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A fic where you try to flirt with Zhang Hao and then hanbin comes and beats the shit out of you.

Summary:

Pretty self explanatory title ......I actually made a random ass tweet about writing a fic where reader tries to flirt with hao and then hanbin comes and beats the shit out of reader AS A JOKE but then oomfs started asking to seriously write it so here I am 🤷🏻‍♀️ also reader ends up watching bnb have sex too so there's that too

Notes:

Y'all i wrote this SOOOOOO unseriously so don't expect much plot or depth, it's just shit and giggles BUT it has a proper sex scene so if that's not ur cup of tea, u can only read till the funny part in the starting. Anyways, this is so stupid and unserious but I hope you enjoy lmao!

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You entered the hallway fixing your shirt. You had to look perfect today, after all you were going to confess to your crush on this fateful day. Your crush: Zhang Hao.

Yes he's a globally known idol with a net worth of millions of dollars but you also have charisma,( author hopes you do (?))

You are funny, cute and kind. Everything one looks for in a partner. 

Your racing thoughts came to a halt when you saw hao stretching his neck near the vending machine, waiting for a snack.

You stopped in front of him, a little nervous.

The commotion made hao look up at you. 

“Hi there.” You said with an easy smile. “The snacks in that vending machine are not the only snacks here.” You eye him up and down. 

Hao glanced behind himself. Then to the side. Then back at you.

“…Are you speaking to me?” he asked, genuinely unsure.

“Yes you. I am talking to you.” A sly smile bloom on your lips. “Do you see any other snacks here?” 

Hao opened his mouth to say something but, 

“Shhh..” you held your finger close to his lips, hushing him. “You don't have to say it…..I know you are charmed.” 

Hao narrowed his eyes, a look of pure disgust on his face. 

Hao very slowly leaned back, your finger still hovering dangerously close to his lips.

“Please,” he said flatly, voice icy and pristine, “remove your hand.”

You laughed. Loudly.

“Wow,” you said. “Playing hard to get. Classic.”

“I am not playing.” Hao said with a flat smile. “I am hard to get.” He jabbed a finger at you, but didn't touch you. “Especially for you.” 

Your smile twitched. Just a little. But you recovered fast, because dignity was optional today.

“Ouch,” you said, pressing a hand to your chest. “You wound me, Hao.”

“I aim to,” he replied coolly.

You laughed again, louder, doubling down like a gambler who already lost rent money. “You know what? I like the attitude. Makes you hotter.”

Hao opened his mouth to speak one more time, only for you hushed him again. 

“Shhhh….I know you are feeling…. something. I can see it in your eyes.” Your flirty smile doesn't falter. Hao just rolled his eyes, not even wanting to move his precious vocal cords in front of you anymore.

You leaned closer. “Come on, Hao. Admit it. You’re at least a little curious about me.”

He looked you dead in the eye.

“I am curious actually,” he said calmly, “curious about how you’ve survived this long without self-awareness.”

You laughed. “Wow. You’re brutal.”

“And you’re persistent,” Hao shot back. “Which would be impressive if you didn't look like that.” He vaguely gestured at your face.

Your smile twitched again, harder this time, but your dignity was already on mortgage. It's now or never.

"Hey don't be like that," you say leaning a hand against the vending machine. "You must like me a little bit---just a tiny bit?" You do this 🤏🏻 with your hand (author doesn't know how to describe it)

"Do you ever stop talking,” hao rolled his eyes, voice dangerously even, “or is this a medical condition?”

You leaned in conspiratorially. “Only for people i really like, like you."

“wow, that's unfortunate,” he replied. “Because I would pay real money for silence right now.”

"Hey relax!" You shrugged. “I just wanted to ask a question.” 

Hao pressed his lips in a straight line, crossed his arms and he put his weight on his left leg. 

“I heard you play the violin.” You said with an impressed look.

Hao didn't move, his expressions didn't change either.

“So do you do weddings?.....As the husband!” You finger gunned with a wink, hao's eyes widening in pure horror. (Wtf is author even writing atp)

“And do you—” you didn't finish yet.

“Listen, I don't have time nor energy for this right now.” This time hao cuts you off with a stern tone. “And I am take—”

And you are taking me too lightly! I am not just flirting with you, I see you as my husband. I see you as the bearer of my children. I have even decided their names—”

“Hey.” A sharp voice calls from behind.

“Hold up, I am talking about something important—” you say without looking back.

“Yeah so as I was saying, the names of our kids would be—”

A hand clamped down on your shoulder.

