritten but one's I don't do and find interesting enough I'll save for a following year. And be patient for the release of stories
Merry Christmas Ya'll
-Lamlu
Chapter 2: Circhester's Local Mummy
Summary:
Melony is unnecessarily horny over a younger dude she’s known for years.
Notes:
Sunday 14th of December: 2025
Suggested By: Me
Relationship: F/M
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The snow slowly drifted down from the skies above Circhester at the pace of a Slowpoke. The snow you found yourself in now, before the door of your crush, Melony. You’d met her via her friendship with your mother and after leaving Galar you found a place in your heart empty. When you left Galar for a few years Melony would always send you a Christmas gift for every year and you unfortunately couldn’t send any letters back to her. The first year it was just a single letter wishing you a Merry Christmas. However the next year's letter was a bit more interesting as it was a lace of unknown origin that turned out…
…to be from her lingerie.
She didn’t provide a reason for sending it, just that “she was excited about you returning home” which sent you over the edge. But on the third year she gave you a series of risque photos of her in a red ribbon outfit. Photos where her face was unnecessarily horny under all those finely aged lines. You brought your hand up to the door and banged it hard onto the dark brown wood. “Coming!” an older feminine voice called out as her steps could be heard even from outside.
The second the door opened fear overflowed you before her warm smile shifted from a greeting to surprise. “OH IT’S YOU!” Melony yelled as her hand gripped yours and brought you in from the cold. She quickly took your coat off your shoulders as you finally got a look at her. She wore a deep velvety red outfit that had thick and presumably soft white fur on the outfit’s shoulders, waist, ankles and wrists. The outfit also served to accentuate the curves of her large hips and massive chest. Catching yourself staring you greeted her as she suddenly brought you into a hug.
“How have you been, baby?” Melony asked as you murmured an answer as you found your head buried in her chest. Relenting her grip on your head you saw her eyes scanning over your form. “Well, you’ve grown huh?” she commented as you looked around at her house. “How’s the family?” you asked as your eyes caught a picture of her family. “Oh they’re doing just fine, youngest finally got into that school he wanted” Melony boasted as she led you into the living room.
You moved to sit on the couch as Melony took her seat comfortably close to you that didn’t invade your personal space. You both sat in the ambient silence just watching a cheesy hallmark movie. However every now and then, you found yourself staring at the mistress of the feminine form just next to you. The way her thighs seemed larger now that the underside of them was pushed upwards. How her waist curved in to accentuate the features that took the most attention. Her chest pushed outwards and was barely contained by her oddly sexy cosplay. How her eyes…‘FUCK’ you quickly realised she’d caught you staring. Melony let out a genuine laugh as your face flushed a deep red and felt warm. “Oh baby, don’t tell me you’ve gotten so awkward” Melony teased as she came down from her amusement.
The images of her in that red ribbon outfit with her cleavage and naked form partially exposed. “I-I Just saw those photos” You said as Melony fully turned to face you. The zipper that had gone unseen seemed to be slightly undone as your face burned even redder. The slightest infinitesimal amount of her cleavage was visible to you. “I apologise for that I was drunk when I took those photos” Melony admitted as you brought up the lace of her more intimate clothing. “Oh, you mean…this one?” Melony said before lifting the lower part of her outfit to which you averted your eyes and threw up your arms. “Oh come on, you could barely keep your eyes off me just seconds ago and now you’re embarrassed?” Melony asked as she fully removed the outfit.
Slowly crawling across the couch she got closer to you and blocked you fully in. Slowly calming yourself down you removed your hands to look at her. The only light in the living room was the tv which bathed Melony’s nearly naked form in various changing colours. You felt your pants tighten as Melony guided your sights downward to her thighs. You saw how a part of the outfit, that wrapped around her inner thigh, was missing. “I gave that part to you, so when you would get back you could complete me” Melony gave the meaning to the patch of lace as her hips moved side to side. “I won’t force this…just say it” Melony said, noticing how nervous you are. She pointed up to a small bow with a reassuring smile. “Just tug that, and I’m all yours baby” Melony whispered as she patiently awaited your move.
A smile crossed her lips as your left hand reached up and slowly tugged the bow apart. Slowly but surely Melony’s lingerie fell off her body as all of her was exposed to you. “Well, I can’t be the only one here in their birthday suit can I?” Melony asked as you quickly worked to remove your clothes. The second you casted your underwear off her eyes looked down and filled with a deep hunger. Her breath became heavier as she looked up to you for confirmation and once you nodded her body fell onto yours. The walls of her pussy moulded themselves around your cock as her tits caressed your face.
