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⇄ Ilya Rozanov reposted
Ottawa Centaurs ✓ @TheOttawaCentaurs
Shane Hollander has officially signed with the Ottawa Centaurs!
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emily @troyberet
oh ottawa that cup is ours
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lulu @hollulunov
i never fucking lose #blessed
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liana @ilyasgf
shit i’m actually gonna have to start watching the games now aren’t i
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
WE FUCKING DID IT JOEEEEEEE
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lindsey @hollandernation
and don’t think we forgot what u did @TheMontrealVoyageurs. u flop of a team run by freaks and riddled with losers. what a waste of space truly
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hal @snoopyhollanov
@TheMontrealVoyageurs YOU’RE DUST!!!!
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priya @hollander81
hollanov being the first husbands of hockey IKTR!!!!!!
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ana @scotthunterfan1
why couldn’t they both come to the admirals bro it woulda been like gay 9/11 watching both towers get hit every game night
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remi @shanehollandersagent
mind u this is the admirals’ roster
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bri @shanemallow
shane getting to play on the same team as his husband…love is literally love like guys
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Shane Hollander Updates @UpdateShane
Shane is officially an Ottawa Centaur!! #GoCens
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brynn @hollanderslut
and every last voyageur can go to hell for all i care !!!
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mars @cens4life
this coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb ass trade
Ottawa Centaurs ✓ @TheOttawaCentaurs
Shane Hollander has officially signed with the Ottawa Centaurs!
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mars @cens4life
ottawa everything burger montreal nothing salad etc etc
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
montreal will never touch that stanley cup ever again btw
Ottawa Centaurs ✓ @TheOttawaCentaurs
Shane Hollander has officially signed with the Ottawa Centaurs!
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
man i hate when things go your way
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
literally who asked for your opinion on this 😭😭😭
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
you have 10 seconds to start running
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Signed the papers and Ilya literally got a boner
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
absolutely none of this information needed to be relayed
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i’m going to do it this time shane i’m actually going to do it
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
there goes your seat at dinner tomorrow night
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
hayden uninviting me to dinner as if his own wife and kids wouldn’t sculpt an entirely new chair out of wood for me to have a seat at the table
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
do you perhaps have familial ties to satan himself
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shane 🔒 @notshane
What did I say about being mean to Hayden on twitter
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
to not do it 😒
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Right so why are you doing it
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
because is so fun 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I don’t care if it’s fun stop being mean
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
okay sorry i love you 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
get a fucking room we’re TIRED.
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
practice is about to get 20 times more unbearable isn’t it
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
yes and you will have to suck it up because i am captain and if you are mean to shane i will have you blacklisted from all of MLH 😘
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
what if i’m mean to you instead. ever think of that
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
shane bites
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
i wouldn’t mind him biting me
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
do not bother coming to practice i will have the bomb shipped right to your front door
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
No one understands what absolute gold this trade is for someone who has to find ways to keep a mediocre hockey team relevant with the general public
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Ilya Rozanov are you ready to be mic’d up 🙏🏻
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
not if you will censor me like last time no
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
In what world is it appropriate for a professional hockey team to post a video of their captain saying that if he had it his way Shane Hollander would be pregnant with his third child by now
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
what so i am not allowed to be vulnerable anymore?
