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“Hey, Parker?”
“Yeah?”
“Me and Sharp like you.” Jude didn’t look up from his desk.
“Aw, I like you guys too!” Parker smiled down at his teammate who was hunching over blueprints that he would stare at, then draw a few lines on from time to time. The half enderman was leaned against a wall beside the desk, admiring, coming up with ideas, and pointing out the oversights in Jude’s work.
Jude softly set his pencil down onto his desk to actually face Parker, “No, I mean we like, like you.”
Just like that, the entire world seemed to pause. He stared, eyes wide and dumbfounded as Jude’s words rung in his ears over and over like a tolling bell. He knew him and Sharpness had been in a relationship for at least a while by now, and admittedly he may have daydreamed about it, but he’d never expect something like joining in.
“What..?” Parker’s face suddenly felt one or twenty degrees warmer.
“It’s fine if you don’t feel the same, we just wanted you to know,”
“I-…” Parker did enjoy both of their companies, individually and together, and he would be lying if he said he didn’t find both of them attractive, but why would they like him of all people? Then again, when Parker reflected on the past week, they were trying to involve him more in whatever stupid shenanigans they got themselves into. Weirdly, his long tail seemed to sway thinking about them. “I umm… think I have to think about it…”
Jude just shrugged and turned to the blueprints again, “Sure bro take your time. Anyway! On this part here do y…”He continued on about the trap that they were designing like he hadn’t just dropped an entire bombshell and maybe 50 extra grenades and various other explosives for good measure onto Parker, but his voice started going muffled through his now scrambled mind. Everything that he’s ever known about either Jude or Sharp replayed in his head, which started feeling like it was overheating. He nodded along with the loud nothing he heard from Jude’s mouth, but he didn’t even know what he was agreeing with.
Yeah… he’ll think about it…
Maybe too much.
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“Did you tell him???”
“Yup!”
“What’d he say?”
“He said he’ll think about it.”
“Mm… Okay…”
Jude planted a staccato kiss onto Sharpness’ cheek, “Hey, it’ll be fine, Sharp! I’m sure he’ll give us a definite answer soon.”
“Yeah,” Sharpness felt a soft smile sprawl across his face. He took hold of his boyfriend’s hand and gently squeezed it.
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“Shharp..! Aaahh… AAahh!!” Judelow moaned out loudly. He was arching his back off of the thin mattress of his bed with his knees by Sharpness’ sides. The bed was small, but with Jude pushed all the way up until his hair brushed the back wall, there was just enough space to allow Sharpness to sit on his knees inbetween the other’s legs.
Sharp pressed his hand against his mouth as it opened to let out another exaggerated noise, “Bro, can you shut up??!” His face was wide-eyed and flushed pink, maybe because of Jude’s moans, but most of it was definitely because of their general situation. The blush was just barely visible in the dimness of the trapper’s bedroom.
Jude delicately pushed Sharp’s hand back at his waist so it wouldn’t be physically censoring his speech, “Whyyy… It’s funny!” He replied. He was sensitive, sure, but just the very beginnings of anal sex wasn’t enough for Jude to make a noise that loud. Both he and Sharp knew this. Jude also knew however that the slim chance of being walked in on made the other tremble in his netherite boots out of fear, and he’d do anything to get some sort of rise out of Sharpness.
“No it’s not! We could get caught!”
“Everyone on this server are too big of pussies to even step foot near my base. Were fine, Sharp,” He smiled reassuringly and turned his previously folded ears towards Sharp. A smile so warm felt offputting when donned on such a notorious menace to the server, but it still added fuel to the pent up fire inside of Sharpness’ core. Any of what Judelow did always seemed to spark something inside of Sharp, whether it be of anger, admiration, a want to protect, or, in this case, arousal with a big fat side of annoyance.
“Why are you even moaning that loud anyway? I’ve barely stuck it in.” Which was true. The only part of his length that Sharpness pushed inside was the head.
“Aahh… It’s just ‘cause you’re sooo big, Sharp….” Jude breathily giggled out while flattening his ears back again. He would only ever admit it under the guise of a joke, but especially compared to Jude’s own size, Sharpness actually was really big. Even so, Jude was confident he was stretched enough to take him easily thanks to lube and their, albeit short, prep just before this.
“You’re so stupid…” Sharp rolled his eyes, but his hands lowered to Judelow’s hips and he resumed slowly pushing into the asshole’s asshole, which he made more loud moans to. He inched even deeper into him, and finally, their hips met. Jude’s exaggerated love sounds were beginning to get mixed up with the actual noises he would let out from stimulation. His butt was propped up on Sharp’s thighs, who paused for Jude to get used to him, even if he instead focused this time on dramatically intertwining his hands into the bedsheet beneath his ears, and yet more faux moans that Sharp was starting to get really sick of, “Hey. Are you sure everyone on this server is that scared of your base? I still feel like you’re gonna get us caught.” He lightly rubbed at the other’s side.
“I- ahn…” That one wasn’t one of his taunts. ‘Lightly’ to Jude versus Sharpness seemed to be very different. “I’m so sure, Sharp. If anyone ever needed me for anything they would spam me on my comms to get out until I stepped at least, like, a mile away from my base. We won’t get caught anytime ev-“
The door to Judelow’s bedroom then cracked open.