Your warm breath was launched back at your face as your head rested in her cleavage. Her hands slowly began to rub your scalp as her hips periodically rose and fell onto your own. “There’s a good baby, all mine, for mummy” Her tone was far more sultry as she’d fully fallen into her role as a Dommy Mommy. Her vocabulary was very different from your own but the terms were still the same. You slowly found one of her nipples before your mouth as you decided to fall into your role. Melony hitched as she looked down at the feeling of your tongue rubbing over her nip. “There’s a good boy huh?” her saying that caused you to push your hips up into hers as she just laughed.
“There’s my good little baby, would you like to cum in mummy?” Melony asked as you and her felt your hips quiver in anticipation. Nodding as your lips were still locked onto her nipple as Melony rapidly increased the speed of her thrusting. Her body slightly oriented the two of you so she could get more of herself down onto you and so you didn’t need to be uncomfortable as you kept suckling on her tit.
The last thrust down she did caused your hips to rocket up into hers. Your body clenched as you relented your mouth’s control on her nipple. You painted the interior of her pussy in your seed as Melony’s own cascaded down onto your cock. Melony and you moaned louder than any of the two of you expected as you made eye contact. You smiled as Melony composed herself and slowly fell across you. Her body pressed deeply into you as her head rested above you and your head found itself back in her cleavage. “Merry…Christmas…my good…boy” Melony said through heavy breaths as her naked form collapsed back onto you. Your cock still locked into her pussy via her body weight pressing down onto you. You were going to enjoy your life in Circhester now, with its resident milf all to yourself, for the rest of the night and maybe for the rest of as long as the two of you had together.
“Merry…Christmas”
Chapter 3: Lu's a Little Confused
Summary:
Lucifer wakes up to his partner presenting him breakfast in bed and gets more confused over this “Sinsmas” thing.
(bit shorter sry just a fluff chapter)
Notes:
Sunday 14th of December 2025
Suggested by: Someone I forgot (I can’t find the twitch user that gave me the idea second hand)
Relationship: M/? (headcanon whatever the reader will just be called Partner or used pronouns like They or Them)
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Lucifer’s body slowly stirred awake as he found his body uncomfortably cold. His hands didn’t find the other body that often occupied his side, the body of his partner. Charlie had introduced them to him one evening a few years ago and he’d been immediately smitten. It took him very little time to strike up a relationship and even when his ex wife had shown up he didn’t budge in making it clear to them that he was interested.
You had also found an interest in Lucifer, or as you’d nicknamed him Lu, for largely the same reasons. He was just that right level of protective, goofy and intimidating all bundled together in a socially inept duck loving idiot that you absolutely adored. And when you woke up before him on Sinsmas morning as Charlie was bounding across and along the walls in celebration. It took so much effort from you and Vaggi to just keep her out of the room you and Lu shared, that you didn't really want to do anything.
As Lucifer tried getting up he found his wrists softly held down as a tendril of red energy gathered his attention and pointed towards a small note on the nightstand. ‘Wait in bed, I’m making breakfast’ Was all that the note said but Lucifer barely had time to properly read it before you slowly opened the door. “Oh, you’re awake Lu” you said as you fully opened the door as your deep red tendrils slowly began pulling various decorations out of their own energy. The energy formed various ornaments and hanging lights from the energy as you placed some smaller decorations around the room.
“Y’know waking up without you on such an, oddly, cold morning was so…concerning, and now you’ve burst into here with all these decorations, what's uhhh what's going on darlin?” Lucifer said as you got in bed beside him. “Right, yeah it’s Sinsmas so I’ve taken up decorating the hotel” you said as Lucifer slowly gained a look of confusion. ‘Right he hasn’t really been in hellish society’ you remembered as you placed a plate of food before him and sat down. “Uhhh…right Sinsmas is this holiday that’s like Christmas back on earth but…more demonic from what I can tell?” you explained as Lu’s confused look faded slightly.