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
genuinely what is your issue man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I’m sorry what
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Unfortunately that’s some of his tamer material 😭😭😭😭
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olivia @shaydentruther
first game of this season without shane and hayden looks so sad 😕
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lily @shanehollanderstop
deserved
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olivia @shaydentruther
i was just stating an observation 😭 there’s no need to be rude
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liana @ilyasgf
this random ass hater is taking me out 😭😭😭😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
deserved
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liam @rozesarered
that’s the only tweet on their account too like who are you where did you come from and do you want to be our new client
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lily @shanehollanderstop
hayden pike flop hayden pike unfunny hayden pike buzzkill hayden pike loser
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priya @hollander81
girl what do u know about my close friend hayden pike…
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lily @shanehollanderstop
his address
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priya @hollander81
bro what the hell are you talking about 😭😭😭😭😭
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remi @shanehollandersagent
??? 😭😭😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
his address
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bri @shanemallow
like alright i love lying on twitter too i guess 😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
who said i am lying
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remi @shanehollandersagent
why would i believe you’re telling the truth about knowing hayden pike’s address user shane hollander’s top 😒😒😒
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lily @shanehollanderstop
my username is not lie either but unless your name is farah i know yours IS miss shane hollander’s agent
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hal @snoopyhollanov
i have a feeling u and i are going to get along justttt fine
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Montreal Voyageurs ✓ @TheMontrealVoyageurs
Pike with the assist!
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lily @shanehollanderstop
don’t care + no one cheered + you’re still losing by 5 + ratio
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
WHAT LILY SAID!!!
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emily @troyberet
user shanehollanderstop it seems i have grown quite fond of you and your widespread hatred of hayden pike
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
idk what this person’s beef with hayden pike is but it’s entertaining as hell to watch it go down
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lily @shanehollanderstop
don’t care + no one cheered + you’re still losing by 5 + ratio
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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lindsey @hollandernation
i actually hate how fucking funny you are 😭
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
if hayden pike has no haters then you’re dead ig 😭😭
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
ilya thinks he’s the funniest person alive bro who’s gonna tell him
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i do not think this i know it for a fact
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
you’re way too confident for someone i just caught laughing at their own tweets. take it down at least 10 notches motherfucker you’re pathetic 😒
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
#staymad #cope
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
every time i take shane to lunch i have to hear about the 60 different positions his body can be folded into
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
i had to walk out of a public restaurant when ilya pulled out two ken dolls to demonstrate
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
this gotta be illegal man what have we done to deserve this 😭😭😭😭
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Scott Hunter ✓ @ScottHunter21
Trivia night at Kingfisher this Wednesday! Hope to see you all there!
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
sorry we cannot make it in time for early bird special 🫤
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Scott Hunter ✓ @ScottHunter21
Sorry I made a typo in my previous tweet. Hope to see everyone but Rozanov there!*
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
that is ok i don’t know much about dinosaurs anyway i would not stand a chance against you 😕
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Troy Barrett ✓ @TroyBarrettOfficial
have you ever been normal in your life
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
where does he come up with this shit bro 😭
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
that is ok i don’t know much about dinosaurs anyway i would not stand a chance against you 😕
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emily @troyberet
oh you know his notes app is an insult armory at best 😭
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brynn @hollanderslut
unfortunately it seems that shane married the funniest man alive
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
please take this down before he sees it
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
i will ignore the ‘unfortunately’ and say thank you i get this a lot
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
god damnit
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Ottawa Centaurs ✓ @TheOttawaCentaurs
Follow our captain around at practice in our new video!! Link in bio 😏
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liam @rozesarered
YES GOD
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mars @cens4life
boooo why is it only 3 minutes long this time
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Ottawa Centaurs ✓ @TheOttawaCentaurs
The things Ilya says about his husband when he is mic’d are often unusable in every way you could possibly imagine
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liana @ilyasgf
WE DON’T CARE #LOVEISLOVE #RELEASETHETAPE
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lulu @hollulunov
the fact that they can only use about 2-3 minutes of footage from practices that last hours every time they mic ilya up now that everyone knows he’s married to THE shane hollander 😭😭😭😭
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bri @shanemallow
shane seems so much happier on this team i’m so glad he gets to play on a team with people who love him and support him no matter what 😕❤️😕❤️😕❤️😕❤️
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bri @shanemallow
and while i’m at it fuck you montreal all my homies hate montreal
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remi @shanehollandersagent
shane hollander your face card too perfect your stats too stacked your body too tea they’ll kill you
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hal @snoopyhollanov
