Work Text:
December 21st, 2025
9:03 am
Charlie Dalton has created a chat.
Charlie Dalton has added Neil Perry, Stephen Meeks, Todd Anderson, Gerard Pitts, Knox Overstreet, and Richard Cameron.
Charlie Dalton: thank the LORD they let us have phones this school year
Neil Perry: oh for the love, charlie, not again
Richard Cameron: Charlie. Class is starting.
Charlie Dalton: oh that’s right, I need to put my phone away so Mr teachers pet over here doesn’t tattle tail on me
Richard Cameron: I swear to god, Dalton.
Charlie Dalton: so uptight that he doesn’t even use acronyms.
Neil Perry: girls girls, cease this nonsense
Charlie Dalton: i no wanna
Neil Perry: Cameron, Charlie’s just being himself. I thought you were used to this lol ur roommates
Neil Perry: and charlie, Cameron’s right, you should probably put the phone away before hager gets in here.
Charlie Dalton: where’s the fun in that, hmm?
Todd Anderson: i bet we have a sub
Charlie Dalton: HE SPEAKS
Charlie Dalton: TODD ANDERSON SPEAKS
Todd Anderson: technically I write.
Todd Anderson: todd anderson writes.
Charlie Dalton: one could say
Charlie Dalton: you write
Charlie Dalton: like you’re running out of time?
Todd Anderson: write day and night like I’m running out of time?
Stephen Meeks: Todd how’d you know we have a sub
Charlie Dalton: WE HAVE A SUB??? YES.
Charlie Dalton: I mean— oh no poor dr hager I hope he’s okay and crap, gosh darn it
Richard Cameron: you have no respect for authority and you wonder why *you* in turn get no respect
Charlie Dalton: defending the old hags of Welton in the big ‘25? 💔🥀
Knox Overstreet: son it’s boutta be the big ‘26
Charlie Dalton: but that’s just not the same 😞
Todd Anderson: I knew because I am all powerful
Todd Anderson: kneel before me
Neil Perry: yessir
Neil Perry: the Neil before you will kneel before you
Gerard Pitts: whipped
Charlie Dalton: I want you WHIPPED INTO SHAPE
Neil Perry: when I say JUMP SAY HOW HIGH
Richard Cameron: oh for the love
Charlie Dalton: you know you’re DOING IT RIGHT
Neil Perry: WHEN YOU START TO CRYY
Knox Overstreet: is this another show-tune?
Neil Perry: knox have you met us
Charlie Dalton: yeah knox
Richard Cameron: you know, they have therapy for ppl like you, Charlie
Richard Cameron: and DMs. if you feel like spamming lyrics into the group chat, just go there.
Charlie Dalton: ur so hater :(
Charlie Dalton: you hate me and you want me to die
Richard Cameron: Yes, I’m glad we reached this mutual consensus for once.
Charlie Dalton: …
Neil Perry: …
Todd Anderson: uhhh
Neil Perry: oh this is nothing
Knox Overstreet: yeah you should’ve see them back when they first got put in the same dorm.
Stephen Meeks: I don’t believe in hell but I think that’s the closest we’ve gotten to it…
Gerard Pitts: oh for sure
Gerard Pitts: and Cameron ain’t as innocent as he tries to convince others he is either
Charlie Dalton: it pains me to think about his ill treatment of ME, his ROOMMATE
Richard Cameron: I barely tolerate you, I don’t have to like you.
Charlie Dalton: b-but richie 🥺
Richard Cameron: Yeah I’m out. We probably have an assignment to do
Neil Perry: boorrrinngggg 🙄
Stephen Meeks: Todd is working on the assignment
Neil Perry: well then I should hop to it 😙
Charlie Dalton: an angel just lost its wings somewhere out there💔
Knox Overstreet: he is in fact…
Knox Overstreet: what was it you said
Knox Overstreet: whipped into shape?
Gerard Pitts: no doubt
Stephen Meeks: we probably should get to work though I just don’t wanna hear it from Hager
Stephen Meeks: this sub feels like a tattle tail even more than cameron does
Charlie Dalton: he looks so old that he might just double over anytime now
Charlie Dalton: like lordy lord they just hire anyone atp
Stephen Meeks: tell me about it
Knox Overstreet: I’m js gonna turn my phone off anyways because I have this underlying fear that Hager will come back mid class
Gerard Pitts: what makes you think that
Knox Overstreet: that one time with Mr McAllister. when there was a sub. and then a sub for the sub cause the initial sub had places to be. then he returned…
Knox Overstreet: shudders
Stephen Meeks: ah. i remember.
Stephen Meeks: there was a sub. then a sub for the sub. then he rematerialized.
Knox Overstreet: i just said that…
Stephen Meeks: i don’t give a gaf
Stephen Meeks: that was scary asl
Charlie Dalton: hm
Charlie Dalton: well this changes things
Charlie Dalton: back to work ig!
Gerard Pitts: I doubt you even have any work to go back to
Charlie Dalton: to work ig!
Gerard Pitts: loud audible sigh