“So what, it celebrates my birth?” Lu asked as you gave that laugh he so loved from you. “No, not from what I know, plus he wasn’t actually born on the 25th, they kinda just made it that date to overshadow a pagan festival, I’m ranting again aren’t I?” you asked as Lu just nodded. While he did love your rants they did get annoying to most people Lucifer wasn’t one of them. If not by the fact that was among the reasons he’d fallen for you. “Ok, so Sinsmas we're gonna exchange gifts or…?” Lucifer started before you reached into one of your red tendrils. You pulled out a small box that Lucifer eagerly reached for as you handed it to him.
Instantly burning away the black and red wrapping he opened the jewellery box and instantly began gawking at the necklace. “Awww it's a wittle ducky, look at himmmmm” Lucifer let out a baby voice as he gushed over the necklace as he realised he didn’t have a gift for you. Quickly coming up with a solution Lucifer carefully got up before disappearing in a plume of hellfire. In an instant however he returned with a hastily wrapped shape that if you squinted hard enough you could tell was a duck. “Here, I totally prepared for this…totally” Lucifer whispered that last bit to himself as he got back into bed with you. You carefully unwrapped the gift as you were pleasantly surprised by the appearance of it.
“Awww it looks like me, thank ya darlin” you said as you slowly kissed his cheek before he fully committed to the kiss by slowly embracing you fully. Nothing really happened as the two of you just sat there before you continued with your breakfast. Once you two were done as you flicked on the tv in your room Lucifer leaned his head onto your shoulder. “Merry Christmas Lu” they said as they brought Lucifer in for a deep kiss. And this holiday was just alright with the hellish king if only that, it meant spending more time with his partner.
His lovely little partner.
Chapter 4: 166's Christmas Distraction
Summary:
One Christmas night in the town of [REDACTED] an anomaly takes special interest in a particular Workaholic Ex Site Director.
Notes:
15th of December 2025
Suggested By: Me (can you tell I haven’t gotten that many suggestions? I’m still gonna write these dw)
Relationship: F/MCredit to Adminclef for the character of SCP-166. Hope I got the bestest little cinnamon roll correct or at least accurate.
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Ever since the veil dropped the anomalies had taken to celebrating Christmas with no concern. 999 had taken to roaming the streets and gifting everyone with a little bit of its cheer. Dr Wondertainment’s more safer toys were sold in droves to families who’d already wrapped them up for the following morning. And SCP-166 had taken to visiting all the Foundation members who’d been kind to her, at least the ones she could find. And recently she’d found you, living alone in a simple two story suburban home. A necklace she wore was gifted to her by you when the veil lifted and she found a pleasant surprise that came along with it. It decently nullified her abilities to the point that only an easy to remove layer of moss would cover most surfaces.
However the log cabin she lived in didn’t really make this too much of an issue and she loved taking care of the plants that sprouted forth from the walls. Her hooves nervously clacked against the cement pavement as this was the first time she would be visiting you. The second she knocked on the door the barely audible typing sound ceased as whoever lived there slowly made their way down. “If it’s more carollers, I will lose it” she heard him whisper to himself as he slowly opened the door.
The sight that stood before you was odd as it took you a moment to recognise her. Her long blonde hair flowed over the very warm looking green and white outfit. Small lights casted her deer-like antlers and ears in multicoloured lights. Her eyes stared right at you full of energy and happiness as you finally acknowledged her “166?”. She suddenly leapt forward and locked the two of you into a deep hug. “It’s so good to see you again, it's been...long” 166 said as her antlers slightly hit you in the face. “Over two years, I’ve been looking for you, m-may I come in?” 166 asked as you showed her in. The soft downward drift of snow slowly covered the land in a thin layer of snow, it would be a very cosy evening. “Well, feel free to make yourself at home, I got some work to do, be upstairs if you need me” you told 166 as you returned upstairs.
However she’d noticed how tired you were looking and how most of the food in your fridge was untouched. As inexperienced as she was she still knew how to make a halfway decent dessert. She knew you from your time as a Site Director for the Foundation, but after North Korea disappeared and both the Foundation and GOC fully came out into the light you’d left the Foundation for a more secure job. Before she’d only interacted with you every now and then and even then it was a few exchanged words. She then slowly thought back to that day as she made some cupcakes and cookies.