ilya skating circles around shane while he warms up like a fucking hawk circles its prey bro 😭😭😭😭
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lindsey @hollandernation
if my husband was shane hollander i too would not want anyone going near him ever
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emily @troyberet
whoever edited this video is a fucking genius bro the cut off every time rozanov is about to say something absolutely deranged about hollander is fucking sending me 😭😭😭😭
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priya @hollander81
😭😭😭 “can you not sneak up on me from behind like that” “that’s not what you were saying last ni–” *bleeeeep* 😭😭😭
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emily @troyberet
my personal fav was when shane was warming up and ilya opened his mouth to say something and wyatt pulled this move out
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liam @rozesarered
atp a better title for this video being come watch our captain be stupidly in love for 3 minutes straight
Ottawa Centaurs ✓ @TheOttawaCentaurs
Follow our captain around at practice in our new video!! Link in bio 😏
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lulu @hollulunov
i feel like this video really only shows how strong both of them are as partners on and off the ice though like i know there was worry around whether being on the same team would distract them and make them play worse but no this shit is like foreplay to them are y’all seeing this 😭
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
i feel like shane’s the type to give ilya the silent treatment if he goes easy on him at practice though like it’s always been that serious to him 😭😭😭
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priya @hollander81
getting to see these little slices of hollanov’s life together…
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
are we sure hayden is the biological father of his children
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kip 🔒 @topsecretkip
literally what is making you ask this
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
when me and shane have to babysit it is like i am watching over 4 angels. which makes sense because jackie is angel but hayden is devil so something does not add up here idk
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
you gotta be fucking kidding me
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
bought all the pike kids ottawa jerseys with my name on them #uncleofthedecade
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
what the hell is your problem like actually
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i wanted them to have jersey from a team that actually wins sue me
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
if i kill myself have fun explaining to my wife and kids that it was your fault
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Just spent like 4 hours watching my husband be good with kids
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
have you ever heard the song juno by sabrina carpenter
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shane 🔒 @notshane
No why
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i just feel like it would make you feel a little less alone in your situation that’s all
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
like hayden should go on maury
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
ENOUGH.
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
@pikeplace
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i’m fucking crying how are you not blocked yet
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
he secretly likes it
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
no i fucking hate you but if i don’t follow you i can’t see what you say about me
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
pike i’m flattered but i’m married
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
ILYA LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE 😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
are you done yet
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
on this account yes
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
tf is that supposed to mean
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lily @shanehollanderstop
shane hollander is literally younger and prettier
Montreal Voyageurs ✓ @TheMontrealVoyageurs
Meet our new #35, Hayden Pike!!
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Replying to @shanehollanderstop
hal @snoopyhollanov
welcome back twin i missed ur hating ass 🙏🏽
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lily @shanehollanderstop
sorry for my absence i was busy fucking shane hollander
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hal @snoopyhollanov
what the hell sure
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brynn @hollanderslut
this tweet is over a decade old bro how long did you spend searching for this 😭😭
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remi @shanehollandersagent
yeah ok girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Replying to @snoopyhollanov
lily @shanehollanderstop
sorry for my absence i was busy fucking shane hollander
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lily @shanehollanderstop
he is literally in my bed right now… stay mad
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remi @shanehollandersagent
yeah and i’m the queen of england bro
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lily @shanehollanderstop
one of us is telling the truth here and you know damn well it isn’t you 🤗
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lily @shanehollanderstop
if you hate shane hollander you will die and go to hell i’m so serious
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olivia @shaydentruther
jackie pike can you fight
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lily @shanehollanderstop
speak on my queen again and i will report you to the feds
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olivia @shaydentruther
girl u don’t even know her stfu
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lily @shanehollanderstop
she is pinned on my imessage but whatever helps you sleep at night i guess
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ana @scotthunterfan1
genuinely who do u think u are bro 😭
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lily @shanehollanderstop
HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
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lily @shanehollanderstop
sorry i meant topped #typo 😅
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lindsey @hollandernation
the realest thing you’ve said in a while
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
I’ll be editing some genuinely good footage and then here comes Ilya ready to talk about all the ways he wants to fuck his husband into the mattress tonight
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shane 🔒 @notshane
He’s talking about what
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Replying to @notshane
harris 🔒 @harrisrants
This is exactly why I told you to watch him while I was gone
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i am not child i do not need watching
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shane 🔒 @notshane
YOU CLEARLY FUCKING DO.
