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(12:38am)
((America added 7 users, England, France, Canada, Germany, Italy, China, Japan))
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America: HELLO MY FELLOW COUNTRIES!!
England: what in hell are you doing awake at this hour.
America: I could ask YOU the same,,,
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America: ANYWAY I’ve likeee thought… we could make a group chat.. FOR WORLD MEETINGS OF COURSE.. and I definitely did not steal this idea from some teen I met.
America: @everyone WAKE UPPP LOOK AT MY AWESOME IDEAAA
France: mon ami, you are interrupting my beauty sleep for this.
England: OH GREAT HES HERE??
France: I could say the same.
England: SHUT UP PRICK
Canada: is it really necessary to fight this late..?
France: ah.. hello Canada! It’s so nice to see you.
England: wait whose that again
France: CANADA. my son.
England: HE ISNT YOUR SON?? HES MINE???
France: NICE TO KNOW THAT WHEN YOU JUST TOLD US OUT LOUD YOU FORGOT HIM
America: WHATEVER JUST GO TO BED I DONT CARE ANYMOREEE.. Japan isn’t online so I don’t CARE
Canada: Are you and Japan dating yet?
America: Nono bro! Where’s you get that from?? We are just roommates!
Canada: oh sorry Alfred.. It’s just your relationship is kinda the same with me and Korea.. but he doesn’t live with me
America: I didn’t know you and Korea were tight??!! That’s so cool for you bro!
Canada: Thank you Alfred, speaking of him.. can I add him?
America: of course brah!!!
*Canada added 1 user, South Korea*
Canada: it’s seems he’s asleep.. I’ll inform him in the morning :)
*Everyone went offline*
(8:36am)
Italy: Woah I didn’t know we had a group chat! This is so exciting!!
Germany: go back to bed Feli.
Italy: noo.. I’ve been sleeping for over 10 hours I’m awake now!
America: gay
Germany: Shut up. Wait why are you awake? Do you not sleep?
America: mmmm no.. I got better things to do broski
Italy: what’s a broski?
America: don’t worry about it brahh
Germany: what are these words your saying??
America: I SAID DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT BRO
America: why is barely anyone online 😢😢
Germany: it’s 8am.
Korea: I know what a broski is
Germany: KOREA?
Korea: hi I miss my omega bro
America: IM GONNA SHOOT U DUDE
Korea: wait I lowk gotta get ready for my performance bye
America: BYE.
Italy: I forgot he was an idol
Germany: me too. Maybe that’s why we don’t see him very often.
Germany: Alfred, who is his “omega” and what does this term mean?
America: his omega is Canada and I’m not gonna elaborate figure it out on ur own brodie
America: wait I just realized I lowkey forgot to add Russia 😂😂😂
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Germany: you gonna add him?
America: no
(2:56pm)
England: Alfred are you online? I need to talk to you about some personal stuff.
(3:01pm)
England: hello??? Shouldn’t he be online?? He always is??
France: Maybe he got tired of you
England: shut up frog I’m not even talking to you.
England: WHERE IS HE??
Japan: he fell asleep on the couch.. *attachment 1 image*
France: oh my.. what a position..
England: oh my god he looks so stupid I’m sobbing.
Japan: I’m gonna wrap him in ribbons like a present
England: what
Japan: he’s gonna look funny
England: WHO are we talking to.
Japan: me
Canada: (replying to England) - he and Alfred have feelings for each other so they are acting strange currently :)
Japan: no we don’t.
Korea: don’t sass my boyfriend
Japan: ??
Canada: (replying to Korea) - don’t you have a performance currently? Why are you on your phone?
Korea: I do but I’m not taking any shit from Kiku
Japan: I didn’t DO anything??
Korea: YOU BACK TALKED MATTHEW
China: can you both shut up
*Korea went offline*
Canada: sorry for his behavior, Kiku..
Japan: it’s okay, we never got along anyway.
America: whhat haappened ivbeen sleepiggn
Japan: aw I never got to tie him up
America: wgat
England: Kiku wanted to tie you up like a present
America: oh
America: do u still wanna do it
Japan: yes.
*America and Japan went offline*
England: freaks
France: that could be us but you playing
England: WHAT