It’d been a long day of testing by that point, the pale white walls seemed to taunt her freedom as various materials and items were placed on the table before her. She sat there doing nothing but reading a simple book as the things before her either degraded or were left unaffected. A grumble of her stomach rang out as she felt uncomfortable in the chair. Outside the door there was a distant sound of walking as the door opened. 166 flinched at the sight of the guards with their guns before a man stepped into the room. His hands held a plate steadily as he handed it to her and gave her a glass of water. “The test is over so feel free to eat” the man said as she read his nameplate that showed he was the Site Director. “Thank you” was all 166 said as they walked out and she began eating.
She’d always wanted to repay that and well here she was, making cupcakes and cookies for them. The typing hadn’t stopped since he’d gone upstairs even after an hour and a half of preparing. After letting the food cool down slightly she made her way upstairs. The house was nice as the typing had ceased. There wasn’t a sound from their room as 166 slowly opened the door. Panic flooded over her as she saw them slumped over their laptop motionless. Cups and mugs strewn about the place as the smell of coffee permeated the air. She put the plate down next to them as she tried to shake them awake only getting a few groans from them.
You slowly rose from your sudden stupor as 166 let out a sigh of relief. The smell of fresh cookies next to you and the sight of 166 made you realise what she’d been doing for a while. “How long have you been working?” she asked as you rubbed the sleep from your eyes. “Like, 11 hours?” her shocked expression displayed how calm you’d gotten with these self imposed hours. “Ok, enough work you need to rest” 166 said as she had to force your laptop out of your hands. Then as you tried to get up 166 eased you back down and then gently forced you down. “I could overpower you, you are aware of that 166?” you slightly threatened as 166 gave you one of the cookies. “I know, you’re not going to though” she said as she slowly relented and let you get up.
“These are slightly burnt” you critiqued the cookies as 166 sighed and got up to prepare your bed. You enjoyed the milk she’d also brought up as 166 finished fixing your bed. “In you go” she said as she slowly coerced you up and back down onto the bed. Your entire spine ached as you rested your back deep into the soft bed you’d unconsciously been pining for. You almost wanted to curl up but that was stopped by 166’s form standing over you. “Does your dad know you’re here?” you cautiously asked as 166 handed you some more of the food she’d made. “He does, in fact he encouraged it” she admitted as you pulled up your phone. She however gently turned it off and set it down on your night stand. “Why are you like this?” you asked her as she smiled and answered “because you were”.
The day had been like any other, with work and tests filling up the day. As the day wrapped up you looked towards the calendar as an idea came over you. It was the 24th and the idea was to do something at least for the anomalies. Sure it wasn’t your place to provide them with anything but, you weren’t GOC. The last stop you’d made after giving 999 a bunch of candy canes, was 166. When you’d walked in she was sleeping, so you quietly set down the cookies, milk and a letter that you’d quickly written. Sure you got chewed out a week later by Light and Clef so you didn’t really make this an annual thing and only every often.
“You were awake for that?” you asked as 166 simply nodded. “You do know that little act of kindness nearly lost me my job right?” 166’s expression shifted again as you said that. “Oh, I’m so sorry I—” you held your hand up to silence her and said “it’s not your fault, it was just my sentimental ass being an idiot”. 166 just continued to smile as you continued to eat your cookie. “Well I should get up, I got work to do” was all you said as 166’s face became sad. Then just as quickly as her smile disappeared it returned even wider even more as she slowly shifted the blanket off of you. Before you could react or say anything she crawled into bed atop you and proceeded to just stare.
“You’re getting sleep, no work, sleep” 166 said as she made herself comfortable on your chest. “166, I need to…” you started before 166 hummed quietly, tuning you out. You sighed and accepted defeat as you removed the Christmas lights from 166’s antlers. “Merry Christmas” was all she said before slowly beginning to fall asleep on your chest. It took you a minute before deciding to lock her into the embrace.
“Merry Christmas to you too”
Chapter 5: Christmas Night with Midna
Summary:
Midna’s been struggling with staying inside due to her Twili nature. But you’re there to help her with the cabin fever and bring some more lewd enjoyment into the night.
Notes:
15th of December 2025
Suggested by: Me
Relationship: M/F
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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The plains of Ordon were slowly covered in a rarely seen layer of snow. However unlike the kids that played through the snow, throwing snowballs and making angels, Midna was stuck. Stuck inside watching the days go by, with how despite the heavy snow, she still couldn’t go out into the day. Her only companion, besides the few residents of the towns and villages that came around, was you. The two of you’d been friends since college despite who and what she was, luckily the royal family in which she hailed from was more than receptive to you.