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
so what i cannot thirst over you in peace
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
You have a house with four walls and a roof that will keep all your lust within it btw
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
boo you’re no fun 🍅🍅🍅🍅
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
harris wants me to die he told me so to my face
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
You make my job so hard omfg
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
shane 🔒 @notshane
No he did not
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
you’re right he did not i am sorry for lying please forgive me
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Replying to @notshane
harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Thank you for using your privilege for good ❤️
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
got ilya drunk enough last night to bet me $1000 that he’ll get shane pregnant by the end of this year
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
my offer still stands and i am completely sober
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Can you be calm I’m begging omfg
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Replying to @rosieposie
shane 🔒 @notshane
This is exactly why I’m hesitant to let you two hang out without me
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
getting a vasectomy 🙏🏻
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
THANK GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
you literally love my children don’t even start
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
yes but i was scared next one would be like you
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
man fuck you 😭😭😭😭
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lindsey @hollandernation
fuck marry kill: shane, jj, hayden
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lily @shanehollanderstop
kill hayden
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lindsey @hollandernation
ok and the other two????
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i have done both to shane hollander so jj gets nothing
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lindsey @hollandernation
yeah ok i give up
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liana @ilyasgf
Replying to @hollandernation
lily @shanehollanderstop
i have done both to shane hollander so jj gets nothing
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
like genuinely who do they think they are 😭
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liam @rozesarered
putting on a cens game while i’m in the room is like putting cocomelon in front of a baby
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mars @cens4life
god they play so well together…ottawa that cup is OURS
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
when ur team pulls up to the game against ottawa and suddenly the whole house suicidal
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⇄ lily reposted
hal @snoopyhollanov
imagine being montreal having to see the immense bag u fumbled out there scoring a shit ton of goals with his husband and looking sexy while doing it. i would genuinely just kill myself like
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remi @shanehollandersagent
oh look at me i’m ilya rozanov and i get to play the sport i love with shane hollander who is my husband that i met and fell in love with when i was a teenager GIRL FUCK YOU
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lulu @hollulunov
just got pissed off again omfg i’m done with this gay shit
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lulu @hollulunov
like guys they’re literally high school sweethearts kinda
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hal @snoopyhollanov
BOMBS EXPLODING SIRENS WAILING BABIES CRYING PEOPLE DYING
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emily @troyberet
i’m losing the idgaf war so bad like my dog tags are being pulled out from under my bloody uniform because i have been shot and they’re searching for a photo of my lover i left back home but all that’s in my pocket is this
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priya @hollander81
where’s marty mcfly when u need that damn time machine so u can go back and tell a devastated and depressed ilya rozanov that he will one day get everything he wants and that the love he gives away will always be returned to him in tenfold
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
do y’all remember that one interview that ilya did a few years back where he talked about how lucky he is to have found someone who loves him even on his worst days because i remember being like omg who’s the lucky girl…like i was so unaware that shane hollander knew ball 😭😭😭
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brynn @hollanderslut
ok but also i feel like we never really talk about how crazy it is that shane managed to lock down someone who used to be known as the biggest fuckboy in the MLH…like he doesn’t just know ball bro he invented ball
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
both of them have an insane amount of game and yet it took about a decade to understand the plan and put it into play 😭😭😭😭😭 crazy work if u ask me like i woulda benched both of them after the 2 year mark
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
ANOTHER ONE THANK YOUUUUU
Ottawa Centaurs ✓ @TheOttawaCentaurs
Ottawa wins against Montreal 5-0! #GoCens!!
