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Vs. Johnny Cage
Johnny Cage: Dude, you are so cut.
Johnny Cage: Yeah, I'm on the Santa Clarita diet.
Johnny Cage: Two Johnnies, one timeline.
Johnny Cage: Man, this has "megahit" written all over it.
Johnny Cage: I'm still sleeping off CCA's holiday party, right?
Johnny Cage: Nope, I'm as real as it gets, bro.
Johnny Cage: I still say I should play me in a biopic.
Johnny Cage: But I look just like you, and fight like you, too.