When you went on your first date she showed you one of the only sights that she loved, the night’s twilight. Even your two’s first deeper embrace with each other was under the twilight. And for the two of you that night was her family’s equivalent of a proposal. But with the two of you being engaged and soon to be married but unfortunately work had other plans for you. So she’d been left alone on a holiday the two of you wanted to celebrate with another night of lust. Luckily for her the sound of the door knob turning and the door opening. “Midna?” you called out into the cabin as her taller form curled around the corner of the wall. “There’s my Fiancé” Midna teased as she walked up to you and brought you into a kiss. “I swear I’ll let that boss of yours have a piece of my mind for forcing you to work on this night” Midna threatened and you knew for a fact she fully meant it.
“I ran out of sick leaves, I’m so sorry my Moon, I’ll budget them next time alright?” you promised as Midna gave you a look before her cheeky smile showed through. “Love when you call me that, my Sun” Midna said before pulling you to the couch by your tie. “Hey you still sick or?” you started as Midna gave you a look that told you ‘don’t worry’ as she pushed you onto the couch. “No, the doctor’s told me the sickness isn’t anything to worry about, just to eat smaller, more frequent meals like toast and bananas” Midna said as she climbed on top of you. She rested her head on your chest as you realised, she wasn’t letting you go anytime soon. “Well we may be snowed in for the morning, blizzards coming in” you told Midna as her gaze flicked to the side before shifting back to you…
“…more time to show you how much I love you my little Sun”
Midna pressed her cyan lipstick covered lips into yours as her hands worked to remove your pants. Your own unbuttoned your own shirt as she slowly grinded into you with each movement of her body. Once you were done with your shirt you moved to remove her royal get up before Midna stopped you. “It’s customary to not behold your wife’s full form before your wedding night” Midna said, getting an eye roll from you. “Well the fact that your outfit leaves less than a little to the imagination that rule is dumb” you said as Midna slowly peppered your neck and chest with lipstick. “Trust me, I said that too but my parents prefer tradition sometimes" Midna said as she slowly removed your boxers and let your cock shoot out.
“Looks like you’re needy to” Midna teased as she sat up on your legs. “You try dealing with business meetings and idiots as what I know I’ll come home to, plays out in my mind constantly” you said as your hands found Midna’s waist. “Well, let me fulfill your mind’s desire. Midna slowly lifted her form above your erect penis and slammed her entire form down. Your breath became heavy for a second as Midna’s internal walls moulded and pulsed around and onto your cock. Midna slowly rose back up and fell back down as she began to ride you. Slowly her body moved back, forth, up and down as your moans melded with hers. The cold outside was overshadowed by the sheer heat the two of you produced as you kept fucking. The air kept warming up as Midna’s body slowly bounced up and down.
The second her body fell down, your lips met as your hands fondled her tits. Slowly her body’s movements began to pick up speed as you slowly lapped the taste of her cleavage onto your tongue. “Fuck, you know how to…ahhh” Midna couldn’t finished as your hands squished and squeezed her ass in your hands. By now your button up work shirt was ruined as you knew it would smell like the two of you. Midna’s body slowly began to quiver and shake as you pressed your hips up in order to get more of her. “Midna…I…was…wondering?” you started as Midna’s head simply nodded to give permission. “Do you…wanna keep going…through the night?” Midna’s head shot up to look at you as her hips kept bouncing up and down on your dick.
“I’d…like to…sleep in your arms…my Sun” Midna said as she just stared at you before her eyes rolled up. She came before you did but you quickly followed, painting the interior of her walls white. “Oh my Moon, I…love you” you said between heavy breaths as Midna curled up on your chest. Your cock softened and flopped between your legs as Midna’s body fully fell flat onto yours. She didn’t respond as her hand slowly rubbed over her stomach as she just stared at it. “Merry Christmas my Moon” You said as Midna’s naked body continued to curl up into yours. “Merry Christmas to you too, my Sun…” Midna responded as she placed your hand on her stomach. “…And Merry Christmas to you…our little eclipse” Midna said as you slowly drifted off to sleep.
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“Wait What?”
Notes:
(Midna is pregnant and has been since before this story and it's intended to be her Twili form instead of her Imp form)
Arinagleb66 on Chapter 3 Sun 14 Dec 2025 10:46AM UTC
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