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lily @shanehollanderstop
“ottawa beats montreal”
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hal @snoopyhollanov
bro where were u your boy was playing so well tonight i was expecting like 70 thirst tweets per goal tbh
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lily @shanehollanderstop
give me two seconds i literally just got off the ice 😒
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lulu @hollulunov
7 shots in and idk man ilya rozanov might be oomf
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lulu @hollulunov
like idk bro there have been one too many instances of that account making comments that seem like jokes at first but then make u really stop and think …walk with me here wait
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Replying to @hollulunov
lulu @hollulunov
like can we spin back to this please
Replying to @shaydentruther
lily @shanehollanderstop
she is pinned on my imessage but whatever helps you sleep at night i guess
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hal @snoopyhollanov
ngl that one time they straight up said they knew hayden’s address i was like hello 😭 u might be onto something here oomf idk
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bri @shanemallow
i think the exact moment that i relapsed in rpf could be identified as the day this interview dropped and i had to watch ilya stare at shane for like 20 minutes straight looking like he’d never heard of hockey before and he was just happy to be there
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bri @shanemallow
this was so long ago too that i’m tearing up thinking about how long they’ve been waiting for their lives to be the way they are now …i need a cigarette and a gun pointed right at my head ASAP
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
playing montreal is like playing a bunch of coughing babies
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
wait that’s mean to coughing babies
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
ok better comparison is like playing a bunch of hayden pikes
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
and there it is
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
i think not ragebaiting hayden at least 10 times a day would make ilya explode
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
i will say it makes for wonderful entertainment though
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
oh so my turmoil is amusing to you ????
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
15th best player in montreal is a generational classic don’t even start
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
hayden pike i am sorry for stealing your wife and best friend and also all your children and lowkey all your friends too
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
no you’re not
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
yeah no i’m not
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Ngl beating Montreal feels good as hell
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Sorry Hayd look away for this one
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
nah it’s okay i get it
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
all hayden does on this app is let ilya dog on him bro stand up 😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i have four kids rose i don’t have time to take shit from another one who’s actually a grown adult okay
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scott 🔒 @scotthunts
That one time at All Stars where I witnessed Ilya straight up drop his hotel room number to Shane under his breath before going onto the ice
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scott 🔒 @scotthunts
And then it ended up being the room next to mine and I had to watch Shane nearly have a panic attack after Ilya took more than 2 seconds to open the door
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Replying to @scotthunts
rose 🔒 @rosieposie
oh this is good. this is TOO GOOD.
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Replying to @scotthunts
shane 🔒 @notshane
Breaking News geriatric dementia patient misremembers moment from blurry past and slanders younger and more beautiful player
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Replying to @notshane and @scotthunts
rose 🔒 @rosieposie
OH HE MAD AS HELLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @notshane
scott 🔒 @scotthunts
Ok where the fuck did all of that come from…
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I hate to say it I hope I don’t sound ridiculous idk who this man is. He could be walking down the street I wouldn’t know a thing
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Replying to @notshane
kip 🔒 @topsecretkip
excuse me ma’am not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train and this post is very disrespectful. idk who you are or if you even know her but i need you to take this down please.
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
BABY THAT’S KEKE PALMER!!!!