Firm and heavy. 

Hey,” the voice behind you repeated, calm in a way that could only mean quietness before a storm.

You waved a hand dismissively without turning around. “One second—nari, yujin and—”

That was it, you feel your body being spun around with a force you have never felt before. 

“Hao, baby. Is this minion bothering you?” Hanbin asked with an eerie smile. 

“Actually—” you start.

I didn't ask you.” Hanbin turned to you, his smile not faltering, but his tone final—fatal.

You shut up dumb and unmoving.

“Yes.” Hao pouted. “they have been trying to hit on me since the past ten minutes” he sighed, eyeing you up and down judgingly.

Hanbin turned his head slowly, finally landing on your face to take a proper look. "This thing is hitting on you?" His hand  clamped harder on your shoulder.

“Wait no, i—” you started again, sweating buckets.

You—you need to shut the fuck up.” Hanbin's tone became harder, his creepy smile still plastered on his face. 

“I tried to tell them I am taken.” Hao continued, rolling his eyes. “but they just didn't listen.” 

“Oh…you did?” Hanbin's eyes wandered off from hao to you, a humourless chuckle escaping his mouth. 

“Well I didn't—” you shrugged defensively.

First rule.” He shoved you. “Don't touch him.” 

Hao quietly moved out of the way from behind you and hanbin.

Second rule.” Another shove. “Don't talk to him if he asks you to shut up.” 

Third rule.” Another hard shove hit you before you found yourself pressed against the wall. “Don't look at him with your filthy eyes.” He yanked you by your collar.

“If I see you near him again.” Hanbin's smile dropped all of a sudden, his eyes dark and hollow with rage. “You don't wanna know what will happen then.” He finished with a punch right in the middle of your face, breaking your front two teeth. 

*And then he beats the shit out of you*

(author doesnt wanna write that shit, too much work)

“Okay binnie, that's enough.” Hao says softly, sliding his hands over his shoulder and bicep. “You’ll kill them.” 

Hanbin threw one last punch before being pulled back and rolled his shoulders. “You don't show your face here again.” He snarled

Hanbin finally turned to hao, “Baby they were annoying you, how can I forgive that?” He complained

“It's fine—look, your hair got all messed up because of this.” Hao brushed his hands through Hanbin's hair, combing it to make him look presentable again.

“Your hands don't hurt right?” He asked, taking Hanbin's hands into his and rubbing them softly with the cutest pout ever.

“No baby, not at all.” Hanbin pecked on hao's pout. “You sure you don't want me to beat them more?” He glanced a nasty look at your almost-unconscious form on the floor. 

“No bin, I told you it's fine.” Hao wrapped his hands around Hanbin's bicep. “Let's go from here, we are running late for practice.” 

“Alright baby, whatever you say.” Hanbin said kissing hao's forehead.

“And you.” Hanbin turned to you, his tone harsh and soft smile gone. “Get lost.” He said one last time as you scrambled up to run.

“Thanks binnie, I love you.” Hao said with a shy smile. 

“Anything for my princess.” Hanbin smiled back fondly.

You find a sitting area at the end of the hallway and lay there as you watch the couple walk away with a blurry vision.

After what seemed like hours (10 mins) you finally get up, groaning and twitching from pain. “Fuck….he really went ham. It hurts so much.” You whispered to yourself. (A little unrealistic dialogue because author knows you freaks would probably enjoy getting beaten up by hanbin)

You limp slowly towards the bathroom to go wash your face but you freeze when you hear some noise coming from the practice room nearby.

S-somone will see us…♡”

hanbin-ah, wait ♡”

You peep in through the crack of the door, curious.

In your defence you were just worried because the noises sounded very alarmed. You were just being a nice human being by checking in on someone who might be in trouble! (Author is definitely misjudging the kinda people who are reading this ff)

Your eyes widen as they fall on hanbin sucking on hao's neck as the older's hands helplessly mauled hanbin's hair, moaning and whining under his touch.

“Someone will see—” hao whimpered although he was clearly voluntarily tilting his head to give hanbin more access.

“Let them see us!” Hanbin growled in between kisses, his hands firmly resting on hao's thin waist. “If I could, i would fuck you on stage—right in front of everyone, so no one ever dares to hit on you.” Hanbin crushed hao's lips with a hungry kiss right after, hao whimpering into it.

 

“Oh god—I would love it. Want everyone to know I am yours♡” hao moaned, throwing his hands over hanbin's shoulder, his leg riding on hanbin's hip as they rolled their bodies, grinding their crotches.

