Chapter Text
2017
Ilya was sitting in the airport, headed back to reality, when he got the notification.
[Jane has requested your location on Find My Friends]
Jane
Ilya
what is this?
It’s called Find My Friends, it’s location sharing
you are stalking me now hollander?
you are obsessed with me
Of course I’m obsessed with you asshole
I love you
You don’t have to share it if you don’t want to
I just want to know where you are
So I know that you’re safe
[Ilya is typing…]
ya tebya lyublu
[Ilya started sharing their location with Jane]
[Ilya has requested Jane’s location]
[Jane started sharing their location with Ilya]
i will miss you
I miss you already
they are calling my flight soon i think
i will have to put my phone on flight mode
Okay
I can’t wait until October
yes
i am excited to beat you
maybe i’ll save my first hattrick for the game?
Fuck off
I hate you
no
i do not think that you do
No, I don’t
But remind me again, who has back-to-back cups?
i think the very pretty flight attendant wants me to board now
i do not want to keep her waiting
Coward
i cannot hear you
the plane is too loud
too much whirring sound
is annoying like you
You’re insufferable
but you love me
Somehow
Have a safe flight
I love you
i love you too
Ilya couldn’t stop the ridiculous smile splitting his face in half. It would probably help his disguise – people would not only not expect to see Ilya Rozanov at an airport in Ottawa, but a man smiling that broadly could not possibly be the sultry Russian.
*
Shane wasn’t sure why he’d requested Ilya’s location as soon as he’d gotten back to the cottage. But something about the sense of calm that overcame him just from looking at the little flashing dot labelled Lily.
*
Lily
Shane
[Shane sent a photo
image description: a screenshot of the Find My Friends service, Lily is listed as moving in a car at 156km/hr]
If you crash that fucking car I’ll kill you
i never crash
i am too good at controlling fast things
you should know this
Are you fucking texting while driving?
no
siri is sending them to you
she is very useful
Then why are your autocaps still off?
because i am cool
and not boring like you
siri understands my vibes
she would use caps and correct grammar for you
you would probably tell her to use punctuation too
siri put a period
siri use a comma
siri make sure that had a capital letter
siri there should be a semi-colon there
Do you even know what a semi-colon is?
of course i do
is important part of winky face
;)
when i was not good at english texting that winky face did a lot of work for me
Gross.
;)
You’re an idiot.