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
if we’re being honest back when shane would text ilya under the name lily i would make fun of him and he would be like no i don’t text a lily wtf is your problem you should die. because that’s not obvious at all and definitely doesn’t scream i’m gay i like men i suck dick i like cock
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
rare moment of hayden pike being funny everyone take it in while it lasts
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Replying to @pikeplace
shane 🔒 @notshane
Do you want me to kill myself be honest
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Replying to @pikeplace
rose 🔒 @rosieposie
why did he think vehemently denying his involvement with a girl was a good cover for his sexuality i’m fucking crying bro
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shane 🔒 @notshane
No like I mean it this time I’m going to do it
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
my turn!! slept with shane ONCE and immediately had to call a team meeting where i had to hold his hand when i told him he was gay and very bad at hiding it
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
guys i’m so serious i literally told him he’d want to be sitting down for this
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
shane catching every stray i’m actually ctfu 😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @rosieposie
shane 🔒 @notshane
ENOUGH
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I hate all of you actually
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
meanwhile ilya was looking at his phone like this every time shane would text him
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
and the whole time shane was dating rose i would bring her up in conversation just to piss him off because the ragebaiter deserves to become the ragebaited every once in a while
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
if you crossed the street in front of my car i would step on the gas no hesitation
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
if only you guys could’ve witnessed the absolute crashout that shane induced by asking ilya to come to his cottage
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
your phone. hand it to me now. immediately. asap. whatever just put it down NOW
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
remember when you
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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BuzzFeed ✓ @BuzzFeed
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander visited us today for their much anticipated puppy interview! 🔗 Link in bio ;)
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lulu @hollulunov
yo no one told me jesus worked at buzzfeed and was performing miracles again
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remi @shanehollandersagent
the opening clip being ilya covered in puppies giggling up a storm saying “please shane pleaseeee” and shane throwing the nastiest stare i’ve ever witnessed
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remi @shanehollandersagent
like that’s the face of someone who just watched their husband get too attached to all the animals he told him not to get attached to 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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bri @shanemallow
shane runs that house like the fucking military i just know 😭😭😭
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priya @hollander81
i feel like this video could use a more accurate title. something along the lines of ‘shane hollander walks ilya rozanov like a dog for 20 minutes straight’ maybe idk just throwing ideas out here
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
come to think of it i don’t think ilya answered a single question that whole video 😭😭😭😭
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
he had every last puppy in the frame all up on him while shane had to tell the camera about their favorite thing to do on the off season bro 😭😭😭😭 this is the kinda greed they talk about in the bible 😭😭😭😭
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liam @rozesarered
that question too being the only time ilya wanted to have any input and even then it was just him making suggestive faces at the camera until shane pushed him over like i know he’s so done with him 😭😭😭
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⇄ Ilya Rozanov and lily reposted
lulu @hollulunov
shane i respect your authority and all but please let that man get another dog
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
my husband and the dog he swore he didn’t want
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lily @shanehollanderstop
my husband asked if the dishes were done and i said hayden pike. he smiled. he knew they were washed
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brynn @hollanderslut
how does ur husband feel about u claiming to be shane hollander’s top on twitter dot com bro 😭
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Replying to @hollanderslut
lily @shanehollanderstop
implying that my husband and shane hollander are two different people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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ana @scotthunterfan1
that shanehollanderstop account is genuinely starting to get on my nerves like girl u are not ilya rozanov retire the bit 😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼
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lily @shanehollanderstop
scott hunter fan trying to dictate who needs to retire
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
wait a damn minute…
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
y’all ilya is not a real person 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Rose ✓ @roselandryyy
why are you being vague on main this is scaring me
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
@shanehollanderlover I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF STAN TWITTER BRO 😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
whoops
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
you’re not even mad you got caught i can’t with you bro
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shane 🔒 @notshane
What does this mean…
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
it means you need to get a leash on your man asap 😭😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
20k tweets within the past few months and at least 75% are dedicated to hating on hayden y’all
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
this is lie only 60% dedicated to hayden hate. other 40% is split between voyageurs hate and thirsting for shane. please do not spread misinformation
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
rose 🔒 @rosieposie
watch the attitude or i’ll show shane the tweets
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Call me ASAP
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shane 🔒 @notshane
So how bad are we talking
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
is not even that bad everyone is just dramatic come back to bed :(((((
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shane 🔒 @notshane
That’s enough out of you for now thank you very much
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
I’M FUCKING CRYINGGNJJRFD
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
shaney my baby my sweet summer child my darling boy the apple of my eye
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Jesus Christ that fucking bad????
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
???????????????????
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Sorry about him I’m not sure what his problem is
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
do you want fake apology or are we done wasting time with those
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shane 🔒 @notshane
ILYA.