“Fuck—it feels so good bin ♡” hao whimpered, throwing his head against the mirror as he bit his lip—grinding harder.

 

“Whoever that was, it pissed me off bad, hao.” Hanbin started, his hands openly and shamelessly groping hao all over.

“How dare they even look at you—you are mine, only mine.” Hanbin kissed hao again, deeply and with authority as he pinned hao's hands to the mirror behind them. 

Hao pliantly took it, moaning into hanbin’s mouth as he swirling his tongue around hao's tongue. When hanbin parted, a thick string of saliva attached them—hao’s stomach falling and rising to catch a breath.

“Trun around.” Hanbin ordered and hao obeyed like a trained pup. The younger lightly slammed hao's head into the mirror—his cheek flat against the surface, placed his clothed bulge between hao's cheeks, grinding and humping as he mewled and whined.

 “Stop teasing!! Just fuck me already bin.” Hao looked over his shoulder, his eyes teary and a lethal pout on his pretty lips.

“oh shit, I forgot.” Hanbin cursed. “I don't have lube on me—”

“I don't care, just fuck me—please ♡” hao cut him off, instinctively pressing against hanbin's hard on. “ 'm still loose from the morning quicky we had.”

Hanbin groaned with pleasure as he gripped hao's waist to steady him. “But baby, I don't wanna hurt you. We can't do it without lube.”

“Just—” hao looked over his shoulder with teary eyes and pouty lips. “Just use my spit.” He said and opened his mouth, letting his tongue loll out. 

Hanbin's breath hitched at the sight, he didn't waste anytime and shoved two of his fingers in hao's mouth. “Suck.” He ordered sharply. 

Hao closed his pretty eyes, swirling his tongue around Hanbin's fingers and then opened them to look through his lashes as he bobbed his head and hollowed his cheeks while maintaining eye contact with hanbin. 

After hanbin's was satisfied, he took his fingers out, a thick coat of spit attaching them with hao's mouth. Hanbin spat on his fingers to make them ever more slippery and finally shoved them in hao's hole—immediately scissoring him open. 

“Ah—fuck, yes!” Hao sighed as he went the fingers sink inside him. 

“Shit, you are so fucking loose.” Hanbin fingered hao faster, easily getting access. After a while, hanbin took his hand out, gave it a lick and used the spit to lube up his cock before he thrusted it right inside hao without warning, burning himself to the hilt. 

“Oh—my god! ♡” hao screamed, helplessly clawing at the smooth mirror. “Yes yes yes! Fuck me harder bin!” Hao whimpered as his body moved up and down with the force of hanbin's thrusts.

“Look at you.” Hanbin grabbed hao's cheek from behind, forcing him to look into the mirror. 

Hao’s eyes fluttered open, blurred with tears of pleasure. 

He was confronted with his own reflection—cheeks flushed a deep pink, mouth hanging open in a permanent gasp, eyes glazed and unfocused.

“Look at how wrecked you are,” Hanbin taunted, hips snapping forward harsh enough to jolt Hao’s whole body. “Look at the way you’re taking my cock. You look like such a slut, baby.” 

“h-hanbim—“I can’t... it’s too embarrassing,” hao whined, trying to turn his face away, but hanbin’s grip on his jaw was like iron.

But then, he saw hanbin behind him.

Hanbin’s eyes were dark, filled with a terrifying, possessive hunger. He was looming over Hao’s smaller frame, his jaw tight with concentration, the muscles in his arms bulging and flexing as he held Hao in place.

 The contrast was dizzying—Hao looking soft and ruined, and hanbin looking powerful and completely in control.

And God, did hao love that.

The shame hao expected didn't come. Instead, a fresh wave of heat pooled in his gut. He was mesmerized by it—by the raw, unfiltered visual of his own pleasure. He looked depraved and filthy, but he didn't want to look away.

“Bin... yes...” hao moaned, his eyes locked on their reflection, his hips starting to push back to meet Hanbin’s thrusts voluntarily. “I see it... I see you fucking me... ♡”

Hanbin smirked—dark and satisfied. “Yeah? You like watching yourself be my little slut?”

“Yeah,” hao sobbed, his voice cracking, his eyes glued to the mirror where he could see hanbin’s cock disappearing inside him over and over again. “I love it... I love watching you ruin me. ♡”

Hanbin snapped his hips harder, hitting that spot that made hao’s vision blur. “I wish I could keep you like this forever. Just bent over and ready for me whenever I want.”