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Replying to @pikeplace
rose 🔒 @rosieposie
BAHJAHSDSOIJAFFDLMFAOOOOOOO
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
please forgive him he doesn’t get let out of his cage very often
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
lily @shanehollanderstop
i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
oh he did not come to play 😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
neither does hayden at any of his games 😒
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
ILYA DROP IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
please remember to moisturize that boy’s gonna give you wrinkles by 35
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
icb he’s got you stressed as hell 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Are you seeing this
Replying to @snoopyhollanov
lily @shanehollanderstop
sorry for my absence i was busy fucking shane hollander
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
no one believed him too like oh my god i’m gonna fall off my fucking chair 😭😭😭
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
shane there are literally 8 billion people on this planet and you chose asshole 3000 pro max
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I fear we were inevitable
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
going live in 10 minutes make sure to be there i’ll be killing myself for real this time
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
scott catching the random stray here and there 😭😭😭
Replying to @scotthunterfan1
lily @shanehollanderstop
scott hunter fan trying to dictate who needs to retire
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scott 🔒 @scotthunts
Like what’d I do man 😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
ilya i love you i have never laughed this hard in my life please never stop tweeting on that account
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Rose I swear to fucking God
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
this is the one time i will admit you made me laugh. revel in it.
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
if you’re not an asshole to me every second of the day do you explode genuinely asking
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
so you want me to be nice to you now pike?
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
oh god no i’d rather die
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
can you be calm for once or is that not within your ability
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Just whatever you do please do not do anything stupid. Please I beg of you.
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ana @scotthunterfan1
that shanehollanderstop account is genuinely starting to get on my nerves like girl u are not ilya rozanov retire the bit 😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼
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harris 🔒 @harrisrants
Just got told to kill myself
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shane 🔒 @notshane
Why did I just notice the username
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liana @ilyasgf
not to give that lily account attention but does anyone know where those pics came from because i cannot for the life of me find them anywhere 😭
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emily @troyberet
wait pause…
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liam @rozesarered
i’ve never seen those photos in my life but they look like they were taken in a professional setting…might just be unseens from an old interview?
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lily @shanehollanderstop
it is never enough for you people is it
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Harris ✓ @harrisdro
THAT’S ENOUGH I THINK THEY GET IT 😭😭😭😭
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priya @hollander81
oh my god ilya rozanov is actually oomf……
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hal @snoopyhollanov
bro @shanehollanderstop
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lily @shanehollanderstop
hey friendddd ☺️
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hal @snoopyhollanov
girl omfg i’m done with ur ass
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hal @snoopyhollanov
why am i getting ratioed by ilya rozanov’s not so undercover stan account omfg
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Replying to @snoopyhollanov
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
would it be better for me to do it on this account
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hal @snoopyhollanov
MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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remi @shanehollandersagent
currently going through all the tweets ilya made on that account and lowkey ctfu why is he actually funny as hell…
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brynn @hollanderslut
ngl ilya kinda had the stan twitter thing locked down…reading through his old tweets rn and let me just say i wasn’t even aware these words were allowed to go in the same sentence
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
THAT’S MY CAPTAIN!!!!!!
lily @shanehollanderstop
mind you hayden pike hasn’t scored all season but shane hollander has scored every game so far #noticing #lovewins
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liam @rozesarered
LOVE WINS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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tiana @wyatthayeswhore
like genuinely what is his problem 😭😭😭😭😭
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
opened this app to everyone saying ilya is funny. this is the worst day of my entire fucking life i’m so serious
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Replying to @SvetlanaVetrova
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
that one girl no one invited
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Svetlana ✓ @SvetlanaVetrova
bitch don’t test me i’ll get shane involved so fast you’ll get whiplash 😒
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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
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emily @troyberet
ilya rozanov posting stan twitter memes on main what the fuck is my life
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lindsey @hollandernation
ilya rozanov i apologize i was not aware of your game
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ana @scotthunterfan1
they’re out here calling top tier ragebaiting ‘game’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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olivia @shaydentruther
everyone’s laughing but he literally runs a hate page for his husband’s best friend…
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shay @ilyarozanovwife
i’d take this down if i were u i wouldn’t want the whole internet knowing i’d never experienced friendship before
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lulu @hollulunov
am i just supposed to move on from this or like nah
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lulu @hollulunov
actually i’m looking at the weather forecast rn and it’s advising all of us to never forget and to never get over this so i guess there’s my answer
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lily @shanehollanderstop
getting over me isn’t really a thing people do there has never been a successfully documented case of this happening
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lulu @hollulunov
ok yeah that’s what i thought thanks for clarifying
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
the way ilya will just randomly decide when he wants to irritate the hell out of shane bro i’m fucking cryinggisjdnfkglf
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
cuz why did he just interrupt our movie to say he accidentally mixed laundry loads and turned all their white clothes pink
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
at his grown age are you kidding me 😭😭😭😭
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
SHANE JUST SAID DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT AND ILYA GOES NO I JUST LIKE ATTENTION 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
that’s nice sweetie
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
shane has this particularly aggravated sigh that i’ve only ever heard directed at ilya and when i am around to witness it it makes me feel less alone in the world 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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shane 🔒 @notshane
#WomensStoriesMatter #UpliftFemaleVoices #SpeakingUpNotOver
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
who the fuck taught you all of that i’m crying 😭😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
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troy 🔒 @barrettnotbolton
should’ve known you’d spread your behavior like a fucking plague omfg 😒
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
jackie won’t stop laughing at ilya’s tweets on that fan account i’m getting told to kill myself and die by my own wife
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
because me and jackie are soul sisters. not that you would know much about that
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
before i met you i didn’t know it was possible to hold this much contempt for one human being
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Replying to @shanehollanderlover
hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
bro is it actually 😭😭😭
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
NO YOU DUMBASS 😭😭😭😭🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼😭😭😭😭🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
it’s just too easy
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kip 🔒 @topsecretkip
i find it amusing that the rest of his family adores you
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
i have that effect on everyone. is how i found out pike was grown in a government lab and sent to earth as a social experiment
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hayden 🔒 @pikeplace
i think what pisses me off the most is how creative you can be
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
shane’s so cute why’d he just drunkenly cry to me about how if he could go back in time he’d give younger ilya the biggest hug
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
i said aw that’s nice sweetie. i personally would’ve put him on a leash but to each their own
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
you’re clearly mad that i have a husband who loves and adores me in all states of consciousness meanwhile you are the worst and no one likes you
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sveta 🔒 @russianprincess
forgot that vodka makes you a petty bitch omfg
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scott 🔒 @scotthunts
I need to ban them from my bar at this point
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scott 🔒 @scotthunts
I didn’t even know this level of PDA was attainable I feel like I’m interrupting
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
just sobered up so fast omfg i’ve gotten so used to it that i thought they were relatively tame tonight
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
if shane was a girl i’d be out at a drug store buying him pregnancy tests rn based on what happened at kingfisher last night bro
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I apologize I’m swearing off alcohol now don’t worry
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
i mean yeah i’d hope so bro it’s like pregnancy 1001 not to drink 😭😭😭
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shane 🔒 @notshane
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST.
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ilya 🔒 @shanehollanderlover
did you get video please i will name the baby after you please please please
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
oh girl i got y’all in 4k don’t you worry your pretty little head about it
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shane 🔒 @notshane
The gun is loaded and aimed and if you do not want me to pull the trigger I suggest you delete any and all videos from last night.
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rose 🔒 @rosieposie
STAY MAD!!!!!
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shane 🔒 @notshane
I think we should all kill ourselves
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lily @shanehollanderstop
got to the best couple competition and everyone there immediately killed themselves in front of us
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Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Ilya we JUST talked about not posting nice photos of us with deranged captions 😑
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lily @shanehollanderstop
say it again i’m close
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Replying to @shanehollanderstop
Shane Hollander ✓ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
ILYA.
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Harris ✓ @harrisdro
Man I quit
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