Hao whined, his hands scrambling uselessly against the mirror. “Yes! God, Hanbin! Use me! ♡”

Hanbin leaned forward, covering hao’s back with his chest, his mouth right against Hao’s ear. “My perfect little slut, wish I could fuck you like this in front of that freak (he's talking about YOU btw) and let them know who this pussy belongs too.” Hanbin groaned, slapping hao's ass with possessiveness.

“Yeah—I wish it too, binnie.” Hao looked over his shoulder, “want you to fuck me in front of everyone who dares to flirt with me. Want them to know I am only and only yours♡” hao pulled hanbin into a messy kiss, hanbin's thrusts not faltering. 

“Fuck—” hao screamed into the kiss as soon as hanbin's hit his prostate dead on, making his vision stirr. “Right there–fuckfuckfuck—right there binnie.” hao's eyes rolled in his head. “Fuck me right there! ♡” was the last thing he said as he felt an orgasm tear through him, his walls clamping around Hanbin's cock like a vice. 

“Holy shit—-too tight!” Hanbin gritted through his teeth as he felt his orgasm coming through as well. He slammed into hao through his aftershocks and finally came as well—painting hao's insides white with his seeds.

The couple panted hard, coming down from their high. Hanbin slowly turned hao around, connecting their lips in a soft kiss to ground hao. 

“You okay?” Hanbin asked, kissing hao's forehead. 

“Mhm.” hao nodded with a soft, tired smile.

“Fuck—-what did i just watch?! I need to leave!” You squealed, finally breaking away from your daze.

You spun on your heel in blind panic.

Unfortunately, your panic was loud.

The noise drew instant attention.

Hanbin and Hao both froze, heads snapping toward the door.

You gasped, eyes wide, foot catching on absolutely nothing, and kicked the door open with a dramatic bang.

“OH SHIT—”

“YOU?!” Hanbin shouted, eyes widening in disbelief. Hao squealed a high pitched embarassed gasp, hide his flushed face behind his hands and buried his head in hanbin's chest.

“I—i–i—i was finding a bathroom,” you shake your hands wildly. “i swear I was just—--- actually I am just gonna leave, you two can enjoy your—-urm—intimate time.” You gulped hard, turning around and sprinting full speed into the wall.

“OUCH—”

A dull thud echoes in the hallway as you fall back on your butt, rubbing your forehead. 

Hanbin just stared at you, silent and judging.

Hao peeked out from behind his hands too, somehow feeling less embarrassed after watching you.

“Come inside.” Hanbin said sharply, hao still nestled into his arms.

“What—wait,” you frown turning around. “i think i left my machine machine open at home, i should probably go home—” you ramble off as you get up and dust yourself up. 

“Inside. Now.” Hanbin's tone sounded too dark to ignore so you quite stepped in. 

“Closer.” 

You take a big step forward, hands folded in front of you like a kid getting scolded.

Hanbin yanked you by the shirt again. “Do you not fucking understand English? (Or korean ig, AUTHOR DOESN'T KNOW, WHAT IS AUTHOR DOING WITH HER LIFE? AUTHOR AS AN EXAM IN TWO (2) FUCKING DAYS)

“I asked you to never show your face here again, didn't I?” He glared. 

“I didn't want to see anything, i swear I was looking for the bathroom to wash my face after you beat the shit out of me, it's just that I was passing by and I heard some pained noises so being the good and kind Samaritan I am I thought I should check in on the person who sounded so distressed and it turned out hao and you were fucking raw in a goddamn public practice room with an open fucking door so i couldn't stop watching cuz it looked so hot, I am sorry I won't do it again.” You took a deep breath after speaking all this without stopping. 

“Looked hot?” Hanbin raised an eyebrow. He looked at hao in confusion, hao's face in the same confused expression.

 “You liked watching me and hao….do stuff?” He asked.

Silence.

“You can be honest, I won't beat you this time.” Hanbin assured.

“....yes.” your voice cracked violently, your body shivering in hanbin's grip.

Hanbin's eyebrows shot up.

Hao's hands came down too. The couple looked at each other, having some sort of conversation in their eyes that you couldn't catch onto.

Then you saw hao nod. Hanbin nodded back and turned to you again.

“Reader–ssi,” Hanbin started. “Are you…..open minded?

 

 

Notes:

And then reader (you) became a cuck for bnb cuz they into that shit. And the three of you lived happily ever after <3

 

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